The Last Jedi Spoilers

Do we have any good spoilers to tell people right before they go into the movie?

Disney have been good at keeping it locked up this time around.

Only big thing known is that Leia dies which is obvious. Laura Dern's character is a villain of some type that has conflict with Poe. Nothing much.

As far as I can tell, nothing interesting will happen in this movie. The nu-male who directed this shit said the trailer gave it all away, so here’s the plot:


Some permutation of this will happen. The twist is probably that Kylo Ren goes good and Rey goes bad and this will change the franchise forever. There’s some reason why Kennedy may want Rey to be the villain: Vader outsold Luke, Ren outsold Rey (which is laughable). Rey is going to be the biggest thing in Star Wars, dammit, so she’ll be a villain now! There’s some rumors that Darth Vader gets BTFO in this movie somehow, which would be fitting with Kennedy’s MO of ruining things men like as an end in and of itself.

We had this discussion a few weeks ago, about the legendary "ruin the Han Solo twist for normies" campaign and if there's something we can do about this one too. And the consensus was that no. Cuck Awakens was a product of a very special type of hype that a sequel just cannot emulate. In fact, watch Ladt Jewdie underperform heavily in general because (((Disney))) managed to run Star Wars into the ground within 1 year after a decade long break.

I thought Rey was going to become master of Light and Dark side and then try to recreate a new order of Jedi that use both sides.

Definitely not Empire Strikes Back :^)

It will be shit.
Sorry to ruin it for you.

So basically she's Korra? Also I remember someone said she's Anakin reincarnate or something

Will they kill him off?

Will be there cameos of Hayden Christiansen and Ewan McGregor?

Yeah, here's a spoiler: It's going to make millions and have 95+ RT score.

it's going to fail here and they're going to keep advertising and talking about it like it's a success because of the (((ova seas markets , goy)))

Kylo Ren is Rey's father, Rey gets her hand chopped off, Finn is frozen in carbonite. Kylo hires bounty hunters to find the Millenium falcon. During Rey's training, she sees a force ghost of Han, and leaves before her training is complete because her friends are in danger.

That's honestly better if true because everyone loses and is potentially more butthurt inducing than the last movie.

Making her korra-tier is way too likely. At the same time what allowed korra to be even remotely successful was that it came out in the lead in to the CURRENT YEAR. That time is long gone. The backlash from korra caused it to be too much of a disappointment that not even leftist pandering could save its legacy. You can pander all you want but fucking with the established lore is how you ruin something forever as fanboy scorn is eternal.

It will break new ground.

Worse. They will make sure he never existed in the first place, retroactively ruining the character everyone loved.

That will be the ultimate resolution I think: the laziest, shittiest lore development of all to make the Force ‘gray.’ The sad thing is most Star Wars fans are so retarded they like the idea, a cancer which existed even in the EU.

Because what makes the ‘gray’ Force so fucking stupid is it’s just the light side with a fedora on. Gray Jedi, if they were between Light and Dark, should be amoral, which means they should do both good and evil acts. But instead they are just inactive good guys who fight the Dark Side. Gray Jedi exist as a way for modern people to say all morality is relative while still retaining their absolutist morality, which is why it is so poisonous.

Disney said it will have the biggest twist in star wars history. Nobody will really care though, even if Rey goes to the dark side.

Rey….

Grey….

Grey Jedi….

Rey is wearing Grey

It's like…. poetry….. it rhymes

God she looks stupid.

Nobody gives a fuck about new characters (toy sales confirm) and you can do nothing about old characters except to either kill or resurrect them, which was already done. So no Disney, you don't have any twist.

Probably saving that for Episode IX.

That tranny still looks like it needs a shower…. looks more greasy than a mechanic

>(((modern people)))
It's jews pushing their ideology

Grey jedi are the based centrists of SW

either she is Vader reincarnated as a "chick" (dubious more like in drag) or Snope is Vader, or time travel (kill Vader & make Empire win) or Vader will be cloned and owned by Marysue.

Like I posted above time travel (new dark side force power/ new Wunderwaffen/ Death star)

Might be slightly interesting to see Imperials not shown as retards however the price for that is too high as the rest of the film would be filled with sjw cancer…. in other words they would make the lame and imperials gay well more than TFA did.

yeah indecisive, fence sitters, with an undisciplined mind and a phobia of confrontation an or disagreeing with people. Soyboys 1.0

No, it is a balance of the two. Capable of "evil" when it is necessary but also capable of "good" too. It is a balance of the two opposing concepts and a realization that neither of them are actually real.

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It’s fucking stupid. It’s for people who want to have their cake and eat it too.

Name one time a Grey Jedi committed an atrocity.

Well none of it is real. It could be interesting, like a primal force which reflects the chaos of living beings, with positive and negative emotions where the negative are addictive and destructive, or it could be progressive shit, like a passive nonjudgemental energy maintained by space penguins that magically fights and judges hamfisted Donald Trump and gets to wear black eyeliner if it wants to and say how dark and edgy it is.

There is no right and wrong, there is no good and evil, it is all moral relativism

Wrong.