The Argument Show: Who took Mickey's quad?
you are a naughty boy
RUINING THE COMMUNITY
naww i've been known for terrible wordings of sentence
just like this post
we need more quads
sebastian, desperate for attention since his only social contact for the past 2 days has been spoilers, decides to make the thread extremely early to hopefully rake in some hurried (you)s
this leona IRL looks kewl
something like that lol
It's no problem~
should be ashamed. anyway i am supposed to play a videogame with kyle and chii so slow posting
I wanna kiss your tummy
I will personally slap grim in your memory
BOY, I WILL PAY FOR YOUR PLANE TICKET SO I CAN SEE YOU FUCKING TRY
YOU'LL BE 6 FEET UNDER BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "MAPLE SYRUP"
Is this OC? What are you even talking about?
I'd slap Grim's ass.
I'll slap the homo outta you
in the mood for playing the cello tonight?
One of his "bad jokes" in reply to moogs joking about a terrorist crashing his flight.
can't you talk to someone for once without trying to get something from them?
If a tranny is married to a woman or another tranny, do they say they're "lesbians"?
have fun, im going to get my workout out of the way so its fine
hey wanna be lesbians?
Not really. I just want to do nothing productive and drink tonight.
I only stick my lesbian penis inside vaginas.
Trump won five states
Goblin won four
So you're saying you'd successfully hijack that flight and anyone who even TRIED to stop you would GET THEIR HEAD SHOVED UP THEIR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so you are offering to take me spelunking? sounds like a decent time just dont pick a cave full of creepy mutant people
Why would I do that too moogs, I have nothing against him.
I don't know. It's in pretty deep.
kid in the back is like
save me from the nothing I've become
more like descent time amirite
Why would anyone think this is a good idea?
Would anyone even hire that freak show?
[joke about me shoving my arm in you and taking it out goes here]
The sentence you quoted doesn't seem to make sense, lol.
Why isn't Spoilers executed yet?
go back to last thread
I'm not explaining it when the posts are right there
ah, i kind of missed the link you shared to us of a video where you were playing that. do you still save the link?
You never know
So are you going to vote for Trump or the known goblin?
no idea what her deal is.
I voted for trump in the general elections.
how are you even a registered republican. you're a genderqueer satanist
nothing funny left to say
still need attention
I also voted for Trump because we need to make late night tv great again
Oh, I thought you didn't like him.
I'm only one of those things.
you also don't seem like the type of person who would make the effort to register as a republican just to vote for trump
Because he's one of those retards that thinks that constantly doing everything for "le memes/anti-conformity" means he's definitely a unique little snowflake.
I think I registered when I got my driver's license, or something.
you must have been so baked lol xd
I was actually libertarian. Now I'm not really any party.
of course you were
don't you have to be registered for the party that you vote in primaries for?
Republican just seemed better than Democrat at the time.
It still does, cause Trump.
Yeah, I mean I registered as a republican, but ideologically I was libertarian. See
something tells me he's just saying he voted for trump. you jerk face
Erio do you watch Mr. Pickles?
The problem with libertarianism is that it still believes in an absolute ideal.
I DIDN'T LIKE OBONGO'S SOCIALISM SO I REGISTERED REPUBLICAN
I almost didn't vote though, cause it's not like one vote really makes a difference. I know, people say "what if everyone thought like that??" Well they don't, and me thinking it doesn't cause them to. BLOW ME!!!!!!!!
But yeah, I just felt like voting for Trump today.
I've tried it; it didn't really stick.
Not enough Pentagrams
'I almost didn't vote though, cause it's not like one vote really makes a difference'
I think like that
It was just kind of too dumb, I think? I don't really remember very well though; I was probably pretty baked.
I was in the right mood~ I think he was basically guaranteed to win here, though. But I also got a spam email from the Trump people saying to make sure I vote for the delegates he has in his pocket.
They gave me a receipt and half-jokingly said it was to "prove I voted." I guess this is one situation where that could be useful.
I don't actually feel like taking a picture and stuff though
just got a fucking burger guys
Try elk burger.
It tends to come off as incredibly blunt with heavy use of shock value.
There are only a few things worth appreciating and they don't really seem worth sitting through the show for it.
I guess that makes sense; I'm too used to those kinds of edgy things for them to have an effect, maybe.
