Anybody know how the fuck to get the Steam Controller working with PCXS2?

Anybody know how the fuck to get the Steam Controller working with PCXS2?
Fuck me, I'm retarded.

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It's all I have right now.
I'm already considering suicide, don't worry.

Anybody know how the fuck to remap a gamepad for wine?
Fuck me, I'm retarded.

I doubt that's doable user, can't you just use a normal controller?

Why did you even buy it in the first place?

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Because I'm a good goy.
[spoiler]But actually[/spoiler[ because I was too fucking dense to just buy a Dualshock 4.

Kill me already.

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Just buy a cheap chink USB dualshock 2 knockoff
They come for 5$ or so last I checked

Order a new controller from a store that ships next day and watch some anime/porn for 12 hours.

You don't want to frustrate yourself with the piling Steam of shit controller.

Redpill me on why steam controller is bad

Delete yourself, my man.

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What do you mean you were too dense?
Is a DS4 not cheaper than a Steam Controller?
Were you dropped on your head as a child?

It was a half-baked idea to go with the failed steam console, which itself could have been successful if valve made it themselves instead of letting retarded 3rd parties take over and charge +6 grand.

Like the steam box it was released then dropped.

steam box was basically a console that can play pc games. what a shitty concept, no one wants to be locked into a DRM environment to get access to run their games

It was for people who thought PC's costed 3,000 and became obsolete after 5 months, or people who where too afraid to build their own gaming PC.

Now if only Valve would have lost money from such a stupid decision, I would encourage them to try more stupid decisions.

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because

It was to make Steam mainstream and accessible to super normal fags.

And super normalfags ALREADY HAVE CONSOLES. This wasn't something that appealed to them, as the sales show

It sold like shit because valve handled it like retards. There was basically 0 marketing outside of PC gaming circles for it. There was no consistent information on it: It was mentioned, there was no info for years, then out of nowhere they announced it's coming out in a month or two. They handed the development off to it to 3rd parties who charged out the ass for it.

There was a number of fucking reasons, lack of market wasn't one.

Yes, normalfags were not interested in Cleveland steamers, as the sales prove. If they were interested in PC gaming, they sure as hell didn't want a fucking steamshitbox, as the sales prove. They could just get a PC like anyone else, or a prebuilt, which is basically what the steam garbage boxes were.

They also come with a deadzone a mile fucking wide because they're shit.

Always buy the real thing. Never skimp on a controller.

Steambox was suppose to be a cheaper simpler alternative. You forget most people buying their first PC get tripped up over specs and fall into "A half decent PC is 3grand" meme because alienware charges out the ass and most prebuilt companies rely on consumer ignorance. Then valve turned around and trusted said companies to make their console.

also:

And then there were a dozen different versions of the steambox on steam and they were no better.

I'm just glad that valve failed.

Exactly. We're on the same page now.

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The controller has DRM you need to jailbreak it or run PCSX2 through steam

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Does it really matter as a nonspecific jargon term as long as my point was concise that he needs to remove the drm from the controller itself in order to fully use it?

Why has there not been any kind of mouse injector developed for PCSX2 like the one for n64 emulators? I would love to black Black with a kb&m.

*play black

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Steam console was more expensive than a PS4 and a PS4 actually gets games dedicated for it.

Oh and SteamOS is fucking shit.

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There is literally nothing wrong with owning a Steam Controller.

They're actually comfy to use.

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he probably thought the trackpads were cool

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Got any argument or are you just going to mindlessly spam reaction images?

Got an argument or are you just gonna claim it's "comfy to use"

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No, "it's comfy to use" is enough, that's the whole point of a controller you fucking retard. I don't like the steam controller myself either but you're the one who needs to present an argument, here, I'll do it for you, "____ controller is better". Was that too hard for you to write?