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Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

You have been banned from /monster/ for the following reason:
spam shitposting. please vote for trump.
Your ban was filed on Wednesday 4 May, 2016 and will not expire.
Your IP address is 127.0.0.1.
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Violated Hero 05/04/16 (Wed) 01:34:39 d0bb50 No.174138[Reply]
grand-parents are Euros, they inmigrate to Chile
4 of my family members have went to white countries
i have the chance of going to the UK or Spain
i want to return to the Ancestral Homeland,but please give me advice.
im red-pilled(almost green-pilled) ,but how do i avoid the ZOG goverment?
I want to settle in a semi-rural town.
are rapefugee invasions a very real problem?
can I join any white nat. groups even trough i was born off-shores?
You may appeal this ban. Please enter your reasoning below.
oh HELL NO
I'm not a furfag u little bitch
unban me this instant BOYYO
not-furfags have the right to equality and free speech
I deserve mod privelages
There was no anthropomorphic animals, so you don't have the legal right to ban me!
If you deny this appeal, I will call you out on your BS, rulecuck!
ONLY FURRIES DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH U LITTLE NIGGER but Im a fuckboy what do I know anime

All urls found in this thread:
https://soundcloud.com/erinsteph/sets/1-1
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289027
Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

vote 4 trump

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

what

James Baker
James Baker

I miss nymf tho

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

No, you can't blame the Right for the Left, or the Left for the Right.

More than anyone, I am familiar with the idiocy on both sides.
How feminists and SJWs inoculate themselves against contradictory ideas, too.

I have noticed how both sides approach situations, though.
The dichotomy is described like a horse shoe.

The far-left and the far-right end up looking the same
both are sexist
both are racist
both want to take away rights
both want to censor
both hate the other side

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

Karma karma karma karma
karma chameleon

He was a real jerk

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

Bangladesh
I assume it's just one of those people that just posts on random boards as spam.

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

-sits down with his pear and yawns-

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

this is exactly what i was saying
far right and far left are closer ideologically than the center

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

But he was my jerkouhai

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

bruh

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

Holla Forums's fucking weird
I heard it was about to shit itself and close down

Daniel James
Daniel James

sonata can I get some tea

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

QUIT ARGUING AND FLIRT WITH ME!!!!!!!!

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

I've only got one nug left until my guys get rid of this half O and I can roll onto my next 3gs

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

why this nigga dick in her armpit

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

Why are you yawning at me?

I honestly wouldn't be surprised but most of the doom and gloom speeches about it are just people that like to yell the sky is falling for...some reason.

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

The Carmen Sandiego cartoon makes me fucking cringe
But Carmen was a bad bitch

this would be a cool image to shoop a MAGA hat on to

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

He couldn't get a hole and is just that desperate.

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

Something about ownership being transferred to some shmuck who doesn't know anything about imageboards

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

why are you wering my socks?

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

SHE HAS A FREE HOLE

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

damn bard

Jose Smith
Jose Smith

I'm so embarrassed

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

the fuck is this
this is gay

awww man i loved carmen san diego

John Wood
John Wood

Fuck if I know.
I thought that was 4chan.

I meant couldn't get a hole as in "in the gangbang but even the slut doesn't want him".

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

Well, there too.
4chan has a Quests board now. Who the fuck asked for that

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Just rename that "average Trump supporter.jpg" and really wouldn't be too far off.

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

That would be so fucking embarrassing
being in a gangbang and going to dick this slut getting like 3 cocks in her andd her being like
haha
nah
you can stick it under my arm or something

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

I remember those threads
sort of like dungeouns and dragons but the op is the dm

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

Armpit fetish is a thing that exists

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

I legitimately regret looking what this was.

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

\^_^/ -hurries into the kitchen where much clanking of glass and frantic squeaking can be heard before emerging with your tea- ^_^

-looks embarrassed and squeaks an apology for forgetting to cover his mouth- o////o

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

there was some cunt on /lewd/ that would talk about how much he wanted to lick his e-bfs armpit
was so gross mate

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

that is deeply depressing

is that real
or does it only exist in degenerate 2d shit

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

Gonna roll you up and smoke you

That's probably Date

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

So is flirting with me, bae.

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

It was this fag probably

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

Tell me more.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

sonata have you ever thought about your ancestors who fought and died for you to be here looking down on you watching you type this kind of roleplay and emoticons, locked in your room, in front of a computer?

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

I can just imagine it being some gross bitch who is even too lazy to shave her underarms daily so it's literally some sad schmuck rubbing his dick against stubble.
Truly rock bottom for that guy.

