KILL-FUCK-MARRY

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To be quite honest, young Stalin and Mao look a lot more effeminate than Hitler. (And Stalin literally looks like a Portland metrosexual hipster.)

I don't really care either way, but honestly young Hitler was actually pretty based. He fought in WW1 and actually even visited the funeral of his fellow soldiers, even if they were communists. (He might've been a communist temporarily as well, the antisemitism and Nazism came after WW1.)

Then again, Mao was a damn good rebel and didn't become an inept autocrat until he gained power. Stalin was a bankrobbing revolutionary before becoming a boring, soulless secretary who fidgets around with numbers endlessly as well as a somewhat conservative and power-hungry Red Tsar. Absolute power and age changes people dramatically.

Marry Otto, Fuck Rohm, Date Sorel, Friendzone Ho Chi Minh and the NPD guy, not do anything with the hooded guy, and kill that fucking purple nigger.

:^)

holy shit are you me?

Hitler is fucking ugly compared to COMMUNIST CUTIES.

He took on some of the most dangerous jobs in WW1 which at one point nearly cost him his life. Reeling in pain and half blind he demanded to be put back out on the front since he was sickened by the cowardice displayed in the hospital; people injuring themselves just to stay out of the war.

He was far from a larper.

That just sounds like a death wish covered up in some patriotic ideology, mate

Mao: tall hot poet
Stalin: hot hipster poet and criminal
Hitler: dork with silly mustache

Why are Fascists such pathetic betalings?

pretty bad partners tbh

And, let's not forget that WW1 pretty much spelled the end for "long" (including medium) hair for half a century. (As well as awesome mustaches like WW1 Hitler's)

Long hair was quickly banned at the onset of trench warfare due to the issue of lice living in the longer hair of the soldiers. Soldiers later were also forced to be clean shaved or have very petite mustache styles (Like the toothbrush mustache :^) ) to get the gas masks to fit in. This is why most Westerners have the same "clean" and short-haired look from the 20's to the 50's. The WW1 look stuck on for those people. This is why Charlie Chaplin and Charles de Gaulle share Hitler's toothbrush mustache. It's literally a normal mustache chopped to fit in a gas mask.

The East wasn't affected by trench warfare as much and thus men had longer hair and bigger beards. Stalin himself was much older than Hitler and thus he didn't even go through WW1 until he was much older than in the photo above. (And, he dodged the draft by then.) Mao didn't even serve in an official army, so he had the freedom to grow his own hair style.

Also, curly handlebar mustaches are the best by the way. :^) (Even Stalin grew one eventually.)