I'm surprised. Go for it.
i won't learn lewding
because my morals strong!
my morals are strong
rip off online posters with "i need food money" to buy MOBA skins
No, I haven't loco but I just looked it up and stuff like this exists
Come suffer with us, Scoot.
I made cookies.
sounds like retardation to me
I am not quite ready enough to self harm. Ask me next time I hit a blue spell.
you're just making things up
yeah, you can spend money on a name change or server transfer or faction change
and they have a total of 12 pets for sale
at least it isn't pay2win
Hellooo there Grom what is up
the game's being going 12 years but it's going to become p2w now
Setting up a hardcore modpack server for me and a friend
haven't really had anything to eat, wondering if I should just fast the entire day
i have more self respect than that.
I'm guessing there was an ownership change or something?
Tencent, a huge chinese based games company owns Riot now, and you can see how much more aggressive they've gotten in sales strategies
I'm fine with it as long as it stays cosmetic
You're making it so!
urf amazing... hmph.
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You made it so.
so why is it eww that I don't want to play?
You have feelings of disgust because I refuse to partake in an activity with you?
That's kinda shallow.
never not fast
no to what.
On a subjective level I am still right and you are wrong.
There's no talking yourself out of this one.
Being subjectively right, but only subjectively so, means that you're not objectively right and must therefore be objectively wrong.
GIRL LOVE THATS FORBIDDEN
I renounce objectivity
That doesn't make sense.
Good night, sweet Prince
Forget about it.
Do I have to make it?
Let's do make things together
What do you want to make?
make a baby with her
My child has to be ethnically correct.
To erase the last Asian traces I must mate with a Dutch woman.
Are you a god??
D'aww that's pukecity.
I am a goddess.
but it's true
Feels invincible but actually very squish.
'Do I have to pray to you?
hi emma <3
wats that dragon?
DEAD PIXELS ON MY NEW LAPTOP
Well it's mean!
No thanks, I already get plenty of prayers.
How are you?
pls be gentle with the squish
THROW IT ON THE GROUND
woah... youre chinese? ._.
sleepy and cold
how are you?
No it's not.
for the past week or two i've been doing my hair like his
w h y
Will I go to heaven?
Because my Great-Grandmother is Chinese does not mean I am, thats not how things work.
It subjectively is
Try to give it a pixel massage or use one of the online apps to fix it.
Otherwise send it back in
I make no promises.
Sleepy and sore, I suppose.
If I like you, yes.
the 40's nazi hair is in style
Stop thinking so subjectively, oh chinese one.
I don't know if it is an actual deadpixel or stuck one, but try to use the first half or so of http://www.wikihow.com/Fix-a-Stuck-Pixel-on-an-LCD-Monitor
but you ARE a dutch woman!
your grandma was.
chinese does not leave you, that's not how it works.
Do you like me?
but objective is boring
WIll look into it. Thanksman.
How ya doing?
Your subjective is annoying.
I didn't knew you had your own board.
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
I just need to wear suits and jackets more
Yeah, I guess.
Then again my ideal heaven would be a bunch of lolis, so I dunno...
It started as a joke and died as a joke
The entirety of my life is a joke tbh
post your half-assed beard
I have not had food since last night, and it is evening already
probably going to fast until midnight just for the hell of it.
Pretty okay otherwise. Took a lot of heat last night from people but it was a wake up call
The entirety of my life is a joke tbh
It is not.
I was just pressing on the random button several times and it took me to it.
The entirety of my life is a joke tbh
Are you trying to be an angel today, Grim?
I accidentally 'fast' a lot, but why would you do so on purpose?
Maybe I AM annoying
Just turn us all into lolis once were there!
I can guarantee that any sane person would find it not correct to call yourself the ethnicity of one very distant family member when it's not the same as closer ones.
Just to see how strong/weak willed I am
and how my fat body reacts to it
I'm trying to be less vitriolic, if that counts.
Hey mom I'm on TV
come warm me up.
You're finally up to speed.
Now stop being annoying.
How ya doing? How was your day?
How is that going so far, brightlord?
