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Violated Hero 05/04/16 (Wed) 01:34:39 d0bb50 No.174138[Reply]
grand-parents are Euros, they inmigrate to Chile
4 of my family members have went to white countries
i have the chance of going to the UK or Spain
i want to return to the Ancestral Homeland,but please give me advice.
im red-pilled(almost green-pilled) ,but how do i avoid the ZOG goverment?
I want to settle in a semi-rural town.
are rapefugee invasions a very real problem?
can I join any white nat. groups even trough i was born off-shores?
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oh HELL NO
I'm not a furfag u little bitch
unban me this instant BOYYO
not-furfags have the right to equality and free speech
I deserve mod privelages
There was no anthropomorphic animals, so you don't have the legal right to ban me!
If you deny this appeal, I will call you out on your BS, rulecuck!
ONLY FURRIES DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH U LITTLE NIGGER but Im a fuckboy what do I know anime
You have been banned from /monster/ for the following reason: spam shitposting. please vote for trum
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vote 4 trump
I miss nymf tho
No, you can't blame the Right for the Left, or the Left for the Right.
More than anyone, I am familiar with the idiocy on both sides.
How feminists and SJWs inoculate themselves against contradictory ideas, too.
I have noticed how both sides approach situations, though.
The dichotomy is described like a horse shoe.
The far-left and the far-right end up looking the same
both are sexist
both are racist
both want to take away rights
both want to censor
both hate the other side
Karma karma karma karma
He was a real jerk
I assume it's just one of those people that just posts on random boards as spam.
-sits down with his pear and yawns-
this is exactly what i was saying
far right and far left are closer ideologically than the center
But he was my jerkouhai
Holla Forums's fucking weird
I heard it was about to shit itself and close down
sonata can I get some tea
QUIT ARGUING AND FLIRT WITH ME!!!!!!!!
I've only got one nug left until my guys get rid of this half O and I can roll onto my next 3gs
why this nigga dick in her armpit
Why are you yawning at me?
I honestly wouldn't be surprised but most of the doom and gloom speeches about it are just people that like to yell the sky is falling for...some reason.
The Carmen Sandiego cartoon makes me fucking cringe
But Carmen was a bad bitch
this would be a cool image to shoop a MAGA hat on to
He couldn't get a hole and is just that desperate.
Something about ownership being transferred to some shmuck who doesn't know anything about imageboards
why are you wering my socks?
SHE HAS A FREE HOLE
I'm so embarrassed
the fuck is this
this is gay
awww man i loved carmen san diego
Fuck if I know.
I thought that was 4chan.
I meant couldn't get a hole as in "in the gangbang but even the slut doesn't want him".
Well, there too.
4chan has a Quests board now. Who the fuck asked for that
Just rename that "average Trump supporter.jpg" and really wouldn't be too far off.
That would be so fucking embarrassing
being in a gangbang and going to dick this slut getting like 3 cocks in her andd her being like
you can stick it under my arm or something
I remember those threads
sort of like dungeouns and dragons but the op is the dm
Armpit fetish is a thing that exists
I legitimately regret looking what this was.
\^_^/ -hurries into the kitchen where much clanking of glass and frantic squeaking can be heard before emerging with your tea- ^_^
-looks embarrassed and squeaks an apology for forgetting to cover his mouth- o////o
there was some cunt on /lewd/ that would talk about how much he wanted to lick his e-bfs armpit
was so gross mate
that is deeply depressing
is that real
or does it only exist in degenerate 2d shit
Gonna roll you up and smoke you
That's probably Date
So is flirting with me, bae.
It was this fag probably
Tell me more.
sonata have you ever thought about your ancestors who fought and died for you to be here looking down on you watching you type this kind of roleplay and emoticons, locked in your room, in front of a computer?
I can just imagine it being some gross bitch who is even too lazy to shave her underarms daily so it's literally some sad schmuck rubbing his dick against stubble.
