Comedy

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

comedy

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Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

(canary)
*hugs* woof

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

Did I find it? o.o

That's good, if you went full pale it wouldn't suit your dark hair

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

My boyfriend knows me so well he can find me on /a/

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

the best way obviously!

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

or is loco just saying things

he has been known for this.

i really want a dog.

not a human acting like a dog.

an actual one.

it would be the best dog ever.

i actually have plans to get one in a few months

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

a top would be kinda useless though...

hehe true, now it'll all be warm colours. ^ ^
I'm just so excited for this summer

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

a small little puppy
:D

arf!

it would snuggle and love you everyday!

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

i'm trying not to think about it because it will be a few months.

but it will be the best dog.

even if it spends the first few months pooping where it's not supposed to.

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

well you dont have to wear it but i thought itd be adorable

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

learn about training it!
:O

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

I never knew you were such a dirty one, brightness.

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

i used to have a dog.

i know how dogs work.

but trying not to think about it

because it's pointless to be excited now

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

HOLY FUCK THEY'RE GONNA COME OUT WITH A 1/4 VARIA SUIT

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

hmm I guess.
But I need more stuff!

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

then i guess i get to color you surprised, mandykins

you do and then you need to be romanced and swooned with a bottle of wine, before completely going rated r for the climax get it?

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

dont make it depressing
let it become exciting!

get a new breed you never had before but you love.

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

buy it

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

no shit im buying it

Connor Hughes
Connor Hughes

resist the temptation

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

i've been checking out dogs on the streets .///.

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

DO NOT EAT THE WILD DOGES

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

No, but you are so proper and prim!

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

pet the happy ones as you walk by~
:D

hurry!
they only have the first 4 !!!!

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

das racist.

i do the ones that approach me.

as a previous dog owner, i get the annoyance of people stopping you to pet your dog.

unless they're cute girls. they can pet my dog.

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

That's the name of the company

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

I kno

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

i am obviously all of it, the perfect mixture with some accidental chemical x

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

Kanra get a tibetan mastiff

I would go for some wine right now..

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

LOL
what a click baity company name
xD

Go manually to their store in ney york and ask to buy it.

you're cute to them, so it's ok.
use you confidence to turn it into something more,
and the dog will love the attention.

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

They don't have a store...do they?

What

link me

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

but you are fine with the rest? hot, lets go to the lake with a bottle of wine and a whole lot of fun

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

I dunno... never heard of anything.

just providing the incentive.

David Moore
David Moore

tfw most of your t-shirts are all black and from your anarchist-emo phase

Yes of course, sweet summer adventures~

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

a mini lion. sounds like of a lot of cleaning.

i haven't actually done any research.

might do that soon.

yea. but it's not really cute girls that get my interest.

if ya know what i mean.

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

not an eternal emo phase

David Williams
David Williams

nah maybe, if you really want it neat.
I have big black dog, 75% swiss mountain and 25% labrador. Big Dogs are power I tell ya

I want happy colours now!

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

find the info

become the first early adopter of your very own mini child sized samus~

:3

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

why do you have to be so adorable? its so absolutely perfect!

Matthew Carter
Matthew Carter

...oh
i did not know that you were into boys.
._.

but uh... the cute dog you find outside might have a freindly boy owner for you to chat up :)

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngfh

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

I am making an abomination of the music world.
be prepared for ear tears

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

just imagine~

that new samus could be with you for the rest of your life. ♥

Luis Young
Luis Young

do you have space?

not knowing i was into boys
i'm into both, but boys are just... better. empirically.

but eh. very eh. dogs and boys... just seem like distant ideals.

Jace Flores
Jace Flores

I already have one~

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

in todays age believe that you can find it!
:D

Jason Torres
Jason Torres

-sighs wearisomely-

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

eheh Iunnoo

hell yeh!

Yes I guess, he can run around a lot in the garden, but home is more where he sleeps.
the active bit is all outside

Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

dont let yourself hold yourself back from those two things you love~

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

You...are...a power puff girl?

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

i'm going to be living in an apartment for a while.

small doges are a requirement.

thanks, luka.

it helps to hear that.

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

its fine we can just spend the nights finding out, while finding out just how lewd we can go just how deep the rabbit hole goes

shhhhhh if they know then cartoon network will come and take me back, i dont want to go back

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

but not too small.

they get annoying the smaller they get.

a nice medium dog would do fine.

