You are given 1 billion dollars and full creative control to make a new trilogy of Star Wars movies. Full. Creative...

Literally just retell the story of the original trilogy but from the Empire's perspective. Make the main characters really sympathetic, so the audience feels bad when the Rebels blow up the Death Star and so on. First film will basically be like Triumpth of the Will, showing all the good the Empire has brought to the galaxy with Stormtroopers playing with children type shit. It's also an excuse to go get some kino cinematography out of how aesthetically pleasing the Empire is.

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I think pro-Empire SW would be the most successful.

This.
The only true sequel.

Why, wtf?
Just make a decent movie with good action scenes, like Drive in space minus the interracial cuckoldry.

i keep holding the rights and never do anything so that reddit wars finally disappears

New Jedi Order Vong War
I've never read the books, but Jaina a qt patooti

But eventually you will die and then who will own the rights?

I give it to Uwe Boll just to troll goons.

and because he’ll actually make solid movies on budget and schedule

Muh ebil space nazis though

Podracing: the movie

Paying for the best bucks in America
As many truckloads of white women possible

I embezzle as much of the money as possible while pretending to move forward with an ultra pozzed trilogy. Then I take the embezzled money and put hits out on all of Hollywood.

Check mate.

I think the only way to produce more authentic Star Wars would be to use the source material to create something new. Basically I'd lock in a bunch of autistic but not liberal white dudes in a room for a month up to a year with only the first four Dune books, a couple of piles of French-Belgian comics, a collection of Flash Gordon serials and some of the most important works of the Western canon, with the Greeks being featured most prominently. They are only let out once a script for a new trilogy has been written.

Then you'd find an artist of the same calibre as Doug Chiang or Ralph McQuarrie to produce a cohesive new fresh aesthetic for this new trilogy which does echo the previous two trilogies but not in a derivative way.

Finally I'd let Denis Villenuve direct it.

Prequelprequelkino.

I make a R-rated tv show that is basically a mix of Battlestar Galactica (remake), Star Trek and Starship Troopers with a Star Wars skin.
It's set before A New Hope. We follow the crew of one of the Star Destroyers, the rebels have infiltred the ship but no one knows who is a rebel. The show will approach different subjects like politics, social commentary, science and weird space anomalies etc. The stormtroopers always hit their targets, no one dies when they miss a step. I'd like to show who the stormtroopers are behind their helmet, what is their job, where they come from. I want to treat them as humans, not as cannon fodder. When the rebels act as terrorists, I want to see the victims, the blood, so it doesn't feel like SW Rebels where it's always "we blew up a ship, LOL".

Post-ROTJ, Aurra Sing escapes space jail. The trilogy follows her exploits. I also star as her partner, a shameless self-insert. There are tasteful sex scenes and we get to see Twi'lek dancers topless. The main plot is playing both sides, the New Republic and the Empire remnants against each other, bounty hunting their top brass until Aurra is left as the most powerful force sensitive in the galaxy, with more wealth than the Hutts. An unaligned unity is achieved, with both Jedi and Sith wiped out. Aurra Sing rules the galaxy forever.

I buy a real nuke to make a certain scene more "realistic", then secretely detonate the nuke in the middle of Hollywood. If I die, then so be it.

Porn.

>Luke Skywalker attempts to restore the Jedi, with an emphasis on Grey Jedi doctrine, only to be subverted by a light side user named Snoke
>in the interim, the galaxy gets invaded by an external force of snokes race, which uses the ongoing to enslave republic systems
>Snoke bodysteals an emperors clone, but it gets mutilated in the process
>the majority of the empire falls, and Snoke replaces the upper command structure with men loyal to him
>Snoke rebrands them the first order, and uses them to defeat the rest of his race using the new and improved Starkiller tech, destroying their planet ships

Also, lots of naval battles and slow panning shots with a Darksynth soundtrack

To be honest, just fucking Don't. Star Wars is the story of the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker. You can't graft more story onto that.

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I'd start with a nature mockumentary on wookies grooming each other and picking the dingleberries from each other's bums. It be low budget BBC nature doc style and meant to build hype for a new deathstar movie.

Animate it and add in Rick and Morty as characters. I'd save about 500 million on effects, which I would use to buy every Limited Editon McDonald's brand Official Rick & Morty Szechuan Sauce I could find on eBay. If I had any left, I'd take a trip to Cartoon Network headquarters to hang out with Justin Roiland.

Just hire a bunch of SW autists who think that Lucas was the devil and ruined their childhood, then watch them make turds and get BTFO from not delivering anything good even though you give them everything they desired.