I am so confused.

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

yuh
it was date

So?
fucking you is LITERALLY the gayest thing i'd ever do.
i'd go gay as hell for you bae

thats so sad mate

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

-looks confused for a minute but smiles brightly as he thinks he understands what you mean, then holds a strawberry up to you ^_^

:3

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

Why the fuck does every nigga want to talk to me about armpits

degenerate perverts and lewdsters
You are the scum of the Earth who suck toes and lick tummies

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

Alexander Perez
Alexander Perez

Seek psychiatric help.

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

What if I wanted to put something in your butt?

Something fun. Probably a vibrating bullet.

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

He had decent taste in pajamas tbh

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

fleece

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

probs if i liked you enough tee bee ache

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

S-sometimes I dream of being a table for master to serve a full course dinner on

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

I would lick some tummies tbh
I dunnO About no armpits or toes
thats fuckin weird

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

Nice.

William Howard
William Howard

-sits beside you-

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

you will never be Insider's Wastelander and shove copious amounts of amphetamines up Insider's ass while cucking him for a girl

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

I am not a psychiatrist.
And I'm in a swivel arm chair. There is no "beside" to sit.

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

we all know how much you love amphetamines tsuchi

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

thank you

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

-sits on the floor beside you- :<

-gives you a plate with candied cherries too!-

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

You better cook the food too.

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

And I thought you didn't know how to have fun.

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

you will never play Bloodborne

Joseph James
Joseph James

is your day okay
it is late here

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

Gib steam
or whatever you have

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

The floor is lava.

Only only blue moons.

Aiden King
Aiden King

-ly

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

tfw i lost my plain doll folder when my computer broke

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

How to be loli

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

GO TO SLEEP

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

Ingest literal gallons of semen.

Chase Hernandez
Chase Hernandez

This song was in the OP of the first thread I ever posted in of this community

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

I think i'm starting to not be sick anymore.

today is going well

Dominic Collins
Dominic Collins

Where do I get such copious amounts of semen?

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

Tokai.

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

Fortune.

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

Angel.

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

good list tsuchi

James Martin
James Martin

angel doesn't cum.

I would know

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

Noted.

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

-scrambles up the back of your chair and clings to your head- @_@

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

Have you been stuck working this whole time???

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

It was probably cold

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

No I got like a week and a half off.

John Bennett
John Bennett

It's literally any Dutch poster I could think of.

He's comfortably a dude and has a dick so yeah, pretty sure he does.

glhf

You will break my neck. It cannot support such weight.

Fleece is for like old people whose poor circulation means that have to wear goddamn pants in their own house in the winter.

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

*pet*

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

I have fucked angel and many lther posters....

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

I can't eat anything. Haven't had actual food since yesterday afternoon

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

-squeaks fearfully, isn't climbing back down until the lava is gone- ;_;

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

D: -tries to put cherries in your mouth-

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

no....I can't eat right now

I'm sick and my stomach is killing me

Landon Young
Landon Young

He's talking about the other Angel who actually posted here for years and lives in the place with all the pot cafes

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

What?

I'm sure you flew to the Netherlands for that.

Whoa. No homo, bro.

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

now you're just being a big bag of LAZY

still I hope you don't get pneumonia
do you still feel sick in the tummy or maybe a feverish ?

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

He's talking about some generic trap he picked up on like /lewd/ or something

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

nah I fucked a girl named angel, sorry for lyiing and being homosexual.

ruining my meme

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

I had I once already and it was pretty not fun.

I think I did almost get it again

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

Gross.

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

and it was an actual 26 yr old good looking female

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

I'm a bitter jealous old man
what do you expect

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

What did ift feel like?
Last time I got sick not including last night I had alot of tummmy issues
alot of cramping feeling and sweats and vomiting x:

I hope it goes way soon
I HATE THE FEELING OF BEING SICK so much

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

;_; -gives you peppermint tea-

-is terrified of lava...tends to burn up when put in lava- ;_;

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

I was like 13 or something so I can't exactly remember what it felt like.

I am pretty much better now though

William Thompson
William Thompson

You don't get sick much hmm?
I bet your immune system is so strong...
I wonder what it would feel like to be in your bloodstream......x ///////x

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

No homo, bro.
I don't want e-blowjobs.

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

-doesn't want to burn in lava-

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

SONATA LOOK OUT
THE LAVA IS RISING

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

-cries and climbs up ontop of the china cupboard-

Henry James
Henry James

I'm fine
I don't need to talk to anybody, shit
If anything
they should want to talk to me

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

Yes... the fire rises

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

Don't leave me alone guys
it's maddening

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

You listen to old rock music?