That's unfair to those fortunate enough to be born a loli.
But I'm cold too.
Slow. I should probably grab that burger before the joint closes. But how will I reheat it 6 hours from now?
You don't look it.
you are that ethnicity
your great grandma isn't going to not exist you know.
she was real, you wouldn't be here without her.
Share the body heat ^^
Also going for dat after dinner nap cause I'm a degen or something
lol 6pm dinners
friggin white people
Just keep at it, bud. You don't always have to be a bitter cunt.
Also, do you have an oven? I would suggest staying away from a microwave.
Not too bad. But I guess that's over average.
T-Thanks Grim senpai
Oh I thought someone linked it to you
Ian made it after everyone started leaving /aneki/
I was made a mod lol
It was never really meant to be a serious board
Learn to cook you fuckin nerd
you're supposed to disagree!
My day was basically, I want to drink but I gotta not do that and now I'm bored.
But noone's a loli forever..
Im so done
I have a toaster oven and a conventional oven.
Microwave would destroy it for sure.
I have the whole muffin top and everything
You already know. Probably one of the coolest dudes I have ever met. Except when you go into your bouts of irresponsibility. BUT THAT'LL CHANGE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED HOHOHOHO
you're supposed to disagree!
For what reason?
My day was basically
Do you mean... "Standard"?
Hehe, I'm bored too.
Ah okay. Its still find it funny where random takes you.
you are never done.
That ain't fun, yo.
I would probably say get it without condiments. Separate it when you get home. When you are ready to eat, toast the buns and put the meat in the oven. Add your own condiments.
conveniently can't actually shave today. maybe monday if at all.
They are remaking Jumanji.
With Dwayne Johnson.
Required by the spirits
My days are not standard boring!
but weekend is without drinks..
Thanks man, you my nigga too Grim
wanting to get married
lol nice meme
How bad at cooking are you anyways?
Are you the type to burn a salad?
What's good Fortune
You cum in that traps mouth yet?
Never tried hitting the random button
I would recommend it.
AHHHH IM JUST GONNA HAVE IT OVER THERE FUCK
yeah give it 5-10 years and you'll start looking at 20-somethings with the intent to settle
I guarantee it
I'll let you know if I do. Expect nothing.
I'm bored, but alright. Went to the doc this morning because my ear had been clogged fora fucking month.
Too much work?
Idk, I barely have chances to try my skills so.. I'm gonna say not bad
it'll all melt away once I change my lifestyle
Even if I reheat it perfectly, it won't be as good as when I got it fresh from the counter
Are you gonna?
The Germanic Forest spirits
I'll check it out
Eh, I don't doubt it either my aunt is sorta like that and she has a new bf every other week
Hopefully I don't cheat on my wife
Cheating tends to be a trait that runs in my family lmao
Just do it for the funsies
Did they pump it out or put some of that liquid that just loosens it out?
We'll start you off by teaching you how to boil an egg
you should add me on snapchat m8
i'd send you all the shit i send everyone else
I have no such desires, man.
They put lukewarm water in my ear with a huge syringe.
What are they like?
They desire war and chaos outside everything that is not a forest.
Boiling water? That sounds dangerous tbh..
Okay scratch that
We'll start you off by teaching you how to microwave a microwavable burrito
If I told you to do it would you do it?
did it feel weird?
Shitty. Why would I listen to 'em?
You already told me to, so no.
It felt hella weird. My own voice is LOUD AS FUCK now.
holy law is not to be questioned
This is how you get radicals.
Why do you have an inversion table?
Why don't you? lmao
It's not radical if it's true!
can i try? pls
Don't speak like that, you'll go to hell
You already have Starbound
There will be french toast everywhere.
i miss that game.. it was fun with freinds.
i should try playing it someday and build somethign in i guess?
It's not a great place to be
I'd go for some french toast right now
HOLY SHIT YES
I was actually going to try and get my brothers to play that with me on a private server.
I hope you can get a ticket ^^
But I'm agnostic.
