tired ... how about yourself?
Oh good you can Google high protein meals for dinner and eat that!
Also it's my sister's kids, I don't want to extort money from her :/
I just wanted to make sure... i had major doubts
I know what's best for you. You have to learn to love yourself.
who kniows?! wooo hoooo wooo wew
please dont spoiler... i have to wait until tomorrow night for my fix
Is a cute, yes.
Aren't strawberries cuter?
scared to death
scared to look
scared to death
scared to look
Oh, I don't know anything. I'm just hoping 'cause I was rooting for Jon so hard and haven't given up hope.
Well...they're cute too. And the two make a great combo.
good shit boo
I dropped my phone and now it's a tiny bit bent and the camera still isn't fixed.
Super cute yes.
Well I am a manly man!
so you should not doubt.
Do they? Why's that.
I will always root a toot for jonjon!
Meanies of the wall!
FIRE AND BLOOD
They're gone now
Xenogears. I grinded...ground...whatever'd for hours to buy a super rare and expensive item, then just stopped. I'd better complete the game or all that work will have been for naught.
Their flavors just mix very well. It's difficult to explain, but get them together and they're amazing!
Jon, Tyrion, and Danny should establish a democracy and retire to Dorne for fun and sun.
I'll try it out sometime, just to taste the kiwi.
Ah, that old one :)
complete the game!
No. I'm posting a cute vag that I just webm'ed up. I may have to redo it though. It could be pixelated.
As long as you're not allergic, you won't regret it! And even if you are, you'll die with tasty kiwi in your mouth.
Booo. I hear book Stannis is cool, but show Stannis is a douche canoe.
Old but good. I love PS1 games! They have a gritty charm and I grew up with them.
scoot likes drakeposting because he has good taste
His revival's coming soon, babe
Just you wait
lmao i thought that was grim at first
You're smart enough to put a $3,000 gaming computer together!
Why not jerk off and record yourself?
What makes you a manly man? Do you want to be our Alpha male?
Hey Jackson <3
I choose to believe all Britons sleep in UK-styled blankets and on a Union Jack pillow
For fun and orgies?
Kinda hoped it would be an epic doot.
Oh yeah. You are right about that. -Hugs-
they sleep on the floor
their designated muslim bull gets the bed
My quilt is the Queen,
I did once :D
Well i'm offering you an apology. You can choose to accept it or not.
I have no allergies, so I can eat anything you bake or cook!
Not entertaining to me.
He's a joik! :p
Probably. Everyone's so horny in Westeros. It's like here but with dragons.
Did you feel like a real Britbong?
Same. I'll make ya a strawberry cobbler.
how is this one going so far?
any mentions of the Zohar?
its not my fault I am in heat.
it's not that.
ehh well I can do like 3 push-ups.
and I can run fast so I am alpha
it was the worst timing. I just finished it and now I'mma post a comparison to see which one i like the most.
Literally me a while ago, but then I remembered.
Not yet. The cool thing about 'Gears is that that stuff doesn't get revealed until well into the game. There's mystery and suspense.
It's ok. Nothing wrong with a healthy sex drive. It's only a problem if you're Lannistering your sister.
I don't care about that! I want piggies or kitties!
fine. this is the second newest webm. I pulled it from another webm just a little earlier today.
Almost, my 1/4 Welsh heritage will never leave me
I'll always try and rember the happy day
Also didn't know Monty Python went as far as Finland
Season 2 comes out in October, you can wait until then right? :c
Who is that luscious beauty you are posting
What's that, hun?
Do Welsh stuff!
oh wow they even got this gem
any kewl robutts?
it's already out though? your'e able to make a season one folder?
oh? innocent lil ole: Galko-chan?
how do i tell my friend who is absolute shit at dota that him making a smurf will not be a good idea when he feeds in 1k mmr games
Maybe he does better at 250 mmr.
Same, can't give up on it.
Don't think so lowly of Monty Python, he's pretty well known.
Also I may be biased towards British humour with shows like Blackadder, Little Britain, Peep Show and some others that I can't think of currently, probably some Australian ones there too.
I like how thick she is
I dunno.. have you seen the language?
Yeah, I am :3
He picks aggressive ganking heroes and stays in the jungle for 20 minutes thinking he contributes
Poor baby. Still cute though.
More like *punch clank!*
She looks like shes telling someone they have a small penis.
natural body types in anime! ^_^
......Let him play League instead?
No. Maybe Heroes of the Storm.
What's a Strawberry Gobbler, Sabs?
