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if someone really wanted to help luka, they would ban him forever
Soothing music goes well with shit talking on Luka
its okay if a guy shows the outline of their bulge
but not if a girl shows the outline of her's?
I always thought this was just Take Five, but apparently the nips call it something else. Video related
More of the position rather than the display.
Have some more Zenbu, friend
THE BEGINNING REMINDS ME OF MYSTERIOUS GIRLFRIEND X'S DREAM THEME SONG
it's more like,
calm down, you're never going to be with anyone this attractive anyways,
and the women complaining it are not the sort of people you want to flash,
why pretend humans don't masturbate or play with sexual taboo all the time
compared to actual human nature, this ad is tame.
a post for me, boo
This post goes well with this music for whatever reason
It's an upskirt. In a public ad.
It's tasteless. It has pornographic connotations.
I don't see why Grim is mad. He is the kiddie diddler of the threads...
havent you noticed he's been mad as fuck ever since he went through that hindu mid life crisis?
Someone tell Subtle/Mordin/Desu to put on a maid outfit and do this dance
lol these camel jockeys at 10:35 can't fight worth a shit
TV, movies, life, internet, politics, culture itself has sexual and pornographic connotations
everyone likes pornographic connotations
there have been hundreds of CK ads with man-bulges
you're just having an automatic prudish reaction
learn to think outside your bubble.
I'm mad as fuck because of Luka rn
tfw I don't want to hurt anyone
I will get right on it
Is it part of every hindu mid life crisis to buy a worthless figurine for hundreds of dollars?
tfw want to hurt everyone
How old are you now a days?
If you're really worried about it, just message me on Discord
everyone likes pornographic connotations
Not everyone, not all the time. Yes, there have been lots of man-bulge ads, but they were not taken from such an unflattering angle.
tfw you'll end up hurting yourself the most with that mindset
I thought you were 19
Right. Like I've hurt nearly as many people as you have
if you're upset about a camera angle
you really need to rethink your priorities
there is a certain erotic theme to it, yes
i don't have any worrys.
All I said was that it was tasteless.
is this more tasteful?
What does that have to do with anything?
He's posing for the shot, so yeah.
double standards society
If she was in the exact same pose, people wouldn't see it as so controversial.
so was the girl
do you think it was a coincidence her hair was blowing in the wind?
You talked about hurting myself.
Her pose wasn't a very "advertising" pose. You could argue that she is just advertising the panties, but the way the shot is taken, it's like walking over someone's face. Not very enthralling. To most anyway.
the fashion industry is almost entirely run by women and gay men anyways
I'm sure they did it for the PR buzz
Are you still going to college ?
OUt of the three, who would you want to see do that the most?
*pats on the head*
Are you gay?
It's super cold.
You could argue that she is just advertising the panties
Calvin Klein is known for its underwear brands more than anything else
I found the model in the picture attractive, and the pose has a certain sexual confidence
every other meaning people try to infer is from their own sensibilities
it seems like the world is taking a step backwards sometimes...
once upon a time showing calve was seen as too risque
Sounds like MARKETING.
Either way, you are entitled to your opinion and me, to mine.
Figured you would. So whats your plan these days?
I don't know why I expected better.
Let's be honest: a drop out is just as useful as a "liberal arts" degree.
Yeah better to just say fuck it all and do meth while shitposting all day. AmIRight?
Nah, I should just say I have a six figure dream job and hope someone validates my delusions.
The absolute best part is that I do.
I know. I just wanted him to not pussyfoot and admit it.
you kinda need a degree to open a psychiatry practice tho
I'm sure you do.
Just like you graduated top of your class with some near impossible to obtain degree on a full ride athletic scholarship.
It seems fairly recently that you claimed you're not gay.
I'd call it hypocrisy, but it almost seemed to border on satire. So it's probably acceptable.
MURDER DOESNT HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU LOSERS
like when you say you're a girl?
He's NOT GAY.
He has a crush on Smiles.
That means he's hetero as fuck.
You see what I mean? Nobody could say something like this and mean it.
the word stood out for me when i read your talking about stuff
That doesn't give you a reason to point it out, though.
