Music

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbCouTpY5S0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4f_bx0K0Nc
http://www.nrcprograms.org/site/DocServer/FUNDING_FACTS.pdf?docID=1441
http://ec2-54-153-123-176.us-west-1.compute.amazonaws.com:8080/cah/game.jsp#game=1
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhS1KU23shzxLmDBa3
Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

first for trump

William Morgan
William Morgan

my NZXT case has blue LEDs so it runs faster

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

lmao the box that my parts came in is so big I can fit in it and just barely close the flaps too

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

joke about it being a box a refrigerator came in

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

As rich as Trump says he is, why the fuck can he not pay for a better spray tan?

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

The ones from the 60s cap out around 50 if you're lucky.
It's more just the look of them.

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

as much as you're in the thread why have you still not gotten chii to like you

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

Evening.
What's new?

David Ross
David Ross

superior filename

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

it's all a part of the plan you see

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

Just being superior to some like always and playing games. How have you been Menma? Haven't seen you in a bit, hope all is well.

Colton Russell
Colton Russell

I make too many fat jokes.
And you've posted more than I have today.

It's all splotchy and orange.
Like, look at ever fake tan model sprayed up.
It can't be that expensive.

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

i jsut got here 10 minutes ago you double nigger

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

but that's part of his plan, he's the ultimate meme and is trying to show how dumb America really can be.

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4f_bx0K0Nc

neat

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

bebop is mein fuhrer

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

Apparently I was 25 minutes earlier.
That's so much time.

Oh, right. The classic "I'm just pretending to be retarded" defense.

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

But in this case it works. He's rich as fuck and can do almost anything he wants.

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

He's rich as fuck
He's not even that rich.
Like he estimates his own wealth as being 90% his own name's value.
He's rich, don't get me wrong, but he's not even a billionaire in independent assessments.

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

He can still turn his millions into trillions. Albeit it's hard but he's definitely a successful business man.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

Superior?
Things have been okay I suppose. Term has ended and I'm off until the 9th when summer classes start, and I'm only slightly losing my mind.

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

trillions

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

I see what you're doing right now.
And it's annoying me.

William Ross
William Ross

tsuchi is 25 minutes more of a loser than me

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

saying trump isnt a successful businessman is a straight up retarded and ignorant statement btw

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

Oh shit waddup

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

Trump isn't a successful businessman

:­^)

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

Yeah just being all around better than some cucks lol. What's eating away at your psyche now darlin'?

(^:

Aiden Morgan
Aiden Morgan

I got to vote Trump today Boo!

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

Why are you so based?
How do you do it in this shithole

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

nothing like a warm cup of anise milk after a honey scented shower

Christian Cox
Christian Cox

What happened to resenting anise.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

Trump

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

I am not just trying to beat a dead horse here but holy fuck. Can you get any gayer?

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

I never resented it, just mad it did what it.
Not like it can change now

Oh like you suddenly do know something about politics mr I never vote

You just beat the deadest horse

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

can you imagine what his nordic ancestors are thinking watching down on him be extraordinarily gay

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

lmao

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

I great man must lead by example. I learned it all from the Donald

Why are you drinking anal milk?

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

I don't know shit about politics. But that doesn't mean I can't see that Trump's a joke.

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

yeah cause meth makes your hair grow longer and produces facial hair

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

I wouldn't know, I don't do meth

Lucas Rivera
Lucas Rivera

Oh, well that's vague.
How to put it... reappearing memories maybe.

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

speaking from experience lenko?

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

"But that doesn't mean I can't see that Trump's a joke."

dutch

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

I can't help but read that like a TG story where the guy ends up accepting his fate and enjoying it.

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

from the country that births people like tokai
thinking he can comment on trump

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

Isn't kitten a nigger though? Surprised he likes Trump

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

If he was a joke I don't think he would have as much success as he does at this point

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

A N I S E

THAT STILL A BIAS
AND LOOK WHAT THAT DOES

ugh

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

Simplicity is my enemy but also a friend at times. Are you having the bad dreams still?

ALWAYS.

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

I still think its amazing a cutie like you can see through the media and be rational about it all
Its pretty hot actually
Also luke(kittens) is actually a fat redneck
he's on our team for sure

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

It's not even Fortune.

Asher White
Asher White

Well, I honestly thought it was a joke at first, but apparently other people didn't agree, and now it's an actual thing.
A scary thing.