This meme is outdated because now there are Binacle and Barbaracle.
you can shoot stuff
explore planets that have a buncha different enviroments
and battle epic monsters
and train baby monsters as pokemon pets lvling them up into super pokemon monsters.
and i think the newer version of starbound allows you to upgrade ship size?
I don't even care about most of the new pokemon.
Gen one was great, gen two was round mons everywhere, 3 was about the end for me, and the other gens have maybe 6 or 7 each that I like.
They have a Dr Pepper milkshake.. Not sure how to feel about this
They have Dr. Pepper Ribs at Chiles too.
But Mega Evolutions tho.
I used to have one
I like the smell of my cum.
yo wtf is that thing
Time to read and sleep
You want to fight, nigger??
no i was just wondering what kind of animal it was
when you open up and he ignores you
Fuck man i'unno they just put dr. pepper in the sauce I guess.
this one looks like a damn dog/monkey hybrid
Man, sex change birdface Big Hat Logan sure is hard.
im trying to kill her now
I think it would be helpful to have a phantom help with the clones, but I can't find anyone to summon and qt is using his phone for internet.
And also the Net Code is shit
i believe there is an AI in the big room before the boss
AI are for casuls
Subtle buy me DS3 pls
When I said I might you said I would be a fuccboi or something, why the change of heart?
shouldn't bitch when i give you solutions
It wasn't the solution I wanted!
Must be zingy
I wonder if it's carbonated
Dr Pepper is gross
That was just me bullying you
Do you actually take all the mean stuff I say to you seriously?
You working Monday?
Dr Pepper is delicious
Niggas can't appreciate the different ingredients
I've tried them. Didn't really taste like Dr. Pepper at all.
But their skillet mashed potatoes are so gud
THIS IS THE INTERNET
DON'T TAKE SHIT SO SERIOUSLY
Jesus christ you're so fragile
Stop being such a wimp, you practice tkd for christ sake
I work monday D:
I have this Sunday off but can't really do shit since I don't get paid till next week
Just drink Coke instead
Its way better
If anyone gets nosy, just shoot 'em. Politely.
1v1 me High Wall no items
I work all weekend then have Monday off and I wanna do something but UGH
oh you wanna fight and fuck about it?
Probably not fuck, no.
Just drink lol
who said anything about fucking
wats ur sl
I don't even have the money for that til next Friday
so i just got back the rest of my mystery film
all in all: 5 10 year old rolls of film of purely kitten pictures
and no dick pics
everything went better than expected
it kinda sucks tho cause like you try to show your cats their baby photos and they're like what the fuck you doing nigga
Where the FUCK are the cute animu grils
You're an old crazy cat lady
Up your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
i got a little emotional when i got the first roll back
WHERE THE FK ARE THEY COLBES
Oh here she is
real q do you actually watch anime?
Probably peeing or something
Fuck you bitch I was pasting that autistic bitch before you
Go back to posting shitty clannad caps
@ soto real q do you live with your parents now (or like your mom and grandma or whoever is still around in your familia)
we lives with his ex cellmate black jimbo
it's not even cute to pretend in that case
Nah dude I just like the porn occasionally.
I watched Spirited Away with Wish but that's all since I saw DBZ as a kid
Anime girls doesn't pee, they just cum a lot dawg
don't you read doujins?
oh that's pretty cool
wish is a bad influence i guess
not watching dbz as an adult
also i don't like jap anime or 3dpd porn that much cause the bitch is always whining like she's in pain
frankly it's fucked it
I would rate the angriest whopper a 6.5/10
is this a new epic meme
yo is that Synderen
Just caught onto this
I was asking for animu grils and the DUDE posted an animu gril
Only natural for me to start hunting, no?
I'm totes hyped for last season of Person of Interest
Shit is intense if you can suffer through season 1
She really is, but it's alright I'm fairly hard to influence. To her defense it was my suggestion.
I should, I probably missed a billion episodes. I saw most of the Namek stuff but that's all
Yeah, I moved back with my grandma
That DUI gg'd me lmao
Yo have you read this shit?
