DUDE

Honestly, even after seeing the pictures I didn't believe this would be real.

This is why the Sith were right.

absolutely disgusting

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I'm laffin but I'm cryin on the inside

I wonder if Luke had to milk Yoda on Dagobah?

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THEY WANTED TO HUMILIATE LUKE

THIS IS CALLED: CHARACTER ASSASSINATION.

Turned into a soy boy, made into a titsucking baby, died like a bitch.

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MAHAHA THE SLOTH TITS

BRAVO DISNEY

10/JUST

Absolutely /ourguy/. Beyond kino.

Imagine being Mark in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Thala-siren, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Mark and not only sit on that rock while Thala-siren flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while stroking those nipples. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, THALA-SIREN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Tatooine. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled sea-breasts as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, as you painstakingly tug on each nipple waiting for that green milk to squirt out. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on this island before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mark Hamill. You're not going to lose your future royalties over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Around 7 mins

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SWEET MOTHER OF COCKSUCKING CHRIST THAT IS A CHILDREN'S BOOK? I'VE SEEN LESS NSFW IN MY LITTLE PONY PORN

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Awesome.

Ouch!

We'll need some Hamill/Luke JUST edits for this.

Aw shit nigga that shit is nasty.

Absolutely kino. Bravo Lucas Disney and friends.

The force is a black woman and she is angry!

Patent pending

Came here to post this. Bravo.

Lawd

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need a shoop that says "got jizz"
because mark's a faggot

MP4

Gold.

that's me :)

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MOMMY

MILKIES?

It's an old shoop but it checks out.

Is this why Walt Disney hated the Jews? Because they knew what they'd to do his studio?

Luke Skywalker, destroyer of the death star, the man who defeated Darth Vader, who cast away his light saber in the presence of the most powerful Lord of the Sith in galactic history and who did the impossible in bringing someone back from the dark side. The man a dying Yoda pleaded with to pass on what he had learned.

Luke Skywalker. Drinking cum from some CGI-muppet hermaphrodite.

What was the purpose of this scene? Was it explained why he was drinking alien milk?

The purpose is to demean Luke.

To make him look like a hobo.

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A year ago I was joking about Rey beating up Luke and teaching him what the Jedi were really about, but here we are.

Luke Skywalker was the archetypal white hero. The purpose was to degrade and destroy an icon.

me on the left

Don't forget that Yoda literally tells Luke that Rey is a greater Jedi than he is.

Ther hero of a thousand faces of himan myth reduced to a sad ghost before the Mary Sue of the zeitgeist.

Yup.

Rey is such a fucking Mary Sue it hurts holy shit this entire series feels like a bad fanfiction

It is a bad fanfiction. Personally I love how shitty it is. Anyone who likes Disney Wars can immediately be written off as a retard.

It is amazing how much damage one woman angry about a ‘boys only’ treehouse can do.

It's not fanfiction. It's created by people who hate the source material. Key difference.

Good point.

Now you know why they kept them out.

With that cunt Hamill's cooperation, of course. What a fucking jerk.

mfw Luke Skywalker, the Last Great Jedi Master, died a virgin

He was literally forced to cooperate, otherwise they'd sue him into poverty. He's spoken out about how the movie is garbage.

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Shatner never would have let them do this to Kirk. He would have gone to war over it.

Yeah. He has the look of a prisoner at most of these things. Given Sony were willing to sue Bill Murray over Ghostbusters I can only imagine what they threatened him with. Probably blacklisting him in the industry.

Only if they are allowed to, they could have fired her and her subordinates at anytime they chose not to.

Yeah men are not allowed to have separate interests that are exclusively masculine apparently.

They probably muscled him the same way Sony put an "aggressive litigation" gun to Bill Murray's head for justbusters 2016.

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Iger wants to be the Democrat nominee for president some day. He’s licking shriveled cunt hoping it pays dividends.

10/10 will trigger soywars fans

needs a #metoo or whatever plastered on there.

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C U R S E D I M A G E

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Kirk got a terrible send-off, but it wasn't the absolute worst send-off ever. Luke's was.

This is why net neutrality was repealed

I get that. Was there a reason for it that was explained in the movie or was it just a throwaway scene is my question?

He was thirsty? There's a little montage of him living off the land. He catches a fish too, it's less humiliating.

What the fuck. Luke is a canon vegetarian, fuck this bullshit.

Wow. They really did put it in there just to humiliate him.

Either that or one of them had several weird fetishes.

Shatner loved it because a bridge fell on him. He wanted his last line to be “the bridge is on the captain.”

Thematically it establishes that Luke is isolated and needs no contact with anyone to stay alive. It also sets up that he’s a little bit mountain man crazy, as drinking milk from a strange animal’s tits is weird. He looks at Rey almost like, “yes, I do this.”

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It will have 100 entries on Paheal before the month's over.

I wish Frank Oz wasn't such an old wimp and actually gave a shit about this travesty.

This is why the old EU was better. He married sex Mara Jade and had kids.

The old jedi order would actually be proud,

And he wasn't a total fucking failure and actually succeeded in becoming a jedi master with his own academy and generations of fucking students in his symbolic image.

Fuck them. In the EU Luke grew to hate their emotionless shit.

Was there any explanation for him becoming a solitary hermit?

nothing wrong with staying a virgin, being forever alone, living in a basement drinking soy.

He tried to murder his sister's son and then felt bad about it.

This might make the nerds actually go outside and pro-create! You can't have that goy.

Why did he do that?

holy shit

he got a maybe bad feeling about him, so his first action was to murder him in his sleep.

It’s ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

You deserve a bar of Internet gold.

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I used to think the EU was trash, and I still think it's a deeply flawed project, but Hollywood managed to out-hack the EU by miles.

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Nice

CHILDREN LOVE THIS

This. Lucas isn't involved anymore, none of this shit really matters.

MUAAAGGGH THE THALA-SIRENS

It was funny fuck you