E-sports appreciation thread

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

E-sports appreciation thread

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chef-prepared-curry-after-wiping-7745790
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor,_Prince_Napol%C3%A9on
http://www.spiceadvice.com/encyclopedia/index.html
Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

that doublelift guy still looks like he's been through some sort of press

Jayden White
Jayden White

ui a cuck

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

which puzzle?

meanie.......

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

GREAT
Eliminate like elimidate
HEY
Young boy had to penetrate
FACE
Young boy Done caught a case
BANG
Now he mama livin with the pain

Alexander James
Alexander James

Holy shit. Fuck-chan and internet issues make posting near impossible.

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

Sorry, but i have to go now.

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

Aloha, auf Wiedersehen, bon soir, sayonara, and all those good bye things, baby.

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

Normies

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jason Kelly
Jason Kelly

See you in 5 minutes as a new person.

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

I feel bullied

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

You love it.

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

#no bully

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

/slap

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

Call the cyber police and have them unbully you.

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

Why do you have those bags under your eyes
are you high
are you Smoking Meth

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Jalfrezi tiem

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

THAT'S THE SAME ARTIST WHO DID THAT CATPERSON BLOWJOB VIDEO!

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

(photo copyer scanner chan)
omg...
this is hilarious drrunknesses sounding
on 0.5 speed

TRY IT!!!

Jonathan Russell
Jonathan Russell

I cannot answer this

im telling mom

what the number?

Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

link

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

Speaking of Jalfrezi, saw the news of the indian guy with the shit bottle?

Ian Young
Ian Young

she's a tech person
in the dark
drinking lots of coffee with lotsa sugar

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

/lewds/

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

No?

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

go ahead. we can doubleteam you.

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chef-prepared-curry-after-wiping-7745790

Read it on the metro, saw it on This Week IN Stupid later.

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

that was not the cyber police

major gross

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

Urgh

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

They'll coddle you to fix being "bullied".

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

What the fuck?

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

*pet*

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

fuckin rekt

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

I do like cuddles

don't ruin the hair

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

i dont even know tokai and i made him feel all flustered and shit by calling him a fag

Juan Gomez
Juan Gomez

Coddle, not cuddle.

William Parker
William Parker

you know what's good for hair?

cum.

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

sorry

what's the difference?

research please

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

i propose we investigate

i will be the control group and not rub ejaculate in my hair

and you can be the one who rubs his stuff in his hair

we'll check back in 2 months

John Clark
John Clark

its cute

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

fuck winions

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

Fuck yellowstar

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

Fuck gasper gomez

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

I think you're not eligible to to scientific research

oh phew
then it's good

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

just shut the fuck up and put your jizz in your hair

why is everything so fucking hard with you

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

to be harder to get

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

Being megook is surrerin

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

i hate it

it makes me want to forcefully grab you and kiss you so you'll stop playing these stupid ass games

prick

James Perry
James Perry

man I love games

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

Did the slut club stop?

Parker James
Parker James

b um p

im lonely...
where have all the nice people gone?

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

who are the slut club?

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

Zzz...

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

The vast majority of posters

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

you too??!

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

Naturally, I am of higher standing even. I study management after all.

Chase Fisher
Chase Fisher

Threads die when Blood-Chan leaves.

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

I'll study that too soon, will I have higher standing too?

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

shut up blood chan

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN!

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

Fuck, forgot webm

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

drinking chocolate milk and eating raw hotdog buns

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

hotdog buns are already cooked you dolt

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

Sure, you could be given some administrative duties apart from being a slut. If you prove useful, of course~

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

I can get the chocolate milk but why the buns?

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

yummy.

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

I'm always useful

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

Hotdogs da best

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

echoooo is that you

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

Hai

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

Fatal1ty ftw
Oh, wait..

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

Witnessed

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

did tsm lose

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

1:1

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

Scoots, wanna come to /lewd/ with me?

