"Sweet Jesus, Donald Trump doesn't even understand the Bible's most important story!
At Thursday night's annual Christmas tree lighting at the White House, the president recounted the birth of Jesus by saying it "begins 2,000 years ago with a mother, a father, their baby son."
Their baby? Um, care to take a paternity test?
As all devout Christians believe, Jesus is not the son of Joseph, but of God. Yes, the future savior was born in Bethlehem during the time of Herod to Mary, the wife of Joseph. And, as Luke 2:1-20 tells us, Joseph was around when Jesus was born.
But he is not the father. He with a capital H is."
Brody Edwards
It was God's wife's son.
Colton Richardson
stay mad
Brody Long
I was under the impression they believed God was everywhere, so if he's everywhere, then he was there.
Jaxon Flores
This is retarded. Joseph is regarded as Jesus’ adopted father.
Josiah Johnson
Fake news
Carson Edwards
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David Parker
Retards
Tyler James
This is the usual thing the media does. They pick apart everything Trump says in order to denigrate him, but it falls flat every time. This is just another failure.
Robert Jackson
I was gonna say the same thing.
Connor Gonzalez
This is the usual thing Holla Forums does. THey pick apart everything Humans say in order to denigrate them, but it falls flat every time. This is just another failure.
Dominic Miller
At no point does Trump say Joseph was the father. But good job nitpicking in fevered desperation to disagree with anything and anything Trump said, even if it's something you'd let slip if any other person said it.
Gavin Reed
*sigh* look here kiddo, even IF you consider that jesus was not a fictional character (which he probably was), there is no way """god"""" couldve been his dad, since scientists already proved """""god""""" isnt real. retard.
Camden Cruz
Well meme'd my friend!
Jordan Moore
WEWEWEWEEWEW
Jason Allen
By that logic, since Bart Simson is a fictional character, Homer Simpson is not his dad.
Ryder Wood
I’ve never watched the Bible. Which seasons are the best?
Christian Bennett
There's only a couple kino films
Joshua Jones
not retard baiting user, but your post is far more retarded than anything he's managed to type
Ian Stewart
I was trying to demonstrate that his logic was retarded. So I guess I was successful.
Ian Sanchez
Looks like salt's back on the menu, boys!
Sebastian Watson
who else feels tricked right now?
Christopher Gomez
The Trump version of events is almost always better than the actual events, so I don't see the problem.
Brody Long
I knew that feel back when he silenced that old man who thanked him for putting Murrica before Israel at that one rally. Then it turned out that he had married his family into kikes. It's a bad feel, knowing that you should've known better, but jumping on the bandwagon anyway because the memes were just so darn fun and his remarks so on-point until the debate when he fagged it all up by not keeping his fucking mouth shut. Literally the only highlight of that debacle was him saying Hillary would be in jail under his presidency, everything else was cringey faggotry on his part.
Alexander Ross
You voted for Shillary, why do you feel tricked?
Matthew Gonzalez
I don't know, all that talk about not believing in god, they sure waste a lot of time and energy to complain about him and his religion. It's almost as if they are mad at him for something.
Wyatt Adams
I'd feel tricked too if I were one of you Hilldog fucks. A reported 90% chance to win and she still lost. Sad!
Easton Wilson
Sure thing, Schlomo.
William Brown
Try harder faggot, I've seen windows less transparent than you.
Zachary Gonzalez
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Hudson Hill
Sure thing, Schlomo Shekelsteinbergivich.
Connor Torres
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Ian Cruz
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Nathaniel Anderson
you sick fuck
Liam Miller
y u mad
Cameron Martin
Your obviously retarded
Jeremiah Morales
Achtully, It's literally canon that Bob can't feel pain because of his spongey genetics.
Charles Fisher
Who says father was referring to Joseph? Father in that sentence could easily refer to god.
Either way who, other than the media and the one guy from Holla Forums permanently glued to his chair, cares?
James James
I like how all of a sudden they give a shit about Christianity despite always preaching about how horrible and oppressive it is and was to people. All of this because Trump dared to say that Jesus had a father, when he did. I like how they're all going apeshit despite the fact that, even if you don't believe in the Biblical Jesus or the story of Jesus, that historical Jesus was at least most definitely born with a father and mother. All of this just to spite Trump over everything he did. Fucking pathetic.
Caleb Gray
Ah, the most beautiful cuck story ever told. I cry every time I open up my Bible and read about Joseph being the patron saint of NTR.
Ryder Foster
Why couldn't Jesus have two mothers, you shitlord?