Get laid! I'm Rich Evans, I've gotten laid, you can do it!

W-what did he mean by this?

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What did Mike mean by this?

He meant he paid an escort or potentially promised some crackwhore a fix if she blew him and then rolled her before quartering her and dumping each piece in a different state.

But why?

>Mike "Shalom!" (((Cucklasa)))
>>>/israel/
>>>/jidf/
>>>/telaviv/

Same reason every other shitty template thread still clogs this board.
We're all a bunch of unoriginal autists that don't know how to break this routine and don't care to either.
I'm not an exception either, I fucking hate how boring this place has become but I still come back and make the same unfunny cookie cutter shitposts.
pls kill me

e-celebs like them are interesting because they're basically average joes who are famous worldwide.
Here is Rich's Steam account, is it kino?
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But they aren't interesting

326 hours in Mad Max, 140 hours in Shadow of Mordor, 130 hours in TMNT Out of the Shadows… Jesus

It's extremely easy to get laid in the Current Year if you live in the US or Canada.
I'm serious, go out to a liberal college campus and you'll find some complete whore with no standards.
I'm serious, it doesn't matter if you're a fat, balding virgin, you'll find one who'll be willing to fuck you.

literally at least 10% of the country are in rich's place where they could only possibly fuck the most disgusting (not just in appearance but in personality) girls. why the fuck would anyone want that? how sexually satisfied you are works like a spectrum and if you're so fucked on the spectrum only having sex with people that make you feel sick, why would you view it as some kind of achievement?
yeah, congrats on having the mental maturity of a 13 year old and just wants to be able to say it without having any self-awareness about the reason why it's important.
I didn't really flesh out my idea of a spectrum well, I guess you could go lower and fuck guys even though you're not gay, or even lower and fuck disgusting creatures like Chris Chan. The way I see it if you're anywhere near the bottom 10% range I wouldn't even bother fucking anyone. Either go absitinent or fap, neither will make you as happy as you might deserve to be but I've personally lived the lie of pretending I feel achieved fucking and even dating people with nothing cute about them and from experience, if you're young don't go for it it won't give you good mental health. Unless you have really low standards and if that's the case then good on you.

Recently watched a couple of his Xcom2 PR eps and got a newfound respect for him. Unlike aids moby he's actually an above average gamer.


At least there's cute piggos.

user, he has over 1000 hours in Xcom EU and he still almost died on the first mission against 6 sectiods. He's not as incredibly terrible as AIDSMoby, but he's still mediocre on his best days.

The ones I watched were from feb/april '16 so I doubt he had that many hours by then. Any case at least he doesn't savescum like me. About to finish 2nd vanilla campaign on legendary though (to play the DLC missions, meh) and after that jumping into WOTC on ironman to get the valhalla achievement. Kinda nervous about it actually

I like Rich because he shits on walking simulators, and I understand people have guilty pleasures, but fuck man, get some taste.

By saying that I let RLM live in my head rent free you are admitting that I live in your head rent free. Checkmate.

This thread is about rich tho, not that sellout piece of shit or his twink caveman sidekick.

letting RLM live in your bed while you work to pay for their warehouse rental fee

Sims may have been for streams, Rich openly loves MCU capeshit and thought Spiderman Homecoming was the best film of the year so its not surprising he played a lot of the game.

he might share his account with that gargoyle he mates with

He's one of those fat fucks who finally had sex at the age of thirty, and now never stops bragging about it like he's some kind of Chad.

>Here is Rich's Steam account, is it kino? (nigga you serious?)

What about down under?

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Oi! You bettah take that back, ya poofta cunt.

How much did he pay?

Just find some Chinese girl, they like white and Jewish guys for whatever reason.

Yeah, but it's easy in current year. Hardcore-mode in this jewish age is trying to start a family with lots of kids together with a virgin-wife.

Wrong. I make these posts on behalf of Bigcocklasa, not because I care about you.