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Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

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https://youtu.be/AvHsHVyumoE
https://youtu.be/28GLa9T2CtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1MaSxLK9c
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-36139073
Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

cherry picking because of a filter
weak b8 m8... yawn.

I'm stable and healthy. Today the sun was annoying the heck out of me though, thankfully there was enough of a gentle cool breeze and gentle showers.

...fine, whatever. :|

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

say something mean about luka so she'll reply to me
she doesn't even notice

</3

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

i suck dick for league skins and subway
this is cherrypicking

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Sabs
True, true.
Glad you agree.

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

tfw

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

Baack~

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

spreading misinfo
yeah sure whatever.

Hunter Parker
Hunter Parker

o-oh

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

how about you ask lexi or literally anyone else who've you begged for food for only to betray them for league skins?

hay welma

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

I have a major in disinfo

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

disinfo is bad.

(Sabby)
Enjoy that sweet cold ice cream sabinba labinba~
what wrong with a jungle~?
:3

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

Are we friends today please?

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

Is there anything good or bad in the world? It saves lives/helps those in need.

John Lee
John Lee

(Morgan Freeman)

which songs? was her dance cute and pretty at least?
ikr? luka like the most beautiful voca voice i know of.

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

If I joined the military and we ended up deciding to go to war with your country would you wish death upon me for fighting in it?

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

i would go to one of the frontline cities and wait to be raped by you

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

Or.. Would you wish me safe travels and many glorious victories as I go around killing your countrymen.

this is a joke btw

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

we're always friends welma
so much so that i want to stop insulting luka and post some cute anime girls to talk to you

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

Yeah, but i was just talking about the evil disinfo meant to hurt others.
i know already there are such things as white lies with good intentions.

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

announcing when youre joking- the mark of a true pussy

John Gray
John Gray

Those are actually legit thoughts I sometimes have though lol

Be careful to not where any head wraps now, I might mistake you for those I truly wish death onI want to see every one of those fuckers dead and burned

I know, I'm really amped up right now and taking things a little extreme here and there and being completely honest about my intentions

Luke Green
Luke Green

That's kinda rude!
Convert them to our side instead!

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

okay. wats up?

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

tfw born too late
you will never be caught in the middle of a sword fight with only a shield and spear

David Collins
David Collins

I'm just watching some epic Overwatch wombo combos right now getting amped up for that.

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

So that you can die painfully?

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

bebop
you wanna know something legit
the only thing ive ever taken seriously in my life is the innate urge i have to fight for ancient athens and lady athena
that being said the phalanx can win any sword engagement
;_;

i fell asleep at like 8 yesterday because i was feeling sad
i feel a little better now but i can still feel some kinda residual effect and its kinda inhibiting me from finding a game to play

what about you bae

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

i... i know that feel.

just got back from chillin at the brewery with muh bro lol

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

Perfected army reserved for only the finest specimens when?
cure for cancer and/or DNA editing to have the perfect perfect man at borth when when?

apparently my computer is too old/bad to actually play it :/

Modern combat seems intense but a bit boring, though maybe I just need to experience it first hand. Bullets can still lead to a slow death but a melee fight would be up and personal with every person you're fighting. I guess you can still get into some CQC situations too though..

I don't know their history all to well but if someone says you can't do something you'll just have to prove them wrong, spit blood in there face before finishing them off.

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

lol holy shit i edited that spoiler so much i didn't even catch my autism

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

Are you wasted or did you leave the brewery too early, bae?

also its a weird as fuck feeling isnt it

my lifes been progressively getting better too

know of any time machine making techniques yet mate?

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

RIP
:(

Owen Price
Owen Price

go out for a meal with the fam
have drinking contests with aunts/uncles
get involved in a pub lock in
come home with a bloody nose

This. Is. England.

SUP FAM

Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

If only such a thing were possible and if it somehow were then have it be in the foreseeable future. I'll have to deal with local fighting tournaments for as long as I last, at least it'll still be a rush.

Lookin at getting a new computer asap thoughnot specifically for that game but for someone to not be angry lol

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

Did your aunt bring the speed?

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

I'm really sleepy after 2 beers bahah I suck

It's like a poopy 3 or 4 day slum ordeal for me, but you'll prolly spring out of it quickly I'd bet ;3

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

wat do u play

i thought this was england

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

hm?

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

get it

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

Where is the big talk?

That was last week in Bradford. Fucking helluva do.

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

I will asap, already promised someone I would.

Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

what's wrong with a jungle?
Ask the property managers. They say they'll fine me if the lawn gets too shaggy!

Keep trying! Women love it when you refuse to take hints.

Yup yup!

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

Depends. Do you have a vested interest in being in that war? Or are you only doing it because you "have" to.
In all honesty I would blow you to shit if you were MP on my streets.
The irish tried to do that to my Father.

