Pokemon GO is shit and for casuals and normalfags, let's have a REAL Pokemon thread

Pokemon GO is shit and for casuals and normalfags, let's have a REAL Pokemon thread.
What's your dream team, user?
What's your favorite region/game?
What's your favorite champion?
Favorite type?
Favorite theme?
Favorite ROM hack?
Best girl?

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any romhacks were you play as team rocket, be forced to use dark/poison pokemon only and can cuddle jesse?

sage go back to your containment board

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But user, we have no containment board. All the boards that are there are dead, got shat up by Bui, or full of rulecuckery.


Normalfags, am I right?

then go populate them, or spend your time talking about ACTUAL games, and not this dumb kiddy weeb shit

About half the games talked about on Holla Forums could be considered "kiddy".
Plus, I don't know what you're talking about, there has been multiple threads on Pokemon GO, and mobileshit isn't games.

Can someone explain pokemon go to me?

I found some fucking kid in my walled off backyard today and when I asked him what the fuck he was doing in my yard he said "pokemon go" and ran off.

Like was he being a sarcastic shit or does this game actually make you trespass random peoples property?

fixed

It's some kind of app for your smartphone. When you use your phone camera occasionally pokémon will show up superimposed on your camera view if you happen to be at the right GPS coordinates and then you "catch" them.

It's just Pokemon with AR and gameplay that was casualized even more than it already was.
No other Pokemon other than the originals, and it caters to the people who play mobileshit all the time or the casuals who only played Red and Blue as a kid and never even finished it.
GOfags are cancer.

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kirlia, roselia, mawile, gothorita, meloetta liligant
wet loli holes
iris
loli
mega milk may

pick one

When has a game ever shat on all of their series mechanics to this degree?
This shit should be an abortion

The involvement of casuals and normalfags walking around like dumbasses in public is part of what is making this *fun*.

There are levels
HP is a stat
There are two attacks, one spam attack one charge attack
Except they aren't
With some dodging
Only legitimate complaint

1/6, you should work on that.

GO could've been a good idea, but being it was developed by no-name devs from San Francisco and it was a mobile game, it was doomed from the start.

Just like Z was doomed from the start

Its a mobile game that uses the very basics. There are trainers in the canon that just catch pokemon to catch them. It's essentially a way to get out of the house and collect pokemon. If I wanted battling and stats I'd just play one of the handheld, non-mobile-app versions. GO is free and gives me something to do on my run. You're crying like a bitch over something that wasn't ever meant to be a replacement for the handhelds. It's a bonus and nothing more. And it's FREE for fucks sake.

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a pokemon mobile MMO would had been a great idea.
It isn't even hard to do, pokemon is a really freaking simple game.
It's amazing they managed to fuck things up so much in order to jam in POKECOINS sales.

Why couldn't it be both?
Why would you have to throw the established and combat tested battle system that has been developed and improved over more than a decade like that?

Just why?

Because Nintendo doesn't want to go full mobileshit, dumbass. Their idea is to reel people into the main brand of video games, consoles, and handhelds through the use of gateway games.

Pokemon Go isn't even the first mobile Pokemon game. Shuffle and TCG were before it.

No, it wouldn't have.

Whatever finally drives a stake through the heart of this unchanging zombie of a franchise works for me. It hurts to watch Ninty rook you gullible faggots with same bullshit every year.

Dude you died last year, I'm sorry but Nintendo is moving on, you can rest in peace now.

Keep crying, faggot.

How does it feel to be objectively wrong about everything?


Name one actual full game that features a Nintendo franchise that is published on mobile devices.

Go is just the beginning. With its obscene success, it will open the floodgates to a tidal wave of mobile cash ins from nintendo. Welcome to being the old irrelevant fanbase. Hope you enjoy your stay.

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How is Pokemon Go "successful" though?

