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What is dead, cannot die Edition

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Because a vision softly creeping
left it's seeds while I was sleeping

Noice bardo

tfw laying in bed

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it's hot and I feel like if I go to sleep I will wake up being sick

crap

BARD. PREPARE THE LAUNCH CODES

it's habbening

ERMAGERD


Get over it you fucking little cunts. If you are rude... EXPECT to be pulled up on it.
Fuckign pricks

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

God bless China

Maybe I can be your China... Korea and Japan will never have to know...

What did Mao Tse Tung say about the only way you can bring about revolution?

Political power grows out the barrel of a gun

That's right, change must come through the barrel of a gun, said Mao Tse Tung.

This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a sub machinegun

The class struggle is real.
Kill the bourgeoise and the fat cat bankers.
Might makes right.

Justicalism will set us free

Argentina is White!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a trash thread.

im going to import a gas powered 3 wheeled tricycle/taxi thing and start a taxi business in downtown portland

there is no way i could not possibly profit from this

Says the abbo

tengtian.en.made-in-china.com/product/oXNmzjqvcycZ/China-Electric-Motorcycle-Tricycle.html

ill buy this and give people rides on it

TUKTUK

That cat needs a swift punt to the face.

Guess it's up to me to bring this thread to life

CAN'T WAKE UP

there is literally zero reason not to buy this

We should kill people together


What will you do with it?

i will use it to get around

cars scare me because they're too big and its impossible for me to perceive how big they are

and motorcycles/mopeds are really scary because balance

this is the perfect solution to my problems

YA WE CAN START WITH YOURSELF

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You can also pimp it out

;~;

why u make me cry

That's a silly reason~ you'll adapt to cars in a one month, don't worry so much


What a heartless thing to say?

What a carefree feeling.

i drove a lot
like
a LOT
i dont like it
it stresses me out
leaving the house by myself stresses me out
idk why i even want to
only going out with mum is good

MAKE
PORTLAND
GREAT
AGAIN

ARE YOU IMPLYING YOUR LIFE IS WORTH MORE THAN SOMEONE ELSES
WHAT MAKES THERE LIFE ABLE TO B3E TAKEN AND YOURS NOT

thats my right as an arabc, insha'allah

Hammer time.

To be honest I think they should set up government funded businesses that homeless people have to attend on the road to getting back on their feet.
Not only will it give them some readily available cash, but it would also egenerate monies for the government.
Either that or create a literal HUNGER GAMES.

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reading that manga has me all feelsy right now

Scarlet, remember when you didn't used to shitpost inane things and be cool to talk to?

i haven't changed
i just have nothing interesting to talk about because i hate mobas and thats all anyone talks about
besides, all i used to do was blogpost because i was inches away from blowing my brains out
times are different now my friend
life is seemingly good

remember when goggles was cool to talk to

wait
not a single post in this thread has rly been a shitpost
ive been talking about actual things
:(

Blog Posts don't really get you to make friends unless they relate to it in some obscure way.

man do you guys ever stop?

someone cheer me up!

You're a neet that's going to spend 725 on a bike-trolley thing to give homeless people rides?

Get hype. No Man's Sky is coming.

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kill yourself

i want to buy one of these
the other part is a meme
idk its not realistic
unless i lived in downtown portland
i wouldnt be able to get that to portland from here cus it isnt highway legal

what was different back then? it was suicideposting my man

that's pretty hype

Suicide posting and camwhoring.

I know! Bardy got me on the train.

i still do the latter and dont do the former
so how is that worse?

Hey as long as you're living with no regrets then do whatever. But I don't think I remember or may have just missed any realtalks you've had with anyone apart from now.

holy
fuck
shit
right
it's like
it's like they're autistic or something

nobody talks to me about anything except my appearance or the fact that im a trap
i like history, linguistics, politics, film, anime, lots of stuff
i dont really talk about anime or video games that often cus i dont really do both.. im just rewatching good shows with my gf right now to give her good anime taste then ill look at new stuff. i never watched stuff airing tho so i could never talk about that, maybe im missing out?
i have pretty bad co-dependence issues so i only really do anything when my gf is home since i dont have any internet friends who want to do things with me

yo, 1v1 me summoner's rift no spells, fgt.

