Yfw a ghost steals one of your games

>mfw mine was stolen

死ねがいい

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WITCHER ENCHANTED EDITION?! I WANTED TO ACTUALLY BEAT THAT GAME SOMETIME, SOMEDAY.

Spook thread?

I still dont know where my animal crossing wild world or my holographic label majoras mask went.

was it by someone you knew user
someone you trusted

I'd draw a portrait of my house's ghost lady if she'd just stand still and let me get a good look at her. Instead she dashes off whenever I see her standing in the doorway.

Also, she doesn't strike me as a gamer of any sort so stealing my old original Pokemon TCG deck makes no sense. And one lone deck is no good to anybody. If she wants to play she should give the deck back and I'll make a second one.

Who hears something slam into their door and then just goes upstairs and goes to bed? Pighead monster man I can believe, but nobody just walks away from something like that without standing guard or eventually investigating.

Also, what exactly is a "light penis?" I'm guessing it's some light trail long exposure thing from context, but that's all I got.

not really, a friend of my sister just took it, nothing more than that really.

No clue.

If you play with the shutter speed on a camera you can play with light trails to draw things based on how you move the camera. That's how he got a light penis. He was using the light to draw a penis.

Come the fuck on, she doesn't even have hair.

GIVE ME MY MEGAMAN LEGENDS BACK, YOU FUCKER
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE

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Are you telling me you would pass up the chance to be (quite possibly) the first human to make love/fuck an alien ghost?

Yeah, I get that. It's how the car headlight trails work. What I'm trying to figure out is how that phenomenon lends itself to drawing a light dick in particular. "Drawing" a dick with some handheld light source? He refers to it like a somewhat common thing, so it must be pretty simple.

Yeah, that's a big turnoff, no doubt. But everything else is in order, and this is the chance to bang a supernatural entity. Even if she's bald, totally worth it. If you ask me, that's a bigger deal than first setting foot on the Moon or the like. So yes, the first man to plow a ghost and prove it would be the greatest pioneer in history. gets it.

Spooky, but those eyes aren't such a big deal. I got a similar demon eye effect once from taking a very late dusk photo of a cow. It was wandering my street and I decided to snap some proof since cows don't belong in town. Then I forgot, month or two later had to clear out the pictures on the camera card, and was briefly spooked by seeing freaky glowing eyes in a few weird dark pictures before remembering what the deal was.

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You know the answer already

So… What the fuck? That girl sounds like a werewolf that couldn't stop her "friends" from doing something to me. It sounds stupid, but it makes more sense than a normal girl covered in blood running around the woods looking for "big dogs" that could kill a cow.

It sounds grimly like you invested in a strong memory stick and also had a pretty good game in it.

At least they're less than $80 I think if you're not a poorfag.

Fix'd.

WHERE'S MY KILLER INSTINCT CATRIDGE

WHERE MY GAMEBOY GAMES
WHERE'S MY FUCKING GAMEBOY

WHERE'S MY 3DS YOU UNDEAD FAGGOT

Yeah I also thought it was some magic shit when I was a kid and even older
Turns out it was my parents gave away some of my games to the kids of their friends without telling me
What is worse, I asked the kids themselves afterwards and they told me all about it, yet my parents still claim they didn't ever do it
I mean for fucks sake, did they think I wouldn't notice my metal gear solid missing just because I haven't played it for a while?
It has been years and I'm still mad

Has anyone ever had things power on when the power was turned off? I'm not talking about a few seconds of capacitor power, I'm talking a full 10 minutes.

The OP pic reminded me of this

shes just japanese slender man
dic.pixiv.net/a/八尺様

Little fucker.

it's not about being able to buy another one
that one was mine, you know?

It is probably still out there user. Invest in magical arts and hunt down the spirit that took your PSP.

Believe me or not, my brother and I turned our rooms upside looking for his SoulSilver since we swapped rooms at least twice and it had gone missing.

Only after he had taken a break and was just going through some shit in his laundry basket did it suddenly appear when I can swear on tits and ass it wasn't there before. The strangest part is that was the exact basket I saw I it in while he was living in my old room. Also, we've on rare occasion when the house was absolutely silent heard the sounds of an old man and old woman making crying or wailing sounds at night from our respective rooms yet we never heard the ones coming from our own.