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

jesus christ no

kek

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

oh really

your name must be shit sherlock first name no

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

I DON'T EVEN GET WHY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A STAB AT FORTUNE.

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

Who is the nigger in the thread then? I know we have a halfy that Colbs liked or something

Oh, then good.

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

A very big thing that will probably win the Republican nomination ^^'

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

Fortune
have you ever actually watched any of trump's speeches?
or ever heard him talk, not edited for a news slot?
im 99.9% sure this answer is no but feel free to answer anyway mate

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

#justBOOthings
I just want to give him shit on the regular, you know? he doesn't take it well

Leo Bailey
Leo Bailey

its clearly making fun of bebop, not fortune...
tsuchi ur literally mentally handicapped arent you mate

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

you should def try it

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

Then it's called obscurity.
Yeah, I've always had nightmares, and I probably always will.

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

Of course I haven't. Nor any other running-for-presidant person.
I'm not American. Even if what he says sounds right, I have nothing to go on.

Yep.
Scary shit.

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

Nigger in the thread is subtle
unless you count sandniggers as nigger then tokai

of course you haven't
that's why you literally just eat up anything the media tells you about him

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

I have no idea what it is. I am sure I can find it at my local hipster mart though

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

i dont understand how trump's winning the republican nomination is scary unless you're an sjw or an illegal immigrant

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

sometimes you guys make me worry about you

Chase Price
Chase Price

Subtle is a nog? I always thought he was just a cute NEET?

Also, you hearing Cruz fucking melt down ?

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

tsuchi's both

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

What media?

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

I'm white.
How can I be an illegal immigrant?
From Canada?

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

Subtle is blacker than pete

it's beautiful

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

Let's go with unintentional ambiguity. Which one did you have this time? Maybe talking about it will help you get it off your mind.

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

Subtle's a huge nigger
its the only reason desu puts up with having a bf who gets bullied in thread all day
That bbc

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

I'm white
How can I be an illegal
I honestly think this is why whites get so much shit

Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

Your land was taken by lawful actions.

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

Ah, makes sense why a sub bitch like Desu talks to him and acts like he owns him. Kinda like Tsuchi

William Johnson
William Johnson

kill them all bebo

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

Get back on the res.

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

I'm not black, boo is a dumbfuck

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

Yeah its weird as fuck right?
But the weirder something is the better of an explanation it has
tsuchi just has some mental problem/severe social isolation though

Jace Perry
Jace Perry

Guess what happens when you lose a war dumb shit? You fucking tend to lose land. That is how it happened back in the day and still happens. You red ancestors weren't the first people to touch the land and shit on it. They killed off someone else who killed someone else who killed some other animals who killed other animals. It is survival of the fittest. You are lucky the Andrew Jackson was merciful enough to let any of you live let alone give you "reparations" and tax free land.

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

Wouldn't curries be the niggers of the UK and the one you'd use as an insult anyways?

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

I don't want to ever live there LOL

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

how about every mainstream news station in existence that incessantly bashes him

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

where do you get your news from

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

O shit!
Waddup!
It's Dat Bard

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

Are you a cute NEET then like I originally thought?

Do you think we could train Tsuchi to be our pet and do tricks for scraps of food?

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

Philip DeFranco and Hearsay.

Like I follow that.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

Don't want to just huff gasoline and spend every hour drunk?

Adrian Davis
Adrian Davis

Yeah, you're right. Black people have been here for a long time and they're pretty well-rooted in society, nor are they a problem. It's muslims that people love to hate right now.

Yes
Maybe just NET because I am in education :3

Ian Rivera
Ian Rivera

if you didnt use media or directly listen to him you wouldnt know he exists you dingbell
unless you were told by some of your newage scandinavian professors that we hear so much about

We'd have to train him to get off his computer chair first, sweetie
are you good enough to accomplish something like that?

Xavier White
Xavier White

Yo Bardy.

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

no no
like, volkskrant, trouw?
NRC? Elsevier? NOS?

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

Isn't all of the ex-factory housing slums for Muslims?

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

I don't do newspapers.
I have no TV.

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

One day soon I hope to take over that place and fix it up, too many people into drugs and drinking. Those assholes somehow put the tribe in $2bil debt. Tried to do a "make money quick" scheme and got busted, set us back even further.

