What's your girlfriend's favourite movie?

why do this, user?

Spirited Away but she's my wife, not gf.

Your daki doesn't count, user.

I'm so proud of her

Don't you have a fern to jack off on, Louis?

is this a dude?

I don't think so, but always assume it has a penis.

My current girlfriend's favorite film is Tangled. …She's 17. She likes some Marvel films, most Disney films, Studio Ghibli and anything with heavy gore (this seems to describe most girls these days) however while she watches a lot of animated gore and gory tv shows she's never seen any horror movies. I have a list and plan to marathon a bunch with her. I started her easy with something that's barely horror and mostly comedy, Beetlejuice. She loved it.

The one before that, was obsessed with Star Wars and Fallout. The one before that would publicly answer Pulp Fiction, but privately it was Lolita, she has a DDLG fetish.

Before that, it's tough to answer. Something from Studio Ghibli, maybe Nightmare Before Christmas, she liked virtually everything Disney. She liked the Thor movies because she saw herself in Loki.

Before that was a girl from Australia who was obsessed with Egypt. She loved Stargate, the Stargate shows, Farscape, The Fifth Element, The Mummy and… Shit, I'm forgetting something. "She sounds great user, why'd you leave that?" she was smart but she was ugly and also she cheated.

Before that in middle school I dated a low-key Hispanic goth chick with a big perfect bubble butt and large perky breasts. She was into Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Blink 182 and her favorite movie was The Crow.

definitely. I don't leave the house without questioning the genitals of my sister and mother. This is why I can only believe in anime girls. real women sometimes have penises and I ain't a fag bro

Might as well cut off contact with them.
You can't kiss them on the cheeks, too much risk.
Unless you're French or something.

Is this how they got audio for demons souls?

MODS

Christ this is every teenage girl.

Mewchposting? On my Holla Forums?

you know of this creature? does it have a penis?

You don't want to go down this road, user.

Let's go down anyway and say we didn't.

The burden of knowing may weigh heavily on my soul, but the dick is a mightier foe

Pubs/bars, nightclubs, work colleagues (from other departments usually), parties, events, dating / hookup websites or apps, friends of friends.

Obviously the more NEET your are and the smaller your social circle the harder this gets.

I hope the sex is great for you to be dealing with that user, that's all I can say.

That is everyone user.

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t.califag

that level was God tier game design

there must be others like me, aren't there?

Feels bad, man.

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DFOES IS HAVE A PENIS PLZ ANSWER GODAMN

If I say yes will you chill out?

Oven worthy.

This triggers me.

Really makes you tink.

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So you're a beta that settles for fat chicks?

I've got no girlfriend right now but my ex's favorite movie was "Signs"

She moved states before we did another movie date so I didn't have the opportunity to show her any kino.

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that's common knowledge, user

I'll assume this was moderately recent.
Were her initials BP? I know a chick that fits that bill 100%.

some stupid shit like willy wonka because women are retarded

BIG girls > curvy girls > lanklettes > landwhales

Gene Wilder Willy Wonka is genuine kino though

My last girlfriend said her favorite movie was Rocky Horror Picture Show. I had never seen it and don't know much about it other than it being fucking gay and refused to watch it with her. Same with Nightmare Before Christmas which i have seen. Females have the worst taste in movies i swear.

You sound like a total faggot, should have watched it and Shock Treatment with her. No wonder she left your pleb ass.

nigger just read Raan's Doll if you want to be entertained by softcore crossdressing porn

It is honestly The Mummy. If you put it on she will sporadically quote it as accurately as a baneposter quotes the plane scene, even small audio cues. The librarian scene in particular will be said verbatim as she actually is a librarian.

She doesn't like returns as much and dislikes dragon emporer a lot. She hated tom cruise a long time ago so she hasn't seen the new one yet, still wants to but doesnt want to pay to see it.

They really do not make movies as good as The Mummy. Good main character who is action but also able to be comedic, girl not a stronk female but instead a regular ladylike lady, support guy is lovable brit actor, and frigging Beni. Name a movie that wouldn't be improved with a Beni support villain.

She's honestly made it my favourite movie too.

They probably like the new one because ZOMFG JONNEE DEPP MORE LIKE JONNEE DEEPBLUEEYES!!!!!!!

Legal here.

She was saying this at 20. At the same time she was identifying with the "bad boy" brother on Supernatural as well.

It wouldn't be a bubble butt if she was fat. She was skinny but had a huge perfectly round ass.

This was 9 years ago, her initials were AT.

