warcraft hype but also newt for the sunshine of the threads, test :^)
so darn lewd
Kinda wanna hold ikt's hand irl
*boom booom boom boom booooom*...
Kinda wanna get taught C++ by ikt irl
tfw Subtle will never greet you when you get back from work exhausted and offer you gohan, a ofuro, or wa-ta-shi
That reminded me of that one venga boys song
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
If you play WoW, LOL or DOTA... Then you need to fucking enjoy yourself.
I-I bet your cooking is horrible anyways
No but seriously college students can't cook for shit
Take Ian for example
Shit was so lulz when I cooked for him when we had that BBQ and he was like amazed at my "cooking skills" and I was like bruh this is just regular cooking lol
Dont talk shit on Warcraft
Warcraft 3 was the shit
Catapults for days
You're pretty much right lol I can't even deny it
Fuck, I was expecting JOHN CEEEEEEENA
I remember that song.
Quit posting caps of shitty series btw
Also learn how to cook you fucking casual, its not even that hard
I was pretty much raised by my grandma who used to be a sous chef in Guatemala and she taught me how to cook because she was like "I dont want you being like the typical man who expects women to cook for you, I want you to be better than that"
So I know how to cook now
Aren't you like sleepy at all? Its fucking 5am
Its so old
How old were you when it came out anyways? Like 10? Lmao
I know it's not hard, anyone could follow a recipe, it's just effort
What age did you move to the US from Guetemala? And did you ever go back?
Ignore the link part though.
when welma doesnt link you in the "hi"
Get a load of this fucking noob
Cooking from scratch and adding your own mix to it is way better than doing it by the book, you just gotta know your shit.
Here's a quick summary
Parents visa expired since they are illegal yet we aren't since we were born here so they got deported for 5 years
We decided to go with them since they are our parents and didn't want to be separated.
I lived over there and went to school from when I was 10 till I was 14 then we came back over some drama that happened and I haven't seen my mom since, my dad came back but my family doesn't like him so I rarely ever see him
Its nice out there though
I can't remember.
I'm gonna boop you so hard~
I dare you to boop me 10 times
Sorry about the long response, I went to fap real quick before I knock out
Maybe you were still in your moms womb
Man, it's kinda early for that, brah x_x
not just letting your imoutos cook for you
*cooks for soto*
not letting your onee-chan cook for you while you help your imouto with her HW
You must be a shitty brother
Make it twelve
Just got off work a while ago, I had some dinner/breakfast and then fapped
Gonna sleep in a bit
I'd end up kicking you out of the kitchen for not keeping your station tidy enough and end up cooking for you instead tbh
Your loss tbh ;3
I'm going back to bed. nini
not cooking for your imouto while your nee-chan checks your hw
Then again you're probably the 2nd youngest lol
Kinda makes sense
not being the imouto
Imoutos make the best cooks anyways.
I murdered my imouto.
By using memes irl nobody ever takes me serious.
Do not do that.
Which meme is your favourite?
Hey little bitch.
How ya doin'?
It is 3 years too late.
You know URF is out on EUW right
I'm doing good. just shooting other planes with my planes.
Oooh, forgot about that.
I'mma check it out.
Tell me the story.
calling anyone a little bitch
it is out on eune too
Ijust wish to
do one last run for promos
That figure tho
either promoting crusades
or calling upon the annexation of Belgium
but like, if I'm only serious that's really gross.
It's never good
your figure ~
Rubs your tummy
I really like the one where you do something completely inappropriate but then you make it okay but telling people it was just a prank! :3
Memes... Come on, be better than that.
Pokes your cheek
I'm doing good. just shooting other planes with my planes.
You asked, I provide ^^
Well. I caught my imouto fuckinging with my best friend. When I saw them together, I got so furious, I slit their throats with my pocketknife. Then, I buried the two bodies and my mom got scared And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Breaks your finger
Canadian border officers have arrested an African man, believed to be 30 years old, who spent the last six months attending Catholic Central High School while posing as a teenager.