Dylan Diaz
Dylan Diaz

What is hearsay

newage scandinavian professors that we hear so much about
wat

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

Not a dream, sort of the realizations that I've been repressing memories, and they've become something.
Does that make any sense?

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

mfw i have to drag on this conversation to not look like an asshole because youre my friend

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

you really don't like knowing what's going on huh

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

It's like it's their goal to make themselves into a stereotype.

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

I dunno about that, I'm just an uninformed student after all ^^

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

When everyone thinks you're rich "because your ancestors were slaughtered" it tends to make you not feel that good.
Most people who live on the reservation are barely kicking, it's sad.

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

To a degree yes. You can be vague about your memories if you wish to not talk about them directly but what are they like? If you're slowly realizing some personal wall then you must be on the verge of doing something good/bad right?

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

You have to remember that Americans and everyone else are very different. We may look similar to you guys but we value very different things in both what we expect our government to do and the image we want to project. You also have to account for a lot of social changes that have started to take shape in America that people don't like. Once you realize that, Trump doesn't seem like a joke.

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

Ah. Some other Brit was talking about the northern side of London that used to be manufacturing areas and subsidized housing for factory workers that had became nothing but really awful shitholes of Muslim "refugees".

To be fair, it's not like their most recent of history is anyone's fault but their own.
Not talking about what put them in the circumstances but the last decades of never doing anything to change or improve it.

Luke Price
Luke Price

I lol'd so hard cause my sister has friends who are trying to convert her into being like super religious
And when they come over and read bible verses with her, my grandma goes to her room to watch novelas, I go to my room with my brother to watch anime, and my imouto and siblings go watch cartoons leaving my older sis alone reading passages lmao

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

gib sister contact info

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

kys

Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

At least your family is super Catholic and has some aversion to birth control.

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

*isn't

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

No, you don't have to.
Dropped.

...?

I know. Hence . I don't have or share your values.

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

A LOT of them thing that sitting around doing nothing will lead to something, there are some that actually try to make money for everyone and live good but those good people end up getting screwed over by corrupt leaders and they're too scared to kick those leaders out. I had to last year and we've been without one ever since.

I would be doing a lot more for them and working my ass off for everybody but they decided that my skin is too white for them to not look at me weird and talk shit behind my back.

People like Lenko seem to even think that Native American=big money from the government but in reality they don't give us shit, all of the money I have has been made from my direct family.

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

I'm just wondering if you're a nihilist

Grayson James
Grayson James

tfw free scholarship for being half tree nigger

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

...

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

I could get some too, if people would look past skin color and actually care about blood. I don't need their help anyway though, I don't even have to work a day in my life if I wanted.

Am I wrong?

Jeremiah Smith
Jeremiah Smith

Fair enough.
I just loathe that rampant victim mentality where they think that enough self-pity and doing nothing will eventually get something to bail your ass out.
But that goes for any individual or group.

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

i know you receive checks
so partially at least

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

by you i mean all of them

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

No. I just don't like newspapers, and have no TV.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

What anime you watch? ^^

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

You have the internet.
Pretty much every major publication of world and local news has a website with text articles and even videos from their newscasts.

Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

I don't know if I should just leave them behind and stop caring or if I should just take over and make them listen. If I do end up taking over they'll get a real wake up call when I start kicking people out of the tribe for not contributing shit.

I get checks from my tribe, not the government. We seriously don't get anything from the government.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

All the papers and news are on the internet.
I was just wondering if you don't care about events in the news, and then if that's part of some main thing.

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

fuk the govy

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

You won't be laughing in Hell, heathen!

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

I don't actively follow the news, apart from one youtuber.

See above.
I just don't care much.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

*pet*

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

If you want to act like you somehow know more than me about tribes getting money than read this http://www.nrcprograms.org/site/DocServer/FUNDING_FACTS.pdf?docID=1441 :)

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

Run to the hills.

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

single person news source
Jesus, no.
Stop that.

Charles Price
Charles Price

I don't want to act and I don't want to know. It's not really any of my business nor is it in my interest to know. Sorry, was that rude?

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

But when something happens.
Do you think it matters?

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

sabs is here

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

Why?

Depends.

Cute.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

I'm directly related to the most important "family" in the tribe too, it makes me actually think about going down there and kicking them out of their homes for a day or two and making them live on the land since they talk about doing that so much. Not even sure if many of them hunt, which is sad.