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

TRAITOR

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

;w;

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

Traitor.
I might lurk.
You'll arrive at the gates of valhalla, shiny and chrome.

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

testing

William Morales
William Morales

Implying you both haven't been there

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

You're the only nigguh who I would happily hood with.

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

bloody wogs

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

what does hooding mean

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

Thug lyf

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

Is Echo and Neru dating?

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

Yes.

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

for like a year and a half

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

:3

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Fap before sleep y/n

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

y

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

y

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

while sleeping

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

I knew I could trust you guys

Teach me that

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

was napoleon in world war 1

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

Night gang

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

He won it.

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

Sleep well.

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

pro

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

and wake yourself up with one

this one was
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor,_Prince_Napol%C3%A9on

nini

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

I usually do!

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

Jean-Christophe is the true head of the bonapartes, go fuck yourself Charles

It's so lovely isn't it, starts off the day just right

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

fun thread

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

fap on me

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

It is now that I'm here.

Jace Baker
Jace Baker

let's watch sonic x

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

I remember this airing

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

Lewd.

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

I bought 3 Dvd's of the series

I still have them

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

TSM
TSM
TSM

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

finally restore byzantium
game crash
bet it was the turks

???
???
???

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

???

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

I just noticed that in the gif his adam's apple is weirdly moving

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

I BLEED FOR THEE

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

This upsets me.

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

*pet*
I'm sorry

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

most successful trap ever

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

Why are you petting me??

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

can't get any better than this

..consolation

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

I hear it

Joshua Rodriguez
Joshua Rodriguez

How is that supposed to cheer me up?

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

TSM~

:)

♥ cait hurricane love ♥

even lulu helped! :D

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

gmorn

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

I might be horrible at consoling.
what would cheer you up?

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

I'm not sure.

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

well what's the bother?

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

I hope CLG wins

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

Life, brightness. Life.

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

why

whats so special about clg?
who even are their teams special people?
i see all the big names on tsm.

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

all three of them.

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

what?

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

Because fuck Regi.

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

Can't really help life, but you might wanna close some curtains

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

lewd

James James
James James

who is reginald? what's bad about him?

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

sven and hauntzer aren't big names, nowhere near clg's lineup at least, jewboy adc excluded.

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

"Who is Reginald"

Matthew King
Matthew King

Forgive me, love, but I was calling you brightness. Not that you or the brightness is a problem.

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

how's that lewd??

ohh thank you
maybe do something fun?

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

The owner of TSM

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

i was talking about burger guy
and double kill man
oh and yellow support man

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

and?

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

so yeah, all three of them.

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

this is sad.

the curtains part?

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

;~;

Love....

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

what's lewd about curtains?

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

No can do. Watching Some NCIS and maybe going to take a nap. No fun things allowed.

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

yup
the big names you most about.
:)

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

Hes an asshole

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

explain?

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

but fun things might make you happy

Samuel Barnes
Samuel Barnes

That doesn't really work though, brightness.

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

mang fck you

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

depends on your perspective.

I don't want to talk about curtains.

I was bored and didn't think I'd have to clarify.

I don't want to clarify.

Robert Young
Robert Young

maybe eat or drink something lovely?

I feel like I did this to loads of people but now it happens to me

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

Subtle

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

tell him about curtains, colorful elegant
i like royal purple
and uh fancy designs and...umm gold?

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Perhaps. I am not sure. Maybe.

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

good.

sorry for confusing you.

it's really better if you didn't know.

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

You know what I want to hear

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

I don't really feel like it

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

I just remembered important stuff like wait I own a bus company how did this happen and then butts and then I realized that oh it was just me falling asleep in the shower

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

Alright.

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

so he isn't bad then?
k

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

tsm has got this match in the bag

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

drop it

Nolan Barnes
Nolan Barnes

Ican'tIcan'tIcan't

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

explain.