What are you talking about If someone asks me if I'm gay I say no. I asked him and didn't get a direct answer. What hypocrisy is there?
would posting my face get you to trust me?
I say no
But that's a lie. You're dating a dude.
But you won't post your face. You'll post some camwhore's face.
I don't think there's a way to ever say the phrase "hetero as fuck" and it not be either sarcastic or mocking in tone.
Are you sure he isn't just rephrasing your statement
it gave me reason when i saw it.
e-dating Yeah, okay. And?
Or one of the 18 different random, underage emo/goth girls he's posted over the years.
Or the countless dicks he's posted with the only text being "*drools*".
yes or no?
Kind of wonder who Luka is going to sucker into buying him Overwatch when it comes out.
On the whole I would consider that a homosexual act, friend-oh.
The answer is yes, to an extent I would trust you more. But you won't. See
It's ridiculous to me when people try to turn around the use of "gay" as a generic insult with "that's so hetero" and similar shit.
Anyone he can.
That scar on her face ruins everything. She obviously had a troubled past that will catch up to her someday.
She's an assassin. She kills people for her government.
Here's the thing- I wouldn't.
Now if I am answering your question 'are you gay' and I say no, there is no hypocrisy here. I don't care what anyone else does irl but I don't identify myself as a homosexual.
You're going to take a cripple NEET's opinion into account? Don't worry it'll be timestamped.
Or the "timestamped penis pics or it's a girl xD".
Yep her past is going to catch up to her when she turns 30 and slows down
@Murder just got off a call with my dad. I'll be carrying part of my own weight soon. otherwise, I've lived very comfortably as a NEET for the last few months.
@Clockwork i like guys. i like girls. i'd probably like whatever is in between. my metrics for attraction aren't set in stone, and i'm still learning.
yesss two of my avatars are there
My best bet is Lexi
It's not an opinion. It's fact. It's part of your history.
Do be my guest, with a shoe on your head.
a guy e-dating another guy isn't gay
I'm not gay
kindly re-examine your statement
trips don't lie
i'm not putting a dirty shoe on my head
after i give you the picture can we meet up? also i don't want you to give it to any of your friends
kindly re-examine your statement
It's like the concept of bisexuality is foreign to you guys.
Sounds like Subtle all over again
Why not just say you're bi?
Being bi is half gay
I'm feeling incredibly baited right now. Is there a sexual element to your relationship? Then, seeing as you're the same gender, it's a HOMOSEXUAL relationship.
If there IS NO SEXUAL ELEMENT... then why date? In fact, if you say there's no sexual element, I'm going to laugh you out of the fucking thread.
HES NOT GAY HES BI, CHILL
ITS A BISEXUAL RELATIONSHIP
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Lexi makes fun of him too so probably not.
Because the question has always been 'Are you gay'.
No. I am not, like- what are you trying to reach at.
Then hold up a pencil. Or a book.
I'm forcing you to do something that you can't just do with a timestamped picture you got just now from elsewhere. That's the entire point of shoe on head. I make you do something that you didn't see coming or you just got the pic from somewhere else. That's the function of it.
I like how this topic always triggers Chris
Like that one time you told Subtle sorta the same thing he got all mad and was raging to me on Steam
Shit was so lulz
You said e-dating a dude isn't considered a homosexual act
He could just go full Eva/Bern and have someone else do the requests but then again, that implies he even has friends to do that.
Oh I see
I would say just embrace your sexuality but then tsuchi is gonna tell me to come out of the closet
goggles is definitely way more gay than straight tho
tp is right
also you have to promise not to show anyone
Goggles and I cybered
She's not gay
Goggles and I cybered
We're not gay tho
Test is my gf
he wears a skirt
we're not gay though
Test and I cybered.
We're not gay tho
If someone has many casual sex partners, does that make them a slut?
I can e-date a girl. I am not gay
I can e-date a boy. I am not gay.
I can read a book. I am not a bookworm.
I can take out the garbage. I am not a garbageman.
You realize that the entire meaning of my question wasn't really to ascertain if you'd EXCLUSIVELY fuck dudes, but rather just to get you to admit that you would fuck dudes.
