Official salty tryhard threadOfficial FUCK YOU to Grim

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

Official salty tryhard thread

Official FUCK YOU to Grim

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10151722
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4iah1p/summit_walks_through_fire_on_map_point_1v0/
https://www.captionbot.ai/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIA9xg2oIew
http://animus.us-west-1.elasticbeanstalk.com/animus2/
Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

YURI

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

Hmmm
Is that the boss that some guy killed in one parry?

Luke Young
Luke Young

like who even posts from their phone? like enjoy the break from a computer

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

fucking millennials

Eli Price
Eli Price

Saw it a few days ago and lost my shit.

I always try to remain calm, but sometimes you've just got to let it all go.

The fellow with a fire and dark sword that grows wings at some point and has a ghost copy of himself chasing you.

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

Yeah that's the one

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

Thanks

Zachary White
Zachary White

I've made a fascinating discovery!
Instead of getting drunk, I can just do an all nighter!

That way, I can still feel like I'm doing stupid shit on thread, and wake up at 2pm without the hangover!

Btw, does STALKER NEED to be played on Master difficulty?

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

repost
Widowmaker

A healer doesn't fit your personality.

John King
John King

ignored by lexi

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

*pets the scoots* ;w;

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

I tried to disassemble this since i have nothing to lose in this phone, without watching the instruction video first, that One S is now completely disassembled, but i managed to broke the ribbon connectors
ahahaha

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

Oh
Nice aim ^^
I can barely play that with my low FPS

William Perry
William Perry

There's nothing I hate more than a fast moving target, considering he keeps jumping around and using the spin2win tactics.

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

tfw made a new thread before i could join in the circlejerk

tfw not taking meds because they make me feel nothing

tfw now feel shit and happiness

i'm not sure whether this was the best decision

would you rather have to manually control your downs just to experience ups or do away with the whole system entirely?

Brody Young
Brody Young

D-don't pet me! Baka!

-slappus hand away-

Who d-do you think you are... b-baka!

-hands scanner a can of Skol-

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

Plastic spudges found in those mobile toolsets do wonders for opening up phones safely

They're cheap too

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

Did you try to dissemble it with a hammer?

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

I would rather not have to deal with my crazy mood swings.
But I dont want my "self" to be drowned and made a shackled prisoner.

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

Manual because it's a rare chance there is something chemically wrong with your brain

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

opening it was no problem, the problem was i didnt know the ribbon connectors have some kind of locking mechanism

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

that photo was before i was trying to open it, i wouldnt try to break apart a mint condition, working phone.

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

First time?

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

geezlouise

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

I'm not your senpai.

Call me senpai.

Julian Butler
Julian Butler

mhm, was my first time working with one of those smartphones, it was already broken anyway.

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

Please scoots, not the skol, I've been good today and haven't been drunk for a week...

... must... refrain... from quaffing skol super!

I like that sort of feeling of shit and happiness.
Like that comfy feeling you get with the flu.
In fact, I have that feeling right now.

I'd do away with the whole system, but that's not the healthiest decision and plus some dude is signing me up to Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for my anxiety and auts-like retardadtion, so I guess I HAVE to manually control my downs.

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

Since I didn't buy alcohol tonight and last, should I get myself a takeaway or make the effort to cook this time?

Daniel Diaz
Daniel Diaz

senpai teach me your ways

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

Wow. Rude as fuck.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Skol is fucking rank man.

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

I practiced on a dead phone too

You have to be firm but precise

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

I love these new colours.

But does it make me look hipster?

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

i don't want my 'self' to be drowned and made a shackled prisoner

holy fuck this
i just wonder if the whole 'depression' thing is a part of myself

depression, or anything chemically wrong with one's brain without an mri scan, is sort of relative and gay and shit

personally whenever my thoughts turn to muh death and muh suicide it's usually something along the lines of 'i'm going to inherently ruin everything for myself', and people have told me i'm depressed before after dealing with my sadder parts

i think a chemical imbalance can be worked around mentally as well however

prozac is emotional novacain for me, don't know if i want to go back to it sometimes

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

very much so. super gay

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

call me senpai instead 😎

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

I hate it. But its apart of me. Trying to chemically alter that is criminal. Tantamount to murdering the self.

