Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Tone down the gay.

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I am never happy

good

We should call each other more

I want to get high
so high

That was pretty awful though.

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I was so nervous I didn't know what to do

I wanna hug and fall asleep that way.

You have a show??! lemme watch

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Added

I know

Its a secret show

bardoooooooooooooooooooo

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accepted

I think I have a crush on you

I want grim to buy me stuff

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D00d

But you're not online

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Buy me doom so I can complain about it

wanna party wif me?

Yea lets date

I need 99% isopropyl alcohol and some qtips

kek

how do I get the secret?

aw yeah but not before work
It's never fun being a few kinds of messed up and then being held to a schedule

Owah

I'm not into having qtips shoved down my dick you pervert

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Wow that was spooky

fufufu okay then. maybe next time, gooby~

But we are sisters.

You need like 3 keys.

No no I meant
Wow, that WAS "spooky"

I do my best

For now

How about your BUTT

whats your poison niggga

Oh, that's fine

I'm not allowed to say here.

How does that change?

How do I get those??

Boy I love when friends tell me to get in mumble and play games with them then the second I'm invited they're ALL AFK

I'll do you best

You guys were suppose to wait for me...

Those doctors can make some crazy medicines now

toodles.

go outside and enjoy the weather if possible, diggies

l-lewd !

44, wind chill 36°

I mean Eh
It is the weeekend

I waited for you....

Don't tell me to stop
I'll just get angry

I never said stop

Put the Kush in the Coconuts and Smoke it All Up

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same

I've been mad tired the past week or so
Really no reason not to sleep tbh

I can go on forever, to that end

they're playing one more and youshould join them in my place

Fair enough. Thank your for waiting.

me on right
azu cat on left

I'm watching my stories. I just wanna chill right now

dont disappoint the ladies

2late

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what is more important than league

*pirouette*

Delicious lolis.

Literally anything

what if you'll be playing league with lolis

ow..,

I would claim, "Tranny."

Oh, wait.

you'd like that, wouldnt you

ok me on left you on right

There is "would like" and "happens to be the case."

Now I feel lonely...

okay me on bottom
you on top

There is "but I'm a fuckboy" and "what do I know?"

welms

g'night

too bad it's just a plain loli

Hello, Boo.

I'm your hat now? I like it

Come back.

Life is worth living again

Goodnight, user.

Kek that's a very cute picture.

give me a nini pls

good morning brother

It's 3pm yo.

InnIN

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thats a backwards nini
its an insult yes?

dont think i was too wasted to remember our pact
good morning brother

doesn't mean i dont want your ninis
arent we friends?

ugh

You should add Tsuchi's face to that

Drunk SCANNER incoming
Lock up your vegetables and cook up some daughters.

wat
no im just bored

nini boo-boo.

we'll get some pic-a-nic baskets some other time, baka.

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first time i saw that i giggled like a slutty schoolgirl

cuties

Show tummy

She's just 19

holy shiit

vocaroo slut giggle

omg!

Hurry up

ill never forgive you
i hope you die

well i'm not going to bed
i just want the attention you didnt give to me by getting on cam last night

BARD
No time long see

sssslam that Belgian

:O

sorry

okay... -lifts up my shirt slightly- im thinking about getting my tummy pierced again..

*Rips out tummy piercing and licks the wound*

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-cries and falls over you- whyy would you do that!?

bc post belly button piercing

Why not

hm i think i lost it... or maybe it's on my old phone. Anyway the hole closed so I'll have to do it again someday

because ow, that's why

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

-bleeds all over your mouth- because it really hurts and its not a nice thing to do!

i love pierces but i hate talking to people in public cuz im really shy.. and i always have to bring my mom with me and she gets mad

lol oh damn

Is Tokai in love?

And there's no antidote.

when i turn 18 in september im going to go crazy and pierce everything
I might get a few tattoos too

I dont normally do celeb crushes but godamn..

*Licks your blood*
It's nice to me

But you're shy.

hnn... why do you like licking so much..?

Why not ?

ITT: FREE BLEEDING BLOOD CHAN TURNS DESU INTO VAMPIRE

SUCCUBI HAREM ENSUES, HATERS GET JEALOUS

i knooow... i may have to smoke some weed beforehand. I tried talking to people here to get over my social anxiety but i think its only got worse... what do i do?

its lewd.. and wet.. and cold *~*

hail satan

Channel your inner Shia Labeouf^^

Muh waifu Aria

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soto's my waifu

oh!!! good idea... I'll have it playing in my ears on my way to the tattoo place lol

Fuck satan, we the big red now.
Sucked my way to the top from the bottom of filthiest trench

But my saliva is warm

It looks like it's the 80s all over again with her perm.

hm?

welcome to Eurovision dude.

it makes me shiver though..

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welms is my waifu tbh

Oh

B-boo, pls

she's got a bit of a ventriloquist dummy look going on there

lewd

i have to go now... goodbye

I would expect Eurovision to be more trannies and Muslims to show they're being "progressive".

I tried Oolong tea for the first time in my trip to this fancy ass town, Chester.

It is sweet tea, that don't need no milk!

love me welms
love me like i love yu

Don't

what do I need to do?

You're imagining things

It's the gayest contest, muslims don't want none of that. and the Eastern Europeans dont appreciate the trannies so its more rare. Except for that austrian

nudes.

lol nah

Who was the tranny with a beard that was in it a few years ago that the media couldn't stop sucking "her" dick?

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i CANT WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT BAN

i CANT

That sounds delicious. Where is Sonata to provide tea when I need him

No, this is lewd

Is it me, or are there more and more frog related memes every year?

Conchita Wurst
he's just a drag queen though so not even legit tranny.

This year they got a hottie though
also 19..

praise kek

That girl with the perm?
Something looks...off about her.
Like the uncanny valley of people's faces, where you just can't articulate why it's so offputting.