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

-squeaks at you from atop the china cabinet-

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

i listen to ur mums moans

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

what are you up to tonight sonata?

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

Sure wish there were people here

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

I'm here I guess

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

-is trying not to fall in the lava- ;_;

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

whats your day looking like?

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

My sleep pattern is completely fucked up and I'm trying to fix it but I can't

so I'm here until I fall asleep

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

What kind of schedule are yoyu usually on?
You tried the 24 hour thing yet to reset?

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

Past few days I've been going to bed around 4am and waking up at like 2:30-3pm

The thing is I used to only use my bed for sleep, lately I've been using my laptop in bed for a few hours beforehand, I think that's fucked me up now

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

You tried the 24 hour thing yet to reset?
You mean just pulling an all nighter and forcing it? Thinking about doing it right now

Zachary King
Zachary King

im sleepy =w=

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

hahaha
if thats not the most fucking relatable schedule

I hope you can get out of it dude

Hell yeah
that aalways works for me
If I can get one day of a different schedule everything usually falls into place after that

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

Well I'm staying up whether I doze off or not, gonna get out of bed at 9am and just rough it until I pass out at night.

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Really want snacks

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

Enjoy your dreams when you find your way there mate

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

-reaches down from atop the china cabinet and gives you a chocolate donut-

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

thx

thx

Joseph Diaz
Joseph Diaz

sonata let's ERP

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

^.^

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

I like good pussy and I like good trees
smoke so much weed you wouldn't beleive and I get more ass than a toilet seat

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

...

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

It me
me atm

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

oi

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

oh that was 2hours ago
this place is slow af right now huh
rip

i don't have enough hands to hold all of my guns anymore and not enough straps to have them all on me unless i go for my ankles or get shoulder holsters
HELP

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

I wish I had a qt bassist gf to slap me like that

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

or singer to hum on the dick.

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

ayyyyyy
dude they're actually p good

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

THESE LATE NIGHT EXISTENTIAL CRISES

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

pew pew

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

lol
3 pistols?

why?

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

hello Mr. Nocturnal

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

i want more than 3 lol
2 are in .45 and the other is .40

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

you just want every gun dont chu~
:3

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

I thought I was out of bud
but I looked in a stash spot
and found some
Thank you, higher power/'

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

if the world is different place and everyone must own one gun of their choice, what would you pick?

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

lol pls
not EVERY gun just a lot

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

I got sent some photos of my dad, his partner, and her daughter for my birthday, they're beautiful

they go to New York really regularly cause the daughter is a multi millionaire and lives there and is always flying them out

I think, I'm gonna mention that I'm an ordained minister with the universal life church and am legal to perform marriages in America, and see if they want me to fly out with them and marry them, so I can call Margaret and Lena my mother and sister in law and make life easier, lol

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

mornin there missus

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

Morning bardo, how we doing? c:

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

I am so thankful
Found me enough bud for myself and my best friend when he gets off work so I am very glad

Got a scrape on my arm from work
not bad at all like hardly even noticeable but it kinda burns and is annoying
not able to sleep, I woke up pretty late this morning

How is your day going then? : )

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

BUD

I totally forgot that existed AND I can afford some AND I have a guy who comes and drops it off so I don't have to go anywhere

thanks for reminding me ^^

pretty great, sounds like yours is the same? c:

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

*giggle*
no, we shouldn't fuck with Casper, his screws are loose

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

oh, well, scraping and insomnia aside

I once scraped my arm

Juan Price
Juan Price

ironically I am medicated both for intentional arm scraping and insomnia, but pot works better for both

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

I've got the rumblies in my tummy and Im feeling hella isolated but
It is good

Any big plans for the day?

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

I lol'd

Namaste mr casper how are ya

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

oh my :x

um, now I'm thinking I get some pot

I think you made my plans for me

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

sertraline and zopiclone < cannabis

it's actually astounding how much resistance to medical pot there is, it fixes fucking everything

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

Loving it
any music to reccomend this morning?

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

I bow down and humbly bow down to the true you. The true you that's inside this body. The true essence of your atman, your true self. I bow down and I honor that. And as I look at you, I see that true you through your eyes into your soul and I let you see me. It's NAMASTE

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

my morning ritual playlist

https://soundcloud.com/erinsteph/sets/1-1

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

For real
It's almost sickening
It helps me sleep
gives me an appetite
Makes me able to socialize and takes away most of my constant nagging anxiety
It has made me countless friends and money
Weed is proiobably the best thing in my life next to music, as pitiful as that sounds

How does it help you out? :3

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

Hmm... some kinda tele portal gun? :3

lol

Daww~ *pets gently*

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

literally everything you said plus makes it impossible to feel unhappy :o

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

anything but limited to current available selections of weapons you can buy at gun stores.

