You will never have these kinds of mmorpg experiences…

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I swear to god if this is another fucking "tfw no cute trap healer" thread I'm going to flip my shit.

It's Holla Forums we're doomed to repeat the same threads until we die.
The fuck do you think this is gonna happen.

Fictional mmos are always much cooler than real ones.

You're the one with traps on the brain.

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You and i, we are both supreme user.

I can't even type without being embarrassed in online games

I don't know about the Japanese stuff, but we're working on going back.

swgawakening.com/portal.php

Not entirely a bad thing

and then everyone leaves because they've been waiting for 3 hours for a healer, it's like you've never played an mmo

At least ill probably get mhg soon

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I hope to god you're not talking about Overlord there, we gotta have talks about how shit your taste is then

I'm well aware of how my deep lust for the light novels has probably affected how I see the anime. Notice how I only said "decent", however.

log horizon?

Aye

I swear to christ if you're even hinting that Sword Art is even a remotely decent anything…

I'm talking about Overlord and Log Horizon, respectively.

So you're fine with the guy's fetish for introducing side characters giving them pages upon pages of backstory and then have "And then some random mooks killed them and Ainz meanwhile pouted in his room because I don't know what to do with him"

God that pisses me off to no end, oh hey lets have a skeleton who doe… no, he's boring lets focus on random human characters instead, they're much better.

Not to mention he has what… 9 plots going right now and none of them even matter to his main plot now?

overlord was pretty boring

What if you had a cute bookish virgin girl to play video games with

Just imagine how amazing it would be to call her a retarded useless sack of shit when she misses a grave when you play dots together

I know too many faggots who fucking think that shit is "Clever, "or "Well written,"

I read it precisely because of how packed full of fluff and bullshit it is - seeing how the side characters live and interact in the world adds to the satisfaction of Ainz rofl-stomping everything. My biggest issue is probably that the MC seems to switch from being a dastardly genius to a lucky retard on the writer's whim, and I'd prefer if he was written more consistently.

I'm not claiming it's quality literature, it just happens to be the sort of trash that I enjoy reading.

When I'm in that mood I read D&D sourcebooks. There's some quality stuff.

As long as you acknowledge the author is fucking horrible at his job I'm fine with you liking it.
Because fuck he's so bad at his job, it's like Jimmy Falon being a comedian levels of incompetence

I'm glad I got your seal of approval, user. I sure as hell would have had to stop reading it otherwise~

why do cartoons make me want shit that is impossible?

Just need to get comfy with the people you dont know, like know they are actual bros and the game with them is sort of "safe-space" for you'n shit.

I have a friend who did.
They met through WoW back when the Lich King expansion was still new. She's a cute anti-SJW from Seattle of all places. She's also voting for Trump in November. She said that I can find girls like her if I kept an open-mind, but I only found crazy fujoshits.

Fixed

MMO GAMEs are for faggots!

Time to Allahu Akbar

Shoo shoo FBI

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you will never


newfag

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user, if the fujoshit has a nice personality, not batshit insane and is a QT i would settle with that no problem. I also prefer to meet girls irl.

I also have bad luck with girls unfortunately
Any girl i try to go out with ended as failures or nothing would even work out.
There are some chill girls out there who i think are lovely but they are 6's and lower and some probably have friends that are more interesting than me**

I have little to no hope, but i have to keep trying, i want want to be a fucking wizard

wow i fucked up some of that post badly.

Sorry about that

SOA is fantastic, though

The situation is so bad that I've taken to learning skills in order to make my own MMO.
I don't have much confidence that it'll ever happen though. Coding doesn't seem to be my strong point, but at least I'm making clear progress in 3D modelling.

Go jump off a bridge, you shit taste faggot.