Also e-dating a guy is gay. Come out and say you would do gay things and DO do gay things. Stop, as it were, "pussyfooting".
I always get triggered when people say stupid shit, this just happens to be a stupid recurring topic.
I'm online on steam. I promise.
If we have a threeway would that be gay tho
Only if Tsuchi's and I's balls touch. You're a girl remember!
It has to be for you and Lenko.
You'd both be the "girls" so you'd be lesbians obvs.
Wanna cheat on Darwin again?
Call Subtle gay again for funsies
A-am I a p-pretty girl?
then can we meet up? I have just under $7k and a whole summer to think about what to do with my life
kawaii uguu sugoi/10
If that's the case then maybe make the entire meaning of your question more complex than 'are you gay?
I can do gay things. I can do straight things. I am bisexual. not gay. not straight.
flattery will get you nowhere~
We've descended too far into irony.
There's no returning.
Goggles likes to slap and whip her sex partners
There, there, it's alright. We're just not gay remember?
I'm tired. why was I coaxed into things
Only when I have the skirt on.
I guess he'd need a skirt, too.
I don't really do this shit for funsies. I have the opposite of fun.
I don't know if I trust you enough to say yes to that? Maybe?
But e-dating a dude is gay.
*EASILY TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
Part of me knows there's people that legitimately use that as an excuse and it bothers me.
I have never really said that it isn't.
Stop it you're making me blush.
This is my face when, just let em do them.
It won't be gay.
I'm not going to kill you or anything
The chance of you actually killing even a dog is about as likely as you being a sixteen year old surgeon.
You did by pussyfooting and overcomplicating a question the meaning of which should have been plainly obvious and refused to clarify earlier by simply admitting to what I really wanted to hear and you probably knew that I wanted clarified, being that you understand that IT'S FUCKING GAY TO E-DATE A DUDE. Because no. You didn't outright say it's not. But your "I'm not gay" is like implying "I'm not gay AT ALL". Which is patently false.
Oh shit you actually respond to me, hi
Let's see this picture you've been teasing at then I guess.
I'm a man of my word, so it won't end up circulated.
I haven't even taken it, I just wanted to see if I could trust you with it before I do it
Clock is ticking down.
omg sooo amazing!!!
There is a lot of things wrong with how you go about this thought.
It's all assumptions and implications like I'm supposed to know what you're talking about.
I did not pussyfoot around the question. I answered it (let's just ignore the fact that answering it truthfully or lying about it is still answering it in the first place whereas when i asked Kanra he did not give a 'yes' or a 'no'). If there was some underlying information you want clarified how about state it and not package it under something else.
You have known I've been dating Darwin for along time. If you ask 'Dating him is gay' I wouldn't really disagree with you (Let's disregard the fact that it could be argued that no physical interaction is happening there for no). But if you're going to ask me if I'm gay and I say no because I also like girls then you're just going to have to deal and just state a new question.
You're right it's my bedtime now goodnight
inb4 he's back in 10 min
Nah. It'll just be anonposting and totally not him spamming the dick pics.
why can't she spam good looking vaginas
yeah blood-chan is a girl, got a problem?
Everyone in the thread was confused in the same way I was. So you have wonder was I the one who wasn't being clear and disguising my questions or were you being uncooperative, defensive, and hostile, like you are right now?
I give up. Next time somebody asks if you're gay just say you're bi. Throw a dog a bone you obstinate child.
Just like Luka.
Don't worry i'm here.
cooki says that luka sends her snaps and that she is a girl
idk what to believe
would my imouto lie to me?
Have fun with that.
Luka is like 28 and Cooki is 15.
Isn't any sort of Snapchatting between them creepy?
Luka doesn't even use snapchat
I think you and anyone else who was following the conversation in that way only see things in black and white. You posed a question. I answer the question.
I must protect her innocence. I will dox luka and kill him maybe.
You just want to pop her cherry yourself.
How to redpill Luka:
1. Have their dox
2. Report them for welfare fraud:
No it's a big brother's job to keep his imouto safe from harm.
this will never be america's president
Smithers, British Columbia, Canada V0J 0A1
He looks like a faggot.
Who is that?
