Wow so Stardew valley has been shilled a few times here already

Wow so Stardew valley has been shilled a few times here already.
How the fuck has ChuckFish the faggots behind Starbound, being the publisher is not being discussed?
Why the fuck are their people here who bought a game from the same faggots who sold them a half finished one based on lies?

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as far as i know chucklefish are only publishing it and have nothing to do with the actual development of the game, which would explain why the game was mostly finished on launch and is still receiving support

They were just the publisher and Stardew Valley was a pretty good game

Which matters why?
I wouldn't buy the game on the principal that Chucklefuck gets revenue from it.

That and its an incredibly shallow farm game, with the only marketable aspect being waifu bait.

fight the good fight if you must, but at least from what i've seen of it stardew valley has a pretty good reputation around here (i haven't played it myself so I don't know, I'm waiting for the co-op)

Chucklefuck are shit devs, but most everything they publish is pretty good
Like Risk of Rain, for example
Also, if you actually paid money for starbound you delete your fucking thread and take your buyer's remorse elsewhere you retard

So did X-com 2 and MGS when it first came out.

Despite a lot of users here seeming to view themselves above the mindless hyped masses they often buy games just because a small group of people here recommended it.


So wait let me get this right.
Someone gets ripped off based on false promises, and they should stop posting here.
You do know that many many people here have at least one game they bought in EA that became abandoned or switched goals.

Fucking elitist faggot.

Just as you said, They published it.
They are developing Starbound.
That's two different things.
Although they're pretty shitty, SV is a decent Harvest Moon-esque game being developed by a different Dev. They just saw potential.

I pirated it after finding out it was chucklefucks.
That being said the games alright, not the same magic Harvest Moon for the ps1 HAD. Also the events suck balls unlike harvest moon have no real impact and feel a bit shallow.
The farming is alright, the combat is shitty and the mines go on for to long.

Its really not, they took Harvest moon and focused on waifu faggotry instead of farming and business management.

It must be empty as fuck too because despite being "almost finished" it doesn't have enough content to sustain a general.

Still waiting on an explanation why its suddenly okay to buy games from shitty devs when they publish a game especially when Chucklefuck stopped production of Starbound for a while so they could market and promote another game they were involved with.

Explain to me why they get a pass but Bethesda doesn't.

Oh fuck off, faggot.

Stardew was flavor of the month but it was a good HM on PC. I played it for two weeks and loved the three year cycle, but that's enough for me. All these types of games require too much autism and grinding in the long run. And calling it waifubait when it has absolutely shit pixel art and characters are ugly as shit plus little to no dialogue and boring (muh realism) is just.. this reeks of those threads back on cuckchan where people had to bait the fanboys in for a shit thread to turn into a decent thread once they all congregated ala Dude Sex threads.

Bethesda doesn't either.

The difference being that Starbound was Early Acess garbage. And before it was officially released, there were enough red flag on it that anything EA would look a safer bet.
If you bought into the hype while it was Early Acess or you bought into the hype after all the warnings there were, you're a faggot.
Don't you fucking dare compare this to stuff like Spore, we had no idea what it would turn out to be at the time.


Also, they barely get a cut out of this, most of the money goes to the original Dev. I'm not even sure they get a cut at all and weren't just payed a flat fee for promoting the game seeing how it's actually Steam doing the distribution.
Who cares, if the Starbound Devs get more money from publishing other games than they ever made with Starbound, that's just incredibly depressing for them and hilarious for us.

The Waifu's suck ass in that game.
This is the only girl I ever see people picking.

Also, not to get all Holla Forums on this but fuck that coalburning couple in the game.

I bet you donated to star citizen too

Makes sense to me. They used to be kings after all.

So what "fellow user" should I support.

We wuz framers and sheiiiiiiit!

I'm not going to spoonfeed your lazy ass basic information

Then no dollar for you. You're bad at marketing.

If most people weren't huge faggots they wouldn't have put 3+ hours into the vacuous tart and gotten a refund by now.

Nobody needs to shill shit that Holla Forums already has a hardon for, autist

Nigga its like you just found this site.
Which invalidates my point how?
Reeks of reddit.
How the fuck did you play for 3 weeks and not clear all the content?
There is not that much to do you grow some plants that are worth way more then anything else, get to sprinklers then you have as much money as you possibly need?

Do you not understand what Waifu bait is?