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

just try it out!
can't hurt

I wanna know though, it's others that are better off not knowing.

James Bennett
James Bennett

no.

I called something lewd that clearly wasn't..

you're going to figure it out and wish you didn't.

desu is rubbing off on me.

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

CLG GET FUCKED

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

You didn't even know who he was until 5 minutes ago.

k

Charles Lewis
Charles Lewis

I'm way too tired to be annoying about this
so fine

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

don't let them bring you down...
you're better than that.
:\

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

TSM

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

cosplay and gothic lolita

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

Yeah suck my dick

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

wat

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

sad boyz

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

lol
bouncy trist looks funny

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

lmao who even are you

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

Lol'd.

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

rageblade Tristana wins

James Robinson
James Robinson

he sold it for rapid fire cannon
yeah no

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

♥ RFC
soo kewl item

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

at the very end

:^)

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

tfw gud

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

nini

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

but did you hear what phreak said?
he needs to sell it for an efficient item so he can do efficient damage
lmao

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

is.

to me, at least.

but you've been critical of my taste before.

so what makes it good?

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

Subtle

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

it isn't, really. but fuck me if it isn't better than a lot of people.

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

For lategame, sure

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

Stop ;;

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

I love you

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

what is the appropriate way to compliment an artist?

they all respond the same way.

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

you don't

compliments are the devil

deviantart is full of them

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

DESTROYED

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

lulu helped
:)

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

with my limited perspective and knowledge,

all I know is that some things just appeal

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

design is about appeal. drawing is about getting it right.

my drawing is relatively gud because it's relatively correct.

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

trist best butt

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

I wouldn't know where to begin breaking down all the reasons why it works.

but, y'know, it does. maybe it is because it is relatively correct.

and at a glance, it does gives an impression of strength.
though, I'm not sure if that's a butchered description.
her legs really do it for me.

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

Get out of here with that garbage

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

OUT

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Is Mordin online?

Thomas Parker
Thomas Parker

hopefully he's dead

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

says the one into sorakaaaaa

William Thomas
William Thomas

aha

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

Yeah lol xD

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

That's the corners. She's made up of cubes, which gives a sense of muscularity and solidity. If something's has hardish corners it looks less affected by gravity = sturdier. you like that because you're a bitch sub.

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

You don't see me talking about her butt

Gabriel Evans
Gabriel Evans

maybe she has nonee

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

Maybe

All I know is she isn't an elf midget thing

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

that's pretty cool tbh, though cubish isn't the sense I get, having it explained a little helps.

something becomes clearer once it's explained
duh

I'm like, part sub. or at least I was.
have you ever been the smaller spoon?

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

i sucked a dick once

Luis Fisher
Luis Fisher

I have the strangest feeling of dejadejavu

Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

that's definitely an aspect of homosexuality.

was the dick attached to anyone important?

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

when is it ever

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

it's generally something you know before you put the dick in your mouth.

at least, one would assume.

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

was the dick attached to anyone important?

I find this question humorous.

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

i meant no

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

ooook that is enough toothbrushing I gagged on my toothpaste nana

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

not once did you stop and ask yourself that question when you were sucking all those guys off?

sorry to hear that.

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

buy me this costume.

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

i'm going to bed.

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

Funny guy.

More implying there are more dicks than there are important people.

James Bailey
James Bailey

nite.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

Hm hm.

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

last chance

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

Make me, faggot.

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

1v1 me High Wall no items

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

Maybe after you get good.

And I can't online right now because country yokel internet is eating ass this week.

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

meow

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

If you're 2 scared that's fine, just delete ur memes

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

I bet you can't even parry.

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

I bet you complained when Hexes were removed.

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

Using hexes
Step up scrub.
Soothing Sunlight or bust.

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

my dishes are finally clean

i finally can use a fork and a spoon again..

should i make some KD or hash browns?

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

PYRO 4 LYFE
GREAT SWAMP NIGGAS

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

Both.