That's not his last name
Sonic's Blowup Time
"I still cant believe Jack sent me this stupid helium tank to my house...as if i'm gonna have any use for it..." Sonic said, grumbling a bit as he gently kicked the metal tank, looking over outside at the rain-filled sky as it drizzled over Mobius, Sonic sighing at another lost opportunity to run wasted over the idea of getting drenched, or worse, slipping into some water and being unable to swim out of it, losing his life and drowning, but after getting Jack's little gift in the mail, he would probably be willing to go run in the rain. "Fricking idiot, i swear to god...at least it's not alive or something like that...hmm? what's this?" he said, looking over to see a handwritten note, taking it away from the tank and reading it intently, trying to find the purpose of the tank.
"Dear Sonic, hope you got this with the tank i sent off, and you're probably wondering why i sent it over to your house. Well me and Tails were working on some of my weapons, and we ended up making a infinite air tank for recreational use since i'm tired of going to every store to get a new tank every week. Of course, Ace wont keep it at his house, I have no room, so i sent it off to the one person who i havent gotten yet. I'm gonna be busy for the week, so if you could keep watch over it until i find space for it, that would be great. -Jack Andrews"
Sonic looked a bit shocked, looking over to see a infinity symbol on the tank, chuckling a bit. "Oh that Jack...of course, who's to say this isnt a trap? Maybe he just wants me to use it on myself so he could take pictures..." he said, looking over the tank before getting a thought in his head, a thought that just wouldnt go away. "Though...i have seen everyone else like that...i guess for once, i could join them...i mean, what's the worst that could happen?" he said, taking off his shoes and gloves to avoid ripping them as he grabbed the hose, figuring out where he wanted to place it before deciding upon his mouth, fastening it securely to avoid any leaks before placing his hand over the valve, contemplating whether he wanted to go through with this or not. "Maybe take it nice and slow, Sonic...dont want to go overboard." he said to himself before closing his eyes and turning on the valve, hearing a small hiss from the tank, feeling the gas gently flow from the hose and down his mouth, the blue hedgehog relaxing a bit as he felt it go down his stomach, instinctively rubbing it as it slowly bulged out.
"Whoa...this is calming a bit..." he said to himself, letting out a muffled smile as he placed his hand over his stomach, watching it bulge out more as he looked at the valve again. "Maybe a little more.." he said, turning the valve on higher, feeling a more pressurized flow of gas coming from the hose, Sonic letting out a small "mmph!" before looking at his stomach balloon more, making him look pregnant as he started to relax more. Sonic smiled, letting himself become his own test subject as his body slowly inflated, his stomach sticking out more to make him look pregnant while his arms and legs slowly puffed up, Sonic feeling a sense of pleasure coming from this. For some reason, Sonic turned on the valve more, letting more helium enter his body as the puffy hedgehog started to round out, his hands plumping up as he struggled to turn the valve again, Sonic conflicted on whether to stop it or let it go, his cheeks puffing up with gas as his body kept inflating. "I..i want to stop..but i need more..." he said again, smiling again as he took a step, realizing how bouncy his body was at the moment. As he went to turn it off, his hands puffed up, rendering him unable to turn anything as his feet puffed up as well, his arms and legs slowly sticking out from his body as he started to float, taking on the form of a parade balloon rather than hedgehog.
"Uh-oh..n..not good..." he muffled, his body rounding out and filling up more, his arms and legs sticking out more with air as the hedgeloon floated to the ceiling, slowly filling out the room with his body as he let out a whimper, hoping that someone would come in before the tank ran out, or if he exploded, Sonic's body becoming more shiny as he whimpered, closing his eyes to accept his fate before he heard the hissing sound stop, looking over to see a orange hedgehog smiling at him. The hedgehog pulled out the hose, letting Sonic float for a bit as he looked over at him. "H-hey Jack..h..how did you get in here?" Sonic said, his voice high and squeaky from the gas as Jack tied him down.
"Got in from the back door...couldnt resist, could you?"
"I..i'm sorry Jack, it's just that everyone did it and i was..."
"Hey save it...at least i caught you in time...now let me get you down."