Shits so lulz
Thank me later
inb4 it changes your poop color
Also is it even spicy?
oh shit grim and chii always look so similar
We can both post her at the same time
In my slumber I dost hear it
never seen person of interest
yeah that zombie highschool shit we watched was actually pretty awesome
there's good stuff out there but i don't care enough about the genre to look for it
it's like not even on my radar
yeah i kinda figured
sucks bro. count your blessings though
makes you appreciate family way more right?
what do you hear
The loli train lmao
This one is fairly good though
Am I the plushie? Niceu
yo sorry I know the music is a little loud, I'll turn it down
The seasons are 22 eps each so fairly long series
but if you get the time I'd recommend it. The two (current) last seasons are SO GOOD FUCK
aren't you guys beefing?
it's hounestly hard to keep track of whether you're on or off with your boyfriends
heard you talkin shit like I wouldn't hear
it's okay I forgive you
person of interest sounds like a crime drama
not really feelin those
yo teeps this is like your best avatar ever
also when he's dressed up as that lady that works too
you better, imma turn it up to MAX once you're asleep again BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I am in love with you :c
I'm sorry you can't make proper friends, TP, but you don't have to lash out at me for it.
When I shittalk you I do it loud and proud
Isn't it supposed to have like habanero or something?
I like spicy food so I'd be pretty disappointing if it wasnt all that spicy
Ewww no gross
Its gonna suck doing work release and work at the same time
Hell yeah it does though
Oh shit nigga FULL COLOR
Looks really good
Its pretty lulz
its pussy shit
it is my first and biggest folder and it's one of two avatars i have on this thumb drive
i don't think i want to clutter up my new computer with gigs of shit images
BUT SUBTLE IS NOT GAY.
Only in steam he is lmao
i was just asking a question because it seems like you go back and forth constantly with your "real internet friends" like it's some sort of dating site
annoying little shit
what is work release exactly
too lazy to google
no need to get all defensive i was literally just asking a question cause i was confused through observing your interactions with your internet friends
Don't play the victim TP
This nigga goes super saiyan and destroys the lolis pussy
Its pretty great
Work release is like pretty much community service so you won't have to go to jail
All I gotta do is like 40 hrs so like a week of 8 hrs
SOTO FUCKEN PLS
GRIM LOOK AT THAT FACE THO
how am i playing the victim?
i asked a real q and you were like uber fu dude at least i'm not like someone who doesn't put value on internet friendship
that's actually pretty good all things considering
do you know what you will have to do?
Only the first few pages are color
It's the best ones too though so I'm sold
Hue, fairly humorous but I couldn't fap to this
Nah dawg, I'm just a tall stick. I'll buy you instead tho
He's not gay, I just want to hold his hand and show him around my harem of catgirls wearing different colored stocking and socks
Get me a stuffed crust pizza. WITH EXTRA CHEESE.
I feel bad for the 2nd Vanguard she's all terrified and is like "I-It's for you not me"
Poor lil girl
Yeah it wasnt more fap material but more of a good laugh
I have a couple of friends that have gotten DUIs so they filled me in and I also did some research on my own so I already know what to expect
Fucking americans I swear
I'd totes post doujins but you know
LEWDS CANT POST DOUJINS OR ITS REPETITIVE PORN SPAM AND THEN WE BAN HIM meme and such
What is this shit about internet boyfriends?
You know I don't roll that way
Trains are my fetish.
i also don't want to install steam on this computer
it seems like it was just a headache
like it took over too many of the functions of your computer
i'm hounestly so fortunate that i never got a dui
i've been pulled over twice wasted and nigger was just like turn on your headlights
i used to drive AND drink
it's just a bad look and i eventually just stopped doing it
not worth it
Oh and don't forget the 10L Mountain Dew.
oh that part was just a poke i guess
like you seem to quarrel with sqish and lenko like you're married
DON'T WORRY LEWDS I'LL LOLI SPAM FOR YOU
yeah its like 5k bruh
This is my fetish
Subtle is probs too busy with Desu to see my generous offer
What a cruel world
What, Steam? What kinda functions?
