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i did the tutorial and a practice match against bots in overwatch, it's interesting.
trying out hearthstone right now since i've had it downloaded for ages but never played it idk what i'm doing
Revy what warframe do you use when you play?
try all the hero's!
they all are kewl and fun in their own way~
hearthstone is like playing pokemon card game.
its easy and fun too!
Oh Bard, don't make me blush.
when i was in the tutorial i went through each one and every ability they had. was fun and nice to learn em all
mhmm so far im liking it even though i'm stuck in solo mode until i unlock stuff
daily reminder hearthstone is for babies ^^
daily reminder that anime was written by and for lolicon
What's up faglords
both of those fit me
not sure if it makes sense though
i main mei
play more! to earn coins and buy more decks with the coins you earn from playing to earn new cards and coins to buy more to play more to play and coins and cards more
and play smart with brains and stuff to make your oponent lose and do mindgame too by holding back a card until the right moment even though youd think youd wanna play it but the might play somethign to defeat it so you bait them and hold back so their game doesnt go their way, and you win by playing your card after they've wasted their card at the wrong time
it's dead boss
Sure seems like it
i need to play more and actually go against some real people, not now though since i should sleep soonish
yeah i saw there was a currency thing to buy them
cute pic btw
this ain't right!!!
You wear skirts that high?
When I sleep
I will dream
Dream of me, love. For I am going to try and sleep as well.
you should play against real
its much more powerful
yeah you can earn the currency by playing
yaya i just wanted to see how the game actually worked past bots that didn't move to bots that just run out and kinda suicide in payload
i thought i would like being a damage person but i did that huge dude with the hammer and shield, kinda like him
Why would I wear skirts?
When you don't dream dreams anymore.
i love that they use the old warcraft sounds in this
makes me kinda wanna play warcraft 3 again
yeah Rain Heart OP
because with his sheild he cant die
and if someone stand in front of him, he can just jet pack into their face for a one hit KO
Overpowered much... :\
are there other modes than just payload? maybe ctf or just dm? he seems kinda op for payload if people play around him right but easily could just go at him from multiple sides and he can't do nothin
Reinhardt is easily countered with any melee character or explosives.
He's handy for getting you to the payload but his shield will not stop you from being overwhelmed.
yup there are other modes
Sure it is~
i dont actually remember any other melee characters unless you count that one ninja guy but his e ability seems like it's good against anyone who comes to close
ninja counters rainhaert
Druid actually looks like a good deck
fits my type of playstyle seems
All the other decks so far don't look too good. maybe I just need newer/more advanced cards? assuming there are any
oh i like that sniper chick too though.
He can't do shit while that that shield is up so you just press forward through it and point blank him in the time it takes for him to ready the hammer.
i expected some of them to work better tbh. maybe im just not good enough or didnt some things right though
well yeah, but having it down for some time really isn't going to hurt unless you're alone for whatever reason. should be pretty obvious if someone is about to do that to you too.
oh i was only stuck in solo mode against those first like 6 people. i'll still prob unlock everyone and then learn who i like best and which cards to use.
why the fuck are the menu sounds so bland/grosswhy is it so LOUD by default
Overwatch isn't bad but I think Battleborn is going to give a run for it's money considering it has a lot more variety.
it takes practice to get good
subtle. SUBTLE! SUBTLEEEEEEE!
I'm very tired
Wake up Holla Forums
It's time to die
anyone with half a brain would but a fucking blizzard game anymore
People with more than half a brain are in a very small minority.
IT'S GOBLIN BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
sad aint it
You're sort of biased though.
You're what some might called a "hater" when it comes to Blizzard.
Not that I blame you, Blizz a shit.
But Overwatch is decent for a team-based shooter.
Lacks variety and has some serious balance issues but the designs are neat.
I hate them for a fucking god damn good reason
God damn Chii I know you're mad but holy shit you don't have to post Pewds at me.
I'm sure you do.
Blizzard is the Donald Trump of the gaming world.
Every new thing will make "gaming great again".
But It never does.
And leaves foolhardy gaming cucks penniless.