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ehh iunno, looks all good to me

Now we got 'Ay is dat boy'
Sooner or later we'll need a committee before meme magic falls into the wrong hands.

I have an old gore folder? Would you like?

Is it all the "bag girl" stuff?

I lost those. Those were hard to find ;~;

Those were an abomination.

So long it is people getting destroyed in industrial accidents or road rage, I'll want.

You know, shit they can't show on 'You been Framed'

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I never found out if most of these are even real or not, but it's stuff like this and dead babies and stuff.

Niche market*

spoiler, sry x_x

Is such even allowed in thread?
I don't wanna get us banned.
I mean, I can search stuff for myself; if that's the case.

Personally, I like when their shoes pop off.

If it doesn't trigger anyone it's alright.

When it's a spam though that might be considered more unstasteful.

24/7 destroying shit.
I'm triggered cuz I'm jealous.

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Was just gonna post a couple samplers for you to make sure you're interested. I can upload a little something for you.

Also: 8ch.net/animus/rules.html

I don't think so?? I'd feel better spoiler'ing the stuff though. Legitimate mistake on that first one.

On a side-note it's cool to see that this Holla Forums backup folder is dated 3/17/2013. Externals are like time capsules^^

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I think all gore technically qualifies as distasteful.

From one perspective, it's nothing more than a visual study of mortality.

Morality on the other hand is the more questionable part of the whole concept of collecting gore pics.

I give the best suckjobs. Anyone who says otherwise are bitchboi bustas.

perhaps but I see it more as

What kind of alcohol should I buy today?

And I suppose another important factor is that it's one thing to just look at the images in question, but does it suddenly become worse to be one who saves it for repost 'value'?

Let's get deep over morality and gore. We can turn this into an academic dialogue this afternoon.

rum

Ok, well, what ascpects are we gonna talk about?

Is it right to post gore here?
Is it disrespectful?
Is it wrong to enjoy rekt threads?

Depends, you want cheap stuff?
You want sweet stuff?
What do you fancy?

C2H6O

Methanol.

Is it really advertising anything though?

Either way, I feel comfortable with at least having spoilers there. So would you like me to .rar this for you?

A Ctrl+r indicates 344 items. up2u.

How's it going, Tokai-tan?

Any and all of those details seem like an interesting topic at the moment.

I feel like it can easily be disrespectful, but anything posted on the web can quickly degenerate into hatred and harsh critique. It's not like you're (hopefully not, anyway) purposely spamming somebody's kid's death to their inbox or something. That's obviously very far over "the line." The line in this sense is made of the red tape of morality. And knowing that everyone's sense of said virtue is different dependent on upbringing, life experience, etc, the question remains: Where, if such a thing exists, does the globally accepted line of morality lay and how can you visually represent such a fuzzy concept as a graph?

/elma thoughts

GOD DAMMIT SPOILERS

I WENT 2DEEP

All this 5th dimensional research is getting to me.

*pirouette*

qt3.14bbq

Thas pretty gay

I'm lovely, sleepy and tipsy.
et toi?

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When has he ever been anything but gay?

What even is the guy on the bottom left looking at? Mahjong tiles?

Tokai, have you ever been twirled by somebody whilst dancing?

It makes you feel so warm and special.

I'm glad you're doing well~

Hi, Test. Happy Saturday :p

#pedolivesmatter

2D fractals really tickle his fancy.

I think he prefers girls, but I'm just a fuckboy etc.

came from this

that is what cola is called in nroweegian too

Afternoon, Welms. How's it going?

What the fuck, Holla Forums

^ ^

ur ghey

no.. I wish though
I love dancing!

Takes one to know one, you know

I really regret reading through this.

Yeah, I'm advertising my skills, and it is harmful for animus people because I'mma tooth dat cock like shark week

How I see about gore/rekt tthreads that it fulfills a morbid curiosity in one's life. And it may be disrespectful for a victim, to be immortalised in their last moments amongst forum boards, it also serves a warning to those who disregard health and safety; and underlines the whole rotteness of one man's ignorance.

Ignorance has led to that man's death. Ignorance and banal evil. So I see it as part entertainment, part service announcement.

It's fucking gross.

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Different strokes, my man.
Read deep in horrible histories as a kid.
Something about obscenity and doom that tickles my edgy bone.

I don't get off on it, is just something I check up on before I go to bed.

Who even made these?

Your strokes are bad and you oughta feel ashamed.

right allong

A pony you wouldn't have ever met.

Did he make them for other people or just you?

Just me. He had a bit of a crush on me.

kkkkkkkkkkkkk

Someone help me

I have a little extra money and can't decide what to spoil myself with while browsing Newegg

He just wanted you to eat at his dick store.
No homo.

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Hey

Dragon dildos.

adamevetoys.com/sp-jelly-chocolate-dream-vibrator-14515.aspx

holy hell this is gold

You think he like fingers that rough pumice-like feel of the grout to get his rocks off?

I'm fucking fantastic. Not a drop of sarcasm, either. Doing great.

What have you been up to?

What does Test do in general?

Wanna waltz sometime? I think the one I know is a waltz anyway. It's nice if you slow it down a little ;3c

youtube.com/watch?v=jN4dXenlxbI

lol I hope they finally get some sort of new programming for shark week. #real talk

Whatever "new" shows/features for that the last couple times are always the same footage with slightly different narrations. Like, do these shark scientists even do anything nowadays?

That is a good elaboration to my first point. It's a visual record of the worse case scenario (read: death) in many of it's forms. While it has the potential to pain families to have the knowledge that that sort of footage of deceased relatives is floating around in cyberspace forever, it can serve as a useful insight to help the collective cope and accept their mortality if used and viewed for the right reasons.