Like, do most people find the Omen creepy in any way? I love that trilogy but don't really think it's scary at all.
I feel the same way about the Exorcist.
How did anyone piss or vomit from watching that?
I think the Satan horror is mainly aimed at christians and non-christians who still kind of have a christian mindset hovering in the background.
I'm slightly drunk and horny.
Why is Satan considered scary though?
bison burgers are mouthgasmic
that cone doesnt seem tilted enough to drop a scoop
neith 1 key op
pwnd and bought 3200 item ez after one back
is this supposed to be intelligible?
Because he's supposed to be the source of all evil and bad things, and represents the threat of eternal damnation. Were you not raised christian? I guess it makes more sense if you've been in the mindset to some degree.
Yeah they're pretty good too. Elk is even healthier, though. I felt a nice energy for a while after eating it; I think that's a sign of good food. Like the opposite of what you get after eating fast food, lol.
ur not inteli gent enuf to read?
But bad things and evil exist because God wills them to and he allows it, and Satan only punishes bad people.
he just straight up bullied me
I heard TP can't read.
holy shit luka
I never had elk
how is it compared to beef
this bandwagonning is unbearable
you completely ignore the angle of the ground which makes it look like they are leaning backwards to limbo under something but you keep defending the messed up perspective of that image
He still represents a threat to christians, though. They can always be lead astray. Also it's pretty scary to think about such things as malevolent demons and hell existing, for most people. They're just unsettling concepts to most, even putting aside the potentiality of those people being led astray. The idea that they even exist is enough.
Pretty similar, just a bit different.
If he can't, it would explain some things.
there's a difference between can't and don't
bark bark bark bark BAR K
It's no wonder you've gotten so far in life.
TP I SUMMON YOU
Sorry but you got me instead.
elk is yummy
I'm not defending it but okay.
I'm pointing out that it was obviously witchcraft.
She pointed and the ice cream fell in the direction that she was pointing.
Fucking burn her at the stake gdi
Can you explain why though?
i hate you
and the thread has devolved into onomatopoeias good job
Moving to Australia to hunt kangaroos and other monstrous animals and living off of them kind of seems like a nice option.
That's an awfully big word for someone who can't or just doesn't read. :^)
i had to google the spelling
Stop using periods Erio it's freaking me out
Get a job.
Nope, still me.
how are you feeling barkbard?
I'm just kidding they don't
thank god nezi is here to take some of this bullying off of me
People are instinctively afraid of something they may have no idea of even existing until it is introduced to them?
Shut up Kamoo or whoever
Nezi kind of strikes me as someone whose ideal job is taking a bunch of cocks in his holes for money. Maybe he hasn't realized it yet.
Fear of powerful malevolent beings is pretty instinctual. So is the desire to avoid pain, especially when it's in the form of eternally torment.
Oh, so it's like Dagon or something?
Watch your mouth, I'm more of a bullslut
how are you ian?
when did you transition? congrats
Now cat sounds.
Pretty much just bleh
I'll just leave if I'm going to get mixed up with unrelated people.
Why do you ruin everything Nezi like just go away you yumyum
What the hell is that? Stop being worthless.
I could see both options as being good things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I haven't read that, but I think the concepts of hell and demons do fit kind of well with Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. Especially if you pay close attention to the language he uses.
blasphemous outer spheres
I am sorry Master ARchives
It's fine, I like it well enough when I'm there but when I get home it becomes bleh
They overlap some but Lovecraft usually relied on the fear of what is truly unknowable, which for the most part holds up very nicely.
This ironic emote is comforting
Even if it was:
Kill yourself. :)
I'll let you off the hook this time.
Oh the catharsis
Just await death's sweet embrace. :)
I'm staring into the void as we speak ^_^
I don't deserve your kindness
If it gives me superpowers I'm okay with this
Hell and demons kind of represent the unknown out-of-bounds too. But I guess it depends on who you ask. The occult has always been heavily associated with Satan specifically by mainstream christians.
I'll reward you with emotes if you be a good boy, then.
Just find like a Great Old One and sacrifice all sanity for bitchin' powers.
You're getting it anyways.
If it involves much effort I might not be able to but I can try
I don't know if fI can take it all at once . // .
wanna put my dick in erio
It's not like I really needed my sanity anyway
been there done that
yeah but i meant like in real life
My E-penis is huge so I already know you can't.