What redflags were those?
Yet you think you're somehow above it all?

This fag sounds like an obnoxious queer teenager who think his opinions are a godsend completely original and eye opening and making sure everyone from the postman to some faggots on a korean dog board hear them.

nucom 2 never had a good reputation here, all snek porn aside. the game itself was fundamentally broken at launch and from every thread i've seen here, most are pretty self-aware if the OP's "install these mods to make this game less bad" copypastas are any indication

I'll give you MGS though, we were pretty goddamn hype for phantom ruse

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Just Pirate it
Do we still have share threads?

Yeah

Nigga I'm the type of nigger that if you didn't see me play videogames for 8 hours at a time you would swear I hate them.

I've spent hours arguing with Nu-com fanboys who ignored almost every problem with the game and even declared the Nu-com franchise as superior to the original.

Fuck they would even make up bugs that X-com didn't have to detract from Nu-coms bugs.

Why the fuck would you make up X-com UFO bugs when they're were so many to pick from.

That you should buy it regardless of publisher, you cunt. You buy games to entertain yourself, not to make a public statement on who you're voting for presidency next.

Oh fuck right off, Ellipsis are a punctuation tool, they don't belong to any site or person ever. You reek of "trying to fit in" with that shit, and if arguing about punctuation is the best you can come up with, might as well move to Reddit yourself.

Maybe the 2 year delay before the reveal? The mechs that were teased but turns out they were just drawn on the image? The way food was handled, how NPCs were the worst crap ever (friendly fire on people you summoned yourself), guns were terrible compared to melee, the entire game was "go to planet tier X to mine ore tier X and get armor\gear tier X so you can move on to planet tier X+1 and do it all over again".

The fact that they had a secret forum for Goons to talk about the game where anything those cunts liked was what went into the game, not what the rest of the community wanted. The fact that they hired 1 or 2 coders but about 6 or 7 artists.
You couldn't be more hipster-like with this shit unless you were the continental mass of San Francisco, there never was anything that looked promising before launch day and buying Early Acess when there was null content there was dumb as fuck.

You take those words back and swallow them, boy. You don't know what you are talking about.
Will Wright was a fucking genious of a man that made some of the most amazing games we get to play on PC and his entire mindset to game design (lots of small simple elements interacting with each other for lots of complex interactions) is something sorely needed.

You see a game made by a guy that previously did SimLife and even SimEarth and even The Sims, you expect the most complex life simulation game ever to grace the PC. That was an insta-buy for me because of his previous work and if you're too underage to know any of that, it's your own fucking faggotry fault.

Fact is, The Sims 3 was being developed more or less at the same time. And the way that game, especially the first expansion, was handled coupled with how Spore was handled effectively killed one of the best Devs we ever had. All for the sake of "cute creatures" and to beta test Sims Medieval.

No thanks. It's MMO-lite - worse than rogue-lite shit.

Slow down boy. Sounds like you got your panties in a twist. Are you one of those fags who complains about RNG? nuCOM's only good with Long Dong but holy shit 2 is a complete shitshow with modding being it's only saving grace.

The entire system of capitalism relies on the consumer making decisions on buying a product or not in the belief that the best will rise to the surface and the shit will sink.

Chucklefuck is an awful dev group and publisher so I do not support supporting them.
That simple.
Its not the ellipsis, its the fact you used it wrong.
Its THREE FUCKING PERIODS.

What are you talking about?
The game was released on Kikestarter, had tons of features promised then failed to deliver on them during the move to London.
The fact that they had a secret forum for Goons to talk about the game where anything those cunts liked was what went into the game, not what the rest of the community wanted. The fact that they hired 1 or 2 coders but about 6 or 7 artists.
This happened MONTHS after the game was already on Steam.

You honestly sound like some faggot who read all about this to fit in, because your time tables are all fucked up.

Again sounds like reddit, or maybe tumblr.


The RNG in Nu-com IS shit, but that's because of how it works, being 5 feet from an enemy gives only 73% chance to hit if they are on cover which faces you regardless of the actual positioning.

Which is why Bullet Physics are many times more superior.
Then you have the pod spawning.
The lack of base attack and defense.
No intercepting ufos.
No real simulation of anything.
It became a simulation/tactics game to a shallow tacticool game.