Want to scissor?
As a matter of fact, yes!
she only talking about normal teenage life issues!
wanna listen to a xeno sag ost?
i never pressed enter lmao
A joik (also spelled yoik), luohti, vuolle, leu'dd, or juoiggus is a traditional Sami form of song. Originally, joik referred to only one of several Sami singing styles, but in English the word is often used to refer to all types of traditional Sami singing.
i choose to remain indifferent
But that is an issue a teenager would have.
u cant speak for her! hmph... u didn't watch her in anime! >_<
A fucken plus
She looks like a sex machine to me though.
the only point of his existence is to reinforce the idea of azor ahai and get the red lady to jon snow for the inevitable resurrection
you should actually watch it
the episodes are like less than 10 minutes each!
Eww, get mind out gutter
My mind is the gutter.
All I think about are lewd things and nothing else.
What do I do ?
use brains and logic
instead of hor mone nal urges
think! uh... about their lives and real stuffs instead of... uh, ur internals and desire
I'll watch it with you
Why you gotta ruin the show like that?
But my dick is gonna fill every hole by the end of my life.
i enjoyed it.
yeah, it's worth watching again.
Beef cheek tacos, black bean paste, and a side of spinach
Shit is fucking fire fam
Whats that ?
everyone went to bed but you
i mean it it seems really obvious to me. i mean they set up this entire thing with bringing people back to life. jon snow is vowed to be at the wall till death. the red lady is right fucking there. i mean if he were to come back then he would no longer have to follow the vows of the nights watch (not that he was). it aligns so perfectly that he might just twist it and leave him dead to fuck with expectations. i dont think he is azhor ahai
regardless i wouldnt expect a big good vs. evil thing at the end. george rr martin hates lord of the ring because of that
Foddamnit, now I'm hungry.
Aiite let's do it when I'm home
I think I am still on season 3.
My rage is beyond your control.
That's gotta be fake. Please.
I can't be arsed.
i feel the same way towards the book. im about halfway through. though i have a new t-rex bookmark so im ready to party
I need more attention or I'll die! uguu
become stronger than ur rage
wait there's people who don't orgasm every 10 seconds??!
If you ever have the chance you should try beef cheek meat
Its so tender, a good balance of lean and fat
I can make you orgasm every 10 seconds!
I'll turn my hate and rage into power.
reactions like that probably torment the guy more than the condition itself
ban the spammer.,
Not responding to my attention.
I never do the fancy foods.
Some would kill for a curse like that.
wew field trip to /lewd/ time
lets get going guys
I am a free soul Fortune
Calm down there Subtle lmao
instantly people start replying to him and going to /lewd/
you guys are embarrassingly stupid
go super saiyen
I'll count that as reply.
It was just boo
IT'S SUPER SAIYAN YOU DOLT
At least I'm not depressed or cut myself
this com is a legit reason to be depressed tbh
at least im not dating a fat mexican i call my gf
who are you dating
I'll be blue and red like goku
Should I get drunk today?
I want to kiss subtle in the tummy
god saiyen super duper ultra saiyen
Do you ever not?
I giggled irl
I've been like sober for a week
Been working nonstop
I managed to have it put in the lease on my flat that as well as the flat I get this whole bag of little green army guys
I assure you I am not depressed
Save it for when you can do it with some other peeps
Ahh, makes sense.
Hot damn, I've got firecrackers and a sandbox.
Want to play?
it's okay I suppose, there isn't any of the best guy, the one with the binoculars, but there is loads of the guy with the bazooka, he's the second best
I just put them places around the house to weird out visitors
what will you do with them
I never had any of those guys.
I had to use my stuffed dolls for mock battles.
place them by the windows to deter intruders
how much is shipping? I could mail you a handful
Minesweeper guy was rad though.
oh, I get money in like 45 minutes.
I was gonna buy myself this nice sweater, but I think instead, I'll just get myself a hundred benzos and a lamp for the table.
I could easily get them, methinks.
Shipping is surprisnly cheap, but not THAT cheap.
I have been eating a salad or two everyday ever since I joked about being a vegetarian
Jesus I'm such a faggot
But that won't be till next week!!
Get drunk with me you faggot
Your eyes look weird irl tho ngl
Where you high when you took that pic?
or blue contact lenses
could def go some benzos and wine tbh.
That's actually a pretty damn great idea.
I have been eating a salad or two everyday ever since I joked about being a vegetarian
I'm a vegetarian and I haven't eaten a salad for like 10 years
vegetarian doesn't mean you have to eat salad dummy
If you can't hang in til then, you might have a problem ^^
Not into that drinking alone lyfe, sorry
You expect creativity from him?