Kawaiiii

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

what annoys me was, if i ever bothered to watch the video first, i'd knew disconnecting ribbon cable is easy, satisfying even, with that snap lock

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

literally clown shoes

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY THEN

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

I know, right?
It tastes like a mix between cold gravy and bad life choices.

Yeesh, searched it up and it looks like it has a crazy list of side effects.

Yeah, if you ever don't know, think of it this way.

Do I need to go back on it?
Should I just take a small dose see what I'm missing?
Is this day going shit?
Have I got nothing better to do?

David Nelson
David Nelson

it feels wrong to agree with loco but it happened

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

It depends. Sometimes there is a legit receptor or hormone problem. But you're right about the rest.

Why didn't you then

Andrew White
Andrew White

looks like I succeeded

I call them period blood special
6 euros

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

I GOT THIS

ahahaha

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

At the Isle of Wight Festival they gave us a free 4 pack of skol

NO ONE drank it.

There were huge piles of unopened skol.

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

good thing taking that picture was the first time you've been outside in months

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

Those months must be more for you to be able to look at your own junk.

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

i get what you're going for but the sentence didn't really read

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

99814
I thought. I too was having issues with that.

Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

Play Mei and just wildly spray at them until they freeze

Landon Green
Landon Green

Nice shoes

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

Sounds like your scale

Ryder Thompson
Ryder Thompson

lol snap

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

i mean, yeah, that's the way i've seen it
but i also see the psych's view- if someone's going to kill themselves by being themselves, then you should act in anyway to stop such a thing from happening

which includes killing the self until something else comes along

i'd like to think i'm past the whole killing self thing though

taking a dose of prozac just because it's a boring day

because prozac is an exciting drug kids
eh, if i want a feeling of emotional numbness, i suppose it's the only source i have though it takes a hell of a time getting out of the system

yep
i think i'll be fine, just need to look at things with a more positive point of view/robotic point of view when i feel shit

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

Hopefully you learned

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

I'll give it a try

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

they look like slippers that people in nursing homes wear

and they're the most standout part of your outfit by miles so if you go out like that the only thing people are going to see are your shoes

you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself. get a burly dude to help you pick out your clothes and dress yourself.

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
you shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself
lol this

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

Then you just shoot them in the head with your head shot

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

Loco just mad jelly.

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

Hello yes I am burly

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

tfw have the habit of being sarcastic when i feel shit
tfw not good at sarcasm

i wish i was able to pull it off

HOW MANY PROTEINS DO YOU EAT A DAY

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

grim looking to undress the guy that looks like a 14 year old girl

yep

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

Yeah, having a little voice in your head telling you to end it is just an annoyance once you get used to it.

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

the monkey hero is retarded op

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

loco getting salty because the 14 year old girl doesnt like him

yep

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

I dunno about that 8)

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

I find it funny how you keep trying to instigate that I'm some sort of pedo

I thought you didn't hold grudges?

Also you said dress not undress

David Watson
David Watson

the problem with being really sarcastic is that people think you're always sarcastic and never take you seriously

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

WELCOME TO THE SALT MINES
WE HAVE FUN AND GAYS

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

hmm, it's all about finding that balance i suppose
being muh introvert and generally shit towards people when i feel bad usually makes bad moods worse

bad moods are fun enough, but lonely bad moods are even funner

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

Thank you

I hate normie clothes, I like being a unique attention whore in public.

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

the game is fun, kinda repetitive though. are they going to install more game modes on the release?

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

to his credit you did admit to getting a boner when a toddler jumped on your lap

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

not dressing as comfy as possible in public

fucking pleb tbh
i should get more pyjama pants

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

Yeah. I am overly aggressive/prone to being impatient when I am in the blues.
Sucks man.

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

All these bright colours make me happy so also comfy.

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Speaking of public.
Why does being stoned on public transport make you so fucking nervous.
I could have died 23 times from the stress.
Not fun at all Pedro.

