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Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

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Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

brb gotta get coffee

helloo

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

how are you doing, bae?

Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

Just woke up, enjoying a cup.
Hows your day going?

Owen Scott
Owen Scott

tfw you will never experience watching anime for the first time again

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

Try to get amnesia to do the trick.

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

its been weird to say the least, better though now that you are around

you could have a kid and then get them into anime and relive shit through them, like how the mothers that try to make their kids models do just in a less creepy way

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

Dat feel

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

heh
what have you been doing then?
I'm probs gonna watch movies

Samuel White
Samuel White

played some games with some friends got hyped for game of thrones on sunday and got told im not allowed to make jokes about a certain person, like i said its been weird lol what movies are you gonna watch?

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

friends

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

wow what an erdogan
dunno yet, any recommends?

Don't worry Jacky you'll find some someday.

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

I didn't mean to turn my older sister into a weeaboo faggot, she sorta did it on her own

I just saw her watching all this cancerous shit so I stepped in and schooled her on what to watch

Seeing her react to series I have already seen is so nostalgic and reminds me of when I was barely a small weeb that didn't know any better

Feelsgoodman

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

erdogan? um probably like deadpool the thing, i dont know right now all i think of are things ive watched in the past little while lol

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

WHEN THEY SAID REPENT.\

i WONDER WHAT THEY MEANT LITTLE BROTHER.

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

Kinda wanna hear Soto call Proto1 "Onii-chan"

Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

It's the extreme butthurt turkish president.
ehh I don't really watch superhero movies

Noah Cruz
Noah Cruz

What did you make her watch?

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

Nah, would be pointless

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

Japan.jpg
Not "Soto.jpg"

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

oh i think i ddid know that at some point, my bad well i wouldnt call deadpool a superhero... but fair enough, the thing however is not at all that it is a horror movie

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

It's not fun to be a debbie downer Jacky.

Wwel I don't watch horror either..

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

I think that could describe a lot of people :c

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

Can't argue with that

You can't be serious about trusting anyone
Everyone has a price or a pain threshold, chap

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

What a terrible idea.

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

Yea, true. But Soto would at least enjoy it.

I'll make the edit sometime.

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

uh....... spirited away? like probably would help to know what you like lol

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

But if everyone did that we wouldn't have so many lovely things.

ehh I like history movies, and war.
or really romantic movies.

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

Sup Onii-chan

How goes the war and such

Did you get drunk yesterday?
Did you have fun?

A couple of things
She's into comedy and a lot of love/emotional stuff so I've just been recommending her stuff from what she tells me what she feels like watching
She's watching Toradora atm

Oi Oi

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

maybe i asked that before cause for some rea..... oh yeah i did, wow i get stupider when tired, i apologize so i revise with tears of the sun as a movie

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

lovely things

What

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

Yo Jack your Flag is Hungry

Better give it some food fam

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

She's into comedy and a lot of love/emotional stuff
Ahh, the good stuff.
Toradora.
Sweet. pink-haired is best girl.
Oi Oi.
Hmm? Don'tcha agree?

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

I hate having laughed at that

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

maybe you need some sleep soon.
oh I might go do that.

Well our countries, products and everything you can think of are all the cause of working together! If we do not trust it is only anarchy

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

Yuss.

No.

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

xDDD

Will this ever stop

Our countries are led by spineless scumbags, fit to rule but unfit for empathy, people who maintain order at a price so high you can't even comprehend

Believe me, you'd trust leaders the least

Christian James
Christian James

tfw the weekend is finally here
tfw 80 dollars to my name

it makes me feel gud until i realize how much wallet raping opportunities there are out there

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

its a pretty good movie and actually yeah im gonna head to bed now, have a great day brightness <3

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

Yeah I can't wait till she gets to the Christmas teddy bear scene so I can record her bitch tears and be like LOL YOURE FUCKING CRYING OVER A CARTOON, YOURE 27 YRS OLD AND CRYING OVER ANIME LMAO JESUS CHRIST
I am actually gonna do that

Did you barf?
I bet you did
That's what you get for trying to be a big girl and actually drinking a good amount for once

ecks dee

Stay home and save 80 dollars

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

i am saving it

but i want to invest in something, despite the lack of opportunities to do so for someone of my age

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

...Rude dude.
Did you ever cry over an anime?

