You cunts ready to watch Australian Games Done Quick?

wew

Completely different event run by completely different people.

What i don't get is if someone are a fucking faggot, why cant they just accepted that? Why do they need to fuck themself up past the point of no return.

Important question: Will there be Werster?

That's Bravely Second.

Are there any thread topics that don't instantly turn into talking about SJWs and transgender issues? Holla Forums is the only place I hear this shite and I'm a bit over it now.

I'll just watch the touhou and blood money speed runs, the rest I don't care about.

fuck off tranny

We do, it's just you don't hear about them because they're not fucking themselves up past the point of no return.

So whatever happened to Hex

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horaro.org/ausspeedrunmarathon

Schedules because OP didn't link. Apparently they'll be at AVCon too if anyone here is attending. I probably won't be awake for mystery dungeon so I'll start at mystery box for the Thursday schedule.

He'll be on a bunch but I don't think we'll ever get anything like from 2013 again, I caught the Sonic 2 run, it was alright, but he was tired and mostly provided commentary while not contributing to the swear jar.

Do they even show many foreign shows/films anymore? I used to love watching Jackie Chan and Inspector Rex. Also lots of raunchy stuff.

What did chat even say?
I bet that's what happened.

the chat was traveling at about 50 messages per second, you had to be watching carefully to be offended by anything they said.

What's this cunt wearing and how's it been so far?

A fucking white mage cloak.

He looks like a dickhead.

Died from accumulation of STD's from being constantly fingered in nightclubs.

Over estimate boys.

the runner is a trans nigger, abandon ship

Not a trans, just a fat chick.

Phew

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Why are people giving it attention

Actually I might be wrong. This voice, this is probably a man. LOOKS like a fat chick, SHAPED like a fat chick, ACTS like a fat chick… Does not sound like one. Is a duck still a duck if it clucks like a chicken?

so its about killing the bosses as fast as possible?

Same reason it happened to begin with. He's a trust fund brat.

Basically, yeah.

Oh fucking Hell, another several hour run?

Honestly i think it's just an an awkward as fuck fat and ugly girl that enjoys video games, but isN't good at them.

But holy shit that THICK fucking chick with that fucking hair.

JUST

user, she's just fat. Why do people keep saying thick/thicc when it's just some fucking fat chick?

HELPU ME UNDUSTANDU

fat people are thick user.
Take it as people calling anorexic people skeletons.
Of course you could also go with hamplanet and such.

It's kinda like gay people calling themselves gay instead of a faggot. Or furfags calling themselves "furry roleplay enthusiasts" instead of animal fuckers, you know what I mean right?

Alright but "thick" doesn't sound as denigrating as "fat."

I get it now. People trying to say "thick" and have it sound better than "closer to their own death through over eating".

Nobody should be saying "thick". That's fucking retarded.

You clearly don't know any gay people.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

I never played Kingdom Hearts. Is that too long or optimistically short?

probably because it's night time in straya (I think)

4 am mate.

Multi-hour runs just tend to be dreadfully boring to watch.

Yeah it's like 3-4 am there

Yeah so it's understandable to have a long time filler game during low viewer hours.

I bet they'll use Marisa B too.

Usually when someone is described as thick it means they're stupid. I've only seen thick mean "fat" when talking about thighs and such and that's usually in a positive way.

It's closer to 3:40 AM where they are.

Yeah unless they have good commentary or interesting stuff happening.

Post Aussie music while we wait for the boring runs to end.

Do you just watch this and wait for autism? How do you people enjoy this?

Used to have that same hoodie. Never got me laid.

I usually wait for some highlights to come out on youtubs. This is the first time I'll watch any of these live

I assumed it was Melbourne or Sydney. Guess it's Adelaide.

Personally I just enjoy people commentating on the finer details of games showing them off in a knowledgeable fashion.

the other person on the couch looks so bored, why doesn't it just leave?

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who's the target audience here ?

That's sort of the point.

Surprised they can run an event considering what I hear about the ISPs there.

seriously what's the point of speedrunning stuff where going fast is kind of the whole point of the game, or you can't affect the game speed at all except for dying

donations will be used solely to keep the connection up, if people stop donating they'll shutdown the stream halfway through the event

This girl looks like she's falling asleep.

Oh man that's the ogre girl

at least in Gallop the scrolling/stage progression speed depends on which side of the screen the player vehicle is. They should have run that instead

Are any of the runs after this looking good?

That's a nice room they got now that I look, way sharper than that space *GDQ usually gets.

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Well, werster is coming up I see. I recall him being decent at GDQ in the past.

I can't wait.

What ever happened with him? I read that his mother set up his girlfriend with Wersters brother or something

This is still the best result of Australia's existence.

Was not familiar with that. Runners sure seem to run into some bizarre situations.

Is Laceystripes a tranny?

Fuck off abbo

Wow, this guy sure is bad at this.

sleepy games done slow

Well, the event is actually just called "Australian Speedrun Marathon".
Hopefully they run something good next.

Yeah I understand it's the nightshift over there by they could have organized it better so the people doing the graveyard shifts wouldn't complain about playing games in the middle of the night in a sleepy monotone

She got fingered in a nightclub by so many guys she imploded.

she fell out of her own vagina and inverted her entire upper body

Is it true that Australians never liked Nintendo and were more into computers and arcades?

It was like that for Europe as well.

What era? Everyone I knew had a snes or a megadrive as a kid.

If we're talking only about consoles, I had the NES, SNES and 64 growing up but most of the kids I knew had Sega or PS. We had a pretty fun arcade place called TimeZone where you could pay something like $20 and get unlimited credits on all games for 4 hours.

but computers, yes, because piracy is king in a shit world

also daily reminder that beyond blue is literally A COMPLETELY WORTHLESS CAUSE

I've never even fucking heard of them before.

