The last video game character you played as will fist you in the ass tonight after a romantic dinner...

The last video game character you played as will fist you in the ass tonight after a romantic dinner. How does the night of fun go?

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W-will she use her staff?

Yup

Hopefully the staff doesn't have a knot at the end

What do you think Estelle eats during a romantic dinner?

Well, at least I think she will be gentle.

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I really don't know how to feel about this.

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

EDF fencer.
Looks like hes the ravenger this time.

RIP AND TEAR

Forgot to mention dinner should be good, I assume edf pays well

For the romantic evening, he would only have a cigarette as he patiently waits for me to finish up the raw steak he has ordered me. After the meal, he would probably use some CQC techinques to limber me up. He would get me in a chokehold when I least expect it and then throw me around the room until I am barely conscious. Then he'll stick his fist in with no effort, while Otacon watches and records the gay antics through the safety of his Mk.III. All in all, I don't like where this is going.

Well fuck

At least the little guy would try, I can say that.
The food would also probably be nice if he was the cook, albeit simple.

The real question is why he's making romantic and sexual advances.

Because he's FISTO's little brother.

RIP AND TEAR THE GARLIC BREAD
YOUR OVEN IS HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU BAKE HUGE GARLIC BREAD

Or his great-great-grandfather considering NV takes place in the late 23rd century.

O-okay..

With one bodybag and one less vidiya character

At least eating glowing worms under a meteor shower on the coasts of Huff'gluff cliff won't be so bad.

Until 9 inches of talons and feathers go right through my rusty sheriffs badge.

Believe I'll be in need of a doctor.

Or a mortician.

I can only hope after she fists me she spanks me and gives me a nice fucking with a strap-on

I'm going to die

The starter AC from Armored Core PF…it was nice to shitpost with you gentlemen.

OH GOD NO

I'm into femodm/pegging but fisting just seems way too hardcore for me.

In the either case something is going up someone else's ass.

>Yarny from Unravel pls no bully for my taste in vidya
I am absolutely not okay with this.

You're controlling the pilot controlling the AC.
The AC itself isn't the character.

Badly.

I'd say the Wing Diver or whoever girl from EDF, but the game would crash every time I tried to start a mission.
I guess I got stood up.

Oh still, i wonder if its a hot chick.

small hands? Not a problem

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

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That's not how you do a double belfry…

Help

shit

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He doesn't actually have a fist.
He's disqualified.
Will you still at least have that dinner together? Don't break his heart, user.

Please no broom. Knowing Marisa, I don't think I wanna taste the food either.

Considering her methods. You'll be dead before you know it.

She'll probably use her "magic mushroom" on you.

Even a gun is a fist if you are brave enough.
Unload it before though, safety first.

I can't even remember when the last time was I played a game with a character in it.

Aw man.

Do we have to do this? Because I don't think I'll have to do it. The Eternal update does it already anyway

I don't think he even knows what fisting is. Or how to cook.
When the fuck is Afterbirth+ coming?

I have avoided this game simply because the fact there are niggers in it because I know the devs only did it to be progressive

Can I opt to stand him up?

I''m fine with this.

Oh shit

The game is pretty fun and the Pilot's past is the best one.

Though I agree with you on that one, I only played the three other fuckers with hacked stats so I wouldn't have to play them ever again.

Well he is a tiny furry catman twink. But that is still gay. I'd see if I can get him to teach me how to go invisible or how to jinda.

Olimar

I don't even feel it.

will become barbeque before it even tries

back to cuckchan degenerate homos

At least it wasn't Chris Redfield

Where's that gif of a gnat entering a woman's asshole and getting trapped

Not fun at all

Good thing I chose the female protagonist.

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>Team of two houndmasters, a leper with rabies and a plague doctor waifu
T-the dogs don't have to fist me, right?

No, but…

How are utterly garbage threads like this even allowed?

A calradian light knight that wants to recreate the calradic empire, i will never be able to sit again.

Not good.

At least there'll be pie afterwards

It suits his personality, but I wish it was Teagan from Uncommon Time instead.

Teagan is not for sexual. That's for her degenerate, orgy-loving, whore "friends".

So… dinner in a falling apart Rapture followed by being fisted by a big daddy? That won't be pleasant. And probably fatal.

Maybe I can get a dress and pretend to be a little sister? …Wait, he can very well kill them too. But I've been saving them all so far, so that would count, right?

kinky

I do not know how the guy from subnautica looks, but at least he is not fat or overly violent. Mine is fairskinned and might not be all too hairy so he fits better in his suits.
While the dinner will be interesting, the guy is probably an atrocitious cook because he just shoves the stuff he finds into his wondermachiene while having no clue about nonsynthethic food in general.

I just hope the lubricant from the kelpforest is already gathered, fucking stalkers.

have fun

You're right, it's for the best that Teagan stays pure.

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What the fuck, what where they thinking!

Oh, i get it. Its because he looks like malkiplier (who was essentially the biggest advertising guy for this game), but arab for more diversity.

and this is the female model that will be implemented later

I bet they'll add a thirdperson mode too, so more people can know how diverse they are

That is quite ugly, those proportions seem all messed up and not in a stylistic way.

How the fuck did they think that thing passed as a human woman?

worse things have

So did she end up killing herself or something?

not yet

He blew up the hostage, he'll blow up my ass.

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I always wanted to die in the air while a laser scattergun rips me apart from the inside.

EDF!!! EDF!!! EDF!!!

Is he going to use his buster arm?

UNITE…FIST!!!

M O R E
O
R
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y doe?

I don't know, that clip just made my dick pretty hard for some reason.

Wtf black people cant even swim

reported

My falchion wielding thief.

Looks I'll be getting backstabbed

I would agree with you, but I can't stand this shit music. If it was some weeb shit, I think that I would save.

Oh. I had my browser muted since I"m listening to music, so I didn't even know it had sound.

I believe they are called magazines

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I don't remember what unit I controlled last, but I also don't think it really matters. At least I won't have to suffer for long.

what a waste

She looks like a potato but there's no fixing that.

That pic is the perfect way to demonstrate how disgusting moeblob anatomy is.

So the rc van from Rocket league is going to fist me after I have dinner with it?

Im not a furry, and I'm not sure how well she can fist me since she doesn't have hands to form fists. So honestly Im not having too much high hopes.

the question is, am i playing as alice reading a book or as gwendolyn?

Don't you know? Shit floats

not usually

Could be worse..

At least you're not powerfisted by Marnus Calgar and the Gauntles of Ultramar

Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, the 20th century warlord or Mongolia. In Kaiserreich he never lost power and we conquered all of Central and parts of East Asia. Somehow this feels like a fitting end as the only thing left to conquer is ourselves.

why not both

I'm okay with this

I'll try and steal his pavise so I can hide behind it.

fml fam

A-at least he's a manlet…

FUCK

That's why toilets never work.

I wonder if he's upset I lost the last game. It was fucking 2 one 1 man, come on!
fucking unreliable gypos