Who could have possibly seen this coming? The media is the most predictably gay...

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

Who could have possibly seen this coming? The media is the most predictably gay shit ever.

early 2017
wow I can't wait for Dunkirk, Blade Runner 2049 and Star Wars TLJ to be completely overrated and praised
Critics screening hasn't happened yet and these fucks have already made up their opinion of the move
People still take RT seriously?

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

It's a meme

TFA is the best Star Wars since TESB
R1 is the best Star Wars since TESB

Etc etc

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

They are going to shill this one even harder though. It will unironically get a 97 or more on RT

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

Disney could remake Tommy Wiseau's The Room shot for shot and as long as Tommy is made gay the critics will give it a 10/10 and call it greater than Citizen Kane.

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

Blade Runner 2049
It was pure kino.

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

How can they possibly know that critics will review it that way?

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

/reddit/index.html
/r/movies/

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

Same shit with the MCU. Every new movie is "the best Marvel movie yet" meme

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

Because there's an agenda:

Isaac White
Isaac White

You're going to have one argue why it isn't kino yourself, your friends on reddit won't help you here.

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

symmetry
high contrast
only two colors in any given shot
Truly a redditer's definition of kino.

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

thinking those weak ass stills and framing and digital color grading equate to kino
You're literally a fucking dumbass.

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

It's kino you dummies.

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

IF U LEIK RR2049 UR ARE DRUMPF
look at this redditor. BR2049 is kino and Holla Forums's kinome of the year.

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

He can't into minimalism

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

if I keep using the word kino
You're a pleb. Deakins is shit and the film was shot on digital. It's trash.

Henry Long
Henry Long

Pleb taste from a homo. Ryan Gosling will never sodomize you okay. I know you want it, but it isn't happening.
minimalism
the last refuge for hacks

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

Blade Runner 2049 is live action anime, and not the shitty cuckywood shit adaptation like GitS.

BR2049 is a live action anime if that anime was written by Satoshi Kon, directed by Katsuhiro Otomo, with character designs by Miyazaki Hayao, featuring Itano Ichiro as lead key animator with Philip Glass writing the score.

Take your shit memes back to reddit, /pol/yp

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

Digital can look just as good as film.

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

Not when Villenueve is directing

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

They had advance screenings to Disney's Forced Bribery.

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

just capitalism working as intended, slave.
now move along.

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

i dont know why it wouldnt, i mean the only place from digital to go is down tbh. unless those literally random, unplanned imperfections with the picture quality are part of what makes a flim /kino/, as if the planner directed them to appear on screen like that

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