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Congratulations

Omedeto

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Lenko?
Me?

Best pokegirl is Kris

...

Mei*

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Repost


The bookworm thing for example.

If you do genocide they start quoting a book I really loved in the fight against the Royal Guards, Kitchen. It's a bit obscure so I was... surprised.

But there's also pretty heavy proof in that post that they really loved their family. Especially Asriel.


I specifically said it's not proof.

Yes I know you're joking, but I felt I should clarify.

isn't she 13

You went way harder than I expected on this, gj

Kris is best shut up

Fucking pedophile

"The Rock-Loving Honors Student"


yeah she's like 13

SO IS KRIS, YOU FUCKING PEDO.

[11:45PM] SaiyanLift: get rid of that ban
you cuck
[11:45PM] Bebop the great: >is banned
??

lol

mfw

it was just a prank bro

lenko 2016

This is not confirmed

LOL

I support you 100% tbh honest

I feel this should be a point against me, not in my favor.

But I did like the game.

I MEANT KRIS IS LIKE THE SAME AGE.
YOU CAN'T CALL ME A PEDO WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SAME AGE BRACKET.

Wait. Why is Lenko even banned?

he threatened to dox and kill luka.

LOL

i've never even heard of this board before
how the fuck do you have over a million posts
you're not even in the top 25

[11:45PM] SaiyanLift: >becomes admin
??


IRL threats on Luka lmao

We're a pretty tight-knit community

It really is tbh

EVERY POKEMON PROTAGONIST IS

BUT SHE WASN'T EXPLICITLY UNDERAGE

We are dedicated. Hello and welcome

Slow and steady shitposting wins the race.

Nobody likes Luka, though.

P E D O AS FUCK
E
D
O
AS FUCK

Kris' hair is amazing tho

rules are rules
and if you wanna run the place, you should be able to separate emotions from logic

right, burrito commander bebo?

Top 25!

Hey, you asked for this. You opened the flood gates of autism, I am the water, I have no choice but to flow.

W E L C O M E T O Y O U

Yeah but I didn't expect it!

Test should crossplay as a fem chara

Yeah, but no one gave a shit about Sci's constant bans because it was Sci.

Except bebo

until he posted cp that is

tbh I've always preferred women older than me.

I have started drinking, this may be a contributing factor.


HELL NAW

WHATS IN THE BOX

Go to AX as a female Chara. :^ )

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happy days

ITS SHIT

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX

What's a "champion shard"?

...

lets you unlock a champion with champion essence.

I promise you won't end up molested.


o

we had another board where we had over half a million posts and then we came to this one


[11:53PM] : post this in thread for me
to ian


i think people don't understand that i hold the ability to do just that
i've done it for years to many friends over the years and every single one of them has known it was me, most begged but some knew it would do no good


should probably explain to him the whole chest thing overall

I know. Sicko.

SAME LOL

I feel like that dragon was just spawned in for the sake of the joke.

Well, I would have guess that, considering in no world would I pass as a girl.

Or want to.

i do the same and have only been with older yet you guys still call me a pedo daily
i think it's why i've grown to start feeling insane

Who was this harebrained shitstain?

you're probably right


k

ok so
when you party up with friends you can get hextech keys
when you get S's in games you can get chests

1 key opens one chest
you can get skin shards or champ shards or ward shards

you can then disenchant unwanted shards for essence

with essence you can perm unlock the champion/skin

also you can just buy keys and chests too.
lexi spent over $200 to get this hextech only skin.

Crib robber.


I say this all in jest but would feel kind of terrible yet proud if you did it and ended up getting hit on at AX by whoever.


I kind of wonder if the people you say you've been with were like your current "relationship" with any "girl" where it's entirely unreciprocated.

That is incredibly depressing.

...

LOLWHAT

Lenko
for some reason his name isn't showing up in pms anymore


kek


like i said earlier, i'm not in one and haven't been for 2years

This kills the poro

god damn she is cute

you don't get a whole key in one drop btw
you need 3 of them to form a key

yeah this

I would have fun with that for a day.