I just dont like how the pander to casuals way to fucking much, im sure th game is okay but fuck em, i aint buying shit
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
Yeah I'm not buying their shitty game either, maybe if it was free to play I'd throw some time into it.
Holy shit this movie is fucking bad
The CGI looks like Playstation cinematics and they didn't do anything to this cheap gorilla suit they're using once it goes zombie.
Chii watch this with me it's so bad.
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS LOL
Well, that figures.
Awww yeah son
Nothing better than Grey Vagina tostadas after work
Grey Vagina tostadas
the heck you say kid?
I like these
Its funny cause the texture of semi raw shrimp seems like it'd be really similar to female genitalia
Not that I've ever chewed on a vagina before
Just licked and lightly nibbled
Le but Imma fuckboy what do I know fais
But dont they look like Vaginas?
Fascinating isn't it?
you should get yourself checked for venereal diseases.
That's actually kinda rude
I actually have ya know, well since my last visit to the doctors which was 8 months ago
If the vajayjays you put your thing inside of look like shrimp then it sounds like danger.
Dont take the joke so literally.
You like Trump?
use clg icon
clg loses to turks
change to SKT icon in shame
skt lose 4 games in a row
Are you satisfied with the jinxing yet?
That looks good
like? i mean he's okay I guess
jinx use ult!
Okay, I'll switch to CLG again
And if they lose.. then I'll be satisfied
I mean would you vote for him November?
Subtle I hope you lose
I'll drive over there and slap your shit
U fkn wot m8
So does your mom
no probably not
My mom is dead
I'm just realizing how many pictures of food I have saved cause I'm constantly posting them in thread and asking Luka if he's hungry and laughing at him
Man, I'm such a nice guy
You really eat at the table as a family?
he seems more likely to start a war then most of the other choices, though he is a smart man maybe he is just saying that stuff to get people riled up.
either way Im just not confident in his skills
Lmao get fuck nerd
Whatcha gonna do this Sunday?
Quit playing shitty games
No wonder you watch shitty series like Clannad
stop posting food fug
Isn't this normal?
We all eat together
Even our fuckin bird
G-Good baito desu
Against ISIS? He won't go to war with them but he will support Syrian troops to help fight them... That's about it. If ISIS attacks us first then we have no choice but to go to war
This Sunday... Church then watch Captain America with a few of my friends... how about you?
I never ate at the table with my family lol we just scatter around the apartment and eat alone
SO I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT
I almost thought you said part time job in Japanese
I should get a baito..
Im just thinking he might run his mouth and get everyone is trouble
Probably taking out my grandma and sis out for mothers day
Might as well dude
No use being a lazy sack of shit playing bad games when you can go out and make some money, even meet new people too.
And a little extra spending money is always fun
These fucking malformed big-eyed shits
Pretty much my condition earlier.
I hate when they speak English in anime
Don't worry because congress will protect America from his stupidity. I do believe he'll be a better president in his second term...
That sounds expensive... I hope they don't burn too much of your money
I did that when I was little.
Blew up the whole house, or the lamp thing?
It blew a couple of fuses in the ciruit breaker and shocked me.
I went blind for a few seconds and there was a puff of smoke from the outlet along with a loud cracking noise.
you're not my master u.u
I love it
I guess I really am just too sexually intimidating.
Yan, don't talk to him, he's gay
You can't tell me what to do
It just ruins the 4srsness of the situation
I know that feel, although I tried to pick a broken plug from the wall as a kid.
Got shocked and the automatic fuses went down.
Now what's funny is that didn't kill me and I have a degree in electronics nowadays.
My little brother made me wonder when we were watching Hero Academia the other day
"Do you think Japanese people laugh at us the way we laugh at them when they butcher English words when we try to speak Japanese?"
Stop hurting my feelings
see Electrical work is actually pretty easy once you make sure everything is off.