Oh boy here we go again.
So you are complaining about RNG and have not been able to overcome it via basic use of tactics and not being a complete shitter?
You know that's complete bullshit since the game still rolls your shot and it only matters if it misses? The only way it contributes is if it hits a wall to reveal another ayy or kills them by accident. I've had a couple of my own rookies die from ayys missing shots.
So you want the ayys to be able to roam free and get taken down like little bitches, making the entire game piss easy when it already is in it's final form?
I'm not going to disagree with you here. It's what it is and I like the new take on it but I don't think it's better and I wish they would have gone back to what they had in those early trailers but I'll take what I can get. It's either this game with all it's flaws or nothing at all and nuCOM could have turned out way worse than it did. 2 was the one that really shat the bed.

Therefore, if you like Stardew Valley, you'll buy the game so it rises to the surface. There's the downside that Chucklefish gets some cash but the alternative is not buy it at all and games like Stardew Valley will never "rise to the surface" defeating the entire purpose of this system.

Out of the 15$ the game costs you, Steam will take 5$ and chuckle fish will take 1$ or 2$. If you're more concerned about the 2$ they get than the game actually being a cormecial sucess then stop being an hypocrite and just admit you care more about them failing than a good game selling.

All that shit happened before the game was officially released. The game was on Steam as Early Acess for a fuck load of time with all that crap cropping up. Did you bought it the moment it went EA? Seriously?

Again, if you don't like the tone of someone else or have nothing to say about it, you'll call it whatever boogeyman you fancy. You know who else does that shit, don't you?

Guess what's finally "launching" in three days.

Co-op for Stardew Valley?
Starbound: Remastered Edition?

Shit nigga.

Starbound officially launches. Although I couldn't fucking tell you what changed between Early Access and now. Nothing worthwhile, obviously, since Chucklefuck doesn't have proper programmers anymore.

I swear the two go hand in hand.

Where did I say that? Can you not make a strawman and instead of reply to the actual content of the post?
Final Fantasy Tactics, the original is tough as nails, but no one bitches about the RNG, why?
Because you are never an archer standing away from a target on higher ground with less then 70% to hit because of angling problems.

No the game SIMULATES using a number of factors not using just simple yes or no dice rolls.
You are a step away from making up shit.


No I want original spawning so I can be shot from beyond the fog of war.
So that taking a higher point is actually useful.
That night actually matters.
That destroying buildings and blowing walls matters for revealing hidden enemies.

No it got so bad that not even fanboys like yourself can defend it.

Never denied this.
Also I don't think Stardew is good.


Look at the original comment I was replying too, it helps if you actually read the thread.

look nigga you don't need to like every single game that gets discussed on this board

You're like 2 months late with your manufactured outrage, friend.

So you can't read?

What do you mean? I though it was officially released a year or so back. What the fuck? Did they officially release a Beta back then? What the hell, it was supposed to be out of Beta then, what are they "releasing" now?

One thing I don't get is why a Steam game needs a publisher.

When we had Stardew Valley threads around and right after launch this shit was discussed in every single one of them multiple times.

This buzzword needs to die. Seems like most of the faggots who use it don't know what shilling is.

That was discussed on Holla Forums when the game was released. Why are you a slowpoke AND a faggot OP?

Well yeah, I'm just finding out, why does this get your proverbial panties in a twist?

shill

>2. a person who publicizes or praises something or someone for reasons of self-interest, personal profit, or friendship or loyalty.

If you're a fan of something and advertise it, you are shilling according to the official definition of the word.

Which isn't the case either you faggots as I'm discussing why not to buy the game.

A few anons and I were posting DL links to game back when it came out. I don't think very many people on this board actually bought the game if that helps calm your autism any.

So you're admitting you did make this thread because you have buyer's remorse over Shitbound. That's not our problem, faggot.

I'm not accusing you of shilling, I'm just correcting an user who said something wrong.

I pirated a couple days ago and I swear, it is legitmently like they learned nothing from the first one. They just added to it without rebalancing. I'm still annoyed at how the ayys get a free turn on sight magically. Most of all, despite bring a resistance I'm kind of annoyed at the lack of choice in offensive activity. I just wanted to put fucking aliens at the bad end of terror missions.

What's wrong with that?

And you're surprised at this?

The hivemind here doesn't need much of an excuse to relentlessly shitpost threads for games they don't like, overusing the word shill is just as good as any.

i really wish Starbound was finished and handled by devs that will finish the damn game.

Doesn't everyone?