I told you I'll bring the thread back to life


You shouldn't lock yourself up in a bubble like that. Go out there and see the world, make friends, eat new foods, get into fist fights, and most importantly experience the world around you. You don't want to be a NEET like Gilgamesh do you? A car is freedom and it'll last a lot longer than that red wagon you want


Literally everything. I'm better than anyone else in this world and because of that I can choose whether they live or die

Let's watch a movie some time.

no im pretty happy where i am actually
i went outside and was super confident, extroverted, dominant
i know how to be a normie, to act like one, to get by like one, i can put on a facade. i trained myself, it wasnt hard. i made friends irl, i got girls/boys ezpz. its not really me tho
im an introvert mostly, i do go out and see the world but only with my gf. i dont really desire freedom past that
i have traveled and moved a fuck ton, i am happy to be cozy and having no drama and just living with my gf and having her kissu me and tell me im important

ok

...

See? you now have plans with an internet friend.

and idk im not a neet like that
i lead a pretty fulfilling life
im basically a housewife, though ive been lacking on that due to depression lately
i take care of a lot of adult stuff on a regular basis, like i manage everyone in this houses' budget and stuff
i go out a lot, but its very hard for me alone. voices/paranoia gets REALLY bad.. so i avoid doing it
i do whatever i can do avoid non-productive stress, and trust me if i can stress myself out to the point of mental break to make my life easier in the long run i will and do

ya but ur just doing it cus i explained myself
i think most people assume im really extroverted and confident
i guess i am confident but im not a good initiator with things
people always tell me i intimidate them, thats why they never do things with me
i suppose i understand, but it saddens me

Not really. If you ever want to do something, just ask. It's really not that hard and it's not like I would have said I can't without a reason previously.

Fine, geez, you write too much

Just don't become "too" dependent on people because you might come off as needy and people don't like that

my point exactly, thats mostly everyone's view on the subject. im too depressed to want to outwardly do stuff like that, people have to ask me you know?

its not like im complaining, again, my life is pretty fulfilling. i was just stating facts and such

the only person im needy to is my gf and she forced me to open up and be needy
i tried rly hard not to show how needy/clingy i was but she wanted me to be so now i am to her

You should murder your girlfriend

Unless you really became besties with someone, no one really wants to outwardly try and ask anyone to do anything without trying to get into their pantsu.

Kinda want to go on a killing spree with BC.

yeah i know
again im not complaining

she hasnt betrayed me

Make sure you use children as shields and stay behind me

She's changing you into a needy person, she's sick....

kinda wanna go on a shopping spree with bc

Going for a jog

bbl

youtube.com/watch?v=IZwJK4NyguM

no i wanted this shes lovely

So that's why my head hurts.

There was a beer can under my pillow

The princess and the beer can.

the beer can fairy came

congratulations

lol

...

I hope that kinda modern fairy tail becomes real.


I didnt even lose teeth

Chickadee Chickadee
fly through my window

ýou're so lucky!

...

...

Save a loife, bin that knoife.

brb brekkie

Disgusting.


God bless the Queen.

The Mighty Jingles?

i wish i had a work from home job

camwhore

Blog

i wish i had a work from home job that wasnt degrading and wasn't a "be your own boss" situation

id literally do data entry or call centre work, thats the DREAM

pretend you're a girl and beg for food

working in a call centre is significantly more degrading than camwhoring

*excited*

Lol syfy


Win the lottery

im hungry

i disagree
i think it would be hilarious to work in a call centre

Best way of getting money is pretending to have an organisation and getting that government subsidie

the fucking plagiarism

i'm getting married in two days

Pics or it didn't happen.

My mum has an art company where absolutely nothing happens but she can use it for discounts on taxes and stuff.

IM QUOTING A FILM

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

oh I didnt have sound on

ok I had a giggle

...

siblings are such horrid creatures
brb

Only if you're oldest.

Really? I buy you something nice if you want


Are you sure you want that? What if she gets bored of you because you're not the same person she fell in love with before she changed you?

Lol kill them

How's your little sister doing?

Flan?
No idea, could be anywhere.

she wont
mum loves me

I gave her an iPad and she broke it...

YOU'RE DATING YOUR MOM?

Sounds like Flan, not surprised.

Flan bought me an iPod
and I broke her

...

She's a sweetheart... tell her I said hi. Anyway how are you?