Butt immediately feels "empty"
I'm trying to figure out if that guy is actually that fat or he's wearing something under that shirt to make him look fat
It doesn't look like a genuine fat stomach
i want your blood
Take a poo
Ask Yan he's fat, he should know
Shut up you silly bitch, I'm trying to talk to faggots
go to chipotle
order a rice bowl
ask for a lettuce
ask for a little bit more lettuce
it was actually enough the first time
tell bloodchan to shut up
Guess I'm bloodchan's master now guiz
Yeah, and remember to poke around with something that doesn't conduct electricity, because capacitors can still pack a punch.
A friend of mine actually got shocked after playing around with my oscilloscope by accidentally touching the supercapacitor inside.
get asked for time
say its 12:30
its actually 12:31
who else /mischief/ here?
get asked for directions
Give perfect directions
Laugh and scoff like I was being sarcastic and goofing around
cunt probably got so lost
go to subway
order sandwich I want the exact way I want it
do you want extra cheese for an additional $0.50?
didn't want extra cheese
pulled out of the sub and threw it away
haha made you waste cheese
mom asks if I want to take a painting class with her for mother's day
I know she doesn't want to paint she just wants to do something I want to do
tell her I want to
I actually don't want to
sign in the placesays take one over packets of condiments
I just woke up
how does this even work
A girl took a picture of me today in public
waiting for my friend out in public
just picked up my guitar from the shop
don't even have it out, just sitting with it next to me
two girls come around the corner
one of them has a camera, instantly points it at me
the other girl does a quick pose, leaving room for me in the shot
they both begin screeching with laughter and run away
what the fuck is wrong with normies?
Can't deal with 3 hours of sleep.
Hi Spoilers, bye Spoilers.
i drew you from your sleep, for lewd actions so get your skirt on darling!
bye bye sd! you are still awesome!
Help Holla Forums I think that I'm going to be raped soon!
eating my lunch in the lunch room
dude that is with me in the small office comes
"Anon, wanna some soup? Homemade."
eat the soup and start feeling weird
10 minutes later I'm becoming sleepy
almost an hour later and I'm getting more and more sleepy, barely have strenght to work and type this
he is on a bussines trip of sorts right now
he gives me a ride home always after work
MFW that today might be a bit different
i can help by preraping you so the rape is pointless : ^)
I already have a sort like on, super comfy
Get stopped by the police while walking home
he asks me if I robbed the nearby bank
tell him I did
get taken to the station
He's a rookie and they know it wasn't me
gets shit for bringing in wrong suspect
haha fuk the police
dont be a meany
thats fine i was going to do you no matter what you were wearing, babe
have only shit entry level retail job that pays $9 and severely underemployed.
no party or celebration for my birthday.
Get two birthday gifts from brothers, a Samus figure and the first two seasons of Yu Yu Hakusho on DVD.
Each year my birthday gets more depressing.
Last year I still had people outside my family I talked to. Over the year they all just drifted away from me for no explicable reason.
Have absolutely no faith things will ever get better.
what if I wore a gorilla suit
Us wagies work hard all day and NEETS take our hard earned money.
They provide nothing but take shit they didn't earn, whilst acting arrogantly and smugly about it.
Should we gas NEETS?
Wagecuck uprising to create a low tax/tax-free utopia?
Pic related: A wagie who finally snapped and entered NEET hunting mode
it's something i could work around, just gotta get it off you then get other things off
Tokai x Spoilers?
Purity is paramount.
i am okay with this
How pure are you?
So is she, I assume.
purity is for boring people, gotta live on the wild side
Wake up, neets. You think you have it all figured out, that you can leech off society and shrug all responsibilities. What you really are, is a impotent man child with no real money, power or status in the world. By immersing yourself in virtual reality and echo chambers, you have developed no real experiences and relationships, work, socially or sexual. Enjoy rotting away at your computer, living a life that never really began and never being taken seriously by anyone
How ya doing?
who /noeat/ here?
fasted for 5 days so far
feeling youthful and healthy again
don't even feel hungry anymore
Might take it to 7 days and have something to eat, then start again
Filth and degeneracy must be stamped out.
im doing fanfreakintastic fortycakes, how bout you? if its not good give me the address of all that made it bad, ill handle it
Forty alright. Just kinda bored.