Truly rock bottom for that guy.
I am so confused.
it was date
fucking you is LITERALLY the gayest thing i'd ever do.
i'd go gay as hell for you bae
thats so sad mate
-looks confused for a minute but smiles brightly as he thinks he understands what you mean, then holds a strawberry up to you ^_^
Why the fuck does every nigga want to talk to me about armpits
degenerate perverts and lewdsters
You are the scum of the Earth who suck toes and lick tummies
Seek psychiatric help.
What if I wanted to put something in your butt?
Something fun. Probably a vibrating bullet.
He had decent taste in pajamas tbh
probs if i liked you enough tee bee ache
S-sometimes I dream of being a table for master to serve a full course dinner on
I would lick some tummies tbh
I dunnO About no armpits or toes
thats fuckin weird
-sits beside you-
you will never be Insider's Wastelander and shove copious amounts of amphetamines up Insider's ass while cucking him for a girl
I am not a psychiatrist.
And I'm in a swivel arm chair. There is no "beside" to sit.
we all know how much you love amphetamines tsuchi
-sits on the floor beside you- :<
-gives you a plate with candied cherries too!-
You better cook the food too.
And I thought you didn't know how to have fun.
you will never play Bloodborne
is your day okay
it is late here
or whatever you have
The floor is lava.
Only only blue moons.
tfw i lost my plain doll folder when my computer broke
How to be loli
GO TO SLEEP
Ingest literal gallons of semen.
This song was in the OP of the first thread I ever posted in of this community
I think i'm starting to not be sick anymore.
today is going well
Where do I get such copious amounts of semen?
good list tsuchi
angel doesn't cum.
I would know
-scrambles up the back of your chair and clings to your head- @_@
Have you been stuck working this whole time???
It was probably cold
No I got like a week and a half off.
It's literally any Dutch poster I could think of.
He's comfortably a dude and has a dick so yeah, pretty sure he does.
You will break my neck. It cannot support such weight.
Fleece is for like old people whose poor circulation means that have to wear goddamn pants in their own house in the winter.
I have fucked angel and many lther posters....
I can't eat anything. Haven't had actual food since yesterday afternoon
-squeaks fearfully, isn't climbing back down until the lava is gone- ;_;
D: -tries to put cherries in your mouth-
no....I can't eat right now
I'm sick and my stomach is killing me
He's talking about the other Angel who actually posted here for years and lives in the place with all the pot cafes
I'm sure you flew to the Netherlands for that.
Whoa. No homo, bro.
now you're just being a big bag of LAZY
still I hope you don't get pneumonia
do you still feel sick in the tummy or maybe a feverish ?
He's talking about some generic trap he picked up on like /lewd/ or something
nah I fucked a girl named angel, sorry for lyiing and being homosexual.
ruining my meme
I had I once already and it was pretty not fun.
I think I did almost get it again
and it was an actual 26 yr old good looking female
I'm a bitter jealous old man
what do you expect
What did ift feel like?
Last time I got sick not including last night I had alot of tummmy issues
alot of cramping feeling and sweats and vomiting x:
I hope it goes way soon
I HATE THE FEELING OF BEING SICK so much
;_; -gives you peppermint tea-
-is terrified of lava...tends to burn up when put in lava- ;_;
I was like 13 or something so I can't exactly remember what it felt like.
I am pretty much better now though
You don't get sick much hmm?
I bet your immune system is so strong...
I wonder what it would feel like to be in your bloodstream......x ///////x
No homo, bro.
I don't want e-blowjobs.
-doesn't want to burn in lava-
SONATA LOOK OUT
THE LAVA IS RISING
-cries and climbs up ontop of the china cupboard-
I don't need to talk to anybody, shit
they should want to talk to me
Yes... the fire rises
Don't leave me alone guys
You listen to old rock music?
-squeaks at you from atop the china cabinet-
i listen to ur mums moans
what are you up to tonight sonata?
