Nana is Healer Sniper confirmed

Whats with the high amount of egyptian nonsense in overwatch anyway?

Fat chinese girl or nothing.

*if the side stuff that says mercy might be a corpse powered by a biotic suit is true.

they base them around the current playable places egypt, murrca, bongland and so on.

They keep teasing seattle as well so probably doomfist as senator armstrong tier guy next.

a 3rd person brawler would be cool.

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Rasheed pls go.

no i finally have a game where dont have to mix race and can have multiple wives

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Shes her mother! T-that is not halal!

have you even read the koran, fucking mohammad fucking his 9 year old cousin

Nobody cares about your shitty tumblr-friendly TF2 clone.

he still plays current tf2

Pretty much this. Already get enough teams with 2 snipers and they almost never help the team.Really not looking forward to another.

Well that would certainly make the angel getup less narcissistic

Back to your containment thread.

Back to 4/v/ then, checkem.

its over

This is the overwatch thread

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I hope you're at least ashamed.

cant wait for alahcarnage to defend this even more

Looks like she's at least be more helpful than the other two

I'm actually going to go a step further and say this is probably going to be the #1 character you don't want to see a teammate playing. Hanzo and Widow have means to get to places where snipers can be useful or to get away when enemies get up on them, Ana seemingly has no mobility to get to high places or to get away from attackers, her heal is actually skill dependent, and her ult rewards being a shitty pocketeer healer.

And then what happens when hanzos ult gets nerfed?

Then maybe Hanzo would be a less desirable teammate pick, but I kinda doubt they'll nerf his ult.

Don't forget the sniper rifle deals DoT to enemies.

switching back to burrito latin-american voice acting or chinesecartoon voices

DAMN SON

you know you have to be 18 to post here, right?

ANAL PORN WHEN

I give it another 20 minutes.

Checked.

Still no reason to go back to this game.

A NEW AGE IN WAIFU WAR 2016 BEGINS

noice

Assfaggots don't really care about maps.
No matter how much people think it's not FPS assfaggots.

pharah x mommy

I still want rainstorm seattle. Like vision distance impairing rain. like maybe some huge open space with a ring of paths around it for flanking but you run through the rain across hoping hanzo or windowmaker dont reveal you to the other team and cut you down.

IT BEGINS.

PTR patch notes here: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20178523#patchnotes

Some notable ones
Roadhog is no longer as much of an ult battery for the enemy team. Damaging him to build ult will just charge his ult as well if you don't kill him.

D.Va

Defense Matrix
Cooldown decreased from 10 seconds to 1 second
A new resource meter has been added. This meter will deplete while Defense Matrix is active and then recharge when it’s not in use.
Defense Matrix takes 10 seconds to reach full charge from empty
At a full charge, Defense Matrix will last for 4 seconds
Defense Matrix will now remain active as long as its assigned hotkey is held

McCree

Peacekeeper
Now maintains full damage at longer distances, but will deal less damage at extreme ranges

Mercy

Caduceus Staff
Damage Boost
Bonus damage increased from 30% to 50%
Effect will no longer stacks with bonus damage provided by another Mercy

Soldier: 76

Heavy Pulse Rifle
Spread recovery will begin after a short delay (rather than instantly)

Zenyatta

Base shields increased by 50 (now 50 Health/150 Shield)
Orb of Discord and Orb of Harmony
Projectile speed has been increased from 30 to 120
Transcendence
Movement speed is now doubled upon activation
Healing amount increased from 200 to 300 health per second

pff not mercy x cheating on pharah with her mom

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Cooldown decreased from 10 seconds to 1 second

OH BOY ITS GOBBO TIME.

oh YES

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zenyatta
we sanic now?

Why? Is she at least not as much of a cunt as Pharah?

ana milf r 34 when?

pleb

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aras are life, BUT THEY GOTTA BE THICK.

So i stick with bei.

Holy fuck, I'd already been playing him a lot lately after realizing how ridiculous discord alone was. Too bad I won't be a special snowflake anymore though.

They're going to be introducing more content as well and are just teasing shit one at a time.
I could be mistaken though. There's not actually any official announcement that this is what they're doing.

Wait, Holla Forums likes this game now?

nice tumblr reposts user

#overwatch #originsedition #gethype

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They are. Its why i bought it, no season pass niggardly shit just free content updates. Just gotta let pat fuck his bank to pay for it.

mark caved

but its fun and i like playing it with Holla Forums

but its not an esport thing, its a party game dont let nobody tell you it aint.

Keep this shit in your containment thread you faggots

It died. There is none.

No but it was constantly shit on for weeks and weeks and now I go to the front page and see 3 overwatch threads.

I just wonder what changed. I don't hate the game (Except for it's huge hit boxes fuck that casual shit) but this doesn't normally happen.

Holy shit, that's terrible.

wouldn't know I since I do not go to tumblr
saved it from a discord channel

You best start believing in overwatch genrals

YOU'RE IN ONE.

Really?
Point them out to me because I can't see them.

Well, whenever a new semi-popular game comes out there's always a small group a shitposters who try to lower posting quality by attempting to shit up those threads. Happened with The Witcher too.

Remember, there are plenty of people who want us to go away.

I refuse to get involved in any Blizzshit whatsoever. They end up sucking out peoples' souls and are 100% casual-friendly.
Playable sniper mudshit, how exciting. Glad to see she's wearing her hijab, otherwise it would be haram.

why would they nerf hanzo's ult? i hope you don't mean raising the volume when using wolf skin.