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

VapeNation represent

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

*hugs*
go get em tiger

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

I'll keep it on the down low.

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

ohh yeah okay, then a really big dog is not okay.
don't get a too small like a chiuhahahaaaaa though, or a teckel, they're awful. Maybe a beagle?

adventurous
ohh what's the rabbit hole?

smonk et

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

i will.

a beagle would be awesome.

but i need to find out what other breeds would be awesome.

it seems heartless to be pragmatic about picking a dog,

but i can love it after i've chosen the right one.

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

Stronk

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

Yes yes, think about it well.
oh and visit before you buy, you might feel a genuine connection already about how they behave.

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

2 days

get hype

Noah Price
Noah Price

thanks sugar!

a part of you, im sure you can guess it

Brayden Lopez
Brayden Lopez

absolutely. wouldn't do it any other way.

it'll be the best dog in the world.

you suck. but radiohead doesn't.

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

oh my feelings

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

captcha was kabuuuj

New album?

Luis Parker
Luis Parker

my pocket?

Grandeur! ah I remember picking up my dog at that cold cold farm in South Holland, nostalgia.
I wish you that feeling.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

[something about you not having feelings]

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

Yes. haven't listened to them properly in years so there's something to do over the weekend.

shut the fuck up amy

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

if you use your butt to store things, sure but otherwise you are like a little bit away from the target great guess though

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

awesome.

it's going to be awesome.

and cute.

someone else found your character lacking?

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

it's an in joke. I'm a very emotional person but when i started posting i was a repressed blocked mess that couldn't feel anything. and being 15 i shared that with posters. so amy made fun of me for it sometimes.

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

eheh nahh that's not for storage, see I was close!

super cute, bite the sour apple in the first months though, it can get dirty.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

*homosexually harasses*

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

see, that's how i recall it.

that you were somehow needier than amy. seemed counter-intuitive.

does loco think he's grown since then?

i mean apart from his sense of superiority.

it is an animal, after all.

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

no

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

Aren't we all?

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

Test

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

abort

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

No way

Oh wow your actually here!

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

so he doesn't think he's grown

but his sense of superiority has

what a dick.

yup. which is why babies are also awful.

i apologize to anyone who ever had to change me.

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

You can stay
here

pro-life!

same
egh that reminds me, I have a horrific kid.
I made sure the entire kitchen was covered in powder.

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

I can't post loli at you while I'm in bed.

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

AL
KEY
MIST

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

Said Toki the pet

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

Sorry master but I'm the only bitch you need

Camden King
Camden King

Al, the Chemist

have a horrific kid? or were one?

do you have a kid?

do you have plans to acquire one?

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

Pro-not getting pregnant when you aren't ready to

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

i mean i could explore your pockets too but it would really be pointless for us both... also i am heading off now, take care cutie <3

David Taylor
David Taylor

tokai and i have a kid

he doesnt like to talk about it

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

Who's pet would I be??

I was one.
hehe nah I'm 18, no kids for me yet.
But I want one, two max.
boy and girl.

this

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

LMAO

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

ohh okay, ni ni

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

Mine obviously, silly

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

Oh no, I could cry about this

David Gray
David Gray

I guess this is the rent..
okai

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

oh dinner brb

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

Later

Anthony Nelson
Anthony Nelson

word up

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

people don't understand our relationship.

they judge me for it.

-pets-

that's a good number of kids.

so you gonna get yourself a wife to mother your spawn?

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

I would beat the shit out of her

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

Master.... -hugs tightly-

You should get a golden retriever

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

it needs to be smaller.

i'll be doing my research.

narrowing it down to 'top preferred breeds', then finding places or breeders that have those kinds.

then meeting them.

but i didn't want to think about this today because it's all hype for something that'll happen months down the road

Connor Green
Connor Green

how dumb and superficial you and by extension a lot of other people are

it's this line that i've actually wasted time thinking about the most.

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

Don't forget me....

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

You care too much about something this trivial.

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

just in advance,
i order you not to kill my dog.

is it trivial? feels wrong to trivialize it.

because sometimes I am superficial. sometimes I think it's okay.