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

Fuck yeah dude
I cried in said scene
Hence why Imma record her ass lmao

Wait who are you again?

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

HYPOCRITE.
I never cried since 6.5 years ago. Only started watching anime like 4 years ago.
sucks

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

I'd be a little bit happier if I were you.
Victor at least takes action.
Whilst our Rutte gives the freedom award to Merkel.

goodie goodie
goodnight!

Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

Hungarians were always stubborn xenophobes, including the prime minister
Germany just finished itself off with liberal guilt, GG

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

At least you'll survive.
New habsburg empire when?

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

When sorry pathetic jokes such as the European Court of Human Rights cease to exist

Can't do shit with clowns like that around.

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

When clowns like European Court of Human Rights cease to exist

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

What the fuck is wrong with this site

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

Let's just hope we lose the union.

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

Le Pen is confident, UKIP feels the reins, Jobbik comes close to FIDESZ, Trump is winning all he can, Britain wants to quit, 75% of Germany hates its own politics, metals drop, oils drop, stocks get fucked

We sure start to feel all this democracy paying off

III. world war when

Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan

all this new wave nationalism/isolationism is nice, gives more room for things to happen, you know?

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

My bad

Anthony White
Anthony White

the guy that never posts because school

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

Sits on your lap

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

Those in control won't let it happen, not even if it will cost this planet

Trump will be proof of it

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

It can happen.
Will you fight for Ruskis or Merricans?

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

Well, got nothing but raw shit from the yanks so it will be Russia
Fag parades don't even exist there, the last bastion of honorable white men

Landon Nguyen
Landon Nguyen

do it

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

Its okay Wish, we've all been there
Next time be sure to drink a little slower or just dont go full Soto

What were you drinking anyways?
I'm assuming no hangover which is good

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

That feel when you have to go through the source code for the 1080p image.

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

Don't spite me bro

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

Russia would be stronger.
But I don't trust either to respect us tbh

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

Jackle is that you?

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

Rhum.

My head hurts

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

guize help, I miss mgd and I'm on beer #6 in the last 40 minutes, help me tslk to MgD again.

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

tfw no rum

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

Wtf nigga

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

newt
please post more interesting OP's

imagine you're hosting a dinner party

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

what the fuck dude you're boring sober buy more

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

Da

don't trust either to respect

You are getting there, might be hope for you yet

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

also
not having at least three different kinds of spirits for the weekend

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

calling booze spirits
holy shit jack you really are gay af now

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

Its simply "pia" in my language

How the fuck should I know what you use

pia > booze

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

Hm?

Alcohol?

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

I'm quitting for a weekend.
Gotta watch the health.

As gay as I might be I am quite the nationalist.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

Eh
I don't behave, I don't behave, oh eh
I don't behave, I don't behave, oh eh
I don't behave, I don't behave, oh
Are you going to the party? Are you going to the show?

Jacob Diaz
Jacob Diaz

that's lame

when are you visiting

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

Where

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

My house, hopefully.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

Good. Even I became somewhat tolerant towards faggots, there are much worse these days

Definitely this year, dunno exactly when

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

I polished a fifth in like an hour last night then just kinda died.

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

Jack-chan, does the government still wanna shoot you?

Luke James
Luke James

where do you plan on visiting? protip there are juden practically everywhere

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

He's goin to NYC

Blake Gray
Blake Gray

Jew York

No problem, I really plan to practice my freedom of speech

Nah, I have a 700 million debt and 5 years jail instead

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

ouo

Not too shabby.

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

what do you want, I just realized the caps say mgd on them because I bought miller. I miss MGD.

what, I want to talk to MGD, I miss that nigga.

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

giulana kinda cleaned up the city. there's not that many gay strip clubs left. sorry bro

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

You reek of week old semen and desperation, dude.