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She's a heroin junkie m8.

that was quite clearly a Trainspotting cosplay pic with a "sexy nurse" comical shringe that was either filled with water or empty, nice try with the disinfo though.

That makes him more attractive 2bh

Look at the eyes and the cheek tinge.
She's high as a kite in the OP f.e.

Ha too much boobs, no adams apple and a feminine jaw.

They're pretty small and kind of saggy, actually. Easily what could be accomplished with hormones.

Y-yeah, totaly MY gf.

What about 30 yo NEETs with no friends since they all married and "have no time to go out anymore".
Am I really condemed to live a live in complete solitude?

Mewch please go.

Closest I can think of, she hates actually naming favorites.

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Every photo of 3D is 2D.

Sextape of me and her, faggot.

[scepticism intensifies]

Princess Bride. By the way this is the answer for every girlfriend everywhere.

what a wonderful lady ♥

this movie was fuckin' weird. What was it called?

Kung Fu Hustle
I downloaded it by accident with LimeWire back in the day…

The mummy is a movie I initially didn't care for but the JUST meme gave it some positive vibes and rewatching it I found that it was much better than I remember. It's a shame movies didn't stick with this formula as even though it got stale at least it was effective and entertaining.

If you're 30 and don't have a career you are a failure and girls won't date you. You better work your ass off to get something by 35 or there goes your chance at a family.

Well I'm 35, what now?

She's married by now.
I just hope that she's happy with him.

Hope that you'll find some post-wall used up whore who couldn't lock down some beta to pay for her and is deperate enough to create offspring before it'll be impossible for her and takes you for it.

So Negi married Chisame after all? Meh, I'd go for Nodoka all the way.

Embrace wizardry, user.

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Do you have any qualification?
What's your job?
Still khv?

Men are most attractive in their 30s. Have fun.

what the fuck is that gif?

my waifu's favorite movie is Child's Play

Her top movies are
and
>eyes wide shut
She can't pick a top one.

Are you just trying to rub it in now?

shit taste/10, dump her

no one here actually has a gf right?

Adventure Time

nö meine freunde, alle ist lügen und fantasie.

My first girlfriend claimed Harold & Maude was her favorite movie, but showed a lot more emotion while watching Titanic.

was ist mit anime gfs

I met my last gf in group therapy

das ist im eines traumes

wtf i love your girlfriend now

I mean, in terms of movies we keep coming back to besides The Thing, there's Ghostbusters and a specific stage version of the Nutcracker Suite. Take of that what you will

nein

The Shining, Labyrinth, and Nightbreed in that order.

How can people even find Nightbreed watchable?

REEEEEEEEEE 3DPD REEEEEEEEE

"Enter The Void"

SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ANTEATER

She probably relates to the feeling of being on a sinking ship dating you.

That's just the stereotypical borderline personality psychotic slut. There's a million of them these days.

At least she actually looks like something decent, unlike some people on this board….

>>>/furry/

my wife's girlfriend likes the new ghostbusters

Rich Evans, is that you?

Who is that attractive male on the left?!

did you just assume xir gender?

If whatever gender it is has a penis, I want it inside me

Contain your faggotry, tripsanon.

Okay, but seriously, who the fuck is that? And how much crack did his/her mother do?

That's Rich's girlfriend. For reals.

That's Rich Evans' "girlfriend".

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Some of us are married

Some of us are much older than you

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Nightbreed was a cool book from what I remember. Clive Barker used to write some weirdly awesome shit. Once you got past stuff like shit and cum assassin snakes, shape shifting multigendered jamaican whores, and auto-fellatio with your clone he could do some insane world building. Imajica was great and so was the Great and Secret Show books. Thief of Always was children's readino.

some of us reddit space

The extended director's cut was interesting but still crap, it they had been able to make it as originally intended it might have been something interesting, but just another film fucked by a studio in the history of film.

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Rich seems like a really cool dude and he loves his wife. Are you just jealous you are going to die a virgin; alone, unmourned, and unloved? So what if she doesn't conform to your standards of beauty. She is beautiful on the inside and you are just jealous.

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That's not his wife, its his fiancé, he's too poor to get married.
That said you can't hate on a man for dating within his bracket, mongoloids need to find love too afterall.

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Are there any birb kino?

Planet Earth 2 has some kino bird scenes but I can't find any clips on jewtube so take this shitty video

You even know how this animal look like?

It looks like her, you just proved it fagface.

Nice bait retard.

but that's a panda

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i don't know but it stars nick cage unironically she knows he is a great actor

My ex was crazy for Lawrence of Arabia. Thought no other movie compared.

She tried to get me to watch it once, it was boring af.