TOKAI DRESS LIKE FLAG

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

Not to your credit, I didn't mention anything about a toddler

And even then, I didn't let any of the kids on me after that

Luis King
Luis King

he got a boner from a kidding sitting on his lap

that is too fucking good

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

You either get super paranoid or super chill
nobody cares unless you're driving

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

yeah being stoned in public makes everything ten times more hectic

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

saying agetting a boner with a toddler on your lap is "good"

You are a fucking degenerate.

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

how is it any better if she was slightly older than a toddler

Angel Martin
Angel Martin

I was going from chill to "Oh fuck they know" erry 5 sseconds... pfffffft thats what happens when your friend has an all night bender and is in need.

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

scoots

4 u

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

I would take blame for this salt but y'all are just fucking made today.

syrian flag as cape
yush

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

mad*

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

Should be drunk in public, that's like a damn adventure every time.

Chase King
Chase King

HAHAHAHAHA

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

So I said to the song as I opened it "Your a big beat..."

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

I could argue with you all day about this
But it was a reflex, could happen to anyone
What matters is that climbing the Grim was not allowed after that

Easton King
Easton King

i just turn into some sort of self-depreciating spiral
aka now which really digs into the patience of a lot of people

but enough of that gayshit, let's make fun of someone

you dress gay! because you are partly gay?

tfw once got awkward boner while babysitting a child

sometimes i would rather do without sex drive for the shit it's caused over the years tbh

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

HAHAHAHAHA

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

i don't know man

a kid jumping on your lap and getting a boner isn't really a natural reflex

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

Being drunk is more acceptable... I guess...

Yeah. Oh well, my good mood is a day or two away... then I will have it all thrown in my face again.
Emotes man.

Carter Long
Carter Long

Did you take bio in college?

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

eheh I guess.
Not trying to like show it off, but it's just what I like

Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

naw i tested out of science in highschool cause smart

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

Dress like assad, fuck like mossad and make the world SoMad

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

REd shoes are a bit much but mostly cool.
You'll only be hipster if you wore a beanie too.

That's because you don't drink it in festivals, Skol is the equivalent of 'Yo, fuck my shit up fam'.

If Skol was a tv show, it would be one of those stupid teen talk shows that would be aired on BBC3 at 11pm. That sort of show that tries to cater to the younger generation, with hosts of hipster freaks in problem glasses, talking about 'How do I know if my boyfriend is cheating on me' or 'My mate is being a fuckboy, how do I stop him?'. You went onto this channel, you wanna witness some dumb, how the normies of tomorrow live their lives or how said t.v. shows try to cater to said normies (Yeah, this is what they like, dumb cockney problem glasses), you're about to change the channel but one quote of utter imbecilic knowledge grabs your attention. Now you're stuck in the trench of retardation, and cannot help but lament on the barbaric yawps of such children. The only way out is to dive into the great void of sleep before you do some serious mental damage.

Skol is basically something that you try and discard, or something you commit to; despite the taste, because sometimes you fancy trading in common decency for cheap, idiotic distractions.

I took Tramadol when bored
I am not a bright person
Would probably do the same with prozac

David Hill
David Hill

naw i tested out so i can wash dogs

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Most likely, I think the last time I was drunk my friends were stoned and it was a lot of fun since one of them didn't even acknowledge the fact we had walked 15 meters, he was so lost at that point and spooked.

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

Like

I get it if you wanna tuck your pecker in because you're a sissy and all

But I can't exactly do that

So it's pretty easy to get stimulated if something rubs against it

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

not being able to control urges
I had a 7/10 grope my junk and I held it back

lmao@ugrom

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

are you saying youre hung

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

again, most people who aren't pedophiles don't have this problem

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

It is so very "fuck my shit up fam".

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

You were drunk, dumbass
Am I?
Try harder

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

Thank the lord, that wench was trying to steal your wizardry.

Stay strong.