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

I'm glad it's a mutual feeling
You are a real treat yknow?
Any plans for theday?

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

a hi tech sniper gun!? :D

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

pick a model

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

everybody linking bangers today

its gonna bea good day

William Lewis
William Lewis

Neet around, gonna smoke some hash and maybe go out to paint the town tinight
Duno, home alone, someone should come over

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

that playlist is only the best bangers for mashing out to in the morning

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

How do ya do your hash?
I've heard of that but
I dunno I dont think I've ever had any cross my path

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

I buy it, but it's the maroccan(arabic) style hash, not the finger ahsh you make after harvest

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

That's one way to start the day jaja

I find the time of day to change drastically what I listen to
Early mornings usually Swing more into Garage and Chillout while the House anthes usually kick in around noonish

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

Have a specific piece for it or can ya just toss in a bowl and spark up?

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

not listening to psytrance 24/7
shameful

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

I hate smoking in pipes and pieces, i will almost always roll a spliff, unless i'm out of papers
At those times i usually knock on my neighbours door to get papers

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

idk which pistol i wanna get or which will be my daily carry
ahhh

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

hmm...

i googled a bunch

is a Barrett
a good one?

Julian Foster
Julian Foster

ah my my
not even a fan of some glass water filtration?

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

iunno, which one?

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

Not a fan, but i don't turn down a bonghit, i just would never put my smoke in a bong

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

the Barret one?

or uh... umm a custom one with this fancy auto aim thingy on it?

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

yeaa i think barret has several models, pick one exact model!

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

82A1

i think this looks the most like a sniper rifle!
:D

James Perry
James Perry

All this cutesy talk about purchasing sniper rifles

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

imma sniper! in d&d

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

ahh the anti-materiel one? that one is huge!

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

maybe i'll try the newer and improved M107A1
That is a more powerful version of the same gun right!?
huge sniping power!

John Robinson
John Robinson

I want a Mosin Nagant with a PU Scope, bipod, and muzzle break.

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

somebody put a bullet in my head pls

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

Luka, Nezi wants you to shoot him with your sniper rifle.

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

why an old wooden gun?

pew pew >_< *cah-chink loading noises*

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

Get out, don't ever ask me that, get out.

Austin Moore
Austin Moore

My father has a Nugget

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

why...?
what makes that old wooden one soo good?

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

Ioco kind of makes me want to throw up sometimes but he's still oddly charming.

It's a fucking CLASSIC Luka, like the Springfield, for fuck's sake m8
A chicken one?

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

never learned about guns...
i don't even know what those are ._.

i just like the ones that look good.

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

i see, you want firepower over everything else..

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

It's from the 60s idk ayny more about it than that
He got it from my uncle on his birthday like 3 or 4 years aback

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

i want it to look cool and hi tech
and for it to be straight and accurate
and for it to be the most powerful

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

Google them and read on their history.
How much maryhwana have you injected bard you seem super up

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

there's wayyy too much...
how about i let let the gun-nuts work out all that old history stuff, so that they can focus on making fancy ones for our future?
so that we don't have to worry about all that history stuff?

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

Erin cheated on Yan with Scarlet

And Yan cucked

kek

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

if someone I was dating cheated on me it would mess me up emotionally and I would struggle to forgive them

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

I guess I struggle with insomnia a little

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

Fucking same here

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

I didn't cheat, we're both allowed to play with Sara c:

David Cruz
David Cruz

Same

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

you're cheating on like 4 people right now

it breaks u inside

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

thats hot

I have a question about Sara

hehe <3

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

I don't think you're really leaving
I think you're just an attentionwhore

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

I was dating this girl and she kissed someone in front of me and I got really upset ._.

-hugs-

Ian White
Ian White

I'm not really into Sara for the record but I might kill her a little.