It's kind of what prevents you from just bludgeoning a bunch of Mexicans at Lowe's.
Erio was just pretending to be a homosexual.
He's totally 100% heterosexual now.
They're usually nice and easy to deal with tho
It's the cranky old white fucks that cause the problems
only a little
one of those days where I'm up for like 24 hours for no clear reason
I even lifted earlier and everything but still no sleepy.
Good boy. <3
Have you had any of them complain about basically not being able to buy lead pipes, asbestos tiles, and lead paints?
Those were always the best/worst.
is that a challenge
Clearly it's the lack of weed causing your lack of tiredness
I don't know, I've never been especially scared of Hell or Demons, I can't really explain why and no one has ever really told me why they should be scary.
Nah, the ones here don't give a fuck. They usually just walk in, grab what they need and leave quickly
Oh and they always pay cash
Idk, I've been getting high a lot less for a while.
Were your parents not christian?
Just accept the the truth bard.
My whole family is Catholic and that's how I was raised.
Could be your body adjusting to not smoking it so much
Probably fucked with your circadian rhythms and whatnot
I really hated the old people when I worked in paints since all they'd ask about is why you can't buy certain solvents and paint thinners anymore.
Or they'd start going on tangents about how various petro derived oils were great for things you should never use a fucking caustic substance on/with.
Idk then. I don't see why it's hard to understand why fear of beings who are supposed to possess total malevolence towards you and want to do anything they can to hurt you is instinctual, though.
My sleep habits were always pretty inconsistent.
Oh well I just work as a cashier, the only departments I'm ever in are Garden and Lumber. I don't even bother trying to give people advice about product, I just point them to whatever department
Old people fucking suck, one cursed at me for like 2 minutes because I wouldn't take his expired coupon and couldn't process his return because customer service does that
No bueno. Mine is like... sleep as much as I can when I can, I'll sleep 6-8 hours on work days then 10-12 on days off lol
The only one I can definitely remember is some old guy talking about one of the old, synthetic paint thinners and using it as a "great wart remover" and whatever else was on his feet.
He then mentioned how he ended up losing toes and seemed legitimately surprised when I said the two are probably related.
"Customer service" related jobs just make you more misanthropic.
Don't break his heart, Bard.
You're going to be the new Manaka.
I am not a notorious heartbreaker
Idk, it works out.
But you can defend yourself from them with things like truth and peace.
It seems more of a thing that only wicked people need to fear which fits in with the overall mentality of "Do what I say or bad things will happen".
Eh, for all the shit customers I find plenty that are perfectly pleasant and happy to get help so it's not really dimming my outlook on humanity overall
Customer service isn't really suited for introverts tho
It could probably work better tho
Maybe you're overestimating christians' true confidence in their ability to diligently cling to those things they believe bring them protection? Satan represents their potential to be led astray, to them.
You mean a girls penis.
Satan represents their potential to be led astray, to them.
And also a monster that possesses people occasionally and also is responsible for all the world's ills and whatnot
He's saying christians believe God can protect them from those things, which is why the potential to be led astray is important in the discussion.
But ultimately being lead astray is up to them, it remains their choice since humans have free will.
If they're so frightened they can just politely decline.
Old Testament God seems much scarier by comparison.
I just find cinematic portrayals of Satan more fun overall
You live in like a smallish town part of California, right?
I'm also not reading most of the convo so I mean
I'm tired and chiming in with nonsense because I can
Does this count as small?
But ultimately being lead astray is up to them, it remains their choice since humans have free will.
If they're so frightened they can just politely decline.
Traditionally, that's more or less how all of the Abrahamic religions presented it: the devil attempted to entice humans away from God but ultimately, it was the fault of the people and the devil had no real power over the people. He didn't make them doing anything nor did he outright "trick" them. The devil being some omnipotent antithesis to god was a Romantic thing. Movies, fiction, and mainstream culture still view it as that but most major religions still present it as men falling from the path than the devil controlling them.
Free will would be a good enough reason not to be afraid if people actually had great self-control. All christians are tempted by certain sinful things, and a potential itself can be unsettling.
Well the bible generally isn't considered to be a fun book.