RecLink and Soldier On are the only things I donate to.

its the worst cause, it's similar to agdq's cancer prevention foundation, it doesn't do shit
but then again
what other causes and service, you can choose?

What about guide dogs? money going to train doggos for blind people doesnt seem that bad although probably only 30 percent goes to them.

So is it like, Tarantulas and Kangaroos playing video games or some shit?

How far over is this guy? The timer started again

At least Guide dogs helps actual people in need.

under estimate + donation incentive, mercy killed at 20mins

In fairness, the dude's been up for probably over 20 hours.

In before someone falls asleep during a run and the channel gets permabanned.

Whats up with the schedule? says he was supposed to be finished at 7.30am?

Just have someone change the category to Social Sleeping.

ayy

Logged in to twitch for the first time in years and I get this shit
`Your message was modified for using words banned in this channel`

WERSTER

fugg stream went down on our boy werster

Damn.

trolled softly

no audience?

its like early agdq, no audience, just playing the videogame

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It's like they're deliberately choosing the worst possible games. How long does this go on for?

Should be over in an hour(?) if I'm correct. After this is over we get some Alpha Protocol which actually might be fun to watch with how broken it is.

That's gonna be brutal.

What size was it in?

this dudes back is gonna be so fucking sore after this run

man what the fuck, I expecting

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what is this guy doing, what the fuck

Shitty Games with Ugly Bints Done Mediocre 2016

I was gone for a minute why is he stopped to drink water?

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down with the sickness

this guy has the world record for alpha protocol, fucking how

i love ringo

Just got back to it for mystery box, but wow they're really behind schedule. How was Mystery Dungeon?

Mystery Dungeon was alright. Not a lot went to wrong surprisingly/sadly. Werster still got it.

A N Y % Q U A K E
with the same cough drop water man

OH SHIT DAT QUAKE

NEVERMIND, WE DOUK NOW

DUKE NUKEM 3D. INSTEAD

I ain't afraid of no Quake!

SOCIAL EATING, B A N N E D

brianna who?

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typical american

It was either that or to go through most of E2 again. Still a decent run and enthusiastic runner overall, time for good-old SM64!

audio out of sync for anyone else?

out of sync/10

It is. If you're watching through mpv set the audio delay to -1100ms (Ctrl+-)

just set mine in VLC to the same amount

wanted to make sure it wasn't something wrong on my end

nigga be chokin on mario

I said I oppose tyranny and I got permabanned

dont read just ban it could hurt the feelings of a minority

that is the unmarried version of "my wife's son"

I'm ready

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm no longer ready.

What the fuck is the point.

Got banned from chat for asking what was next and saying I was kinda bored of a 4 hour jrpg.

The first few chapters are alright, then it turns into the video game version of Endless Eight. It's not that great. They also edited chibi character outfits, because NoA published it.

HOW? FUCKING HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?

Are any of these runs being recorded?

no

WERSTER TIME.

They'll probably be stored on Twitch for a bit.

fugg

They might invite him back if he tells them he's becoming a women.

Why do you like Marxist gatherings so much anyway?

He's fucking up a lot.

Damn it.

Yeah, similar to the Sonic 2 one. He'd better do good at Gold it's only the any% route.

I have no idea why it wasn't being played on console, it's odd. Gold is though I can see the GameCube.

Do not speak of such things.

only 14 seconds behind world record on a keyboard though

This isn't a GDQ, mate.
Shit, the current runner is rather un-PC if anything. He shouted "fucking niggers" on stream once.

CD got a PC release in the 90s, along with a few others, like Sonic 3 & Knuckles (With Michael Jackson music replaced) and Sonic R.

Earlier he was bitching about trying to think of SFW words.

All "nerd' gatherings are basically Marxist holy lands now.

He's a good boy today though, zero swearing which is unfortunate

What about ESA and NASA (where a guy dressed up as the American flag while wearing a Trump hat)? Or any of the other marathons?
So far I haven't seen anything "Marxist" here, they're just running games.

I think that's just his choice though, I think another runner swore before him.

Might just be because he's Australian. It's actually freaking me out about how little these people swear, they don't seem real.

cunt

You could say flamin galah

cheers, you're a good cunt.

Old memories of Union Cave.

Does he bleach his head?

Probably not, most people with blondish hair usually go darker as they get older.

Man that was not a good explanation of the coin case glitch. A shame because it's probably one of the best in any game. At least the run went pretty well, too bad there won't be any more Pokemon over the next 2 days.

This Crash runner is seriously fucking up.

What? The stream is over until Saturday.

They're hosting other runners currently, the guy they're hosting now made tons of mistakes.

Its hosting some crash runners stream

Where? The OP link is offline.

Anyone wanna hear about the time I fingered hex at a Sydney nightclub?

Next marathon starts in a couple days.

Just making sure the thread doesn't die before the marathon starts again,

twitch.tv/ausspeedrunmarathon

OH SHIT IT'S BACK

horaro.org/ausspeedrunmarathon/avcon1

It still says it's offline for me.

nice ruse

twitch.tv/ausspeedrunmarathon2

There's also this stream.

For a second I thought that was Cosmo.

holy fuck this crash 2 shitter is choking so hard

He was like this yesterday as well.

There's a dire lack of good Aus runners, in speed and commentary. Dunno what the stream is showing for you lot but there's about as many people as at a 2013 era GDQ, surprising considering that it's part of a larger event with plenty of other distractions. However they're pretty much just watching, there's not enough to be excited about.

MGR speedrun. That should be interesting

SHIGGY

Welp, my stream is lagging to shit, I guess no touhou for me.

It wasn't that good anyway. She had to play at 30fps and kept talking about ebin memehous like Koishi and Momiji.