Jack seemed surprised at this, but shrugged it off before petting Sonic's balloon body, both of them letting out a small smile. "Y-you're not bad when you're nice, Jack..." Sonic said as Jack sat down on the couch, looking over the hedgeloon again before laying down. "Yeah...dont get used to it though..i still gotta be me...but since it's raining, no point in taking you outside...just wake me up when you want down." he said before drifting off to sleep, Sonic feeling grateful he didnt end up outside where people could see him, as he stuck to the ceiling, he let out a small sigh.
"He's probably saying i need more practice..." Sonic said before drifting off to sleep, having a sense of enjoyment from his little fun.
Luka's ethnicity is more of a pacific islander than anything, believe it or not
1010 Estates Dr Houston BC V0J 1Z1
BUT DOXXING IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay now you're just shooting in the dark.
more like andrew yewcuck
saw this at the store the other day
Did Mordin post face while drunk?
7580 Tatlow Rd Smithers BC V0J 2N5
i miss overwatch
Did Mordin post face while drunk?
Not gay enough to be Mordin.
How did I know that happen? I just had a feeling.
no shit a fuccboi like that is mordin
no fucking way
what to do.
soo boring though.
You can't do anything about it not being out though.
is there anythign else fun?
I think it's Justin Trudeau(is that how you spell it?)
Well, no wonder he looks like such a faggot.
Ahahaha this makes me feel so good. Thank you
the nice friendly face of canada prime minister.
That's nice. I'm sure you'll find someone who believes it.
what do you play instead?
Subtle I was gonna ask you something but I forgot
I was gonna answer it too but then I remembered I'm not a mind reader :v
Are you caught up on Re:Zero?
i havent played 69 yet
i wonder what its like... with like new dragons and mages
and new items.
I was very surprised
and taken aback
Is testing going to be cranky at me now?
Probably not if you're straight with him
no pun intended
Its just worse.
You know what's worse
Getting your chickens eaten
Worse than that even is tunneling so hard, even rek'sai would scoff at you
You could also give me blue buff.
i want to be happy.
Ask and you shall recieve
Don't do anything about it and maybe one day your life will change.
I still want the chickens though.
Gotta get above perfect CS.
nothing to do about it right now, so that changes nothing.
Just thinking about Luka's lifestyle makes me
how do you live
lots and lots of hotdogs
By not drinking water ever and loads of soup kitchen visits.
Luka, it's a legit question
Handouts just feel like you owe people shit.
I gave up
shouldnt really feel bad for luka
he's genuinely a terrible person and deserves everything he gets
So like I don't know how that works feels-wise when you get governmental ones.
...soo much whining.
annoying. have you all nothing better to do, than just whine about others?
/that all i have to say about that.
have you all nothing better to do
Work for my living, kthx
you deserve this little fit youre having also
You of all people telling us this????????????????
I'm legit mad now
finally it's welms
what took you so long to come back into my life
had to close that bitch down
got a ride home
had to get blazikuned right quick
not my fault you're getting mad, i didn't do anything to you. Don't blame me for your own anger.
I'm gonna stop myself before I do anything rash
Even I'm technically employed and all that involves is less than an hour a work a day and a few hundred bucks a week by just messing with forms, reports and databases because someone's too tech illiterate to do it themselves.
havent really done anything but school and smoke
playing sum games kinda bored
i'm glad were both charmandered though
Find yourself some peace.
Charmander an cutie .///. char char~
What kinda classes this semester?
I need e-affections.
Find yourself a life
dox him. you know you want to
i'm tired but i dont' want to sleep
I'm living my own.
Vocaroo that please
But uh I have just standard AP classes
Or had really since they're all almost over for the most part
I got a 1329/1600 on my SAT which is way past the top 25%
you proud of me?
I have his fucking dox.
I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt of throwing him onto the street, though.
Are you happy with your life, Luka?
Do you look forward to barely living?
-looks around curiously-
long time no see
give me emotional validation you tea-seriving cat
Pomf =3 with me~
Ah, you're one of them AP nerds~
I don't remember what I got on my SATS, but top quarter percentile sounds legit^^
i thoughgt you werme mad at me or somethign
^_^ -brings you tea-
-brings you tea that totally didn't just have a gold fish swimming in it and looks very guilty- o.o
Test, are you still here?