The entire point of Pokemon Go is to attract these casuals to buy 3DSes and play mainline Pokemon games. If they don't do that then it isn't really a success. Even if they pay for microtransactions that aren't even needed they still wouldn't succeed.

it's the second Pokemon cultural phenomenon if this keeps up for a few more days, since it's first and last twenty years ago

Selling user data, cash shops, ads, promotional deals with stores to draw customers in with rare mons found in their store, the list is endless. It also shows nintendo that there is huge demand for mobile games using their characters and IPs. You are delusional if you think this isn't just the beginning of a massive shift for the company. Japan's home customer base is almost entirely mobile gamers. It's over for the consoles being the forefront of Nintendo.

Ingress has been more than successful for years WITHOUT the Pokemon brand and they run just about the exact same microtransaction model, I don't know how any of you still think this could possibly be a financial failure for them.

This, anyone who thinks nintendo is gonna keep shitting handhelds instead of simply overtaking the mobile market is a complete fool.
Or perhaps Nintendo will really be that retarded.

it's also pokemon so naturally it's way better in casual eyes

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Holy shit I'd love an Animal Crossing game that doesn't get boring in a month.


Mtx can fuck off from it though

Shut the fuck up faggot. You don't have a fucking clue about what you are talking about. Nintendo will always be console first. They know mobile games are a fad that will die out soon. I know you are getting a little hard on imagining that they will fall to the same shit that other companies have but you are going to be disappointed.

mobile animal crossing can't turn people into furries

Noivern, Blaziken, Mismagius, Pangoro, Gardevoir, and Gallade
Johto
Cynthia
Psychic
Dawn, and Gardevoir

You're an idiot


Define what success is. Number of downloads? Profit? Tell me.

Keep living in fantasy land. The future of Nintendo is here and you aren't the customer base anymore.

Hey wanna see my tattoo

Why'd you post a Spy Fox webm?

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Dragonite, Arcanine, Ampharos, Leafeon, Froslass, Golem
Sinnoh
Grass
I'm gay, but if I had to choose? Cynthia.

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It's a stat in the actual Pokemon games and grows with level, how is it not a stat?

It's already made over $7.5 billion in profits and they haven't even launched it worldwide yet.

anyone wanna meet up in florida for a group pokemon go adventure?

I will send a bullet on an adventure thru your skull.

Do you have proof of this claim?

sankakucomplex.com/2016/07/12/pokemon-go-nets-nintendo-7-5-billion/

ah yes anime titties.com, my favorite news source

Good one though

Johto

Cynthia

Water

Haven't played any what are some good ones

After this episode Jessie has sky rocketed to the top spot
Goddamn she was top tier waifu material in this one

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also none of that article says anything about Nintendo directly profiting from Pokemon Go. They profited from stock investments being made in the company with the popularity of Pokemon Go skyrocketing.

so when am i going to be able to wear google glasses and turn real life into an anime?

How do you think EA and Ubisoft stay afloat?
Profits are still profits.

Also it says they made 5 million.

Drayano's improvement ROM hacks are the best in my opinion.
For original ones, try Glazed or Liquid Crystal.

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A tough choice.

Atlus making a Shin Megami Tensei mobile game very similar to pokemon go. Screen cap this.

feraligatr, genesect, mamoswine, poliwrath, blissey, jynx.
unova/silver
iris and wallace
water
n/a
n/a
i'm a faggot

Best girl: Hilda or Blaziken

I hope we get more fun OU/UU megas like Banette and Pinsir

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What games are you guys even playing now? I'm trying X and it aint bad, but I kinda want to replay Soul Silver instead.

sage

I've been playing Volt White 2, pretty fun.

Which starter did you pick?

Back in the day I made a troll team specialized in grinding fights to a halt.
I'd combine PAR, confuse, and sand attack so they'd never hit, or poison and bind so they would take damage while unable to do anything.
Then when they were good and salty just leech seed them to undo their progress.

I gotchu fam

Playing Y and OR for breeding, so i can get ready for Sun and Moon

personally i just masturbated to trap porn again and i'm playing the game of regret

Was hoping with Pokemon Go, we could piss people off.