It's fine if you don't care to know but don't say shit like you know it.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

What's the last news item that mattered?

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

hi

I know you are, but what am I?

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

roger that chief

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

Dutch civil war when?

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Dunno man. Dunno.

The cutest.

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

Don't sass me, boy!

Austin Young
Austin Young

no dutch civil war
A European civil war

That doesn't seem very caring does it now.

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

Any single person news source will have fairly obvious bias in what they report on and how they portray it.
It's prevalent in all forms of "news" but anything with larger numbers of contributors or mass media conglomerates will tend to be the most objective in general, though they will have inherent biases.

John Walker
John Walker

Anyone want to come to my house and murder me?

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

You live like close to the aptly named Murder.
Get him to do it.

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

I totally missed you ~
Its a shame you dont post more

John Perez
John Perez

no you don't understand officer, there was consent to the murder

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

only if you have snacks

Thomas Clark
Thomas Clark

How close is close

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

On my land, there are no laws.

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Fuck if I know.
Both in Indiana.

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

sabs posts literally almost every day
boo stop

Henry James
Henry James

Mr. Boo, did you do anything fun today?

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

OMG

Connor Young
Connor Young

seb leaves
lenko immediately takes the position of blankposting everything i say

GOD WHY

Nathan Hernandez
Nathan Hernandez

Why? You gonna stop me?

I never said I was.

I can think for myself. I'm not blindly assuming all he says is correct.

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

fucking anarchists

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

It's not necessarily just about information being correct.
It's bias by omission that's most prevalent in any news source.

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

Yes.
I'll feed you snacks I'm in Ohio

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

Sabs who do you think El Kabong's true identity is?

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

Whoa dude I was about to hit send on something really bad.

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

Eh, same rural shitholes.

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

Too far.

insert your REAL laugh here
oh my

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

I don't quite follow.

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

But I asked what last mattered to you, but it seems that doesn't even matter if you forgot about it. oh and listen to tsuchi, media bias is really dangerous.

you can't say yes, you're deado

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

This summer is going to be so fun I can hardly wait.

Going to Vegas in two weeks, so fucking hyped.

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

I actually wanted to kill our last leader for doing what he did. Thinking he had diplomatic immunity for some reason.

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

What I had in mind was much more interesting.

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

Hm...well, I don't want to be too quick to draw conclusions, so I'll have to review my notes.

I'mma cut'cha!

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

Nah
I took my spanish exam today
only got home a bit ago

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

What you had in mind is what he did but off of our land.

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

fucking savage

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

A single person or even a single news source will always report on what they deem most relevant, most "bad", most "good" in any of the news.
With a single person presenting news, it's always going to be that person's own judgement and subsequent bias that will leave you in the dark about events they didn't deem damning.
Look at any political reporting: they will always choose articles that damn those they disagree with and the opposite.

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

are we sure tokai is a guy

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

I know, I know.

Ahh, but that means physical contact.
It pays off, in the end.

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

It's why he isn't our leader anymore, I told him that to his face during a meeting.

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

That is an extremely feminine thing for them to say, ain't it?

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

Donde es me tequila?

Contact with my cold steel! Shisha-shwah!

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

Start a GoFundMe for Tokai's HRT.

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

I'm sure he's not

I know that, but what's the danger of that, for me?

Ehh, I'll take it.

James Jackson
James Jackson

*esta
*mi

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

I mean I shave my legs and even I'm not that gay lmao

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

he is super cute though at least

I'd lick him all over if I could~

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

I think it could be Space Ghost.
They have a very similar appearance and motif.

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

Because your entire view is being informed by a single person's judgment.
Even if it's something you disagree with and are making your own judgments on, you are still relying only on the information from a single person.

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

En la tienda

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

I love this picture so much, this face is priceless.
And it's my favourite depressed historical figure.

who knows

Egh whatever then, just when you do get involved into news and all try more sources.

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

bet you confiscated the contact information for each and every person he had in his grasp

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

i knew you were a bean nigger all along

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

Not from lack of trying, love.

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

At least put up a fight!

El bastardization-o.

Whoever they are, they passed the same exact cactus twenty times without ever doubling back. They have strange powers over space and time, so maybe you're right.

Muchos perro, amigo.

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

It has been said that El Kabong is a spirit of vengeance, a mariachi band guitarist who was murdered by banditos.
Perhaps that ghost finally took Kabongeance upon his killers and ascended to space.