Zachary King
Zachary King

My little love adventure ended up with embassy and criminal investigators involved
Guess I'm not good with women

Shame, thought I could burn one down with half of you twats still inside

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

What Wish said ^^

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

giulani*

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

what are you north korea

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

You're lame

Good, there's greater threats.
It says something that the most nationalistic politician we had was a gay rich dude.
He would've won but was assassinated by an ecologist activist.

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

I think that's how 90% of them are supposed to end in Hungary.

William Rivera
William Rivera

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Austin Allen
Austin Allen

i'm not the emo faggo taking a break

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

I just drew the conclusion that canadian bitches are insane. There is definitely nothing wrong with me

Justice served.

No, I envy Camp 22 from them tho

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

no, I'm just drunk, and I always kinda liked talking to MGD, it was that damn fucking other nuke motherfucker that drove MGd away.
ow yeah he went by flan, I met that motherfucker, fuck that guy.

I like wish. I like MGD, I like a lot of cool people.

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

it kinda blows that griddles' final form is cato

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

what is camp 22

Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

Cunt

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

Oh yeah, that's definitely true.

All Canadian bitches are straight messed.

I think it's worse tbh.

Isaac Reed
Isaac Reed

that's harsh dude lol

James Allen
James Allen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoeryong_concentration_camp

Having it too good gets to their mind

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

Maybe he'll just actually become MGD in a few more.

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

that's wild. do you have any relatives locked up?

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

god don't summon him

Eli Hill
Eli Hill

Me being a cunt isn't exactly unheard of.

My life is far from good.

You should see all the first world problems I'm riddled with.

Landon White
Landon White

I'm not emo

He would've saved us man.
Fucking greenpeace

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

Is he even still around?
I thought it was just the resident autist that emulated him.

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

eh you're pretty tame lately. old wish was better

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

fuck you TP. I like cato, so by saying my final form is cato as an insult is extremely offensive, fuck you dude.

holy shit, I'm drinking miller and I want to talk to MGD, fuck you for real.

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

you are most certainly emo. didn't you say the other day that you couldn't stop crying over the littlest things

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

Nah we put people there
Fuck the decadent west

Do tell
What I saw from Canada was extremely boring
Ottawa at least

But he was a fag and so he couldn't
Moral of the story
Its not too late yo

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

he stopped by the other day like looking for one of his slut crew

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

It's all the estrogen he's on.

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

That's...actually kind of depressing.

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

sorry cato is a fucking joke. have you seen him lewd? wait, of course you have

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

are you really trying to tell me you dont at least have 12 relatives in jail?

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

Does it look like MGD is here

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

i didnt realize he came out

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

No, cancer, homicide or suicide, none of them really lived to see it

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

Should that change?

okay

Yesterday I was walking home from my exam and I stopped at a variety store and they didn't have any almonds so I settled for cashews and cashew are fuggin' gross.

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

gnarly brah. you have suicide in your family? be careful

Logan Howard
Logan Howard

nah do you it's just nice to reminisce

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

no, the first time I actually tried to lewd cato I passed out because I was too drunk/ too bored and I was tired, so truthfully I havent.

no, but MgD has been gone for a long time, like since the feud with flan, fuck flan for ever existing.

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

I think you're self projecting

But it was so perfect, the hyper progressives could not touch him because he was gay.
And he still btfo'd the muzzies.

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

no, the first time I actually tried to lewd cato I passed out because I was too drunk/ too bored and I was tired, so truthfully I havent.

no, but MgD has been gone for a long time, like since the feud with flan, fuck flan for ever existing.

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

fuck flan for ever existing
Don't you two live like on the same base?
Go kick his ass.

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

the first time I actually tried to lewd cato I passed out because I was too drunk

I uhh... LOL

Aiiite bruh, I don't even know how I used to drink so much tbh.

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

Maybe he's in /lewd/, you should go ask over there :3

Josiah Watson
Josiah Watson

the first time I actually tried to lewd cato
i love you dude

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

Fuck that. Not really sure what it was, "suicide" was really popular here during communism

Terrible.

