Ready Player One

fucking kill yourself if this isn't bait. You cunt I want to strangle you

go back child

IKR? I love video games I'm such a nerd lol! XD

Are you one of those Pol people whose a cancer on this site? Dont join! Da Joos will find you! xD

Is it going to suck, Anons?

I unironically enjoyed the book. Guess we'll see.

Reminder that the book this was based on was the purest definition of Reddit and this is how the actor looks like in real life.

*how the author looks like
damn I am tired. I'll go to the bed.

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Please let this fail. Please let this bomb so hard this guy has to beg for change on the side of the road. Please.

I didn't think it could get any more reddit but I was wrong. What an absolute faggot

Dacion 4 did it better honestly.

A life well spent, undoubtedly.

also:
wtf? did they make another movie after KothCS?

dude has nutty eyes

So he's not genuine about his love for the 80's nerd crap but using it for his book. Can't say I'm surprised.

Pure kino

This is below even Reddit. This movie is literally imgur.

No but there have been talks about it.

The book is set in the future, the implication is that there will be more indiana jones films in the years after the book was written (2011).

gundam actual made me have hope that this would be enjoyable to watch

This Spy Kids 3D remake looks great! Can't wait to watch it!!!

it will be there for 30 seconds max.they need to make space for other X popular characters

Grim Fandango is the perfect game for a movie. It basically is one already. Hire an animation studio who are worth a damn, and just do it.

Does this nigga even know what he's talking about?
Who hasn't seen most of this shit in their childhood anyway? Why do you need to study up on fucking Star Wars?

Pleb Leddit Memeia BTW in the future.

Who's the bitch under the Heaven's Gate guy?

to be fair, nobody with a soul has been able to get through more than a few pages of ready player one, so it's easy to be surprised by it

s-souls are for dorks anyway…

So is just listing a bunch of video games and pop culture references the same as being an author now?

I wonder how many kids those two have fucked?

Yes.

Can't for the life of me remember the bitches name but she killed her daughter and got away with it in court.

I hate this fucking world.

No, why should i? There has been countless of books that has done this virtual reality story to death already. Fuck, even the fucking X-files had an episode like this. Why is this relevant in 2017 again? Who is going to watch this?

Lol xD Games are my escape from my reality bros!

Planetescape Tournament would make an awful movie. Hell, you shouldn't want a movie of any game, good or bad, because it goes against what a fucking game is in the first place.

The Hollywood-federal propaganda complex will not allow this to fail.

While i do hope and pray to any god that will listen that this movie bombs and Cline will contract testicular cancer, a part of me has a suspicion that this film might actually be successful.

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shut up steven spielberg is a genius. be grateful he even makes movies at all retard

Fuck off, kike.

jews are literally more intelligent, hard working, and have contributed more art than whites in the last 100 years. we are the master race. go jerk off to anime porn retard

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That's right you fucking Holla Forumsbaby. Can't handle the truth? Got triggered by a mere fact on an imageboard? Fucking kill yourself.

no, you just claim to. you're like niggers; white people hand you the sum of all accomplishments of civilisation and you pretend that you were the ones who created it all.

that's why the holocaust should have happened.

I love when white retards say this when mesopotamia, the birthplace of civilization was SEMETIC. YOU FUCKING WHITE RETARD. go jerk off to hitler and bathe in your ignorance.

Despite the Ashkenazim being so insecure about their low intelligences that they have to artificially raise theirs like the fucking Chinks
If by 'working', you mean acting like a fucking parasite, then sure. Remember, the last time Jews actually were forced to worked honestly for once was the so-called Holocaust
Random blotches of paint on a canvas, photographs of various people's assholes and penises aren't art, kike.
Kikes literally can't master anything without clawing their teeth into pre-existing civilizations and sucking the lifesblood out of it.

Why are you so obsessed with jerking off, Chaim?

and then you people fucked it all up.

hell, even islam is your fault.

typical white delusion. Can't handle the truth?

Because white people are the ones who jerk off to anime and cp constantly to the point where 90% of the internet is porn. Congrats, what an achievement to technology you have contributed.

If dumb ass christians weren't so joyless they wouldn't have had to kill themselves in crusades constantly, not that I even care. the less whites the better.

Because it was literally an Ancient Israelite greeting.

From yeshiva.co

I already know the truth, you rat. And the truth is why I despise you and your people. If only YHWH had exterminated your kind after the Golden Bull shenanigans.

holy kek I bet you think anime is real too. fucking white retard mongoloids.

Myths show the ideals of a people, Chaim. When your ideals are cutting baby dicks and fondling adult mens' dicks, that says just exactly how fucked up your (((people))) are.

Actiblizz probably jumped at the chance. Marketing is all they do.

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that first fucking image
to be honest to fit so much cringe in so little text is kind of impressive

If you want to see Gundam, just watch Gundam. It's not over and done with like The Iron Giant, the nips are still making Gundam content.

Casey Anthony? although tbh lots of women waste their own kids and get slaps on the wrist b/c they're women, it could be anyone

The time has come for it to end.

The only tape i want to watch is the tape hanging around his neck as he's hanging from a shitty lamppost.

The sooner North Korea nukes everything, the better.

He hasn't been good since the 90's.

Awww yeeeh boooiiiiii Who ready for some epicness??? XDXD

His genius will truly be tested because he has to work with trash material and make it into a semi-decent movie.

Looked up the author Ernest Cline and it seem he's actually going to make a sequel to Ready Player One. Then there is his other book Armada, which you guessed it, is about video games and pop culture which looks to be ripping off Enders Game somewhat. Enders Game, Flight of the Navigator and games about alien invasions are part of an alien invasion conspiracy according to his Dad's notebook. The story follows a teenager who plays an online video game about defending against an alien invasion, only to find out that the game is a simulator to prepare him and people around the world for defending an actual alien invasion.
If the movie succeeds, prepare to see this also in theaters.

Also, minor thing to mention, but I found out that Wil Wheaton does the audio version of both books so if you want double faggotry without reading it yourself, there is that option.

Holy fuck it's like a cancer that keeps growing and getting worse every day. But I guess it's better than another war jewberg movie. I didn't even consider watching bridge of jews

So, it's a shittier version of The Last Starfighter?

This reeks of money laundering.

This is what happens when you hate on harry potter enjoy

Sickfu sexy!

thicc

Jesus Christ, when I first read those excerpts I though they were from an interview with the author about the book, but you say this is an EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK ITSELF?! It reads like a fucking Buzzfeed article!

Why is this allowed?

how soon until we make a copypasta out of pic 1?