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

Go back to Blight Town where you belong, harlot.

Christian Morris
Christian Morris

implying Blight Town is a bad place to be

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

Am now!

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

Oh, that's right. You belong in the FUCKING GUTTER YOU TRASH

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

...o-okay
i'll even mix in some eggs into the hash

know anything about spices?
stuff like dill, tumeric, and a mystery spicy thingy that adds flavor i think
what about basil?

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

the gutter
That's a different dark souls.

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

the gutter

Why would I want to visit your lovers?

Sebastian Reed
Sebastian Reed

My lover lies in the heart of the Gulch.

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

Yo I saw your lover just last week covered and smothered in niggas gettin' fucked real good cuz he can't get it from some cuckhound
Like I know you prolly had some fun inserting keystones into the dude's mouth but c'mon fam

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

Rottie is 100 times the man you'll ever be.
Literally and existentially.

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

Basil's a spice, yes.

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

DS3 sort of reminded me of the new star wars movie. so many call backs to ds1. the last boss even has the gwyn theme playing

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

:\

David King
David King

Tell your nigga to stop literally telegraphing his attacks.

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

Yes?

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

Sorry, but my hubby tells me everything.

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

I would have told you all my secrets
Let you feel the darkness within me
and gain nourishment from these sovereignless souls.

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

gimme help

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

What do you need?

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

help knowing spice for foods

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

huh
i wonder if ui has ever gotten fugged

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

Salt and pepper are a general rule. Wouldn't suggest anything outside of that for simple meals.

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

suggest something outside that for complex

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

cayenne pepper

Carter Wright
Carter Wright


Does molestation count?

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

too hot

not enough flavor

Michael Nelson
Michael Nelson

Garlic powder. Rosemary.

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

maybe, but he has to be the one being molested

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

it is not hot

it is amazing

and goes with everything

how white are you?

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

Do you have paprika? Also sometimes I like to add a dash of cinnamon to things because it's unexpected and sometimes turns out great

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

Then probably

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

what does rose mary do? what's it's flavour?

i'm super white

i don't any thing spicy (except my black salt and pepper shaker is the most spice i've ever had)

paprika too hot.

cinamon might be a bit too wierd.

James Cook
James Cook

from what i've heard he's some sort of big manly man bear so the idea of him being molested is cute in a way

Gabriel Russell
Gabriel Russell

It tastes like rosemary.

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

Big manly bear
Hello~!

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

Rosemary is one of the more aromatic herbs, it's used in Italian cooking a lot I believe

Paprika isn't even hot, you don't have to put much in either

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

I may be mixing him up with someone else but I'm pretty sure it was when he was a kid and that's kinda fucked up on your part tbh

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

Quick tip for herbs

In general, they taste like what they smell like. If the smell seems compatible with what you're cooking, try throwing a bit in

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

He mixes hot dog wieners, ketchup, and mac & cheese.
Would you really trust his judgment?

Connor James
Connor James

...

CONTEXT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tfw slight role reversal fetish

it's an odd feeling

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

I just have a thing for guys who are bigger than I am.

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

what's rosemary taste like?

what is the aroma like?

it's hot to me. since i've only ever had simple normal average black peper shaker.

David Stewart
David Stewart

He's not cooking for me, is he?

Get rekt. Also role reversal is great don't be a bitch

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

Open up the container and smell it if you have some. Also consult this in the future

http://www.spiceadvice.com/encyclopedia/index.html

Ryan White
Ryan White

Smells like how the color green and brown mixed together look.

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

gay

i didn't know

and yes role reversal is great! hi-five!

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

We must not know each other then.

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

I just wanted to do some gotcha journalism tricks, sorry you had to be the target

Low fives

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

oh so it's like mints and tea?

eww. >_<

oh. colbys site helped a ton!
thanks, your description was close too.

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

I'm sure.

