Pokemon Go; Get /fit/ edition

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No one is moving anything. Mobile apps have never been video games. If you thought they were that just shows you that you're a casual.

No, and it's starting to bug me. People in my college keep talking about Pokemon Go and Overwatch constantly and I don't understand why it's all so popular.

It sure as hell as more claim to being a video game than a virtual novel, which is always on the first page here to be fair.

I like SomeCallMeJohnny. Too bad he does lets plays with SJWs.

Hellfire Commentaries > Brainscratch Commentaries

What.
Last time I was in stream, they made fun of the whole "triggered" thing.
Who did he work with?

ya mean ted?

Funny you are using a data mining tool as an exemple

I mean, you are right. It's a shitty datamining tool, but then again so is the entirety of steam and don't forget that all of 4/v/ was a datamining tool.

That doesn't make Pokemon Go less of a videogame, albeit a shitty one. If some people can ignore the glaring issues it has and have fun with it anyways then so be it

I want to cum inside Jessie.

He does commentary over games with three other guys, two of which are SJWs. The worst of which is Ted. Like most SJWs, Ted is addicted to Twitter and recently made a series of tweets defending the new Ghostbusters movie. He also retweeted a post from the pedo queen Allison Rapp. On top of it all, he's a massive contrarian who thinks having a different opinion makes him special.

>Not keeping a smart phone for normal communication to blend into the fold and not look suspicious while continuing FLOSS practices in secret.
What the hell dude?

Kind of hard to do that when you keep it in a desk drawer its entire life.

Calling it now. Someone on Holla Forums is gunna get laid due to Pokemon GO

Everything this man has just said also applies to myself.

if you get laid using pokemon GO as a vector you were going to get laid anyway.

who's the other SJW? Lewis?

Besides that bit spoiling the fun for me, the game is just too shallow and grindy for me - and I can tolerate the mainline Pokemon games just fine. The only enjoyment I got out of it was by playing with friends, but everything is fun with friends so that's not really point in favor of the game - it was the socializing that brought me that enjoyment and not the game itself.

The only thing this game did for me was make me want to play an actual Pokemon game and not this SanFran knock-off.

It might actually happen

That was his first comment. In order to move the goalposts he'd need to state or imply something is fact, have it proven wrong, then try to deflect by stating or implying something else is a fact regardless. That's what moving the goalposts is. He can't have done that if that was his first comment.

Stop using phrases you don't understand.

You cheeky cunt

Oh my fuck

There's nothing wrong with GO as a concept but it just makes me feel eternally bitter and more shit and lonely than usual.
If all it takes for you to approach women and be accepted is a common interest in a shitty phone game, you're just a normalfag piece of shit. Fucking kill yourselves.

You're a retard. You clearly do not know what you're talking about if you're "just keeping one on you to look normal lol". You're still getting tracked and your information is being stolen. That phone and anyone with access to it knows who you are, where you live, where you work, and any other daily habits you have. Stop spouting memes you heard on Holla Forums to try to fit in if you're not going to take the most basic steps to secure your privacy.

Prove it.

Most pokegirls are okay, but Jessie is who takes the dick. Pokemons are only for friendship and/or just to fight other pokemons.Pokephiles deserve to burn

Ever hear of a thing called an "ice breaker"?

Doesn't work for me so far, though.
At least not in my immediate area. Everyone here is like either freshly out of highschool or freshman year of college and i'm almost 30 years old.
I'm not a gross sort of guy I just feel personally awkward trying to talk to someone who was barely starting puberty when I was graduating highschool.

If you're going to be that willingly blind I really don't give a shit. It's not my job to keep you informed or safe.

You mean raped?

If I caught a Holla Forumsirgin playing Pokemon GO, I'd rape them in a very straight, non-homosexual manner.

ebin meme, nice work fear mongering

He's like the only one in the entire group who has taste and can actually play games.

Meanwhile Johnny.