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

what fighting game do you play you fucking little nigger

london has a muslim mayor now dont they?
thats fucking hilarious mate

Oh that really does suck
I met some sleepy drunks and they say they absolutely hate it
Bae if you can't stay awake then how are we supposed to have inebriated fun?
does coffee help?

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

you'll never participate in a Group B championship

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

attention me pls

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

You replied to the same thing twice!

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

Have it all! Cookie doesn't appreciate getting twice the attention, so maybe you will!

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

Well shit would you look at that, a real reply. With yours, I wouldn't really want to unless you went full terrorist mode on us.

fighting game
I was talking about actual body contact.

;_;

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

Is that a hint that I should stop spamming you with pictures of my junk?

Like I'm not good with these subtle social cues sabs

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

Chic-fil-a was surprisingly tasty

my sister was spooked because she isn't used to the level of service they provided

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

lol yeah it's just something to get through I guess :p

Oh, it's terrible. I do better with rum and cokes, but like I get rekt either way. Idunno how that sort of sloppy fun could happen x_x

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

Loving the Sabs as Coraline thing btw

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

doesn't appreciate
OIOI

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

Yeah they do. I have no bother about it. You could be a scientologist for all I care. They all the same priv eating scummy southern fairies.
They dont give a toss about anyone past Reading/Watford.
Fucking pricks.
We, in the North MADE the Empire. It was our coal, our iron, our steel that birthed and maintained the Empire.
Southern fairies need to remember that when they are arse raping us with cuts in funding and investment.
If Blair hasnt been indicted into the Hague within 5 years I am going to stab that judas to fuck.

Jace King
Jace King

Sabs.
Give me all the attention.
I can handle it

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

I love it, gimme it all bb

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

good~

oh wow... the place you rent has a lawn?!
show me~ ♥

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

do you fight
that's dope
makes me feel like a nerd for thinking you were talking about fighting games tho

The actual reasoning behind it is when youre inebriated you start to essentially default to your primal pathways instead of consciously thinking
ie. going to breeding/fighting
that's usually why people always fuck when fucked up

this is the kind of post that makes me want to yell GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
even if you guys are gonna be part of the caliphate in a few years
i wish we could fix it all ;_;

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

LOL

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

you shouldnt have told luka you have a lawn
now he's gonna try to suck you for every dollar you have

Michael White
Michael White

17 billion dollars a year in uk tourism

they don't come for newcastle

Bentley White
Bentley White

Hopefully the "special relationship" doesnt get a divorce.
If I felt the occupation was unjust I feel like I would want to do my national duty. Which seems a bit odd coming from a lefty.
Also, the IRA element in this nations history maskes me really adgitated. Because politically I can understand and sympathize with the IRA/Republicans from ireland. BUT the Englishness in me tells me it is criminal. The fact they shot at my father and made effort to try and off him just because of his uniform fills me with annoyance(to say the least).
Its a mess.
BUT. WOLVERINES!!!!!!

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

Why fix it. Humanity is shit.

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

Chic-fil-a was surprisingly tasty
They bread that chicken in heroin.

Pleas don't!
And I'm not clever enough to drop hints. I'm just typin' to hear myself type.

*squiiiiiiiisssssssh*

Better than Jurassic World.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummm...ok, I guess. Next time I get up maybe I can take a pic or two. I'm too lazy right now though! (Just settled into my comfy chair with Ben and Jerry.)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

Twice the attention is nice, but attention seems to not be synonymous with twice the text posted at me, because it's still not enough! I crave for more!

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

You should get a typewriter.

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

SUBTLE YOU ARE THE TYPICAL SOUTHERN FAIRY

the type of man who goes to the local gastro, orders a skinny latte in his skinny jeans. Telling "Jerald" about how much his Asparagus farm made the last quarter. Laughing at OXFAM adverts and swilling "real" Ale.
He goes home after to cyber suck cocks and rpetend to his COE parents he is "straight".
THE ANUS of the Great Britishness.

T O F F
SCUM

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

Remember the move in pictures you promised?

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

Im gonna attention you until you see white

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

mhm, been fighting on and off since 5th grade. nothing nobody doesn't want to though
here have this [spoiler]3:37 PM - Bebop: last time I got in a fight someone pulled out a bike pedal and hit me with it a few times, ended up pissing me off so I went all out
[/spoiler][spoiler]3:37 PM - Bebop: >also went to the police after and got him arrested
[/spoiler]

IRA
love em

a year or so ago I would have probably done the same thing if I were in the military, going out of my way to kill someone purely based on who they work for/what uniform they have on
now it kinda just depends on the type. though I guess I can't fully say since not military..