Sure wish there were people here
I'm here I guess
-is trying not to fall in the lava- ;_;
whats your day looking like?
My sleep pattern is completely fucked up and I'm trying to fix it but I can't
so I'm here until I fall asleep
What kind of schedule are yoyu usually on?
You tried the 24 hour thing yet to reset?
Past few days I've been going to bed around 4am and waking up at like 2:30-3pm
The thing is I used to only use my bed for sleep, lately I've been using my laptop in bed for a few hours beforehand, I think that's fucked me up now
You tried the 24 hour thing yet to reset?
You mean just pulling an all nighter and forcing it? Thinking about doing it right now
im sleepy =w=
if thats not the most fucking relatable schedule
I hope you can get out of it dude
that aalways works for me
If I can get one day of a different schedule everything usually falls into place after that
Well I'm staying up whether I doze off or not, gonna get out of bed at 9am and just rough it until I pass out at night.
Really want snacks
Enjoy your dreams when you find your way there mate
-reaches down from atop the china cabinet and gives you a chocolate donut-
sonata let's ERP
I like good pussy and I like good trees
smoke so much weed you wouldn't beleive and I get more ass than a toilet seat
oh that was 2hours ago
this place is slow af right now huh
i don't have enough hands to hold all of my guns anymore and not enough straps to have them all on me unless i go for my ankles or get shoulder holsters
I wish I had a qt bassist gf to slap me like that
or singer to hum on the dick.
dude they're actually p good
THESE LATE NIGHT EXISTENTIAL CRISES
hello Mr. Nocturnal
i want more than 3 lol
2 are in .45 and the other is .40
you just want every gun dont chu~
I thought I was out of bud
but I looked in a stash spot
and found some
Thank you, higher power/'
if the world is different place and everyone must own one gun of their choice, what would you pick?
not EVERY gun just a lot
I got sent some photos of my dad, his partner, and her daughter for my birthday, they're beautiful
they go to New York really regularly cause the daughter is a multi millionaire and lives there and is always flying them out
I think, I'm gonna mention that I'm an ordained minister with the universal life church and am legal to perform marriages in America, and see if they want me to fly out with them and marry them, so I can call Margaret and Lena my mother and sister in law and make life easier, lol
mornin there missus
Morning bardo, how we doing? c:
I am so thankful
Found me enough bud for myself and my best friend when he gets off work so I am very glad
Got a scrape on my arm from work
not bad at all like hardly even noticeable but it kinda burns and is annoying
not able to sleep, I woke up pretty late this morning
How is your day going then? : )
I totally forgot that existed AND I can afford some AND I have a guy who comes and drops it off so I don't have to go anywhere
thanks for reminding me ^^
pretty great, sounds like yours is the same? c:
no, we shouldn't fuck with Casper, his screws are loose
oh, well, scraping and insomnia aside
I once scraped my arm
ironically I am medicated both for intentional arm scraping and insomnia, but pot works better for both
I've got the rumblies in my tummy and Im feeling hella isolated but
It is good
Any big plans for the day?
Namaste mr casper how are ya
oh my :x
um, now I'm thinking I get some pot
I think you made my plans for me
sertraline and zopiclone < cannabis
it's actually astounding how much resistance to medical pot there is, it fixes fucking everything
any music to reccomend this morning?
I bow down and humbly bow down to the true you. The true you that's inside this body. The true essence of your atman, your true self. I bow down and I honor that. And as I look at you, I see that true you through your eyes into your soul and I let you see me. It's NAMASTE
my morning ritual playlist
It's almost sickening
It helps me sleep
gives me an appetite
Makes me able to socialize and takes away most of my constant nagging anxiety
It has made me countless friends and money
Weed is proiobably the best thing in my life next to music, as pitiful as that sounds
How does it help you out? :3
Hmm... some kinda tele portal gun? :3
Daww~ *pets gently*
literally everything you said plus makes it impossible to feel unhappy :o
anything but limited to current available selections of weapons you can buy at gun stores.