At least they're not the people who used to stream on the HFC twitch, now those were some fucking pieces of shit.

Same here

Whatever it takes to convince yourself not to put in the effort to protect yourself.

As a concept, sure. In practice? The game that we got? There's a lot wrong with it, both in its design and its execution.

Because they do their best to appeal to braindead non-gamers with their trivial "Yay, you did it!" gameplay that rewards you no matter what.

I'll convince myself when i'm not chasing ghosts, fear monger.

Whatever you say boss. It's not hard to research yourself, literally type what you want to know into google. It's pretty obvious you just don't want to inconvenience yourself and are too lazy to take the necessary steps.

Burden of proof, you can end this just by showing me once guaranteed instance with smart phones stealing information. Thats all it takes, you need to prove your point instead of spouting off like a moron.

wired.com/2011/04/apple-iphone-tracking/
If you're really to braindead to get started yourself, here's some basic entry level stuff from a normalfag publisher. Keep in mind it gets a lot worse and you're service provider is the one doing most of the collection of phone calls, texts, etc.
That's all your getting, like I said, if you really care about your privacy you can figure it out on your own. Otherwise have fun getting fucked over.
It really pisses me off how lazy you cunts are that you need everything spoonfed to you or you'll just whine and bitch and moan about it.

I'll make a Craigslist post for it.

I'll make a thread tomorrow and see how it goes.

I've already dealt with my own privacy concerns. No facebook or social media bullshit, and my phone is already rooted.

And it pisses me off how instead of spreading information you wish to be open to everyone, you hide it while turning your nose when people so much as raise an eyebrow. Learn how to form a god damn argument you blithering fuck, and maybe people would take you seriously. The only lazy cunt here is you.

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Like I said I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE. I say these things out of courtesy so people will think for themselves. It's NOT MY JOB to spoonfeed this shit to anyone. For all I care anyone who is too lazy to figure shit out for themselves should fucking kill themselves.
I'm not arguing with you, I'm stating plain facts, you retard.

You haven't stated a god damn fact you cock swallowing goblin. You linked one article and spouted nonsense the entire thread. You also clearly care if you're carrying this shit on like this, so just drop the tough guy act and admit you're the fucking moron. Lead through example and not through your neckbeard. This isn't laziness, its you being a fucking moron who cannot form a fucking argument to save his god damn life.

Oh fuck.

Nigga you cant just tell everyone they are being watched 24/7 then when pressed call them the retards, it makes you look like a crazy person

EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID IS FACT
Please, tell me what "nonsense" I have spouted.
I'M NOT SPOONFEEDING THIS SHIT TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE AND I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND ARGUE AN INVALID POINT WITH YOU
I hope you get fucked hard by big daddy NSA because you were too lazy of a shit to protect yourself and decided it wasn't worth your time to research for yourself if some random guy on the internet wasn't going to explain it to you in detail.
KILL YOURSELF.

What? How and why? It's the cold hard truth and I really don't know why this is so surprising to you, what with the media coverage it's been getting lately. Goddamn, it this just fucking summer or are there this many retards in here usually?

Ok let me settle this.
You're on the internet. You're already fucked when it comes to having your shit tracked.
you still have to push through your ISP for that.
Oh hey what's that in the router logs? A machine your neighbor doesn't own?
Must be from someone in the area. Oh its fairly regular? Must LIVE near here.

At any rate, back on topic.
They're supposed to be adding new features to the game soon and yet they haven't scrambled to fix when they broke the "nearby" locator. Niantic may be taking a shit on everything and banking on this being a quick fad for a quick buck.

OH NO.

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING!!!
Can't wait for the bug catcher jokes.

You linked an article from 2011 and proceeded to call me a retard. Some facts you got. You really need to grab a rope and hang yourself if your tiny little brain operates this way. No one is getting fucked by the NSA, no one is getting fucked by the FBI, and no one is getting fucked by your inane bullshit you keep passing off as fact.

