56%

keep dreaming, fag

How will China feel about pic related?

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I've seen it and it's shit.

The pacing is all over the place. PS3-era CGI is in almost every frame. Rey's parents never mattered despite the build up in the previous movie. Snape is a nobody who also never mattered. Leia being blown up with the bridge of a starship and flies through space rigidly to safety. Finn goes to a casino planet full of Men in Black aliens for about ten minutes and rescues ponies(?). Yoda looks like shit and shoots lightning from the sky and laughs maniacally while burning irreplaceable cultural relics. Luke is a miserable failure who is responsible for everything that has gone wrong because he once tried to murder a child after getting vibes from him.

Everything the normalfags wanted resolved from the last movie were basically thrown in the trash in this movie and now they're fighting back. It was always going to be worthless to me and now it's worthless to everyone else.

lel faggot

Hol up

EXECUTE ORDER 56%

Colin Trevorrow dodged a bullet.

Absolutely going to buy more score, just slowly and belatedly so no one realizes.

Please explain, I'm not going to watch this shit movie anyway.

Wut? I hope this is taken out of context for humor

LIKE
POETRY

Isn't she English?

Luke decides to kill his student and nephew Kylo Ren because he senses that he's space Hitler. (more Jew Jew fap fic) then fails and decides to go suck sloth tit on an island while the universe descends into chaos.

Oh, and Yoda decides to burn down a tree and tell Luke that history is for fags and that the past doesn't matter. Last 6 films are meaningless now, fam.

And she's a britslag.

EUROFAG SPAMMING 56% IS PURE PROJECTION CONFIRMED

What all is said and done it'll likely get back up into the high 60's or low 70's. These initial reviews are probably from a lot of big fans of the series; wait for all of the normalfags who went to see it because they're BIG NERDS LOL BAZINGA and watch as the ratings go up because every new movie is the best movie that they've ever seen.

They will censor it for sure.

The context is nobody needs ancient jedi tomes anymore because Rey is just that good of a jedi.

Normalfags might not like Luke being a deadbeat coward who jacks off a sea slug that might be his father.

This was figuratively and symbolically burning the lore of the series. All that Jedi shit doesn’t matter. Only Rey matters.

Nah, I don't see how this movie appeals to normies. The plot doesn't make any sense. The porgs are for the children, and the milk creature and horse creatures are unappealing and creepy. SW fans will hate it because it shits on it's own universe, normies will hate it because it's long and boring and nothing gets resolved.

More like "Western civilization", but yeah check'd

Same as TFA.

Both Han and Luke are killed by Emo Jew Kylo Ren, and Kylo Ren will obviously be killed by Rey. Rey is clearly the ultimate Star Wars character.

t. disney shill

We should meme the sea slug’s name to be Mara.

Different than TFA, because it also shits on everything that happens in TFA and sets up nothing for the next film. All the plebs who said that the next film would fix TFA just has Disney shit down their throat.

Except there's a chance of Kylo fucking Rey

Kylo killed Snook. Rey already beat Kylo, and she saved his life. Both Rey and Kylo beat Luke Skywalker, and pretty easily at that. So there's your canon power levels now.

They gave TFA a pass because it was shiny and new. Now the reality is setting in that Star Wars is stupid shit for babies, and they'll lay all the blame on this movie.

No there's not. He's going to be cucked and Rey will probably hook up with either the Nigger or the Spic, and then he'll get killed by all three of them and the Skywalker bloodline will be gone forever, lol.

The Yoda who is dead, yes. The fucks a consistency?

But mub Prequels! Politics are boring! Greek myths are boring! Reddit quips are cool! I love Post Modernism!

JJ made an attempt with TFA. TLJ was pure shit. 45 minutes too long.

You are either retarded or trolling. I hope to God it’s the latter for your sake.

An attempt at your shekels.