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

now that uh
now you mention it me too

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

I took three years of pre-AP Spanish because it's fucking Texas.

I thought you were part Hispanic.

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

Bae Im not too sure you know any spanish at all
at least you can make spanish sound cute tho

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

./////.

I'm not gonna fight you!

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

Oh forty happy remembrance day btw
don't forget the two minute silence

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

Do it fortune! Wipe the floor with sab's sorry ass.

ilu doe sabs

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

100$ in bank
no idea what game to buy

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

Can I lick your body?

*barks*

as if you wouldn't too~

who wouldn't

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

putting the dollar sign after the amount

did you even graduate high school

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

i figured u cucks didnt look back at your history since you'd just be ashamed at what you are now tbh

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Not to be confused with ISIS operative Al-Kabong.

My sperm donor was reportedly Brazilian, so I guess I should be bastardizing Portuguese.

I know a tiny bit, mostly from ordering at taquerias. I would be doomed were I stranded in Mexico or Brownsville.

I'm gonna moosh your face!

%$#%^%

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

Bad girl!

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

Battleborn.
For me.

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

I'm a guy :c

don't bully me!

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

The way you worded that entire thing is incredibly depressing.

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

Or spooky boss of the Shadow Temple, Kabongo Kabongo.

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

ACID RE-FLUX

PLEASE GO AWAY

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

I wouldn't!

Ooooh~

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

I'm so tipsy and tired you might as well

If forty can't speak about america without having knowledge about it you sure as hell can't speak about the Netherlands like that.

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

I'll moosh your face too. Just moosh my palm all over it. I don't care.

Well, I never met the guy and I hear he was a jerk, so...

Too bad there's zorro evidence to prove your hypothesis.

Yes, accept your fate!

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

You're always a beautiful woman to me, love.

Sebastian Walker
Sebastian Walker

pls stop bullying

Not if you had your trusty scholar boo with you

doesn't your gf already buy you mousepads and dildos by the truck load?
you dont need my ____ earned money

Netherlands isn't relevant enough enough to need to be known about
everyone should know about american politics since it actually concerns their lives
but Im a fuckboy what do I know

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

I welcome it!
What's mooshing?

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

lol rekt

uh huh~

give me some cute pics of you then :3

grrrr

Luke James
Luke James

UH HUH!

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

Fair enough.
I won't ask any further.

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

You still can't have a say in Dutch politics if you don't know shit. And if that's everyone's lives I bet I can have a say in America then, but you can't have it in my irrelevant country.
That's pretty sjw right there fam

Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

I believe there are several Baba-clue-ies that point to my theory.

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNN~

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

What's wrong, lass?

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

youre boring as fuck when sober

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

oh
top reply meant for

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

I can't keep up with all these lies.
It's like I'm talking to Ted Cruz, except you're not trying to kill me and brag about it to the press and make weird symbols.

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

this is a thing

Fantastic argumentation

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

I just take your face between my hands and just squish it until you get annoyed

Senor Cruz es muy triste. (I think I said that correctly...)

Are you going to teach monkeys how to speak Spanish?

Come to think of it, I don't know a single word in Portuguese. Do you?

Cool your jets, son.

That'll learn ya.

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

Sabs holding my face forever.
When

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

Poor Tokai.
People only want him when he's a drunken whore.

Uh, I'm sure there's some word that entered English that's Portuguese but the only thing I can think of is all of those shitty "dancing" martial arts shit.

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

I need more punishment sabby.

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

You're sounding a lot like Soto now.

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

Or Desu.

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

It'd be están instead of es because it's a non permanent mood
also bae i dont think any other animals have the vocal chords for human speech besides parrots/parakeets

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

desu is the one who gives the punishment

it's the only way he's tolerable though

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

Capoeira? Capoeira!

Top...Top Cat?

I'm sorry.

When you least expect it!

Um...I guess I could get on the floor and have someone push you so that you trip over me.

I can dream, can't I?! Monkey mariachi could be real. You don't know.

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

I have to stop arguing with retards or I'll end up like loco or kanra

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

Exit, stage left.

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

I've no idea why I actually like Bob's Burgers as much as I do.
I loved that episode.

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

FIEND

Noah Watson
Noah Watson

Well, it'd be hella surprising if you'd do it now, so it's a good time for that!

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

get butthurt
call retarded

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

Go down the rabbit hole.