>yfw a ghost steals your heart

Talk about ghosts, where did everyone go?

I don't know what to think

But ghosts aren't black.

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They died and post on ghostchan now.

EVERY SINGLE TIME

Werewolves being that lame is a more terrifying idea than anything else in this whole thread.

Yes. The smoke alarms like to go on randomly in my house, usually in the middle of the night. At which point ALL of them go off throughout the entire house, (that much makes sense, the system is supposed to be connected, though the alarm that actually detected smoke is supposed to flash a light too and there has NEVER been an indication of which alarm actually "detected" the problem in the first place) and you can't wait them out, the only solution is to take them all down and remove the batteries. Except sometimes taking the batteries out doesn't even work, and they keep alarming for minutes afterward. In some cases I picked them up a day later (with the batteries out the entire time) and they started up again. It's weird.

Beyond that I rarely get the tv turning itself on or off or changing its own channels. Basically most anything the remote could do.

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY WII REMOTE

before you ask, nobody other than me uses my computer
and it's password-protected even if they did want to use it

thanks, ghostbro

Let me clarify a little. That wasn't his actual laundry basket, just one of the easily carrying plastic baskets that don't have a lid and he mainly just kept clean socks and underwear in it along with a couple books just to put them up. It wasn't one of the tall ones, so it's close to the bottom and easy to look through in less than a minute, not to mention there was barely anything in it to start. At least 3 times we looked in it purely out of impulse. Only after we stopped looking did it reappear.

Also

That's just fucking wrong.

Still more.

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My uncles house is haunted. Every time I lend him something, a ghost takes it and I never get it back. Sometimes the ghosts will replace the object with something exactly like it and convince him that it's his. Because of this, whenever I ask for something back he says "Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about, but it's mine. I bought that. I guess you had one like it that you misplaced."

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Hi Bill

That was a good ass story, but if I would've been the guy I would've called the emergency number to get someone to fetch the horse. That took some credibility out of it for me.

my names not bill

well I guess since it's gone it's now a psp went

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Fuck you, you should have went with PSP Gone

This, you should be ashamed Carlos

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I need to organize my shit. Finding spooky shit mixed with shit is irritating.

since a ghost took it's a goner.

Don't quit your day job

Gross. Nice artist though.

Whoops forgot the details

I've never seen enough power stored to operate for more than half a second and barely spin the fan up, this case must have been 10-15 minutes and launching into a game with reasonable requirements. I've never seen this happen again but it's not my computer. Maybe I could ask around and see if anyone there remember something similar happening.

There are spiders, but they're content with eating each other. Just so long as they don't touch my vidya collection.

I just thought of something, do you guys think the ghosts all left because I made them uncomfortable with my near-constant masturbating to my shitty fetishes?

Try to let her know you want to talk to her. Then maybe you can forge enough of a friendship with her that you can do that.

That's assuming ghosts can even feel unconformable, I doubt they feel anything at all

Wow rude.

Wow, that was uncalled for. Jerk.

Dammit, I was stuck in that great big rock dungeon after fucking up orochi, too.

If that were true then why would they deliberately do shit that pisses us off?

Ghosts are dicks

But ghosts are just dead humans, so they have feelings.

why do humans exclusively get ghost rights
wheres the ghost roaches

According to the previous owners, the original owners and builders of the house said they were selling it because after they moved in, they realized the location had "problems" they didn't really explain. They immediately started building a duplicate house on the other side of the valley and moved as soon as it was done. The previous owners never said anything about problems, but for some reason they did leave a LOT of stuff behind. Presumably all their entertainment electronics, (four tvs, sound systems they were plugged into, bluray players with discs inside and all,) furniture, some clothes, kitchen appliances, decorations, presumably all the outdoor tools like shovels, lawnmowers, and the like. (They had a lot of axes and machetes and such too for some reason.)