Oh, that kind of guy.

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

damnit emma why must be so calm, I really like talking to you, don't be so accepting of my anger.

no, I'm in virginia now, but still fuck that piece of shit.

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

Evidently not.

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

haha yeah you would get down on vodka and not miss a beat. good times

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

Yeah man, it tasted like I was eating band-aids.

I probably should have just gone without.

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

tell me how he died and i'll tell you if it was suicide

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

Drive to New Jersey or wherever the hell and beat his ass anyways.

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

How do they let wusses like you into the military?

Well yeah, but I felt like it though.

What's the best ez mode food solution, senpai?

Vodka is too easy to drink for me now.

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

it's a cold weather thing

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

I wish more politicians would salute in a speech.
It shows power not whimp shit.

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

Soup.

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

I love you too TP.

maybe a weekend project, I should put in a request chit to kick his ass.

because i truthfully don't give a fuck what people say or do, they expect a reaction and I give none, many have learned that they can't break me, none have succeeded, I am to strongk

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

that image is kinda fucked up on several levels

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

It's pretty warm outside right now.

I think I usually drink better in the summer, idk

Is there a preferred version or can I pig out on cup noodles?

Those are probably pretty oily actually, idk :x

Except for over the internet, apparently.

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

What is happening in the image.

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

fuck you, at least lewd is good at insults.

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

He looks to be feeling up another man's ass.

Brandon King
Brandon King

I would suggest chicken noodle or tomato. Anything to get more water into the body. Do as little salt as possible.

Essentially:>>969752

Too lazy to look up the moonrunes for it. Character is from a book series I like. Unfortunately the artist where I picked most of this stuff up from makes the characters do gay shit.

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

When did I insult you? Are you okay?

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

i truthfully don't give a fuck what people say or do, they expect a reaction and I give none, many have learned that they can't break me, none have succeeded, I am to strongk

THE BEST

chicken noodle or tomato
as little salt as possible

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

but katushia is super cute.

no not even hear realy, if i reply in any way that isn't nonchalance, I'm more than likely dramatizing just to see how it goes.

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1411545
"What is it?"
"Well I was just thinking you have a nice ass."
"I see."
"Yeah."

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

I could tell it was your goal, none the less. i am drink

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

Makes it taste like shit, I know.

Mhm.

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

Low sodium soup is an affront to nature.

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

Cures a hangover.

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

I never knew you were such a salad tosser.

John Long
John Long

High sodium, condensed and canned soups are equally heretical.

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

Never thought you cared to know about my sexual preferences.

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

https://www.facebook.com/kindly0083/videos/vb.148419395342117/525053951011991/?type=2&theater

Elijah King
Elijah King

Ohh! I think I have chicken noodle :3

How cringey.

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

[Hming intensifies]

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

I don't particularly care, just was something I thought was more ambiguous.

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

Alright.

Hm.

Ah.

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

Inquisitive post about what that hmm is about just because the whole point is to make a vague post so people will feel inclined to inquire what you are contemplating but ultimately trail off replies after a single post after accusations of being boring

William Gomez
William Gomez

Hmmm

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

Ohh? Something on your mind?~

William Campbell
William Campbell

if you say so, truth is I miss you giuze and I really just wanted to talk to you and the MGd on the bottle cap gave me an excuse, I mean I do miss MGD. but I miss the old 4chn threads more.

Joseph James
Joseph James

I can't trust your opinions, because you don't like anything.

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

You obviously know little about the Way of the Hm.

It's a little like hakunamatata.

It's both thought and absence of thought.

It is both curiosity and apathy.

It is what Buddhists desire, and Christians fear.

It is time and space.

Physical and abstract.

I've studied it for years, and these are my findings.

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

There are no dicks here for you.
Shoo.

Homemade chicken noodle soup is so easy to make, though.
Celery, carrots, egg noodles, leg quarters for a heartier soup, little salt and thyme.

Humans are beasts of patterns.

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

Okay gonna actually get up off my butt and make soup.