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

nah, I gotta stop myself from biting every time.
let that carrot in the hole.

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

I'll make like a banana and split.

It's got a funny little charm to it, and the timing's gotten better...well, with time. I love Gene.

You asked for it.

C'mere. Cookie, c'mover here. I'm gonna do it.

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

In lieu of doing my own private streaming server, I have now set up a Cards Against Humanity clone server.... would anyone be down to play?

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

are you going to chase me around with sharp objects too!?

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

*comes*

Matthew Perry
Matthew Perry

You could probably already have a mariachi, it'd just have to be non vocal
a monkey could probably learn to play a mad guitar and accordion

John James
John James

That episode where the dude beats up all the people in animal outfits is fuckin lulz

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

Heavens to Betsy

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

Yeah, it's like the only animated comedy where the characters are actual characters and not some strawman or facsimile.

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

That's not the only carrot in your hole.

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

The My Little Pony parody episode?
For some reason, I actually did hate that episode for how it tried so hard to be sympathetic to bronies/furries.

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

I'm so tired that that actually made me laugh

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

When you forget you have good food in the microwave and you hear it beep

Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

You sad, sad man.

James Rogers
James Rogers

I don't know! I never know!

I hope you meant hither.

:­­^­­­)

Plus the family dynamic feels genuine. Love the little improved bits and songs at the end too.

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

that's what makes you scary!

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

...Naturally.

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

Yeah.
The show tries so hard to get Bob to be the "traditionalist" father but just sort of deconstructs it as he learns to just give into his family's weirdness and support them.
Like the antithesis to every sitcom father ever.

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

Hey, Tsuchi, I made shrimp.

Nathan Nguyen
Nathan Nguyen

nah I'm just tired.
ni ni

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

eep

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

WHY TELL ME THIS HERE?
YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID THE SAME THING ELSEWHERE.

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

ANOTHER failtrap

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

Johansson?

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

another

boo frick the frick off im a BOY not a trap u fricking FRICK
sm FRICKIN h man sick of this bull crap

ur going down u piece of shit

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

Whoa.
Yo.

Angel Young
Angel Young

http://ec2-54-153-123-176.us-west-1.compute.amazonaws.com:8080/cah/game.jsp#game=1

Please stress test the server?

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

That and the various venom I inject into my prey.

What'cha eatin', Cookie?

Speaking of weirdness, the show really encourages people to embrace theirs, but not in a heavy handed way.

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

You seem upset. Why are you upset, love?

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

ASDGDSFAFASDFASDF AF ASFASDASDFASF

ILL FUCKING FRICK U UP U FRICKING FRICK

WRESADAGASDGAFGASF
AHHHHHHHHH
hey man what it do

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

see That episode was particularly bad about that.

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

No mooshing
I'm eating a Springroll.

Too little.
How's you?

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

But...I love you...

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

So how much can I install in a case without a motherboard? I just installed the PSU but is there anything else I can do

motherboard comes tomorrow

you're adorbs

*girl

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Weren't you the fatty with the cute face?
or am i mistaken

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

BECAUSE I FUCKING FELT LIKE IT. YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!!?

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

You were nuking springrolls?
Like the kind that come frozen?

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

Girls, girls, you're both pretty.

William Ward
William Ward

YES, YES I DO.
UNLESS "SHRIMP" IS A EUPHEMISM FOR WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR DICK.

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

*mooshes the springroll*
Cookie, what else? I want to moosh all your food.

I felt like it was saying it's ok to be a part of a weird fandom people may hate you for, just don't be a dick about it.

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

I wouldn't really put anything else in until you get the motherboard/cpu in. No use adding clutter, beauty.

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

im p good
kinda sick but other than that im good
WTF?

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

That is my thinking exactly.

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

what about HDD and SSD

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

I don't know.
It more felt like one of the writers was a brony and trying to get people to not judge particularly him.
That episode just felt unnaturally forced for the show's usual subtlety.

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

Breaking news: Ted Cruz has dropped out of the race.

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

You could, but like I said, no use adding clutter. I don't really put anything in until after I put my motherboard in, unless I absolutely ave to. Could put in your SSD/HDD/CD-DVD. I just have big hands, so it all just makes the case too tight for me.

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

I kind of feel awful for making that joke again.

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

Yea, why?