Anyway, none of that is exactly paranormal, but that's weird, right? To quickly move out to a duplicate house elsewhere? Or to leave most of your stuff behind, including small things that wouldn't really be hard to move? I can't help but wonder if that has something to do with this place turning out to be haunted too.

Tried time and again. I've even tried sitting in the room she exclusively appears in, alone, at night, during power outages (since I have nothing else to do then anyway,) asking for contact and at most I get little creeks and pops that are probably just the house settling.

Next time, I'll try sitting where I usually am when I see her, maybe being in her actual spot was too close?

Ghost animals exist too.

Ghost animals probably won't do a lot, except maybe the intelligent ones and pets.

Try emulating it.

>Ghost dolphin gangrapes
This is a great name for a heavy metal band

>I live alone

You're not trying hard enough. Break out the Ouija board and see if she's DTF since ghosts can't be raped

Holy shit user, you just won the life lottery.

Do you know what comes next?

I hope I have a ghost friend haunting me

Not all humans become ghosts, or there would be tons of them. and if they do become a ghost they lose a part of their humanity. either because ghosts are just a shadow of life, or because of being in limbo for eternity they lose their minds. There's no way they have the same emotions and feelings as the alive

They probably don't understand that it pisses you off. They seem to act on some weird ghost instincts, like crying at the exact same time every night, or only sticking to one area forever.

Maybe they found out ghosts can hide inside or even control electronics

Daily reminder that there is no such thing as seasons, only ghost migrations.

I wish something interesting at all happend in my life

what did ghost-chan make for breakfast user?

why is life so boring

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Sounds like the perfect waifu.

Whatever you're posting here with can play that game just fine.

Well shit user, consider yourself lucky.

The most bizarre things I've ever seen are mysterious shadows that appear sometimes at night or just before I get out of bed for a split second. The ones I've been able to recognize have been a woman with long hair, some bizarre creature with long claws, thin arms spikes on it's back and a bulky chest that ws hellbent on stealing my socks from the drawer, An eyeball with black tentacles and a patch of light coming from the window that is darker than the rest of the other light. It's seriously spooky.

Fuck

Anyone here got any tips on making a ghost waifu?

have you heard the cat noises?

some nights I can hear cats making these kind of screaming noises. I would imagine that it's stray cats having sex, but it's still creepy. It seems to happen on my garden since it's a bit overgrown compared to the rest.

How far are you willing to go?

You don't make one. She comes to you. I got mine on a trip to Egypt.

Nothing will stand between me and my ghost blowjobs

You idiot. You don't have a ghost, youve discovered your stand.

Are you Dio?

I wish I was.

She's been with me ever since. I think it's been two or so years? not sure

Do you have a password? Has the ghost compromised your security?

Don't have an ouija board or I'd try. I have tried the old "radio white noise" thing but no luck there.

My alarm clock frequently switched to random times and alarm times, so I bought a new one. The new one did the same thing. Now I rely on multiples since they've never ALL changed to random times at once. Though I did get an analog clock to be thorough and that one changes too, it's not just digital clocks that get messed with.

As for electronics, who knows, I've never heard of ghosts having a particular preference for tvs. I just know that presumably they left every tv they had behind with all its accessories since there weren't more places tvs could have been. Who does that? One was particularly large and expensive, even.

here's a fairly recent spooky story that is absolutely true:

I've heard of inexplicable ghost scratches, but not inexplicable bleeding without wounds.

Is she contemporary egyptian or ancient egyptian? Because ancient would be way cooler than what they currently have going on.

Don't leave us hanging user, what does she do and how did you become aware of her?

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

Ancient.

Not much really. Follows me around, studies all of the new things, cuddle. She's actually kinda nice.

I passed out in Egypt after visiting the pyramids. When I woke up I met her.

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A stand that makes breakfast and cleans?

He could stand to do worse.

I bet you're lying boy.

most of us hopes so

Crying isn't going to help

more japanese slender (wo)man
nhentai.net/g/125571/

Fuck, was not expecting that.

What the fuck is going on here?

I think its the jews user

Underrated post.

That was my best guess, but they didn't really look as… jewy as in some similar clips I've seen. Usually it's unmistakable what's supposed to be going on, that one's more vague.