Mountain dew what the fuk
Cheers dude, good to have someone who has my back
About that I think I'll go fap before bed
That's what happens when you mock the son of a shepard.
I was busy!
I would gladly accept ^^
don't get me wrong i was a pro drunk driver but you get over confident
it just like clutters up your system. i like having a clean computer
wanna talk about it?
like it reaches a point when you delete and readd each other so many times, you should just fuck
Mountain dew is like HELLA sugary.
I assumed you were. :3
Dude I dunno wtf you're on about but Steam is just a simple game platform for me l0l
Talk about what? BB Can?
Nothing. Fucking. Happens.
So boring, when's real Big Brother?
man i hate when i text something long to someone and they're like
like take a few minutes to read it
Okay then get me some yoghurt soda or pomegranate juice.
this pro kz guy is saying how he can't play cs anymore because he has arthritis
i looked up to the dude but he went mia for 4months
i guess it slowed down my old machine a lot
like i would restart it and steam was messing with all the other startup programs
yeah i still haven't given that a shot
been marathoning kimmy schmidt
i think summer usually?
Thanks for being understanding
Like 600 people speccing Cookiezi right now, he's going hard ^^
Ponytail is better!
I wanna play osu with you <3
kinda excited for when wishy and me geek out to american bb tbh
I saw a construction sign today on the way home from my exam.
You tellin' me it's not already summer?
That face is the face of a fucking champion tbh
Whatcha gonna fap to?
If you feel like a jav I recommend WANZ-342
Trust me fam cute jap chicks with a nice huge ass that don't do those high pitched annoying moans
If you die can I keep your non working eye as a memento?
I was too over confident and got caught up
Hopefully there is no problem?
LOL WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?
Pineapple juice is way better
Huh. I have it set to not start when my PC starts but other than that it doesn't do shit before I tell it to. And you don't even play games!
I am fairly clever.
Dude fuck I can't into 3d japs
Their eyes just aren't big enough
|Rolled 2 (1d2)|
p.s. the whole reason i have a heaven and hell account is because of this other guy who has summer and winter
Only if I'm there :c
ikr? like my normal route had "new travel patterns" start this week
which means reduced lanes cause bullshit construction
you know what they say about chicago
there's only two seasons, winter and construction
yeah man been there
it's good that you're humbling yourself
it took me blowing out a tire and getting my window smashed in cause the dude i drove to a party when i blew out my tire left his bag of coke in my car
and i got kicked out of the party and walked home and didn't pick up my phone when he was looking for his coke
yeah dude drunk driving should be in your past now lol
SHES CUTE THO
don't judge my taste when you've never even tried them
Yeah, I'll just link your Facebook in my will and say toss my eyeball at this guy. nbd
I think that's Canada.
But yeah, what's up with your double road shit? Like half are above ground but then the rest are below ground?
so i know this peruvian trap on /lewd/ right tp
and she's gotten to the point of being obsessed in love with me
and im thinking of doing some really fucked up shit just for the fun of it
And you don't even play games!
yeah and i didn't even talk to that many people so it's not that missed
i still have it on my other machine if i need it
inb4 boo gets arrested
Maybe tomorrow ^^
add me on fb fam
there's not that many underground roads
are you talking about wacker in chicago?
Summer isn't actually Winter though
Summer got banned for trolling
Winter is still around but only shows up in the winter
Both are mappers
I'm just a cheater
I can't do anything on this laptop so it'll have to be until sunday at least
I'm really sorry I didn't tell you I had to leave I didn't find out until this morning
Why do you always post caps of the Asian porn star?
which one is the peruvian
You want to watch Subtle holding hands with me while he's rating my catgril harem? What?
I dunno dude
I snapped with some kinda cute asn gril for a while but that's all the asian fever I've had and it really doesn't appeal once I'm on the hunt
I guess pomegrenade is fine too, chill dude
I deleted you again from my last 'I quit' thingy, sorry about that dude
the one with the peruvian flag i'd say
I'm the only one that can hold his hands...!
how big is your dick
lmfao at least i'm not the only one who has done that
I deleted you again from my last 'I quit' thingy, sorry about that dude
i haven't signed in in a few months
it's like no biggie
why do people fake quit though?