The same could be said of TF2, but it doesn't stop the 6v6 fags or the highlander tourneys.

you can't tell from art style and whacky alt lifestyle shipping shit?

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Haven't played this turd since launch, and the friends who convinced me to buy it haven't either. Guess I'll try it out again.

Trash

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Nah he hates Tracer. His Overwatchfu is Bastion.

hat fortress is its own monster like that CSGO lottlo shit.

they place for crates and the miniscule endorphin release opening them.

Fucking clang threads.

Oh Christ. Sitting in a corner doing fucking nothing. Yeah that sounds like Mark.

Jump into competitive and get ready for some shit. The teamwork is none existent but the plays get more creative than 'generic zerg rush'

not to keen on telling tumblr shit outside the red nose reindeer and other fan pictures

jesus christ.

What shit taste.
MEKA a qt.

l-leave my thick princess alone!

Bravo, Blizzard

i have a need clang cannot satisfy

I actually really wouldn't mind this game if it had a decent singleplayer campaign. I'd pirate and play that and actually get my futuristic Egyptian FPS and I'll leave the waifufaggotry to the people who actually paid for this game

oh shit its the goblin retard

I just played OW with King Kike, that guy switches classes every 1.2 seconds.

You'd think Mark would like D.va since she's basically his anime waifu.

We've finally been rewarded, my friends. Those hours of playing a bad support and already doing well are being paid off! We're finally allowed to pick Zenyatta without being shit on!

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THEY CALLED ME 'SHIT SUPPORT'

SO I BECAME THE BEST SNIPER.

AND NOW MY REWARD IS FAST.

NOT BECAUSE I CAN, BUT BECAUSE I MUST.

FUCK TRACER.

You are shit support for not picking mercy

Now that Blizzard released Overwatch I realized that Blizzard is pretty much the Apple of game developers. They literally make the same polished turds that miraculously attract the same type of emotional people who are convinced they're enjoying a superior game made by a superior developer and look down on anyone who diverges from their opinion.

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fucking this. cant wait for all sniper teams to be "viable". when do they release a sniper tank?
well at least anal might accidentally heal someone, unlike every mercy matchmaking gives me.

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I'M SAVING UP FOR THE IMP SKIN FOR OUR SECRET VAMPIRE UNDEAD QUEEN DAD, GOD!

Ive played like 100 comp games and seen maybe two Widows and a dozen or so Hanzos, the latter only really being picked since he can just fire blindly for a handful of kills then throw down ults on points to deter a cap. Many more useless cunts playing Mei who will block friendly ults.

The game is "its fun with friends" type of game.

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ana seems more like a secondary support like zenyatta.
so basically
mercy + ana
mercy + zenyatta
mercy + etc

I also manage to get every victory pose for dva from loot boxes

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Thanks blizz….

hes not fun thou

Why not just suck cocks then?

Just go for the Absolutely Haram skins, user.

Pic related.
Niggerfaggots please go and stay go.

Native Egyptians != Ethnic Muslims

Lets be real here.

All the stuff Junkrat says would be more hilarious if he had an arab accent.

If junkrat were arabian he would ride around in a pimped out hummer riding on two wheels blasting horrible techno music as his ult.

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She isn't fat though.

At least you got someone.

ISIS accent, then.

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Arab women are fine. Arab men are animals.

Mexicans in general are roaches. I know I'm part mexican

I do love Meis fat butt, but even with that aside i think shes pretty cool

Fuck off Meifags. I don't care if you like your shit tier waifu but stop pretending she isn't fat, all you have is some early concept art. In the actual game she's fat. Tell me how fat legs like this exist on a skinny woman? Pro-tip you can't

She's a n__ice_ girl with a pretty chill personality.

considering canadas commandos in ww2 i wouldnt be surprised if you got some scary covert ops guy with a gliding suit

I wish, dude

False dichotomy please go

Anyone got a higher res version of young Ana?

That's not obese though. She's not a twig, but she's not fat just because she's not a twig.

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Everything is more funny if it is politically incorrect

Are you even fucking looking at those boots.
She handles sub arctic temperatures you dolt. Thats why she wears metric fuck tons of clothes

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Overwatch is in the future. 30 years ago for them is not the 1980s.

I want to eat Mei's ass.

You're not the only one

Those are fat legs my friend. just look at them. She's not a tumblr whale but she is a fatty.

Are you blind? Those pants are yoga tier pants it conforms to the shape of her legs, you can easily see this because of how the fabric takes the shape of her ass. The rest of her clothes are thick but her pants are not

i wanna put a soda in her ass and go on a picnic with her. then when we get thirsty it should be cold by then.

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you try fitting a soda can in YOUR ass and see how it feels

Remember me?

Sorry, but mei isn't fat.

Here you go.

Chances are they are ragheads

Don't do this to my Junkrat. He doesn't deserve this kind of treatment.

i always wanted healing reduction, but on someone like winston, not a fucking sniper.

If you've got a problem with a submissive wife who will manage her own business on her own time away from maintaining the house faithfully, I want to hear it.

Most of the copts I know have foreign first names. Sandra, Monica, Daniel, Michael, George, Maggie, that sort of stuff.

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well im not the one with a chilly butthole. shes got room, see

what the fuck is with her hips?
So is a different weapon for Mei and different outfit but those aren't cannon either. Concept art doesn't always equal in game art.
Also that doesn't prove anything and actually works against you, because that women legs shrink after her hips. Mei's stay the same size. She's not curvy, just fat.

Amari is an african name.

Which makes sense, since she's Egyptian.