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

tp never has that problem because he can't get anyone on his lap let alone touch his baby penis

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

depends, awkward boners happen to me all the time
it's the reason why a flip up with the pants exist

keep fighting, it''ll come along soon enough

you like it up the butt lmao
but if i could look cute in some loose sweaters and pyjamas i definitely would
unfortunately however i am not cute and am basically a short asian with the manliest bone structure in the world

mm, enjoy your sleep then
i used to try drugs but then i realized the long term degeneration wasn't worth the short term fun for me

Tyler Howard
Tyler Howard

i'm not even trying. you got a boner when a kid jumped on your lap and are somehow trying to justify it

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

SAVAGE AS FUCK

Levi Perez
Levi Perez

post it

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

drinking does not affect my sex drive, I'll have you know

yeah thank god for that! what a skank.

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

you're also a kid

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

oh fuck he added the email

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

You have the intellectual capacity of a 13 year old girl

If you don't understand biology, just don't talk

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

oh fuck he added the email

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

that may be true, but i'm losing on that growth spurt time
the most i'll grow is maybe a couple of inches in most areas, and that's about it

so we'll see what happens

i think the only thing i can really count on is hilariously small hands and feet due to muh genetics

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

dude what's going to happen when you have a daughter and she sits on your lap?

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

drink more milk for a larger penis

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

I only reserve Skol drinking for meet-ups that I know are going to be fucking grievous.

If I wanted to wreck my shit, I'd drink rum with wine chasers.

... actually, all this talk about skol is getting me nosetalgic, I think I might buy some.

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

ad hominids will get you everywhere

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

maybe he wants six children for his loli orgies

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

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Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

how tall are you? are your test-tier?

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

hehe okai, well I don't like beanies and such.
I want my hair to show.

Yup.
awh that's too bad, but you don't gotta be cute.
I look girly so I can pull it off I guess.

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

you*

Xavier Gomez
Xavier Gomez

So will strawmans

David Bell
David Bell

GETTING SKOL FUCKED IS ALWAYS THE WORST/BEST IDEA

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

.

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

(You)

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

i still can't get over that test is legally a midget lol

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

no posse is complete without a midget

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

i reported back something that you admitted to

you really are fucking daft

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

What colour are your hair and eyes?

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

http://www.strawpoll.me/10151722

God bless strawpoll.

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

you could say milk grows your bones

i have no idea what that means but 5' 7", 5' 8"

eh, i suppose the good side is that if i sufficiently lose enough weight or gain a lot of weight i could be either somewhat manly or somewhat girly

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

Milk grows bones
Milk
Yoghurt flashbacks

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

Grim leave the kids alone

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

that was the joke

Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

You assume a purely reflexive physical reaction is caused by illicit sexual interest

You assume I'm some pedophile

You assume
You are illinformed
You are mentally defunct

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

mind over matter grim

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

hopefully i didn't bone the joke

Henry Russell
Henry Russell

b-but im older so i win

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

Leave him alone he's a good boy

John Moore
John Moore

...

Hunter King
Hunter King

Ironic retardation is still retardation

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

Even results on all questions
;-;

DEAR DICK DIARY
INCHES OVER BITCHES

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

Did you see what just happened to summit?

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

Go have a fajita without the fajita

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

liquid TP is doing a good job

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

i wonder when my last boner was

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

???

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

To bad you'll always be 4th place.

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4iah1p/summit_walks_through_fire_on_map_point_1v0/
I feel so bad for him

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

lol this dude was so based

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

you know for a vegetarian i really like cockmeat sandwiches

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

ehh iunno, eyes somewhat brown green, hair somewhat brown black

Are you gonna make a choice or just keep switching?

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

don't you have a trap to cry about

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

don't you have a trap to cry about

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

kek

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

tfw

John Peterson
John Peterson

tfw

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

Not completely rubbish :3

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

hahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahaha

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

kinda want some retail therapy tbhfam

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

gonna take my fat ass into the shower see ya nerds later

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

what even is retail therapy

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

where you feel better by spending money

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

How nice

kek

James Adams
James Adams

one more

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

rekt

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

fucker

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

+1

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

Oh damn.
A few days ago I threw a molotov into the down ladder room in train and then a friendly came out and said "thanks."
A moment of embarrassment.

Grow a beard.

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

Maybe when I'm required to get respect for a job or something. '

ayy

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

I've never cried over anyone before.
🙄

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

not even after the death of a loved one?