Noooooo.
Nothing else.
...Except chocolates, I suppose. But that ain't dinner.
I just have springrolls. Got one now, considering another.

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

ITS HAPPENING

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

It's sort of funny to see the primary turnout for both parties.
Even Sanders got more votes in states' primaries than Trump did.
Trump was landslide wins for the Republican primary but even Sanders got more than him and lost those particular primaries.

Those are generally terrible here.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

They're god-tier.
It's just that they take 17 minutes to prepare.

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

HOLY SHIT
YOU WERENT LYING
HE ACTUALLY DROPPED OUT
AHAHAHAHAH
YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

HE'S OUT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

Ah. Even PF Changs frozen ones suck and just taste like soggy eggrolls.

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

Whoa, what?!
Why?

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

Go nuts! Put chocolates in the spring roll! Then, um...let me moosh it, please.

Lost votes-wise, or he couldn't sway delegates already pledged to Hillary?

I think Trump should choose Kasich as his VP as a "fuck you" to Cruz. lol

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

stopped being cheap and bought a server lmao
not much changed

SOON

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

'Cause you can't stump the Trump

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

So I fucked a girl last night and she surprise stuck her pinky in my butt. How the fuck is that supposed to feel good.?!

Cooper Gray
Cooper Gray

In actual voter turn out for the primaries.
Look at New York, Trump's "home" state. Sanders has a large margin more votes in the respective primaries than Trump and Sanders lost by a decent margin to Clinton.

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

Apparently.

That sounds horrible!
You can moosh anything, hun.

Soggy
what.

lol

please no

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

nah
its gotta be a military man or sleep carson
my ex used to do that all the time
fingers never feel good in my butt for some reason
cocks do though

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

anybody remember when chen had a minecraft server? and chiri? :)

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

No.

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

Unless it's something lost in translation, but the frozen, microwavable springrolls here always just come out super soggy, not crispy, and generally awful.

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

It went in just fine and I was like, "What in the fuck was that". Then she asked if it felt good and I was like meh, its not doing anything. Really didn't

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Maybe they're just better, here.
They tend to get burnt a bit for me, but just the edges.

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

those were really fun skype calls

Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhS1KU23shzxLmDBa3

My turn to link random videos now?

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

Oooh, ok. Ugh...I need sleep.

*mooshes you*
I'm probably going to go to bed soon. I've been up since 4am Monday. -__-

Caron's a real possibility, though I feel like he's been promised some cabinet position. But whatever the truth, you know he must feel good seeing Cruz crushed after the shady shit he pulled in Iowa.

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

I didn't know you listened to migos you butt

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

Damnit Sabs.
I'm NOT one to talk, but take care of yourself.
You're precious. Unless it's for work and stuff, but do take some time for yourself.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

You don't know much of what I listen to ^^

Nicholas Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez

Caron's a real possibility
The only thing I can do is put airquotes when I say his name: "Dr." Ben Carson said the pyramids were grain silos.

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

I know you listen to lil wayne g-eazy and owl city

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

lol only g-eazy 'cause of you

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

That's how I knew it !

Christian James
Christian James

One of our conservative talk hosts thinks Carson'll be appointed Secretary of Education. >__<

That or Surgeon General. Better the latter, IMO.

Anyway, I'm going to bed early. I hope you hav a good night!

Thanks, Cookie. You're sweet.
I hope you enjoy your spring rolls and chocolate, hon. *hug*

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

this is the happiest ive been in weeks

americas gonna be great again guys

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

Not as sweet as my Cote d'or.
Goodnight, Sabs~

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

Holy fuck Cruz actually dropped out

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

That's even assuming if Trump could win the election.
You can't appoint VP candidates or Cabinet members when your chances of winning require miracles.

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

:3

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

good evening late evening posters

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

Aye.

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

[spoilered]

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

Evening and night.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

does that mean i can build my own real estate with ocean view?

that man is riding a scooter but you named the picture " eyebrows"?

i'm surprised to see the spoiler inside a spoiler!

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

f

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

I was just spoilering generic text so you'd think it was saying something else.

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

I did, yes.