Drop a lure in a Islamic Center and be the gym leader with the name "WELOVEGOATS" for a Pokemon or something.

Problem is the mass surveillance and amount of personal data your phone is sending back to Jewgle and Alphabet Soup, so you can be tracked down easily with that shit.

Now you know how everyone who plays actual videogames look at pokefags

do it with someone else's phone

What the fuck are these things

Why the fuck was the other thread deleted when people were actually talking about shit? This thread is just full of shitflinging.

Because some faggot reported it as a duplicate thread

second is ghost.

first looks retarded

That ghost looks pretty creepy. I love it.

The bear looks fucking stupid and I thought the second one looked bad too at first but after looking up what it was I actually like the design and the concept, it reminds me of a demon. Hope it turns into something worthwhile.

If the pikachu cloak isn't it's only appearance I'll probably end up liking it

Holy shit. I just realized.

Porn of them when?

The second is legitimately cool. It's a creepy possessed hand puppet.

The bear however…What in the flying fuck are they smoking?

The mods aren't intelligent

Why should they get away with discount shuppet. This isn't gen 5 where it was acceptable, the designs are not good.

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Holy fuck, I just looked up the bear on Serebii and found this.


This thing is fucking massive.

Manlets
Will they ever learn?

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Btw its the same size as a black bear
Maybe a bit smaller and tiny bit less heavy

Shuppet is more like a ghost that looks like a puppet but Mimikkyu uses a puppet-like disguise to hide something and protects itself from sunlight. I don't think they mentioned anything special about Shuppet's puppet look but I might be wrong.

Isnt shuppet a ghost that possess a toy
This is just a ghost under a rag like you can take the rag off

If you take the rag off will it die?

Except shuppet and Banette just look roughly like puppets. They aren't something hiding inside a regular puppet. I think it's lore has to do with being born from an actual puppet, but again the difference should be obvious to you.

There's something to be said for a normal looking, creepy possessed puppet. So I'd have to disagree with you, the design is good and clearly different.

It says Pokemon that take off the rag get ill.

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I always thought Banette was the possessed one because when I checked Shuppet's dex entries it just mentions its horn and the link to vengeance and jealousy but Shuppet could possibly be possessed too.

Pokemon GO by western devs is better than the entire jap Pokemon output.

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fuck off marche

Time for a bunch of unpopular opinions and shit taste!

What's your dream team, user?
"Curse Doll Banette", Lunatone, Mismagius, Pumpkaboo, Purloin, and braxien.
What's your favorite region/game?
I really liked Black and White.
What's your favorite champion?
Blue.
Favorite type?
Ghost and Bug
Favorite theme?
Opelucid City, White Version
Favorite ROM hack?
Pokemon V (RIP)
Best girl?
Lenora/Aloe.

I kind of wish that pokemon would have a little more to it. Like a pokemon game that played more like a FF Tactics game with a grid and movement. It'd make pokemon like shedinja way more useful with their crazy speed, and different types of moves get different properties, like beam moves having absurd range, or gas/fog/myst moves lingering around for an extra turn. Or fighting moves that mix damage and maneuverability, and moves like fly/bounce/dig/rock climb, surf, giving a tactical advantage on "mixed terrain" areas.

the bear is another shit tier but the other is the best none starter this gen.

GHOST FAIRY DUAL TYPE. FUCK YEAR.

It's a immune to three fucking types. Holy shit

Smogon pls.

Its a ghost that will upset scalyfags. That is all that matters.

Hey man, type immunity is fun for choicefag encore baiting.

Not as much as upset scalyfags i know with Sylveon was.

Nintendo really need to give Pokemon to a new team, gamefreak have officially run out of ideas.

Pokemon SUCKS faggot. I'm glad your stagnated series is now reduced to mobile trash.

Hurr

here's your (You)

The bear is fucking gay as shit, don't know about the pikachu puppet. It might grow on me, but right now I hate the fact that pikachu gets this much acknowledged with the dev team..

what episode?