Isn't that Van Winkle?
fucking luuuuuuuuuuuuthor!!!! should game away the bored feels, unless the thread picks up again
Check the cakes closely, tho
Anyone I like here?
Posting a picture. Of. A female. Being assaulted. And telling ME to check MY priv. You really are off your rocker.
I am here... Not sure if that counts...
holy fuck i didnt even see that until now lol
i know you love me so whats good, doll?
Grim made it.
Yes, hello. I did not see you there.
Don't call me that.
something good came out of grim?! jesus! kidding though he's alright.... ish
On who you like.
Grim's alright to the person he likes, and a dick to those he don't.
where can I find a loli like this
But still horrid.
here I am
Because I don't know who you like. Scoots, at least.
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Blame Fortune or something. Toodles.
riveting conversation, i can feel the energy of our auras bro like coming together yo
tbh he seems like he is sometimes a dick to those he likes too, though ive come to the conclusion he never realizes it so that..... makes him better than what i first thought? i think
okay then just go blow me : ^)
and do a good job at it this time
Dunno. He's always been nice towards me because I've always been nice to everyone.
i was very nice to him, including making a steam for here cause he asked..... didnt really do much lol
I've never seen you be unkind to anyone.
pees on you
If you don't want me to ever talk to you again, jst say the word. Because I'm assuming that by now.
DAMN YOU FORTUNE!!!!!!!!
have good times please
But, that is impure and homosexual!
talk to me again
Is this where we announce who we don't like in a passive aggressive way ?
boy I think I should go. Ask scoots why................
Ask luka why I'm gonna go........... He knows.........................
unless its poking harmless fun, stating an opinion or i guess calling boos filename creepy? not really.... i dont know man i tried my best to befriend the guy but it always seemed like he set up a brick wall in the way and when ever he'd throw a ladder over it would be after throwing shit over.... so like not very enticing?
damn right and you are gonna work the shaft nice and good this time, scoots
Don't you have a soup kitchen to be at or something
Go kill yourself see
Am pure. Not gonna happen. 3pure.
Not blaming ya
who were you talking about anyway? :)
i will invert that faster than a hollywood demon inverts fuckin crosses boy
oh no dont get me wrong i am not placing or implying blame really on either of us, it sounds that way but just cause im talking what i experienced from my side.... we just dont click shit happens, not everyone will always like everyone and all that fancy talk no body is really in the wrong-wrong here
What's your opinion on leaky lolis
how the hell does that actually exist? its japan again isnt it?! fucking japan! nuke it again!
I'd let a loli pee on me
Where is senpai when I need her to beat up a bully.
i.... what? just like why?
who is senpai? ull fight them and by fight i mean a four letter word starting with the same letter!
i'm just enjoying some youtube right now.
theres always more time here too until there isnt so there is always a chance for things to change, except that rat that mister trump was so nice enough to dye blonde and let sleep on his bald head
Smiles is my senpai, stop now otherwise she will hurt you!
yeah id go there, smiles is pretty smart and we all know intelligence is rather fucking hot
We all know stupid is rather fucking hot.
idc either way. I'd just prefer not to small talk every time.
That picture says "YOU WERE EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE? IT IS I, DIO!"
i know, dont you just love it, sugar?
call self stupid constantly
everyone knows this
he says stupid is fucking hot
oh my! do i need to take off my pants already? again
I am incapable of love
Yet you never seem to do anything else
It's all any of you will give me.
Else I'll be lumped in with Kanra or Loco and I can't have that. I guess I prefer to be the overly selective cunt.
Else I'll be lumped in with Kanra or Loco and I can't have that.
Do you want to be like that? "Lumped in" or not?
Because you're right. You can't have the best of both worlds.
Either you actually try to do something that's not smalltalk, or you don't, and then that's it.
But small talk leads to big talk.
all talk is talk
Alright. I'll go then. Thanks for the advice.
Have a nice life and I hope you get your organs fixed^^
Here it ends up being an attempt at e-love, not big talk.
I never told you to leave.
I hope you'd try to talk more.
I would indeed enjoy more "big talk" around here. But only whiney arseholes seem to be into that at the minute.