I want you to die

Only the best for Flan

Will do.
Nothing interesting really going on, kind of feel like napping before going to the gym though.
You?

I got bought one as a present, that doesn't count!

Fuck

???

I just found a beatmap I really liked but it only has osu!mania and now standard osu :D

I don't really understand that all, incompatibility issues with the versions?

*and not
There's standard osu, then there's Taiko, Catch the Beat and osu!mania, they are all kinda like guitar hero and not many people play them

Outside is so fucking holy shit, and then this completely covered up in black muslim lady just sat there, eating warm fries. wtf


I am


no dude the family name might die out.

cannot sleep

im too shy to talk to you.. bye

I'll drug you

/nap


Maybe somebody will make it for standard osu sometime, but that clears it up then.
Anyways I think I'm off to take a small nap before gym, kind of stupid though that I can nap easily during the day.


Enjoy your pain then, hah.


Alright, bye.

me too

nini

Toki that's lewd!

Baka bakashi

you won't notice

...

...

I drugged those

Why do I feel so light headed....

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BARD NO, THAT IS DRUGGED TOO. TOKI IS GOING TO KILL US. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sweet dreams~

Tokai is date raping posters?

Uhm, we gotta rapist here in Linkin Park.

Hide yo dubs, hide yo quads, cuz they rapin' everyone up in here...

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

AAAH NO PLS

wonder how tokai would do in prison

STOP RESISTING ARREST.

Misbehaving again, DokiToki?

...

Fantastic


*runs*


n-no

*kills the toki*

That's not what I'm seeing.

THAT WASN'T A LOVE POTION
IT WAS JUST AN APHRODISIAC!

I had a 1up mushroom


I swear ;-;

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cheater pants

You cheated my drugs!

That's because I'm immune to them.
Bye now I need to sleep for a bit.
nini

if getting railed by urban teenage delinquents if your definition of fantastic then yeah

blugh ni ni


thats not prison

kinda is

Prison is every gay man's dream.

Please work.

Maybe in detriot yeah

so there are no blacks in dutch prisons

lucky you you might not need stitches

HAAAAAH.....

don't be such a racist


wtf

i'm not racist

Have you seen those blacked videos?

nigs have huge cocks

disgusting

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AHHHH......

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suddenly got warmer

AHHHHHH........

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HAAAAAAAAAAH..........

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lovely thread

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sci pls leave

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I'm not that autistic.

The heck is wrong with all of you

I'm not wrong

i want to DIE

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Good morning, thread-kin.

Cinnamon raisin mini-bagels or apple jacks for breakfast do you think?

Elma: Part of your balanced breakfast ^~^

apple jacks

Thanks. I gotta use up this milk anyway :p

I donno what it is but it sounds sweet

It's an apple-cinnamon flavored cereal.

I guessed it right, I mostly have honey rings

Enjoy the flavoured sugar milk

Honey nut cheerios are good.


That's like the best part^^

It is pretty beast.

the only reasonable breakfast is millet

I prefer eating pussy for breakfast.

`that or wentelteefjes


based

*drools*

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Loco, come back. I want to e-molest you.

How does that work?

No idea.

dumpert.nl/mediabase/6769539/7663c40b/inzending_dumpert_zomerhit_2016.html

amazing

wake up guise, I need attention

But i'm tired.

And user :(

I can attach photos if you like.

KEK

BUH BYE

TIEM FOR WORK

Oh, forget it. This isn't working for me.


B-bye Scoots ;~;


bye thread

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Why not?

because user scum :p

When I grow up I wanna be a chicken nugget.

...

I'm just a chicken nugger-less child. I do not understand.

I starve for the chicken nugger.

Awwe yiss.

I've got some chicken nugger for you right here bae

jk i'm a veggie you should go to kfc if you want to slobber on nuggers

kfc is disgusting.

The only good thing at KFC is dem biscuits they got up in thur.

Instead of Wine I got multi vitamin juice and its just as good.

lol recreational crying is interesting. how did this even happen?


I like most of the sides, but I stay away from their chicken.

It doesn't help that they always, ALWAYS mess up my order even if it's like 2 things.

Sounds about right. I've never had a good experience at a KFC.

It's all the dumb stoners that run the place. Even McDonald's doesn't want them.