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dubs confirm!
the anime a shit, but people are playing the games, dont ask me why

I've never see it abbreviated in my life, so that makes you the newfag

No you

LE KILL ALL ELFS MAY MAY XD I HATE ELFS LE CRUSADE AM I COOL YET?? XDDDD FUCK THOSE KNIFE EARS AM I RIGHT GUYZ LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Read Moonlight Sculptor or Ark Which was inspired from Moonlight Sculptor

You could have that if a game came out that let you code your own spells, then you would have real wizards and secret spellbooks but then the internet would ruin everything by spoonfeeding it all to retards. But then again, if that spoonfeeding omitted some procedure that everyone who actually code knows, then that would send those retards into furies.

netcode is the biggest trouble, retard. your project isn't going to get anywhere

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This might sound weird but I'm also looking into making my own MMO, I'm focusing much more on the whole coding part though.

Do you have any contact information so that we might be able to cooperate?

Thankfully I managed to make another group into my bitch later begging for my buff cum

Name one video game where elves aren't insufferable faggots. Just one.

Netcode is doable if you are an engineer.

Tell me why it's so bad, then

mostly just said that to provoke a response, but really though, i don't get why some people have a stick up their ass about it

Nips dont even need SJW's or Feminism to fuck their shit up they fucking do it themselves!

Well, my idea's extremely specific, think of a faction-based Haven & Hearth without permadeath, plus a lot more PvE things than H&H has.
Probably different from what you have in mind.

>talking on image boards
>having crippling social anxiety that you have to spoiler all your posts

silly user, nips do shit that nips and almost all weebs love to consume, everyone else dont matter in the equation.

But the specific anime I posted was the best of last season. It's well done, just lacks a bit a substance but you can't expect that from a LN source material.

There is no way that doesn't end in homoshit

The reason I dislike it is because of the overpowred protagonist. When the good guy can 1-hit pretty much every foe and nothing posses a threat to him.

The thing that annoys me the most is probably that everybody is "okay" with overpowered protags/the author's self-insert because all those shows seem to get so damn popular.

Well my idea was a game with a heavy emphasis on crafting and gathering, basically have players interact a lot with each other for gear/supplies/raw materials in order to foster a community.

I've played H&H and I was thoroughly impressed with the house-building as well as the crafting system in that game, will your idea feature that too?

I can relate, user.

There's a heavy emphasis on crafting and building, yeah.
Aside from each kingdom's capital city, everything would be player made.

Re monter sidesteps this issue pretty quickly, since politics, and merchantilism come into play fairly quickly instead of just being a lazybone like ainz. It helps alot that the protag is much more pragmatic and logical, and that aside from the large, overall story, there is always little things to solve. Though the manga is way behind the novel.

user please I didnt need to feel despair today


God that is a TERRIBLE LN

Just pretend to be your dad user.

In terms of writing style, i completely agree. It's just written in a very dry diary style, like how a normal person would write about his most boring days, but characterwise and overall world and storywise it's better than most. Again, the fact that the protag isn't a retard instantly places it above the most.
Which is sad.

shhh just let it happen

Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashii for those that want to know

Almost perfect.
Almost.

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I'd rather have him as my dedicated boyfriend.

You mean then you and your friend then carry the fucking group without a healer because you aren't scrubs.

Online games are shit.

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You can HAVE a good story with an overpowered protagonist, that's not a problem, and any half decent writer would know that. When it's a problem is a character using such overpowered abilities to solve every fucking conflict or issue with violence or brute force. There are many intricate and complex problems that you can devise that do not call for, or in fact can even get much worse, with application of force. These are most commonly social or political problems aside from emotional ones, but there are more.

Overlord and OPM both deal with overpowered protagonists, but the crux of the series are not how each episode is a new "problem" that gets "solved" with power, rather focuses on the drawbacks and nuances surrounding the ability of being overpowered.

I don't want to relive the whole petpriest drama from nostalrius again.

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except overlord doesn't at all. The author cannot deal with that shit

You're right on both accounts. The last time I played an MMO, everyone I played with turned into trannies and 7channers. It was basically the gayest shit you can imagine.

Where is chin?