You can clearly see JJ tried to set up some elements that would be fleshed out later. Instead, Johnson kills off Snoke, fucks up the "training" sequences and runs with a ridiculous Finn/Rose subplot for an hour. What the fuck?

Such a shame Rian didn't continue the masterful blacked plot that J J set up. Rian was clearly a fool for not better utilizing Finn, the classic character with such deep motivations like, "Imma do duh rite thang, fam!" Him deciding to kill all of his brothers in arms because he's a coward was master class storytelling, I definitely bought it.

Setting up mysteries is the easiest thing in the world. Having them actually pay off satisfyingly is what makes writing hard.

He didn't even set up mysteries, though. He just introduced things without explaining them, that's not the same thing as a mystery. A mystery includes clues, there were no clues, just nonsense.

JUST FUCK MY MOVIE UP

Not really, it's plot contrivances disguised as mysteries.

The normalfags don't wanna hear it. It's easier to dupe them then to convince them that they've been had.

He put in mystery boxes because he’s a lazy Jew.

I almost want to see it if it's that bad

The whole movie has already been uploaded to Holla Forums

That's not true. After TFA was released, the main things on the viewers minds were Rey's lineage, her training with Luke, and who the mysterious Sith Master who has been set up to be the main villain of the trilogy is. Now what? Does anyone give a fuck about anything at the end of TLJ? Anything at all?

don't
it's actually not as bad as the webms imply, it's just mediocre like TFA and Rogue One. Better to was for a brrip.

If we throw in some more mystery boxes people will care!

What I think he meant was there was no planned story, Rian Johnson admitted as much when he got the job, JJ and Disney had nothing planned to follow the TFA, there was no "correct answer" established for who Rey's parents were, or who Snokes is

Ultimately the questions were unanswerable. Snoke was a lore paradox.

My guess is originally Rian wanted Rey to be a reincarnation of Anakin but it leaked on the internet and reaction was so negative he ditched it and just said, “eh, she’s no one.”

Don't user, unless you desire to regain your virginity.

They were thinking about those things because they were plotholes, retards just assumed they were mysteries.

Ultimate kikery.

Likewise, the other angle on this parent issue is they're just kicking the can down the road for the last movie… Keylo is evil, so he's going to lie to Rey that her parents were no one, he might not know anything more than her but he doesn't want her to think they were religious fanatics or good goyim… he needs her degeneracy. Assuming the writers have any plan at all is giving them more credit than they've so far demonstrated to deserve.

Ultimately it doesn't matter who her parents are, because she's a horrible character. No amount of retconning can change The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi, they're awful movies with awful characters.

Wasn't that supposed to be a clue? I thought she was terrible because of the actress but I excused her insane untrained force power and lightsaber skills because I thought she was a Kenobi or something. TLJ really sealed the deal here. What the fuck will they do in the 9th installment? Bring back Snoke? Reveal that Kylo lied to her? It's all so tiresome.

A-

Holla Forums had it's own premier last night. You can literally watch it all right here.

I think Jew Jew will retcon it - probably to her ‘parents’ being bums who found a chosen one born from no one.

THE MEMES, JACK

(((American Cinema)))

TFA was a carbon copy of ANH.

She is most certainly not a britcuck.

To clarify, living in Britcuckistan or being born there does not make you genetically a Britcuck.

You do realize that prequelposting only helps the disney sequels, right? It makes it look like only idiots dislike the sequels.

She is you dolt

the only thing close to a mystery that Rian set up is
if he was actually directing Episode 9, I imagine he would follow up on this (and Rey would probably redeem Kylo unless focus groups said they would rather see Kylo die). but since JJ is directing the next one, I'm pretty sure the magical bond between them won't be mentioned a single time.