Alexander Murphy
Alexander Murphy

soto's gonna be sent back to mexico after he builds the wall

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

it's not actually my server but a friends

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

tomorrow is a red date on the calendar
which means long weekend :3

it worked, i thought it was typical tsuchi butt word

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

Trips confirm the truth.
#Trump2016

Josiah Watson
Josiah Watson

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

when you grow too much weed and not enough potatoes
fugg what have i done

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

ahh.. alright, i cant remember the login for the account i borrowed anyway

stop it

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

Created the DEFCON 1 of munchies.
And/or starved your entire family, uncle is sick and mother in law is dead, you'll have to take a second job at border control booth.
Or sell it for more potatoes.

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

Hey Subtle I heard you're not the best at driving

I could teach you how to drive stick :3

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

Faggot.

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

Wow, rude.

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

he listens to Owl City

I take that back

Learn to drive yourself

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

Perhaps, but it is true.

I never claimed to have tact when it came to telling truths.

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

i wouldnt let subtle into my car
i'd just end up with his aids all over the driving wheel

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

good bye

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

Just save up enough to fly to London and cuck Desu.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

I have never gay

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

Night.

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

rip

lol. not real weed tho
wheat : ^)

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

I know how to drive manual lol

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

I love you

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

I'm just not good at it
Actually manual cars are the norm here

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

not smoking dried banana skins

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

Neither have I

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

I bet you stall it every time you reverse it

I'd totally hop on Skype and webcam for desu while I cuck him irl

Then again he'd probs like it

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

bs

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

i need that fucking trip mate

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

Look hard enough and you'll find it.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

Maybe a couple of times but not after the first lesson IIRC

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

i could have sworn it was on your fucking NAME TAG MATE making it DISPROPORTIONATELY EASIER TO JUST COPY PASTE IT you ANTAGONISTIC FUCK

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Aye, it is in my name tag.
You should try clicking on it.

Consider suicide.

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

Why?

And

I have

I do

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

i still gotta experiment with the syrup first yo
then wax

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

mfw
test 1

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

so apparently my heart is ok and i'm alright.

waiting on lab results for bloodwork.

at least I got my trazedone scrip today... no more insomnia for now

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

Just trying to help speed you along to the inevitability of death.

Knife heads are the best.

Y'see, you got it in the end champ.

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

it's just because youre fat

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

no you were right i was wrong
you were a true friend all along

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

im barely overweight and I have high muscle content.

its probably because I did a fuck ton of drugs buddy

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

I will be there soon enough.

Brody James
Brody James

Have some music.

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

taking a heroic ammount of 2C-e after ingesting mdma with no sleep was probably a bad idea.

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

If only we were all so lucky.
I'm also tired of waiting to play Pathfinder, I wish I had a game-on-demand button.

Colton Mitchell
Colton Mitchell

stop doing dangerous drugs and just do dangerous sports with me

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

I'm waiting on a game of 5e myself.

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

why not do both at the same time?

also when am I pickin you up nigga

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

5e is cancer and you should feel bad, fucking casual.

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

playing tabletop rpgs

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

not being part of the TTRPG masterrace

Jason King
Jason King

I didn't choose the game. Also, at least it isn't 4e.

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

That's like comparing eating a plate of shit with a fork or chopsticks, one is certainly easier and less hassle but in the end you're still trying to eat shit.
Just find yourself a Pathfinder group.

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

no hard drugs when doing crazy fun then

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

getting neckbeards in 2 days now

Your turn brother

you're so fat even the TSA didnt want to hire you

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

Here comes that boy.

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

o shit waddup

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

But I can't.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

You can't or you haven't looked?

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

SSD, HDD, and PSU installed

just waiting on motherboard now

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

Nezi build my new PC

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

im done doing drugs like legit for good. except the things i can't not do weed and occasional alcohol.

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

The group is my brother and shit. I can't.

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

have fun installing the motherboard AND processor with all that in

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

Is Wish dead?

John Myers
John Myers

Do it via Roll20, you fucking sperglord.

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

is there anything in Clackamas or Multnomah against making your own wax?

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

If only we were so lucky.

Levi King
Levi King

I don't have time for two fucking groups!

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

I would if I could :u

honestly this is fun learning how to do all this, you'll enjoy it if you do it yourself

so exciting!

there's tons of space faggot it's a good case

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

He "quit forever" again or something.
Grim was crying, etc.

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

new thread ~

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

Then find a better game and jump ship.

Jason Cruz
Jason Cruz

Good job.

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

hal you fucking fag

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

what is new thread, fucking baka shitlord

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

no
selling it would be illegal

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

Subtles voice
oh my god it's so cute

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