I don't go out of my way to be deep, but it feels bad to hear, "You're as shallow as you think others are, and fear yourself to be."

even if I just say, "Yea, it didn't cut that deep to be called that."

it still feels bad that someone would want to inflict that wound in the first place.

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

He's my master

Kevin King
Kevin King

kabuuuj
7 characters?

Justin Gutierrez
Justin Gutierrez

W-what? I would never kill a dog

Grayson Diaz
Grayson Diaz

Fascinating.

Nut up. A guy on the internet doesn't like you.

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

Donald Trump loves Hispanics!

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

I capped some pokemans

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

Gotta pander when you suddenly realize you are the last republican standing

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

I like showing him all to my classmates
Anyway he's taught me how to be a good person and i'm starting to become a new person...
According to the fake ABC liberal news poll Hispandex DO NOT like him!

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

Something Something manipulation

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

whaaaaaaaaa?

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

looks like loli porn

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

He's the kind of person to just let you be you. So I doubt that.

Austin Morris
Austin Morris

pokemon is a disappointment

Gabriel Johnson
Gabriel Johnson

Sun and Moon hype

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

The source.
Pretty sure it's porn.

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

He tells me about right and wrong but yes he lets me roam free

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

The comments on that on FB were crazy, not a single positive response at the top

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

Scoots is an absolute Dragonborn Savage.

Grim is posting a fairy-type.

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

But Clocky you are the loli

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

Very sure.
Ongoing, last time I saw it.

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

grim literally posting anime kiddie porn?

shocker

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

Last time I saw it

w-what

MUST
OVERCOME

FEAR

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

You're the loli though.

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

(where is the porn)

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

anime
kiddie porn

Is there really any difference?

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

I think things more or less went how he intended.

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

My thoughts exactly. lol

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

*shrug*

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

cute

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

I want to lick Smiles armpits

Colton King
Colton King

good. it's a bad habit. unless you're a vet. in which case you still shouldn't make it a habit.

Yea, but it's someone I inadvertently cared about, for non-gay reasons. So it inadvertently felt like a betrayal.

Someone that reads, learns, and is now practicing? Those are things I value. Definitely lack in the last measure.

Whether or not he understands anything, I'm not too sure. But the respect was far from mutual.

how do you know when it's right to write something off?

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

What if they're hairy

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Haha oh wow

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

clocky

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

test

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

backsies

If life allows me it.
I really want it, I'd surrender to a shit job and no friends just to have it.

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

Fascinating.

Presumably slightly to the left and right of the parts you capped.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

I didn't know you read these kinds of doujinshi

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

mhm

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

I assure you there is no violating of a Kirlia

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

dohoho

I found my tripcode.

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

i like that pic
its stylish

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

reading doujins
reading hentai

Disgusting.

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

Post glaceons and espeons

*tasteful

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

Boi
you know nothing about what I read

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

Thanks Luka :3

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

Alright then. But I notice you haven't said "I didn't save this from porn".

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

if i'm ever posting black and white izaya

it's probably from a comic where he fucks shizuo

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

You've been hanging around Soto too much.

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

you rite

tell me more

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

LOL

John Collins
John Collins

Fucking a dude is less degenerate than fucking a Pokemon.

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

my OG set right here

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

Drinking Tea is gross

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

how dare you

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

Wtf?
You're fucked in the head mate

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

i'm only 50% kidding.

which one do you find cuter?

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

Pokemon aren't real

how do you come to this conclusion

They seem fluffy

oolong
jasmine
green
chamomile
u missing out

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

I can't believe that worked

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

I love you master <3
Yeah that turned me off...
ikr? lol
You didn't write anything
You sound jealous

John Hughes
John Hughes

kek

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

roar

old school 151 fire fluffyness~

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

https://www.dropbox.com/s/c0t9pt6tnjr7r2z/Current%20sample%20of%20Dootstep%20-%20Copy%20%282%29.wav?dl=0

Have this disgusting tripe.

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

oh no
I've been baited

30 seconds of my life
lost beyond redemption

brb /wrists

rekt

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

I was really only trying to bait Scoots
But holy fuck

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

Neither is Izaya.

I come to this conclusion because Pokemon are essentially animals.

Pokemon. Cute in the way I find a rabbit cute, or a happy baby.

If you were to ask me which I find more attractive the answer is Izaya.