Later bitches

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

bye love

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

bye emma, sorry we argued even in the slightest today.

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

I forget why I dislike you.

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

Yes, but that's secret!

oh

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

kbye

You say "easy" but really you mean "simple". Sure, it's simple, but that's still more time and effort than I want to expend towards soup, of all things.

Not that I never expend more effort if I'm cooking for other people, but when I'm just cooking for me I just want something that requires no time investment at all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Levi Torres
Levi Torres

Green eyed envy, I assume.

These are not the dicks you are looking for.

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

I'm kind of the same.
Most breakfast and lunches are just cereal and sandwiches because it requires me to do pretty much nothing at all.
Almost always cook for dinner, though.
Needs something with a starch, meat, and vegetables.

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

almost thought you were sci and was about to say something mean.

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

A strange mood took me this morning and I made sausage and eggs.

The stranger thing is that I slept for about 16 hours, though. I don't even think I'm sick.

When Wish comes back you should tell her that you cried when she left, then she'll definitely forgive you for grievously harming her feelings.

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

You're not a jedi

Austin White
Austin White

11:18 AM - them: you alkey
11:18 AM - me: >coming from you
11:19 AM - me: You used to get blitzed (in more way than one) everyday between Wednesday and the following Monday.
11:20 AM - them: Uh excuse me? More ways than one?
11:21 AM - me: All
11:21 AM - me: Out
11:21 AM - me: Blitzed
11:21 AM - me: On all sides.

I'm such a great person.

I passed out inebriated and slept for five hours.
Made a four egg omelet with cheese, sausage, and peppers, hash browns, biscuits and center cut bacon.

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

You don't even make my lightsaber extend.

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

no, I only cry for sappy movies, I don't really feel like crying over wish leaving would ever be a thing, I mean i like wish, but, leaving to cook something isn't worth crying.

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

Blitzed on all sides

Destroyed

You went all out for breakfast, I guess. I should have called someone up and went out to a diner or something.

It seemed busy in here, but I guess not really.

I'm laughing so hard that I'm going to cry.

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

imagine you're hosting a dinner party
Cute.

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

I am bed now.

Connor Butler
Connor Butler

busy in here
As in threads or your house?

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

Threads.

It seemed active, but I guess it's not that quick this morning.

Sleep well.

To be fair, Spoilers just does the "newt" thing to spite me.

It's cute.

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

wat even

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

I love TP dispensing gentlemanly advice. It's neat.

Why's "newt" get your goat anyway? Did you have a beloved pet newt who ran way?

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

prioritizing threads over food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9URZGTHR3tA

A dick joke.
I'm saying that my "lightsaber" can't even get "unsheathed" by you.

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

He OP'd with that about fifty times in a row and I told him it's repetitive. He seems to think I have some grand vendetta because I said that and takes his opportunities to shit on me when I'm not here.

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

I did no such thing. I finished eating and then turned on my computer and eventually got here.

Ian Long
Ian Long

I guess one beer can't hurt

oh
you need less focus on dicks

Jason James
Jason James

Taking things personally around here is always a bad idea.

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

11:27 AM - : I didn't do anything this morning.. dont be mean to me
11:28 AM - : When am I ever mean to you?
11:40 AM - is now Away.

Kind of feels I was sucker punched in the lower ribs for some reason.
I don't even remember how this happened.

I thought that was your whole gig.
#suckingdicks4jesus being your motto.

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

It's cause you're an alkey. Your body's rebelling.

I don't know much about your work, do you get weekends off?

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

I don't have a motto

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

It's like my lower ribs, the lower false ones, feels like they were hit, not like kidney pains.

Disappointing.

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

Hey testing.

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

Sup Giggles

idfk

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

I work Saturdays at a marina. Today I'm indoors working on inventory, so I thought I'd see what's going on here while I wait for some things to save. Usually I'm outdoors helping with the boats.

Have I ever asked what you do? You don't have to say.

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

WOW. WHAT A HELP YOU ARE.
I probably just I suck dicksed into something or fell last night and not remembering.