And he just posted him eating steak.
get the benzos but be careful please
I just eat cheese all the time
I like benzos cause I like sleep
my doctor won't give me a constant zopiclone script, just a week at a time
so I gotta buy benzos instead
my cat watching birds on my big ass tv asif he is on a hunt
what are you thinking about today irl?
although if there is any word on either of those hookups scoot, I would totes prefer those
Well, never heard "too much cheese is bad"
As long as it's not too fat.
I have some weird metabolic thing where I can't put on weight, so my diet doesn't really matter too much
I shall let you know if/when I can get them. I can keep my ears peeled either way.
Bad times erin.
Gotta do whatcha gotta do.
I've nearly gone the month without boozahol.
the fat theyve told us was so bad for years is ACTUALLY good for us
Videogames and people
tell me about video games.
Hah, same here.
I can't lose weight either, which is probably good.
Because Fort's a skeleton.
No Scoot. No.
well done, feelin healthy?
I still have 2 zolpis left, gonna need them for tomorrow night cause I got a work capability assessment in Ayr early Tuesday morning
Dont be stupid Erin
Buy nice clothes
When you dress nice irl it makes you feel like less of a degenerate tbh
Take it from me
Dont get me wrong drugs are fun but I'd rather buy things that you can reuse and not just take once
Its good for you isn't it?
Besides there's always Spinach and Watercress here so might as well pack a salad for lunch
Im not seriously gonna be a vegetarian
Fuck that I'm not a faggot
I love me some steak and chicken
I just have been eating a little healthier now just cause I guess
I'm just bored and everyone else is either working or busy
I might as well drink
Yearly reminder that it's still there somewhere.
Feelin a little better I suppose. Ive been more productive so its a positive heh
and oh? whasts that?
Then get fucked up, idk
Big fat surprise
I don't feel like a degenerate
stop assuming I don't feel good about myself
Mr. Anthony "spent his entire twenties in some premature midlife crisis" Soto
I like playing them with my friends.
it's where I have to go to a meeting to assess how disabled I am so they won't stop my benefits
where are your freinds now? ;~;
I'm starting to feel like that.
Fucking tories -_-
I made everyone take a small break so they are probably watching tv or something.
Those snickers commercials said they still great hunger.
the work capability assessments are well documented for their decision turning out to be wrong in over 50% of cases where they decide to stop benefits, and as the scheme was rolled out, suicide rates jumped up in every area they were introduced to systematically
they starve people, and they kill people.
i think we'll have to wait after blood & wine is out to hear anything
i dont want break
Here's a huge surprise
I actually like eating vegetables
They taste good
I'm just saying you shouldn't blow all your money on drugs bruh
I'm not saying you shouldn't buy any either
Just buy a bit and buy other cool stuff
God you're like my ex gf
Like she'd get mad and be like "Then get fucked up, Idk, do whatever you want"
I would proceed to getting fucked up and she'd bitch even more later
Moral of the story: Dont get in a relationship
Social cleansing. "Call me Dave", more like TWAT
I ate three and I'm still hungry.
Can I sue them?
Got proof you ate them?
Proof you're hungry?
If she was hot it's probably worth
I took this photo on the walk to the doctors the other day.
it was a pretty day.
anyways chat later.
Probably, I don't personally really care for the Witcher series at all.
That's a pretty picture, sleep well Erin.
neither do i but the third one proved easy to jump into
I have empty wrappers
iunno how to proof im hungry though
Who among you is worthy of slaying the Deacons of the Deep with me?
they're not hard
You should eat more vegetables Fortune
Actually scratch that
You should eat more period
You're gonna get fat
Yeah she was cute af
Then she cheated on me and I got mad but never told her I found out and cheated on her like 2 times, I was going for a 3rd time but she caught me that time and she had the nerve to get mad at me
I watched somebody play that, seemed like a hack 'n' slash game to be honest.
just hit the red guy and win.
Good, I'm still underweight.
No, but another summon makes the fight 3ez to handle thanks to the extra crowd control.
Luka you couldn't even beat the Asylum Demon.
w e w sleepu tiem
DS3 con troll err is not a DS1 con trolls
Why not just dump her when you found out?
Don't blame the controls.
If it was I would just cast Chaos Storm and be done with it.
why do people blame keyboard then? hmph..
Because keyboard and mouse controls are garbage
in that case, I'm gonna order a veggie burger and date myself.
good morrow squire.