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

hmmmmmm....

Tea is awesome either way c:

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

well... i find having a family merely one aspect of life

i'd probably be a selfish father.

no point thinking i'd be a good one if so many others suck at it.

good news though: kids end up pretty exactly the same as they would if parents had little intervention, and socialization from parents shapes the child LESS than socialization from school/society. so even if you had a somewhat abusive childhood, as long as it's not extreme, the kid ends up the same. these are modern findings that go against the 'parents are super important' idea that dominated the 20th century.

the best thing you can do is provide opportunity.

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

You roaring just looks like this

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

I enjoy chai.
RESPONS

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

wake up
turn on radio
"we're expecting another storm today"
bon jovi comes on

dude I bet Jaws was insane a month ago

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

I bet Jews was insane a month ago.

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

Terribly, I always wanted somebody to pretend to pet me on the internet like I'm a fucking cat.

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

I actually hate it.
I've had so much, that I grew sick of it.
Same for goat.

John James
John James

goat

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

hmph... u~u

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

Is it the lack of civilization
or the lack of intelligence
or just the physical form

because there are tons of examples where they are intelligent enough to communicate with humans, and some have humanoid forms

iunno

My father got half of a fucking goat from the butcher and that's what we had for dinner for 1-2 weeks straight.

It was awful.

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

Pretty sure Chai is chinese for "Tea"
So chai tea is "tea tea"

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

It's not a thought, it's a fact.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

Oh, I missed this.

Couldn't tell you, it's easier to just not start valuing other peoples' opinions that much in the first place.

Hudson Turner
Hudson Turner

I really like the drop, beginning is nice but doesn't fit the parts afterwards.
It's not bad though.

It would mean everything to me, all there is to live for.

I only partly agree with that, I read a theory of a sociologist professor that really changed my mind on fathers. The values of a people today are not properly taught because the fathers rebelled against them in the 60's-90's and so on, this way the culture is not properly transfered and the youths unknowing.

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

Tea rhymes with pee
So I'm pretty sure it's pee pee.

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

hahahaha

he's pretty attractive

and the best character by miles.

awwww :(

-pets-

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

Yessir! It was bizarre.

I'mma sick GLAAD on you!

haven't listened to them properly in years
Same.

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

I see "chai" as the indian-style tea

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

Howdy.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

I was going for a dramatic meme-turn at the drop.
I am learning from scratch at this point.
Cancerstep

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

OH, shirtpunch gave me a tracking number

this is new

Nathan Evans
Nathan Evans

Go away Yan.

See we blew her cover so she left.

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

I just wanted my dip and beer and lunch I didn't want to spend an hour in a gas station and tijuana flats

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

No I wanna stay and sit next to you.

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

I really hope Senpai Smiles and Sabrina notice me.
Uguuuu

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

beer batter tho

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

I don't care enough to give you shit, Grim.

I wouldn't put my dick in it. The end.

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

camel employee gave me a coupon for a 1$ can of dip tho it was worth

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

Chai is the Indian-style tea

The Chinese word for tea is "Chá" which is pronounced "chai" but yes they are different and people who make that mistake are plebs. Lookin at you Scooterbutt.

Brody Young
Brody Young

ScubaDoo, I need a nap.

Julian King
Julian King

Not every discussion is made to give shit to someone..

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

Oh shit that professor assassination day is today.
almost forgot.

Rip

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

thanks noamy

we should league with lexi sometime

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

Says the boyloli

b-but sleep is for the weak!!!!
or the week
Can you sleep that long?
Hard w3rk?

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

You'll get better, from cancerstep to beststep

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

One step beyond.

Labour did well

Aroo aroo aroo

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

You wanna watch me while I'm on my computer?...

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

Couldn't tell you
unfortunately expected that answer

it would have been great if you had some magical solution

but you're right. his opinions were not uninformed, but narrowly.

whatever. i'll make the criticism benefit me somehow.

i don't really like sociology. took a couple classes, because it was interesting, but came second to psychology/neuroscience in explaining individual human behaviours, and wasn't even that good at describing and predicting social behaviours. just seemed like a bunch of intellectuals designing studies that fit their model of how they think society worked, but i'd be surprised if it actually predicted anything.

firstly because there's so much variation between perspectives while still claiming to be a science. secondly, because it almost entirely removes the role of biology in explaining behaviours. i'll respect it more when a sociological perspective comes along that acknowledges the role of the actual brain.

kids will only increasingly spend more time on the internet, especially during their formative teenage years.
what that means for social values is beyond me. maybe increased narcissism. maybe increased empathy.

how do you think the internet will affect the values of people growing up?