I went from iPod shuffle to iPod Nano
fuck im dead
fuck if i know
I'm kind of a good boy now
It feels weird but nice
Hopefully it stays
I still am gonna drink and party and stuff but be a bit more responsible now
Im also helping out my fam too so theres that
Watch it and you'll find out why
Maybe the reason Im so thirsty for Asians is probs cause thats the only ethnicity I haven't fucked yet
I've pretty much done every other one out there
ooooooooooh that nigger who fots is all about
that board is kinda funny to lurk sometimes
I guess underground was the wrong term.
Like, when I went there in 2008 we were in a hotel downtown, kinda close to the Sears Tower.
All the roads there had like, upper and lower versions and it was really confusing.
Asians are kind of shit tier.
I mean, they're above spics and blacks but...barely.
I even figured out his top 3 preferences by myself
Can you list them?
I'm running on beer right now but buzz will wear off soon
Then I'll chill
Oh aight. I think for attention? I didn't really quit tho I just really didn't come to threads for a few months
Nobody quits for good and those who say they do are the ones who are back within a week
get to work you fuck
(You are globally banned! For more information visit kzstats.com)
yeah i mean there's a way to balance family and partying
while not doing 90 down an expressway wasted
you got checked and you will grow hopefully
What did you get banned for..
sucks to suck, get some more
I don't want to embarrass him in public so go on steam and I can
there's really upper and lower wacker though
you were driving around the river
it is super confusing
yuh he's after me hardcore fam
i think im just gonna do something really fucked up to make him suicidal or something
yeah i used to get off on getting people who deleted me to get me to readd
just cause i knew they would do it
do you man
glad you found a suitor tbh
I'm lucky I didn't have to try and drive around through it.
I could just chill and sleep in the car.
i really despise driving around the loop
it's a clusterfuck
it was pretty hilarious when my /lewd/ bf CP changed names
I think I've heard that term before.
Is that like, where the pick up / drop off spot by the airport is?
no the loop is pretty much downtown
it's a clusterfuck of square circles with angry drivers
I only deleted Lenko, and I usually never delete people
I deleted you like 4 times owned
oooooooh shit i forgot you wanted that clown piece boipussy
pls don't cuck me like you did ban
Kill me first then I'll kill you.
B-But Wish you can see all these videos of me getting Manny drunk till he's unconscious
There's no asian around here
There's a shit load of them in Orange County which is like 40 mins away from here
There also a college like 20 mins away from here where theres a few
Usually at cons theres a good amount of them tbh
Hopefully i find a weeaboo asian gril one of these days
they're above spics and blacks but...barely.
even more reason why i should fuck one
I've done a nigress and countless paisa chicks
I will always hate CHP tho lmao lmao
it means you want him
can i delete you again
Eh, it's 3:20 am
LOL is that really what he likes? :3c
Tbh I'd imagined you would have fucked some asn from a con by now
it's a clusterfuck of square circles with angry drivers
Square circles? Uhh...?
That's not how it works.
You just post those here anyways.
I'm not sure if ill add you back if you do
oh my gosh I didn't even tell you anything :c
Let's be honest.
Whites are objectively the most attractive group of people.
my experience with CHP was only good
like we were driving back from frisco and my friends car died in between san jose and santa cruz (on the 17 i think) and like it was raining and a towtruck came and dude didn't have the right insurance and he said fuck you
to make a long story short a chp drove us into town and dropped us off at a diner
like chicago is on a grid system
and it's called the loop
there's no wonder why people get mad
never stopped me before
Aren't New Yorkers s'posed to be the angry ones?
b-but 3dpd is gr8 m8
it's so vast
i imagine there are some angry people there
some of the new york boroughs feel like austin texas though
Isn't a stereotype to be loud and angry if you live in New York?
But I come here to escape from that.
Maybe I'm thinking of Boston or something.