About time.

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that shit has to be fairy/fighting and the evolved form is going to be scary as fuck, if it has one

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mind spoonfeeding on how?

phonearena.com/news/Heres-how-to-easily-fake-your-GPS-location-on-Android_id62775

It would be cool if it was similar to Rotum, and you could get it different cloaks in to change it's stats.

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Tell me why it isn't shit

Are you seriously satisfied with that abomination?

You finally get another bear and it's an moeshit anime mascot costume.
Seriously, it looks like a cartoony mascot costume, not a creature.
I often complain about the new art style clashing with the original style of pokemon, but the style of this pokemon clashes hard with both. It doesn't even remotely begin to fit and looks shit in general.

Those bear Pokemon don't stay cute for long.

That word doesn't mean what I think you think it means

Most importantly it's still weak to steel.
Your faggot type is still going to Auschwitz.

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how does it feel

FUCKING GAMEFREAK THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A REAL CREATURE AT ALL

Second one looks like a bootleg Mario powerup

[hyena laughter]

How can it see in the second form; in the first the eyes are clearly on the chest, but they are covered by the lounge in the second.
0/10 shit art.

How did we go from this, to THIS?

I bet this thing is going to be a powerhouse

Let's just look at the ethics of Pokémon Go for a second.

Original games/anime:

PoGo:

How did Nintendo even give this the greenlight?

There are not really that no name. Niantic, Inc. made Ingress which is the foundation they used to make Pokemon Go. Sadly this company has no clue how to do back-end scaling so they are having the exact same issues as they did when they released Ingress. Fun Fact they used the same critical points from Ingress and just turned them into pokemart and whatever other key physical locations the game has.

Pokemon Go is just Ingress re-skin.

Fuck, will there ever be a Pokemon game where you play as a Team Rocket grunt given special dispensation to act independently in conquering a region? Stealing your starter from the pokemon lab, crushing gym leaders and thwarting competing criminal groups, then uncovering some ancient pokemon prophecy or realizing the truth of pokemon ownership or some bullshit and having to go head to head with your boss who you now realize is an unworthy poser? Bonus if your rival slash romantic interest
is the regions "hero" girl/guy.

I guess not because that's almost 2% more of a plot than standard pokemon games.

And it doesn't even have Huge Power.

Pic related
Can't decide between Crystal or Platinum. I like Johto the most either way, though.
Cynthia
Dark type, they got the best A E S T H E T I C S

Don't have one.
Karen or Cynthia. Probably Karen.

*probably that snowy route in platinum, or one of the more chill cave/water songs.

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Bear is shit
Ghost Pikachu is actually cute

I got a boner just reading that.


Agreed, though the Fandom is fun. And the spin off games can be amazing.

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Can you make your own Mimmikyu Holla Forums?

Charizard, Feraligatr, Pangoro, Noivern, Garchomp and Nidoking

All time: Explorers of Sky
Main line: BW2

Blue, even thought his team is shit, I remember him the most.

Dragon

Primal Dialga's theme

Never played one

Cynthia

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They should have done it with a Substitute doll.

Although, I guess this is cool as well.

I've heard rumors it changes its designed based on the Pokemon amiboo placed on it.

Truly you are the biggest faggot on the face of this board, mod.

Why are social people so frustrating? They try as hard as they can to fit into a herd, but they don't bother to even look at why they're doing it, or whether they're stampeding through a field of shit. As long as there's other meathead crammed shoulder-to-shoulder with them, they'd walk right into a fucking slaughterhouse.

Anyway, discuss.

I am going to the sauce on that claim

Source?

Watch the trailer. I don't know if they'll actually be called "Synchro", but the random toku poses and the Pokemon doing special moves while those diamond crystals flash on screen seems pretty damn obvious.

Which one? Starters, second or third reveal?