The cold makes things contract though. If anything, it would be more difficult to get it in than a regular person's ass.

I'd be able to enjoy these pictures more if I didn't remember so quickly that there's a group of tumblrites that want to try to make Junkrat a tranny.

I don't give a shit about overwatch the game, but new models for SFM porn are always welcome

Fucking disgusting

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Why? Just ignore it, if anything those picture piss off tumblr because the tumblrinas think Junrakrat is a female who became a male. So the other way around probably triggers them.

i know how to get it loose

Tejano my man. Not about that life.

You have REALLY low standards

I can almost hear Junkrat

nice meme

But it's in the game. There's a spray that's taken straight from that picture as a bust. It's official. And her legs stay thick in the official art, as well.

Those pictures would piss them off since it's straight up Rule 63.

Why are people so afraid of Mei being a fatty?

Do they not want to admit they found a thick girl hot?

Noice

I'm not afraid, just that it's wrong.

I don't have a problem with it. Just pointing out that unless they are Copts, which is highly unlikely, Fareeha and Ana are most likely Arabs.

Amari is a common surname in Libya, Egypt and Algeria.

Fareeha is an Arabic name, though Ana isn't.

It's probably because they got an actual Egyptian to voice her, so I'm guessing the actress isn't professional or isn't used to voice acting.

No one here is arguing that Mei isn't "thick." The thing is there's a big difference between thick and fat.

This, too. There's different connotations between thick and fat and that is not at all fat.

well, I guess I'll try at 4am

Would she have a pooch if she sat down? yes or no?

and when the breasts and ass are that fine does it matter?

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the better question is why are people afraid of mei being attractive?
are they perhaps the tumblr?

Because they don't want to think they're chubby chasers.

cool
so she'll be a weaker sniper than widowmaker, and have weaker buffs/healing than mercy right? in a game where every character is specialized some one who can multitask tends to be useless or broken

Thick means the girl has extra meat in the places smart people don't mind: tits, ass, thighs. Maybe a small very 'small'' amount of a stomach, but even then you're treading on dangerous ground, because that's where thick starts to become fat.

But Mei is tumblr
She's tumblr personified.

fuck this gay earth.

All i know is i want to slap that ass and watch it jiggle as she turns beet red.

Is that so wrong?

Tumblr loves Velma though, so I don't get the point you're trying to make.

HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING DICK
she is hands down the best designed character in the game. The wasteland out fit is fucking amazing.

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thats fine, tumblr is allowed to have good taste once in a while

You can like Velma without being tumblr, I'm just saying she's the type of gril tumblr likes and wants to be.

Point dude is trying to make is tumblr ruined his fetish. Forever will thick nerdy chicks be associated with that god-forsaken place. No longer can this man fap in peace without being berated by his fellow masturbators about what gets his dick hard. What a fucking travesty.

Tumblr wants to think they are Velma when they most definitely are not. That's the difference.

I also just realized
I really hope that wasn't coincidence

Fucks like you are why we can't post pepe anymore.

Post pictures faggot, not all of us can get in.

young face + old hair style = muh dik

See >>10035054 and

Just a matter of time i suppose.

You know considering the fact that they have symbols of ancient egyptian gods on them they almost certainly aren't muslims. Muslims today have a general dislike of ancient religions and try to destroy them along with the modern ones.

How long till incest porn starts popping up?

Isn't Holla Forums trying to take back facebook frog with KEK posting?

I don't think Blizzard is going to accurately portray the Islamic hatred of older religions though m8.

Nigga if you think someone isn't working on this right now then you're fucking delusional

>>>/cuckshed/

so thoughts on ana so far
buff best healing long cooldown and choice of debuffing which is great against them from receiving heals.

sniper healing good if you can aim bad if your cant
sniping dmg just poke dmg really

sleep pretty good form of lockdown catch a healer with that and they pretty much dead

pretty much the same slot as zenyatta as an optional nice to have role

most healing i did was like 4-5k a single match.

but ya see this hero being in the same role as widow/hanzo as doing something while also doing nothing for the team

Oh I know someone is working on it I'm just wonder how long it'll take to come out.
I wanna see a three way with Mercy, Phara, and Ana

You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

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im shocked there isnt any out already, weve known what she looks like for a while
only problem with that is they arent trying to reclaim pepe, but transform it into something else, and now they think its theirs.

Maybe if you're talking about crazy ones in Afghanistan or Saudi Arabia but most actual Egyptians don't mind the ancient Egyptian shit all around them.

Besides, the Egyptian Army (which Ana and Pharah joined, strangely enough) uses Ancient Egyptian symbols as insignia often enough, such as calling upgraded T-55s "Ramses II" and such.

ive always wanted to dick chibi gremlin dva but this is fine too

And what's the point of what you are saying? Why bother even typing it down?
There are gay people filled with AIDS somewhere in this planet that also like a thing you do. What does that mean about you? Or that thing? Or those gay people?
Are you gonna comment about how chans have images and internet sites are acessed by URLs next?

"When every non-skinny girl is thicc, no girl is thicc at all". The hilarious thing about landwhales trying to pose as BBW first, chubby next and then thicc (and I think there was even another term here) is that they keep taking more and more space, filling more and more categories as soon as people stop searching for it, all looking for attention. They simply can't get the hint that nobody likes their fatass and don't care at all that they are ruining it for actually just chubby girls.

We've reach a point where the landwhales are so big they are actually taking too much metaphorical space as well.

Again in english, please?