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

I always watch.

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

hawkward

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

Can you sleep that long?
Prolly not.
Work's been ok. They fed us.

Scoober, how are you doing?

Whadda ya want, you boy smoochin' weewee toucher?

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

Yes that's definitely true. She messaged me yesterday wanting to play I think and I was AFK, I hope she's not mad.

Not every day I get to school a Brit on tea.

y-you know I'm right that's why you're bullying me instead of addressing my point!

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

He's an asshole, though. I'd say don't pet me, but it really doesn't matter since it's just a word on a screen I guess.

dip

Gross

I probably would, though.

When we meet aliens in the future Grim, even if by some amazing miracle or coincidence they're attractive to humans, don't have sex with one. Who knows what kind of flesh-eating alien diseases they're covered in, or what they do to mates after sex.

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

arcanine is kewl power and majestic

but nine tales is my bay

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

It was breddy gud

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

Nothing much on my end, just being a lazy oaf. Making the work "music" ever created and goofing off.
Off until tuesday still woo woo.
What'd they feed you? And army marches on its stomach... if it eats that much :P

It was an off the cuff remark, I was not expecting to be dragged into an intellectually charged shitstorm!
It isn't bullying if it is common knowledge.
Baka.

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

You can use my bean bag chair I guess.

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

:(

Makin' beepboop songs?
They fed us fancy sammiches. I had salmon!

Ian White
Ian White

/gets in your bed
fuck the police

Liam King
Liam King

She'll be back.
I need a drink.

Noticed.

What?

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

"Bill de Blasio: New York City Mayor Urges Residents Not to Eat at Chick-fil-A Due to Anti-LGBT Policies

"What the ownership of Chick-fil-A has said is wrong. I'm certainly not going to patronize them and I wouldn't urge any other New Yorker to patronize them," de Blasio said at a press conference."

rofl
the reactions were:
"Yes, I support traditional marriage" -some guy with a southern accent

"I just go for the chicken biscuits, not the politics" -some black guy

What is freedom of speech

I just invite you and hope you're not afk
:/

lollllllll
I will keep that in mind

purrdy

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

/out/index.html

Not the shots like last night right? lol
I took one too many.

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

It bleeps and bloops.
Was that salmon accompanied with cucumber?(cucumberbatch).

Woo woo.

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

Nope

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

alcohols

Nathaniel Flores
Nathaniel Flores

I heard Sadiq Khan won London, also read he's gonna be London interest above foreign companies, me likey.
London for the people, not for big banks.

I agree that it is not very scientific, the kind of studies in this matter never is, they are important however to enable discussions on society. They provide the theories that matter to the politics of a country, the thinks tanks so to say.
That would depend on the kids themselves anyway, the most common ones will just be on the popular sites like facebook and buzzfeed, maybe they will become more narcissistic. But for outsiders it's a whole new world of opportunities that can make them more active.
The internet will I believe just enhance what was already there.

Alexander Anderson
Alexander Anderson

No like bleach.
I just need to chug a bunch of that good stuff.

Wooo

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

is it my place to ask yan

"what the fuck are you doing right now"?

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

exactly

Henry Adams
Henry Adams

no

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

I had a crazy dream last night

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

I'm telling Erin.

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

Lexi never drinks with you.
Suffering.

Big banks can go fuck themselves.
Down with banks.

S-senpai! No Amanda Todd :(

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

Do tell!

Samuel Cooper
Samuel Cooper

I enjoy hearing about your dreams

Nolan Jenkins
Nolan Jenkins

POWER TO THE PEOPLE
from left to right, UNITE

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzxKMM2z5BW11OpFXiUcVyA

Neko atsume irl

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

BLeep blorp.
Naw, just some lettuce, tomato, and some sorta secret sauce.
beep.

Was I being too mean?

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

Well if you must know Grim, I'm currently masturbating to anime kiddie porn.
Back to paperwork then.