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

spoilers didn't work
well then

I mean if someone was a higher rank than me and told me to shoot and they weren't completely innocent then I might not think twice about it after all that training they put you throughor at least I hope they put you though

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

Bombing British shopping centres though. Civilian soft targets. Balless fuckers.
If your freedom is so worthy, come fight us in the field and test your nations mettle.

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

im not gonna argue that mate
that's a big reason why im becoming a wildlife biologist so i can seclude myself from it

make a thoughtful post to my good friend sabs
just get !s
why even bother boo

you're right here too dude
subtle is the kinda baby back bitch who's ruining your country
what do you plan to do about those bastards?

you do look like the kinda nigga who punches anyone over everything bebop
you ever think about learning some dank ass karate and doing some Ip Man shit?

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

THAT'S THE STUFF
YEAHHH

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

I think it's the peanut oil

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

tak tak tak
*shwwwwwwwip-PING!*
tak tak takka tak

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

We are going to build a wall, it is going to be beautiful... all along the Watford gap... And the best part is... We are going to make the Cornish and cockneys pay for it all. Make The North Great Again.

Kayden King
Kayden King

Oh yeah! lol

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

prevert

James Robinson
James Robinson

as I said in thread earlier, I'd rather do much personal fights if I could. bombing to me is just a statement, if we actually wanted to leave a mark we'd send in some boots

I don't start them but I've always ended them
since 5th grade
I feel like it would be safe for you to assume that I had been taking something like karate

Still need to find a place that teaches Jeet Kune Do

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

I couldn't think of a clever reply. :-|

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

3 Sabs posts in 1 minute
w-what

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

un packed all those boxes yet?

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

I think maybe the head of Chick-Fil-A really does play golf with Jesus and the J-man gave him that recipe.

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

I thought maybe personal replies were better than a huge, obnoxious wall.

I may have been incorrect.

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

Huge obnoxious wall.
Sabs. Your post fit on one screen.

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

I am waging a Western front for your front ;)
One day you will relent and lemme in.
Until then. Attrition for your beautician.

I just think if you are going to win. Win clean. Pitched battle. If you are better then fair enough, you've earned it. Like the USA. No bitterness from me on that. You guys wanted it. You fought for it. You earned it. No issue there. Ireland is a different matter.
Killing women and children and innocents. Nope. I do not condone that.
Even when we are dropping bobms on Iraqwis, Afghans, Syrians and whomever else we gotta bomb to make sure we are still militarily relevant.
Boots on the ground is the ultimate commitment.

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

It would be nice to read this as a typewriter

but after Belfast all I hear is an automatic weapon

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

:-|

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

haww.

maybe.

I would def go there again

the sweet tea had such a nice taste to it.

Hudson Phillips
Hudson Phillips

Southerners
With their fucking sweet tea

Colonel Sanders called, he wonders how the help are getting on with the cotton.

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

thatcher did nothing wrong

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

Now you go fucking kill yourself.

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

How big a screen?
Scoot, you're such a weirdo. ♥
♪War bellows blazing in scarlet battalions...
Generals order their soldiers to kill...♫
Wasssamadder?
May I recommend the Polynesian sauce?

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

killing innocents
the thought irks me. I also want to be a medic so I can save lives, the PMC I want to work with pays medics well but says that they do end up shooting innocents every now and then so I'd be taking care of them the most
good thing I won't actually end up working for them, only the mistress will give reason for my being there

don't know much about the IRA sadly tbh so idk what all they've done

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

the mine closures were necessary for international market relevance

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

My shitty laptopscreen.
So you're fine, hun.
You always are.

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

I am an oddity indeed. I would like to thinkt hat makes me good. But I don't know sometimes.

A noble branch to be going into. Also, whilst I did state "innocents" it makes me wonder how dated my thinking is. Since the modern battlefield includes civilians... Which to me is morally wrong no matter who the side.
WW2 and the "total war" philosophy has ruined us as "civilized". That disconnect between "battlefront" and "home" is no longer there. Since, after all, the home economy drives the war economy etc etc.

ANYONE who does a medically related job is a hero. And with the military even more so.

Tell that to the ENTIRE region she fucking destroyed. She could have tariff'd and subsidised. But no. Tory fucking shedevil. I hope she is rotting in hell right now. I swear to fucking god that evil cunt.

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

I would love to read this as song lyrics but after Belfast all I hear is gunfire

Amy kept linking me this song but I've never listened past the few lines.

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

on the waffle fries?

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

HEY GUESS WHAT, LETS DESTROY THE LEFT AND THE UNIONS AND THE WORKERS ALL IN ONE GO. CAVIAR ANYONE - Thatcher.

SHame the IRA didnt blow her the fuck up.

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

Didn't Maggie Thatcher study chemistry? I wish we had more science savvy leaders...