When did I say this?

That's me being a retard and hitting the wrong post.

You're the living definition of newfaggotry.


Then we ought to drop the word since you can't talk about videogames unless you're shilling for them or you're shitting on them. And the second one just leads to a board filled with discussion about shitty games, thank you but no, thank you.

What are the odds this was calculated?

What are you even talking about, faggot? They did nothing for the game except give it some ad space somewhere. They weren't involved with the development of the game at all, they literally did nothing.
Quote the person that said "chucklefish is actually pretty great for doing SV"

Or I just didn't read the thread.
Do you read every thread that is made on this board?

Does that mean EA isn't actually shit they keep hiring shit developers?

No you, because I can't for the life of me pinpoint the examples that come to mind.

They did have input on the game, and forced ConcernedApe to release it earlier than he would have liked.

Redpill me on Starbound, Holla Forums.
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That's all I know about Starbound.

It won't be long until an user comes with all the informative pictures I don't have, but I'll leave it at this. Chucklefuck and Starbound are the poster children for kickstarters that deliver a half assed product.

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This is a pleasant reminder that Chucklefish is a horrible place to work at.

These are screenshots of Rho's impression of Mollay toeing the line Tiy gave her during an interview.

Come on, i'm waiting for that user.

Ah, the good old "you're mad about people talking about vidya XDDD" argument.

Okay, I got a small amount here it turns out; I'm sure there's more though.

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Also, go listen to our troll leader, Tweed as he details the problems with the game.

youtube.com/channel/UCLj4j921cdxTGKhDZ0gNzpA

No seriously, someone came up with the story on their forums that we had a leader named tweed that organized us to make the game look bad.

Now i'm redpilled on Cuckleshit,
Can anyone give me torrent link of the game, (Not piratebay)

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How many games have they made? just two?

If you want to be technical about it, just one.

at the risk of reposting things ill dump some.

I have a whole folder of chucklefuck.

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Almost there.

And that is all I got, hopefully it will do.

Do you expect anyone to even read a quarter of this? Anyways I pirated Stardew Valley and had fun, I don't give a shit if the devs are SJWs or whatever because I pirated it. Problem solved.

It's a lovely ever-growing shit-pile that I tend like someone else would tend to a potted plant.

You can't really convince people of much around here but I'm sure the ones that have a hate boner for chucklefuck will appreciate it.

They published that game like Risk of Rain. This is about their shit with Starbound and how imcompentent they are.

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Do I ever, I was around when we talked shit about chucklefuck on /vg/. God bless that user writing Molly smut. I hope you made it here writefag.

thick and fast

why not Cucklefuck?

sucking that Starjew cock I see

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Great, that means Tweed will have to make a new video on it.

Shovel Knight?

was broforce kikestarter? i know it was early access for a while

Buried deep behind layers of bullshit piled ontop of Starbound lies a really fun 2d platformer exploration game.
It's a shame that Chucklefuck can't get their shit together. It could've been a really fun game based on exploring a randomly generated universe, provided the universe was interesting.

Instead they just tried to make terraria in space.

I'm honestly not sure about that. There is only so much you can do with 2d procedural generation.

we should have a bot that goes in to every thread and posts this

Risk of Rain was also published by Chucklefuck. Just because a few devs chose them to publish their game doesn't mean the individual games are going to be shit.

Are they the EA of indie publisher?

Didn't the RoR guys complain about how they got fucked out of a bunch of money because of the agreement they made with their publisher? Like how if they knew then what they know now, they would've done things differently?

It has been. Piracy has been encouraged here, far as I can tell. Sending the actual dev money instead of feeding chucklefuck and the fat boy has also been encouraged

Grim Dawn is pretty good and was on Kickstarter. Granted, they were working on it before there was a Kickstarter.

Acceptable games, true. The track record for Kickstarter isn't great though.

As a Terrariafag I must say that I am so very glad that Tiy left Relogic to do his own thing. Best thing that could have happened to Terraria.

This is your brain on social activism.

you have to go back

Ironically the Holla Forumslack contributed more to this thread's discussion than you.

Sage for off-topic.

I heard the same thing. It basically amounted to Chucklefuck doing next to nothing for the devs aside from slapping their logo into the game.


Pretty much. IIRC he was the one telling Red at first that modding was bad.

just wondering are you that nigger who got a score of over a 100 posts as your ass was devastated

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