Comradebert FINALLY comes out in support of Communism and names Marx as a hero to all. Drumpftards on suicide watch

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Holy fuck.

You can tell someone's salty when they start picking apart the realism of a joke.

It's bizarre that they went after a tweet and lingered on it for the entire monologue. The candy name gag is weak too considering that a chain email did it over a decade ago.

I knew that bit seemed familiar. Even the to and too bit seemed like something arguing fourteen year olds would say in a youtube comment section. Where are they getting these writers? You used to hear stories of Swartzwelder chain-smoking in run-down coffee shops as he wrote so many classic Simpsons moments. Colber's jokes seem like they were written for an anti-drug charity's open mic night raffle.

basically this

it's hard to fill diversity quotas and hire good writers

Why do burgers even watch this guy ?
How is voluntary sharing comparable to socialism, when in all socialist countries including back when mine was, the government would forcibly take your stuff to redistribute, even if you didn't really have all that much ?

Nice "day of rage" btw, commies.
also glad that supposed emp test didnt knock us back to the stone age.
Everything is going pretty swell for pro-whites in America right now.

We fucking don't. Literally only California likes him.

you realise this is his job and he's getting rich off it, right?

colbert's the most popular talk show host today

bull nigger shit, motherfucker.
puke your lies on someone else's shoes.

It's almost as if you don't want to sacrifice your kids so third worlders could diversify the slave class to make it more docile and ignorant.

Underrated as fuck. Wonder how many leftards we can self-destruct with cognitive dissonance when they learn their precious idol was an anti-semitic bigot?

CBS' ratings barely even fucking count. Every hospital waiting room, and any other public place you go with a TV in it usually has it tuned to CBS, sometimes NBC, occasionally FOX. Their ratings are always sky high because of this. Note shows like NCIS, The Mentalist, JAG, etc. etc. that run for fucking decades, yet literally no one ever talks about them. It's all old people and hospital waiting rooms. If you invest a single dollar in advertising on CBS, you're a fucking retard.

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Imagine being an American and coming online to discuss American politics and your one sided views as you aren't tumblr.

Liberals don't used to the idea of conservatives making jokes so try taking everything literally.

When every late night talk show looks identical that isn't much of an accomplishment. Plus I don't think Colbert even has the same reach as many youtubers.

Hell even Joe Rogan's podcast, which is essentially a talk show, has massively more reach than anything Colbert does.

Ha ha great posts! Well meme'd my friend!

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3/10 fanfic apply yourself

The fact you like it, it doesn't mean it's "the most popular" you cuck

=0Ha ha great post! Well meme'd my friend!

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What's your problem buddy? do you actually, unironically, literally support Ronaldo Blimpfy in 2017?

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No,you don't understand
You are a terrible person for not wanting to share your candy with poor 11 year old Mickey that had to stay home at halloween after a 12 hour shift at the factory followed by a grueling 8 hours of class at public shcool because his parents couldn't afford to send him to ivy league like your did plus volunteering four times a week at the soup-kitchen and another 3 at the cancer clinic so instead of going on trick-or-treat with the other kids to look after his sick jewish mother that suffers from chronicasthma
AND YOU WON'T EVEN SHARE YOUR MILKDUDS WITH HIM'
YOU GET TO BRING HOME TWO MILKDUDS ALL TO YOURSELFTO EAT WHILE MICKEY STAYS HOME WITH HIS SICK MOTHER AND NO CANDY ON HALLOWEEN
TWO

FUCKING

MILKDUDS

drup

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comrade…cumrade…cumrag!
oh shit, I get it

do you even understand how neilson boxes work dumbass?
do you think ratings magically detect how many tvs are tuned in to a station and what age and sex of the people that are watching them
christ are you underage or just retarded? i thought this was the less shit Holla Forums

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where do you think you are?

that's a question you have to ask to yourself

WHY THE FUCJ ARE YOU PEPLE DEFENDING THAT ORANGE MONKEY IN THE WHITE HOUSE I CANT BELIVE THIS WTF
IF I HAD A DIME FOR EVETY TIME DRUNPF RUINED MY LIFE I WOULD HAVE AT LEAST TEN YOU PEOPLE DISCUST ME YOUR ALL STUPID
YOU GRUMPFCUCKS NEVER LEARNBWHY YOU DONT TRY READING A BOOK SOMTIMES MAYBE YOULL LEARN SOMRTHING YIU BITCH PIGS HIS HAIR ISNT EVEN REAL FUCK

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that's racist to black people, how dare you even use that word, leftist.

klumpf

y duz diz subrize n e 1?
gommunism is de onlee lojikul aldernadib 2 druk's kukoldree

flumpt

communism is cuckoldry
is literally a cuckold ethos

dis jusd broovs eebin gommunism is breferble 2 drukoldry
faez id, ur ornj redarb iz a jyohk

Drupfolds btfo

o no id budy

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How old are you

Probably not many at all, considering the fact that we don't give a fuck about that kind of idpol crap. You filthy Holla Forumslacks have probably never even read On The Jewish Question because you prefer burning books to reading them. Marx's materialist dialectic still holds true to this very day, and for that reason, we strive to make his vision a reality, by whatever means is necessary for the common good.

Also, I have a feeling Colbert is confusing socialism for social democracy, like a lot of socioeconomically illiterate liberal burgertards tend to do in a feeble attempt to appear more leftist. No way would CBS allow him to fully and legitimately endorse socialism, lest his corporate sponsors dump him and condemn him for being a dirty pinko or whatever.

Garbage-tier shitpost, m8. Comrade Jeb is based, dontchya know?

I think socialism is a dandy idea but I know something's rotten if Colbert promotes it on CBS.

He's not actually promoting it, he's just being a silly liberal mistaking social democracy for socialism. See

Who would've thought

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I'm okay with some national socialism if you catch my drift

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