What is it about The Legend of Zelda that attracts normalfag whores to it?

TLOZ to gaming is what Green Day is to music. Hence the normalfag magnet.

But what's the Death Grips of video games?

But these whores never actually play the game.
So it doesn't matter either way.

This is vomit inducing

E.Y.E

Something shitty that fedoras in denial like?

Oh fuck, I was asking as a joke, but now I think I'm actually gonna go play E.Y.E to Death Grips.

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Hivemind.

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Mario and Pokemon are both more popular than Zelda but those only attract autistic/artistic girls.

I thought it was because it hit the sweetspot between being popular for them to know about and being nichie enough to make them look knowledgeable but there's Metroid too. That one let's you play as a stonk wymin so why don't they go for that?

user, Metroid isn't a girl.

Because the older ones require a degree of effort that they can't produce for the payoff they might get

Because Samus is more attractive than them ans women are jealous of competition.

Because they don't actually give a shit about video games/stronk women/both

Seriously this should be obvious

You really believe this?

LoZ series has a blonde twink, Metroid doesn't.

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Most of them have only played as Link in Smash Bros

Yeah, metroid has a trans :^)

Maybe not most, but at least half of them. I know for sure that every gaymer grill has to play a zelda game

Zelda games have become a gamer grill thing, those who dont play videogames see the others get likes or whatever on fb and follow the trend, as simple as that

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seriously shirt, get it together

I have fucked three girls who all "loved" Zelda. Funny thing is, they all kissed, sucked, and fucked the same way. It was pretty bad. NOW what you really want, is a girl who is dedicated to Monster Hunter. Those were fun times.

1. Zelda is a female's name. Zelda is the title of the game. Women generally identify well with female characters, so the name catches their eye.
2. Zelda is a very popular franchise, and a comparatively easy video game by most standards, which makes it easy for anyone to pick up and play and also gives credibility to the idea that "xD i'm such a hardcore gamer" i.e. that they're enthusiasts
3. The aforementioned reasons makes Zelda a popular "gateway title" especially for women.
After these reasons, you can throw other shit into the mix, like how they might think Link is cute, or other minor characters for that matter, or they might like the games' storytelling style or artstyle.

Beyond all of this, I think the most important reason would be social pressure or social conditioning. Most people don't care enough to develop their own taste/style, so they tend to latch onto the latest flavor of the month trend or the opinions of others and claim these for themselves. Either that, or they just follow the crowd in the hopes that doing so will bring them affection or acceptance. It could also be that some of these women want to exploit the content in order to further appeal to a particular demographic. In this case, they would be using their supposed sex appeal in conjunction with the source material in order to try and give their audience something to lust after. This may seem pointless on the surface, but there are enough smart and savvy women out there that realize that sex appeal can be their one way mealticket into a rich and pampered lifestyle.

Zelda is an extremely easy to get into fantasy series as well as flat-out one of the most popular adventure-game franchises in the world, considered up there with Lord of the Rings in the public eye and only recently semi-dethroned to the average player by Skyrim or other Bethesda open-world crap. Link's a mildly androgynous (but still visibly male) character intended to be projected onto, the story is always simple to follow with some background details that can be missed (spawning the kind of lore autism that resulted in Skyward Sword and the nonsensical Hyrule Historia) and they're typically engaging while still being fairly easy or having puzzles you're not likely to get stuck on for any appreciable length of time.

There's something in them for everybody, both the 2D and 3D games, and there's even Hyrule Warriors to tide over hack n' slash fans now as the series' very own musou.

Fuck off normalfag

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The early ones liked bishe Link, they're in it for the porn. The later ones that came in had been made aware of it by those women and saw it as nerd cred. The ones after that, again made aware of it by other women, saw it as easy money. None of them have ever completed a Zelda game.

Who are you quoting?

This isn't Wizardchan, user.

Because every guy has played a Zelda game and probably brought it up to their normalfag girlfriends, so women, being attention whores 9 times out of 10, pander to faggots.