With 110% commitment, in fact.
Pokes your cheek
I can't sleep
I can't tell if I'm mad or sad either
Maybe I'm just on my period lmao
Do you want to talk some more?
m-master you know I love the pain like this...
Tries to hide my excitement and sucks my broken finger
What game, Warthunder?
I know right
Do you do that??
How else am I gonna attention whore?
Reports you to the police
What the hell is sucking gonna do?!
You gotta put a cast on it ._.
Good morning, MFF.
My foot is asleep but I don't wanna get up.
I'm way too shy!
I want to attend Catholic Central High School while posing as a teenager.
dude what the FUCK is wrong with u
You would know first hand what sucking does
By being interesting or outgoing.
Show some more thigh.
You can bit the bullet and start curling and releasing your toes through the pins and needles or you can let me massage it.
But you're white.
You'd be awful at hoop ball.
Doing all right?
Why mad or sad? I thought shit was looking up for you after that dip
Maybe you are just feeling melancholic
That was a bad question to ask
TIME FOR WORK
Yeah I guess we can keep cybering
Lemme hop on steam
or you can let me massage it
I think I'll just let it fall off, thanks for the offer.
That's a shit / 10 answer.
Let me suck you and tell me how you feel :3
You a pussy little bitch?
I am, yes.
ONE MORE TIME.
what is interesting about thigh
That's not what I've heard before
I bet you do when we aren't watching..
Outgoing people are the most boring ever
Shut the fuck up you little bitch
Ehh? You guys watch me?
Y-You don't see me get dressed or anything.. r-right?
HEY BAN ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
I-I have to leave
wow fuck you kid
Yeah you better be quiet
Oh it doesn't have to do anything with that
I was just wondering about my mom and what she's up to rn
Then I asked myself if I would forgive her for what she's done and a part of me says yes of course she's your fucking mother for Christ sake then another part of me reminds me that she pretty much ditched us to go live her own life and have another 2 kids and completely forget about us
Now like 8 years later when things aren't going to well for her she wants to come with us with her kids and I kinda wanna tell her to fuck off but like she's my mom
It's actually really cold today, I'm wearing a hoodie :3
I don't trust that one, it looks violent.
( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
Be quiet and post it. and elbow too.
I don't wanna be white.
Wait I'm not white.
Just people being fucking stupid around flammables and catching the woman on fire. Gay as fuck and gay ass fucking fuck.
and thigh highs?
The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead
what are you doing?
( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
Then be viet or whatever, you're still shit at circlehole ball.
Gay ass fucking?
Decently long socks, but no.
tell that to the blacks in america
This isn't a goddamned circus, or at least shouldn't be.
It's not like the freaks and dregs come crawling to this forum, it's that the freaks and dregs are already here.
tôi yêu bạn
Hey those guys are my friends
My drug dealer is full blown nigger but he's super cool
I don't know what she's like but, she is the only mother you'll ever have
It's a possibility that she wants to come with you to make things better, or just do it for her own sake, depending on what kind of person she is
You can take the chance and see ^^ If you never forgive her it's gonna be a long time until you see closure
What if I happen to be super good at it
Like, almost as gay as two dudes having s-sex...
Well, are you?
Wow you're so lewd!
stop hitting on my boyfriend you sick freak ?!?!?!!?!?
No, not really.
He left in the middle of a game yesterday and never came back. I'm assuming his mother pulled the plug on the modem and told him to go to bed.
fight me, sugar-tits.
We had dirty lewd sex that we both felt massive shame over the things we experimented with but are very open to trying it again
Your mom is so gay,
She got herpes
and it wasn't from kissing
Accept Jesus and ascend into heaven
cops dont care anymore, if they shoot any of them all that happens is paid time off
My internet died and didn't come back until morning, honestly
Sorry for that
I didn't feel any shame?