I literally searched the entire house even went apeshit braking some of my cabinets but that fucking ghost just took it from me

Fuck off gook.

actually theres an antholgy of that spooky porn
theres a continuation to hasshaku-sama's story, too
[Jyoka] Hachishaku Hachiwa Keraku Meguri - Igyou Kaikitan
nhentai.net/g/158129/

pic unrelated

Take your meds user, they're there to help you

WHERE THE FUCK DID MY GAMEBOY ADVANCE GO YOU SHITTY ASS GHOST

seriously that thing just fucking disappeared one day, then we found it but then it disappeared again. one of these days im going to accidentally tear down a wall and find a ghost playing super mario bros on a GBA.

The majority of the non-angelic spirits who roam the earth are malevolent. I wouldn't recommend trying to get in contact with one unless you enjoy demonic possession.

Does that demonic possession involve sexy time with qt demon?

It's closer to losing all control of your thoughts and actions. I'm not certain how someone could get off to that, being as how you wouldn't really be able to think or feel.

Jokes on them, I do not really have much to live for anyway.

Are they evil? Or simply a threat to the perpetual spiritual ignorance that makes us more likely to be obedient sheep, not realizing how not all-powerful god really is?

Christianity "protects" us from the "threats" of necromancy and mysticism like oppressive countries "protect" their citizens from the "threats" of an uncensored internet.

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>>>/x/

user…
You were one of the ghosts following her

Does that mean I have to start giving blowjobs?

It is arrogance if you think that a single spirit could hold more knowledge and wisdom than an omnipotent being.

Necromancy and mysticism are held from us because these are things that we weren't meant to toy with. Much like a parent keeps their power tools away from their children, because children don't understand how much danger and destruction they can cause.

In your lifetime, you will not even come close to learning everything, as science itself is restricted by what we can and can't observe. God, however, is all-knowing, and I would imagine that the rules he gave to us are there for a reason.

I had some ds games which I have never found, and FF 9. If only the ghost or whatever it is return it after use.

That depends does your mom have a feminine penis?

Run a game rental service for ghosts to take revenge, charge them if they don't return it.

You know, I never checked

I should ask her

GHOST
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COPY OF OKAMI, YOU LITTLE SHIT. I WILL EXORCISE YOUR BITCH ASS.

I just want my fucking PS2 back.

I doubt any Holla Forumsirgins would summon a ghost to give them power or knowledge that others will never posses but rather just to bring in something interesting (like another presence wandering close to them) into thier lives. Just hope the ghost won't fuck shit up right away most cases it probably will

Are those both girls?

Fuck you, nigger. Advance 2 was a solid decently challenging platformer in its own right and in the palm of your hand.

But user, they already have another presence wandering close to them, as do you and I.

I've got a story from when I was in first grade or so
It still baffles me on how the fuck it managed to teleport all the way across the house.

Nothing wrong with that, as long as we can cuddle afterwards

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I thought of that image last night when I was asking God if he'd just kill me already and get it over with

He didn't answer

I don't remember the specifics, but I usually got games much later after release since I only found out if games were out by visiting a store.

Kindergarten is when you're 5 or 6. Posting after being that age or beyond in 2016 is at least 12 years later meaning user would at least be 18.

the thing is that the presence you're reffering to (which is most likely god) dosen't like showing itself to us. we are all sinners by default and like in the tale of adam and eva, god dosen't like to appear to sinners that much anymore.
That's another reason why Anons would rather play the roulette of finding a ghost, thier lifes are mostly calm and boring, what else would an unrest (friendly) ghost whose entrance to supposted paradise of choise was denied want?

What do ghosts pay in, souls?

Ectoplasm

AKA ghost semen

FUCK YOU
I don't like this feeling. Makes me feel like fucking garbage.

A ghost borrowed my copy of sims 2 for the DS and returned it a couple months later in between my car's seat cushions. It fucked my savefile pretty hard because of that.

theyre all girls
if the fan artists dont decide otherwise

You can't make me believe your image.

(faggot)
Fucking christkikes

But user, there are handful of canon men.