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

http://www.cocktaildrinkrecipe.com/the-bleach/

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

Smash dem chains, post them banes.

R2D2??? Is that you???
What if the Salmon was the secret sauce :O
I could go for seafood about now.
Family meal out tomorrow.
Spicy food on the menu.
My tummy growling at the thought.
Rawr subcontinental.
So, its finally the weekend! wee woo wee woo

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

Let's be friends!

Spicy seafood?

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

cooking with wish

No wonder she spends so much time at DQ

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

No I mean the in-thread rp

Don't get me wrong
sometimes I e-hug or e-pat people

but like
anything more than that is cringey
in public anyway
don't you agree?

Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

*fondles grim's cock*

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

are you clean shaven?

i'd totally scritch your beard.

to enable discussions on society
Or to push agendas and affect policy. But I guess you literally said that.

Modern feminism is just a branch that utilizes the tools and perspective building sociology brings to the intellectual zeitgeist. Talks about these ethereal, intangible forces which we are all subject to, just by participating. The problem is when you get people commissioning studies to push their views, that are really just pompous intellectualizations that only have value because people still believe things like the sociological perspective matters. Despite being dozens of equally reasonably-sounding models of how society is and works, that sometimes contradict each other, and some seem too tidy; simplicity at the expense of predictive powers.

You know how there are many psychological studies that can't be replicated when they focus merely on behaviour without a neurological basis? A lot.
I imagine the replication success rate for whatever sociology is trying to sell is substantially lower.

I hope they start collecting data and figuring out what browsing habits actually mean.
There are already essays on how it's shaped how we understand, or even how we look for information ie. Google
but maybe that will be the next 'this is how humans actually work' moment.

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

Their chefs do a special house curry that is some "exotic" fish type curry. It is really to die for. But I forget its name.
I might have that, or king prawns.

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

well i tried
bbl, squad says runnin ops soon and i need a crew cut

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

I am once more beardless.

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

Cringe all you want I'm being ironic

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

to die for.
or maybe...to diiiive for? Eh? Yeah? No?

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

that guy holds his phone weird

what made you do that?

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

When the pun is dank
I fucking love puns. You know this.

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

Wow

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

But why would you want that? I get stupid.

Good. Get your homework done.

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

fuck

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

Is there anyone here that has experience with knives

I seek your advice

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

People in the Monogatari series in general do basic actions in weird ways. Not much is usually happening on screen at one time cause the show's like all dialogue bar the occasional action sequences, so they have to keep the audience entertained with abstract backgrounds, clothes that keep changing color, and fan service.

Nothing in particular, really. It's not that hard for me to grow one and I missed the feeling of my face at the time.

Lucas Rivera
Lucas Rivera

i own knives

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

I'm just trying to...curry favor...with you.
:D

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

I have cut a vegetable or two, yes.

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

Because. Fun. Silly is fun.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

BIN IT!

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

Better beware of Korma with all these bad puns

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

wall incoming

I have to admit I didn't think much of him but now I've read his policies he's not bad at all.
A mayor fitting of his city.

That is indeed also true, the biggest problem with that though is not being able to criticize the agenda's once they are mainstream. Thus making the gap between people and intellectuals/politicians and such even wider as you imply. It's very hard stop this though, but I want to combat it some way in the future.

Time to put Data in the discussion I guess, but even data can at some point be corrupted to add to an agenda.
Even when you'd put more money in scientists to research on more actual data those scientists are not unbiased.
It's proven money can buy them as well.
To control information is to control the money I guess.

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

I seek a semi-automatic folding knife with a blade under 4 inches that has a glassbreaker on the pommel and possibly a belt-cutter in the handle

when I say semi-auto, I mean spring-assist, the ones with the thumb-nubs

I see one here
http://www.amazon.com/Wartech-Tactical-Spring-Assisted-Rescue/dp/B00AJ1B5PY

This one has nubs on both sides of the blade, so I can open it one-handed from either hand, but do you have any better recommendations?
The one linked above seems really low-price for the features, so I assume the blade quality can't be so good out of the box

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

looks like a transformer

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

Yes, this knife can definitely cut a thing. My expertise assures me of this.

William Johnson
William Johnson

Get a pink one

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

fuck it ill just buy it and a whetstone later to sharpen it with

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

Did someone cross the line?