I think my dog did though.. he keeps looking at me funny now
Nooot! purest in the branch
But Jesus Christ is already my nigga
The internet only 'dies' or cuts out because that is God's will. These are signs to make you see that you are sinning and that Jesus Christ is the only way to redemption.
Well I'm black so I can teach you!
Stop bullying innocent little girls you monster!
It much be an empty branch.
This better branch off into a giant orgy.
Teach me ice-skate stick-puck.
butt I's not having a lot of luck at this
Nice. I think?
We almost won anyway.
later, doing -REDACTED- to appease my oppressors.
good thing I have -REDACTED-
h-he made my dog do things to me while he watched.. I secretly liked it but don't tell him
No wait don't go I wanna tell you something
I could basically be monk
Gotta keep you submissive.
Didn't know you had a dog.
I'm an unbiased partisan
I know she is and that's why I'm so hesitant about being a full blown asshole on her.
The sad part is that I rarely even remember my mom anymore, and what would really piss me off is that if she came and saw my imouto she left when she was barely like 2 and she were to say "I'm your mother" I would fucking tell her she has no right to say that since my grandma and sister raised her while she ran off to do her own thing
Who knows maybe she wants us to forgive her and I probably would but its just, fuck I dunno
I shouldn't even be blogging about this shit here in thread lmao
Brought it here from my parents house on christmas
forgot my other dot
I posted that pic first
Pls no copying
BOY IF DONT
Soto, not everyone has a perfect family situation.
Sometimes we don't know our parents or relatives.
You don't have any obligtion to be a son or daughter to a parent, or a grandchild to a grandparent, but despite resentment you can also make a new family member by getting to know them.
Unless you fucking hate them right away and they are annoying as shit, fuck em
Thank you, this is wonderful.
Oh please, you literally wouldn't even have to do anything to accomplish that.
wixBrix wixBrix ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
I'll be a white plantation owner if you be my slave.
Wow, you sure know how to keep interests on you.
I really need some food, brb
monk can't be lewd! that's their thing
are these twitch chat jokes?
I wish I were a little bit taller, I wish I were a baller, I .. ah... hm... zzZZZZzzZZZzz
But you're so cool and all I want to do is to be more like you! You are my rolemodel.
i-i'll record it nexxt time he wants me to do it, it hurts a lot though doggies are so rough
What do I say?
Pretend to be a black slave and I'll be the plantation owner.
I'm willing to give her a chance
Its just gonna feel weird actually having a mom for once since she never was there
Who knows it could be fun, it could be anything but fun.
Growing up without parents sorta became normal so if they were to come back it'd be weird as shit
It's not an interest babe, it's a way of life.
That's not what I saw on that porn site that one time.
Yeah, wixBrix is witwix's brick wall emote thing.
little bitch's way of life.
That made me smile
Thanks Mordin :3
is goggles going to be the next wolverine?
Okay that's just making me feel weird now.
Goggles is mean.
This isn't Goggles.
This is Chii with an Austrian proxy.
I said pretend you dingus
Giggles has always be a right cunt m8
Yeah nah don't step ere' m8 I'll fuckin nip ya
i request deadpools autograh when this goes down
nipping nips is off limits!
I killed him
I forgot the golden rule of shopping
don't shop if you're hungry
You watch that??!!
Pokes your tummy
I'll kill you.
you cant kill the pool of dead
got extra sausage huh? :^)
Not anymore it's not
way too much chips and chocolate
Ur dead kiddio
Ill fight you..
you will never be Wish
wwhat was that for??
how is that such a bad thing? you know aside from for waist lines
costs money! I could spend that elsewhere
I don't get fat anyway
interesting.... are there anymore ways in which you are perfect tokai? cause im starting to run out of room in my head to remember them all
she looks like she likes the staff a bit much
ehh I can do judo
less impressive but still intriguing, how good are you at it? can you judo chop people to defeat them?