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

i raelly am leaving

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

she makes me a little horny

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

can i ask the question now, please? its not anything bad

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

HAHAHAHAH

I just answered to door to some guy

he showed me a TV license ID badge

I said "your implied right of access has been revoked"

he said "right okay" and left

LOL

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

who pays TV license 😂

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Dont mix crisps with vitamin juice.

its so awful

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

yah yah whatever

That isn't fucking acceptable
what a piece of shit

What the fuck is a tv liscence

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

you should leave with me

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

TV licensing is what Britcucks pay so the BBC can run their shows into the ground and still stay afloat

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

we're supposed to pay £150 a year for having a TV, but it's been decriminalised to not pay it, so they have NO power

you revoke their implied right of access and they can't even come to your door lol

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

Big Brit Cucks

Colton Price
Colton Price

Painkillers
Freshly juiced smoothie

What up fam a Llama

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

lmao "TV license"

:3

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

The TV license is FAIR
You cucks LOVE your doctor nerd and sherlock nerd and that show pirmeNERD

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

A channel devoid of commercial adverts is pre-dating adblock

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

BBC has adverts between shows they just advertise for the BBC

Oh but at least you get to watch your le Homes Under The Hammer uninterrupted right

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

Big Black Cock?

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

sounds weird...
._.
i gave up tv a few years ago tho...

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

Watching Dion Dublin sell houses now is what I always wanted.

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

hm?

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

how long have you been here

John Gutierrez
John Gutierrez

No. It isn't weird. It predates american and European channels that solely run on commercials nd capitalistic motives. That is why the Conservative government hate the Socialist Bastion of the BBC

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

You need to pay just for havin a tv?

how much is it to pay for the tv services?

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

Same here
With interenet who the hell even needs tv

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

Why would you mix those?

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

1.) Outright lie and literally has never happened. Only girl I ever got involved with from here was Nevada, and we're still close.

2.) How the hell did I get TP banned from here
I barely talk to him and I'm certainly not a mod

-Kermit

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

give me £150, you have to

no, pls don't come back

oh, okay ☹️

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

Kill yourself Kermit. No one likes you here. Go back to your alice chat you creeper.

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

just download the shows you want! :D

we have some kinda free BBC over here i think?

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

I was hungry.

and thirsty.

Adam Edwards
Adam Edwards

Kill yourself you fucking creeper

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

Well I mean if ya want
I personally am for supporting the people behind shows you enjoy by purchasing them
the boxed sets or whatever

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

;~;
bard says youre leaving. like forever?

what did you do?

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

creeping on posts like this
screencapping them and making a creepy post to clarify they're totally lying about you being a creeper

Lol

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

sweet and salty?

John Hall
John Hall

brb watching game of cucks.

Happy scoot is happy.

also

http://www.strawpoll.me/10289027

And we paid for it. Lol.

Oliver White
Oliver White

Blood chan isn't really leaving
It's just a ploy for attention

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

how cool is Britain

the people come to make sure you obey the rules and pay your bills

and you say what basically equates to "FORCEFIELD"

and they can never return, like banished vampires

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

It works with chocolate.
Salt in Chocolate is godly.

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

Harry Potter was a biography.

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

ignore him, he's a drunk.

1032377shhhh

Jace King
Jace King

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

im enjoying funny netflix right now, and chilling.

okay... ;~; enjoy your show.

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

The total income from licence fees was £3.735 billion in 2014–15 of which £613.4 million or 16.4% was provided by the Government through concessions for those over the age of 75. Thus, the licence fee made up the bulk of the BBC's total income of £4.805 billion in 2014–2015.

It's fucking hilarious that the network with fucking Top Gear and Doctor Who and Sherlock still needs to fucking beg to make money

How is that even possible

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

You seem a little thirsty
you should get some water

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

Junk food much?

Robert Young
Robert Young

can't stop coughing

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

i have a glass of water right here next to a can of tea

we should go to bed earlier.. always up so late..

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

It's fine I don't get fat anyway.

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

Maybe a honey tea would help

James Wood
James Wood

Stay squishy.

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

Thanks for the input, Scoots. Always appreciated.
Ironically the reason why you were banned from the chat is for telling someone to kill themselves.
And yet you still blame me for everything, how cute.

Do I know you

I mean, I like TP.
I don't know how he got it in his head that I did anything to him.

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

THEYRE PREYING ON THE ELDERLY

seriously, who else is still paying it

OH NO A LETTER ADDRESSED TO "THE OCCUPIER" I AM TERRIFIED AND MUST PAY £150 TO END THIS PLAGUE

the occupier is not my name, I have never heard of them, into the trash it goes, and I already erected my force field so they can't come back in person

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

I'd like to see you ban me from here you little faggot

David Ward
David Ward

That's right, you don't have any imaginary power here

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.

I questioned him about why he was including you in him being banned at all when he was banned but he just kept dodging the question and telling me to demote the person who did it
remind me to come to that chat more often sometime, it's an interesting place.
goodnight

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

I've been considering secretly letting them run this place when I have to leave :^)

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

Of course!
I gotta watch the tummy though, gotta feel good.