Rian tried to set up a few other "mysteries", but they're so weak that they will either be ignored in the next movie or resolved with little fanfare
yes, and probably with little fanfare. exactly like Finn did in TLJ
who cares? they're just fucking books. luke didn't even bother reading them and he was sitting around bored on the same planet for over a decade
nobody cares. the movies already have too many protagonists. also, anyone who has seen TPM is leery of having a prominent child role in a SW movie. the only way Abrams will put him in the 9th movie is if the kid is already under contract.

kid is appears to be a white male so……
assuming they continue his storyline assume they will purposely fuck the character up because….envious sjw catladies

It's legitimately a piece of artwork like the prequels were, except episode II was shit

It's kino

no

I agree, I saw lots of references to Greek tragedy fam. Rian is definitely an aeuteur! Sick of these autists shitting on these movies, they just don't understand the deep and subtle connections with the ancient epics interwoven in the plot.

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Faggot, QUIT putting me into a position to defend something I hate. It was objectively better than the other two. That doesn't make it good, just better than worst.

Whats funny is there are references to Greek tragedy in VIII

only one i would give you is I

I too love Star Wars: The Last Jedi, playing in theaters near you. It challenges some fans with its hard take on Star Wars, but let’s be honest, we need to take some introspection on the inherent racism and toxic masculinity of Star Wars, where females were never in positions of leadership aside from Leia and Mon Mothma and Padme, or there were no blacks in positions of power aside from Lando Calrissian or Mace Windu. And think of the lack of Asian influences, aside from Temura Morrison who played every clonetrooper and two iconic characters.

The Last Jedi is an important film because it was time to address the elephant in the room: namely, the inherent wrongness of Luke Skywalker. He was white, and male, and yet he was portrayed positively and as the most powerful Jedi ever, and the man who wohld rebuild the Jedi order. This message disenfranchises women and people of color, because Luke was inherently toxic in his way of fairly judging everyone and showing loyalty to his friends and compassion to enemies. Having him appear as a wise sage would be disempowering for women, who need to learn that, like Rey, they are fine as they are and don’t need any education besides the knowledge that they have vaginas.

So go and make sure you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi twice to make sure you understand all of this. This movie transcends dumb sci fi schlock, because now it is about representation and that makes it important.

They barely tolerated Boyega on the poster. So they probably won't take it well unless vid-related happens.

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#BASED

England isn't an island.

Oh yes, you have those bottomless wells of genetic diversity in Scotland and Wales.

anglo-saxons arguing if they are purebred or not. smh tbh fam

All their daughters have shitskin rape babies in their wombs, so the inbred thing doesn’t matter anymore anyways.

Well the Welsh tend to be swarthier and have curlier hair whereas ginger hair's more common amongst Scots (who are most similar to Northern Ireland in terms of genetics), but yeah in the grand scheme of things there's not a huge difference.

The score seems unlocked, it's rebounded to 57%

Ignore that. Tbey arent gling to allow it to go lower. So according to Holla Forums Canon Lore, it is 56%

Maybe in a couple weeks =IF= they unlock it itll go lower again.

I miss George. I regret everything.

China has a ton of blacks, Google chocolate city.

Come on land

Probably locked it in hopes of finding a pattern of fraud and only found enough matches to mark a trivial score adjustment.

Absolutely disgusting
aljazeera.com/indepth/inpictures/2014/09/pictures-chocolate-city-2014911115258446208.html

I hate globalism, I only regret Christianity didn't die hundred of years ago. It's globalist and replaces people with dependant thralls.

What's with the meme of "oy goiyum your just salty, a second viewing will (((fix))) all the problems!" Is it a (((marketing tactic))) to get more sheckles out of the people who watch it again?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisy_Ridley#Early_life

I think it’s partly that, and partly disbelief fueled by a wholly different outlook by the bug-eye fish mouth set. They see this as a rapturous experience, a ‘deconstruction’ of ‘americana’ on a massive scale. So they don’t see what the problem is.

Actually after reading that I feel a little bad for her.
Had some actual heritage to be proud of only to be turned into a meat puppet whore for the entertainment of burger goblins and cucked bongistanis.

she had to accept alotta jewish dicks in her holes for this role.