Maybe that's just for around here, iunno.

Gawagawa

let's gey eachother pls

The KFC in my hometown was notorious for not only bad service, but a very racist atmosphere against light-skinned people, whatever their ethnicity.


Next time crush a vitamin pill into some wine! :D

💀

Now kiss!

alcohol is the most important vitamin

That's intense. There was a few places like that down in Virginia too. You walk in and suddenly my pasty ass is a minority like whaaaa.

I just wanted some soul food, man. And everyone loves Kool-Aid so it's not even racist lol


:3c

I'll give you a peck

were*

Grim pls no cold shoulder. I thought we had something.

I'm sorry we couldn't bake x_x

Why do mcnuggies taste so good?

Its it the msg they put in their flour?

They taste like flour

brb shower


holy moly thats genius


in war

I didn't even see flour in that post

That is how bland mcnuggets our

this fucking horoscope hit the nail right on the head and my feelers are hurty now.

life is war

I'll touch your boobs

Is that warmer?

Also link horoscope

rifk rifk

That KFC's probably the only place I've ever heard a middle-aged white man in a sweater vest called the n-word. lol


Chick-Fil-A's nuggers are amazing too.
All this chicken talk is getting to you!


That's why you get 50 of them for 99-cents or something.

I can mail you some

They don't go bad cuz McDonald's food is indestructible

Just be gentle. I don't wanna get too frisky before work ;3

It's just a FB one, but

I don't know i don't eat at fast food restaurants very often

because it's basically not food

He really should have tried avoiding ordering the fried chicken.

I was so scared at the Baltimore airport when ordering coffee. It was back when I drank it black and the cashier happened to be this huge black bearded guy. He was like, "How do you want it?" B-black, sensei :/

My horroscope said I"d get into an hour-long conversation with my boss about Threadgill's, then go on 8chins and talk about KFC.


I only eat at one regularly (once a week) because they put heroin in the food. But it's not McDizzles.

Should've just been like

"Black"

and then stared at him with a gaze of absolute need and desire

They weren't serving them last time I went.

/chu


Maybe it is


Omy

Post a Scorpio one


I hate you for this

Ugh it's so yum though

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Poor babby ;_;

if only there were a methodone burger place to ween you off


It's a girl, grim

More like horrorscope, amirite Sabby-chan?


I can't into eye contact, but maybe next time I'm in that shitty airport.


I'm not a scorpio.

And the site is right on the image, baka.


Basically. I was thinking maybe I should lighten the mood by ordering my pussy-ass pink-frosted donut but he might go off on some servitude tangent for having to fetch me a snack.

I don't trust you anymore ;;

then say "black"

and then under your breath, "cock"


shh

It's a girl

it's okay for you to like the booty

It's ok

I need to go babai

Are you black?

I am!

But the site says leo

oh yeah, hold on

:p

ok ilu byebye


Weird.


If I meet a sexy stranger and hookup, will it be a...ah, nevermind. Too obvious a joke.

Sabs, don't make me fly to Texas please.

They had waffle cut fries that were delish


This is so vaaaaague

Ty though

They are all vague. That's the beauty of horoscopes.

Also, I maintain the stance that the more vague you are the more correct you become. It's a good philosophy^^

SAGITTARIUS: Back in early January, your ruling planet Jupiter chose to take a five-month slumber. It has recently awoken from this and is in what's called 'direct motion'. As the biggest planet in our solar system, it's going to take some time to get back into action properly. As it starts to grind forward, you too can expect a situation or arrangement that has been stalled or moving painfully slowly to pick up speed. You won't be waiting long for proof of this, either.


What even?


The humidity is terrible here right now. Your pretty hair would go POOF all over the place.


Those are pretty yummy. I usually substitute the fruit cup, but sometimes I get those and drown 'em in Polynesian sauce.

Well now I'm hungry.

Gonna go steal someone's lunch.

Yeah, but some aspects dangerously match my disposition, which is super creepy

I've read a detailed thing for mine

I can't get your boobs outta my head

Awwe, it will be humid here in a couple more weeks too ;~;

At least I'll get a little volume up in thurr, righ?


I almost "accidentally" posted them yesterday.

wait is there like a detailed section on the actual site?

What does that stuff about Sagittarius even mean??