Guess I'm just not shameless enough to grow my hair out and nair my legs like a peerless faggot, though.

...

obby

she
REALLY wanted it

Now I kind of wonder how many hours total people here have wasting playing for just League skins.

the chest thing came out super recently

you can actually calculate appx how much value in skins you have with elophant

Come to think of it, how many hours total Luka has logged in LoL and is still terrible.

i remember when she said she wanted it. super hype when she got it too. good skin
then asked what skin i've been wanting, didn't take the hint cuz dumb


the chest/free skins thing is only like 2months old
imagine how much money has been invested into them though

Getting essence to get skins and champions is relatively new.

It used to be that you would only be able to buy them. So people really do just play stupid amounts for shits and giggles.

...

Yeah, man. CS:GO skins are "investments" like TF2 hats and League skins.

Depressing.

FUCK

To be fair, people DO sell TF2 hats for real money.

Somehow.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

Yeah, like HOWAR. Still sad.

Knew I had that image somewhere.
Also woke up before 10 am, this is odd.

rekt

well i mean with tf2/csgo/dota2 you can actually buy/sell/trade skins and get a profit if you're smart(or just lucky)

league skins however you cannot do anything with.

...

...

what with betting skins on pro matches, being a jew in trades(or scamming, totally never done this btw ;^), or gambling them
you can actually turn decent profits

But it's only ever Steam money that can be used for more games.
That's not really "money", just basically a gift card.

League is p much the only online game I play
so that amount of time makes sense, over 3 years or so

These are the same thing.

actually no the way a lot of people turn items into real cash is by selling them to people via paypal or the smart way(bitcoin ;^)

oh and KEYS
doesn't matter if the damn things are for any of the 3 games, they're all worth the same and man is that a really easy way to turn a profit if you have a little spare time and jew in you
don't get me started on how to actually do any of it though, there's so many ways and i've done it all too many times.

for some reason i thought that said "knock me up"

idkkkk I like like 2-4 of the league skins the rest are eeee

I would knock her up

i said betting because it's more specific really. people actually have online casinos for this shit though so the actual games are there


are there any LoL girls you wouldn't?

Yeah, because playing games for weeks just to get $100 seems like it's way more profitable than just getting a job.

What are your recommendeds?

yordles

Rek'Sai

sivir
annie
ilaoi
caitlyn
vi
etc

I WOULD PET'SAI

I WOULD PET'SAI SO HARD

Why tho

no interest

...

I would dick kalista if the ectoplasm was warm

probably not soraka

probably

...

...

Oh damn, I'm just pressing buttons at this point

I was going to say something like "but if they came onto you would you really turn them down?"

ehhhhhhhhh

ashe is out of the question too

sej I would dick

leona I would dick extra hard

morg and ahri probs not

janna is a no too

i started with penny skins like a poor goy and took some advice from /vg/
soon enough i was making 100s everyday from that shit and teaching /vg/ how to get better at telling which team was going to win(then i realized i could get more money if i lied to them and got them to bet against me EVERY TIME)
my last big win was the last real time i cared about betting, got a load of people on /vg/ and reddit to go against me3k profit from a single match, ~8k in 6months
mind you i did all of this in my "spare time", spent a large part of my day learning to code and playing csgo to git gud


really?


oh.. right...

I'm gonna go to bed before anyone asks me about Kindred

gnight

youtube.com/watch?v=7Uq9ORLaaos

botterswot meowkai starlux academyahri frocrojanna dargontamer trist cottonfizz

bakerymrogana only has good splash

poolpray would be good if they did not butcher pix

Are you drunk

Night night.

k

;_; i regret buying the skin tbh

nnnn not since a while

Just retarded.

Why you typing so stupid then

stop acting new
that's just how neru is

We can change him

We can make him better

I have a crush on academy ahri.