I think her primary fire causes damage overtime, it's not just one bullet like both Hanzo or Widow, so I'm sure she doesn't fill the same role at all.
Since the sleep thing passes with a single point of damage (I think), it's gonna be neat seeing people prioritize properly.

She seems more focused on supporting from a safe distance and doing burst heal where it's needed instead of sustained healing, while also outputting damage as needed.
The only thing I can see infuriating about her is how it's yet another hero that requires decent teamwork to be fully used.

Mercy's gonna have it harder to justify it's presense now, especially with the buffs Zenyatta had. Really wish they removed the need for a target on her Guardian Angel, that would make her top tier.

fucking why

that would be ridiculous though. personally id just give her a double jump if she needs extra mobility.

Maybe you should ask that to yourself user :^)

Nah, it was with that "peepee, poopoo" posting. Trying to make it as disgusting as possible to make people stop using it.
It's working as well as you might expect…

They picked up a stupid meme that was already bad enough to begin with and somehow thought that making it a literal scat-tier meme would help in any shape or form.
I'd say they can keep their shit to themselves but I know that's not something they can do,I just hope they never try to save anything else at all.

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As Mercy stands currently, Guardian Angel is only usefull if your team helps you. They gotta be aware of your position and the enemy team to know where to stand so you can dash to them.
The use of Guardian Angel is up to your team, not to you. This makes no sense, it's essentially saying "You guys need to git gud at Mercy" despite the fact you are the one playing the hero.

Heroes flying around are already easy targets for more than half the cast and there's not much she can do from up there with her pistol, it doesn't cause that much damage.
Yes, I know the wonders of Pistol Mercy, still can't compete with Snipers

Removing the target for GA means she can move freely without needing a teammate to go there first and when things go south, she can escape as well.

… the fuck Blizzard? I never see two Mercies in the first place

WELP

Barely anyone posts that shit huehue anymore. After Kek graced us with his presence they stopped trying to deny normalfags of the frog god.

Now he belongs to everyone.

They don't mind it but they don't really care about it either which is a damn shame(see the guy who was cleaning a mummy, broke its nose and then used cheap glue to put it back). There are four things Egyptians know as history for their country, and it's very rare that it's all four.
>20s-80s period, mostly about the war. Everyone who knows most about this are old men in their 60s and 80s and they all talk of it like it's heaven on earth itself and honestly if I had one wish it would be living in that period because it kind of seems true.

Also I'm pretty sure there are women in police departments but they're all desk jobs from whom I've met, although I can't say the same for the military

Thats pretty interesting, I guess it they could be mussies after all but we have shit like swedish dwarfs and the ghost of cartels past so I wouldn't be too surprised if they just straight up worshiped Ra/Horus

Also

Shit attracts flies, I guess.

Why are you out of your containment thread?

Wait there are memes? I play the game alot and the only one i've seen is the witness me one.

Fatamid and Mamaluk history is pretty cool too.

I wouldn't be surprised either since the Egypt in-game seems to be skyscraper Obelisks and giant statues of Anubis.

given her absolutely enormous presence, i dont think she should be untouchable.

Keep posting about egyptian gods and meme magic and you're gonna blow it up again, though.
The Secret was a big thing with normalfags and that's basically meme magic. Ancient Mythology as well, they won't even care who Kek was, just that he's an old god.

Most people there probably don't have time or money or life expectancy to worry about ancient history. They all know they ain't far from being one either.

Because it makes you angry enough to trip out.

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peepee, poopoo posting was so dumb I don't know why they ever thought that was going to work.

She'd hardly be untouchable considering the amount of hitscan weapons in the game.
Pharah has basically what I'm saying with her rocket boost and she's far from untouchable.
It could even be far slower than what it currently is so you could still hit her mid-flight.

Fuck off

What are you doing in the containment thread?

Hey history's pretty damn important. It at least gives you something to strive for if you in 2016 have a worse country than you did decades or centuries ago.

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the world should strive to improve regardless of rose colored goggles

How the fuck is anyone supposed to know it you fucking redditor?

This happens way too often in this game.

SFM granny porn fukken when?

I agree but at least in history you find an example.

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I don't think I feel that way about any of the characters

lurk moar

tracer

I've been here longer than you.

History's pretty cool but all it teaches you is to not make mistakes again or teach it to younger people.

weak bait
Nobody's gonna believe you joined a thread about this game without knowing what it is about.

It's either that or you hate the game but dig the character in which case, tough luck pal. We can't all not be autistic.

Because it's been on the front page for fucking weeks, summerfag

I don't even fucking know what it is and I hate OPs who never state what fucking game they're talking about holy shit how hard is it to understand?

Then why did OP make a thread about the confirmation a few hours ago?

Are you fucking retarded? You asked what game. The game has been on the front page for weeks. This is not a difficult concept.

The game has been on the front page for weeks you dense faggot. Just backwards search the image if you're this retarded.

I like the slipstream one better, no big weird chest thing.

Good for you, you don't know that but good for you. In all your time here have you learned to read threads instead of complaining.

I didn't even said that, retard.
Did you seriously saw the OP about a game you don't even know with a character you don't like and decided to post in?
For what purpose?

Yet you don't even know the name of the game.

Maybe you should learn to read yourself

Did you seriously just admit you didn't even read the post?

You didn't answer my question. Are you seriously here just to complain about a game you don't know and a character you don't like?
What level of autism is this?

Because it was already answered in the fucking post you were replying to dipshit.

my fucking nigger, did not expect to see this shit in a thread like this

I don't know if you're only pretending to be retarded or not but you'd know if you just looked at some of the posts above you

Christ almighty. Ignoring shitposts has become an art.