Hello how are you today
...What is with ?
tired but great how bout you?
which part? if its the test part test got complainy about my ops only being newt or newter so i continue to add it just for him
What is Newt or Newter?
I can make people trip!
Nothing wrong with that!
newter is what you do to a dog when you remove its balls
a newt is something without balls
new with a t at the end so it sounds like a lizard
well if you do that gif for me, you can make me trip later all you want bae :^)
not at all, its the best trait
well you arent wrong about the first one
You won't be saying that when I put you to the ground!
well if you ask nicely
You can but it won't work.
thats all? deal, can you please tokai my darling? :)
gpt bout 6 hours last night
Not what was meant, but yeah
Have you ever seen a salamander's balls?
that's why they're called newts.
cant get anymore now?
it was just a raandom thing i put in really, mostly cause i was making threads when asked to so i didnt have much time to think up a clever thing apparently some people took offense to that and they still dont know why it was cause who asks questions these days? lol
IT LOOKS LIKE A FAT FOX POLITICIAN
I'll do it!!
I had not.
Some people take offense.
Keep doing it.
so lewd i am okay with this <3
i probably will for that reason i am far from mature lol how are you doing forty?
Whahah, that's good.
I'm alright. Weird stuff lately, but only good things.
Playing with friends.
tired af but for a specific reason i will be up a few moments.... even longer, otherwise though i am great!
I got a 7 day prescription of zopiclone today
time to sleepwalk like a boss
is thread broke
you little brat
if its tokai, yes probably very
Don't take it all at once!
i made a teddy
I normally would, it's a neat drug, a benzo but not a benzo
but I legit need it to get me to sleep the night before some appointments coming up, so I wont
...What the hell? What's the time there?
time to give it a bone and make a whole folder of mr.teddy
3D modelling eh?
Maybe we're just sleepwalking.
I need to get my things together, slept 3-4 hours today.
What's good Luka?
i've been SD'd
I've been doing that a lot lately it seems.
I've been STD'd!
i woke up a few minutes ago. :)
it's spreading like a virus
too late forty :c far too late.... early... i am the stupid
so it can move as if it's a living creature with skeleton inside it
Hehe, 'sfine. I know the problem too well.
Imageswap'd, I think I've done that 4 times this week already.
Can't stop the contagion.
wwhy would I be special??
you're gonna get it now!
will smith will find a cure
I should've given this anime season the respect it deserves
spooky mr.skeleton inside teddy bear!
a little. i had weird anxious type dream?
I was thinking something more like Brad Pitt and World War Z.
I can't help it Fort, it's like my pictures are spreading on their own!
Have a good one Manaka.
it sucks at times but damn is it hard to avoid....
um reasons that if i said would likely be more flustering of myself than anything..... so like difficult to say probably
which is to say
You can still respect that something is bad!
That happens a lot, although I can only ever remember nightmares.
Yeah I was only really watching one thing until my internet died last night, there are some really good shows on
At least i have dreams, vivid ones at that much too.
When you take off her push up bra
and it's a boy
*bomb ass karate chop*
Wait, the season has changed?
I thought you watched a lot of anime though.
I mean, some of them are pretty colourful but they always end horribly.
Or maybe I just can't remember the good dreams.
That's when you know you made the right choice
Yeah, it's officially "Winter 2016" as of a couple weeks ago
I watch more than most I guess, I was just procrastinating starting this season's stuff 'cause it didn't look to appealing, but now I'm hooked :c
mine are adventures! of emotion and uh... stuff?
i get to see pretty kewl stuff ♥
you get one, you are incredibly adorable and i may like that among a list of things about you as a bonus i find you astonishingly fun to talk to however little i can manage given time zones :^)
That's pretty odd, would have thought it had the same system as games with Q1-4.
I think I probably implied that, just always need that small push.
Mine are just bizarre and always end up with a hypnic jerk, last time I got shot and it caused that.