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

pls don't go ;~;

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

Yeah you're a real piece of shit
but by then hopefully we'll have foudndsomewhere else
How fitting you pick the one person who's more of a fake girl e fucking weirdo than you are

William Peterson
William Peterson

Mature responses from a rational man.

Weird, I'll try and have a talk with him if I catch him later. Maybe clarify what that was all about.

And sure thing!

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

I'll cover your gas here if you ever wanna square up like a man you little punk bitch

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

I don't know about you but I've been going to bed way too early lately and then waking up at like 2 or 3am

tonight I slept from some time before midnight and woke up at like 1am or something? I don't remember exactly.

probably 4 hours of sleep or so
I'm okay enough but I'll sleep more later if the coughing goes away

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

no drinks until my dad/grandma leave for work

I don't feel like talking to them in the morning, it's always "omg why are u up"

John Collins
John Collins

I didn't specify him, I said them
You never did tell me what you have against me and can't seem to realize when I'm being sarcastic or not(though on the internet you can't portray that all too well)
I really shouldn't be on here on my phone, less they find out. Good night

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

Eat smart.

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

LOL GET REKT BEBOP YOU FUCKING HAMBEAST

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

Probably shouldn't offer to fight someone if you're not willing to go to them.

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

Let's you and me talk it out on the discord here soon
I am just jealous
You're really not that bad
nighty night

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

I'm not smart when I'm hungry.

John Carter
John Carter

I don't have a liscense to drive sadly or I'd be here there and everywhere
Fuck all these posters are all meeting up and I'm stuck here in the fucking cornfields

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

No but please fuck off you cringelord

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

What's the worst thing you've ever done while you're hungry?

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

Tokai is worse when he's thirsty

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

aahahahahahah

Shouldn't offer to fight someone at all because this is the internet.

cringelord
Hey man, you don't see me trying to get in IRL fistfights with people.

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

Nah you're worse

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

O ho ho ho

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

How do you figure that

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

ehh iunno, spending weeks worth of money on junk.

ugh

Jack Myers
Jack Myers

And Kermit does? I didn't think he did. Look man I don't even care but at this point but your internet tough guy shit is kind of lame when you can't back it up.

I mean I don't know I'd fight you Kermy-kun. Y-Yeah, fight, that's totally what I'd do.

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

Fuck all these posters are all meeting up and I'm stuck here in the fucking cornfields

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

Just look at yourself man

You come bitching and whining about how people you're creeping on are calling you a creep so a bunch of people who don't give the slightest fuck about you know you're not a creep

This in between being a shitty moderator for an alice chat

And then you're a lelele I'm not a retard bard you're the retard I'm not immature you're totally immature.

Like just fuck off.

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

I've studied fighting for most of my life
My father has been an instructor at a gym in cedar rapids teaching brazilian jiu jiutsu for the past 5 years , along with a myriad of others
I took Karate for 2 years when I lived in Omaha and Tae Kwon Do in Texas

I am more than willing to back up anything man
He could be a 6'6 200 pound nigger and kick my ass bad enough to put me in the hospital
it's not about winning or losing

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

[citation needed]

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

Kamuu is that you

Connor Young
Connor Young

I have never met a poster irl :/

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

What kind of junk's caught your eye?

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

Can't we just get like a beer together or something
or play videogames
or both.

Whew lad, you sure are making a lot of character judgements on a dude you've never met before now.

on how people you're creeping on are calling you a creep

Not really, I was more concerned why TP thought I had wronged him. And Tsuchi isn't really one to cast any judgement.

And I didn't say anything to Bard, he just told me to kill myself as soon as I posted, then challenged me to a fist fight when I replied to him.

You have a very skewed perspective on shit dude.

But by all means, keep up the attitude.

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

Idk if I can beleive that
Not even anybody from the pony threads?

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

Look at all this cringe

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

nope

I met some Twitter ponies years ago, but never chan ponies

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

If only.

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

can you sexually transmit cancer?

Depending on how alike you are with the person sexually transmitting cancer, yes.

If the body decides the cancer is foreign material (e.g. you're lewding someone who isn't your sister or identical twin or something) then the cancer will be pretty much just a weak bacterial illness that probably won't even cause a problem.

-kamuu

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

burgers, fries and stuff..
like, American breakfast basically

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

What were they like? I've been dreaming about meeting some posters here for the past good while

Would you do it again if you had the chance?