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Are you implying that you'll be a dictator some day?
Because that would be pretty cool, Tokes the Dude 1st.

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Fine send pie

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

That'd be super cool.
But for now even a local governmental position would be nice.

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

Nnnnnh, full with food, I can just curl up and die happy now.

Plus, does anyone ever sneeze loads after leaving a restaurant?

Posting more webms.

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

Testing

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

Nope

Carson Young
Carson Young

test for pantsu

ice cold

Camden Carter
Camden Carter

Didn't work

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

I thought you would take the bait 8)

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

She wants to show you her pantsu

Zachary James
Zachary James

Gosh dangit. I thought I had it, toki

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

Keep trying and the gods will reward you

These are bad memories, dont do this

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

What do I get from you?

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

dam..

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

can someone teach me to not be an asshole

Brody Gonzalez
Brody Gonzalez

I'd eat lexi's pie

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

*pets all the posters*

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

Whatever you want

1. Be nice
2. ????
3. Profit

gosh darnit

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

You've been doing a lot better.

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SECOND STEP. HELP.

YAY THANKS.

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

Whoa! I really like that answer.

Adam King
Adam King

even me?

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

brb dinner

DO A FLIP

I'm glad ^ ^

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

can't

William Wilson
William Wilson

even you, silly.
I dunno, I'm feeling very warm and fuzzy inside.

MAybe a tad sad too.

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

try being nice to people who you don't want to fuck. i know it's hard but there are other people alive besides traps

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

Off to dota with me

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

YOU CANT PET ME BAKAKAKAKAKA

John Young
John Young

You are awake slightly on time
or have you been up

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

-hugs you tightly- please don't be sad

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

*COMES BACK JUST TO PET YOU MORE*

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

https://www.captionbot.ai/

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

Rito did good with this login screen

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

A new champion?

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

Yeah.
Her story is nice. Yasuo was her mentor.
I just hate her nose. Those eyebrows are on point though.

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

Still a noob though.

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

smiles smited our buttholes with her divine punishment

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

wat

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

Better than u

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

Seems a bit like earthshaker, might be something I'll get in EUW once I'm done gathering all the mutants.

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

get fucked scrublord.

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

One day there will be quantum communication and lag will become nonexistent

one day

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

Nuh uh
ask Grim

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

starry starry night

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

But he's bad

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

What are you asking me

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

Whoa that's mean

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

Paint your pallet blue and grey~

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

Some year, and by then I'll have my collection of mutants/monsters done.
And then they'll release Golden Age Arc 4

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

ahaha so you know it

it's almost feel weird that most of classic old songs i know are from the simpsons,

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

it's true though

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

I just know because my parents listen to that one
Don't remember hearing that in the simpsons though, can you recall what episode it was? ^^

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

yeaa it's probably as old as our parents, i have to admit i cant remember without Google's help, it's from"'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky" is the sixteenth episode of the fourteenth season of The Simpsons

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

stay in plat

James Allen
James Allen

stay lower rank than me

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

You guys are friends though.

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

It's what we do.

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

As old as our parents but still known by a lot of people, that's the sign of a good timeless song ^^
Oh, I remember that one, when Bart steals the hood ornament from Fat Tony's car

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

Nobody told me about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIA9xg2oIew
I have missed so many things.

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

yup, Lisa was fighting against light pollution and insisted that Mr.Burns should turn off electricity. Which led to starry nights..and.. vandalism

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

If gays reproduce will their kids be double gay?

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

I couldn't give a shit whether you were bronze or master

Asher Long
Asher Long

Ah.. childhood :c

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

aww I love you too

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

Bully Tuschi and you're cool with me.

Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

We're still gonna fight when we meet up
and I'm gonna knock you the fuck out

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

my childhood is now!
ahaha

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

Sounds like wishful thinking to me :3

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

Eva:Final was supposed to be released last year
but no

fucking
godzilla had to come along and grab anno's attention

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

Sure thing doll.

The only thing you'd knock out is a 5 course meal. and ian before you hate fucked him

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

just got out of the shower, and always early saturday because of soup kitchen.