I think of it as similar to the cigarette image warnings right on the pack in Australia I believe? Like you might know that it's bad for you or whatnot, but seeing a set of goopy tar-blackened dead lungs might be that extra nudge in the actual realization to what you're doing to yourself.

Buy me something instead~

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My shame is misplaced too.
I ain't ashamed of watching such shit.

More ashamed for the little things I do,
like acting inappropriately in a social situation and kicking myself in the rear later.

Can't think of an example right now, little drunk. But I bet you bottom dollar that one of these points here I will be sweating about tommorow, when the hangover sets in.

Cheap steam games, takeaway, cute things.

Buy a Honda Civic

Tokai: youtube.com/watch?v=8hprFQZQHlM

lel'd

I assume you're wanting to upgrade your PC?

Show me your specs I'll show you what you can upgrade that will be noticeable that won't create a bottleneck

What's your budget?

nice post kanra

I'll bite you later.

boo pls no
pls no boo
pls boo no
no boo pls
boo no pls
no pls boo

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It's SUMMAH TIEM BABY!

Finals just ended this week. I transfer to a different school next semester, so that's exciting. Some guy texted me wanting to hang out last night and I didn't fucking notice cause I was drinking in a fucking tinychat with a bunch of losers lol. Maybe I'll see what he's up to today. But in general Test just plays video games and reads books in his free time. I'm not much of a hobbyist, Welms.

Fuck newegg. Buy Luka Subway, get cummies.

i didnt know lexi and tsuchi were dating

Yes yes, that's so sweet~
Its slow and so cute

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they just got together last week

uh huh you know what it is

I thought I was still shipped with the other trap.

PLS NO

I still owe you for those cigs you got me a while back
You saved my life at that time

I don't even play vidya anymore

ohoho
I actually already paid of 600 out of the 1300 I'm paying like 200 a week so I can get it out of the way already
Still have like 170 to blow tho

Naww not really, Im relatively happy with my toaster

I was thinking of getting something else, I need a router for my computer so Im getting that

how many cummies do you think Ill get for 10 dollars?

tbf, need to watch shark week, Trailer Park Boys and all those animes the anime club kids suggested.

So ok, we agree with that same shit, what is the next morality thing we need to discuss?

Oh yeah wrong pic

3:<

Then get better vidya

Why didn't you just do the free upgrade to 10 Pro?

I'm sure it's highly negotiable.

ITS NOT FAIR!

Too lazy

Not really much of a fan of 8.1 but too lazy to switch to another

The only vidya I played alot of was Skullgirls and thats cause Kon got me into it
I have a good amount of hrs on that

an ounce of cummies for 10 bucks sounds pretty aight

you need a router?

get uh an ASUS router, make sure it has MAC Address changing capabilities

ban evading is very important

ill do it for free

Rolled 1 (1d2)stay inside
walk outside with metal plates in backpack

10 is like an amalgamation of 8.1 and 7, more or less.
Uses "apps" but the interface is almost entirely traditional Windows. Underlying, it's basically just a souped up 8.1.

whore cummies dont count tbh

Summer time is great cause of sunny weather and bbqs and birthdays, but like hiding from the sun is such a chore :p

What are you studying in school? I still have to pull the trigger and start financial aid and all that sometime soon. Very daunting.

Was he cute? Was it from a site or do you know him from someplace?? Gimme the deets!

It's so flowy and pretty too. It's like power cuddling in pretty dresses .///.

I know. What goes around comes around and things have been really good lately so I'm honestly not even worried about it.

So you own 2 cars now, or are you clunking the first one?

TPB is awesome. Bubbles is fucking great.

Eh, well I was kinda hoping we'd get a couple more inputs on the matter, but it ended up just us agreeing on it lol

*shrug* I tried. Whatchya drinkan?

Got skullgirls, never played it.

Fuck my retail therapy.

Cheap pear cider.
Can't argue with a guy who agrees with you.
You're better off having discourse with someone sober, like Alch, he thinks that shit is gross.

What?

So what are you actually gonna buy with it?

im not a whore
that would make me a slut
and im not just a slut who'd fuck anyone u know
now tell me more about the battle of Stalingrad

Asus TM-AC1900 is what i have
it is the most feature rich router i've ever used in my life, tons of custom firmware for it too

biggest thing is that you can power cycle from the lovely battle station as well as MAC Address Clone which means you can ban evade with righteous fury

So truee
ugh now I'm fantasizing..

hmm..
anyone nice around?

stalin did nothing wrong

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none of ur hugboxers are here
pls go

No

i didn't nice existed here

i didn't nice existed here

i didn't nice existed here

lmao get a load of this nerd
Who even does that nowadays anyways?
Just use you phone instead or something

I just need something so that I dont have to connect to the internet by bridging this shit to my brothers laptop lmao

Might aswell try it out

Good to hear youre doing good man

Yeah, Im either gonna junk my celica or fix it up and sell it for cheap and make a bit off it

I don't know

You? Maybe

I'd e-twirl you, but you're taller than me :/

You have until the end of this month I think to upgrade it for free. Otherwise you have to pay for it.

ban evading is as easy as clicking 2 buttons
i get banned on 4chan so this was a very important decision for me

did i didn't nice existed here tho?

she looks happy~

k

didn't what?

My mum asked me if I was an X-man, what would be my super power. Short range teleportation; something I'd work on.

So... what would be yours? What would you want?

Hang up and try again in a few minutes.

mhmm

My mum asked me if I was an X-man, what would be my super power. Short range teleportation; something I'd work on.

So... what would be yours? What would you want?

SMOOTH

But I don't want, sorry

the power to fill luka's head with suicidal thoughts

same

cant

teleportation

Actually reading these out to my mum, giving context too.

Fun little thing.

why is luka the community's punching bag?

punch me and see what happens

*hugs gently*
;~;

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I BREAK YOUR EGO AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE

Did your mum ever tell you not to challenge drunken strangers?