Its like the Dr Who of "le gamer cred"

People who have never picked up a game controller know what Mario and Pokemon are, but likely never heard of Zelda, the same way the majority of people have heard of Star Wars and Star Trek but probably never heard of Dr Who. Its entry level shit that you can list of to ultra normalfags to seem ultra hardcore without actually having to invest in the hobby itself

I missing something here? I mean, its not a particularly hard franchise, but the combat is probably more challenging than 80% of the games coming out. Fuck, I mean Skyrim is the epitome of normalfag games, and it's infinitely easier than Zelda, bit you don't see whores putting Dragonborn shit on their tits or whatever.

Also, pre-SS Zelda didn't hold your hand even close to the degree that most games do, and that's like one of the biggest casual filters out there. If they don't know what to do or where to go, they drop the game.

I don't know that I'd agree with you. Zelda is pretty easy shit. There are a few of the games that pose a challenge, typically the older games, but most of the newer shit after Ocarina of Time has been pretty easy.
Surely you jest.

What the fuck

I didn't say it was challenging. Just harder than most the shit AAA games these days. Fuck, I can go out and buy an Xbox right now, pick up whatever game is being featured at the store and basically be guaranteed to have an easier time than I do in Zelda.

Honestly, the only noticeably easy Zelda game combat-wise I've played was TWW, but that game compensated for its lack of hand-holding and puzzles that were more about game mechanics.

Look, user, if you wanted to see Arin in this thread, here he is. There are simpler ways of accomplishing this goal aside from baiting.

Feels bad man

Meets all the requirements for hard combat, right?

Well, you're not wrong, although you don't roll in Zelda like you do in Dark Souls, but the major difference is that in Zelda a single enemy will at best shave off 2 of your hearts, including "boss" enemies. In Dark Souls, you'll die in the same amount of hits. Harder? Depends on who you ask, but the majority of normalfags don't like death. They play games to "feel empowered" instead of meet a challenge. This is also why you see some people latching onto Dark Souls as another source of "gamer cred" and also why you have "game journalists" decrying the series' infamous"difficulty"

its popular but not -too- popular like call of duty so you can get slightly more "gamer" cred.

it also taps into easy nostalgia, and since all the games generally feature link wearing his green tunic and hat, along with prominent triforce imagery, even if you just played a bit of one zelda game you can easily identify it. so lets say you want some gamer cred but really you just played a bit of zelda when you were a kid, it was still undeniably zelda.

and when it comes to GAMUR GIRLS the game is about a handsome but non-threatening young man saving a girl so its easy for them to like along with its abundance of pretty colors and in later titles, more cute elements

shit aint rocket surgery

It's an odd phenomenon. I have also noticed that most nintendo fans tend to be leftists. Weird.

Arin and 99% of the other normalfags use walkthroughs for most of their Zelda playthroughs.

My point is no one can really "breeze" through Zelda like they do in other casual games. The level design in TP and OoT weren't particularly inviting to people just looking for a quick time killer with quest markers and corridors.

Its not really a hardcore or core audience game, but it is about as time consuming as one in the sense that there are moments where you have to stop and think without it really being too obscure. The longest I was ever "stuck" in a Zelda game was Link's Awakening, for about 2 days

This adds a lot to the accessibility of Zelda without really hindering its quality. Explains why all kinds of people can
enjoy it.

Again, Zelda's combat isn't hard, especially considering the mechanics. But there are moments when it spikes a little bit in dungeons or boss fights because of the quantity of enemies, their placement, and how fast they attack.

TWW was pretty breezy for me in Hero Mode on the Wii U version, but there were times when the game was kind of frustrating like in Ganon's Castle where you have to kill all those Darknuts before you can leave. I actually had to sneak around to beat it and managed to get out with only half a heart left.

because I'd imagine they think Link is a hottie and the attention being a grrrrrrl gamer brings

Nigger what. Some of the earlier Zelda's are a bit difficult but other than that the franchise is piss easy. I still have yet to beat the FUCKING Wind Fish.