Ghosts only walk among the living because they have some kind of unfinished business, are cursed or haunting someone. Maybe the powers that be grant those spirits a special privilege or something unlike everyone else dead.

WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY COPY OF WII SPORTS AND MY 3RD GEN IPOD???

I want to fuck that.

I don't know how, but I will find a way.

i was referring to the girls in the images that user was quoting
though one of them was based on a man

Daily reminder that Lucifer (as an entity separate from Satan) did nothing wrong,
in a non-semitic religion the tree of life would be venerated as the fountain of divine knowledge rather than the source of all sin
(see: Odin learning the runes by hanging himself from yggdrasil, Buddha meditating beneath a sacred tree and gaining divine knowledge, Asvattha in the Hindu myth, the knowledge imparted by Dryads in Greek myth etc.)

Jehovah is yahweh is the demiurge, and the jews are his spawn

Western Christianity's saving graces are it's roots in Hellenic philosophy, Essenian mysticism, and the example of Christ himself
But it still represents a life philosophy rooted in egalitarian ideals, a placement of man as above and apart from nature, and a veneration of weakness and servitude
Doubly so if you're a filthy proddy

For any ghost bros listening, where the fuck is my copy of FFV for the gba? I'd mastered so many jobs, and I was on to the bonus endgame dungeons

well there's also the option of the ghost avoiding judgement (if religious) or is just afraid of what comes next and decides to grip itself along with the living because living along the living is a habit, and habits are really hard to get rid of

Pretty sure yuri, incest and liking elves makes me too "heretical" to be blessed.

I'll take my chances and stick to keeping my most precious shit as close as possible at all times out of paranoia.

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I bet he "rapes" them too.

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I also enjoy idealized harem ends. Writhe before me.

Fucking race traitor

Just because it says it's an angel or presents itself as one, doesn't mean that it is or acts like an actual benevolent being, m8.
Implying. Actual balls to the wall possession is rare and somewhat hard to come by. The actual everyday dangerous stuff is repetitive negative loops and patterns that can grow out of proportion from just bad habits or doing "bad" or stupid things on a whim and against your own better judgement because you were on auto-pilot.

Daily prayer and blessing your home is a-ok, though.

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I had a few games randomly disappear as well.
I have no idea what Happened to my Pokemon Pearl and Pokemon Platinum carts.

I had them loaded up with event Pokemon. Both disappeared while in my DS, in a zippered case, from the table beside my bed.

he should go the whole mile and consort with fairies

Fairies were made specifically for putting your dick in though

Maybe elves should stop being so sexy and wise.

My underwear and socks sometimes vanish, could a ghost be what is stealing them?

No, thats me.

I can give you sexy, but if they're so wise how come they always get captured and sold into sex slavery?

RANDY
TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS

I literally tried summoning satan using my blood and a cow's blood back in high school and nothing happened. What did I do wrong

Its because they love dicks, all elves are sluts. We have been over this before.

What makes you think it didn't work? You're here, aren't you?

I love the fuck out of yuri, but I honestly can't ever imagine lesbian elves. Sounds as logical as fire and water elementals not hating each other.

Alleyne's the only exception I would ever make.

Did you jerk off in the blood? Satan is kind of a homo so he'd totally be there if you showed your ballsack. He also always shows up if you start spooning with a cute boy.

The only reason this kind of thing doesn't absolutely piss me off is because at least it let's you know living beings aren't alone in this universe.

If I could get my hands on the kind of shit they're capable of by traveling through planes of existence just to fuck with us, I could get back everything I've ever lost and even actual fucking power.

You probably weren't playing DOOM

Rookie mistake

I think I'm doing quite well besides the social retardation, thank you very much

That's for summoning succubi, incubus and making homunculi. I guess satan just steals my PS1 games and every handheld zelda game I ever owned

Pretty sure that would only piss anything remotely unholy the fuck off.

And result in you dying.

Nah, Satan's a bro and he's got great taste in vidya

He's always down for some DOOM, especially if you've got some virgin sacrifices

try using your smartphone as an alarm, that constantly syncs its time so the ghost shouldn't be able to change it.