What's Dolph Lundgren up to? Think he'd run for the US Senate?
hun
https://youtu.be/AvHsHVyumoE
https://youtu.be/28GLa9T2CtI
I should send you the file of it I tinkered with. I lowered the pitch significantly in Adobe Audtion. Made it creepy as all hell.
On the everything.

Camden Gutierrez
Camden Gutierrez

imo "innocent" is someone who looks like they aren't and never will be a threat to your life. just because you're not pointing a gun at me doesn't mean I won't kill you. if you have that look you will die.
all this edge
tbh though if someone is truly innocent then they should pack up and leave while they can, not going living on a battlefield. if they can't leave for whatever reason then do their best to stay inside and not look suspicious.

I think so too, if a brother of mine gets wounded in the field I will put my own life at risk to save his. No man left behind and all that jazz.

John Turner
John Turner

MI5 is now following you on twitter

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

welms stopped posting
;_;

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1MaSxLK9c

All I can ask is... Can I be your Dick Grayson?

they better get me before I strike. I swear on allah

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

Mashallah brother

Camden Long
Camden Long

And always man the .50

Inshallah

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

tinkering with music

You're such a creative please marry me

Link it if and when you can.

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

;_;

Mhm, 'cept for a few in the storage shed. Oh, and a box of books. I have no room for my books.

yes?
scoot, wut

Sarcasm will get you everywhere.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

NOT THAT AGAIN

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

yey

imma play fun games for now, show me them on steam later when you are all relaxed at home off work? ♥

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

Brb, getting the bleach.

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

oh btw did you make the webm with karen and that awful sounds? :3
what is that sound?

David Morales
David Morales

put a non-sarcasm tag on a post
look like a tool
don't put a non-sarcasm tag on a post
people think you're being sarcastic

There's no winning this game is there.

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

Luka, I had no idea you were such a lawn enthusiast. :3
I'll try 'n' snap a pic or two later. Have fun!

Scooter, by my Carrie Kelley.

It's a mix of Fry from Futurama screaming and feedback from a phone line run through one of the boards in the radio station. It was a happy accident!

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

Sorry about that, darling. When someone who's creative tells me I did something creative, my first instinct is to think they're making fun of me.

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

That is ALL i have ever wanted to hear... d-do you mean in >///<

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

it**

Charles Gutierrez
Charles Gutierrez

No I get it. I do the same thing.

I lent a girl a math book and got it back with a phone number and some hearts around it once. I assumed she was fucking with me and threw it away.

/low self esteem five

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

Sorry, sorry.
So, whatcha gonna do?

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

in
it**
Mmmmhm. I know what you were thinking.
pic related

Aw, you could've been study buddies. :-/

I think I'm going to stay home and talk at y'all folks while looking at silly stuff on the internet.

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

mfw it hurts so good

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Sounds like my usual evenings.
Except that I don't tend to talk here much anymore.

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

Fucked up stupid shit as always.

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

HAIL SATAN TRIPS.

I also emant this picture

I really am useles.

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

I finally have my car again, who am I picking up

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

come to ny and get me

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

nezi

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

omw

ok

James Carter
James Carter

It would have been nice to have passed history

All the studying opportunities I wasted by sitting at home playing videogames

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

the reason I relate to asuka the most has just clicked.

Welp.

And History is #1

James King
James King

From 666 to 69. Even your post numbers are preverts!

What would cheer you up?

Aw, why not?

That's how I feel about math. The only failing grade I ever got in school was freshman algebra. I did NOTHING the whole year because I'm just too lazy to do math. I ended up having to take a cumulative test to advance a grade, which ironically enough I got a 98 on.

Angel Long
Angel Long

Dunno. Feel like most people don't talk to me much anymore.
SD, Spoilers, Soto, you.
The S Squad.

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

S-Squad! We're dabes squad!

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

have fun with that one

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

There's proof you're not dumb

Also I wasn't being serious. I hate history. And I was supposed to learn Spanish history. How ridiculous is that.

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

you will never blow cigarette smoke onto Sabs face irl

true suffering

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

I'd talk to you more Forty. But you are dutch. Sorry.

The universe cannot lie. There must be an intelligent designer for such an occurance.
o currants?
Mathimatic needs. Or something.

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

Yes, but you'll never have your testicles kicked up into your esophagus because you blew smoke in face either, so count yourself blessed.

I don't want you to be sad. :-|

You guys have lots of history. We 'Merican's only have about 240 years worth, and we mostly study the Revolutionary War and WWII.

Talk to Cookie! Give him love!

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

Yo Eisen.
How ya doing?

Yush!
Too bad I can't be in it.

Benjamin Johnson
Benjamin Johnson

;~;

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

But I'm not "you guys." That's what bothered me.