Dont think I wont remember welms
The second you start to like me more I'll be pouncing with that vocaroo request
I think its pretty legit, but you gotta remember brown people take the SAT too so the average might be a little lower, you know?
damn i missed sonatas autistic roleplay
my life is my own. not yours.
OH BOY MY FAVORITE FLAVOR
/E-SIPS THE TEA
where have you been?
-has been right here- o.o
I'm falling asleep in my chair.
Why would I be mad at you???
And yellow x_x
Well then yes, I'm proud of your academic greatness.
W-wanna see something?
Thank you mom
Haven't seen you posting
You work now?
is it above your waistline and below your neck?
nuou i love you don't serve me fish tea </3
iunno i'm not good at remembering everyhting
is someone mad at me?
Your life isn't yours.
It's the Ministry's.
I don't think so.
Anyway, did you do anything fun today?
That made me jump
Show me the goods, Welms.
Ah, never mind then. Night.
i spent time with some friends at the mall and applied for jobs
then i went to my best frien'ds house and we watched Ultraviolet because i made him
-is always cleaning the floor and watering the plants-
-serves you good tea, fishless tea made from finely fermented oolong-
They're not good yet. I'm scared of your e-pinion :/
Ah good shit. On a 0-10, rate your mall~
Is that the jennifer garner one?
irl I mean
are you in school or waiting tables or what
yes because water will stop shrapnel in a 1m range
*drinks happily and gives headpats*
maybe a 6.5
it's the terrible Milla Jovovich movie about vampires
regular explosives would be better
it's the shockwave not the shrapnel that will kill you
didn't you watch mythbusters?
Awh shit thats a good point innit
I guess my SAT score is truly fair then if you combine them all
-looks up from the vacuum cleaner with wide eyes...doesn't understand the question and vacuums as hard as he can-
I thought that was Resident evil.
Is there a way to look up past scores?
and show them :3
I haven't, but reading this article by an expert
has me convinced that the shockwave will indeed kill you underwater
You can't be a fuckin' NEET.
Not with your level of intelligence.
-is frightened by the yelling and hides behind the couch-
no, Ultraviolet is truly terrible
Resident Evil is about zombies and is just upsettingly bad
yeah it's a for real problem
im pretty sure sat.collegeboard.org will still have your score saved wont it?
I'm not sure. I took them in like 2005 lol
i got subway
underwater is scary
holy shit how old are you?
you dont know the consequences of what you just said...
its too late now...
-peeks out and cautiously starts inching back out into the thread-
you are 7 years older than me holy shit
good thing i'd only stop at 10 years older
I thought everyone knew at this point.
what do you plan to do when you hit the wall at 30?
underwater is beautiful and peaceful
it's where i do all my meditation
bobo is 18
Hmm, no clue.
I don't plan much ;3
You probably will still be cute until youre 70
i figured it was kinda obvious because of how sex crazed i am
it's just weird being older than people
D: -tries to fix all your lines-
-checks on your tea-
Why dont you believe me?
You know im psychic, dont you?
I'll take care of this one for you bae <3
share some of that e-tea with me pls
So then tell me what I'll be doing when I hit the wall at 30~
Do you want to know the part about your career or the part about us having lots of sex?
lol neither pls
-brings you a mug happily-
-mugs you happily-
:< -has his life's savings in his pocket: three colorful buttons, a sticker with a smiling kitty on it, and a half eaten granola bar with raisins and dates-
you think ur parents would be proud of that measly collection
-looks at suspiciously-
-looks up at the moon curiously-
your mom is the moon?
-wants his buttons back and tries to trade you snack cakes for them- ;_;
it's wonderful thank you
welms stole your trash
not me bae
im not your typical miko
-holds out a snack cake with a little squeak...can haz buttons back?-
When you can't survive in teamfights but no one understands why.
-sits in the corner and cries, loved those buttons. They had such nice swirly colors-
You are getting stranger and stranger.
What doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.
-wipes his tears and looks up at you with wide, wet eyes-
Escaping a house fire with 3rd degree burns all over you?
that's pretty strange yeah
things like that give one a distinctive appearance and a certain twist on life