Well as much as I agree that mainstream titles are easy as hell, even my tiny child-mind was able to complete A Link to the Past and Link's Awakening without any help back in the day. I don't remember the combat being that difficult or interesting to be honest. I should revisit those games I suppose

Its not the combat that's difficult, just the enemies and their placement. I.e. you'll be trying to swing your sword at some guy right in front of you, but some igger right behind you has his dick up your ass

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that's because nintendo's products are childish, that's not to say being childish is bad however most leftists are childish

Well, that'd be one way to deal with MPB

Use the Boomerang, if you found it

Zelda 1 & 2 had the most git gud mentality, the worst possibly trying to legit hack through the later dungeons of 2nd Quest of the first game. I know there's one room in 2nd Quest that throws Blue Darknuts with Wizzrobes along with a Like Like and that Red Bubble that permanently takes your sword away until you touch a blue bubble in another room.

Go write an article about it Hardcore101fag

Link's design was made to appeal to a woman.

Because:
It's easy, some of the puzzles may seem to be complicated or hard but they really aren't, after solving them they feel smart and clever.

It's popular and all the games are pretty much good, this makes them feel that they have great taste

It doesn't have complicated mechanics like combos, juggling, etc

The plot and lore isn't hard to understand

There are more things but these are the most obvious ones

Did you even play Twilight Princess? That shit had a one hour tutorial

that's video game fans in general. any that act like they are "neutral" only do so because they are afraid of being associated with the overtly psycho lefties.

Yep. The tutorial was practically 15 hours, actually, but the other 45 hours were pretty good. I don't recall

Honestly, the fact you would argue this makes me think you haven't even seen footage of a modern western AAA game.

Don't worry, we have a silent legion of people who get triggered by someone saying kike on a stick ready to balance it out.

It's super casual, while for some reason treated as hardocre.

Colorful

easy

popular

adventurous

recognisable iconography that looks neat

cute guy

It's not hard to figure out.

How do I find said monhun girls?

Asking for a friend.

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they don't exist, huntan is a mans sport

wow who's surprised that the people who let their life revolve around making up reasons to be angry are still getting angry, when will devs and publishers learn these idiots don't buy games

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You have eye problems, all she has going is a big pair of salami tits and she had the most affected voice I've heard in a long while. You're waifu a shit.

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what the fuck is that sow doing

I feel like this wasn't supposed to make me laugh, and that makes it even funnier

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League

kek

Weird that she was killed by a virgin then…

Umm, I forget, but what style of graphics is the old-school pink/baby-blue called?

They like Link. It's their /ss/ instinct added with a cute aryan boy who seems a girl sometimes, so it appeal to both the hetero and dykes.

who?
what?
tell me the story, anons

link is their husbando

you are not serious are you?

Its an easy as fuck game with "cute" shit like hearst on the screen that probably feels comfy to them

All Nintendod shit is aimed at kids and women, no wonder you low test betas love this shit. Same goes for JRPGs made for homosexuals, like Final Fantasy, look at all these mental ill closet homos here that fap to men with fake tits, they are the same fags you will see on the jrpg threads.

ikr

ugly ducklings played it with their ugly gamer friends then became passable when they grew up but knew they could pull off the nerdy gamer girl look easier than try to look actually attractive

hot stuff got any more?

Does it need to be spelled out for you?
1. Google her name
2. Go to her wikipedia page
3. Go to her death section
4. Read
Basically she got shot by her stalker whilst taking photos with fans or some shit

go to motherless enter the search term "hangers"

its more fun to ask though. i mean i could just go look up gross human wilted cow udder porn

It's a very popular game. Lore is easy to follow, because its mostly isolated to each individual game. Easy to play at a decent level

I mean, it's not really surprising. Games with low skill floors like WoW, LoZ, Pokemon are all popular with women.

