CIA contractors fired for stealing $3,000+ in snacks from vending machines

CIANIGGERS BUST BRONYFAG NECKBEARDS FOR STEALING, DIABETES

They used their elite h4>

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BREAKING NEWS CIANIGGERS GONNA NIG, VENDING MACHINES RELAXED, MORE NEWS AT 11

NOT THREADWORTHY

This is KEKworthy, bump

Does that mean they stole 3 grand worth of tax payer funded vending machine items?

I hope it wasn't our CIAniggers. Stay safe lads.

THEN POST TO THE WEBM THREAD, THAT'S WHERE KEK LINKS GO WHEN THEY AREN'T THREADWORTHY

How do you know it's a brony juggalo? There's nothing in the article or the linked document to indicate this.

See they stole from their Jew overlords and that cannot be tolerated. Had they scammed a system not tied to the fed, it would be business as usual.

Heiled.

The funny thing is l bet l know how they did it. You can find vending machine hacking guides floating around Holla Forums and l can confirm they work.

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How the fuck can they be so stupid.
Here's the declasiffied report: assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3870932/CIA-Vending-Machine.pdf

if our cianiggers are just contractors, it doesn't really matter if they were

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Post one nigger.

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You were worried about these dorks? Really?

Don't forget to install TempleOS, God's chosen operating system.

Please go back to reddit, you underaged fuck. I bet you only learned of him this year from some shitty Youtube video, didn't you?

Seriously? Who else but an obese pre-diabetic brony in the Center for Cyber Intelligence is going to lifehack a vending machine for $3k in high fructose snacks.

wow what a prick.

Degenerates should be hung lad. ;-)

Not running OBSD, end yourself. \(卐ω卐)/

This attitude is the biggest problem with this board. It's not harmful when it's as innocent as this, but it sets the stage for misinfo being inserted into legitimate stories. It's one thing to not bother to confirm a story if you like the outcome, but inserting your own baseless conjecture because it's funny is bad form. This goes double when you put it in glowing redtext so it becomes the takeaway for the article.