Cima wasn't even old, she was in her god damn 20s. Get the fuck out, you stupid as fuck secondary.

Yet you can't even type the name when people ask about it.

Fattie Boom Balatie smut is the only good thing to come out of this game.

Hide and ignore the retard

I'm confused as to how people do this

Got me good with that bait i guess.

pls no, the first 5 hitscan bullets without recovery is what even makes him decent at longer range
If there is even a slight delay on the recovery, all Pharahs will just be fucking rampant

76 has already seen a lot of shit, leave him alone Blizz

top kek

Yeah but she looks old and I don't have any old women porn on my computer

its overwatch

Yes anything that blows you the fuck out is bait. Keep living in denial.

It's TF2, nigger. How stupid can you be?
This is the new Sniper Update they are releasing with new weapons and cosmetics.
Got a lot of people fooled, thinking it was a 10th class but nope! Just a reskin on the Sydney Sleeper to heal teammates instead.

He still has decent burst fire.
The problem is if you spam LMB you get full-auto fire with no spread. That's what the patch fixes.

Ok reported for not sticking to the containment thread.

Weakest bait ever. Have pity reply.

Cima doesn't look old at all

Which part of her looks 20?

Containment threads don't exist on 8ch, cuckchanner.

Log in with steam, be surprised.

:^)
It's a containment BOARD now
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

lurk moar

das it mane

No, I'm telling you to do that. Without global rules or moderation staff 8ch doesn't have containment threads or containment boards. This is one of the many differences that 8ch has compared to 4chan. I'm sorry you seem to be confused by this.

mark got rid of the containment thread and let us run free

Finally. The age of CP is here.

The model, I'm not talking about concept art.

Are you sad or something?

Besides CP which is due to US law, not site rules

implying the cartoony graphics can go too much in detail with the facial textures
even still, the model has ques of her being old, wrinkles in the face that you can only see through model viewer, not from the trailers and white hair

are you that white hair fetish user?

its alright, i like the scarf but im not fond of the bulkier clothing

The lines under the eyes are usually an old lady thing in animu/mango

oh dear thats just terrible

WHERE IS THE NEW PORN?

Missed opportunity tbh.

On an unrelated note I wish this banner would show up a bit more often.

more lore

also why do they look the cast of an anime

Me too I made it

You'd have bags under your eyes too if you were kept awake at night constantly by the thoughts of all those innocent civilians you gassed.

are they all known in that pic?
chick on the right is?

Shes a GILF user

fun fact, a lot of people where outsourced to make overwatch from games like skullgirls and galgun.

Far left and far right are unknown I'm pretty sure

can none of these niggas keep their eyes intact?

thought left was genji..

Well, that explains why I can't aim for shit with them.

feddies aren't innocent

Nah, younger Genji has a skin in game and looks nothing like that.

Genji wasn't part of the team until after he got his Raiden body.

that's not how you carlos

Is that Genji on the left? I thought he never joined overwatch. And who's the qt robo-nigress?

UNF

young genji looks like such a fucking dweeb, but it fits his backstory

Nah, too much hair.
I'm thinking it's Zaryas father.
I kinda want a comunist father&daughter in game now. Making dumb russian jokes.

Not everybody in that colony was a federation solider, zeek.

Reaper probably lost his whole fucking face

So they fukkin right?

Well someone has to pilot cherno alpha comrade.

Everyone knows Dad 76 is fucking Mercy. To make pure aryan children.

Is that lucio's mom on the left, she has the thighs?

torb is also aryan.
though he's a midget, so probably bad genes

No, he's just fucking short.

Dont you mean right?

They're compact genes.

kek meant for

Manlets, will they ever learn?

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fuck i'm uncoordinated

the dude on the left looks like that guy in the op of the last overwatch, where op was speculating about possible future characters and posting images from the computer in the winston video

upon further examination mcree has been wearing the same BAMF belt buckle long enough for him to have visibly aged and lost an arm

he's a giant fucking dweeb to its great

UNF

I'd love to see the adventures of young McRee and Reaper, with Reaper being the straight-man to McRee.

If this game wasn't full of social justice shit, and wasn't garbage, I would honestly want to play as Ana (and D'Va).

So not Drow Ranger, guys.

Now your ult can be neutralized by a fucking grenade and you're left there glowing like a useless lightbulb while your team gets mowed down.

Depends on how big the AoE of the grenade is, and at the very worst you'll at least be able to use your extra movespeed to run away.

loliwatch

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I now want loli phara porn.

well the game is about a bunch of vigilante heroes beating the crap out of eachother, of course theres going to be some captain planet thrown in to the mix.
if youre considering getting it though, first consider how much the matchmaking will or wont bother you. and then consider if the community and their meta game bs will get under your skin or not.

We'd all play it.

Left is DOOMFIST

I played Dota and LoL, but I just can't buy Blizzard games any more let alone support Blizzard.

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This is going to be PTR right now and at least a week after Ana's release in normal servers but with Ana instead of Widowmaker.

His hands may be out of the picture but from his forearms I'm led to believe his fists aren't particularly doom-y.

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Yeah but didn't most of his power come from his gauntlet? Not just raw fucking power.

i dont blame you

the best kind

He wears a gauntlet, you can see it in the first CGI trailer

Have you seen how fucked her posture is? She probs needs support to stand up when she's not in suit.

Welp know which skin I'm going for when they release Ana.

I'd fuck it

War has changed.