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

no, no we do not

wow, playing pranks on the new guy, classy

wow, that was a low blow

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

I'm telling you, just smell it. As Tracer is indirectly trying to point out, flavors don't translate well to text

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

now i'm waiting for it to cool off
:)

i'll think about it
whenever i go to the cheap spices store.

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

It's a trial by fire, jokes are easymode tbh

Was that a fucking pun?!

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

Kyle. Local bear/dog lover.

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

Literally.

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

Thank you, Gilligan.
That was the joke.

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

jokes are easymode, but you should get fired for your taste in humor

so what if it was

are you doggedly determined in your love of dogs?

also i have to stop the puns, i have to go like get groceries and maybe take a shower or something

i'll be posting on here when i can?

Daniel James
Daniel James

Spices aren't really expensive at any store

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

Puns are great.

And I'm playing Dank Souls so I'm distracted anyhow. Enjoy your shower.

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

How far are you?

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

I make no attempts to hide my ridiculous sense of humor, I embrace the terrible

Then we're gonna get along just fine

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

Cathedral of the Deep.
In the room with the giants. Bottom floor.

David Flores
David Flores

they are at my grocery store.

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

Did you go cathedral or farron first? the cathedral boss is sorta funny.

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

spices are like 3$ dude what the fuck

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

I think Farron.
I'm honestly lost as to what I'm doing. I was in the castle after the Dancer like, before I got here.

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

Spices are rare in Canada so they cost more.

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

You did the thing where you summoned dancer of borean valley prematurely? You know that's not REALLY how you're supposed to get to that boss right? Farron is the poison swamp place.

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

spice is like $5 CAD at my grocery store

so... like $7 USD?

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

The only thing not rare in Canada are excuses.

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

Bitch was useless.
May as well have done her in.

And yes.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

nope.

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

oh

i had the conversion backwards in my head i guessed at.

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

One container of spice can last years so I mean

William Walker
William Walker

A seed pack and a plotting tray costs maybe 10 bucks for a tray and 8 spices.
Grow some.

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

yea.

i realized.

whatever. i'm tired.

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

or weed

luka could totally grow weed

living in rural British Columbia

solve her money problems.

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

I don't think Luka has the aptitude for pot farming.

Levi King
Levi King

this

is true.

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

are you maybe pperhaps doing anything on the 23rd squosh

James Martin
James Martin

*pets you to sleep*

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

I speak not in lies.

Probably working, but I could try to take a "sick" day.

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

Your mastery of the truth is beholden to none.

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

NO it's NOT COOL to call into work

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

Lotto numbers areas followed: 9-32-15-37-23 PB: 10

Well I could just request it I guess.

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

You're forgetting the welfare.

Brandon Reyes
Brandon Reyes

No some other time : 3

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

I don't even know if we work this Saturday though.
I'll find out tomorrow.

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

If they are not that, it's only because you saying it has changed the conditions.

The universe bends to your truths.

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

My word is sovereign law.

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

Good afternoon.

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

Your word is quantum law.

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

wait

are you all furries?

not associating negative shit with it, just curious

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

It is 11 32 p.m

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

Fuck no I'm not a fucking furry
you can suck my dick brother

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

I am god.

Only me and Izaya are.

Nathan Brown
Nathan Brown

replace 'furries' with any minority group,

and that sentence gets way more offensive

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

not you dummy

those other folks

see! i told you so!

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

No, we just had some of them join when we left 4chan

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

I'm king furry though because I lived the dream.

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

Would rather be a nigger or a chink or
probably not a spic or kike
than a furry

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

i do not support furries or sissies

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

*God

there's a difference.

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

I am simply one of many.

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

what is king furry?

not manly men are cute though
what kind of planet are you from

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

It's always afternoon somewhere.

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

Dog fucking joke.
Or the guy from DBZ.

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

This will sound weird
anyone ever tried fried chicke n and pickles?