Corocoro leaks a month or so back said that the starters and the rock dog all held some sort of secret. And around 2:05 in the video you see the poses and the starters with their typings and some attacks to go with each. Something tells me it's some sort of super attack of some kind, probably has something to do with the bracelets the players wear.

user, please look at the post you responded to again.

I bet this thing is going to be a powerhouse.

That's stupid as fuck, like every Pokemon game idea guy pitch, complete with "MUH GAME IDEA IS TOTALLY BETTER"

Oh, you mean the one Tapu Koko, right?
I don't see it right. Unless you mean this sparks.

The mimic one looks pretty fucking cool.
The bear looks pretty stupid but it'll probably evolve into something cool.

user, are you retarded or just baiting for (you)s?

I think I found it now, huh.
I for one welcome a type of moves, it could be fun but so far we can only speculate

Here is the video showing Amie and the poses

Well we've never seen it do that and these pokedex entries are made by 10 year olds

Perhaps you have some sort of friendship bracelet, and that's why you can only use it with the starters, as they're meant to be your best friend in the game.
And Rockruff because I don't know, the Professor has one? Or it's a decendant of some legendary.

Perhaps as you get the 4 protector poemon, you unlock special moves.
This would explain the 5th move slot we saw on Pikipeck during the E3 show.

Maybe this bracelet supplements the Mega bracelet, and in the post-game you get an upgraded bracelet with a Mega Stone it in, which will stop the dependence on Megas, and their stomping in the first playthrough.


Why won't it be this good and instead be just some shitty thing for showing off.

The bear looks fucking stupid, but Mimikkyu is probably my favorite new Pokemon revealed yet. Both cute and creepy as hell. Wonder if it will evolve?

There are only 151 pokemon, no exceptions

Not even the cool Gen 2 evolutions? It must suck being a genwunner.

Gen 1, 2, 3, and smalls parts of 4, 5, 6, and 7 all exist.

You know they've been banning people for that, right?

Nah.

This commercial is bizarre. It's like these kids are having fun and just happen to have pokemon go with them.

This nigga is so cool and one of my favorite post-gen1 pokes, it's a shame he's weak to pretty much everything.

Seems like the kind of pokemon who skips work days

The Aime looks great but still waiting if you can have walking Pokemon.

Hopefully, but probably not. Because walking around with your pokemon, then stopping to pet and play with them would line up too much with what the games are about: playing with pokemon.

What's wrong with head petting your pokemon?

I bet you decide what games you do and don't like based on what Holla Forums tells you, too.

Also want to see them make a cute smile when petting

Are you attempting to imply that Pokemon isn't shit for casuals and normalfags?

If the pokemon Amie was properly implemented it would be better than walking pokemon. Althought, it would be cool to have a walking, turn around and talk to it and having the option to enter Amie from there

Those would be nice features as well.
But i hope GF fixes the facial detection on the Pokemon Aime, it was so glitchy.

If you make you feel better I will tell you why I kinda like the game. Keep in mind I'm not saying the game is perfect (Battling is shit among a lot of other things).

Its honestly kinda fun to walk around your town to catch mon's and showing them off to the other GO players. The social aspect even if the other players are normalfag's makes up for some of the flaws making it one of the main reasons its kinda fun.

Your friends arguments are really shitty and frustrate me all the time when I hear that from my little bro.

This is all coming from roughly 5 hours of "gameplay" aka biking a round furiously. I would have more but I do not because my phone's gps hates me ;_;
Oh and before you call me a casual I play the tcg competitively so I guess that counts for something.

Oh look they got the authentic breeding experience spot on.

10Km for a chance of a good pokemon is fun right?? Getting a sun burn everywhere after 5 hours in fun right?
I think I have a problem

Filename

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Damn I'm an idiot.
Thanks for letting me know.

How does it feel knowing an rng-fest mobile game is blowing all recent iterations of the franchise out of the fucking water?

I find that there are three types of people who really dislike Pokemon go.