I'm glad it's a mutual feeling
You are a real treat yknow?
Any plans for theday?
a hi tech sniper gun!? :D
pick a model
everybody linking bangers today
its gonna bea good day
Neet around, gonna smoke some hash and maybe go out to paint the town tinight
Duno, home alone, someone should come over
that playlist is only the best bangers for mashing out to in the morning
How do ya do your hash?
I've heard of that but
I dunno I dont think I've ever had any cross my path
I buy it, but it's the maroccan(arabic) style hash, not the finger ahsh you make after harvest
That's one way to start the day jaja
I find the time of day to change drastically what I listen to
Early mornings usually Swing more into Garage and Chillout while the House anthes usually kick in around noonish
Have a specific piece for it or can ya just toss in a bowl and spark up?
not listening to psytrance 24/7
I hate smoking in pipes and pieces, i will almost always roll a spliff, unless i'm out of papers
At those times i usually knock on my neighbours door to get papers
idk which pistol i wanna get or which will be my daily carry
i googled a bunch
is a Barrett
a good one?
ah my my
not even a fan of some glass water filtration?
iunno, which one?
Not a fan, but i don't turn down a bonghit, i just would never put my smoke in a bong
the Barret one?
or uh... umm a custom one with this fancy auto aim thingy on it?
yeaa i think barret has several models, pick one exact model!
i think this looks the most like a sniper rifle!
All this cutesy talk about purchasing sniper rifles
imma sniper! in d&d
ahh the anti-materiel one? that one is huge!
maybe i'll try the newer and improved M107A1
That is a more powerful version of the same gun right!?
huge sniping power!
I want a Mosin Nagant with a PU Scope, bipod, and muzzle break.
somebody put a bullet in my head pls
Luka, Nezi wants you to shoot him with your sniper rifle.
why an old wooden gun?
pew pew >_< *cah-chink loading noises*
Get out, don't ever ask me that, get out.
My father has a Nugget
what makes that old wooden one soo good?
Ioco kind of makes me want to throw up sometimes but he's still oddly charming.
It's a fucking CLASSIC Luka, like the Springfield, for fuck's sake m8
A chicken one?
never learned about guns...
i don't even know what those are ._.
i just like the ones that look good.
i see, you want firepower over everything else..
It's from the 60s idk ayny more about it than that
He got it from my uncle on his birthday like 3 or 4 years aback
i want it to look cool and hi tech
and for it to be straight and accurate
and for it to be the most powerful
Google them and read on their history.
How much maryhwana have you injected bard you seem super up
there's wayyy too much...
how about i let let the gun-nuts work out all that old history stuff, so that they can focus on making fancy ones for our future?
so that we don't have to worry about all that history stuff?
Erin cheated on Yan with Scarlet
And Yan cucked
if someone I was dating cheated on me it would mess me up emotionally and I would struggle to forgive them
I guess I struggle with insomnia a little
Fucking same here
I didn't cheat, we're both allowed to play with Sara c:
you're cheating on like 4 people right now
it breaks u inside
I have a question about Sara
I don't think you're really leaving
I think you're just an attentionwhore
I was dating this girl and she kissed someone in front of me and I got really upset ._.
I'm not really into Sara for the record but I might kill her a little.
i raelly am leaving
she makes me a little horny
can i ask the question now, please? its not anything bad
I just answered to door to some guy
he showed me a TV license ID badge
I said "your implied right of access has been revoked"
he said "right okay" and left
who pays TV license 😂
Dont mix crisps with vitamin juice.
its so awful
yah yah whatever
That isn't fucking acceptable
what a piece of shit
What the fuck is a tv liscence
you should leave with me
TV licensing is what Britcucks pay so the BBC can run their shows into the ground and still stay afloat
we're supposed to pay £150 a year for having a TV, but it's been decriminalised to not pay it, so they have NO power
you revoke their implied right of access and they can't even come to your door lol
Big Brit Cucks
Freshly juiced smoothie
What up fam a Llama
lmao "TV license"
The TV license is FAIR
You cucks LOVE your doctor nerd and sherlock nerd and that show pirmeNERD
A channel devoid of commercial adverts is pre-dating adblock
BBC has adverts between shows they just advertise for the BBC
Oh but at least you get to watch your le Homes Under The Hammer uninterrupted right
Big Black Cock?
i gave up tv a few years ago tho...