Don't get caught

My thing says I'm going to find love

Omy

Mornin'

What does it say for pisces?!

Where do you even find this stuff?

*gulp*

Don't make any major decisions today


Hihi

Leo is one of the hopeless romantics of the Zodiac. Trusting to a fault, we get excited about being with someone new, which can sometimes deter our character-judgment. If you need a little help, this is how dating would be with the twelve signs:

Aries - Sexy combo
Taurus - Risky
Gemini - Happy days
Cancer - Good match
Leo - Fun!
Virgo - Not a good match
Libra - Best looking couple
Scorpio - Hot attraction
Sagittarius - Soul mate material
Capricorn - Keep them as business partners
Aquarius - Good only for a one night stand
Pisces - Dicey mix

Cafe astrology

It's for funsies

I'm gonna ask people their signs all night now lol

actually, that's what FB stalking is for

lol


Yo Grim.

How pedestrian!

Gurrrrl, better break out that boar bristle or you gon' get straight frizzy!


I think it means Jupiter's gravity is going to suck me up into space and I'll finally fulfill my dream of being an astronaut.

Until I suffocate, anyway.


No one has anything good, so I'm just gonna wait. My tummy's kinda mad now though.

Pedestrian??? fufufu

I guess I'll have a reason to buy better brushes now.

Sure beats "One Night Stand" though.

she's a virgo... and 16

oh well

I wanted something sexy and exciting!
Sagittarius: Prepare for rope burn!

.///.

Yes.

Holy cow I did my natal chart and there is paragraphs of BS.

Sun in Aquarius

One of the standout characteristics of those born under the Sun Sign of Aquarius is their unwillingness to follow the beaten track. With advancement and progress on their minds, there can be an irreverence to old and outdated ways of thinking and doing things. Many Aquarians aim to free themselves of personal and social conditioning. Although open to change in theory, Aquarians can be surprisingly stubborn. Their idealism runs strong, but they can be very fixed in their opinions.

Often a bit aloof and even standoffish, Aquarians nonetheless are usually well-liked. They are curious and observant, and tolerant in a broad sense. Prejudice and bias is offensive to the typical Aquarius. Aquarians are generally very clever, witty, and intellectual. They value progress and frankness. It's difficult to throw Aquarians for a loop--they're generally on top of things. There is a bit of reformer in Aquarius. They'll try to get you to see through superficiality, and encourage you to be open and forthright. "Be true to yourself" and "Don't follow the crowd" are mottos we easily associate with this sign. Aquarians need space and value personal freedom. Any attempt to box them in will likely fail. They'll happily return the favor; and they will treat people from all walks of life as equals. Equality and fairness are hallmarks of the sign. If you're quirky and "different", all the better.

of course it's all bs

Gee, really?

A lot of those follow the same idea of cold-reading.

fuck this country

So you're an Aquarius, Cookie?


Time to get knotty! :D

Yush. Feb 17.
And you're a Sagittarius, then?

Rude :V

I don't know why, but his mustache is always kind of unsettling.
I want to shave it off.

Agreed.

Yep yep. Nov 26. I ruined my mom's Thanksgiving. :3

Whahah, I was born at like 8 in the morning or something, after 10 hours of labour.
Wasn't appreciated.

Arab pride lies in the stache

Excuse me, I thought they would try and keep it down to avoid conflict within their writing.


Cold reading?
How can they manage that without ever meeting me?

We need to create a political party to drive that thing.


He always looks so sad in the pictures.

his wife though

hnnggg

Is that his wife? She's pretty.


You didn't want to come out, huh? I don't blame you. It's probably really cold there in Feb. You were almost a Valentine's Day baby. Cute.

I just read a bit about zodiac meanings, and it contradicted itself completely within the span of two paragraphs.

Shouldn't you be in the naughty corner?


They're very generalised where it can apply to a large number of people even if they're from different signs.

Late :V

Whoa, Valentine would almost be a special day for me.
They used vacuum things on my head to pull me out in the hospital.
I was rather large, for a baby.

He was once happy


she's gorgeous, and from England.


noooo, I'm a free bee

I took a nap.

Deadpool's out on DVD now right?

I might stream it

no excuses

I wonder how this managed to stay relevant throughout time, but things like Liver Reading died out.


We are all everything.