Tranny healers, never again.

how doesn't it? i haven't seen it in a while but two counterexamples off the top of my head

1) Ainz spends a ridiculous amount of time contemplating and deliberating about every single move he makes, taking as few risks as humanly possible. His actions are cold and calculating, just like his character. Any average OP self insert character would spit bravado and macho bullshit (see: Naruto, the worst example I can think of) and just charge in to every fucking problem swinging and always manage to win no matter fucking what. Ainz doesn't do that.

2) His fight with his rogue servant was ALSO deliberate and calculated, and is shown as such at the end of the fight. Ainz didn't just waltz in there and shut her the fuck down because "omg Ainz so OP uguu!!1!", he specifically lays out his plan of attack, again taking as few risks as possible. He's overpowered but doesn't act like it, and his problems get solved by his planning and thought processes, not simply because he's powerful (I'm not saying he doesn't solve some issues that way, just not most of them).

I can't quite remember if he used a world class item or not to win that fight, but i know for certain he was wearing some old guildmate's armor. If he were truly an OP self insert, he would need nothing, no armor, no plan, nada.

What is this gay shit?

This is the faggiest post on Holla Forums

That was actually the last time I cared about friendship. Now I just don't care anymore. No matter how many times I hunt with the same people in MHX I feel nothing for them. I probably can't anymore.

Boy oh boy you don't even want to know what the fuck I was PMed on a daily message by him.

Just remembering it makes my head hurt.

It's back from the Nostalrius guild "Infinity". Petpriest was some tranny that liked whispering people in the guild and tell them about how it wanted to be a mother and that it "could feed children with its breasts but probably shouldn't"


I'm trying to find the shit he sent to Cattleist, you got any logs?

Oh Christ, even /cuteboys/ isn't this gay.

No I never saved anything other than Cattleist and I getting banned in Booty Bay for glitching the Flight Master and spawning hundreds of Gryphons.

I wish I did. God honestly, just to show anons that trannies have actual mental disorders and it's no joke.

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Jesus shit, this is why trap healers are a fucking bad thing in real life.

His "deliberation" doesn't matter if you know nothing is going to come of it. It's just a shallow attempt to mislead people who think "wow he's really thinking this through and not taking risks". Even in the Shaltear fight, that was it. Shaltear was the only one of the servants who Ainz would even have trouble with because of his race and nope don't bother, just have a cut away and then have him showing off for an entire chapter. Because it was just him showing off with the whole rapid armor switching thing
Other examples of him being a boring self insert. Well he was pretty much a no body in real life, and dumped so much time into an MMO he's drowning in pussy. In addition to that he has a single threat, which is quickly disposed of to the readers in about 3 seconds.
OH NO HE MAY ACTUALLY… oh wait nevermind he's literally invincible, not to mention in the guild vault he has a shit ton of Resurrection rings in addition to the 2 he always wears

Jesus Christ

couch co-op will always be superior

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It constantly shows how OP his servants are, and we know that they're hovering level 70 compared to his max.
I mean hell the 4 heroes or whatever the fuck they're trying desperately to build as an opposing force at this point were shitstomped by a level 50.
Lets not even get into the bullshit of "oh there was a super secret class but only he knew about it"

It can't play itself seriously because the reader knows he's that autistically powerful and a self insert. wondering if Ainz is going to win is like wondering if Kirito is going to win a fight. It's a forgone conclusion except in the case of SAO it's just a deus ex machina as opposed to him being literally the most powerful thing in the setting.
So basically take everything OPM did well and just completely miss the point. As opposed to him having to deal with "oh what if I'm actually not the most powerful" it's him dealing with the fact that he's just too powerful and it's boring.

So lets go over Ainz' powers.
He is level 99, cannot be hurt through nonmagic means, can swap his class to a level 80 warrior, can stop time, can kill everything even things immune to death magic.

He's a god awful mary sue self insert who just ponders things that don't matter and will never matter

My best friend that I met in an online game recently messaged me. We haven't talked for years, and I figured she hated me. Seemed like she wanted to be friends again, but hasn't messaged me since that short conversation. Is she waiting for me to initiate? What do I do.


That better not be gayshit, user.

What more can you do besides messaging back?

its not

The thought makes me all sweaty.


