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What are their best individual film, and who had the best career?

JCVD: JCVD. Bloodsport for cheap entertainment and Legionnaire if JCVD doesn't count due to semi-biographical work
Dolph: Red Scorpion or Joshua Tree, but in terms of him TRYING to be serious, maybe The Shooter
Seagal: Under Siege

JCVD had the best career, which isn't saying much in the context, as he grew up in terms of range and had a fair amount of actually decent movies
But in terms of investment and knowing what to do with our life, Dolph is in another league

JCVD the french language version is amazing, he can actually act well in his native language.

He-Man, an almost perfect film.

Fire Down Below is Segals best work closely followed by Above the Law and you can take that to the bank.

Under Seige is actino. Seagal is /ourakidoka/

jcvfb a basic bitch rentboy

Dorf Lundgren a coalburning YES SWEDE

Such rampant faggotry
The Punisher was better than He-Man too, but both are pretty cool

Oh shit you're right about the Punisher I totally forgot, when he threatens to come for the kid at the end is an amazing line. Also I got my films confused I meant "Hard to kill" for the Senator Trent line. It's got everything, the coma, the coma beard, nurse commenting on his giant coma cock, William Sadler and Kelly LeBrock.

JCVD: Kickboxer, Cyborg, Bloodsport. Not in that order.
Seagal: Above The Law, Under Siege 1 & 2.
Lundgren: Punisher, Rocky IV.

In terms of life? Dolph is a goddamn molecular scientist with several patents, and a doctorate. Seagal is a fat, washed up joke of a cop, and proven fraud in the Martial Arts world.and Jean-Claude is a recovering coke addict.
If you don't get a chill down your spine from that scene alone, you need to stop watching movies, because you're a fucking brainlet.

He-Man is a fucking abomination.

JCVD is hardly recovering judging by the webms reddipol iccasionally throws up of random anons running into him in New Orleans pacing arround parking lots sniffing and rubbing his nose and ranting about the jews. Also he did gay for pay before making it big and probably sucked a lot of cock for those early roles.

Also Lionheart and Cyborg are his two best films.

Fuck. Why even live?

I kept hearing this from Seagulls but it does strike me he likes to pull a lot of gay shit in his movies (his infamous ass shots) and he has portrayed flaming homos quite a couple of times with great results, along with being french and having that creeping hip/shoulder movement that shows serious problems
What's the story behind that anyway?

It is known that he at least bisexual since at the second divorce hearing with his wife Gladys Portugues she testified that she had caught him having sex with other men multiple times and he did not contest it.

Belgian. Not French. They're like French speaking Krauts.

So they found a way to make the french even gayer?

The Krauts in Belgium don't speak French.

Belgian is a nationality, not a race.
There's Dutch, French, and Germans of Belgium, but they're all oc do not steal versions.

It's OILDRILLING and it is the kinosseurs fetish.

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Yeah they're aryan because they don't have african tier tumor asses and lip disks

Still ugly but these are less black than they are whatever other race(s) they are mixed with as the nigger features are washed out & perhaps some plastic surgery work too (noses)
TBH at first glance they look more like banana spics or perhaps terrorists.

Hard Target was my favorite JCVD movie, I love John Woo's films.

That's a lot of excuses for making your dick twinge.

I am not in to animals even if they are only part gorilla.
It's amusing to see degenerate leftists try to push she-boons as attractive while using examples of negresses that are so race mixed they look more like members of other mud races other than niggers…
Here have a polish (pic related)

Of course I must be a leftist, your 89iq mind can't work without constant compartmentalization. Just kill yourself.

they are all garbage and dont deserve to be talked about on the art board

That's rich, enjoy your animal porn bolshevik.
btw Trump won , christian business men, white families, borders, insert whatever else bs (((they))) tell you top get amd over here.

I like how you use full blown Africans with very dark skin illustrating your point.

I don't care about american politics or your zog puppet you burger retard.


What fucking point you retard? A meme? Do their not being completely black not make it race mixing? So are women fucking half niggers not race traitors then?

Those have like 5-10% nigger DNA at most.

Sure you don't….
Look there's a white guy who lifts & has a white wife and kids.

Niggers are niggers/ jews are jews no matter how race mixed. Also getting involved with a genetically compromised "woman" is not only unpleasant as they look like animals but genetic cuckolding and leads to this guy's pic

for your children/ genetic line and diseases.

I like how you use full blown Autistic rage with very harsh insults illustrating your point.

What fucking point you retard? A meme? Do their not being completely black not make it race mixing? So are women fucking half niggers not race traitors then?

Seagal had Under Siege, and that was the last thing he ever did that mattered, but his only movies that were "good" in the traditional sense were Above the Law and Hard to Kill - his first two.

As far as JCVD and DL - Universal Soldier was both of their best movie. Probably not many of you were around, but that shit was HUGE when it came out.

Individually, though, Van Damme's first few movies (Bloodsport, Lionheart, and Kickboxer) were essentially the same movie: underdog enters competition where people are maimed and/or killed, and wins against the odds. If I had to pick one of those, I'd say Lionheart. Maybe Hard Target, which was a formulaic, most-dangerous-game type flick. (It had Lance Henrikson as the villain, though, which is bonus points.)

Dolph had his iconic role in Rocky IV. He was He-Man. He was The Punisher. Truthfully, I think his best movie was Dark Angel/I Come in Peace. He's only ever had a few roles that mattered.

Best career? That's like picking the least smelly turd in a toilet. I'd have to say Van Damme. He picked up where Chuck Norris left off, and kept martial-arts movies alive for a few more years after everybody thought they were on their way out. Brandon Lee was supposed to be the guy, but, well, woops.

I like how you have no originality at all.


You bolded the statement you've completely missed the point of. I made a joke post with two mixed girls because they have a wider appeal, but I guess I should've expected mongoloids posting "well you see they're not completely black" analyses like clockwork as if it would even matter.

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Say it was only a joke and see if people accept it.

Why would I even want to damage control on an anonymous board? You're the dude that thinks cumskin posting is super serious leftist shilling right? Why am I even bothering.

I literally don't think that at all. Why would you even think that? You have got some problems lad.

So you were just pretending to be retarded?(illustration attached)
1.Pictures of niggress are very mixed ie your post was disingenuous as was clearly your intention to promote niggers with the least amount of nigger features possible.
2.Niggers are trash however mixed.
3.Why do you have that saved on your computer?

because austism

yes he does

Has to much yipipu in this line and i don't like yipipu, yipipu are awful

There's absolutely nothing impressive about that film apart from the set of fake tits.

This cannot happen

Legionnaire is kino, Van Damme has easily had the best career.

Yeah I'll take that to the bank senator… to the blood bank.

SOMEONE POST SEAGAL MEMES

That's not his best movie user. Universal Soldier is, which coincidentally is Lundgren's best one aswell.

No Seagal's best movie is either Out for Justice or Hard to Kill. I'm leaning towards Out for Justice. Under Seige 2 is better than the first one btw.

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Universal Soldier is good, but against JCVD, Legionnaire, Hard Target, Lionheart, In Hell and Knockoff, i don't know man
Seagal was hard to pick, he has 3 strong movies, coincidentally his only 3 good movies, pending to see that one movie with the Wayans brothers
Dolph had a lot of image, and i feel the one that exploited it the most was Joshua Tree, but Red Scorpion was manly as hell too

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