We have the technology.

for it was I, dio all along

I don't know about six million, but I can totally spare six bucks for the cause.

nice stale meme shitter

...

nerd

I'd give like six belly button lints.
Even then it feels like a waste.

WELL I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SLOW

Cheapskate.

meme with the best, or die with the rest

I'd a Soraka.

...

Wait so who is admin now?

pistol i want is 1200
silencer i want on it is 700
at least i already have tons of ammo for it.. ;-;

still need a good reason to NEED a silencer though.. saying that i'll be shooting at the range a lot isn't good enough reason. for my rifle i can say for hunting but for a pistol.. hmmmm

SCOOOOOOTS?

THE WAR GOES ON

youtube.com/watch?v=VtjTdQAgnJ0

Its probably a faggot.

rifk

GLIDING OVER ALL

Kill the hun

yo who is your favorite nge?

Asuka, best at war

rifk

Second children best children.


youtube.com/watch?v=YACQDbvOURI

RIFK FORVERE WAR
WARGOD
TIME FOR WORK
BYE ALL

Later

Oh hi guys

...

Holy shit, I leave for an hour and it dies, what are you guys doing?

Oh, apparently I did make the one post half an hour ago in between my wanderings about.

My point stands, it's so dead

Waiting for you, testing.

What can I even do to save this?

Do drunk stuff.

need more eu at night

does anyone want to play?

anyone? no one? alright

I already told someone I'm going to bed.

It's too late for me. Go on without me.

who is saying what

you fucking faggot

Honoka is messaging Kotori.

I have no idea who any of those are

like is the blue bubble or the white bubble your phone

White is theirs.

...

Goodnight

bye felisha

WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!!

fuck off and die slut

CANT WAKE UP

...

...

Drinking this early in the morning?

Friends
how many of us have them
friends
ones we can depend on
friends

oops didnt mean to spoil

...

that's a good one
how are you dooing toda sd

Thought it fit that "friends" theme.
Woke up pretty early and then decided to nap the whole morning because there was nothing to do.
Pretty good though, gym in a few hours again.
You?

hi

Well I found out I have to cancel on my double date with 2 chicks and my nigga Manny but I have to work Sunday which will mean 14 days of straight work
Nigga that's like 2 weeks
Might aswell let loose a bit since my aunt came over and took my grandma out for mother's day and everyone got shitfaced
Left me half a bottle of tequila and a huge mess to clean up

Honestly cleaning up isn't that bad if I blast some weeb shit then even make breakfast for them when they're hungover while I'm drunk af

DU NUHNUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUUH
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*


Was hoping to do some napping myself this morning eheheh

you go to the gym quite a bit ahaha but its good you stay in shape and I would imagine thats only expected of a militarysmen
Any plans for later?

Hello.


No Bardo, not those Friends(tm)
Why didn't you do napping?
It's a good hobby to keep myself busy nowadays, eh probs just going to continue Dark Souls 3

im sorry i have nothing to talk about but i wanted to say hi to you

Might as well. Wait when was mother's day?

Ah, alright.

Like 5 days ago

But like my grandma has been getting taken out almost everyday for mothers day this whole week

;~; i want attention though

Hail Satan

I don't think there's that much attention here during these hours.

I only want your attention

too much noise so i decided to play gran turismo

Mordin give me your Youmus

i'lll give you qa youmu

which 2hu would u fug

That's pretty odd.


Flashbacks from childhood.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZwUJbMTIljw

i swear im going to stomp this dog's head to mush

Why is it odd? I like you

I only feel like people want other's attention when there's multiple people around, call it a contest or something.

Suwako tbh
or youmu of course

wbu

Always loved me the earlier games and their soundtracks
especiallly 3
that smooth jazz vibe
mmmm
oh babe

I don't want attention from those losers

I want Yama sensei to punish me and a threesome with remi and flan

i would
ANNIHALATE FLANDRe

Racing games got way too good soundtracks.
Oh yeah, I forgot to link you this.
youtube.com/watch?v=IZwJK4NyguM


Not even Erio?