1. The dude bro types you grew up hating and rightfully so.

2. The persnickety bitches so hell bent on being taken seriously they can't enjoy anything.

3. Like half of Holla Forums, perpetually miserable basement dwelling neckbeards who LOATH exercise or real human interaction.

I've been playing games all my life, I grew up gibbing faggots in Quake and you know what? The effect Pokemon Go has been having is fucking awesome.

I met up with old friends I haven't seen in literally years to spend the night together tracking down Pokemon. We took over all the gyms in the park, yelled at a bunch of Team Valor punks and had fun.

The game is an rng fest, I get that, mechanically it's super shallow and the gym battles are little more than button mashing right now. But this has been the most fun I've had gaming in literally years.

It's impossible to describe just how cool it is going to a lure at like 2 am and finding a shit ton of other people hanging out and farming low tier Pokemon.

The appeal of the game ISN'T the game, it's the people you meet while playing.

And if you could just remove your head from your asshole for a few seconds you might realize it.

Who gives a shit if it's casual? It's fucking fun.


Seriously Holla Forums stop being bitter about everything, go out and have some fun, we're waiting for you.

You disgust me you freak.

STR, INT, CON, DEX… those are stats, which often determine HP. HP itself is not a stat

This doesn't even make sense. Pokemon sells Nintendo's handhelds bro.

The other day I saw a gym and when I looked at it I found my friend's old online name n it. It was super cool.

Then I saw my real name as the gym owner and I'm now creeped out.

I can smell you, reddit. Go home, you're not wanted here.

Pokemon in general is shit and for casuals, only difference is the "real" pokemon has some smash bros tier tourneyfag shit for the autists

Probably a team of my bros so something like Swampert/Slaking/Gengar/Staraptor/Blastoise/Rayquaza although I have others I really like.
Emerald/Hoenn
I like all of them but I prefer Lance due to his role in GSC's story, Steven due to his profession and his battle in Emerald and Alder due to his design and backstory and Cynthia because of the lewds.
Water because its one of the most diverse types when it comes to roles such as walling and sweeping and some of my favorite pokemon are of the Water type.
Pokemon Stormsilver
May

Nah user. exists.

Fucking HOENNBABBY

Dudebros love Pokemon Go, Are you retarded or just in denial?

Oh, you're one of those fags.
>>>/reddit/

I-It hurts.

What team do I join in go
and do I have to go to a gym to join? I'm not up for interacting with autists

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

remove the word "pokemon" and you've described every woman I've ever met

What are some good romhacks? Preferably ones with both plot and original content.

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How do I get into Pokemon? I don't like Nintendo and will probably get a rom for whatever game you guys recommend.

Try out the remakes of the Gen 1 & 2 games, FireRed/LeafGreen and HeartGold/SoulSilver, they're the best in the series, after that, just choose whatever you want. The Gen 6 games aren't worth it. They're piss easy (for Pokemon standards, anyways) and X/Y has no postgame whatsoever.

Per Region:
Kanto:
FRLG is the most updated game that is played in Kanto. It is for the Gameboy Advance

Johto:
HGSS, is vastly better to the original but it shares the same issues

Hoenn:
Emeral is the best, ORAS is worst but it is in the current gen

Sinnoh:
Platinum is one of the best games there is

Unova:
This one is different BW2 is vastly superior and it is a great but is a direct sequel instead of a remake

Kalos:
XY they suck but you can pirate it if you own a 3ds

Lastest game is ORAS, a remake of the 3rd game, it is shit
In my opinion the best part of pokemon is battling other people

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Is this close enough? (Warning Lets Play)

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

I expected better from you summerfags.

Holy fuck you disgust me.

Arcanine, Metagross, Tyranitar, Ampharos, Gengar, Poliwrath
Johto
Red. If Red doesn't count, then Steve Jobs from Ruby and Sapphire is alright
Don't have one, seems pointless.
Route 11 is great. Gold/Silver intro theme is great. Kanto Gym Leader battle is great. Route 113 is great.
Haven't really played any. Recommendations? Tried Ash Grey but got bored quick.
I like Erica, but I don't know if she's best girl. Is there even such a thing? They're all pretty great.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

I just knew the old weeaboo retards would react like this

This shit is too funny

Pokemon Go was a mistake…

Underaged confirmed.