One of the ones with the distinct accents at least.
i think my biggest hipster friend lives in new york
my 2nd biggest hipster friend lives in austrailia
my third biggest hipster friend packs paper in pilsen
he has the best stache too
Guess you're just that much cooler
I'm off to bed, night night
i think new yorkers are known for being fast paced and crass
but i think people are thinking about manhatten
there are so many neighbourhoods
Vous ne pouvez pas échapper à moi, bb.
remember when loodz started using hella
Well I probably could've but I spend way more time with my friends getting drunk and just being rowdy
Its honestly more fun than having sex tbh
There's a couple of videos on there from cons that i wish I could post here but they're way too big
They are shit in bed though
Well tbh he was cool af he wasnt a huge dick
I was pretty honest with him and didnt resist or anything
He was chill enough to let me get in the passenger seat with him and me being drunk and i got over the fact I was going to jail I asked him how his day was going and if it was busy
He was like Man, Its always busy then we both laughed
Which ever's popular on TV and in movies, I suppose.
Kinda like how all Canadians are from the north.
did sabs die?
why couldnt soto die?
i've been waiting so long for him to die.
I'm pretty sure everyone would rather date a white girl with a stable family and nonexistent issues that happens to be a terrible lay than a niggress, no matter how good they are in bed.
he let you ride shotty on the way to the drunk tank?
damn man you must really have what do they call it
yeah like i'm sure their is at least one rude canadian out there
White women won't even grapefruit their man
a white girl with a stable family and nonexistent issues that happens to be a terrible lay
Literally 80% of Toronto.
would take seb over soto literally any day of the week
Is that not the TV stereotype though?
kick me in the stomach.
/me kicks you in the stomache
It is, Grim just doesn't want to admit it
I'm not even going to google what that means.
Sure is great not being a nerd
do it until i bleed vomit.
chiri and 10x
everyone as obnoxiously helpful when i was in toronto
like you want a looney?
sure friend i do!
/me does it until you bleed vomit
And LA is just rich flamboyant hipsters or something.
Wow, you were actually so offensive to them, I'm surprised they didn't rip you a new one.
When someone offers you a loonie you have to refer to them as "bud"
You know, I used to be a nerd. But I am starting to become less nerdy and I don't know how I feel about that.
Am I the only faggot that doesn't give a shit about Prince?
how do you help erin not cut
my job has branches open in Ontario, Alberta, and Quebec
They also offer relocation offers
Hey Wish lemme move in with you
I'll buy you 5 White Hot Chocolates
I'll never die
White girls tend to be just as bad as niggers or spics here
Then again this isnt exactly the best area
Yeah man, shit was cash
We talked about his day then he showed me a video of some dude going on the opposite side of the freeway on the 55
I guess its my charisma or whatever, it increases when i drink
try again Emma
No, I couldn't even name one of his songs
I guess you feel less beat up and picked on.
I couldn't care less about Prince but I pretended to give a shit today when someone brought it up while talking to me.
when i was in japan everyone was really polite about showing me where the bathroom was and where the bathroom shoes were.
i used the bathroom a lot in japan.
and a lot of restaurants have special bathroom shoes.
so thats a thing.
don't listen to her She's gonna get you killed.
yeah i literally had a stranger give me change and explain to me what loonies were
if that is your worst city you need to step up your dick game
Am I the only faggot that doesn't give a shit about Prince?
yeah dude prince was awesome
Just take her out for poutine every friday and dick and she'll be yours.
Thank god. And you.
I have never really been beat up or picked on though.
I didn't care about him. Hell I don't even know about him.
I laughed when I found out Prince died
Not because I was being edgy but because I immediately thought of the Chapelle's Show skit where he plays basketball with Charlie Murphy.
Most of the white people I know come from normal families.
We're basically the same thing
yeah that's what it is. charisma
couldn't think of the right word
do you know who else had charisma?
emma. She'll tell you something wrong on purpose and then you'll get murdered up there.
hey guis i'm super edgy and laughed when a musical genius died i know nothing about music isn't that le edge
Soto is Hitler
- Tyler Perry, 2016
I know, I just wanted you to say it.
its a regular occurrence for crack heads to ask me for a light when I visit cleveland.
so thats my vote for america's worst city.
but also my favorite.