Watching Dion Dublin sell houses now is what I always wanted.
how long have you been here
No. It isn't weird. It predates american and European channels that solely run on commercials nd capitalistic motives. That is why the Conservative government hate the Socialist Bastion of the BBC
You need to pay just for havin a tv?
how much is it to pay for the tv services?
With interenet who the hell even needs tv
Why would you mix those?
1.) Outright lie and literally has never happened. Only girl I ever got involved with from here was Nevada, and we're still close.
2.) How the hell did I get TP banned from here
I barely talk to him and I'm certainly not a mod
give me £150, you have to
no, pls don't come back
oh, okay ☹️
Kill yourself Kermit. No one likes you here. Go back to your alice chat you creeper.
just download the shows you want! :D
we have some kinda free BBC over here i think?
I was hungry.
Kill yourself you fucking creeper
Well I mean if ya want
I personally am for supporting the people behind shows you enjoy by purchasing them
the boxed sets or whatever
bard says youre leaving. like forever?
what did you do?
creeping on posts like this
screencapping them and making a creepy post to clarify they're totally lying about you being a creeper
sweet and salty?
brb watching game of cucks.
Happy scoot is happy.
And we paid for it. Lol.
Blood chan isn't really leaving
It's just a ploy for attention
how cool is Britain
the people come to make sure you obey the rules and pay your bills
and you say what basically equates to "FORCEFIELD"
and they can never return, like banished vampires
It works with chocolate.
Salt in Chocolate is godly.
Harry Potter was a biography.
ignore him, he's a drunk.
im enjoying funny netflix right now, and chilling.
okay... ;~; enjoy your show.
The total income from licence fees was £3.735 billion in 2014–15 of which £613.4 million or 16.4% was provided by the Government through concessions for those over the age of 75. Thus, the licence fee made up the bulk of the BBC's total income of £4.805 billion in 2014–2015.
It's fucking hilarious that the network with fucking Top Gear and Doctor Who and Sherlock still needs to fucking beg to make money
How is that even possible
You seem a little thirsty
you should get some water
Junk food much?
can't stop coughing
i have a glass of water right here next to a can of tea
we should go to bed earlier.. always up so late..
It's fine I don't get fat anyway.
Maybe a honey tea would help
Thanks for the input, Scoots. Always appreciated.
Ironically the reason why you were banned from the chat is for telling someone to kill themselves.
And yet you still blame me for everything, how cute.
Do I know you
I mean, I like TP.
I don't know how he got it in his head that I did anything to him.
THEYRE PREYING ON THE ELDERLY
seriously, who else is still paying it
OH NO A LETTER ADDRESSED TO "THE OCCUPIER" I AM TERRIFIED AND MUST PAY £150 TO END THIS PLAGUE
the occupier is not my name, I have never heard of them, into the trash it goes, and I already erected my force field so they can't come back in person
I'd like to see you ban me from here you little faggot
That's right, you don't have any imaginary power here
I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.
I questioned him about why he was including you in him being banned at all when he was banned but he just kept dodging the question and telling me to demote the person who did it
remind me to come to that chat more often sometime, it's an interesting place.
I've been considering secretly letting them run this place when I have to leave :^)
I gotta watch the tummy though, gotta feel good.
pls don't go ;~;
Yeah you're a real piece of shit
but by then hopefully we'll have foudndsomewhere else
How fitting you pick the one person who's more of a fake girl e fucking weirdo than you are
Mature responses from a rational man.