Desu do you like my sweater?

I want to fug her until she fuckin DIES on my DICK

No, I like Erio... anyway I have to go to school now Have a good day, bye-bye

I thought so, have a good one BC.

Some dude shot 2 cops this morning so now there's a manhunt on my side of town and I'm probably going to be patted down on my walk to work lol

nice desu ne I

That is pretty clubby :p Definately my playlist

Thanks :3


I also want to literally murder her with my COCK

I'd take the scenic route to work
if you know what I'm saying ; ) ;) ;)

HOMICIDE
BY
DICK

Desu pls response

Also Elma remember that shirt?
I wore it yesterday and was like whoa

No problemo, not sure if you heard this one the last few times I linked this in the thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=-wOUbN0-COE

People West of CMC should shelter in place

People trying to drive or walk will be stopped and checked as seen in these photos.

The shootings happened first at Second and Ferry, then a second shooting was in the area of Putnam and Dubuque.

VERY heavy police activity in the area of Valley West Way / Bartlett St.


There's honestly no way around it, man. The fucking helicopter woke me up ;~;


Was it stained??

FUCK WRONG VIDEO

Literally a street down from my old apartment building lol

That's pretty hefty shit nigga
When I lived in Omaha nebraska we had a mall shooting a few years back that was pretty big news but idk
thats the closest I've been to some murders


For sharing these I will share with you my favoriitest song of all time
in webm because the video is part of the experience :3

Oh, this kind of shit happens every couple weeks.

Usually no manhunts though.

Watched that already a few times when you've posted it before.

where are you at lmao chicago


where do you store all your music you reccomend
do you have playlists

Manchester

Nah just remembered about it
Its kinda been a while ya know?

Well, I don't have any playlists.
Just one hell of a long .txt file with songs and artists, only using that if I ever can't remember something.

Yeah, that was what, like almost a year ago now?

Like 2 tbh

Well, well, well~

Come sleep over then, baka.

.///.

When I hear that I think britland
you're still usa right not proxyfag?


AAAAH WHAT IF YOU LOSE IT?

I have 3 copies of it in different drives, same thing with my folders.

Now that's how it's done
how long have you been making this list for

About 2 years now, it's also my backlog list for things to watch.

After much consideration, I decided to go with the black "Make America Great Again" hat.

You're the only I'd let in my house .//.

In my room. In my bed~


I live in NEW England. Manchester, NH.

It sounds like it's over now though. I was just getting worried I'd get tackled and searched at gunpoint while simply going to work lol


I was thinking of getting the Strip Club Veteran hat that 2chainz makes ;3

only poster*

I never
like in a million years would have thought you fron New enggland Lol
especially NH
do you enjoy it so far norrth?

I mean it's been public knowledge for years now, but I suppose that's neither here nor there.

It's shit in the winter, shittier in the humid summer and it's littered with heroin needles.

Fall is the best season here tbh ;3 Such orange, much wow.

Noice. My imouto might be hooking me up with a snake-tank for muh babiessssssss

Unintentional onomatopoeia there.

Yeha I'm 18+
let me see ya tiddy

Just one?

someone wake me up

...

THERE;;S MORE THAN ONE?


can't wake you up

anti-meme

They're small so maybe they count as one?

Ky.

Ketchup, Yes

funny little world

Catsup

You ever watch Cat Soup?

Don't believe I have

It's a weird one^^

Tha name gives that impression. Soup cat.

...

Sabs.

I love you.

Read muh mind.
Boring read, I know.

They really should do a john cena version

♥


Not at all. It was rich with detail and mystery.

Mystery you say? My interest is piquet.

i wanted to buy like 3 cases of faygo for like 35 bucks and look at these niggers
what the fuck are they on

Savage

WOOP WOOP HOMIE
WHOOPP WHOOP HAHA

Grap dran

how do they work?

Magnets

...

Do you?

Yes

pfff no..


lol frag

Allegedly.