I ACCIDENTALLY HIT SEND
*Now start worshiping me
Ontario is pretty big, where are they exactly?
try again Emma
I have the same issues everyone else has.
There's no avoiding those ones, though.
I didn't even know we were playing! What's the prize?
I Google'd why Toronto sucks and it turns out there was a pretty legit article about it.
Good night, man.
Your prize is the privilege of addressing me
eh i think she just doesn't really go outside much
how did you know i visited toronto after my niagara trip
i was downtown cleveland for my cousins wedding in october
and it was a nightmare cause of the construction for the GOP convention
there was this really cool 24 hour place next to the casino though
agreed. best worst place ever
Sorry, my father, but I don't worship anybody.
Well I mean, there are only really 4 places in Canada worth visiting.
i went to toronto when i was younger. we saw phantom of the opera there.
it was the one with paul stanley in it.
he was better when i saw him with kiss later.
So if i kidnapped emma, held her in a house or building in Toronto, would I be able to keep her inside without tying her up? Would she be too scared to leave being surrounded by the city of Toronto?
You will, starting now
Vaughn isn't too far from Toronto I'd just run to Canada's Wonderland tbh
I realize you think people do this, but I don't think people do things in order to be 'edgy.'
In fact I have never understood the whole edgy thing.
And how do you propose to make me do this?
real q why is luka complaining about not having anything to do in BC?
it sounds like a wonderland
YOOOOO SAME HERE
I just remember that scene where he serves pancakes
shits so fuckin lulz
You probably stick to the same group of white people
When you start going out and partying you find some nice looking white people that come from a good family and yet still have all these issues
Guess I'll start growing out a moustache
Might as fucking well
I don't know if they have any other locations around thats just the main office
You actually are kind of a normie yet still a weeaboo but like kinda hide it
Kinda reminds me of myself
the casino's in cleveland are the fucking worst.
they're like the place where people with already dead dreams come to die even more slowly by commiting necrophilia with their dead dreams.
Detroit it is then.
that wasn't at you
don't worry about it
his music is timeless
you will appreciate it eventually
lol yeah. i didn't actually go into the casino but the hotel they picked was connected to one
how do i do the dice roll thing
I know, I was just curious. Why do you think it makes people edgy to not care about pop culture?
Fuji is getting turnt up right now as we speak
Saw some video on fb at a friends bday
I miss her tbh
it's like in the show post options
is prince really pop culture anymore?
i think you have people caring just because it is the thing to do
and people who care because he was fucking based af
also the construction in cleveland has been terrible for the last 6 years.
and i just realized i was in the same city as tp at the same time and know what hotel he probably stayed at,
which is way closer to tp than i've ever wanted to be.
I didn't think that far ahead
tfw Minnesota or wherever
you will never party with Fuji
Feels super bad man
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He was a celebrity. As far as I care, he was part of the popular culture.
I would suggest that you figure it out.
Is only game
Why you heff to be mad
tfw ferrets illegal in california
I'm not that committed to it tbh
Ferrets suck anyway.
yeah right? want me to figure out the name to confirm? it was like connected to a mall and a casino
granted but there was a very real reason why he was as esteemed as he is
have you ever heard him shred?
Yeah, BC is really pretty if you can explore.
But I guess I understand that it can be shitty if you live around this:
Oh! Guelph is actually only about a 30 minute drive from where I live.
Being a weeb is just because anime is just so easy to consume tbh.
No. His music isn't my style, and as such is irrelevant to me.
lol did you just dox andrew
he was essential to funk
to each their own
He told us where he lived?????
i might have missed the time when he said he lived in smithers at this apt
brb filing my relocation form lmao
So is alcohol
No wonder they go hand in hand
I have his PO Box lol
Never leaked it though cause Im a nice
We should call a Smithers pizza place and have them make Luka a pizza with "Get a job" written in pepperoni
come back to cleveland so i can kill you.
tp would get hanged in cleaveland for looking like a KKK member
i kinda want to send him a bag of spit
People don't breath through their penis.
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