Now go back.


Star stuff.

Well, it's 'harmless' for one.

B-but....

Aw, were you a cute lil' chubby baby?


He was cute when he was younger. He should have kept the hair.


Mhm. Have you seen it? I thought every scene that didn't involve his girlfriend was awesome. I could do without the romantic plot though, but that's what FOX chose to drive the narrative and "broaden" the audience.


Whimsical females don't want to see a bird gutted on the forum floor. They just want to "put their feelings out into the Universe" and see what the planets and stars have to say.

no

I have not. Been looking forward to it.

I don't think I was chubby, but I honestly wouldn't know.
Can't remember any pic.
How about you, then?

I dont wannaa..


probably would've if he stayed an eye surgeon in London as he was.

The parts with DP, Colossus, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead are amazing. I may get a digital copy of the movie just to cut those scenes out and make my own personal edit.


Didn't he have an older brother who died, meaning he kinda had to go play king? Poor guy.

You will be punished later.

Their chemistry was fun tho

The love stuff seemed kind of forced but they were fun to watch together when they weren't overemphasizing "THEY'RE IN LOVE NOW LOOK AT IT THEYRE A PERFECT COUPLE"

I wasn't too chubby, but I looked like a boy.


When he said it was like he made her in a computer, I literally groaned aloud in the theater.

I want a solo Colossus movie with the levity of like Guardians or Ant Man with him teaching all the bratty teenage recruits how to be X-Men

The universe will provide.


Yeah it's harmless, but it's just silly. At least from my perspective.


Honestly I'm a really religious person, and this still screams BS to me.
Oh well. I guess it just doesn't tickle my fancy like it does for others.

Also someone reading dead entrails for my future is a ton more metal, and I would prefer that to this "THE SUNS POSITION EXPLAINS YOUR VITALITY" stuff.

I'm looking at caps, it says it's in HD but it looks..off

what do you think?

Yes.

Please stop now.

Grim I need your attention now.

Romantuc sitcom level cheese

But still, they were good partners

Guardians was the sheet!


Until it collapses.

what's the android version of facetime

I'll make breakfast in front of you

Yes, it was very good

I guess we could use google hangouts, welma

The what version of what??

Can't wait for the second and the new oldies.

Yeah its pretty sad.
His brother was really militaristic though, so Assad is a way more liberal and soft dude.
But that didnt help


n-no no please

AND HE STILL HAD THE DAMN MOUSTACHE!


Yeah, watched it a week ago, recommending that because it's pretty funny.

video calling

They all do dude

You lied, none on the women.

Get me in on that, I'll cook some potatoes lmao

I wonder what happens after the universe dies out.

Shut up and take my money! Plus it would actually make sense to have a little bit of a romantic element in there. If anything, just have him pick up a picture of Kitty, sigh, then put it down and get to work.


I'm not a spiritual person myself, but I feel like I'd hear far more intelligent statements in a theological discussion than an astrological one. It's fortune cookie stuff.


Looks decent to me, though I don't have a hi-def display, so...


I like and respect the actress 'cause Firefly/Serenity, and I guess they had good chemistry. I just don't like seeing Deadpool tethered to any sort of healthy reality.

Funny, so did I.


Same here.

...

It is going to happen.


In my unprofessional opinion, I think it could either one of two ways.
all the remaining particles just eventually group and condense onto a single mass and it stays like that for the rest of time until some other unfathomable event.
Or while it crashes in on itself it sparks another big bang on itself or multiple smaller ones.

That'd be great, give him some emotional depth and also have the teenage X-Men be foils to his straight and narrowness like Deadpool was

She wasn't the kind to be tethered either, which makes me think they'll be broken up in the next movie

That's... disturbing.

Hmmmm...maybe...
She dies.

And it pushes DP into full-on psycho mode.

Many religious people I know are still very much interested in the sciences. The guy who came up with the big bang was a priest. Lol

Anyway, how are you doing?


Eventually even the universe will go dark.
I wonder if mankind will ever actually amount to anything, or if our days as a species already numbered.

Kinda want to see them fighting tbh

this is annoying

oh damnit


*tug leg* hmmrwm xc

Just do mobile tc fam

...what the hell, Sabsy.