Jesus fucking Christ.

You're welcome for that image!

Jealous.
Wish someone bullied me that much.

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Now that I think about it I should get a new mouse/keyboard

Thats so 2012/13

on what board anyways?

remind me to upgrade it
im too lazy atm

A new keyboard? You have one with red LEDs right, it doesn't look old or dysfunctional..

think it existed here
guess i'm still too fucked up to post. bye

In the e-world I can be shorter~

moar

its hard to type on this shit

-hugs tight- you have to fight back

my masochism knows no bounds

My mom just wanted me to stop punching walls so my sister signed me up for kick boxing :p
I could probably kill anyone in this thread if I wanted

do you want to be my fat little piggy tsuchi

aren't you happy with the kind of people we share this home with

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Nah. I thought that's what you had Scarlet for.

are you implying you can hold your own against me?

i'm not a fighter! i don't give pain to others >_

I hope the Cowboys have a better season this year... damn

i barely feed her at all and she still keeps growing!

Well BC is a huge dude and boo is skinny white kid so i'm gonna put my money on BC.

tbh yeah it is 2012/2013
i havent been banned over and over since those dates
but i still live with four people from 4chan
banning happens a bit

i get banned from Holla Forums a lot

Like HUGE

It's like Gremlins, man.
Don't feed them anything after midnight.

No mour

vocaroo.com/i/s0K8OVxJL5aV

Me and my mum's drunken response.

You just have to hit them where it hurts which is their ego

Come at me bitch boy

I'm 6'4" 220lb all muscle and no fat

bloodchan is

how can WE EVEN COMPETE?

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DAmn

you dont

i don't.

im sorry the link doesn't work on my ancient phone

LOL

I feel like Mirai Nikki with this phone

Yeah, it still works fine and all but is pretty old

I might just get a new pair of chucks and some jeans instead

I heard there was a tc yesterday and all the traps showed tits

You mean garbage?

I said no

Does anyone want to hear more recordings of me and my drunk mum?

Any questions or theoritcal shit you wanna throw at us?

That food makes you look full spic.

god i hate kids

i'll slap your mother on the ass and you wouldn't do shit

i didn't want to either but these faggots are dogs. All they understand is the fist and boot

What? No I feel evil

There ya go. I'm still torn between trying to save enough for a decent private sale and hoping for the best not to get a shitter or going down for the credit amnesty deal and getting roped into payments for a couple years at a presumably not-so-great interest rate but having a dependable car right off the bat.

Like, it's mostly so I don't have to walk to work and so I can go places and do activities without having to be limited by a 5 mile proximity so maybe a shitbox might actually be better, yaknow? Worst case I just end up trading it in for option B later down the road.

My advice for junking it is shop around for it. KBB, then find out info about repair, then just compare that to simply scrapping it or selling it as parts. Depends how long you want the timeline to be for seeing the car convert back into liquid assets, basically. #$0.02 ^~^

I did always like Nightcrawler too, if that's who you're talking about. But if you were talking about ANY superpower? Glucokinesis would absolutely be my 12/10 best and favorite in my book.

*slowly caresses down your left arm to a gentle release, guiding you to twirl counterclockise under our bridge of arms still connected by a firm yet tender ball of intertwined fingers. I wrap you finally in a warm embrace and kiss the side of your head, nuzzling you from behind* Thank you for this dance~ B-baka ./////.

Like a doctor and assassin, not one who snuffs medical doctors, but either would be interesting if true

Ask her to learn about the 5th dimension from that 2 min simple youtube vid and record the reaction to it please please please

SHE WILL FOKEN BASH YUR HEAD IN M8

i was so unbelievably high im surprised i didnt do more than that tbqh

but yeah i did show tits lmao

i have best tits here tho ngl

It was a nonsensical response that was on the same level of Irish Call out fight vids

FUCKING NORMANS
GET THE FUCK
OFF
MY
FUCKING
ISLAND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you should be nicer to your mom...

Without context, I'mma assume you're talking about your grandma.

post vid 4 me

I could, but I can't.
Can't handle her.
No club can handle her.

bloodchan is one of the only posters that really annoys me welms
he's so psychotic and deranged but also passive aggressive at the same time
the worst combination to have in a person

SCANNER: youtube.com/watch?v=hf2CxZPl7KI

GET ON/IN MY PHASEPLANE, M^8

Keep an open mind and don't think too hard about it. It's very complex, but he explains it so beautifully simple for the masses of Youtube.

Donald J Trump for President Store shipping confirmation for order

yay

Yeah dude, if youre ready for a couple years of commitment but a nice stable car then go for it

Well its a 138 fix and i might try to sell it for like 500 or 400 and just make some money off that

For the meanwhile a shitter would be nice

Chips and Salsa go hand in hand with shitty beer and shitposting

I dont even remember how you look anymore

Im talking about Scanners mom

I just voted on Belgium for Eurovision ^ ^

o-oh my x x that was so amazing
thank you

No you don't

didnt i post a pic of myself for you like not 2 days ago

u gotta drop the fuckin bottle man..

Just go full gaucho and it'll fit the stereotype perfectly.

This girl, who is she

"she"

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ScanMom vs SotoNan
Who wins?

why

ehhh.... hmm i used to be that way with my mom too, I would blow up the second she walked into my room. Do you think you could have anger problems?

I'm not psychotic!

You have to see all my nigger friends voting for Hillary and Bernie... fools...

yes i do! i can kill people with this phone!

YOU STOLE MY PICTURE

Don't tell me how to live my life you gender confused piece of shit

Hell yeah dude
Just need some Mescal or Tequila to top it off

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE

vocaroo.com/i/s0YcTDwGPoCW

My mum drank more than I have and was obsessed with wanting her picture posted.