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

there is a pink one, want me to get you it?

Liam Green
Liam Green

No, get it for you.

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

Doesn't ship to the UK apparently :c

David Cox
David Cox

Here is hoping. There is a great discnnect though, from London.

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

:­­^­­)

Vada good comeback!

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

I know, we don't get other news through the papers though.
How is it outside the capital?

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

no nigga

aw

Yeah, they're gonna get fucked up now

but no
I misplaced my old one a while ago, which was lower quality anyway
I just carry it incase some hoodlums try anything
or if someone gets into a car accident, I can get in there and get them out ASAP
I know CPR and such so yeah

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

I wont, I promise.

Didn't even know this was a thing.

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

here we go

Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

pick up a stone off the ground, and wet it.

and then you've got yourself a wetstone
:3

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

Well okay lets go with silly then. super silly

No more vodka for you though. I don't wanna hear about the vietnam war again. lmao

Dylan Jones
Dylan Jones

how about i wet your stone

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

Thank you. Thank you.
mfw watching aussie rules and no idea what is going on
Oh did I tell you I finally say Breakfast@Tiffs?

Wew
Should I grab a beer... and a late cinco de mayo?

Good^^. We will try our hardest!

If i grab my tequila, can I do the salt off your tummy?

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

Yep, you told me. We talked about Mickey Rooney's unfortunate yellowface.

What's Aussie Rules?

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

Wait till I start giving you that world war two learning.

Good!

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

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Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

You could get a gun and shoot the hoodlums and shoot open the window and shoot off the seatbelts.

Guns solve all problems.

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

I downloaded the entire thing a year ago, but only started watching them recently.
I love the style. And the fanservice.
how long to get a full beard?

I want to combat it some way in the future.
More power to ya. Maybe run each politician through a course on genetics and biology, instead of law and business, which are all about persuasion and comprehending existing structures, whether or not science has made them obsolete.
But if there's anything the last year has shown is, is that you don't even have to understand legal structures to be a politician and control what happens to millions of people.

Money in politics clearly isn't worth as much as it was worth even a decade ago. see Jeb Bush, or Marco Rubio, who were backed by some of the largest amounts of money. The most, if I recall correctly.

There's this paper by psychologist, Steve Pinker, called "Why Nature and Nurture Won't Go Away". It'll take time for the world to catch up, maybe even centuries.
I seriously hope the science and technology outpaces political structures enough to do some real good. So whatever it is you end up doing, don't underestimate the reach and power it has.

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

Thanks for listening I have been wanting to share it
I can't remember all but From what I can remember I was adventuring at night with this group of people it was an old friiend of mine some bacground character girl who I don't know and then there was this brother and sister who were twins but I think thery were my old friends siblings but like not real people lol
In my mind I had been traveling with these people for liike years it felt like or likke a year
everything was ike pitch black and we were all running through this forest and theere wass this feeling of terror that was really real but I never saw anything and I don't know why we were running but the next part I can remember we were in this huge like mansion or house or something And so we all vowed we had to drink this poison and kill ourselves for some reason and I told the girl sibling that I like liked her because we were all gonna die so I didnt wanna not tell her cause like I knew who this person was in my dream but I cant relate it to anybody and I really did alot and it was a mutual feeling but like then my old friend and all the other people who are around , that one girl who was traveling with us earlier wasnt with us this time it was just my old frienda nd the other two, but they alll started getting reallly angry and we all yelled at each other and We fought and there was this overwhelming exhaustion in my body all through it and then the sccene changed and we had to drink this poisoon that tasted
weird
it tasted like how dry mouth feels
idk
something like that
very bad taaste as soon as I drank it i didnt want to anymore and then this girl i was with told me that she was really a boy and the sibling was a girl and died and then i looked over and saw my old friend and the other sibling sprawled out in the main room of this weird mansion thing and I woke up but likke it felt really emotionally trying at the end like
I'm gonna die but at the same tiime it didnt feel like the poison was gonna kill me like I thought I was gonna survive but then I woke up and it was like 1:30 p.m
But like
It took me until I saw that olld friend irl today like an hour later at another friends to not think it was real idk
crazy waking up i didnt know what was goign on for a second
it felt real and I

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

There is a new thread

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

huh new thread?

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

where?

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