Revelations is fun
It's like the acid trip chapter of the book
Really any book with visions in it is fun
I thought you were in like a quaternary city of one of the bigger cities for some reason.
Yeah, it's kind of an exception.
Idk, for some reason I'm in the position of trying to explain to Yan why some people find Satan-related horror movies scary.
Time to call Smiles.
i thought the only thing that leads christians astray was little choir boys?
I lived near Pasadena in college, that fits that description
My town is like half way between San Diego and L.A., it's one of those towns where families go because it's safe and well off and where old people go to retire
Catholics are christians.
Convert or they'll turn you to stone
protestants are against touching little boys
Ah, fair enough.
Do you even get to be crazy if you're protestant? Protestants are sorta lame.
What does the Curry Bible say about it?
Westboro is protestant.
There are plenty of insane protestants
Do you like this kind of metal?
I was baptized as an infant, does that mean I'm one of them? The christians?
i un bap tized myself
I imagine whatever Hindu's bible is called is written in poo after wiping their ass with their hands.
I threw up when I was baptized. My parents didn't know I was allergic to formula milk yet.
But anyway, the rules of christianity say no. :3
So demons are just symbolic for the consequences of poor self-control?
Huh? You were baptized in milk? I went into the vatican and saw the pope once.
Sin = separation from God = closeness to Hell
No, I had just had formula milk earlier, lol.
Was that interesting? :3
Not particularly, I prefer stuff that's a little more complex musically
"Wrestling with your demons"
They're commonly known as said metaphor
pls be nice to me
It was okay. Rome in general was a positive experience, it's a very charming city.
And I'm supposed to be afraid of monsters that are under my control...?
only if they arent gay or a woman or anything other than some old dude with a beard which raises many questions as to why the words should ever be believed since they come out the arse of senile old men
I imagine Luka was dunked in a tub of food stamps for his baptism.
I think you're more supposed to be scared of what they represent: the consequences of losing control
pls be nice
i am also having a hindu mid life crisis
I just remembered you liked some kinds of metal but idk what exactly. Power metal, I think. :3
It seems like it; I kind of wanna go there some day.
Lmao, this has gone on way too long. I'm done trying to explain why Satan-related horror is scary to some people; it doesn't seem worth the effort. :3
yes i am
i have a craving for curry already
Well, the foundation for every religion is an oral history, which was generally told by the elder members of any tribe or community. So it makes sense that the spiritual leaders were old farts since knowledge, even parabolic, wasn't exactly commonplace prior to writing.
Like I'm listening to this album a lot recently Erio
They're more of the "traditional" metal I listen to
Is there something wrong with me if I'm not afraid of them...?
It's several scriptures and it's mostly about the gods and their avatars and stuff i think.
Mostly Progressive metal, some symphonic/power-esque metal if the musicians are good, some death metal and whatnot. Some that could be labeled "metalcore" if I was a complete faggot
quit bullying me
It was pretty nice. Sorta far away for americans though I suppose.
i think they should have put something together when most of the religions led them at some point to kill others in return for some great result, like all the evil bugs eating their crops might go away or their husbands might stop fucking hookers or just lusting over other women in general then no one really changed following the removal of the blamed parties religion is such a great thing love and tolerance all the way
I guess you do like some screamy stuff, then.
I'm not afraid of them either.
This band is symphonic. :3
Yeah, Canada is the only country besides here I've been to.
You're a cowfucker too?
Eh, you're looking too much at it with modern morals.
Religion, for better or worse, was something needed in those eras. It was something to both unite progressively larger groups under them while drawing lines of who specifically isn't them.
Stop pointing out things we have in common
I'm well educated.
What is there to do in canada?
I'm sure you probably shit in the streets like a curry does too.
Girls don't poop.
Well I said that at the beginning. I'm not doing it on purpose. Why though?
Waterfalls and tourist attractions and lots of squirrels. Licking maple syrup off of Wish's naked body. Idk, I guess the Niagara Falls really are the main thing, lol.
Screamy was an acquired taste. Stuff like Messhuggah was just so fun to listen to as a musician that I got used to the screams/growls and whatnot
What you linked is neat, but I wish the drummer was more interesting. He sounds like a robot
okay then how did everything seem to advance faster around the time we stopped letting them have control? cause that just sort of leaves it looking like religion held us back for a long time now i will tell you now my knowledge of the history of religions is limited to specific big events so im not trying to say i know this for sure but it seems that way to me
I don't like you doing it
I literally said I was baptized just a little bit ago, why would you ask if I'm hindu?