Sexuality and gender norms are facetious capitalistic social constructs

This is why I sexually identify as an ME-262, prince of turbojets.
youtube.com/watch?v=SMG1WCVff0I

you are what you eat

I don't remember eating a Fucking legend

The church disagrees, pagan scum


I am a pussy

...

lol noice

Yo I'm just sayin I got what you need homie

a life?

but It don't come cheap

it has a price?

Everything's got a price babe oh yeah
He who has the gold makes the rules

But I don't like gold.

I want to fuck sabs irl while trying not to fracture her hip and still try to get her to drink Glucerna

I'd ride saab pretty hard

Don't sully Sabs pls.

Kinda wanna take saab out into the countryside and cover "her" in mud as I throttle hard.

Me neither but a man's got to get by

Them texas girls are wild

I like them foreign models.

True true
moe money moe problem

Texas has better food than the rest of the world.

so are them Texas boys
if you know what I mean

Tokai why don't you let me hug you?

Them boi burritos ;)

Big angry rednecks.

What part of Don't talk to me you spic trash didn't you get?
I guess everything,
build the wall.

He's from Guatemala, he goes around walls

I guess those new torture tactics will be amazing then.

I'm none of those things shuddup


oh baby

I don't think you're even from texas.

I'm from texas.

I lived the majority of my childhood there
I will always consider myself Texan

Texas

Tex as

Te X as

The X ass

the x files

I want to habeeb

Hi morbledeen

What part? I lived in Tomball for 16 years.

Kinda thinking about buying this 4W focusable blue laser lol

I think I'm a villain now :/

...

Did you ever see death parade? If so, is it as good as the death billiards OVA?

Need sharks too

Tyler
near the center almost

Can't say I have heard of there but I wasnt getting out and about when I was just a youngn :p

Wow you really dont like me

Get a job at least

I've never heard of it but I bet my sisters seen this.

facebook.com/ComedyCentral/videos/10154110466854030/

what is this negro trash on my feed.

Am I being fooled into thinking this is popular in America or is there a different story.

Nobody enjoys this man

myanimelist.net/anime/14353/Death_Billiards

The OVA is pretty good but I wonder if making a TV series to follow up on it would keep the same quality or if it just sort of drops off.

I'm getting snakes, does that count?

It was about 40 minutes outside of Houston and 2 hours away from Galveston.


It would probably be good.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAW

HOWDY PARDNER


those are illegal
and eat up batteries
just get a 2mw green one

I'm not a fan of that guy, the man they had before was better

Only if you attach said lasers to snaek head

oh my
we may have been under 200 miles away from each other at one poiint
t-that's really hot .//.

I just had my wisdom teeth pulled had much salt do I need for a saltwater rinse

Rip john Stewart

...

NO I MUST HAVE THE BEST SHIT

WHAT'S

IN

THE


BOX

1 or two teaspoons per glass.

obv.

dildos

Samus? Curry? Lexi?

Rest in pepperonis

ur a dildo

Phew, like I don't like raging on comedy stuff but this was so much garbage.

Ever watched se7en

I don't think I have those

Been waiting a week for this shiznit


nop


teaspoons?
So use tablespoons instead

it should be tablespoons anyway

...

JUST Abuse those painkillers.

Probably I spent a lot of time in Galveston because most of my friends live there.

no wonder they like me lol
a new better knife? KM2000???

m-maybe it's the bae HK USP Tactical or MK23

Exodia the Forbidden One

ever go down to the gulf ?

Kek, pieces of the puzzle

It's probably not like in that movie, grim isn't married.

1st thing!
A morph-ball stress ball.
It's foam, but it's a damn morphball. More for display than use.


4inch blade is max legal in nyc


god damnit bebo

One tablespoon?
That's a lot of salt dude.
Maybe half of one


I'm not in pain but I will enjoy the small high

I'm pretty sure that is the gulf.

...

