Who here /spending halloween alone/

who here /spending halloween alone/

;_;

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You're not alone. You have us.

This humiliation has to stop. I am meant to be with my life partner right now, while we're in our youth.

That is why you must embrace communism user.

I'm working :(

But I would be spending it alone otherwise :((

I cannot, because communism has female choice built into it. I need a state provided gf.

Why do you believe a woman would not choose you user?

Communism will have robotic lolis with artificial wombs. You will be an old man, but your waifu will be real.

Hey! It's nogfnazi. How are you man? Are you a neet btw?

Because women are only attracted to macho, domineering and arrogant men.

I am not that, I'm too civilized and pure.


Nope, student. My life's shit

pleb

Why spend Spookymas alone when you could be watching a horror stream with all your fams from Holla Forums?

idk wtf I'm even gonna stream tho lel

It's what I would do.

flag smh

Are you fat my man? Maybe if you lost weight and started lifting you'd look better. It's worth a try right?

Im not alone. I have my trusted old pal dxm to take me away from my holloween related worries on strong robotic legs

Communism would change this user

We will all be new socialist supermen

This is what you get for not having a waifu, nerd.

She'll be a robot, fam.

Here, I'm Alone and depressed, I most likely will end up homeless in a couple of weeks.

It's not fair while I'm sleeping, I am vulnerable and can't defend myself


Yes a little but I was skinny in high school and there was no difference, also there are fat arrogant guys with gfs. It wouldn't make a difference.


That makes no sense. The only way I could benefit is if rich guys were taking all the women but most college girls get fucked by other college guys anyway. Maybe I'd be more successful if I had a car, but it's still dodging the actual problem of female choice.

whoda thunk

don't try and deny the feel

Neither is the State forcing me to be your gf. Nothin personnel kid.

Men can't be gf material.

More like depressed

yeah you sound like it

Relevance?

Alright, first thing you should do is lose that weight. Your uni probably has a gym-take advantage of it. Start lifting so you gradually increase your self confidence

I think your problem is that you grew up lonely, right? Didn't have any friends in school and shit. So your social growth was stunted. That isn't your fault.

You shouldn't feel bad about it. I know that the social structure does not favor you for whatever reason and I'm all for changing it, but until then there are real steps you can take to better yourself and I urge you to do that

Stop fooling yourself. Nobody will put you as anyone's gf. Who would even recognize you as a woman?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefanie_Rabatsch

Read. Hitler knew, he was trying to save nerds from girls.


No no, I had normal groups of friends and such, I just have always been unsuccessful with girls because I'm too nice. The problem isn't me, it's society.

*raises bunker*

My God

Today is Reformation Day, not Halloween. Damn heathens.

This is just a meme. There is always some other reason. Maybe you are chasing the wrong type of girls. Try less attractive ones.

Also, if you're a uni student, why don't you join a frat. You'll be garunteed to get laid at least once

reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=A-ISiPD6w9c

Like I said, I'm too civilized. I feel physically repulsed whenever I see "fratbros" around my campus. All they really do is just mimic niggers. And I don't want to "get laid," I just want a gf.


Don't add perverted images to your posts, please.

Fugg off mate that image made pop a stiffy.

You have us, famrade.

I.

What about images of lovely mothers?

Buddy I don't know what the fuck you mean by "civilized". Is a civilized person a fat nazi who sits in front of his computer all day? It seems to me you want some scene out of anime, where the wimpy nerdy protag gets a girl with tits the size of globes just because of his purity and love. That shit doesn't happen irl.

How do you expect to find a girlfriend without any effort on your part?

I'm not alone. I get to spend Halloween with my waifu!

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not this fucking meme again

I'm going to go to a party and hopefully fuck this girl I've been talking to.

But as always, I feel more alone in a group than I do by myself.

Just embrace it fam. we're all alone. Every creature on this earth dies alone.

All workers deserve gfs.

You're doing the same thing as when a porky tells a poor person that he needs to work harder to live comfortably.

What's wrong?

Halloween or one of the Dead films would be fucking awesome.

there are no anime girls on my mexican cock right now

One day we will have full communism and a harem of anime girls. I'm Mexican too.

Not necessarily. I wouldn't tell someone who asks me advice about careers and whatnot to not try at all since capitalism is bad. You can recognize the current structure is unjust but still try to do the best for yourself within it.

Has Holla Forums really stepped this fucking low?

No you fascist faggot, it is not the same. GFs are not property, they are individuals and under no ownership unlike the MoP porky controls. The reason women don't want you is because you don't see them as human, not because society is too hard or because they will only get with 9/10+ unless forced. Unlike you I would still be able to get laid because I'm good looking, but with a shit attitude like yours I would never keep a gf because no self-respecting woman would be willing to be with a guy like that more than a night.

Nazifag understands that you are all my property.

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robots couldn't have free will, even if it existed

How does it feel waste money on cat ears>

G'nightfall me fellow comrades I be goin' to sliumber early.

Worse.

I'm spending mine in the dark, and the backup power running my fan and charging my phone is about to go out.

Stupid porky electricity providers, cutting off the power on today of all days.

my people!

blatant lies

crocodile addict

Dota addict

I'm not sure which one is worse

You can probably get a pair in fucking poundland you stingy bastard.

It's not even a real holiday here.

Spent it with my nephew. He went home a few hours ago.

His entire class (he's in fifth grade) was in a party, but he wasn't invited.

My sister had heard from this party from the other kids' parents and asked him if he was going, and he said yes because he didn't have the courage to tell her that he didn't get an invitation. As a result, she didn't make plans with the babysitter and when she found out he wasn't going she called me and asked if he could hang out for a while. Apparently, he told my sis that he didn't want to go because he had a fight with his friends and they'd be there, but he told me that no one invited him in the first place. I don't think he has any friends actually.

Thankfully he's into videogames and all that stuff so I had plenty of things to distract him with. Tried to give him the motivational talk at one point by saying that I went through the same shit, both at his age and today (tfw in college and watching all my friends upload pics from halloween parties I wasn't invited to) but he didn't seem to care. He was stoic af about it, proud of him.

Is your nephew a communist?

A goddamn trot I bet