So I tried to salvage this nonsense with scarlet's post.

i'm not them

I went outside and then I forgot that I was here.

HAH. Gingers.

Studying business admin. Want to have a focus in finance. The intention is to work for CAT later on down the road.

NO HE'S NOT CUTE. Just a friend.

im not gender confused
im a boy???

vote 4 barnie xDD

i have some really old meme pics on this phone

Ughhh
You're wrong I know it

I gave them all to desu instead

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This is kinda sad

rip subtle.

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE BALD MAN

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE

*hug*

You have the cringiest avatar

Not anger problems, just familial drama.
Nothing big. Stop trying to section me BC.

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good

rip dade

You can't you're weak lol

ofc not but that doesn't mean you let them beat you down like that

Only niggers that don't want to work vote for bernie
THe working class is going to have to pay a 30% tax on everything

ow

It's just called "gaucho" or just "cowboy" in Texan slang for the type of modern Mexican cowboy type but there's another word for it.
What's the Spanish slang for the type of Hispanic guys that wear Wranglers, any sort of boots, tucked in flannel shirt, oversized belt buckle and cowboy?

Why does it always have to be traps with you

The last "cowboy" should be "cowboy hat".

I'm a therapist, I can help you.

You know when you were asking what you've ever done to me?

It's dumb shit like this.

I don't want your opinions, Murder. Nobody does.

Damn it Jets what are you doing? Do you want to win or not???

de_stroyed

;~;

I can bench press 240lbs 15 times

And you?

cute pic :)
what do i do?

Mum is going to bed, but loved the picture you posted.

I wonder if I can make this a shitposting feature. Me and mum drunk and responding to shit on vocaroo

I already got a counseller, no ty. Maybe later, when I drink more.

... who are you again?

I thought it would more be the irony of him using Nadeko and saying "she is totally just like him" then calling anyone else's avatar as "cringeworthy".

kek

Why do you have this reaction to literally any anime female?

I can lift you and you can't do anything about it.

You have that shit saved to your phone?

The fuck man

But he's such a xd sociopath.

So Nadeko totally fits him.

niggers who dont want to work vote for hillary because they're not intelligent enough to understand why voting for bernie is in their best interests

i watched this for like 2 minutes expecting a cumshot

Also sprinkle in bi-polar tendencies, pathological lying, namechanging/aliases, and mgd-esque leaving habits and you've got yourself the perfect storm of autism, starring george clooney as captain chan sailing the stormy ocean of piss and memes.

This could be a good next adult pixar movie for the nerdy crowd. Did you see previews to Seth Rogan's Sausage Party?

I've got to wait for my coworker to figure out what he's doing cause he might do the same deal with me if he can't swallow his pride, man up and get cool with his mom again. She's withholding a possible cosign for him or something like that. Real petty family drama ruin opportunity. After one more thursday I'm about to say fuck it and go down there myself especially if this chick decides she digs me for whatever reason I'm gonna need a whip.

It was kinda nice to shake some of that erp rust off tbh lol It was my pleasure, qt.

You mom sounds like a fun person to hang out with.

Have her call me a slut or something that's more creative and even nastier :3c

It's not funny, man. And cause of 'mones or something my freckles are getting more prominent and I just want to bathe in SPF already this year. Ugh. Shady trails through the woods are optimum for fair skin issues, relaxation via nature immersion, and lessening risk of traffic danger and noise.

That sounds kinda cool. My step mom is like a professional shopper, I think "capital acquisition" is the official title. Pretty badass, and probably very, very loosely related to that sort of stuff. So how did/does one decide to get into that? Do you like numbers or economic principles a lot, or is it even something that simple?

Get it in casually with a friendly browjob at first :p

vocaroo.com/i/s0C7kozsjM5n

One last response from my mum before bed, regarding about my anger issues AND FUCK SHE'S STEALING MY BOOZE

Yeah, man. Because they're both just great at literally everything. Total similarities.

vocaroo.com/i/s0UP0Pn4yLuS

Wish granted.

By having nothing that you REALLY want to do, I suppose.

He has a girlfriend. And is also not very attractive. He's just an old friend fo' real.

Donald Trump pretended to be two people during the 80s and 90s.
John Barron first, pretending to be Vice President
John Miller second, pretending to be a new intern at Trump's company

He'd call into magazines and news organizations to talk about how awesome Trump was

youtube.com/watch?v=X-7C80x3ZJs //full recording with writer from People magazine
cnn.com/2016/05/13/politics/donald-trump-recording-john-miller-barron-fake-press/
newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/donald-trump-and-the-john-miller-tape-a-question-of-character

I'm still getting through the tapes, finding the best parts.

Literally days ago he was talking about how unfit, how bad, how untrustworthy Hilary is.

be Click on Holla Forums pin

#JustScootThings

SUP FAM-A-LAMBARANG

Drop errythin now

im voting for ISIS in eurovision

*rips out a BIG STINKER brappptZZTPPPTTTTZZZZZ*

ah..... ;)

I wouldn't expect anything less from a Trump supporter~

I'm going to miss Murder's reply if there is one.

Later.

Mum wanted to post one more recording.
A beauty tip for all you guys.
vocaroo.com/i/s0UP0Pn4yLuS

that's pretty cool

Go trump.

AL KEE MEST Y U LEAVE!

Take care and be safe.

You're really really good!
you can do it more

...

THE TRUMP
IS STUMPED
BTFO

after reading that i am now 100% a #CruzMissle

You have to hit them where it hurts. Study them and find out what hurts them the most and then attack!

I'm Ikarous but everyone calls me Blood-chan or BC

I can toss you like a rag doll and spit in your mouth and make you swallow it

I used to talk to Erio and browse Holla Forums a lot when I was in school lol

Bernie is bad for everyone! Look at Venezuela!

Lol yeah I stared at it too when I first saved it

Nice get, master

...