Pokemon is extremely popular with women and people really in general, so I'm not where you're coming from. It's one of the most mainstream series around.

You're gay user.
not that there's anything wrong with that

what have i done

found a new fetish

If you'd rather look up udder porn than find out for your fucking self then you need to have your fucking head bashed in with a rock. Get someone to film it you faggot so I can violently masturbate to it later.

EGA

only good answer

It's like watching a baseball in a sock dangling in the wind as a sort of redneck wind chime.

it's like when manufacturers put some gimmicky low cost feature on their product to raise the market's interest in its product that is one in a sea of many

Nostalgia is a fucking hell of a drug.

So which Zelda is the "Time of your life(Good riddance)" or point where Green Day went to shit?

There were exactly two Zelda games that could be called "hard", beyond the several minutes of thought needed to figure out the few more legitimate puzzles (almost none of which have to be searched out, just solved after you trip over them) and screwier maps, which is more about trying to win than trying not to lose. Everything after the NES, especially combat-wise has been just barely difficult enough to occasionally elicit a failure state without intentionally trying.

One moment that sticks in my mind particularly was in Twilight Princess, which gave out health drops so liberally and made enemies such lousy fighters, that the horde battle in the desert encampment was basically impossible to drop more than a heart or two below max health, let alone die.

WOmen who aren't 8/10 and above pretty use the "I'm such a gamer xD" disguise (or over-exaggerate this trait) in order to use it as an advantage to attract the opposite sex.

Women being nice is just them trying to be liked, whether for attention or in search of a male.

None, because I don't play nintendo shit

Because who hasnt played a Zelda game?
90% of them have that 'one' they played with as a kid (usually ocarina)
and I would definitely say that your first zelda game really is a magical experience that sticks with you, but people like them tend to take stuff like that and turn them into ways they could attention whore
Zelda games are also a pretty prime example of 'video game', they aren't too difficult so as you cans till beat them, they got/started the most video gamey tropes (potions, hearts for HP, etc) so people will recognize the tropes they whore out, and its a series popular enough so as a majority of people who see their outfits and shit will recognize it. You never see chicks like this attention whoring tales of symphonia or other good RPGs because it wont get them nearly as much attention as Zelda, an RPG most people are guaranteed to have played (usually when they are a kid)
Zelda games have had such an impact on vidya culture and peoples childhoods that attention whores are guaranteed a 'lol so nerdy' if they turn themselves into a walking marketing campaign for the series

There are people in this thread right now that think any of the pictured women are fujoshits that ship link and not just random sluts with hot topic merch on

Because it's popular.

top pleb

Zelda is way easier than Skyrim which says alot.

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Nigga that shit means so much and is so vague of a genre that anything could probably be called an RPG
Its as vague as fucking 'Action Game'
Categorizing video games has gotten so retarded that the only way you could accurately do it is if you neglect all current ones and build new terms from ground-up (with actual cut-out definitions)

moar

MM, OoT, ALTTP, and LA are all genuinely good games.

fite me

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Shit nigger it's just like bioshock. Once a game gets to a certain level of popularity girls will invade. There are some legit gamer girls but they too far in between to account for them. Really when a game has so many phoney gamers it tells you it's dead or a shell of itself.

I'd agree they're good, but they're (especially LA) so easy they almost aren't games. Sort of like said, they're a fun experience, but the actual amount of conscious effort needed isn't really there.

Nope, EGA had 16 colors, it's CGA that had 4.
t. an oldfag

Undertale

Oh ok. Thanks.

ladies and gentlemen, your average Zelda bitch

At least they aren't numbered, like Street Fighter or Fallout.

please tell me you dropkicked out of life

I accept it.

this is what you get, normalfag.

This also applies to Portal 1 and 2

A girl liking Zelda games in this way is like a girl having dyed hair: it just shows shallowness.

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that's one sexy bitch, I'd play with her all night long

Well its not like numbers matter. Fallout 3 was the first fallout.