And it was fucking tedious and horrible as well. The whole history is like an expose of how awful the country is. None of the good shines through in it for very long.

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

Punch me in the face instead

with your mouth

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

self deprecation is the national anthem

Why would I burden him wtih such an awful thing.
Poor forty does not need that negativity in his life.

Its for the better. First things first I am the worst.

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

It's ok. One of S Squad's key objectives is to show you love.

Oooh, right. I forgot you were a stranger in a strange land. Ugh, that must have been horrific.

All I can imagine is our teeth smashing into each other. It hurts. >__<

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

The British. As a people. Have been shaped through blood. Suffering. And hardship.
That is why we are GREAT.
Because. Through the mud and the sewage. We built Empires. Cultures. Sangri La is ours.
Suffering, strife and fighting against the stacked decks makes a people great.

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

Naah, you're not.

Is that why I don't love myself, or am I not allowd in because I can't?
Thanks~

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

Time to go HAM.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

Cookie, you should be proud of yourself. You're a smart, kind-hearted person.

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

And do what?

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

cringing at my local areas name drops

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-36139073

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

Good, about to leave though.
What's new

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

Yeah. And like, coming from Ireland to a country that was under a horrific dictatorship up until 25 years prior

It's kind of ridiculous.

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

Probably nothing.

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

:-|

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

Nothing much, looking for a place. A good thing.
Otherwise just doing fine.
Whatcha gonna do?

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

West Auckland won the first World Cup.
West auckland is 5 minutes from me.
Much heritage.
such history.

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

How do you go HAM on nothing?

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

I am a special kind of mental case.

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

My hometown invented the railways/trains.
If it wasnt for my town Modern America wouldnt have been birthed so fast.
FUCK YEAH
Spamming nonesense history gets me hard

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

Going to a friend's house to smoke pot i mean hang out

Leaving now actually, catch you later

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

One of Queen Victoria's wedding gifts was a half ton of cheese.

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

In 1811, nearly a quarter of ALL women were called Mary.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

Dude. You're in this place.
Par for the course.

Have fun man

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

Once, a "beer wave" of 388,000 Gallons (or 1.4m L) flooded London in 1814 after a huge vat ruptured.

UNBEERABLE

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

That is why I am elaving. I am not the special snowflake.
FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT.

Ryder Smith
Ryder Smith

*leaving

bane of my typing life that word.

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

morning

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

In Britain and the UK, accents change noticeably about every 25 miles

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

GET THIS FAM
it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
sick as fuck right?

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

Nearly 6,000 people per year get hurt or die in the UK after tripping over their trousers or falling down stairs while pulling them up.

METAL AS FUCK

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

nice meme

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

you cant calculate the time british started fucking up to the exact point where they stopped using the color red in their infantry

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

NO TRAVELLING ALLOWED FOR QUEENIE!

As all British passports are issued in Queen Elizabeth II's name, she herself doesn't have one.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

Boo used "BaitTrigger", It was ineffective.

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

Im the meme king
Didnt you know bae?

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

We invented Concentration Camps!
BOOOOOOOSH!
ENGLAND 1 - 0 GERMANY

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

Neat

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

Kate Middledton earned the British Economy £1billion
MAKING PAPER FUCKERS

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

i could go for some lsd

never had a chance to actually experience it

just a disappointing time i ended up tripsitting.

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

I wish to unsubscribe from BritishFacts™

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

Philistine.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

Psychadelics are great for curing emotional problems
great if you want to go on a great adventure to

Tripsitting?

Grayson James
Grayson James

yea. i've had shrooms on a few occasions. but my guy doesn't have lsd.

it's more the autonomy over the ego lsd apparently has over shrooms.

you can direct yourself more. i'd probably just listen to music.

i hit the town on shrooms before. twas godly and terrifying :3

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

The memes.

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

That should be the default, not something one takes pride in

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

Music always seems godly because you can kind of feel the songwriter's intentions and his emotions

You get tons of revelations along the way

Julian Long
Julian Long

snaek

Ayden King
Ayden King

*paws at the thread*

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

bike
code
food
more planning

time to get started.

toodles boo.

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

nyaaaaaa'shallah

Jose Green
Jose Green

yoo

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

tfw no qt salafist cat girl gf

what the fuck is the reason for living?
asalaam alaykum kaffer

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

[questions sanity]

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

hearing taylor giggle in songs
Country Gal♥

I think the exact same thing sister.
It makes me want to commit holy jihad on the infidel for stymying our progress. Which is allah blessed.

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

why are you questioning my sanity
is taylor kaffer?

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

scarlet post selfie

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

She does allah's will.
And loves cats.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

what kinda selfie

i just woke up and look like shit

annorexia has been doing me wonders though
man i want a cat

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

hopefully you do~

lmao it's funny

Over watch

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

let's see let's see let's se

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

My cat is sleeping on my bed, waiting to cuddle and steal my body heat. Cute little bastard.
But until then. Oblivion.