Imagine how soulless and horrible such a life would be.
It wouldn't have to be jewish dicks specifically either.
Just getting through life by putting several mens' flesh rods in your orifices and having zero talents otherwise.
You'd basically be a prison bitch, but with a bunch of money to distract yourself from the reality of being a fuck puppet.
That's some existential horror right there assuming she's a sentient being capable of thought and self-reflection in the first place

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That's why celebrities are always on drugs saying stupid shit acting like scumbags and melting down. They're prostitutes. Not figuratively but literally, both the men and women. Many have prostitution charges before they became famous.

Kill all amerimutts.

But Ridley is a bong.

Thank you for defending the interests of The Walt Disney Company. 0.005 cents were added to your account.

You know she's not.

vogue.com/article/star-wars-the-last-jedi-review-backlash

>In a world of reboots and re-imaginings, where bright young directors are tasked with interpreting intellectual property that has existed for decades, the only real way to put your stamp on something is to destroy the existing rules. Childhood hopes may get caught in the crosshairs, but it makes for something more interesting than a retread. Every onscreen risk is cause for debate and dialogue, and with a massive box office, all signs point to the possibility of even greater departures down the line. For a franchise that has in recent months taken heat for reigning its talent in and stifling potentially creativity, the move away from the standards is a bold and necessary one. May the force be with Johnson as he continues to torch the house that George Lucas built.

Imagine being delusional enough to write this.

epic for the win

Are Vogue writers on drugs?

Just about arrogant as the regular times.

The movie is dog shit. Even if you ignore how it ignores the prequels, and even the Force Awakens, there are gaping plot holes too numerous and too big to ignore unless you are too awed by the graphics.

You can either
or
What do Holla Forums? Keep in mind that there is absolutely nothing in between the two and that sequels are reboots/re-imaginings.

I pick a, if only because we're likely to get a fun trainwreck out of the thing.

So, "yes, they shat on your childhood, and you should love them fir that".

FUCK YOU DISNEY

It's a marketing tactic.

Stop posting scat porn.

rly?

54%

Fuck Sturd Whores, honestly.

Any estimates on how many are voting this down now after the initial boost? It has dropped quickly.

see

I meant how low a percentage is coming in right now, since it's dropping from the initial shill boost. Is it 50%? 40%? Less?

it's all true and pretty much how I feel about them, at least I have the benefit on having the 35mm scans of the theatrical versions I remember and not this special edition shit OT, that really spoils the last few good perceptions I had left

??? the rotten tomato audience score has hovered consistently between 57-54% for the past five days… unless you're thinking of IMDB which has gradually gone from 9'sh down to 7.8

It came in that low? How cooked imdb must be then for it to start at 90 and drop to below 80.

it can't drop below 54%. it's over, eeveryone knows Luke dies already. the nerdrage has run its course and the RT score is only up from here. Holla Forums loses again.

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JUST

hahah I'm glad we got it this low. creating new accounts is getting tiring though, shall we give it a rest? it's impossible to get the score below 53% anyway

Yes brother, we shall report our success to President Putin tomorrow. For the motherland!

Fellow white comrades, we will have the POCs shipped back to Africa soon. All we need is to make sure Star Wars: The Last Jedi™ gets a bad rating. The moral and brave jewish journalists won't foil our brilliant scheme this time!

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kek wots it like being this much of a cuck?

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Yes, that's why the score keeps sliding into the abyss. It's those dang ol' internet nazis. Couldn't have anything to do with disney shitting the bed at every conceivable juncture.

BREAKING: The Huffington Post Joins ALT-RIGHT

> "I give The Last Jedi a C plus, equivalent to two and a half stars out of five"
huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-last-jedi-film-dazzling-vfx-while-shunning_us_5a3b2b15e4b0d86c803c6edb
archive.is/LCUpC

C+
The sheer hypocrisy