Face it, you're nothing but a fraud, a liar, and a fear monger. Unless you can pick up something recent you are a fucking joke. Drop dead you turbo nigger.

There's that word again. The mantra of the willfully ignorant. You refuse to believe what is obvious to everyone with a fucking brain. I'm finished, and I hope you have a good time getting fucked over by your cell phone company and service provider and our gracious government. Good luck.

Oh no fucking way…..

Shit man, I wanna go back, I dont like memeing things into reality

What? Afraid to actually come clean and admit it? You have no argument, your "proof" is with apple exclusively and from fucking 2011, and you keep thinking big brother is watching you.

Have fun living in the woods if you think the big bad guberment is coming for you, pops.

People will try to use any new fad to get laid.
And for some it will work.

This is nothing new.
Why do you think there are male "feminists"?

Come on. Just ignore this shit.

By the way, "netflix and chill" has always struck me as something that would be successful in very poor communities. The same ones that talk about hanging on to an ex's account. The fucking thing cost like 10 dollars a month.

Why do people do this?

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I thought Netflix and chill was just going over someones house and watching netflix but I was sadly mistaken

Waste of a good netflix

Some nice numbers

Hook up culture as a whole is just one big meme at this point, after spending a year on a university campus the whole things just feels forced.

Netflix and chill is successful anywhere there are easy whores who just want to fuck. I actually own a Netflix account and I cant even mention it anymore without people mentioning the Netflix and chill meme, it takes way too much will power to keep up the facade that I find any of that shit funny

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The meme magic is strong

This is starting to make me sad.

Some of these guys are /r9k/ incarnate.

Its just sad now LOL

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Second part.

well now I'm just sad

Should I get a new account to change teams or deal with it?

wew fucking lad

You joined the normal fag Team

First Post is Spic Speak, it says; You want your Pokemon? Well, here it is.

God damn it.

Why is it that all the hookups that are being linked here are men? Either men looking for women or men looking for men? Mostly that second one?

Valor is the normalfag team.

Because these are men that can't get women, so they resort to fucking other men.

It's the reason that garbage board, /cuteboys/ exists.

I'm trying to make a Pokemon GO cringe folder by looking at other communities similar to Craigslist, and seeing if there are other people slapping the trend onto themselves to get some ass.

I thought it was just another way of saying you were going to laze around and watch netflix.

I feel out of touch.

m.reddit.com/r/Pokemon_Go_Porn_NSFW

Christ.
Speak of the fucking devil, found this right away in ixquick.
What the dick.
I'm gonna be sick.

I don't even consider Pokemon Go a game. It's just one, enormous social experiment. And a pretty addictive and fun one, i must admit.

Its a woman looking at a bush. How is this NSFW

Do you realise you are acting exactly like a feminist on Twitter ?

POZ LOADS

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You looking for a T-girl, you faggot?

Nah man, I'm looking for "Pokemon Go" in the personal, he was there.

and so will I

So I decided to install the game and I have been sitting on my ass for ~2 hours, but according to the egg I got earlier I have walked half a kilometre. I love how I randomly get teleported to the other side of the street at the top of a pokemon.

I started with Charmander and after that I got Krabby, Pidgey, Spearow, Paras, Drowzee, Squirtle, Zubat and Horsea (in this order, repeats not included). This game is a fucking lie.

Also two of my Pidgeys have 24CP, one has 14HP the other 13HP. Even so according to the game the one with 13HP has more CP than the other (is put before it when I order them by CP). Which one should not transfer and level up?

Forgot to mention I have a Pokestop on a 2 metre walk of my bed. It restarts every 5 minutes as far as I can tell. It is stupid.

The game went completely crazy and I somehow went at least a kilometre away.

One of the Pokemon during one of the teleportations was a Radicate with 140CP.

what about the game is a lie?

Whew lad