Can you pet the squirrels?
are u hin do?
Idk, I guess they're not really supposed to be a focal point.
No, I just kind of threw that in there cause it randomly came to mind. The point is that Canada isn't that exciting. :3
You're not a girl.
Because society had to advance to a stage where something other than base fear of divine punishment would keep people united which hadn't really happened prior to 1600.
Don't pester me.
kewl vid :O
It's time to stop
I'll just make sure not to mention the name in your tripcode so she doesn't see this.
They could be more creative without being the focal point
Like, he's obviously got stamina but it's just so boring to listen to
im sure if religion had not existed we would have found something, was religion really all that helped form it?
ayy lmao bby
There's nothing to see.
I think it's normal in that kind of metal for the drums to just help set the heavy beat.
Quite literally, yes.
Religion was what gave societies order and answers far before any rational or logical thing took their place.
They were need to answer questions no one had the ability to answer until the last century.
They were need to govern people long before any form of policing was available.
Stop it what are you even doing?
I posted an "okay" emoji?
I'm going to bed, I don't need this kind of obvious and malicious harassment.
posted an emoji
the language of the future, though. soon you'll be able to make passwords with it.
Are you meme-ing?
big anime tiddies
To the extent of my knowledge going to be isn't a meme.
I suck dicks
Will give cummies for subway
I meant what came after the comma.
That's a gay reaction. :3
you're a gay reaction
I thought you'd do art commissions for Subway money tbh.
There are a lot of undercurrents of gay in this thread.
this doesnt sound right at all, it sounds like a coincidence that religion then tried to slip in and say was all done by them after the fact and everyone just nodded
I wasn't meme'ing, comma and period.
don't hate kayle
This is why I tend to like bands that are a bit outside the norm for their genres I think
Anyhow, work tomorrow morning. Night
All of human civilization has had some sort of notion of external threats to unify them.
Religion was one of the things responsible for reinforcing what those threats were, even if intangible, as a means for the civilization to be stable.
The stability in turn developed further progress, etc, etc.
How can I not?
How can I not, how can I not?
That was terrible
IT WAS BECAUSE OF ME OKAY
Why'd you remove me from your Steam? :3
What, you fed?
Yas is a fickle champion.
We were having too many conversations and playing too many games together.
ANYTHING BUT GETTING TOO CLOSE
MUST TERMINATE ALL CONNECTIONS BEFORE THAT HAPPENS
LEST THEY HARM YOU
so kingdoms and wars was the actual thing, cause if it was religion it would have required every place on earth to have made a religion at some point right? in comparison to every place ever having been in a conflict or war
I'm being sarcastic because we actually had very little contact.
I know, but I'm triggered from when you did that with me.
I think it was after we talked about mc server troubleshooting or something.
I beat the Irelia well enough so I'm happy with that.
Poppy is the champion I'm most comfortable with.
can't stop the pop.
huh... what... i didn't type that.
I'm super happy that people think she's no longer a powerful champion
The literal earliest human civilizations relied on religion to even exist as a singular entity. The same thing that even allowed them to have time spent not warring and existing to develop language, technology, and civilization further.
I know you're just trying to be fedora tipping here but the earliest civilizations flat out would not have existed without their respective religions reinforcing them.
who are you
have a good sleep, Yan.
A young black boy who Darwin molested.
Waffala Arjun, Esq.
is this aya
A young black boy who Darwin molested.
You have me on steam
i never know what to say
He never cybered you?
you tried at the very least
go do your thing already!
im 6 foot 1 and tons of fun
what about you
Go the fuck to sleep.
Just say hi
I don't get enough company ;~;
Just speaking to him was enough to get me wet anyhow
Shit I dunno
Posting here before bed, listening to some bullshit music
I took a short nap today.
You know I jest, Niles
What goes on, Pyle?
Pondering if I should steal an aloe water from my roommate's case
new thread cunts
That chunky shit?
Settle for lead paint chips then.
Will give cummies for subway
you know your words are far less believable when you try to insult people as you try to explain things