DELETE THIS

Tsuchi - but Im a fuckboy what do I know

after drumpf's PATHETIC defeat in texas and these JOURNALISM scandals i can say im officially a

#HillaryArtillery

I feel like you have a legit personality disordedr

why should i attack?

he's off his fucking rocker if you havent noticed mate
belongs in a legit insane asylum

hi bloody cock

he does

Or just over a decade of social isolation.

vote 4 bernie >:)

me too tho

international jews are not friends with zionists

there are two kinds of jews

zionist jews and international jews

international jewry is evil, zionism is good

fact

I forgot to add

When questioned yesterday on the Today Show, about who John Miller was and whether it was him, Trump outright lied and said it wasn't

He hung up around 40 minutes into an interview with him a couple days ago when someone brought up John Miller

He said it didn't even sound like him

He said that people try to impersonate him all the time

He did not sound happy over the phone calls to the Fox News

He's actively lying about the years he pretended to be someone else, in order to boost his celebrity status, by sharing intimate details about Trump to news organizations

noooot, I can easily take you

Yeah, man. Because kikes that constantly need military support because they pick wars with their neighbors are the "good" guys.

iced coffee :3

My bullying isn't at its greatest rn
Still sorta half asleep
need some coffee and some food tbh

Uhh, well my grandma call em "Cara de Nopales"
Just pretty much calls them a cactus face looking fuckers

I don't know dude, they just come to me

newsflash

everyone has issues

Anyone really surprised that Trump is a halfwit, racist, lying, joke of a ballsack?

it's like you think anyone gives a fuck

Trump 2016
Trump 2020
Trump Forever.

...

I've done the same tbh and will lie about it every time someone brings it up

I want soto to raise me as his protegee who he eventually starts to consider as his own son

Then you're somehow a bigger idiot.

HAHA.

They're SCANDALS when they don't benefit him
They're GENIUS when they do benefit him

Trump is an attention whore, yes. Everyone can see that.
But he's also a pathetic, lying, insecure attention whore.

WHO WON'T RELEASE HIS TAXES!

Ew, smiles.

Oh god, I got my mum into shitposting and wants to join into shitposting.

vocaroo.com/i/s1LR2EBl5Di0

bernie is nice guy
he will save america!
:D
i wonder if burn E supports bre exit

kanra babe youre too far gone politically for there to ever be any fruit in me arguing with you

you're, as the kids say, hopeless

You have a literal queer for a president.
No one gives a shit about Canada.

"No, I don't know anything about it," he said. "You're telling me about it for the first time and it doesn't sound like my voice at all."

"I have many, many people that are trying to imitate my voice and you can imagine that. This sounds like one of these scams, one of the many scams. It doesn't sound like me.

"It was not me on the phone. And it doesn't sound like me on the phone, I will tell you that. It was not me on the phone."

Vote4Birdie

Why

i have no problem with nationalists no matter who they are

im even saying this as an arab

i have a very love-hate relationship with the middle east and i really dont like the situation

i think israel NEEDS to give back heights, at least, once the region is stabalised

i think israel should be supporting Assad which wont happen cus assad hates Israel, but assad only hates Israel because of Golan Heights..

strong secular states in the middle east are a good thing

i miss Baathism...

scoots you home?

I want to be a mexican(asian) drug/anime addict whos in love with my sister

Birdie!
:D

I told you I do. I started therapy after my second arrest and was diagnosed with Conduct Disorder (according to DSM-5). When I turn 18 this September they'll test me again and upgrade it to ASPD. I scored a 36/40 on the Hare checklist.

Because it's fun and you can watch them suffer. They'll never bother you again.

Kek, I should use that

No wai, I want America to be great again!

Master no one want to read all that...

I love to fight though... and I don't stop. Only a bullet can stop me

He may be a lot of things but he's not a racist

when he hate fucking

Half the reason the mideast has been in perpetual turmoil since the 50s has been from either the west pulling out and leaving really shortsighted empires in power and the establishment of Israel. It's a worse shithole because of the despots we put in power.

I'm not evil tho.

what were you arrested for?

its probably just another media propagated scandal to try and stump him tbh

nothing about it looks concrete at all

back from nonsense, I'm all yours.
Yeah, I know you.
My mum said I don't have anger issues, but irritation issues; and that's true.

Can't have you as my pyschiatrist right now, not in a serious mindset

I can easily hold you down longer

newflash

Private individuals are of course allowed to change their minds, learn from life, experience life.
So long as these people running for leadership have a track record and seriousness towards the job they're running for.

eg. President of the United States

BUT WHEN SOMEONE RUNS ON THE CALIBER OF HIS PERSONALITY

SPEWING HATE, FEAR, LIES, DIVIDING THE COUNTRY ACROSS LINES OF RACE, GENDER, OR RELIGION

AND WE LEARN MORE ABOUT HIS PERSONALITY

tl;dr Trump is where he is because of his personality
people aren't voting for him to punish mothers trying to get abortions
But wake up. This has been him the whole time.

Please, I know you voted for Trump.
Go listen to the 40 minutes of your future President talking about how great he is, how all the women want him, how everybody loves him.
What kind of insecure manbaby needs to do this?

The short fingered kind with an inferiority complex.

i still have pics of when mine was

Kind of think the Palestinians need to check their shit. They've so many likewise nations to go to but cling on to the hope that their promised land will be given back to them like they are owed it.
That said, Israel's current existence is a fucking disgrace. Whilst I would always advocate for a state of israel THE current state oif Israel is formed out of thievery and terrorism.
Israel likes, no, LOVES to play victim to terrorism. BUT no one checks their shit when they were bombing british hotels and bases and public areas during the Mandate. No one checks their shit when they claimed that ousting the Palestinians was great because they were racially superior to the palestinians.
HATE ISRAEL
LOVE THE JEWS.