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

i downloaded overwatch
is it fun
i dont really have fun playing games anymore
that doesnt answer my question
WHAT do u want to see
i cant habeeb u
should i name my cat Catbert

Oliver Martin
Oliver Martin

Cute as fuck name. Mine is called Winston. Like... Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill Cat.
He was already named when we got him at the sanctuary.

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

it is fun
:)

Oliver Wright
Oliver Wright

is that real money...???

sign me up :))))

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

you earn free money!

just by leveling up~

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

I just opened this beer and isntantly regret
its a beer too far.

Time to suck it up and be a big boy.

BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE

Overwatch seems alright, even if I have only played the tutorial.
Would like to play with others but have a feeling I will be unisntalling tomorrow.

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

it's free till the 9th

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

What do you mean by a beer too far?

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

I want to see
your cute face
your tits
your butt
probably your dick too
definitely your thighs

thats about as honest as possible if thats what youre looking for scarlet

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

Sorry Sabs.

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

A beer that is forcing me to stay up and drink it. Its bad because I have activated my emo card and I am forced to endure this... state of mind. And burden you all with cryptic and uncryptic posts of angst.
If I had not opened this beer I could just "fuck you" and go to bed.

I got it to play with someone.
Someone hasnt made any attempt to ask me if I would like to play
Would be a waste to keep it for just one reason.

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

It is 10x more fun if you play with others

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

my legs have cuts on them i cant show them

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

Let's see the scars

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

Plus. I do not want to play games with you people. That would be terrible.

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

they're not very interesting

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

you can just put it in the fridge ya dunce

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

It will go flat. Are you insane!
Go large. Or go home.

Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

Hey. But the curry was on point tonight. The guys at my local indian are fucking wizards.

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

would you like to play?

it's a shame i can't find anyone to play with :(

Jace Gray
Jace Gray

Theyre interesting to me
Let's see them I wanna see
add me on something if you want it private

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

scoots, it is one beer.

fine.

please, jettison your thoughts into the QR for me to discuss with you.

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

It's strange how some people you've been friends with for a really long time seem to not be able to just trust and listen to you.
I'll make sure to at least leave a small note about this in my study.

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

look in mirror at tummy
instantly feel fat even tho people keep calling u annorexic
dont want to take a picture anymore

i thought getting a tiny tumms was supposed to give me high self-esteem?

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

my study
what are you up to now little edgelord

do lexi and ban not play w/you?

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

be proud of your body

you are a bootiful woman who don't need no man

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

no

no one plays with me

you're telling me they play over watch too?!

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

I dont know luka. EVen considering multiplaying games with this community or other people I know online fills me with anxiety.
Everyone here takes videogames too seriously.
I dont play games to compete.
I play to have fun.

ONE BEER?! that turns into a way of life. Habit gets bred. NO. I cannot allow this to happen.
Thanks for that last comment though. Really helpful as always.

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

my body looks like that picture at this point tbh but i still feel fat

lol

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

Ya
msg them

Of course. What are friends for, ne?

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

now
I think I last talked about it publicly 2years ago

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

Naturally. Good frens of course.

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

i tried asking ban yesterday but
he didn't want to play with me......

and i didnt know lexi played.

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

overwatch is exactly the type of game you wanna play if to chill out and have fun

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

Right
clearly im gonna have to compliment you a whole lot for you to feel better about yourself
im willing to take this task
let's see those scars

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

not overwatch
matches only last 10 minutes at most
and its way too hectic for anyone to get caught up over
so it's a chill fun shooter game, kinda like playing oldschool halo 3 multiplayer or something.

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

I dont know. Perhaps the overwatch thing is just a metaphor for my life. Perhaps I am being too Ronnie Radke about this. Perhaps I should have done tequila.
Who knows.

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

Scarlet probably got that fine figure on lock down.
Eating disorders though arent fun.
Sucks man.

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

It's ok, Cookie. I struggle with self-esteem too. But I think you're neat, so there.

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

SCOOT TALKING ABOUT EATING DISORDERS

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

Sabreener neener is the coolest cat and he suffers with confidence issues.
We are all beans.
In the same burrito.
We need to just wrap up toghether.
Y'all dig?
Taco life too serious is nacho life mission

Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

Boo talking about anything other than beer pong and how to commit the perfect rape

Brody Bennett
Brody Bennett

what are our current active filters?

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

implying boo has the nerve to rape anyone let alone his own butthole

Dominic Thomas
Dominic Thomas

We are all beans in the same burrito.

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

Metaphor? Ronnie Radke?