I can't imagine that working well at all. Touch controls are stiff as fuck from my experience just emulating Pokemon and for some later sections in 2 anything less than perfect fluidity will become rage inducing, especially the last few bosses.

I have an outdated knockoff tablet that's only android 4.1.1.

FUCKING GHOST GIVE ME BACK MY ZELDA 64 GOLD CATRIDGE YOU FAGGOT

This was to be my fourth fap of the hour, too.

I just wish those bastards could have driven to all those events themselves. I spent so much time on the highway for some of that shit.

You can disable automatic clock synchronization, not to mention that the ghost could change the alarm time, as well.

Weren't Gen III and IV the fucking worst when it came to receiving events?

I really want a ghost blowjob…

I could pretend to be a ghost for you user
In fact, I might skip all the pretending and just outright become your breeding sow

I wanna cuddle a cute ghost!

But I'm feeling ill right now…

It's obvious the OP in that post had a run in with a protoss with some funky eyes

they stole half a transformer when I was a kid.
every now and then I will search for it in the house.
makes me sad still

of course they feel things, every time you insult a ghost we move an object in your house

nice

god isn't real

It's fucking crazy to think of supernatural forces messing with technology. Most nonhumans wouldn't even understand how they worked.

Will you give me a blowjob?

How's the afterlife?

The actual fuck? Good thing I've deliberately made myself impossible for even a cute lonely ghost to fall in love with. I don't want a damn relationship.

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Prove it

That argument is as lazy as me saying "Prove he isn't real".

You have some explaining to do.

Burden of proof etc etc

Yeah. Had to go to all sorts of places, and for gen 3, they mostly used distribution carts and traded you the pokemon, rather than mystery gift or other methods.
They were mostly gen 3 events, but I had a lot of gen 4 events as well. I was pretty upset about it.
Nowadays I always find ways of backing up my saves for vidya.

I didn't realize that it could be disabled. user should record his clocks.

I think that guy might know what he's talking about

I'm not a ghost. If it makes you feel better my real name is Paul Geist.
People just call me Tony because it's my middle name

irl ID or bust

No bully homos.

Also, I see this conversation heading a bad direction, so I'll say after all the inexplicable shit I've seen and heard about as well as felt that I resolutely believe in a higher power, but choose not to worship it.

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I don't know man, you titled that file as "me" and that picture has a ghost in it. I don't believe you for a second.

I don't see a shadow, clearly a ghost.

ya blew it

I have a skin condition

How many ghosts are on Holla Forums right now? Do we need ghostbusters?

I dunno guys I think he's a ghost

Only if we want cancer, I rather have a ghost then those dykes.

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I'll take Luigi over a raped franchise instead.

I'd take shitposting ghosts who steal my vidya over tumblr landwhales

I dont think so

Why am cracking up so hard at this?

I'm deadly serious guys.
I'm not not a ghost

elves arnt sluts, thats just propaganda.

Nice double negative you fucking spectre

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How did you die?

Post your dick or you are a ghost

That son of a bitch is just asking for an exorcism.

Ghost dick or gtfo

Fucking spook, learn grammar

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BEGONE SPOOKUMS

unparanormal dick pic soon.
Havent had a hard in a couple of centuries

weeks*

Fuck you, Ghosts are practically harmless. Sure, a ghost could easily spook you to death but only if you are a pussy, when you wander around aimlessly for all eternity you are bound to get bored!

The worst a ghost could do is give you a cold chill and make your hair stand up, at least were not skeletons! those guys can be deadly.

BEGONE SPOOKUMS

BEGONE SPOOKUMS

And skeletons could not harm a fly you faggot ghost, skeletons are bro tier

Just how many of you paranormal niggers are shitposting here anyways? No wonder we never have any decent vidya discussion

some drawfag should make a spider style pic of this

What the hell did you just say, you ethereal faglord. Skellies want a jolly time and calcium for all

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me on the left

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Hey I'm just a normal person with skin and muscles, no paranormal nigger here

Fuck you mate, skeletons are bro tier

Did a ghost eventually give you your stuff back. I found my copy of punch out wii while switching rooms with my sister.