Second thing!
Some random shirt I got from the grab-bag.
I don't know what design it is.
But I got it for $5.


fuck it
just get the beefiest one

wut


aiite

I got to go down there for vacation with my family one time and we swam in the ocean
its scary looking out
I could see some lights and it looks liked land faaar out in the distance but the feeling of openneness and vastness was overpowering

Also the water was super salty and the sand was everywhere

I've only got like 2 left and I've gone thru like 2 bottles.

It's the conclusion of the movie, if I told you then you'd be spoiled.

3rd thing! The shirt I actually ordered. Very poetic design. The Dragon.

Kinda an ugly shirt

cuck state tbh

kinda spend 1.2k on a pistol then 700 for a suppressor 200 for the knife too
gonna be tactical af but never use them

...

and they threw in a free zebes print


really? I think it looks casual and fine

That's what I'm sayin'!

450nM is best blue tho hnngh. It looks like a fuckin' lightsaber dude.

I'm not ready to drop 450 on villain stuff yet though.

Being Britains is suffering.
Tea drinking to avoid entropy.
Make contract?
Wanker.

I go through like 30$ on energy drinks a week what a time to be alive

cute

they gave me a small amount I wish I had more.


I'm not a fan of graphic tees like that. Looks cheesy.

SO I JUST BOUGHT A HONDA CIVIC

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

445nM

wtf

I wanna change my answer
I think my fave 2hu to sex would be wriggle

haha
okay mom

I like the energy

it's too late your answer is set
in
stONE

What size is it!

Is it standard?
Is it V-TEC?
Are you gonna put a fart-can on the exhaust?
Does it have a spoiler?
Do you feel like a spic yet?

I love you

Its like a 5/10 beach the on I live at now is much better.

Did you just get so drunk you bought a fucking car?

A '99 Honda Civic for 1300
160k miles
Pretty clean

lol he's so excited, so cute

I pretty much dropped $450 on heroine stuff


L cuz I'm a fatty

nicee

You want change world?
Egg foo yung
Damn ghosts
Centipedes?

you live by a beach?
I guess that figures
water is a big part of your life huh

o

doesnt it make you heart explode?

they tell you not to drink more than 3 every like 4hours
i've had 9 within 2 hours and was fine

I have one when I wake up then one mid day so its not too bad but I drank 3 in a row once and died so never again

I've quit caffeine, sugar, nicotine and life.
Winning

My dealer friend is like that
mad fiend on the e drinks

at the time i was also chugging down tea like it was nothing and running/biking around everywhere around town. had to take a piss all the time but man i felt ALIVE
quit drinking them awhile ago though

o o o

I used to drink everyday but when they raised awareness about how bad that stuff was I couldn't have it anymore.


Not for your blood pressure


Please don't do that

SHOORIMA

how have your irelia exploits been?

I was playing ranked last night, nearly got to my promos for G3

G498 LP
then lost one
ended the day at 2somethingAM

P-Pls no bully

Also it has a spoiler
But I wanna take it off so no one will make fun of me
I feel full on spic now
Doushio?


No you fucking slutty drunk
My family let me borrow some money to buy a car and ill bay them back little by little just so I can have my own
I just need a new vehicle at this point


It has a spoiler tho and i am gonna feel like a doucvhe driving around with it
Might take it off

I live in Newport beach which is also pretty close to long beach.

Its neat

see
my health is still as good as ever. i kinda started to drink them a lot more around the time people were actually dying because of them. oops.

Drive me around in it with the spoiler on and blast eurobeat when I come to AX

:D

links

I hope you are joking

I'm not a slutty drunk. I'm not a slutty anything.

Weren't you cybering desu and subtle on skype at the same time that night?

You said that your life has been grey without me in it though.

If playing dota while being so drunk I can barely talk and then being kicked because I was feeding horribly is how they cyber, then I am at a loss for words.

I think murder joined the call towards the end too.

Yeah I know, that was on purpose.