I suck dicks but Im a fuckboy what do I know

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

the words, the triggers

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

have i said any of these things

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

being in the same burrito as sabs

o-oh

./////////.

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

b ump

: ^)

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

sabulba 
Sounds like the name of my friends' pet hamster.
Tsar Bomba fedora putin

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

Fucking on point. pokey bot wanks are risky for a straight man like boo tho.

With guac?
Sabulbasaur!
Rawr!

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

it's an emoticon!?
this was unexpected, my plan is ruined

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

is that english

William King
William King

Best emoticon is but Im a fuckboy what do I know

i love it so much that I gotta I suck dicks

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

Learn the language you illiterate retard. I eman, it sucks that you didn't get your scholarship to Brown Uni, but get over it. And grow up. I eman you flip burgers for a living. That gives you little to no reason to go judging people.
Pimple cunt.

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

Luka, here's a picture of my lawn. The big blue thing is a tarp-covered barbecue smoker (to protect it from rain) and the white thing out in the yard is a cereal cup the kitties were batting around playing with. To the left you can see a corner of our little storage shed and some lawn chairs I put on the porch so I could mow.

What a weird name for a hamster.

Vine whip!

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

I-its super effective.

because... you know... prefect

ecksdee

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

That looks cozy.

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

mean is along learning for most difficult speed typing words in scoot eVocab

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

You are my trigger

well
your unsafe driving is

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

You have kittys?!
:O

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

that fag never accepts my league invites unless lexi is with me

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

hungry
try and eat food
feel fat and gross and want to throw up

i didnt ask for this

boo what is ur discord i guess?

Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

it might be because this is from me, but i drive safely, it's other drivers that is driving recklessly and endanger everyone around them!

well.. except the lack of proper riding gear part

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

ok, take a pic of your mirror now.

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

WEAR A HELMET

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

Scoot, what are you drinking tonight?

It's ok, except it slopes downward so the lawn chairs have to be right up against the back wall or you tip over! I miss my old place. I had a HUGE backyard with three oak trees.

Mhm. Didn't I ever tell you that? I can't remember. But yes, I have two. They mostly stay outside, though we let them in if it's too hot or cold out.

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

I ALWAYS DO IT"S THE LAW

it's just.. sometimes the weather is too hot for jacket

Luke King
Luke King

Not living in a shithole would be better advice.

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

Beer. and one stout made a guest appearance. Oh and the tears and semen of my fallen enemies and their hareems.

Quenching your thirst somehow?

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

eh?

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

Sounds so nice to just lie on your back in on a summer evening.

Jackets don't really give so much protection, or do they?

It's upto him if he wishes to immigrate or not.

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

Jackets don't really give so much protection

Neither do helmets.
They only increase the liklihood of survival. But if you plough into an 18 wheeler at 90mph, a helmet isnt gonna save you.

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

The best protection you can have is being observant/personally careful and luck.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

Not yet, but I may get into the bourbon in a few mins.

Wha?

It's ok. I just wish I had a tree and less light/noise pollution, ya know? I grew up somewhat in the country and I miss it.

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

not from broken bones, but..
a thick jacket could save me from bruises and scars when my body slides on asphalt.. in case of light accident

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

oh no

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

lame.

you've never told me anything for a long time </3

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

wanna invite to the most exclusive clerb on the internets?
party with scoot!

woo woo

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

There's a story behind that!
Friend 1 goes to the pet shop to buy hamster with friend 2.
Friend 1 doesn't have enough money.
Friend 2 makes an advance-payment, if he gets to pick the name.
Friend 2 is an ass.

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

Luka guilt trip is real

James Turner
James Turner

every little bit counts, then

I was in India once, and we were trekking up a mountain path. The power went out, like it usually does. I looked up, and was breathtaken. I had never seen the stars so numerous and bright like I did then. It was unforgettable. Living in NYC, you only see the blazing ones, and even then, just barely.

I hear going on the water is the best way to get away from the light pollution. A mile away from land, and bam. Stars.

Can't exactly do that in TX though, LOL

Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

*pulls back trenchcoat to reveal concealed carry holstered desert eagle*

nobody move !

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

where

better close your eyes and hope for the best during a skid
LOL

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

Same goes for war. If they made armour/helmets to be inpregnable... they'd be unwearable because of the weight. Armour/helmet design is there mostly as a confidence booster and a "well, you are a little more likely to survive than being nekked".

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

-Cries because scarlet didnt reveal dick-

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

i stopped using discord after animus' one started having drama

i have steam/skype/whatever ;_;

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

as an edgelord says, these scars and bruises are proof that i'm alive!
ahahah

Hudson Richardson
Hudson Richardson

envy of seeing stars en masse

I take small town living for granted.