They should really make an age-rule, for this site.

Pokemon GO will make more money in 6 months than the Wii U will make in its lifetime.

It's going to be hilariously amazing to see gang wars done with pokemon battles.

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That's the real kicker. How the fuck did things go so wrong?

Hopefully it will eliminate Go fags from the gene pool.

That was a great fucking episode in an awful, begging for death anime with too long a run time.

The entire episode was Jessie quietly want to settle down into being a waifu for her husbando crush taking care of pokemon but she gives the dream up not because she even likes Team Rocket at all but because her friends do and they need her. She was 2cute in this episode.

Overinflaction of normalfags
Smartphones being the trend
Too little hipster developers on smartphone
Cool concept, easy to learn

Just fuck the world up while you're at it. More so than now.

All they needed to do was not make it pink and remove the fucking stripe across it's head.

How could they fuck up this bad? Was a red panda that hard to design? Fuck this all to Hell… All of it.

I dealt with you losers for decades, its funny how predictable your retards are

Seems like mainstream media has a hard time designing Red Panda characters. Eh, at least I can hope that it's evolution will look better. Looks like they're going for a Fairy/Fighting type, so at least it'll be interesting. Even more so when you consider Pangoro is Dark/Fighting.
fighting bear trio when?

Oh fuck. Watch out guys. We got a badass grandpa over here.

That better be the case, but even so, look at all the past bear cub Pokemon and how cute and likeable they are to look at. Its fun to raise them and see them go from being cute and loveable little cubs to full grown monster bears you can be proud of. With this thing, you'll just be going "hurry up and evo already you freaky piece of shit".

It is fine though because MonHun Generations comes out in two days.

Finally some good news.

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Im always going to be there to laugh at you retards.

Pokemon GO is normalfag casual shit.
Gen 6 and on are normalfag casual shit.

The only good pokemon game in the future is sage.

Good gasp. He's serious. I hope he doesn't do an evil cackle.

(You)

I realize you're on Holla Forums right now, but exactly how pathetic is your existence?

Also

Recently beat the E4 of Black for the first time. I feel kind of bad about dropping Black when it first came out. It ended up surprising me how much stuff there is to do, especially after beating the game, and now I really understand how much of a step down XY were. Though kind of in the game's defense, they had to whip up 700+ models, animate them, and quality check them. It does sort of future proof them a bit since they can be reused for future games instead of having to create new sprites every time.

Anyway this was my team for Black.

Zoroark and Mienshao are better than any of those.

smh tbh fam

Consolefag here, what's the better game, Colliseum or XD

*?
Might get a handheld soon if I get hooked since I'm not a big fan of handhelds. I also posted my previous comment prematurely.

That's a tough choice
Pokémon Colosseum definitely had a more engaging and arguably cooler main storyline, but when compared to gale of darkness it lacks content and choice of pokemon.
Colosseum is the one I remember more fondly due to nostalgia reasons, while I believe I had more fun overall with Gale of Darkness when making Gen 3 my first to catch them all.
Gale of Darkness also has the Battle SIMs, my personal favorite set of minigames in the pokemon franchise.

Pokefags will never recover their reputation on Holla Forums after GO.

She's pretty top tier, shame she wasn't in the doujin

no thanks

Every so often, a cleansing fire must occur and root out the corruption of an old autistic fanbase. The pokefags have been long due for one.

I feel bad for people that dropped out before BW. Amazing games. Replayed it the other month and it's still my favourite.

you realize none of those you mentioned are in pokemon, right?

Ever since Gen II it's been

It's weird how so many once trusted anons are going full retard with this and basically embracing the idea of becoming mobile sheep because a really shitty and simple mobile game has Pokemon in it.