Weird, I'll try and have a talk with him if I catch him later. Maybe clarify what that was all about.
And sure thing!
I'll cover your gas here if you ever wanna square up like a man you little punk bitch
I don't know about you but I've been going to bed way too early lately and then waking up at like 2 or 3am
tonight I slept from some time before midnight and woke up at like 1am or something? I don't remember exactly.
probably 4 hours of sleep or so
I'm okay enough but I'll sleep more later if the coughing goes away
no drinks until my dad/grandma leave for work
I don't feel like talking to them in the morning, it's always "omg why are u up"
I didn't specify him, I said them
You never did tell me what you have against me and can't seem to realize when I'm being sarcastic or not(though on the internet you can't portray that all too well)
I really shouldn't be on here on my phone, less they find out. Good night
LOL GET REKT BEBOP YOU FUCKING HAMBEAST
Probably shouldn't offer to fight someone if you're not willing to go to them.
Let's you and me talk it out on the discord here soon
I am just jealous
You're really not that bad
I'm not smart when I'm hungry.
I don't have a liscense to drive sadly or I'd be here there and everywhere
Fuck all these posters are all meeting up and I'm stuck here in the fucking cornfields
No but please fuck off you cringelord
What's the worst thing you've ever done while you're hungry?
Tokai is worse when he's thirsty
Shouldn't offer to fight someone at all because this is the internet.
Hey man, you don't see me trying to get in IRL fistfights with people.
Nah you're worse
O ho ho ho
How do you figure that
ehh iunno, spending weeks worth of money on junk.
And Kermit does? I didn't think he did. Look man I don't even care but at this point but your internet tough guy shit is kind of lame when you can't back it up.
I mean I don't know I'd fight you Kermy-kun. Y-Yeah, fight, that's totally what I'd do.
Fuck all these posters are all meeting up and I'm stuck here in the fucking cornfields
Just look at yourself man
You come bitching and whining about how people you're creeping on are calling you a creep so a bunch of people who don't give the slightest fuck about you know you're not a creep
This in between being a shitty moderator for an alice chat
And then you're a lelele I'm not a retard bard you're the retard I'm not immature you're totally immature.
Like just fuck off.
I've studied fighting for most of my life
My father has been an instructor at a gym in cedar rapids teaching brazilian jiu jiutsu for the past 5 years , along with a myriad of others
I took Karate for 2 years when I lived in Omaha and Tae Kwon Do in Texas
I am more than willing to back up anything man
He could be a 6'6 200 pound nigger and kick my ass bad enough to put me in the hospital
it's not about winning or losing
Kamuu is that you
I have never met a poster irl :/
What kind of junk's caught your eye?
Can't we just get like a beer together or something
or play videogames
Whew lad, you sure are making a lot of character judgements on a dude you've never met before now.
on how people you're creeping on are calling you a creep
Not really, I was more concerned why TP thought I had wronged him. And Tsuchi isn't really one to cast any judgement.
And I didn't say anything to Bard, he just told me to kill myself as soon as I posted, then challenged me to a fist fight when I replied to him.
You have a very skewed perspective on shit dude.
But by all means, keep up the attitude.
Idk if I can beleive that
Not even anybody from the pony threads?
Look at all this cringe
I met some Twitter ponies years ago, but never chan ponies
can you sexually transmit cancer?
Depending on how alike you are with the person sexually transmitting cancer, yes.
If the body decides the cancer is foreign material (e.g. you're lewding someone who isn't your sister or identical twin or something) then the cancer will be pretty much just a weak bacterial illness that probably won't even cause a problem.
burgers, fries and stuff..
like, American breakfast basically
What were they like? I've been dreaming about meeting some posters here for the past good while
Would you do it again if you had the chance?