Yeah I remember now.

Delete the message and pretend like it never happened. There is more emotional fulfillment in a single page of manga than a lifetime with 3DPD whores.

I just want someone to play video games with. I'm not gonna stop reading my mangas.

Just fuckin message 'er, it's not like she wants your dick or anything, but just fuckin give it a try.

That's pretty gay but now I'm just sad that nostalrius is dead again. I just want to play WoW without all the cata and casualization bullshit (group finder, quest markers, ez content). Why wont you let me play in peace Blizzard? I just can't understand why they don't offer their own legacy servers.

What the fuck are you asking any of us for? It sounds like you already fucking made your decision, just fucking do it already.

Yeah it was a pretty good book

cinnamon isn't sweet

this gave me a solid heh, good job

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Well, sometimes you just want to read about the adventures of an undead amoral god and his clique.

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Sadly I didn't save any pictures, but basically he caused a huge guild drama by giving people pictures of himself and his breast growth. He liked being dominated.
What was fairly unknown before all that was that Brick, our main big tank guy was petpriest's e-boyfriend, and they had this weird internation domination BDSM kinda thing relationship.
The entire guild made fun of petpriest because of her behavior and because he was the only one using smileys in guild chat.
So just as our guild was getting raid-ready and we had enough people getting near level 60, petpriest and brick left the guild because they couldn't handle petpriest being made fun of.
This severely damaged our guild as doing dungeons and raiding was delayed and all in all a lot of people stopped playing because boredom.

I'm pretty sure they gave their account's details away for us to use, but reclaimed it afterwards.

I actually think less of myself as a person for enjoying the utter koreafagging bullshit that is The Gamer.

I DON'T want that in my life. I'm not a gay like you.

You gotta keep shitting up threads?

TALK TO HER YOU AUTIST

go back to Holla Forums you fucking pedos

Or is there only one maisefag who is just extremely dedicated? We will never know because the Holla Forums mods are garbage ass shitfaggots that have no idea how to run a board and refuse to implement IDs. If you fucks aren't going to bring IDs back then at least delete the name field and ban tripfags.

Can someone post that chapter from the light novel about the author's self-insert fucking Asuna? The one that's written more erotically than Fifty Shades of Grey.

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hahahahaha

homo

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Slip of the tongue, user. I don't know what he is anymore. It's a man with boobs.

Alongside breathing, including unnecessary Japanese words in translations is the worst thing weaboos do.

Well done.

Manga is called Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashii
(Its difficult to love an otaku), if anybody was wondering

I don't think Kono Suba counts as an mmo anime. It's more high fantasy haremshit that occasionally implemented mmo logic. I still love it though.

This is nothing like my mongolian shadow puppets

Actually I did had a senpai on a MMO.


It was back on the first days of archeage, she had the cutest british voice I've ever heard.
I had never fell in love with someone's personality before, but this girl was something special; something about her made me crazy.

We met rather funnily, while she raided a ship my guild was escorting, after this event both our guilds entered a feud and I was tasked to slipping between their lines and reporting their activities to my Guildmaster.
It ended up in me betraying my Guildmaster and becoming her right hand on her galleon.

This is the prologue of a little book we made named "The Gravity Bender and The Pirate"

you're the guy I always say "Hey, how's it going?" to as I walk my dog, but you always avoid eye contact and reply with "Good" and then we go our seperate ways

In the back of my mind I'm thinking I could beat you up though

Still my favorite "trapped in an mmo world" show.

Except it's not.

>lol user just get vent/mumble/ts it's so much easier

It uses mmo logics, so who can say it isn't "mmo in real life"
Kazuma gets resurected into that other world with the objective to get back to Japan, so in a roundabout way it can technically be called a "trapped in an mmo world"

I'm pretty sure that's a wig.

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Chin man

i hardly watche animes so my opinion counts.
i was introduced to this show by a friend, and it's not that good. it reminds me of the mediocre hentai doujins i used to fap to in 2010, in that it follows certain principles

etc.