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it's your choice to get the heart containers

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They are posers that have never played a video game in their lives, and they go for it because it's popular.

I still want to know why the fuck they decided to . . .

Where do you live where a commute to a place doesn't involve driving yourself?

It became extremely well known and mainstream while also being super accessible

It's also why this is the case for League of Legends, COD, Halo, and Skyrim.

sage because this was obvious and you're retarded for not being able to put it together.

fucking pleb

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I remember reading that porn photo shot people did that intentionally, showing the wrong game.

This user gets it. Its all about aesthetics to them. I can bet you my fucking nuts if LoZ didnt have the triforce art design then none of them would be this into it.

A large city in a country that doesn't suck? Where I live, you can travel across the entire city on 3$ or so.

who are you trying to fool?

i dont get why bash this girl however, she's just the model

You realize these people only know about Mario, Pokemon and Zelda? They probably don't even know Pokemon is a nintendo thing either.

>TFW it takes autism to actually like games even if it's just a little bit

I'm getting really tired of seeing this reaction image.

made some oc just 4u

I've been on DA long enough to realize it's not oc unless you put
PLS DO NOT STEAL

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oh look.
Its "Girls won't touch my dick." The thread.

Jesus fuck. Just kill yourselves.

Breast reduction surgery needed.

>Everything after the NES, especially combat-wise has been just barely difficult enough to occasionally elicit a failure state without intentionally trying.

fag

just because you're a faggot it doesn't mean everybody else is user

I'd believe it, after seeing what Dick Bush did.

Woman detected.
Projecting's hard, huh?

You are completely underestimating normalfags. Friend knew a guy who thought Final Fantasy VII was the only Final Fantasy game. He thought it was pronounced "Final Fantasy Vee". Normalfags are literally this retarded.

Zelda is a mainstream entry level series, always has been.

I knew teenage girls that obsess over pretty boys like Link, nowadays in their 20s I see these same girls obsessing over masculine characters like Ganondorf and Snake.

Women's taste change with age.

Normalfags just seek company, as they hold no set beliefs or ego strong enough of its own to survive without continous reinforcement.

BREAKING NEWS: Women latch onto whatever is popular to get attention. Story at 11.

Real tits are superior no matter how many bad examples you find. Also, Fox & Grapes

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There's no tits in the video, you're shit at making up filenames.

I will always hate the moniker "Action RPG". Words, cutscenes, and numbers don't make a goddamn RPG, it makes for a lazy button smashing game.

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gross

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I just don't find this sexy.
This seems robotic.
She isn't into it then i'm not into it.

Could also be because she looks like a man with down syndrome.

Maybe that too. I feel like her entire form factor would be different if she didn't wear the corset. The way her ass is shaped and moves suggests she's a pint of icecream away from being a tubby.

That's just women in general.

My sister is one of these people. Along with other "I'MMA NERD XDD REMEMBER THIS GEM?" shit she posts on Facebook, she is constantly sharing Zelda pictures and even got a Triforce tattoo.

She leaves out the fact that when we were growing up she never played the games, she had me play them while she watched. That was true of a lot of the games she gushes about nowadays.

You aren't one of those rules-lite Forge storygame faggots, are you?

From /wx/, there's more there.

laughingsluts.tiff

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>>>/wx/42860

Imagesearch linked to that thread, I don't use /wx/ normally. Too much niggercock in your face, and shit css.

No, boner no!

Damn, her chest is pretty flat. Puffy volvo too.
/wx/ fucked up.

Nintendo IS normalfag casuals OP.

When I was 7 I liked a grill in my class. If I see people like that now, I'm not interested.

Moar.

Normalfag casuals don't get corporate logos tattood on their arms

Yes they do, they also get monster (the energy drink) and other crap tattood on them. Normalfag casuals are the goodest goyim around

Yes they do. You are extremely ignorant of the depths to which a normalfag will delve to prove to someone that they're not, only to reveal themselves by doing so.

