IT'S OUT

IT'S OUT

Why would anyone want to watch a review of a movie that hasn't even come out yet that they havent seen that has spoilers. Riddle me that

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The real question is when does RLM release their glowing review of TLJ and charismatic as hell daisy riddley? Or their plinkett review?
I can't wait to hear them further praise disney for 10 mins of the review and then spend the next hour taking a shit on the prequels again…."like pottery"

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fuck off mike

They have to realize this is a one-off skit stretched out to make more easy videos about Star Wars and comic book movies…right?

They were smart enough to not get in a rut with Plinkett reviews like Doug Walker very early on as e-celebs, so I'd say they know. It's justified as a continued joke to make fun of other youtubers while still getting the same money in the end. They're like everyone else that got famous off Star Wars, where they hate it, but keep doing it because it pays the bills.

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Censor his nose. Jewish pornography is not allowed on Holla Forums.

The same could be said about the original star wars trilogy.

Oh, they are so paid by Disney.

I can't wait to see what inane bullshit excuse they have to remind everybody why "we're still relevant to Star Whirls"

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I thought your image was corrupted on the right at first, confirmed KINO

Even if everything in that pic is an attempt at humour/satire, it still looks fucking pathetic ang cringey as hell.

Also, (((Mike))) has one of the most punchable faces I have seen

Lol. Me and Mike are raping your mind rent free, we are penetrating your brain in tandem as we high five each other. How does it feel to have two girthy members in your skull?

>Also, (((Mike))) has one of the most punchable faces I have seen
Eat a dick kid. I'd like to see you try it you little faggit, Mike would flip you like a ragdoll and destroy your boipuci as I cheer, jerk off and egg him on from the sidelines. Mike would own you.

Your losing pretty badly

(((Mike))) is a fat, out-of-shape alcoholic soyboy.

==RENT FREE


He would dominate you and violate your holes. Deal with it.

Two possiblities:
I) You are Mike, assblasted that someone doesn't love your fat, autistic e-celeb ass
II) You are a faggot RLM fanboy, fixated on domination and male ass
Either way it's not looking too good.

You're the rent free fag, and the rent free fag drew the original image. Don't pretend to be retarded, you already are

Why are you so obsessed with being sodomized by (((Kike Cucklasa)))?
>>>/lgbt/

I'm a impartial observer that enjoys Mike and I am not ashamed to admit that I find it somewhat arousing to think about him dominating his detractors as I watch from a distance (with his approval). What of it?


Oh sweet child of summer.


Pic related.

haha no, fags like you are why we need ids

Can you imagine how safe and secure it would feel? I want to hunt his detractors with him and watch as he puts them back in their place.

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Wrong. My memes are all natural and organic, I'm quite the little memeomancer tbqhwy.

That girl is fat and ugly

You could have it worse.

Is that the same chick?
which previously recorded is that? I want to see this train wreck.

No that's Rich's fiancé Karin on the left and his sister on the right. The camera just turned on accidentally briefly which is why we have this pic.
Just watch any pre rec stream with Karin and you'll see how much of a trainwreck it is.

k

she used to look like pic.

and now she looks like pic.

the Wisconsin diet will do that to you
Jay was the only one who made it out ok

I want to get a Rich plushie and rub it on my face

An hero when?

Must be the coalburning that’s caught up to her.

lol that cuck Wil Weaton use to say that phrase
Top tier camaraderie you're in league with.

What you say to lie to yourself about your homosexual tendencies and (((kike cucklasa)))'s erotomania

What you really mean:

>>>/lgbt/

FUCK OFF

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C U T E

You did this Stoklasa. You had to keep pulling, keep bitching, until finally you got everything you wanted. Well congratulations. This is the star wars you chose. Leia floating through space. Luke dying by running out of fuel. Tracking ships in hyperspace. Goldmember being punked by an ugly emo faggot.

You wanted JJ and you wanted Lucas out. Well, you got it. And Rian Johnson proved the only thing worse than mystery boxes is anything he thinks up to be inside them. And you are probably sitting there thinking about how they dropped the ball after TFA. You fat drunken fuck. This is where the ball was heading. You ruined Star Wars. You. Ruined. Star. Wars.

And at the end of the day they still spent all that money on disney shit.

rape rape

>>>/disney/
>>>/israel/
>>>/jidf/
>>>/auschwitz/
>>>/treblinka/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/cancer/

They got it all for free in exchange of le ebin ironically shilling of Disney-Marvel crap.

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Looks pretty fucking white. He is white, he just isn't the the "right" type of white, even though your white ass forefathers were race mixing with the Jews and and darkies for millenia before your stupid ass was ever spawned. The way you mouth breathers try to deify and absolve "whiteness" of anything wrong, is truly amazing. Do the soyboys no longer count as white? No, they are still white even though they faggots. Deal with it,

Lemme know when you finally realize what's communism and what isn't, Sonic Stalin. Until you can figure that out, fuck right off.

Give webm. I don't want to give Kike Cucklasa views.

He is noticeably semitic. Just look at those features and age him in your mind. He will look very jewish as he ages.

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yup , they put on this show to take a shit on mindless idiots that praise anything the mouse puts out and you know damn well kikelaska will make a half in the bag raving about how awesome the movie was ( I expect 1 or 2 gripes probably about porgs).

It kind of draws into question why they would "ironically" mock other people just for being more successful doing what they are already doing.

You can't criticize Stuckmann or Jahans when you have ALL THE SAME OPINIONS AS THEM. You can't criticize Collider or whoever the fuck when, no matter what, you give Disney Star War's Movies a complete pass for the same nostalgia-laden reasons. You can't criticize blogposts defending the prequels on the internet when they share the same shaky foundation you're built on. And you can't criticize how other directors make their movies when your own movies are complete garbage and show how you failed to implement any of the suggestions you made of other, far more successful directors.

Modern-RLM is basically critical of a Star Wars culture they created, and instead of giving them all the finger and tearing TFA, Rogue One, and TLJ to shreds, they continually defend those movies

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Shhhhhh. If you tell the plebs the secret you will spoil our fun in laughing at their retardation. Let them keep embarrassing themselves.

They've embarrassed themselves plenty, they need to go the way of Channel Awesome

Absolutely projecting.

Straight from the set

yup, after the Plinkett PT reviews (love it or hate it) one would expect these people to have a set of standards for what makes a great film however as was evident with every piece of media they put forward after the plinkett it is revealed that they do not.

Fucking beautiful.

Seems legit.

Fucking BASED

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Mike is going to love this.

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Fake news.