It's a shitty ripoff of .hack

ahem. i meant to say i found it pretty underwhelming. i heard from a friend that the original novel ordered things differently.
anyway, it didn't quite rub off on me and it's very meh.

oh well whatever

I met my wife and my best friend in an MMO.
It was Asheron's Call.

No no, you both simply suck at online games

…Yeah, cinnamon goes well with sweet things, but the spice itself is as far from sweet as savory is. Also why would you say you added cinnamon to a video game potion, unless 'cinnamon' is an actual component to whatever in WoW. What the fuck

I'm guessing for RP reasons

I regret everything

It is good you learn from your mistake. The only good Asian girls are the ones who are pure.

when will people finally learn ?

girls I've met online are either:
or
Not worth bothering with by default and drama queens if you bother with them.

They tend to ruin everything always.

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This man knows what's up.

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2nd page of that Comic isn't far from reality

…Dude, I think you are also gay.

When I was 15 years old, I did ERP with middle-aged women on the first Neverwinter Nights online rp servers
I even had a romantic relationship in the game with one of them, she had a kid IRL
I might have cucked a guy in an online game

What the fuck.
Pics or it didn't happen.

This is the 5th fucking thread in a row I've been in where some faggot has passively admitted he's a giant fucking homo.

Are you from Sweden?

How new are you to this shithole board anyways?

It uses video game logic to explain the fantasy setting, which is far more understandable nowdays with how big games have become compared to the older series where it just used "Its magic don't gotta explain shit"


Your a faggot and that character is a girl

One thing I notice with a lot of them, they are such attention whores that they will throw a fit at the suggestion of another girl joining the guild

It's just a new record is all.

I don't think that was ever his objective to begin with, maybe Aqua's so she can go back to being a goddess, but by the end of the season Kazuma seems pretty complacent with staying in the "mmo" world. Not to mention when he died again Eris offered to reincarnate him back into Japan and he declined and accepted Aqua's resurrection instead.

Read it again. He said he's the one getting sucked off.

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I was so close to getting a slutty shota healer in real life and I lost it.

This is why spies are shit by default. So many of them become double agents that it's ridiculous to expect truth out of them.

Interchangeable scrub DPS apotted

fucking heretic, PLD are for removing faggots and kebabs not being a faggot.

My original Guildmaster was a complete retard tho.
He would constantly add lvl 1 members to feed his zerg, there was one or two clipper crews (around 5 people) active at a time on a guild with over a thousand people

Every MMORPG I've tried, no one would invite me into their party. Sometimes, I'd make it into a guild, but the guild members never seemed to want to help me out.

Just like in real life.

So I tried to play solo. But the further I progressed, the more it was necessary to be a part of a group. Just like in real life, the game world is designed to limit you unless you have the right connections.

I met a girl that played MMOs in Calc 2 and had generally good taste.

The problem? She's happily married, recently had a kid in fact. The last part meaning she has no time to play games anymore anyways.

TEARS


I can only think of that tumblr post, where that weirdo kept inching a baby in a stroller closer and closer to them so they could pretend to be a parent.

That is how it happens in IRL spying too. Too many agents betraying their own.

you do realize that shit started on the chans right faggot

I'm surprised this didn't sound like a horrible idea to you.

Sometimes we have to crash and burn to learn though.

Hello Reddit

Happens to me too bud. Just like a lot of threads where you're invited to share your experiences, often no replies are found other than shitposts. That's life. Single player games are better anyway.

you are so fucking new it hurts

It's just a joke man, there's no reason to ever start your story with >be me

I'm so fucking sick of seeing people start with 'go back to reddit' bullshit for shit that was appropriated by reddit in the goddamn first place

100% of everything that was even remotely worthwhile was made on imageboards and was then adopted by other websites and ran into the goddamn ground

You faggot.

That's called a boyfriend.

You have a boyfriend and he lives with you.

Where can I find more of this supernatural being that makes the nethers flow?