Flat is best

either way is better than old hags

Ana's grenade has a 10 second cooldown.
Ana's sleep dart has a 12 second cooldown, but if you miss it has no cooldown.
Her sniper rifle is hitscan when scoped in and a projectile when unscoped.

why?

When are we going to get the qt robot girl?

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That sounds really bizarre, but understandable. Does the rifle do the same damage scoped as unscoped?

Jesus she's terrible. Who thought this damage was acceptable for a sniper? I know she's support, but three head shots to kill one of these bots is stupidly weak.

Also she really needs some type of mobility, maybe a double jump. How are you supposed to be a sniper if you can only stay on the ground?

What? there's a cooldown if you miss.

She doesn't have headshots, those are body shots.

6 shots is fair for a sniper that actually does damage. thats kind of sad though, but perhaps the damage works off maximum health?

That didn't take long
please don't ruin new best girl

What the hell did you expect? If they made her offensive abilities any stronger there would be almost no reason to use Widowmaker anymore.

From when I try it, it's instantly available if you don't hit anything.

No, there's still a cooldown

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They could've made it two shots instead of three, and like said she doesn't have head shots for some reason so that's an advantage Widowmaker will have over her anyway. It seems like every other support hero can kill faster then Anna, and most of them have better utility/mobility too.

Might be bugged for you.

Get out faggot.

folks should bare in mind all the other supports have had beta and live testing for months now y'know?

She's also the only support to have hard CC, which will probably make up for her lackluster damage.

t-thanks mercy
and meanwhile in mercy players mind

She's a Support character, not Offense or even Defense. She's not supposed to get kills at all.
Her damage can easily be mitigated by anyone healing and I'm sure Recall, Wraithform, Meicicle and many other abilities can potentially stop it.

I can see that her damage is supposed to be a deterrant for combat, making people retreat instead of keep fighting so it's support damage, not offense damage. You can think of it as supression fire. And the fact that she has no headshots further confirms this, she's not about having perfect aim and killing people in a single shot, you can easily land bodyshots and never even think about aiming for the head so you'll fire faster than Widowmaker (especially since you have no charge meter).

Kinda reminds me of the Sydney Sleeper, a gun I loved in TF2. It didn't scored headshots ever but that just meant I could fire it much faster since it's easier to land bodyshots and the jarate applied would either help my team finish the target or ensure my next shot is fatal. Really rustled some jimmies with other snipers complaining about my bodyshots.

Modern bliz. Fucking C-tier character design.

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But that's Zenyatta…

Zenyatta doesn't even have to aim his orb.

HAHAHA

And? That doesn't change the fact that he's a sniper with what is probably the highest DPS in the game.

Minus Bastion. I forgot about him.

You'd have a point if the other healers didn't out damage her and out heal her at the same time. Zenyatta is much stronger has more ammo, and can heal while shooting the enemy team. The only thing she has going for her is her sleep dart cc.

Probably the most disappointing thing about Ana though is her lack of mobility. I think she'd be much better if she could actually get around but she's stuck on the ground moving slow as a snail. Not being able to get into high positions as a sniper is suffering.

My point is that he's better.

Old Ana>Young Ana

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They don't really.
Mercy and Lucio only "outdamage" either stationary or very near targets. Anyone else can literally just dodge the bullets. Ana doesn't have to deal with that.
Zenyatta is in the same boat, his Orbs are not hitscan and he has no escape mechanism. If he is in range to hit someone with his balls, he's gonna get fucked.

And again, the point isn't dealing lots of damage. Zenyatta and Mercy need that damage to deal with flankers (and that's where it's the strongest), Ana has her sleep dart for that and hitscan damage for long range, not to mention unlike most supporters, she can support from a very long distance, possibly outsniping Zenyatta and her entire kit has more usefull shit than other supports bring.

So im on ps4 and found my first cheater. He found a point to spawn tors turret below the world as defence inside a building on one of the maps so it shoots through the entire game world and kills you as you respawn, haha time for reports with video evidence fucker!

i loved the fucking croc set, it would make enemy snipers so mad

They do.
Mercy can destroy far targets too, people underestimate her pistol is has extremely fast projectiles. With Lucio if you're good you can hit pretty far away too, just gotta lead your shots. Also Lucio has the benefit of being able to lay down fire and heal at the same time.

Nah Zens gonna be doing the fucking in that situation.

Considering Zens projectiles are now sanic speed and Zens damage output is ridicules I don't see that happening, ever.

The problem with this is that she can't take full advantage of this. If she was able to get up in high locations this would be much more in her favor, but on the ground she won't be able to fully use her long range support to her advantage.

It really not though. She only has more utility then Zen, but Zen at least hits like a truck to make up for this. Like I said the only thing Ana has going for her is her CC dart, everything else she's beaten at by other healers.

i think by projectile speed they mean discord and harmony, not his attacks

Yeah it does, because it was almost impossible to get his achievement before.

Just gonna say, that's not a good argument. You don't want to count on bad players to sustain your ideas ever.

Lucio's considered worse than Mercy specifically because people can dodge his projectiles very easily. You can lead but they can dodge. Mercy's in a better spot since she can spam a whole area, but it's not enough damage unless it's a stationary target.
And even then, whenever they start doing it, they are still in range for proper dicking by the other team, not to mention they give their position up.

I confess I'm talking Zen pre-buff. He's gonna be fucking glorious now, I can't even believe the fools really convinced Blizzard to buff an OP hero like that.
However, even with the Orb of Discord, Zen can be killed if the other target sees you before or even at the same time as you see him. Reapers and Tracers can kill you in less than a second in close quarters and they have the mobility to get there.