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

HEY GUYS I AM KERMIT, I HEARD BLOOD CHAN WAS A GIRL. I WANNA DATE BLOOD CHAN. SHE MUST BE CUTE. OR ELSE I WILL BAN THEM FROM THE ALICE CHAT LOLOLOLOL

ALICE GAVE ME THIS POWER SO I THINK I AM AWESOME.

BUT I AM REALLY A LAME VAPID SHIT - kermit

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

nice troll fam high five
Perhaps one day

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

four long years how about you?

Yes, my four years are up

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

bullshit "technical error", I would put money on it being "some worthless homophobic asshole"

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

whats an alicefaf?

Michael Price
Michael Price

oops + img

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

I posted in my first Cjerk thread on /b/ sometime in october 2010
i have heard you are older than me though
much much older

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

fat awkward autists

I quit posting with Twitter ponies soon after

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

Delicious.. but gross.

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

im 14, bard

where are you hearing this from?

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

Honestly kind of want to see you fucking body Bard now.

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

Scoots, this is pathetic, even for you.

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

Well it's no problem when I'm fed.

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

Just as it would seem eh
There are some pretty bad dudes here thats for sure

by bad I mean rad

there is literally 0 way you started posting when you were 10
You are so full of crap right now

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

im 14
Not this again...

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

lmao why is kermit posting here when nobody even likes him

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

when you wanted to make a cookie but didnt realize you were reading recipe for chili

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

im a genius

hehe <3

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

yeah, I have doubt meeting chan people would be much better than meeting Twitter prudes.

Colton White
Colton White

no doubt*

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

ehh i dont understand

i love chili

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

you're psychotic af
But
I love you
but I hate you

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

*hugs*
don't go ;~;

where did manaka go?

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

I'm 17 you cuck

And I love you too...

I have tooooo

This place is cancerrrrrr

Noah Green
Noah Green

really not too much difference there I would think
I unno I guess the different sites would have a different backbone mentality

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

why is shake to undo a thing on iPhone

what can you do that might need to be undone that won't be undone by a few taps on backspace

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

Oh hey Ika, that you?
Long time no see

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

can i ask you a question about sara now?

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

yea i made that up

i'd be surprised if you understood all that

secret~

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

Woah now I'm not a cuck
I am actually so emotionally perturbed that I'm unable to hold any kind of relationship with anybody
I am the opposite of a cuck

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

well, 4chan has the ironic ponies, the Twitter ones are passionately serious

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

where are you running away to? :(

John Carter
John Carter

untrustworthy

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

literally kill yourself

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

shut up you horrid little sociopath

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

meow~

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

And here I thought you forgave me for that.
Thanks for the input

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

Ofc I understood I'm not a retard

you're an alpha?

I don't know just far away from here

You should leave too because this place is no good for you

You know I'm not a sociopath. Stop trolling

James Smith
James Smith

Just curious why can't you get a bus if you wanna fight Kermit that bad? Sounds more like you're too pussy but want to make it look like he pussed out instead.

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

kermit is creepin hard

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

No I don't involve myself in romantic or sexual matters at all
i guess i got off the scale or landed in the middle

Kayden Lopez
Kayden Lopez

nobody likes you kermit

nobody ever liked you

you're a fucking bipolar loser like garEE

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

KKY

KERMIT KILL YOURSELF

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

if you're going to bring that attitude maybe you should get a name and try your might instead
Sounds like you've got bigger balls than he does

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

don't leave me! </3

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

betraying someone's trust (multiple times) is unforgivable

-hugs- you just haven't fallen in love yet. you need to get out there and meet more people

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

I don't really know kermit but I'll fight him if he wants I guess

he will lose teeth tho, foreign people tend to avoid fighting in Scotland because they like their teeth.

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

i really hope so man
I haven't felt anything in so long

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

erin fight me

loser has to buy the winner ice cream

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

ehhh that's not what i mean,
forget it

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

If you're too lazy to get the bus then you'd be far too lazy to find your way to Scotland, so I'll pass.

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

I find it terribly funny to imagine you all beating up the actual kermit the frog sockpuppet

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

no because your a juicer

like being from Scotland I can rek your average American

but ur not average ur huge

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

Oh it's Enth

the alicefag blackup

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

I'm not that big, I just have well developed trapezius (traps).

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

Yeah, you know me
I'm a lazy one

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

you'll replace me with your video games, it's okay

i'm not a man
Is there anyone you're interested in now?

What's wrong with Alicefafs anyway?

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

how so?
Is creep the hot new meme

Not really, I just graduated from uni, I'm feeling pretty good about myself actually.