To be fair sometimes it's run into the ground before it ever reaches reddit

You're trying too hard
>>>/reddit/

Take that back, dickfuck. Cinnamon is best mon.

mangahere.co/manga/tomo_chan_wa_onnanoko/

tomo chan wat r u doing

I don't think I've ever seen that ">be me" bullshit from someone on leddit
It's probably so retarded it can't even make the jump to other sites

>Be brazilian
>Hear everyone talking in portuguese

It's the opposite for me. Recruiters always find me and try to invite me to their guild, but i jsut want to play solo.
I always go utility builds that support my solo play, like i usually start by leveling crafter/gatherer classes first, before picking/leveling my main class.
I'm kinda like a hunter gatherer i guess. If one of the main classes has bows and more importantly traps, then I'll instantly go with tht one.

The amount of replies this post got says enough. Y'all just a bunch of special snowflake cunts like tumblr.

i always found it curious what threads are and are not tolerated. we even always have a 'stealth' furry thread every day

I wouldn't mind the Gamer if it didn't suffer from the same identity crisis that Log Horizon does. The parts where he's levelling ul and learning/using new skills are neat and interesting. The "muh abyss" shit isn't.

user, do you seriously think anyone would stay inside, not talk to people, and eschew personal relationships because they like to keep an air of mystery or some shit
If not even being able to talk to people over the internet isn't "crippling", then what is, you dumb nigger?

this happens in MMOs all the time.

Just you wait until they get to the basement and discover the Attack on Titan world is really an MMO.

It's decent as a Thing to base hentai doujins off
Does anyone have that doujin where Asuna is told to raise her skirt or a bunch of muscular looking men will kill all of her friends?

I wish that Log Horizon would just focus on the politics and cute girls instead of action. It's not good as an action show, it was made as a show about politics in a MMO game, and you can see that it was the main focus for the most part, bur they kind of started losing it somewhere.

Seeing how they interact with the world and what society they construct was so incredibly fucking comfy

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It hits 7/10 at times, but the lack of focus really kills it. There are also segments of downtime where fuck all happens in the plot and it feels like a slog to keep watching.

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Am I seeing loss?

No.
Better /r/equest a loss edit of that now.

Do tell, I need a good laugh

mah nigga

Just for you.

The first one is too fast, but the second one is just subtle enough.

You are pretty cool user.

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you don't regret this nearly as much as you should

Better latency or mostly polite people
It is a hard choice but one that has to be made user.

Well done

What if i already have.

What if my mmo experiences are so great and expansive that at this point i might as well be the MC from overlord.

What if after acheiving greatness, leading huge groups of players to victory and having a legion of waifu fangirls, i still feel empty inside and search forever more for the same experience. What then.

Anyone have that screen cap?

learn2makeup

i want one where the protagonists are deformed or otherwise silly-looking, always getting into conflicts with edgelords and tryhards

You and I user…we are the same

Try Log Horizon.

I used to have those night too. Too bad those days are over.

Sauce for OP?
Google gives jack shit.

Answered twice in the thread already.

… That's a reverse trap user.

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I can't emphasize this enough:
american-asian women are some of the most grotesque and degenerate human beings on this planet, unless you catch these women the second they hop off the boat, you'd be better off getting into a relationship from a crack whore

t. dated one and know dozens of them

adorable as fuck

Okay, here it goes
200 gb of hosted vanilla porn
And that's where I learned that there are no girls in the Internet, only guys and "guys".

I haven't even read this story yet, but I know you deserved it.

Wow, what a shock, I was right and you did deserve it.
I made a mistake with an Asian girl too, but at least I wasn't dumb enough to have feelings for the bitch.

That is implying he let another man suck him off. that is still gay user.

Good for you

I like it but it just isn't sweet, go try some

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Stop breathing you disgusting piece of shit normalfag.

Shut the fuck up EOP.

I've never seen that abbreviation either. 2v1 faggot

SHE WANTS THE D YOU DENSE PRICK

???
I said I wanted it to decide on what it wants to be, you illiterate faggot, not that I wanted it to be moe shit. I could bear the moe if it was occasional and brief, but there are some episodes that are full "Shiroe fucks everyone up", some that are "muh politics", and some that are harem romance trash.