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

sabrina is a dock wench
i guess it's not too early to fap

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

Don't push the button.

William Taylor
William Taylor

I used to work at the post office, but I'm currently not working and just focusing on school.

Are you out on a lake or next to the ocean? Because my next question is "are you near a beach with beach babes?"

I've never seen the filter hit at such an unexpected moment.

Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

What button?

Logan James
Logan James

Hey shithead, tell the wharfinger the fuckin' gang is hard-timin' us and we ain't got nothin' ta dray.

I'm on Lake Travis in Austin, and there are some nice lake houses here I'm sure have a few babes.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

Oh, fuck the filter.

Man, Luka just ruins posting for everyone.

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

Isn't Lake Travis way bigger than Lake Austin?
I thought Travis was the recreational lake or am I missing something?

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

I gotta clean the gutters. Wish me luck, I didn't want to fall off a roof today.

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

Travis is a little bigger. They're both reservoirs with recreational centers and campsites.

Take your time and be safe!

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

Wear flip flops.
They'll help you not fall off the roof.

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

Yeah, the only natural lake in Texas is Green, I think.

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

I grew up near Belton Lake. There used to be a town called Sparta there, and sometimes fishermen will see the outlines of old houses and cars on their electronics. I'd love to dive down there some time and see them up close.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

the space bar. don't press it.

Christian Ward
Christian Ward

Sabs, be my egf.

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

Lake Ray Hubbard is the same here.
When it was low, you could see remnants of the treelines that were stick yards out of the water by then that boats were going blissfully ignorant over.
There was even fucking telephone poles that were revealed when it was in a drought.
The levees broke before evacuation and there's some homes' remnants and bulldozers under there.

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

ohayou

William Flores
William Flores

post yourself. prove you're not one of them.

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

pinches your cheek

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

somebody pls responce. I'm feeling ;needy

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

No thanks.

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

I just realized this is more like what TP was imagining.

I thought you were seeing someone?

Sounds about right. Back in '07, Belton got super high and people rolled cars and other trash into it. It was gross when the water receded. Then in 2011 (I think) when we had that really bad drought, boaters were blithely ignoring trees and garbage and such and getting into accidents or stuck. And it was so surreal seeing the lake shrink.

BTW, I read somewhere that we (the whole state) got 6.4 trillion gallons of water dumped on us last week. Have you seen the images out of Houston?

I am, though. I got enough arm and belly hair to choke a camel!

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

mhm
n/m

William White
William White

Oh wow. It's Willy Shakespeare's birthday.

I think he had a premonition of animus when he wrote, "I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it."

Lincoln Morales
Lincoln Morales

for the most part

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

You'r really not missing anything, trust me.

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

Yeah, and the state and cities wouldn't step in to clean the exposed shorelines here so it was just fucking disgusting.

I saw pictures from a friend on Twitter from an area I used to drive through routinely and it was a complete swamp. Even these apartments I knew someone lived at downtown and had been to were flooded to the ceiling on the first floor.

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

*death anniversary
His birth date and even year can't be accurately ascertained.

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

Nope.

*hugs*

Thanks.

Mason James
Mason James

I'm wrong there. It was his baptism date's that known. Whoops.

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

hi sabrina

hope your day goes well c:

Carson King
Carson King

I don't think this place would be to his likings...

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

I should not have had a rum and coke already today x_x

Buffalo wild wings demands it though ;3

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

Soto said he saw you before and wanted to shish-ka-bitch you.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

he better ante up.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

Master slapper.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

Wish is my chicken noodle~

John Sanders
John Sanders

You would know

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

/chu

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

You what?

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

http://i.imgur.com/lDfqrhd.png

Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

AAAH DONT HIT ME

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

Is this a comedy or is he actually the last man on earth..? I can't tell

Jason Green
Jason Green

Hit him

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

Lmao

Hi

I woke up feeling all warm and fuzzy ^^

Adrian James
Adrian James

A little of both. He was the last man on earth until he found an annoying woman. Then three more women and two more men. They basically have free reign over everything.