Are you asking me?
I haven't played much Irelia lately, maybe today
I played a lot of AD Kennen games yesterday
I found that the worst matchups so far are Vladimir > Swain > Riven > Garen
Everyone else was pretty ok

AHAHAH NERD

LOL
is his voice still scratchy and whiny

Grim bought a PokeBall

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You're a northerner too?

Murders? I don't quite recall, but probably.

It's not /that/ bad

y-yes master

I am not

It was a joke cause like you got ur figs and I am apparently a laser enthusiast lol

For what purpose ?

No thats in the bottom of california

Apparently it's mostly dangerous for -18, but for adults you gotta be careful for that diabetes, insomnia and anxiety. I dont wanna be all oh you shouldn't drink it but take it easy.


I like these switches

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you elma

figs are delicious

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I like you

I know o:


you should try maokai
he's pretty beefy

figures*

b-baka

figures are good too

can't have business without figures

they US have a law where you can only be allowed to utilize so much of the air around you, so thin people breathe, fat people fit. it gets so bad that at night, when their bodies are most spread and fattened, they can get in a legal bind whereto stya within they law, they get court ordered to breathe as little as humanly possible when they're at their largest, and it has almost killed people. they call it a sleep apnea

Then are you black or white?

The shit I buy from F4F can't even be called figs anymore, they're massive and are STATUES


/holds

no one cares

How ever did you find your way to cali?

Me too

actually not


Wheres the cute emoji

I cant deal with this

It's ok I like you enough for 2 people but not 3

AS A thin united states citizen I dont think this is true

💊

I suppose.
I have too many champions I want to buy but accumulating IP takes too long
I got the Battlecast Vel Koz in a box yesterday so buying him is looking attractive
I also want another not-mana champion because playing Kennen and not having to worry about that shit has been fantastic

so i've been thinking of a reason why i NEED a silencer for my ar and soon to be pistol(s)
thinking for the ar i can just say i need one for hunting but i doubt they'd agree with that on a pistol
saying i want it for fun or to not be a dick at the range aren't good enough reasons
kill me

My laser will be able to melt your statues ;3c

anyway, gonna walk to work and try not to get shot. toodles^^

But why do you drink so many?

Job

First one is to wake up, second is because they're yummy

no one cares

battlecast is a pretty crap skin
imo arclight way better


be safe

Americans are fucking disgusting.

maybe i should just go get my firearms license and be a gun dealer. don't have to pay that much extra for having it, can earn a pretty penny on the side, and use whatever guns i want as long as get cleared for it
all i need to do is get someone to buy a single gun from me every year and i'm good lol. what if i just fbi man and sell guns on the side.


you did enough to respond

buy me one of those pokeballs too

fuck you

Step it up, son.

suck my dick

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Oh then its okai, being loved is good

okay :3

sorry to ruin your dreams but im pure ;^)

Buy me vel koz and that skin then

Pure garbage

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I said like not love !

There goes my ruse

I actually do love you but im too shy to say it

tbh you should see the progress, you still can't tell a whole lot on my arms but the rest of my body is looking great. i should cut some more things from my diet and stop eating shit 2times a month

Doesn't desu have a. Camp voice

I want to set up camp inside desu.

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Yeah he sounds pretty fucking gay but its like his best quality.

you write too much

But you just said it

bebop likes guns

!

FUCK OFF IT'S NOT GAY

s-shut up !!!!!

not much of a reader, are you


lol

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tfw in hospital

eugh

No i'm pretty sure it sounds extremely gay.

Scarlet gonna die

pulling triggers and buying guns and stuff like that huh
:3
guns guns guns all you can think of~

what cha over dose on

I wish I had guns

haaah you said it you said it!


what happend dude

Just horrible tonsillitis

Not as gay as yours

You want guns?
I got what you need

Thanks babe, you're a life saver


I only read stuff that interests me

*kisses*

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ive actually never bought a gun in my life lol. just inherited some, been given some as gifts and done trades.


o-oh

gimme

I have a gun right here

You might want to get a smaller dildo.