Explore the maps, you'll find that there's always a way to just walk up to most good spots. I confess I'm disapointed she doesn't at least get a higher jump, but it's not all bad.

She can stop healing. That counters Soldier, Roadhog and pocket Mercy's and even Meis. MEIs! She can do burst healing for a very large amount. She can also stop Ultis in their tracks, unlike any other support with her dart, don't forget about that. And her Ulti is very good to clear points with a proper teammate, certainly much better than Zenyatta.

dammit, that first pic would be good if the proportions weren't fucked

I like cute things and understand little girls being cute, but I have never myself really grasped why people find little girls arousing just because they're cute, when they clearly do not look sexually mature.

They're not like young women who are letting out natural pheromones, have the TnA to show they're ready to bear children, or anything like that. There are none of the characteristics that are associated with the urge to reproduce, besides a cute face. What makes the immature body preferable when there are sexually mature women with cute faces too?

Please help me understand. Does it have anything to do with how much you were exposed to stuff growing up, or if you stumbled across loli during a vulnerable time in life, or what?

Excuse my blogposting, but I'd like to know WHAT is the trait that attracts some of you to loli. I'm not dissing you, I just want to understand.

WoW is a fucking disgusting abomination that completely destroyed the entire MMO genre. We will never have another good MMO thanks to WoW.

Correct

Overwatch takes place in the future, islam is dead.

Thread's dying, so I'll indulge you.

People don't look at them like cute girls and they aren't looking for the same characteristics that you'd be looking for in a grown up woman. This is usually where confusion comes from, you don't see something that they weren't even looking for to begin with.

Lolis and little girls like that are seen as an idealized concept of purity and happiness. They have no concept of malice, they don't go out of their way to ruin other people's lives and they care about nothing expect being happy and making people happy. A very carefree person that puts a smile in your face. This is a childish attitude that everyone can relate to and happens IRL, but what comes next doesn't.

They are also seen as mature enough as well. They understand hard concepts in life like the concept of money, working and that things don't always go well. They aren't childish at all, just carefree. The maturity they show was not gained by hardships, suffering or seeing the worst in humanity and as such they still have all their morals and values intact.

In all essence, they are essentially the mind of a 21-25 young lady but in the body of a young child, reminding you of her purity. This is why the "too young to consent" is never a problem for loli lovers, she's mentally mature enough to consent, even more so than many IRL girls!
But in the end, you can never truly understand them if you think about them as characters or people. Lolis are a concept first, a character second.

This is the romaticized version of it, for a more serious one you have other more depressing points of view.
A lot of people here had crushes when they were younger but as they grew older they became the sad pathetic NEETs they are now. The best moments with girls they had was when they were younger, so that's what they remember and that's what makes them happy. Coincidentally, this is how many pedos are born.

Others simply get sick of the women that surround them. Besides the "3dpd" meme, the amount of effort most women put you through can drive a lot of people mad. And what usually happens when you aren't the alphamale she has been eyeing is Guantanamo-tier of psychological torture. Bring atracted to a concept that just wants you to be happy becomes much more atractive.

Others just lost interest in women much like they lose faith in humanity. They'd much rather love a concept of the perfect women than go pussy chase one, especially since for many the result would be the same. You could consider it strange that the concept they went for is a little girl, but the truth is, big breasted 28 years old are literally everywhere and all they do is remind you of how little you can stand everyone else. Being a beautifull girl nowadays means nothing, there's countless others around the block.
It's rarer to find a woman that cares about you than one with big tits, of course the first one will be more valuable.
A little girl reminds you precisely of the oposite, it gives you hope that maybe some people can still be genuinely good and care about others.

tl;dr: loli lovers love the metaphorical concept of a young girl with a mature mind, not just the body. They are not as superficial as you'd think.

Oh but he included it there. He thinks it's a terrible thing that Blizzard shut down Nostalrius and he can't play WoW vannilla again. He thinks WoW was ever good.
It's a dick move what they did, let retards have their fun
But WoW is still terrible.

Large boobs and asses are disgusting, but the female aesthetic is attractive. This naturally gravitates towards lolis. What's not to understand?

I think the guy on the left is Doomfist
No clue on the girl on the right

maybe the delay will only be a split second, so that people using the script wont see an advantage over those doing it for reals.

I'm not into cowtits or mega asses.

Sure, I like a shape that shows the curve of the hips, but children don't really have much of developed body shape to hint at them being feminine.

I totally understand the concept being appealing. Just not sure what's SEXUALLY arousing about em.

lolis are cool

When I tried it again it does have a cooldown.
I think what happened was it wasn't available for one reason for another for a split second but then instantly became available and in the confusion I mistook this for a lack of cooldown on miss.

What do you mean by large, do you mean HIJKLMNOP cups or "anything larger than flat"?

If you ask me, it's not so much that they're mature, but rather that they've never developed sociopathy. Little girls are more obedient towards authority figures, and the furthest their malice can go is generally harmless.

What defines the usual sexual attraction to lolis is what they lack, rather than what they have. It sounds like a weird thing, especially when it gets kinda wordy on account of it being a rationalizated answer, but it makes sense when you think about it. that said though I'm more into taller and older ladies, and I don't mind the stuff anywhere as long as they don't do anything stupid like convince Mark to ban anyone for posting images of any characters above 12 years old, or if people raid /ara/ 24/7 or spam it with bots until its BO decides to delete the board. Besides, I fapped at least twice to E.C.M.2 and didn't regret it, so there's that too.