Bard, I'm not afraid of you.
I'm literally just laughing at how fucking stupid you are for trying to organize an IRL fight with me over a perceived slight that you only have yourself to blame for.

I'm not nearly internet tough guy enough to hook on to the bait.

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

You say it's not about winning or losing but it's obviously also not about showing up either.

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

In Libya a home was considered a natural human right
Education and medical treatment were all free
Electricity was free
When a Libyan woman gave birth she was given 5000 (US dollars)
Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project
It was free to start a farming business
Libya had It’s own state bank with zero percent interest by law

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

come back someday... ;~;

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

Kermit VS Bard

Place your bets.

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

if I head butted you in the face, smashed your nose and embedded some of your teeth in my face, would you be too shocked to hit back for a second?

that is where the Scottish might comes from, the fearless headbutt

if that doesn't work we're just regular people really

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

I was in the area, and I love seeing me an internet tough guy.

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

Bard

gonna be ez because Kermit doesn't have a spine

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

who are you betting on

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

Kermit is creepy as heck.
Stalker/Floop teir.

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

i dont know
they are insomniacs? they dont eat meals regularly? have unhealthy obsession over one person?

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

well that's implying I'll let you headbutt me now that I know you will. baka

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

I'll forget this place in a month lmao

oh snap

I don't know... Bard has been working out a lot and Kermit is a pretty big guy
bard

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

kermit is just fat

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

Ban Kermit

Adam White
Adam White

or I could punch you in the throat and you wouldn't be able to breath

like there are a few Scottish tricks, and Scottish people know them all but infighting still seems to work

tends to be pretty even though

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

ohh tiddies

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

no

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

Why do they have that obsession?

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

Nope

The offer will stay on the table
Maybe some day you'll be able to see that you're really not some Godlike person standing above those lesser than you
You're no better than any of the rest of us in this shithole
Yet you constantly try to maintain the illusion that you have done nothing wrong, andare worthy of praise and respect of everybody
When anybody challenges your viewpoints on anything, you bring any method you can to oppose them, without being able to accept any opposition to your viewpoints

I've tried using words, talking things out
I've even tried asking for help
But in the end I wasn't able to achieve anything

So From now until you and I die
The offer is on the table

Maybe speak to me when you're not anonymous and I'll give your words some weight
Give me your email
If I go to visit one of my brit bong friends or find myself on the other side of the great ocean I will drop you a line

I always love a good chance to learn

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

this is all ,again, assuming I'd let you now that I know.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

Mornin

Adam Roberts
Adam Roberts

be nice

Luka you should leave too...

Not even me?

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

We don't have time for you Grim

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

ASSUMMING YOU COULD STOP ME M8

PFFFFFFFF

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

oh come on now you're just being cruel

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

hey lenko

we did lists of top 5 favourite posters yesterday

I put you as my #5

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

So never, huh?

Jaxson Moore
Jaxson Moore

ERIN, I CAN DEADLIFT 405 FOR REPS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FORCE I CAN PRODUCE?

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

That breaks my heart

Yeah you're right, you never had feels for me

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

THESE ARE

TIDDIES

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

i have some theories but they are all just as good as wild guesses

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

All Alicefags are untrustworthy....

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

I'm trustworthy, bloodchan~!

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

yessssss pot guy text back

"aye np lady"

courteous and illegal, I love this dude

lol

*infers lewdness*

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

Bard does 500 push ups a day!

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

new

Brody Green
Brody Green

kek, nah but forreal stopping you would be like throwing a branch in the air.

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

i've only lived about 1/4th of my life so far
I still have another 3 of those ahead of me and honestly I can't tell where I'll go in that time
I'm not going to scrounge up probably more than 300 bucks to go to a country I've never been to to find somebody I don't even have an issue with because of a principle

You're a fool and are simply being antagonistic
However
With all the time spent in my life
there is a good chance I will leave America and ind my ay across the ocean
I can't say where
but if I cross that ocean and I have a way to reach you
I wouldn't hesitate to
So give me your email a I will keep you up to date

Angel King
Angel King

I wasn't under the impression that you had ever seen me.
I don't see myself as some godlike person, just someone that isn't as fucking stupid or as pathetic as you are.

You are literally trying to fight a guy over the internet. Over something that you were personally responsible for, but have decided to scapegoat on me for some reason.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

Good morning.

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

May I hear one of your theories, please?

I'm Ema now

Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan

don't run away

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

Hold the door ;~;

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

ema what the fuck is your question

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

Is Holla Forums still rip?

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

Oh! I guess not!

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