/a/ pls go

y'know you could just have the same thing but… not a trap

Duuuude post those fucking tits, I know you saved them you stupid faggot.

Wasn't dot hack good? It did it first, too.

Oh thats what happened. I was chatting up the tranny because I'm into damaged goods and suddenly it stops talking to me, posts them tittays on the board and leaves with some brick dude shortly after. Anybody got the tit pics and/or more?

Found it

yfw I play an older experienced healer that dominates the younger rest of the party as my assets.

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you are my man. I could never talk to random people online.

I never felt more uncomfortable in my life. I just wanted someone to talk to while we went out questing, not someone who wanted to ARRRRRRRR-PEE as a submissive faggot.

Sex corrupts everything.

I know that feel well.

I grew up playing co-op, so my brothers and I will occasionally hit a zen wavelength and perfectly wombo combo a challenge none of us had ever seen before with the kind of perfect teamwork and precision you'd expect out of a hive mind. It's an amazing feeling. Never gotten it with a stranger.

Fuck.


I like playing healer/buffer too, but I've got a couple IRL friends to play with so it's not so bad.

Try tabletop games instead. Co-op is hand in glove with it.

I'd love to get back into tabletop games, but my friend and I can never find enough people for a group, plus someone who could DM (I tried it once and it was awful). Also I'm worried that my original group fucked up my ability to roleplay well.

I know how this can happen, but I'm curious about your specific case. What happened?

record of agarest war and war zero.
checkmate faggot

dubs and source …. thanks user

It's not like anything serious happened. They liked to minmax and planning out their character builds in advance. They metagamed on occasion, but not too much. This rubbed off a bit on me, so I feel the need to make more combat-focused characters rather than ones that would be fun to roleplay. At least it felt that way when I played with another group for a while.

The biggest problem I had with them was that every new campaign we'd organize after the first one would only last a couple sessions before everyone else got bored of it. No closure or anything; they'd just quit cold turkey without telling me. Happened at least 6 times. Hell, that other group pulled the same shit too. I was really getting into the last one each group played too.

What was your friend's name in Gw1?

I fucking love .hack anime/games

what's it like living with gigafaggotry?

you fags disgust me

I'm in the same boat right now in terms of party tone expectation. The group was joined by a That Guy of That Guys, who ended up being the carpool of the group altogether, so we couldn't kick him out. Ended up just being a murderhobo party filled with nothing but first timers and me, who ended up teaching them how to play.

I may or may not also be capable of PunPun-tier builds due to getting into the game years before I could actually play it and subsisting on theorycrafting, and possibly even when trying to tone my shit way down inflated the powerscale of the game to comedic levels. The DM just let it ride and eventually the game ended at level 17 when he couldn't figure out anything that could challenge us.

We just had another player try to DM for once, and it was a disaster. So now I and the DM, who has experience comparable to mine, are looking elsewhere to play.

I'd really love to know exactly why people hate SOA. Best thing I can think of is because its normalfag popular, and people here hate that shit.

It's generic, boring, and not even internally consistent. It also goes full retard halfway through.

This video does a pretty good job of hitting the major notes.

Because it's fucking terrible you retard.

I minmaxed my current character singlemindedly, to the point where he can arm wrestle a tarrasque, but he has 7 INT. Entire group loves him because of the way I roleplay him, and I'm enjoying it myself. Character flaws make the game fun.
They didn't like it when I played a character incapable of understanding or speaking any language though, so don't go overboard.

But thats just the thing. I think people hate it because there are people out there who thinks its Shakespeare when its obviously not.

If it never had recieved any attention I think more people here would've given it a pass, perhaps even liked it.

The thing is, it had some neat ideas, it had a standard harem, it had a love story as light novels do, the second season I think pissed off people more. But I enjoyed the Gun Gale Online arc, since it tied into the first arc.

It's not the second coming of christ and its not blowing .hack out of the water, but I think it had some good ideas and was fun. But some people just don't like it when something becomes too praised or too popular.