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

*slap*

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

and fuzzy ^^
Are you sure that's not all the chest hair?

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

klajsdlkfadsflkadsjlakjfklajsdlfalskdjflasdjflaksjdlfjalksdjflasjdfjalskdjfa

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

When is fortune gonna make that trip to tokais and ravage him tho?

It is inexorable.

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

Pretty sure that's what he meant

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

Hi

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

The chest hair is simply baseline. Fuzzy feelings come from the kokoro.

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

One day, he'll post his address.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

Hi

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

You hung over?

James Cox
James Cox

I've been abused.

Time to cry in the corner

Caleb Harris
Caleb Harris

no u

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Victory!

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

Just pm him, I am sure he will give it to you. He wants it.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Just pm him, I am sure he will give it to you. He wants it.

Dylan Davis
Dylan Davis

My head's doing okay.

My eyeballs are killing me though.

#TheDream

Okay?

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

He would, but nah.

He would, but nah.

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

what's a kokoro?

Austin Morris
Austin Morris

sheeple

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

i want someone to kiss my tummy

Brayden Ramirez
Brayden Ramirez

Heart

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

Awe. Don't become an alcoholic now

Eye massages are pretty nice. If you're with your bf you should get him to give you one.

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

I want more rum.

Not everyone can get what they want.

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

*dramatic tantrum*

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

That eplains why I didn't know lel

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

eye massages

I don't... what?

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

but nah

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

I don't think he's too fond of me right now.

also this

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

Legit. Just close them and have someone rub them with the forefinger and middlefinger.feels so good.

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

I wouldn't a tokai.

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

I'll massage your eyes with scissors XD

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

Why not?

That's lame. Come over here and I'll help c:

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

You just gently rip it out of the socket and tenderly massage it.

John Foster
John Foster

:c

Are you sure? Why not?

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

I'm just gonna not do this like a normal person

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

tfw no secret transvestite to murder your class on a fieldtrip and ravage you at bowie point

Fucking hate my life

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

I'll massage your cock with my mouth

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

Eye massages are pretty nice. If you're with your bf you should get him to give you one.

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

Why does someone else have to do it?

Angel White
Angel White

Because I'm a Baka na Emma

William Torres
William Torres

Besides everyone knows that the cure for sore eyes is rhythm games.

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

.///.

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

Everyone knows the cure for sore eyes is pinching emma's cheeks

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

i wish

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

;-;

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

For some reason I have the mental image of massaging your eyes with curry powder.

Luke Young
Luke Young

I thought it was semen.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

i wish

Was that intentional?

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

lol they're like 12

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts about the tattoos btw. Not cause I don't like them, but like I'd rather not have to explain it every 2 minutes.

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

Huuu are you?

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

Just go "please" and hair flick.

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

Because it feels better that way.

/patpat

Don't actually be a baka, Emma-chan.

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

ruining your fairly toned skin with disgusting ink

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

I'm playing with HD, it's daijoubu.

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

It absolutely is not.

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

Oh, whoops. Forgot to change it to Null. Whatever.

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

i'd just like to pinch her pinche cheeks.

kids these days.

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

That's so fetch. It might be crazy enough to work.

I HAVE TO COVER THE FRECKELS f;ospgaduhg

also who even are you

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

Also, everybody deserves some dark imagery injected into their flesh imo

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

Then change topic. I need to get the taster tatt done.

Connor Young
Connor Young

I just bought a flag

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

Well I don't think tattoos were the best way to do it! Don't tell me you got any slutty looking ones. Besides, me having freckles myself, I can assure you that they don't need to be covered up in the first place.

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

what? what?

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

Not rubbing your eyelids all the time because tired as hell

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

Nice

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

is that sci

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

If anything it's soothing really.

Huuu?

Liam White
Liam White

This will be my first/second one.

I hate my freckles. Especially my face ones.

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

New

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

Freckles just make you want to get a sharpie and play connect the dots.

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

Null? Never heard of me? That's understandable honestly. I barely post here.

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