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Fanboys gonna fanboy.

Colosseum, XD is longer, has more pokemon, and adds limited wild Pokemon functionality but in my opinion it doesn't beat the simple but strong foundation laid by Colosseum. In the event you care about transferring Pokemon from the console games to later generations, XD requires the target Generation 3 game save to have beaten the Elite 4 while Colosseum does not.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Thanks doc.

not really
but Gardevoir and Kirlia are fine too

I actually beat Iris in Blaze Black 2 last night.
I can't believe that it took me 80 ingame hours just to get to the fucking daycare. I wanted to indulge in breeding autism HOURS ago, so I just stuck with the same team for 95% of the game instead. I don't normally use legendaries, but it was just BEGGING to wipe out Team Plasma with me.

I really wish this was true,but they'll just go into denial or acceptance mode about this. Look at sonic fans, they get 1 decent game out of every 5 or so and they still blindly love the charcter.
Sonic even had a free to play mobile game with a cash shop too at this point.
Not saying it's you user, but these people enjoying pokemon go deserve to watch this franchise burn up into the ashes its becoming.

Why contain it? Let them play pokemon go at schools and churches, let them riot in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

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Garbagedevoir


Fucking disgusting

at least it's humanshape, fox-fucker

Stay mad Braixenfag.

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Don't worry user, at least they're not Simisear.
Simisear is in dead last

Who the fuck likes Simisear?

people who like chill looking fire monkeys, maybe

Being Simisear is suffering.

At least the other two don't look like total shit.

chug bleach

wow. After what like 5 years? that series is still complete shit. That episode was good but having the voice actors of everyone be different and brock gone was too weird for me.

Also why the fuck does meowth sound like a chronic smoker? James doesn't sound gay anymore.

Pokemon really did go to shit. Glad I stopped at hoenn region.

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Ursaring was the only good bear pokemon.

That polar bear thing has retarded body proportions.

Panda Pokemon. WTF is that thing on it's back, a cape?

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Panda bear's a reference to the famous "Bancho" outfit that's commonly associated to delinquents in japanese media.
Pic related

ok makes sense now

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Pokemon was always supposed to be Pokemon Go but the technology just wasnt there yet. Now we finally get the definitive version of the game that they always wanted to make.

Hey faggots, I havent played Pokemon for like 10 years now and I stopped playing after Generation III (Hoenn). I want to start playing Pokemon again but I dont know which of the games that came after Hoenn is the best. What would you recommend for user?

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The only good thing about it.

You should spoiler that but here is a run of the main games

Oh my sweet, sweet, sweet child. Japan is already fully integrated with smartphone games. Games on consoles and handheld are for kids for a few years already

I don't really trust the Japanese gamers anymore.
Not ever since they complained that Ni-oh was too hard.

Win Pokken for Braixen pr0n

I want to at least try playing Pokemon Go to see if it's really that shit, what is the team autism about?

lel

I don't play Pokemon Go, but the team name Instinct pisses me the fuck off.

Valor is valuable. Wisdom is valuable. Instinct is only valuable in the case where you have neither of the former. It's a direct conceptual downgrade from both, and lionizes "I dunno lol I just go with my gut". And as if to prove this is who it appeals to, every SJW I know picked it.

Fuckers got their entire philosophical grounding from Kingdom Hearts. That's not a wanton comparison, that is actually the case for some of them. Muh emotions will lead me to the objective truth.

/autism

Fuck right off back to reddit.

Jesus Christ that's a big clit

I liked Pokemon but I can see the discussion s going to fucked for years to come. Especially if Nintendo ever leaves the hardware market and makes mobile games.

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Pretty nice drawing, the dick is fucking ugly though

no, he did it because he wanted to trespass. i played it today riding around on my bike, and you can catch everything from the sidewalk. you can be like 20-30 feet away from where a pokemon is on the map and still be able to catch it from that distance. if you find anyone in your back yard, kick their ass.