I think they made a good point in the remake of The day the earth stood still, where the old guy explains to Keanu that the human kind i kinda stupid but they smarten up once the release stuff is actually going bad. Kind of like how hard you would nearing a deadline after a lot of procrastination.


I am not going to change my mind.

Ok welma I made one, check your phone

Oh, yeah. That's one reason I'm not militant about my atheism. It's just weird here in the States because we have a great deal of fundamentalists with a lot of influence who either spread bad science or deny a lot of well-established science entirely.

I'm doing ok. Just hate being cooped up inside on a such a nice day.


I didn't realize his GF was a mutant in the comics. Maybe something will happen and they will fight. Neat.


Wassa matter, sweetheart?

Baka bakashi

See, all part of the setup.

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Well, I'll retract my bashing if there's a payoff. :P

xc I accept my fate..

She is just crying because she's forced to wear that silly hat

What kind of horrible creatures are those?!

I believe in Ryan Reynolds

k im just gonna make breakfast

fricken hungry

Mean.

Good boy.

But Colby, I'm glad we agree that Colossus was adorable in that movie.


Teh Simp


I had the same reaction to his being cast as I did when RDJ was cast as Tony Stark - "Yeah, that's about right."

Ahh, this one I know.
Actor Lisa.

Deadpool?

酷い

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He was one of the best parts of the movie, lovably weird and stereotypical

And Ryan Reynolds has way more investment in Deadpool than RDJ had in Iron Man so I believe even harder

what?

I just wonder if we'll ever be able to escape the constraints of the solar system. Like we will travel the stars ever actually?


Well those people need to honestly relax.
When living in Texas I attended a Southern Baptist Church, and I was so bothered by how some people were so closed minded.
You can wholeheartedly believe in the book, but you can't lower the standards of education because of your own personal belief.
If anything, teach your children to hold strong to their faith while still learning the curriculum. Not tell them to simply discount everything being taught.

I hear you. Can you not go on a walk or something?

HYPE


bluuh

...

I am so confused right now.

Probably not in our kid's kid's life time.
The first steps would be investing in sustainability and finding efficient energy means. Everything else like science and politics will follow.


CIV 6 HYYYPE TRAAAINNNN

Do you think we would have at least start colonizing Mars in our kids' kids' lifetime?

eggs over hard with avocado and habanero on a tortilla


healthy/10

That sounds so good

I just made a bagel with light cream cheese

Excluding travel time, yeah, I can see that at least.

I'M SO EXCITED

HET

nice hair


it was

I salt and pepper it oh-so-lightly

brb dinner


waow looks good

Punk rock.

Didn't they just release Beyond Earth though?

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lol, thx


a mint coffee cooler

💝


post-drugs Costa and downtime

Is that a sailor uniform?

Oh wow, that was already 2 years ago.
Pause clocks please.

it is.

Skirt to match?

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sup fam a la bangarang!

Everybody should wear skirts.

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;3

Everything would be so much better if everybody was a loli.

youtube.com/watch?v=MN4KC_zlW4g

How many hours from now is a good time to stream?


not at all


just the way they should be

Depends what you are streaming

OMG :SdiHV MY MIND

deadpool


?????????

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Is in 2 hours time asking alot?
If it is no worries marra

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have the house to myself so after I go get alcohol lol

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AHSfdaisjdhgao

I LITERALLY CANT EVEN

2 hours it is


so 4d is time?

oh man

Boosh
Well I'll be back in 2 hours
Ciao

EVERYTHING IS A SERIES OF GODDAM TUBES

ur a tube

Whoa, flashback from 06.

Wew lad

living the life m80

I've returned from chicken

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Time to be drunk all day :D

Did you quit?

Naw, it's just my day off and I don't work til 2 PM tomorrow lol

hang on dude

noice

i gotta leave here at like 345

How about Vision Quest Homer? :D

Yep! He was such a gentleman.


Hi!


Well, let's see how they do with Cable in the mix. And if Age of Apocalypse continues the positive momentum of the past two X-Movies, maybe we'll get another crossover.


My uncle's a SB minister and I had to go to his church for years, so I understand your frustration. The people there were incredibly kind, and since it was a small church, it felt like a little family. I just couldn't reconcile what I knew with what they believed, ya know?

And I can't go for a walk until I get off work. Might sneak out early again. (Been doing that a lot lately.)

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