Feels batman

John Perry
John Perry

The current model army helmet that the U.S uses, the ACH, can stop an AK bullet..

Sniper, probably not.

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

Hold on...gotta find my air horn...
*BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*

You can on one or two of our lakes or on the coast. Also, the best stars I ever saw where when I went to Big Bend National Park when I was about 12-ish. We camped in a cave and there was a clearing just outside with rocks for lying on. I need to see that sky again before I die.

Hm. Sorry, I thought I'd mentioned I had kitties. I had my appendix out in the third grade! There's a factoid for ya!

That poor fuzzy baby was caught in the middle.

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Woah... post kitty pics! ♥

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

its failtrap convention 2016 in my thread
luka manaka and loco in one thread

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

Actually just played like 100 overwatch games.

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

But it isn't impregnable. As you've stated. Just saying. You cannot rule out le deffffff factor.

Yes. Yes. YES. I knew I pre-lubed this strap-on for good reason tonight.

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

ok what is it
havent people seen my dick?

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

A cute little thing though.
It's a russian dwarf hamster.
TINY

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

mmy names are all memes but if you search booboolaboosh it should always come up

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

If I say no(as I havent) does this mean I can request?

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

good bye

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

that
fucking
video
what a time to be alive

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

don't come back

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

a siberian one?

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

cyu

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

R

E

K

T

O

N

O

M

I

C

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James Anderson
James Anderson

I remember going on a little cave tour in Virginia or something as a kid, I still have some geodes I got from there, I'd love to go again

imagine if we arranged some animus cave tour?
would be rad as hell

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

imagine if we arranged some animus cave tour?
people gonna die dude

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

mfw i could trap us in there forever to save the world from all of our autism

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

Sayonara

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

Caves make me nervous.

Yeah, friend has two. they seem adorable... and evil... plotting... at the same time

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

wild cockatoos

damn

not one from the fucking descent lol

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

i would spelunk the shit out of sabrina tbh

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

They're cute as fuck.
Common too.

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

I'll see if I can find a few. I emptied out my phone's SD card a few weeks ago, so bear with me

I'm a top though. :(

I want to poke 'em all.

There's a huuuge cave here called Natural Bridge Cavern. I went there as a kid and it took all day just to take the regular tour. They offer ones where you can go in the restricted areas and I'd love to go!

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

whats interesting about me willy lad

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

my cat would love that.......

I know.... the lube is so I am not gettting dry fucked... jeez.....

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

Rawr a bearr!
show me~

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

its a willy, and thus always interesting

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

998877

Beast digits

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

Did I kill the mood?

Here's my calico in her little kitty house. I put it up on a shelf one day and she managed to get inside and hide out all night when she should have been outside.

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

It's not even a joke at this point.
How many hobos do you think he's blown for Subway?

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

Not at all. I can see why you may have been a bit concerned given they way it was written.
I just need to sharpie more arrows in relevant places.

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

Aren't they cute?
They're a common pet to have, here.

oi

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

:P

Gotta be mean

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

Scoot, I burned my finger on the stove. ;__;

They're adorable. Do people keep bunnies there? I would love to, but at the same time...I don't want to clean the cage all the time.

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

Cold water or saliva that bad boy. Ouch. Sometime suffering for your art is worth it. Did you make something worth the sacrifice?

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

she has a funny facee in that pic :3

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

I put some ice on it. And um...no. Just stupid frozen taquitos. lol

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

i found a very rare pepe

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

She's a lazy, spoiled little shit, but I love her. At least she never scratches, but she will give you little love bites if you pet her in the right place or if she wants your attention.

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

Tuxedos!>!>>!>!>!>!>!>>!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

i am sure they are tummy friendly though....

I burnt my thumb the other day lighting a bowl.
Hood life.

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

I could swear the chinese do not even bother to proof read their half arsed english translations.

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

Those boots are so cute. BTW, how do you like TS's new look? I think it's kinda sexy. Or...a lot sexy.

'____'

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

tbh what they do half the time is they look at a letter like f or l and forget what it means so say they're writing the world "locomotive" they'll just write it with an f because it looks similar

ive noticed that

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

pls no.

I used to have a bunny. Who walked around in the house. (Ground floor.)
Pooped everywhere.
Chewed everything.
But cute.

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

oh.. i was posting that to get the dnsbls page link. i guess i still have some time before having to pay the rent

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

Very sexy indeed. Taylor has always been cute though. She just needs to embrace it more. Make it a more empowering thing to do.
Taylor is just♥
Country Taylor makes me happy.

Focomotive?

keep em keen

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

Good enough

Jace Watson
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Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

Sabrina's a lazy, spoiled little shit, but I love her. At least she never scratches with her teeth, but she will give you little love bites if you touch her in the right place or if she wants your attention.

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

does she make your mom happy? :3

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