/r/equesting a "Do not respond to ghost posters, do not respond to ghost threads" kind of memes.

WHICH ONE OF YOU VISITED ME IN THE SHOWER?!

I saw you for a brief moment near my crotch!

it was laughing

WELL NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE SICK FROM BEING NEAR ME!

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GHOSTS GET OFF MY BOARD
RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE

Whats a skeleton blowjob feel like?

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boney

That's what I was hoping for, it's just you messed up there, ethereal.

J U S T

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The only boy I ever came out to never got the chance to fuck me before he had to move.

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Fix'd it for you.

Fuck you, Umaru. Go away.

Great job lad

What's with the amount of faggots on Holla Forums lately?
I mean literal faggots, not whiny people

Is /cuteboys/ raiding us?

Fuck you people

You better court that ghost.

nigger /cuteboys/ was born from us

I'm always here. I just don't post often.

Holla Forums has always had actual homosexuals, the amount of them waxes and wanes.

Should have fucked the ghost away user

Don't worry it was probably just a nigger

post butt

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the shape of the head makes it look like it has three eyes, it looks like an alien skeleton.

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user I'm dead inside and cannot feel shit I'm pretty sure there are ghost that are deader than others floating around there

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No, I'm pure. Not some semen demon here to post nudes.

post ghost waifu hentai doujins now

maybe ghost wants your attention. for sex

The tree of life was the one they were permitted to eat. The tree of the knowledge of good and evil is the one forbidden.

A Poltergeist stole my copy of Mewtwo Returns. Took my Megaman Zero collection too. Little bastard at least has good taste.

I already said I'm not interested in that kind of thing, user.

If I ever want Megaman Zero, I'm only buying it, 2 and 3.

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hot.

what the hell di you say you little bitch?
skeletons are the most awesome bros and you know it

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Oh hi, Sam. I didn't know you browsed 8ch.

BEGONE SPOOKUMS!!

/christian/ pls go

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Fucking force ghosts.

What the fuck? That's not how humans behave.
They're all just huddled in a pack bobbing.

HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS RETARD

where the fuck is my red rescue team

It was of a brony convention

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Two Pokemon games and then a PSP when I had finally gotten over those things of smaller value. The PSP was probably just stolen by a butthole on the living plane but I'd rather a ghost took it honestly. If it were all a ghost we'd be cool if he just let me talk to him.

;) thanks for the games fags, How about i treat you for some Ice scream.

Story time user?

There's a fine for deer's stupidity?

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>tfw you're ghostposting right now

nvm, just retarded

I can't imagine a fate worse than shitposting with you faggots for eternity

I'd rather just go to hell

WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE GOING

No not even hell is as bad as this

what if everybody was a tripfag and so were you

That would be pretty nice actually, then I could just filter everyone including myself

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OH FUCK

Unless you mean the energy bill, which why I "save power", but otherwise you're need to pay more attention in science class

*should've paid more

If it's a desktop then everyone else is retarded

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OKAY, I KNOW YOU STOLE ALL MY DRAWING OF THE NECROMANCER THAT I MADE 4 YEARS AGO!
Without them, I can't remember how she looked like and I can't continue my story without the main character…

Feeling good? At least I named it instead of leaving as some "14333222615.png" like a faggot did to the Rarara's cropped pic I made that she's doing the "Oinc Song".

Goddammit.

Well, speaking of spooks.
On Sunday right before I was about to fap for the third time I could've sworn I saw a dark shadow behind me when I turned around, and when I turned again to get a better look nothing was there. I thought it would be a good idea not to fap again because I know that you're literally feeding demons that way but I did it anyway. Felt drained like never before. Also, since my cat died about a month and a half ago, I still see the back/tail around corners sometimes.

I named it "Downey" because he looked retarded

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now that cisbusters flopped all the ghosts are out to party

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If you guys wanna fuck malevolent sprirts or outright demons so bad, just do it.

I guarantee you'll attract a smoking hot succubus much easier.

There was some user a while ago who claimed he was fucking an Egyptian ghost from when he was doing missionary work there.