I'm not reading that Kanra

Yes.

Whoever you think doesn't have a fuck, come to me; I got spare fucks.

I just have a shit attention span and slow at posting.

newflash
Private individuals are of course allowed to change their minds, learn from life, experience life.
So long as these people running for leadership have a track record and seriousness towards the job they're running for.
eg. President of the United States
BUT WHEN SOMEONE RUNS ON THE CALIBER OF HIS PERSONALITY
SPEWING HATE, FEAR, LIES, DIVIDING THE COUNTRY ACROSS LINES OF RACE, GENDER, OR RELIGION
AND WE LEARN MORE ABOUT HIS PERSONALITY
tl;dr Trump is where he is because of his personality
people aren't voting for him to punish mothers trying to get abortions
But wake up. This has been him the whole time.
Please, I know you voted for Trump.
Go listen to the 40 minutes of your future President talking about how great he is, how all the women want him, how everybody loves him.
What kind of insecure manbaby needs to do this?
The short fingered kind with an inferiority complex.

Kind of think the Palestinians need to check their shit. They've so many likewise nations to go to but cling on to the hope that their promised land will be given back to them like they are owed it.
That said, Israel's current existence is a fucking disgrace. Whilst I would always advocate for a state of israel THE current state oif Israel is formed out of thievery and terrorism.
Israel likes, no, LOVES to play victim to terrorism. BUT no one checks their shit when they were bombing british hotels and bases and public areas during the Mandate. No one checks their shit when they claimed that ousting the Palestinians was great because they were racially superior to the palestinians.
HATE ISRAEL
LOVE THE JEWS.

top kek

you're a cliche

you can't handle the truth

so you say I'm too far gone politically

sounds like desperation when you can't even rationally defend your candidate~

...

tfw no qt loving imouto to want my cock

look
the situation in the middle east is super fucking complication
i despise our foreign policy for purposefully destroying stable secular governments, supporting Saudi Arabia, and not working on any sort of agreement and just blindly letting Israel do what they want

i want a confederated middle east ran by Baathist leaders and an Israel that is not taking over Palestine and commiting war crimes, but has the ability to remain a Jewish State, as well as the return of the Golan Heights

top kek
you're a cliche
you can't handle the truth
so you say I'm too far gone politically
sounds like desperation when you can't even rationally defend your candidate~

how embarrassing

BAZINGA

I'm gonna take a look into the links posted, and give it some thought.
It really doesn't change anything though. That was 20 something years ago, and doesn't show on what he's going to do in office now.

People can bring stuff up about Hillary, but I only care about it when it involves things she did in elected office. Or when she was Sec State.

I know.

You already voted for Trump on a lack of information, and the information you had was lied to you.

You don't want to burst your own bubble.

I understand. But everything I'm saying is true. Verifiable and true.

I have a crush on Scanner-chan's mum.

Make sure you tuck her in and give her a bedtime kiss ;3

YES! Thanks. I love how it turned into an impromptu sing-along^^

I had a reply to your academic stuff, but then it turned into a wicked long introspective yearbook-esque block of letters.

Eh, well that's cool too. It's so damn hard to keep friends from so long ago, isn't it? Damn, it's such a small world but peoples' paths force them to drift so far apart...

damn son 24 hour watchdog shifts, nigggggaaaaa

Welcome home. Mediocre greentext, but overall about a 8.2/10 entry post (adjusted for your exhaustion)

aww, toodles.

Um um. not here.

How did it take you this long to realize that???

Can't tell if memeing or #legit>>>q

Talk with me about the multiverse please.

I want soto to tie me to a chair and have his way with me.

I also wish he kept the tumor for such activities.

Tell her to post lewds.

...

ITS TIME TO KICK IT INTO OVERDRIVE SCOOTS

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZINGA

What's bothering you, matey?
I haven't read previous posts and don't understand this 'I'm not giving you (You)'s shit.

If it ain't linked me, I don't know if I should talk to ppl

I'm so sorry.

...

im afraid if i click any links kanra posts it will just lead to more websites full of kanra text walls

I WILL

NEVER

FORGIVE

YOU

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Thats a damn good rating fam.
Whats happening cutie patootie with tha 10/10 booty?

IS
THAT
A
FUCKING

GAMECUBE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK

I USED TO LOVE PLAYING THE ZELDAS AND THE POKEMANS ARENAS AND THE SMASH BROS ON THAT!!!!!!!!

I AM SURE IT HAD DINO CRISIS? MAYBE FUCKING RESI EVIL MY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

yet, you want to vote for a man with the LEAST comprehensive plan regarding that

whose first acts towards the war would be to BOMB the FAMILIES of terrorists

and if you don't believe it, then why are you even listening to him?

what does it say about you that you'll vote for someone that lies, even if you know he will?

because of his great, trustworthy, compassionate personality?

BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY A GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST

GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST
GOLD LEAFED NARCISSIST

Kanra. Americans will vote for trump because Hillary is tainted by scandals, left-wing and not what "church going god fearing murricans like".

Bible belt politics always swiongs hard right.

aww okaii
its so fun though

FUCKING RHODESIA FOR THE WIN

post the warped scoots memes

Aww, Elma

...

i think scanner's relationship with his mom is a little unhealthy and maybe a little sexual

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you Royal Ludroth? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ace Hunters, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Sunken Hollow, and I have over 300 Gore Magala Ripclaws. I am trained in Congalala warfare and I’m the top Great Sword user in the entire city of Harth. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Val Habar, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Gathering Hall and your Guild Card is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Jaggi. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “leet armor set”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven ways, and that’s just with a Rarity 1 weapon. Not only am I extensively trained in Bowgun combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Smithy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Elder Hall, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” joke was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking stylus. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you damn idiot. I will shit the Frenzy virus all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, doodle.

someday, a decade from now, you can look back on how pathetic you were when you voted for Trump, despite having all this information at your disposal, you decided to support him.