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

can somebody teach me not to be an asshole

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

maybe it's a result of not-so-exciting childhood, I was that foreign kid who watched from far away kind of boy.
now i enjoy silly things other people find lame.

but this is a story for another time.
good night, subtle~

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

I would do all of that minus the fucking and still floor you

oh, you go every week?
They only serve for 2 hours at a time, make sure you fill yourself up.

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

tfw another leg in the grave and middle-age crisis

Got to hate when things get re-scheduled.

Sleep well Manaka.

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

brb

Isaac White
Isaac White

Good night

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

please
you're weak af

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

Be ready to eat gravel

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

hes so weak he cant even hold back his loli boners

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

I am real hihg

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

Soon I will be too <3

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

Post >>1000000 when

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

in 1626 posts

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

I suppose

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

lol selfies are so dumb but so fun holy shit

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

oop

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

lol

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

:(

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

ZOOMBAYA

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

Whaddup yo

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

selfie often, and don't be afraid to delete them if you stop liking them, and you just get to watch yourself mature and its fun

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

I'm not maturing at all tho

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

Waiting for my bro to get out of work to smoke me up. Trying to figure out this quick-connect thingy for my phone to computer. Messing around with my tongue thingies. Feeling fat.

The normal.

Sup?

:3c Good point. I need to figure out how to get rid of freckles.

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

we are all stunted, but brilliant

that's fine

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

mfw sour cream facial

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

coverup stick
Michael Jackson type cream, but I hear Nigerians make that and it's toxic as shit

John Gutierrez
John Gutierrez

I mean I have good makeup, I'm just talking in general.

I think I'll try the sour cream first before that stuff :p

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

every times tp hurts the Internet he gains a freckle

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

What a whitewash

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

I'm not TP though.

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

I wasn't even a candidate

Fuck this shit1

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

I should have cybered more people to get more yes votes :/

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

I'm good, I'm good. Just visited my mother for mother's day.

"Brilliant"
Nah

John Cox
John Cox

I'm skipping out on that one.

Surprised you guys have that holiday there tbh

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

Oh, I'm baaaack~

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

Dat doujin tho

Henry Long
Henry Long

I actually don't know where the cap is @_@

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

hate/love her god damn face at the same time

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

Its that doujin I posted where she's a loli demon and dude tries to kill her but she rekts his shit then won't let him cum and shoves like a chopstick down his pee hole

She's such a bully

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

Nobody would've voted for you anyway bro

Evan White
Evan White

I'd vote for Soto if he'd just tie me up and fuck me already.

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

... I want to read this now.

I need caps of more smug bully lolis, don't you think?

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

Funny shit is a couple of posters actually have said they would vote for me

Not even kidding

Sup Elma

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

Probably almost as funny as that drama you were gonna spill

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

I made a new fb profile pic^^

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

I'd post the doujin but my computer is off and so far away

My dog is holding me hostage too

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

Oh well.
Maybe next time.

Doggus make the best overlords.

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

Oh that? Nah
I might as well trade gossip with people rather than just tell everyone

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

NEW LEWD THINGS

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

post your pee pee

Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

Not drunk enough.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

Oshiete kudasai~

Michael King
Michael King

needing to be drunk to post pee pee

Owen White
Owen White

Post bedroom

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

Kiss me then I'll tell you

Mason Collins
Mason Collins

Why else would I post cock?

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

Hell no

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

Idunno. Why not?

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

All interest lost.

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

I wanna make out with somebody.

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

I'm shy n anxious when sober.

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

Jeez a simple no thanks would've been enough

What are you hiding? Or are you just a huge slob and don't clean up?

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

lame

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

would wear in public/10

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

I am going to need sauce on that, for scientific reasons that is.

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

Works every time

Damn Daniel

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

No it's just small lol

Idk just found it on /fa/

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

would take out to dinner/5/7

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

Hot damn

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

wHY'S THAT?

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

Last time we spoke of this, it seemed more like it's something you made up to hold over peoples heads.

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

You ever make out with someone with poprocks in your mouths?

Whooo boi.

Which part?