I've seen people camp out for an IKEA store.

Nothing would amaze me.

Yes they do. Read the book No Logo and educate yourself.

Feels good. Literally everything I've seen from Nintendo is cancer. Worst fanbase too.

Spoiler that shit, user.

Not evem Mario?

Since Zelda went 3D (some would claim earlier) it's always been a normalfag series. Asking why it's popular with them is like asking why Star Wars, Mario or Halo is popular: many grew up with it and the others adopted it as the most well-known name.

are we done making shit threads now? we all know why cunts love it now let it be

There is, however, the (false) impression that it is more obscure or hardcore than shit like Mario and Sonic. You can see a similar effect with Skyrim where little kiddies claim to be so hardcore and hate mainstream shit like CoD.

I'm not seeing it fam.

Once again, Nintendo asserts its dominance over Sega.

I like it.

There's more right there, you double nigger.

If you had a SNES back in the day, then THAT made you autistic. Literally all the bitches were all over your caddy if you had a Genesis.

That's some strong bias there m80. Should we show how the modern nintendo fans will buy their e-reader 2.0 in droves? Every faggot who has a "favorite" company will turn into a horrible person as soon as you remotely shittalk their company of choice.

manface

manbody, what the fuck is wrong with this gal?

has anybody already told you to get the fuck out? because you should

Lmoa

Not really. Skyrim is just harder to finish because it requires more will power play that shitty game to the end.

Thats a shame user
the likes of F-Zero, Metroid, and especially their NES, SNES, and N64 stuff are pretty darn good
Not even a game of Mario Party, Smash Bros, or the like, with buddies?
but if you have gone this far without playing one I dont expect you to start now

Autism IS bad you fucking retard.
I don't care what your mom or your special-ed teacher told you.

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Acid Rain tried to warn us and died a hero.
Acid Rain did nothing wrong.
Vidya is great,
Vidya is merciful.
PRAISE VIDYA

Is this supposed to be a map of Tamriel, as drawn by a retard?

What is it about Call of Duty and Halo that attracts normalfags douches to it?
You know what i'm talking about? Those tough guy dumbfucks that are permanently talking shit, and screeching into their mics like autistic retards. And they always buy the newest release even though it is always the same shit.
I've noticed most have a real affinity for Call of Doody. What drives this adults, pubescent teens, and grade schoolers males to be so obsessed with it?

Zelda is actually a good (if admittedly very casual) thing that deserves to exist, even if it's attracted cancer, whereas spunkgargleweewee is inherently cancerous. Even so, at least spunkgargleweewee players have some dim awareness of game mechanics and technological progress. The true subhumans are sports gamers.

They buy anything with a license, "games" that haven't changed in any way worth mentioning since the PSX, but with roster updates that machinegun out faster than any genre aside from MMO DLC but sold at full price on rabid pre-orders, the first games that ship for any new gen and the last to ship for any old gen.

This doesn't even touch on the broader "culture" that spawned them, that of a participatory hobby having turned into a spectator event and stand-in religion/tribal/political substitute ruled over by giant capitalist syndicates and merchandising whoredom empires. In other words, everything that could possibly go wrong in vidya, but which has already been happening to another hobby for over a century.

But perhaps their worst sin is the fact that, even more than the theoretically competitive realms of console shooters, social/mobileshit, or MMOs, sports gamers provide a completely reliable cashflow to the worst developers in the business in return for nothing more than a franchise license.

GODDAMMIT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HERE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THIS PLACE WHY CAN'T THIS SHIT JUST DIE OUT

PLEASE Holla Forums DON'T FUCKING DO THIS. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE WE DID BEFORE THE EXODUS.

what in the fuck are you even blabbing about?

Why can't they just ship Link and Zelda?

PROTIP: That's because the Portal director was a doofus sjw zelda gurrrl

Why wouldn't he? This is the first time I've heard of anyone disliking /wx/.