With boards like /hebe/ and /cutegirls/ gone(though why anyone would like 3D little girls is a good question), the only thing we have to watch out for are UGHHHH THICKER fags who can't get hard unless they see multiple chins, folds and fucktons of celluite on the asscheeks and thighs, and any Tumblrinas who felt like spying on Holla Forums to quotemine for their blogs. I like big girls myself, but not like that.

I think I missed the point where this thread went from game discussion to 2D pedophilia discussion.

They look cute without having to try very hard. And their personalities complement their figure very well instead of doing the exact opposite.

Every thread treads the thin line between on topic discussion and porn discussion, regardless of what the original topic is.

C is too big. Between A and B is the perfect size. I'm also a big fan of completely flat.

Threads all end up weird when they hit the bump limit and are nearing page 15. Just enjoy the different brand of autism while it lasts.

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You are my nigger user. I don't like lolis, but I do love flat/small boobs.

oh come on if youre gonna flat you might as well flat with lolis. whats the point of adults if they dont have asteroids attached to their chest?

One thing to mention though is that lolis=/=children when it comes to features, especially when it comes to things like Tera's Elin. Aside from being the only reason to play the game, their hips and thighs are notable since most lolis don't have hips and thighs like those.

That said, I gotta say that after a second read, your "mind of a 21-25 young lady, but in the body of a child" thing doesn't make a lot of sense, considering that the least bitchy females in general are around half that age, and anyone 16 and up is sure to get shittier in some way unless they have a very good father raising them. Again, females don't really mature, it's that they learn to be petty whores as they get older and they retain more knowledge. Breast size and physical development with nastier women is more of a correlation than a causation. A better and actively maintained society would have more real women acting and thinking like the ideal no matter how old they are. Men age like wine, women age like milk, after all. Though considering my thing for older, ara-ara women, I should say that my favorite women developed into a fine cheese

In short, it'd probably be a lot easier to say "A best friend who's actually female and has a romantic interest in you". From what I've seen, read, and heard, it looks like most guys would be happy to just have an attractive female version of their best friend.

I like most sizes, though preferrably the larger ones that're nice for tittyfucking, even if they're big enough to hide the average dick completely, but a good waistline and pair of shoulders compliments chests like legs compliment hips. The only sizes that can't work no matter what kind of upper body you match them with are pointy mosquito bites or Dobson-sized breasts. Budding breasts are the equivalent of eating a cookie that's half-frozen, half-scalding, and the latter's something that you either need to be drunk or from deviantart to find hot. Anyone who gets implants or reductions(for non-medical reasons) is an automatic 0/10, by the way.

I just don't find loli appealing, but I do love small breast. Not sure why.

I guess that part can be misinterpreted like that since at least in Europe it's not as bad as in America (but still pretty bad)
I meant that part as in "they are aware of the world, they aren't naive or childish anymore" but I completely forgot what 21-25 years old girls currently are when I wrote that.

no i totally get it, sort of. i mean im in to oppai loli after all.

You might be gay.
No, really.

but they buffed mercy's damage boost to 50% increase from 30%. On top of that, the sheer game changing power of her ult will still make her a competitive pick I think. Besides, the only situation where I could see a team running a zen or ana would be if they already have a dedicated support in the form of lucio or mercy because otherwise, you just don't have enough healing throughput.

To me, it feels like Ana will be the utility pick where her healing will be nice but you really take her to help bring some extra options to your team in the form of her buffs and debuffs. Anyone who is trying to play her just for the healing might as well go 76 and pop the E as much they can.

I'm forever doomed to sub-50.

"Smarter and down to earth" is a good, quick way to put it.

Also, I dunno about American girls in general, but Southern girls(Except Florida and Texas, Texas is becoming more liberal and Florida's full of baby boomers and niggers) are the best while girls from California and Oregon are the worst in the US. Canadians as a whole are shit, they're like a bigger, but less immediately cucked version of Sweden. It's also where all the SJW Asians live too. Coincidentally, lolis are illegal in Canada, even if it's not NSFW loli. There was that Foldable Human guy who tried to spam images of clothed 3D girls in mundane photos as a way to get this site shut down, except it didn't work cause he believed his Canuckcuck laws applied here.

Both Zen and Ana will be additional healing supports in most setups. Ana will be picked even if she's the only healer because of New Character Smell, and because there's at least 4 non-supports capable of self-healing, especially 76 who has an AoE heal. Even people new to Overwatch will get the same feeling when they see an Ana running about.

I haven't played much on the PTR, but most Anas try to play at long range, even when they're best off at medium range. Far enough to justify using the hitscan scope shots, but close enough to use her grenades and sleep darts.

sounds like he deserves the laws he has

I'm actually a dick sucking homo, so yeah you're probably right about him being gay.

its like you are a dirty non-believer or something user.

lol

Mei has 0 sex appeal. I don't know what you people are talking about. This is coming from a guy who has dated mostly Asian girls also.

user video games are cartoons

Video games are video games. Mei is a fat, obese fuck. It doesn't matter how many incorrect drawings there are. She's still a fat fuck.

Be in denial all you want. Mei is not fat and never will be.

You're the one in denial, fam. I can see her obesity with my own eyes.

Its bait, and your opinion is discarded regardless

vido games are books

Any news when she'll be out?

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I'm hearing august so they don't mess with the current competitive season but I sure hope not.

Also, someone should start a new thread and this time with Overwatch in the name so we don't see that autist again

yeeeeep

they can always just not have her in competitive play. but anyways, didnt they say they wanted to release heroes in batches so we dont have everyone plays the same asshole days?