Pretty much. Anything becoming too popular for the wrong reason automatically garners backlash.

Undertale is a great example.


My current dragon, who is designed to be relaxing to play after the statistics clusterfuck that was our last game, currently only communicates in tongueflick, yawn, and hiss. None have caught on yet that I'm actually Int 12 and just don't give a fuck.

What's the most ridiculous build you've ever made?

Too late now brick

Holy shit, I am glad I left when I did. I feel glad I missed all that

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There are people on this board right now that will think homosexuals are perfectly normal people after seeing this post

This is why nobody trusts or likes faggots.

That is not the only reason, but mental illness is a good one

This is only my 4th character, so I'm afraid the 42 STR snake person that can transform into a Large version of himself with 48 STR and 6 DR at level 15 is the most ridiculous. I don't really think up builds when I don't need one.
The one that couldn't speak was a drider but that scenario only lasted 3 levels before the group got fed up with the story, and the other two were generic. Our group's entirely made up of newfags including me, so we're only recently starting to get any interesting stuff character wise.

I can't believe i actually waited for a good thread to pop up instead of playing videogames today.

48 in a stat isn't bad for an early attempt at all.

My previous game ended when I pulled out my ultimate trump card to wipe out a demilich. I broke the speed of light while incorporeal and dropped an adamantine dagger into the material plane on him, which hit the atmosphere at something like 1.3 c. The resulting explosion incinerated his entire demiplane and dealt several billion d6 in damage when the force was calculated.

Dot hack was very meh, and pretty shallow. It didn't do anything interesting aside from create the swarm of "trapped in gaem" light novels and manga that we see today. I dropped it due to the blandness.

The realisation that SOA occurred was when I watches the first episode, and the villain floated in the middle of the plaza spouting exposition for five minutes. It did nothing interesting with the premise, and had effective power level bullshit. The second and third series fixed none of the problems that it had, and honestly, Gun Gale was the biggest waste of potential I've seen in a long time. The series deserves to be remembered as mediocre, because it's mediocre and would be so regardless of whether it had a large following or not.

*that SAO was shit

Don't write paragraphs on a phone, kids.

Except this is gross and just killed my boner.

That second pic is literally more manly and disgusting than the trap in the post you're replying to.

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.hack//signs was really good.
When I first watched it I thought it was going to be an anime adaption of nethack. I was disappointed but it was okay.

PvE retards need to fantasize about dominating somebody when they're otherwise at the bottom of the food chain.

Remember, no matter how many times you raid, how hard you such the guild master's dick for loot, and how lucky with your drops you get, I can still kill you without any items equipped. That is true power.

Like I would want to experience some goddamn knife ear fucking bitch acting like I'd be friends with such a lowly disgusting species.

Who is this semen demen?

Pretty sure it's a character from the second Little Witch Academia OVA.

How do you turn into one? Is it like a virus or something?


That's Megumin. Look at the file name

because its fucking horrible
there are no likeable characters in the whole show

So WoW without WoW?

Reminds me of one time years ago in Planetside when I stumbled upon some Japanese guy. I don't remember the details, but I think it went something like this: I was playing solo and just walked up to his Enforcer, noticing he was alone, got on the gunners seat and we just kinda started wrecking shit with all sorts of two man vehicles.

He didn't speak much English, but he really didn't have to, I would just get on what ever vehicle he had and we would go out on a two man rampage through the battlefield. Then my free trial ended (underage at the time, no credit card) and I never saw the guy again. We never really spoke, but we still worked well together and for some reason I still remember his name even though I only knew him for a very short time many years ago.

Voice chat has ruined MP gaming for me. I also remember when people actually talked with text and that was OK. Now to play most MP games you've got to join fecking TeamSpeak etc and listen to and talk to normalfags. Most of the time they don't even talk about the game. You try to immerse yourself in the game but all you can hear is a bunch of shouting normalfags "bantering" and talking about irrelevant normalfag shit. Also nobody wants to hear an autist with social anxiety speak and I don't want them to hear either.

I pretty much only play SP games now.

;_;