Plus it always degenerates into daggers.
haha go fuck yourself elma
Nope, I don't fap.
Elma is a loner
This heat wave is the best thing, it's like everything came alive again.
Correct. I do not see any value in relationships nor hobbies because I am severely depressed and only like having money. A product of our capitalistic society, etc.
You read me like a book.
How are uou
Whatever interests you.
Forty is there a heat wave there too?
Dunno if it's a heatwave
but warm af
Back to square one.
Can you please give us some of that good warm weather please. Otherwise I will bust the dikes.
I'm comfy and relaxed.
enjoying things, i might lay down for a bit later, then maybe get up.
You can come to me, love. I got all the warm weather you could want.
Are you gonna get some sun?
Sunbathing is glorious.
Shoulda united when the chance was there
-fingers your pussy-
If you desire to have Big Talks then welma why dont you actually lead them. You know, as opposed to just complaining on the sidelines that there are none going down.
I am sure there are plenty here who are game to stretch their figurative legs.
Or, you know, Live in hope.
Sorry. I am not IN heat. Or interested. Thanks though.
That sounds comfy
Also I'm sorry to hear you're depressed, I know it's a very tough thing to deal with
i enjoy it.
I literally am talking about nothing but the sun, faggot. You aren't my type.
It's easier to either A) simply get the quick attention from being a bitch about it for the umpteenth time or B) have somebody hopefully bring forth something I'm interested in because I've been searching for something to be interested in.
Either path ends with the same disappointment so I might as well get the bit of attention from it.
I kinda wanna go book shopping...
It's so lovely
Are you gonna use it? ^ ^
Good. Because I am not coming to Humdrumsville for crappy humidity. Faggot.
Good luck with that.
Yeah. Nice knowing you fags.
go for it.
it's right outside, right?
Hello denizens of animus
Being awesome does have its perks.
There is no humidity. Not for another 4 months anyway. Just 100* heat.
Tomorrow morning maybe
I forget where in the states you reside. I was assuming Flo Rida.
i miss being warm
this country is the fucking worst
Should fix that~
ohh okai, I hear tomorrow's gonna be even warmer!
I already sunbathed and played with my dog.
Go back to bumfuck Spain then.
I'm not into girls
i can't my boyfriend lives here
That poor soul.
Loco is a fag?
That explains a lot
i'm a girl, though
I knew it
I want to adopt a loli and disown her when she gets old
I'll have to leave my house
sounds like a peice of cake~
at the lake?
I want to sit on locos lap
I want to adopt luka
And give them the love they never had and turn them into a functioning member of society
I want to _ chino !
What a coincidence, I want luka to kill himself =)
Further evidence of Grim being a pretty okay dude.
sounds like a pretty fun place to do that at, sure! plus its all the more excuse to get you in less clothing
For how many hours did you lay there? ^^
i'll call you daddy if you want
When desu wants you to ky, you know everything is fucked
I live in New New Mexico.
Laps are for good pets
desus sit on the floor and prick themselves with pins until i tell them to stop
Dr. Jr. GvdvdbvsnrjunitvdvVvk
Home of the Meth and the sand
Almost tempted to get the sims and do a CJ neighbourhood.
I made a thread on /a/ go see if you can figure out which one it is and post it here =)
See my posts about neets above. Also he's a useless mooch who offers nothing in return and has 0 personality or redeeming qualities
Can I sleep on a bed of nails with my cock in a chastity cage
Deserts, Cactus, and coyote.
ohhh man that reminds me to get summer clothing. I still have like t-shirts but that's not enough.
like 2, imma get more tomorrow!
Finally my skin gets like warmer, it almost went pale
yes yes get something like this then we will both be happy, well i for sure will be all things are fine on you though, bae
i think i could do it.
i'd make the best pet.
bedtimes for desus is when i knock it out and let black men ravage its anus for cash
loco has a boyfriend?
w-why not just fill me with morphine until i'm paralyzed but still conscious and awake so I'm forced to watch..
it is not your place to make suggestions you fucking slime
yes daddy im sorry