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

having sex with an animal

uh... not my thing thank you very much

sounds gross honestly

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

Chicken, fries, and pickle spears are pretty common.

You ever been to Rock Port?

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

It does doesn't it
Try it sometimes
I was unwilling to try it but I gave it a shot and now
Idk man
I really fucking crave it

Lol what is Rockport?

Lucas Perez
Lucas Perez

Chik Fil-A sandwiches are fried chicken with pickles on them so... kinda?

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

but i am a vegaytarian, so my chances of eating chicken and pickles are long gone
ripperinos

Kayden James
Kayden James

It's a small town near Hamburg. They have a place called Trails Inn that has some kick ass food. Drinks come in mason jars and the whole place is made to look like a kind of western thing.

Should go there and try it sometime.

Missing out man.
It's the bee's knees. But I'm just fucking with you.

Camden Martin
Camden Martin

vegetarian

We can no longer speak

Samuel Myers
Samuel Myers

Yes that
it is better with chicken chicken
try it sometimes!

aw shoot

ah well to each their own

Hamburg germany lol?

You've left America?

Jaxson James
Jaxson James

i thought your kind wasnt allowed there? :^)

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

Chicken chicken?

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

Iowa, ya dingus.
Though I doubt you'd have reason to go that way. I'm just wondering if you know any of the places around here I do. Nobody other than Kai has ever lived this close to me.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

dog's knees, more like

why not
i don't bongo on hippie drums at least, nor have i tried acid

it's ok i'll just watch somewhat jealously in the corner at you meat eating scum eating your delicious chicken

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

I don't think thy have knees.

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

They hate the gays, the bis get along fine

And now you're hating on my instrument?! Fuck you dude

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

Yah like not a patty

The only Kai I know lives in
Texas maybe
yes
Kai My friend who posted Konata

That is a total different part from me I think
I know a bit of central Iowa and most of my corner of Southeastern
like
I fucks wit Washington county
and I know some of Keokuk jefferson henry van buren
Linn and johnsonand Iowa counties
What is that part like? Tbh you are probably more Iowa than me i am damn near illinois :p

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

they do, it's a part of having legs
they just don't have a large range of motion

we can agree that we're both human, right?

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

havent you kissed more guys than girls?

David Williams
David Williams

I grew up in Missouri, but was on the border.
Up near the bluffs it's all hills and shit. Couple places to go fishing and morel hunting.

Honestly what you would expect out of typical country shit.

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

Well shucks you're a yokel just like me

How'd ou get out of there?

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

It's not like a processed patty or anything, it's just a fried chicken breast on a bun

I was only born in this body, I'm actually a Martian.

No, I have a perfect 50/50 record actually

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

well then youre 1% over what theyd accept on the same sex lovin

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

I need to find 1% of a woman and kiss and/of fuck it immediately, then

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

Moved to Alabama. Moved back. Dad lives in Iowa and there was more chance of a good job here.
Only an hour from where I grew up though.

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

We served something similiar at kfc when we had the double down adn doublelicious

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

what the hell are you on about

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

My dad saw this band and so did my nigga kai
i kinda want to too

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

hurry before they learn of your turrible secret

Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

Oh dear god that sandwich is just horrifyingly American

Nigga I'm not gonna tell you a story just go back and read the conversation

Jayden Russell
Jayden Russell

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
TELL ME THE STORY GRANDPAAAA.

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

I will, lest I'm never able to eat there again

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

Quick, someone give me a terrible joke to use as an opener for a conversation.

Christian Ward
Christian Ward

I'm really not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

BECAUSE YOU WERE A MISTAKE

Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

awful

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Justin White
Justin White

I told her to get the abortion but NOOOOOOO, apparently that's "murder"

Jason Rodriguez
Jason Rodriguez

aaaaand your time has ran out, the nsa will probably let them know

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

Oh well, at least I can still go to KFC

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

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Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

lol

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