Oh you silly Holla Forumsirgins, it doesn't matter how easy Zelda games are because none of these whores have ever beaten a Zelda game before. They all have vague childhood memories of getting as far as lord Jabbu-Jabbu's belly in OOT before giving up.

Some of them might have played the first game on Wii virtual console, but even then all they would have done is wandered around for a couple minutes and then posted about it on their snapchat as soon as they get killed by an octorock. That's why the only meme from the original Zelda you ever see is "It's dangerous to go alone". If any of these fucking hipsters had played the game for more than 10 minutes, some of them would be wearing shirts that say "BUY SOMETHING WILL YA" or "EASTMOST PENINSULA IS THE SECRET".

Zelda has several meme-worthy phrases, it's very telling that you only ever hear obnoxious cunts using the one at the very beginning of the game.

I couldn't agree more. I have bought the last three Maddens for my older brother as gifts, and with each purchase I die a little inside.

No.

Fuck it I'm from Europe, Nintendo lost its relevancy after the SNES.

I've always enjoyed games with a story and lore.

Nintendo doesn't make those.

I'll take Suikoden or Xenogears over Zelda any day.

So it's just nostalgia childhood memories like with Final Fantasy 7? That would explain it.

There is a video game-themed pub in my area, where you can play Tekken, street fighter, SSB, Mario cart and other easy-entry match-based games, as well as board games such as settlers of catan or ticket to ride.
One time I let my normalfag friends drag me there.
I learned that all of the drinks they serve have vidya-themed names, such as "White Gull" or "Triforce shots", which I believe was three different vodka shots delivered in a stack.
There would be nothing terribly wrong with that, if it wasn't for the fact that one of the normalfags I came with tried to explain to me that "triforce" is a reference to League of Legends.

Venetian Snares is more E.Y.E.
Undertale is the death grips of music

my boner is laughing

But Undertale isn't good in any way.

user, your autism is showing

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Who is the Russian Circles of video games?

How is the triforce related to league of legends

It's not, that's the point.

It's the Nintendo IP with the saddest, loneliest, most cucked and desperate male fanbase.
It's low hanging fruit user.

That game has an item called "Trinity Force," which is a Triforce reference, presumably. However, those people he mentioned did not comprehend that Trinity Force was a reference.

No one cared about your force meme Yahtzee, go to bed.

plebs

Getting symbols for franchises tattooed on you makes you a billboard, not a gamer.

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this bitch is absolutely terrible, why would anyone care to see her jew nosed face and ayylmao shaped eyes in any sort of sexually explicit material?

heh, ok kiddo

Being a contrarian doesn't make you cool.

What are you poor? You can't afford one hundred dollars for her friend code?

I don't understand your post, could you phrase it differently next time ya tard.

I seriously hope you're being facetious.

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I don't know about that, but one thing that's pretty well known about Zelda as compared to most of their IPs is that it's much more popular abroad than it is among the nips, where it isn't that big. The other Nintendo IP fitting this description? Metroid.

That reminds me of when I stumbled on fanfic and fanart of "Lina Inverse"… by DoTA players who had no idea who she's supposed to be. It might just be retardation congenital to ASSFAGGOTS in general.

-Zelda is mainstream and easy name to remember.
-Triforce is also a meme
-triforce was thrown around and they may be shallow but they atleast tried to figure out where it was from, just by typing in triforce they found zelda.

because you faggots don't contribute. tied to keep bumping it for a while.

doesn't help it's webm only.

My sister couldn't figure out how to defeat King Dodongo. She didn't even think to use the bombs, she just kept trying to decipher the solution from the fairy examine. Fortunately she doesn't try to suggest she plays games at all, if she did I wouldn't hesitate to show her up.

Sounds like some primo cancer m80

The fuck is wrong with arcade games you massive faggot.

The games he was talking about aren't arcade games, you illiterate.

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Do you have too many chromosomes, or too few?