I want to take a razor and do a DIY tonsillectomy

I get this shit so many times a year

I fucking hate been waiting to get discharged for like 30 minutes

"Oh well all we can do is give ya more antibiotics and pain meds"

Can't they inject my tonsils with some anti-swelling thing or a pain killer, or drain the fluid?

FUCK

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-snuggles tight-

*hugs*


why guns?

but they are scared to die.

I don't even sound a little gay.

Yes you do

white.

If you remove them now you'll most likely get terrible chest infections instead. Potentially pneumonia

ow.. -hugs you tightly-
I really hate reading bebop's posts because i'm an introvert and he talks too much

It don't come cheap

Everything sounds gay to you because you're so fucking gay.

thats a very good choice

So what? At least then I'll be able to fucking swallow without intense pain. It feels like I'm swallowing broken glass, its so fucking painful.

I get this shit like 6 times a fucking year

hahaha
sure faagyggy

Ice cream.

o-ooh


Thats no gun, thats illegal!


whats it cost?

So my friend called earlier and he wants me to go out drinking with them but I'm not sure I really wanna. Do I go anyway just to be a good sport?

I didn't give it to you. I'm clean.

It doesn't cost much
JUST YOUR VOICE

Same, get the fuck over it

You haven't heard my voice before though.

I mean you'll probably have fun if you go but I feel like you're not a very good drunk.

:( !

y-yea >_

What the heck?! I am a GREAT drunk! Soto told me I should get drunk more often.

unfair

there there, blood-chan, everything will be alright


when both parties just want to trade guns and obviously are wealthy you get to thinking the other is going to rob you
not much crime happens here but you can never be too careful
i've gotten a few "military only" magazines from guys in the past purely because i think they felt scared to be in the situation

You're a bad drunk

8) !

Probably to take advantage of you.

I've given you the chance a few times.

...

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tell him to talk about stuff you like
:)


use your confidence of knowing they dont want to die to make yourself feel and look calm and cool in front of them

Does that mean I'm useful when I'm drunk?

I can't swallow my own saliva, I can't eat or drink anything. It's a 9 on the pain scale. It feels like someone is jamming a knife into my right ear.

Every doctor has told me I NEED to get them removed. I can barely breath right now as it is, and I'm incredibly light headed, I keep falling over.

This isn't normal sore throat

kind of want to watch Scarlet in massive pain as she swallows cum

whats that mean??


ill shut up..

hnnn

Once I get another charger for my mac I will have my microphone working
I am sure of it

How about them new starters huh?

Maybe not when we are trying to win the game

( ._.)

I usually do, but seeing them carry a gun to makes me a little paranoid.
it's always been worse on me since i can't own a pistol till next week and every guy i've traded with has been older than me and always has a holster on his hip


come to portland then lol

I've heard rumors of american insurance that it really sucks
can you just get them removed no problem?

too far

same dude

Well will see what happens then.

I like Litten
fam
tbh

I don't think "useful" is a word to be used within same context with "drunk"
Good company is a whole another thing though.

We won the first one.

get

once you get your holster and pistol you can feel as cool as them

get again

rekt

fuuuuck

B
T
F
O

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lol same

Whatever it's over 9000 anyway

Yeah I just need to get on Medicaid. Everyone who makes under 35k a year qualifies.

Getting on Medicaid is the hard part though, they really don't make it easy with the broken website for months, and the phone number putting me on call redirect loops, and there being no psychical location to go to but Im a fuckboy what do I know

*hysterical laughter*

C...c-can I watch you swallow?

i'll do the same to you too


it's not about feeling cool, it's about feeling safe.
i could carry an ar on me all around town and look like an ass to some while looking cool to others but it paints a big target on my head. i prefer knives till i get something small.

I hate this thread

Luka make a new one

No we didn't :c

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holy shit that sounds terrible.

what did obamacare even do then

Buying guns is easy, why the fuck are you doing alley deals.

I miss my SKS


No f u