HEY GUYS I AM KERMIT, I HEARD BLOOD CHAN WAS A GIRL. I WANNA DATE BLOOD CHAN. SHE MUST BE CUTE. OR ELSE I WILL BAN THEM FROM THE ALICE CHAT LOLOLOLOL
ALICE GAVE ME THIS POWER SO I THINK I AM AWESOME.
BUT I AM REALLY A LAME VAPID SHIT - kermit
nice troll fam high five
Perhaps one day
four long years how about you?
Yes, my four years are up
bullshit "technical error", I would put money on it being "some worthless homophobic asshole"
whats an alicefaf?
oops + img
I posted in my first Cjerk thread on /b/ sometime in october 2010
i have heard you are older than me though
much much older
fat awkward autists
I quit posting with Twitter ponies soon after
Delicious.. but gross.
im 14, bard
where are you hearing this from?
Honestly kind of want to see you fucking body Bard now.
Scoots, this is pathetic, even for you.
Well it's no problem when I'm fed.
Just as it would seem eh
There are some pretty bad dudes here thats for sure
by bad I mean rad
there is literally 0 way you started posting when you were 10
You are so full of crap right now
Not this again...
lmao why is kermit posting here when nobody even likes him
when you wanted to make a cookie but didnt realize you were reading recipe for chili
im a genius
yeah, I have doubt meeting chan people would be much better than meeting Twitter prudes.
ehh i dont understand
i love chili
you're psychotic af
I love you
but I hate you
don't go ;~;
where did manaka go?
I'm 17 you cuck
And I love you too...
I have tooooo
This place is cancerrrrrr
really not too much difference there I would think
I unno I guess the different sites would have a different backbone mentality
why is shake to undo a thing on iPhone
what can you do that might need to be undone that won't be undone by a few taps on backspace
Oh hey Ika, that you?
Long time no see
can i ask you a question about sara now?
yea i made that up
i'd be surprised if you understood all that
Woah now I'm not a cuck
I am actually so emotionally perturbed that I'm unable to hold any kind of relationship with anybody
I am the opposite of a cuck
well, 4chan has the ironic ponies, the Twitter ones are passionately serious
where are you running away to? :(
literally kill yourself
shut up you horrid little sociopath
And here I thought you forgave me for that.
Thanks for the input
Ofc I understood I'm not a retard
you're an alpha?
I don't know just far away from here
You should leave too because this place is no good for you
You know I'm not a sociopath. Stop trolling
Just curious why can't you get a bus if you wanna fight Kermit that bad? Sounds more like you're too pussy but want to make it look like he pussed out instead.
kermit is creepin hard
No I don't involve myself in romantic or sexual matters at all
i guess i got off the scale or landed in the middle
nobody likes you kermit
nobody ever liked you
you're a fucking bipolar loser like garEE
KERMIT KILL YOURSELF
if you're going to bring that attitude maybe you should get a name and try your might instead
Sounds like you've got bigger balls than he does
don't leave me! </3
betraying someone's trust (multiple times) is unforgivable
-hugs- you just haven't fallen in love yet. you need to get out there and meet more people
I don't really know kermit but I'll fight him if he wants I guess
he will lose teeth tho, foreign people tend to avoid fighting in Scotland because they like their teeth.
i really hope so man
I haven't felt anything in so long
erin fight me
loser has to buy the winner ice cream
ehhh that's not what i mean,
If you're too lazy to get the bus then you'd be far too lazy to find your way to Scotland, so I'll pass.
I find it terribly funny to imagine you all beating up the actual kermit the frog sockpuppet
no because your a juicer
like being from Scotland I can rek your average American
but ur not average ur huge
Oh it's Enth
the alicefag blackup
I'm not that big, I just have well developed trapezius (traps).
Yeah, you know me
I'm a lazy one
you'll replace me with your video games, it's okay
i'm not a man
Is there anyone you're interested in now?
What's wrong with Alicefafs anyway?
Is creep the hot new meme
Not really, I just graduated from uni, I'm feeling pretty good about myself actually.