HE ADMITTED TO IT HIMSELF YEARS AGO

now he says it was never him
now he says someone was impersonating him
now he hangs up when a reporter asks him about John Barron or John Miller

he didn't own up to it.
he's going to lie and slither his way out of it like he always does.

and Boo, you're pathetic for not even looking at this. It's too big to ignore.
Eventually you'll be confronted.

...

oh shit dude
time for the arsenal

*incriminating response*

Nani the freak did you just freaking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai gaijin desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the freak out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino freaking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, gaijin. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re freaking shinimashita’d, akachan.

what do?

Becoming a living meme is what every shitposter dreams of.

please stop replying to me
i dont care

they can send their men to murder
and they can shout their words of hate
but the cost of keeping this land free will never be to great
cus our men and boys are fighting
for things that they hold dear
and this land and all her peoples
will never dissapear
cus we're all rhodesians
and we'll fight through thick and thin
we'll keep them north of the zambezi
stop the enemy coming in
cus this land and all her people
will never grow thin

...

I'm assuming the same place he got his medical degree.

very serious. I'm embarrassed to be part of a community that has people that support Trump, but can't even debate or defend his views.

or rather, lack of. Since he's flexible. Everything is a suggestion to him, even the ban on Muslims.

at best, I'm surrounded by people that reason emotionally
at worst, I'm surrounded by people that like Trump for his punish-abortion-having-mothers and banning-Muslims-from-entering-America stances

stop fucking messaging me on steam bloodchan

WHAT DID YOU WANNA KNOW GRIM??????

I should have used some Haikuus throwbacks tbh.

Didn't realize it was that long yet haha

I got a ball and am wicked chatty but I can't keep up with transcribing my thoughts.

I don't know exactly what your motives are with it but I'd like to let you know now that I strictly consider it as simple detail-oriented writing exercises.

That's a decision you'll have to mull over I'm sure. I don't think I have relationships with anyone irl that I'd be comfortable shit-posting along side them tbh.

Talk about theoretical physics with me please.

CHOOSE YOUR SIDE WISELY

you can't even ship them to ny

PLAY
MOBAS

it's not that nobody wants to defend trump

it's just that nobody wants to argue with you

i end up defending him a large portion out of the day and wasting my energy on you just isnt worth it

an 8ball?

THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AND ENGLAND

Nah, this is how I relieve stress, and it isn't mentally taxing. I go on long walks pretty much every day to get from place to place.

The vidya all day every day is the main thing I need to cut down though, but this is a holiday though.

What I need is a proper job, that way I can do some serious shit.

How bout I learn a little tomorrow and I will git involved in the fray then?
I would be dreading it tonight. Sorry. I get really anxious with people trying to teach me gaems and playing them at the same time.

WITH HORSES IN A CIRCLE
THEY SANG GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
AND THIRTY MORE YOUNG TROOPERS
WOULD NEVER MORE BE SEEN
THEY KILLED TEN TIMES THEIR NUMBER
THEY'RE ON THE HONOUR ROLL
SO TAKE YOUR HATS OFF SLOWLY...
TO THE SHANGANI PATROL

Ass because blue and has a pokemon,

I think it's because you lack the confidence to debate me on this.

Because you know the reason you picked Trump is more EMOTIONAL than RATIONAL.

If you had more confidence, and knew you could crush me, you'd absolutely do it.

The problem is you don't. You know you picked Trump because he was a meme.

I sent it to you a while ago but you said it wouldn't load and that you'd look at it later

You're embarrassed to be apart of a community that has both smart and stupid people in it?
Welcome to the internet, Kanra
I'm voting for him too but my reasoning isn't because I believe everything he says, hell I disagree with things he says but I'd rather have him than Hillary
As for Bernie, he's an alright guy but I don't want a cuck as a president

This is England.

???

CZECHOSLOVAKIA

CZECHOSLOVAKIA

CZECHOSLOVAKIA

CZECHOSLOVAKIA

CZECHOSLOVAKIA

CZECHOSLOVAKIA

Assisted open knives are illegal in the vast majority of states that aren't ex-military, police, or paramedics yet people easily acquire them.

Rhodes was a hero.

dont talk to me TREE NIGGER

*a part

Honestly, perhaps me too.

He might go more liberal than Hilary.

He might even adopt some of Bernie's positions.

Because Trump is a populist, and America is center-left.

He will appeal to the liberal values that Hilary is so against.

Don't worry BC, I'm working on it.
I'm working on a lot of things to improve myself.

... do you need a psychatrist? I can give a skewed view on your life.

Something to shake up any cobwebs you have.

Sup my nigguh.

FUCKING AUSTRALIA WON EUROVISION?!?!?!?!? WITH A FUCKING KOREAN SINGER
FUCK FFUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im not a girl!

My motives are cute grab..
they are really fun writing

racist

New.

DARE KARA WATASHI YO CHING CHONG

Oh shit, I read about this on my way to Chester.
A newspaper printed from WW2.

Very en lighting stuff, I would be happy to debate you over this.

So... is Czech Republic and Sloviakia departed from one another? Can you tell me why?

Hey, guess what faglords... This is your friendly neighbourhood Scootadooter aka Scootalooo aka MrBigDick.
Remember when having a PS1 was a thing?
When having Nokia's was cool?
When John Major was primeminister and The milk snatcher was a bad memory?
REMEMBER
REMEMBER
THE ARGIES and their fucking french missiles?
Do you remember when you could buy two cans of coke, chocolate and crisps for 90p?
Do you remember how Blair sold out to the banks and it raped our nation?

WELL WORRY NO MORE.

Work hard. Meme harder.

THIS IS ENGLAND
This is Ba'Ath.
Allahu ackbar