Darth Vader trilogy about the early days of the Empire, when he was busy chasing down (((Jedi))) and shoahing them for the good of the galaxy.

Followed by an alternative RotJ called Galaxy at Peace where Palpatine wins.

Besides RLM, some people from Channel Awesome and Spoony, who else?

the sloth girl

Why waste all that money on a bunch of subhumans when you could spend it making a three hour long battle with scenes of Rebels dying agonizing and miserable deaths?

A 15 hour long montage of state of the art CGI droid porn
It would change the face of modern culture as we know it

Take your shit fetish back to whatever board you came from.

Dróidtangó

Can I have Star Wars 1313 released?

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Imagine it. ASSBLASTED REBEL FANS BY THE MILLIONS: boycotting galore. "Nerds" everywhere are cucked by their favorite movie trilogy.

I would make a Star Wars variant of LOTGH. It would follow the events immediately after Episode 6, as the Rebel Alliance fights against the remainder of the Empire. With the Dark Side gone, the new leader of the Empire is actually a pretty decent guy that's actually trying to do what's best for the Universe. There's lots of deep, philosophical dialog that goes on, and scenes of people dying senselessly along both sides. In a reversal of the secondary source material, the new Emperor actually dies at the conclusion of the second movie, leaving the Empire crumbling apart. The final movie in the trilogy deals with the terrorist insurgencies caused by the last remaining Dark Side users, as the new Jedi (including the other main protagonist) trained by Luke battle them at its conclusion. The story ends on an optimistic note that peace might have finally come to the galaxy, and Sheev's successor is actually celebrated as having provided the infrastructure required for the Empire to gracefully enter into a new government, rather than turning everything into a fractured mess.

Use the money to buy a plane. Crash it into the oscars with no survivors. Let the memes flow.

I would make such a shitshow, it will make the Holiday Special look like Citizane Kane

To be fair, you'd have to be really smart to do that.

Everyone is having gay sex.
Next.

Most of the characters wont be human. Most capture and subtitles will be used. Andy Serkis is on board to play upwards of 6 major characters.

Rey will be killed off in the first 5 minutes to show that the Star Wars universe is actually dangerous. The planets will have complete alien feels to them.

ILM will do the graphics with George Lucas supervising the creative control team.

This trilogy will be an infusion of indiana jones styled mystery ruins and temples with Star Wars aesthetics and monsters. David Lynch will direct the first one, at least. Terry Gilliam will direct another. If a third director is needed George Lucas is the go to. They will be given complete creative control as directors and final cut, they can use whatever script and dialogue they want to film.

We are going to use approxiamately 50 million dollars only to market the films. Nobody needs to spend so much to market actual good star wars films, people will be talking about how great this sounds and looks just from trailer footage alone compared to the dull shit we have now.

Therefore we have a massive budget of 315 million dollars per film. They will therefore be about three hours long each. They are going to use maybe 75 million for CG work and a massive 250 million for the production and cast budget. No one actor will be hired at over 5-10 million dollars. All good actors and goddess actresses will be chosen and will want to be a part of it for 1-5 or 5-10 million if its a main role.

There will be no discussion of anything related to the galactic senate.

Scrap SW and make a WH40K movie.

cringe

He wouldn't really have the force, but he thinks he does, and his scavenged lightsaber would short out all the time. Befriends a stranded Ewok like a little Chewbacca except he's smarter than him and sticks around to keep him out of trouble. In the end in an act of foolish bravery with lots of hijinks saves the Jawas from the sand people and becomes their hero. Kids movie because Starwars should be for kids.

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Seth Green already did that

Faithful adaptation of the Thrawn trilogy.

pretty much this, unfortunately. because the star wars trilogy was based in the re-telling of universal myths, attempting to go beyond the simple hero's journey but less than grand cosmology is pretty pointless and only detracts from the original story. I think lucas realized this. ironically, disney seems to as well, except they're resorting to literally remaking the original and recycling the monomyth that inspired it.

a star wars universe grand cosmology / narrative would most likely be literally unfilmable and tantamount to starting a religion, by the way. nobody who could make that happen would ever greenlight the attempt, at least not in film or television.

For an anthology film I'd have it be animated in the same vein as Halo Legends or the Animatrix. It will consist of different animations by different animation studios accross the world including Genndy Tartakovsky. Some will explain lore, some will be fun for the sake of it.

I'd watch this. The dialogues would be awesome

Well, as long as he wipes out all the Sand People like Anakin I'm cool with it.

I would cast a character actor best know for a sitcom and voice roles