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

/fa/
Out of all places I think that'd be the last one.
Although there's that whole /fa/ scene where people wear clothes that are just full-on big prints of manga pages.

Knowing /k/ it has been already slept with.

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

So?
My room is small as shit and I share it with my brother

You wouldn't really like it tbh
You'd just be disgusted with me more than you already are

Oh shit son

I read a doujin where coconuts puts pop rocks in hotarus pussy and like eats em
Crazy world out there

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

Sorry, Caps.

The part where you're surprised that we have it

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

You needn't keep secrets.

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

Soto.
I can get to America for like 80 bucks.
New airline company is fucking crazy

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

You don't understand, I mean like prison-cell small

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

Sometimes its best to keep secrets from others

Holy shit m8
That's dirt cheap
Round trip?

Lmao now I really wanna see it
What do you have in there anyways?

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

Bed, desk, wardrobe, a window, and a little bit of space between

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

Someone who isn't guilty have no secrets to keep.

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

`No, but the return trip is the same cost.

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

I am guilty though
I'm not just gonna come clean
Who even does that nowadays?

Sounds like you're poor lmao
How do you dress irl?

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

Subtle

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

Come clean or be forever filthy.

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

Sounds like it
I dress well

??

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

What's life without getting your feet a lil dirty?

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

Simple and clean.

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

Oh is that your dorm room?
If so then yeah I understand

Also define well
Like what does a normal day out usually look like for you? Plaid, Flannel, regular cotton t shirt, etc

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

I'm going to miss Soto when Trump becomes president

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

I love you

James Murphy
James Murphy

That sounds boring as fuck
You need to liven up and break some rules

You're like a stale, unsalted cracked

Me too

Fix your eyebrows

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

I have no issues with not being salty.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

Get a fucking job
Jesus

That also applies to Subtle
That lazy fucker needs to stop taking naps at 2 pm and get a job or something

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

A fucking government ad just played to tell us to stop discrimination.

Oh boy I guess I gotta stop being a filthy racist now. That'll teach me.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

You are a hard working American so do all you can to bring you and your mom here, kay?

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

No need.

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

Kinda, it's a student house

Yeah t-shirts I guess, they fit me well

'><

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

Soto, if I'd come to america for say a week or something, what do you recommend?

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

ITT: Get a job!

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

But I'm a lazy bum!

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

Sorry I was in the shower

Luka pls go

Dont wear t shirts they're too bland and plain
Button up plaid shirts or plain color button up shirts are great cause they are so versatile. Like you can roll up the sleeves if its hot, they also make you look nice
Slim fit jeans and some chucks go well with em

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

Sorry I was in the shower

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

15:11 - Mordin: sorry I was in the shower

David Harris
David Harris

I almost missed the feeling of paying taxes

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

I'm starting a street gang

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

Its the indefinite truth!

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

Sorry I was in the shower

STILL NO REPLY

...Sowwy.

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

Go to LA for sure
So much shit to do out there

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

for srs mordin, i've been hired twice and fired once since you started posting, it ain't that hard

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

state income tax
I was going to brag TX not having one of those, but our highways are a fucking mess right now, so...

It's ok, Cookie. I still love you.

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

Mordin can't get a job
Casper can

L O L
O
L

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

It's not "can't".
I didn't try.

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

I'd rather just meet people.

<3
How about the excuse "I'm a student with plenty of finances"?

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

Thanks but I don't need /fa/ advice lol

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

This is an acceptable excuse.

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

I fucking pay over 400 dollars a month in taxes

Sabs let's get married so I can claim you as one of my dependants
I'll promise to take you out for dinner and beers every week

The fuck are you waiting for?
A job isn't just gonna come knocking on your front door
Online applications dont really cut it either

You need to go outside
Sounds pretty scary huh?

I'm not even from /fa/
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Meet me and Ian and Kon and them

:3

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

Yay~
How ya doing, Sabs?
My lil' sis called me "Cookie" today for no reason. She said it was now my name.

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

I suspect you make way more money than I.
Would we live in Cali or TX?