How much do you weigh anyways?
blaming the controls
stick to begging for money and leeg
I'm not about that life
If she hurt me then I am going to hurt her
But obviously I can't necessarily hit a girl cause it's "morally wrong" but mainly cause I didn't want to get expelled from HS
So I cheated on her as much as I could
told you! controlls are to blame! :O
she is so gross
It's not like they were improved for Dark Souls 3.
new game = improved
I could easily pick you up
Im 73 kgs
this one is hawt
I'm actually pretty fit
Really damn small.
Oh dude I saw that video the other day and couldn't stop laughing shits so lulz
"and thats the last angel, fuck it"
Everything is made in China, so . . .
Only niggers extort money from fam, tbh
A queen sized quilt?
Why not? Are you asexual?
W-well building a $3,000 gaming computer seems harder than cooking dinner :p
To me at least
pffft i can do 7 push ups
We will kill all men in terrifying ways
Put whip cream on your dick and make him suck it
Ha i know right?
Wow that'was cruel
That looks like cancerous diarrhea
[ATTENTION FOR YOU]
Are you Lenko?
what? how is that even possible?
No one wants to read all that you retard
I think you should stop now
I'll help if you want.
it not that
I knew I had another parody video.
3/4th of those posts bloodchan replied to were made a looong time ago, like before he even arrived
he's just trying to make a textwall so people will comment on it
I see you support Trump
man I love this song, it's so classic for every small irrelevant village
Well I was 55 kilos last year so I make progress.
That's a lot of text
wow what a text wall that is so cray zee
I'm pretty much the same .-.
Think I am gonna rape Luka now
That was the last Evangelion webm I have.
Okay, now I'm pretty sure that you're both pretty short too.
oh... ok >_<
Y-You don't want me to rape you Luka?
im at least 182!
Should get that weight up though, since if I'm correct you're a bit underweight.
Yeah, my bmi is 17,5
that's too light.
Well then, probably should start building some mass.
I'm eating a lot.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
I dont wanna work ouut..
Well then, don't really have any other advice.
I'll just eat until I'm a disgusting 30 year old with a beer belly.
those will be the days.
Beer bellies are hot.
I wanna kiss these feets
Clear out those areas yet?
i got another shard and a red eye orb
I want her to dominate me
I want her to watch me fuck my boyfriend
People who invade in the dungeon
That's good. Is it cracked?
Nice. I might go find it then. I could use one.
I wanna sniff these panties
I know. I thought I fudged his quest line though.
I want these lolis to use my face as a foot rest
yo i'll grimestep that motherfuckers face in
I want her to sit on my face
implying you have the social skills to get a boyfriend irl
Do you have one?
nezi and desu should meet up for a coolata, and dumpster tug jobs after
nezi and desu should meet up for a coolatta, and dumpster tug jobs after
implying I have the social skills to get a boyfriend irl
I hate Bebop so much
master cucker strikes again
friend sent me a video
PGA Tour 2k16
peeling out in a golf cart
part 2: they drive into a lake
Just find a fuck buddy or something.
you will never ride along l'empereur Napoleon to rek all of Europe
you will never die in his arms giving your life for him and the empire
although lately my new location at work has had me meeting all kinds of new people and it's bringing out a charismatic, witty & fun side of me. been making people laugh and having fun
you guys ever work out the math on how much we spend on jets alone?
like 29billion on just Raptors lmao
charismatic, witty & fun
Do you feel that way on the inside?
tfw will never be charismatic, witty or fun
Red eye orb after Pontif
Start killing invaders for the host
They all help me kill them
Laughs are had
certainly, in the right environment!
once I open up I can't be stopped
tfw all 3
Having a boyfriend is gay though.
was looking into our air force and the names of them started to really get to me so i looked it up
Why do we name our battles and weapons after people we have vanquished? For the same reason the Washington team is the Redskins and my hometown Red Sox go to Cleveland to play the Indians and to Atlanta to play the Braves: because the myth of the worthy native adversary is more palatable than the reality — the conquered tribes of this land were not rivals but victims, cheated and impossibly outgunned.
IM NOT CRYING
Here's hoping you get those sorts of environments.
You are actually those. Objectively speaking.
How many people have you had sex with?
“We might react differently if the Luftwaffe were to call its fighter planes ‘Jew’ and ‘Gypsy.’ ”
it is tribute to the dead
It is rude to speak of the dead though
wait the braves are something against natives too? i knew of the rest but that one not so much