Bard, I'm not afraid of you.
I'm literally just laughing at how fucking stupid you are for trying to organize an IRL fight with me over a perceived slight that you only have yourself to blame for.
I'm not nearly internet tough guy enough to hook on to the bait.
You say it's not about winning or losing but it's obviously also not about showing up either.
In Libya a home was considered a natural human right
Education and medical treatment were all free
Electricity was free
When a Libyan woman gave birth she was given 5000 (US dollars)
Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project
It was free to start a farming business
Libya had It’s own state bank with zero percent interest by law
come back someday... ;~;
Kermit VS Bard
Place your bets.
if I head butted you in the face, smashed your nose and embedded some of your teeth in my face, would you be too shocked to hit back for a second?
that is where the Scottish might comes from, the fearless headbutt
if that doesn't work we're just regular people really
I was in the area, and I love seeing me an internet tough guy.
gonna be ez because Kermit doesn't have a spine
who are you betting on
Kermit is creepy as heck.
i dont know
they are insomniacs? they dont eat meals regularly? have unhealthy obsession over one person?
well that's implying I'll let you headbutt me now that I know you will. baka
I'll forget this place in a month lmao
I don't know... Bard has been working out a lot and Kermit is a pretty big guy
kermit is just fat
or I could punch you in the throat and you wouldn't be able to breath
like there are a few Scottish tricks, and Scottish people know them all but infighting still seems to work
tends to be pretty even though
Why do they have that obsession?
The offer will stay on the table
Maybe some day you'll be able to see that you're really not some Godlike person standing above those lesser than you
You're no better than any of the rest of us in this shithole
Yet you constantly try to maintain the illusion that you have done nothing wrong, andare worthy of praise and respect of everybody
When anybody challenges your viewpoints on anything, you bring any method you can to oppose them, without being able to accept any opposition to your viewpoints
I've tried using words, talking things out
I've even tried asking for help
But in the end I wasn't able to achieve anything
So From now until you and I die
The offer is on the table
Maybe speak to me when you're not anonymous and I'll give your words some weight
Give me your email
If I go to visit one of my brit bong friends or find myself on the other side of the great ocean I will drop you a line
I always love a good chance to learn
this is all ,again, assuming I'd let you now that I know.
Luka you should leave too...
Not even me?
We don't have time for you Grim
ASSUMMING YOU COULD STOP ME M8
oh come on now you're just being cruel
we did lists of top 5 favourite posters yesterday
I put you as my #5
So never, huh?
ERIN, I CAN DEADLIFT 405 FOR REPS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FORCE I CAN PRODUCE?
That breaks my heart
Yeah you're right, you never had feels for me
i have some theories but they are all just as good as wild guesses
All Alicefags are untrustworthy....
I'm trustworthy, bloodchan~!
yessssss pot guy text back
"aye np lady"
courteous and illegal, I love this dude
Bard does 500 push ups a day!
kek, nah but forreal stopping you would be like throwing a branch in the air.
i've only lived about 1/4th of my life so far
I still have another 3 of those ahead of me and honestly I can't tell where I'll go in that time
I'm not going to scrounge up probably more than 300 bucks to go to a country I've never been to to find somebody I don't even have an issue with because of a principle
You're a fool and are simply being antagonistic
With all the time spent in my life
there is a good chance I will leave America and ind my ay across the ocean
I can't say where
but if I cross that ocean and I have a way to reach you
I wouldn't hesitate to
So give me your email a I will keep you up to date
I wasn't under the impression that you had ever seen me.
I don't see myself as some godlike person, just someone that isn't as fucking stupid or as pathetic as you are.
You are literally trying to fight a guy over the internet. Over something that you were personally responsible for, but have decided to scapegoat on me for some reason.
May I hear one of your theories, please?
I'm Ema now
don't run away
Hold the door ;~;
ema what the fuck is your question
Is Holla Forums still rip?
Oh! I guess not!