That's absolutely adorable and your sister is awesome. I'm doing ok. Just not sure about tonight's plans. I was invited to a party, but it'll mostly be younger people I don't know.

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

them?

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

I'll get a job when I need one. I'm not doing poorly economically.

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

I remember that they fired a 120mm tank round at him

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

It's alright I don't think your advice was bad

Connor James
Connor James

Depends if you're talking about Gross pay or Net pay

Also depends where the rent is cheaper

Dylan Diaz
Dylan Diaz

Yush. How'd you get her to call me Cookie tho?
Hmm... could still be fun tho, right?
Define "mostly"

Hype

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

not scheming your way into power
losers

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

I got excited for a moment there thinking OP picture was a futa Asuka.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

rent
Why not buy an acre and a little ranch style house?

She's just smart enough to have known.

And "mostly" means I'll only know one of the people there, and there could be at least 20 other people. The friend I'd be going with is younger than me too, so I'd be the old lady.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

tokai will never be your trap queen

Liam Green
Liam Green

....suuure.
Ahh, that might be kinda meh.
You decide. You could just try to make the best of it.

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

It doesn't hurt to have a little bit of extra money
Even if it is a part time job
Like send some money to your parents, or go out with your friends (if you have any), buy some weeb stuff or nice clothes, hell, even upgrade your computer. Throw a new graphics card on that bitch

DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR TIME

Praise me more kouhai

Oops my dumbass said rent
Yeah at that point we'd just buy ourselves a nice secluded house in some land and like live happily

I'll take care of the cooking and laundry

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

waiting so long I get dressed
missing the chance for pics
guess I did too though

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

Sabby fall in love with me.

Zachary Sanchez
Zachary Sanchez

get a job

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

luka 1v1 me in league for sabs

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

maybe if u die he will be waiting for you then

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

nope

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

Luka knows they would lose that 1v1..

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

wow... subtle?

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

honorless wretch scrub

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

nah
i wont fall for your projection.

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

Your sister has good instincts. I'm surreeoos.
And...I think I'm going to make an excuse not to go. Do you have plans for tonight?

But what will I do? I'd feel like a bitch if you did all the work.

We're gonna have to make a chore wheel or draw from a hat.

point kiss cam at you two

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

No, but I heard a friend of mine cancelled plans, so I'm hoping to make long conversations throughout the night.

Jack King
Jack King

....wha?

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

Knowing when to quit is not a bad thing

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

hour and a half of running/climbing really kills your whole body but after a cool shower and the right person it's totally worth

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

I don't know how to court her. I try being nice. I try playing her videogames. I try being coy. Nothing works. Luka's heart is made of ice. It hurts.

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

what are you even going on about?

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

Anything to take my mind off this 15-minute queue time..

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

ur first mistake is trying to court the biggest and most disgusting whore in the threads mate

Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Morales

Being rude isn't getting any points with me you know.

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

So Miku was pretty cool

Also I made Holla Forums a backup board with auto-scaling. Is animus INTERESTED in having a backup board?

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

not really, a couple others have already tried.

Where was Luka though.

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

there are already like 4 backup boards

Adrian James
Adrian James

I'm hoping to make long conversations throughout the night

Those are the best! Especially if they happen by accident.

Nothin'. I'm just messing with Loco. How are you doing, Luka?

Stop making me feel!

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

Childs Play - Drake 👌👌👌

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

That was hardly rude, lighten up ^^

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

new - from your boo

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

I'm stable and healthy. Today the sun was annoying the heck out of me though, thankfully there was enough of a gentle cool breeze and gentle showers.

...fine, whatever. :|

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

True, true.
Glad you agree.

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

Gonna run to the store for ice cream! Yummm

Uuuugh, I know about the sun. It's getting to be summertime here. We had a lot of rain recently though, and I only got a chance to mo my lawn last night. It was a jungle and the mower kept getting clogged. Then my weed eater tried to kill me.

I want nothing to do with anyone who doesn't agree.

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

Tried
We live bro: http://animus.us-west-1.elasticbeanstalk.com/animus2/

Also Luka got like, 3 songs, it was bullshit, she needed more.

Are they on reliable hosting?

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