What's a movie about a girl who you've had a crush on since you were 10 and who was your first kiss when you were 15...

make some new friends or something dude idk, we're all here for you i guess but we all go through shit like this you just gotta fucking deal with it. Also don't try killing yourself actually it can mess up a lot of shit for you.

Just looking at this pic, guaranteed she's going to cheat on him if she hasn't already. OP, just go find another one. If you can get this girl, you can get another.

Wait if she JUST got into uni then how fucking old are you faggot? I haven't met another gen z kid on this board yet

She is a 5/10 but honestly, wholesome unrequited love is better than directionless requited lust although you might not feel it now

Desperately longing for someone subjectively special is better than getting with a bunch of trash girls, just like wishing you had lobster thermadore is better than eating ten big macs at once

If you really want it then get in contact and ask if shes back in town for christmas seeing family, with any luck she will have broken off with this guy (universities are hotbeds of infidelity just like military bases and communes) and you can see how it goes. Just don't expect big things, even if you fuck her you will feel no different after, sex is not a life changing event

If she's not a kike, she's a zika baby.

Were you born in 1999 or 2000? Jesus christ the internet is ruined

This is good advice and to add to it, just move on if you have to there are plenty of people that you can find a good honestly relationship with

It really doesn't feel that way, and I don't think things are going to change before my time is up

I know it doesnt feel that way but you have your entire life ahead of you, I had a 4 year long relationship and my breakup hit me hard and i didnt get over it for a while, if I could tell myself anything it would be to shrug it off.

You need to let it go user, she's not even close to attractive. 2D is the way to go man.

I know I have my whole life ahead of me, but the odds of meeting someone who would actually like me are very fucking low and frankly the opportunities to meet people (not even just girls) my age socially decrease daily and I don't see that changing. Basically at this rate the odds are being drawn closer to 0 every day that something will work out for me romantically, and honestly I don't think fulfilling that need will even improve me or my emotional well being that much so finding a way to live happily without that is my goal at the moment.

Fucking Normalfag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Every day is a new existential crisis

Waifus pave the way to happiness.

Dont go trying to look for a relationship they will usually come upon you by meeting people, which will happen unless you have a shitton of money and a lot of tendies

I haven't met someone new in like 3 years

Clean up as much as you can. Keep good hygiene, get a fashionable haircut and wear plain non-autism clothes (jeans and tee type shit). If you are handsome and sociable this is all you need. If not, get lifting and try to compensate.

Beyond that try not to be a hiki indoor mole man, get a job and some hobbies, have interesting things to talk about, this is where you have an edge over Chad and bugman orbiters because you aren't defined by hand-egg or disney's latest product

Nobody through work, clubs, church, random chance etc.?

Nobody at work, don't go to clubs, don't go to church, and no to random chance either, also none at my school too. Everyone I meet is very consciously socially isolated. It isn't for a lack of trying either I do attempt to converse with people but it goes nowhere 100% of the time. I'm lucky because I still have a group of friends from high school I hang out with, but if I moved somewhere I'd be fucked.

Imagine being this much of a virgin that you need social interaction and a gf to actually be happy.

Already doing all that shit dude, minus lifting cause I'm recovering from a knee injury right now. And whenever I talk about my hobbies seriously with people 90% of the time they tune out and seem uninterested. Maybe it's autism or something I dunno, but people just seem to wanna talk about stuff on the surface level and not actually get into shit.

I'm not a virgin, and I don't need a gf to be happy, although you do need social interaction and that's what we're doing right now anyways

wish I was still a virgin though

People are either not smart enough to have a deep philosophical discussion, don't care, or don't want to have that type of discussion with some random person.

Saying that chatting away in an anonymous image board is social interaction is like saying masturbating to porn is sex. No, it's not the same thing. Wizardry powers will be mine soon.

Nigger I wouldn't start with that shit I obviously meant with people I've at least established myself too.

It's a form of social interaction, if I had to I could probably survive just off this. But it isn't the same you're right and you still do need it to be happy and not go insane. Also wizardry is a myth created by actual warlocks to keep you from discovering the true path to magic hint it involves boning a lot of chicks

How established are we talking about? Like you say hi to them once in a while, or you chill at their house and get shitfaced with them? Those are two very different things.

Lies, real wizardry comes from loving your 2D waifu.

Have regular conversations with level obviously. I only go deeper into shit when I've run out of surface level shit to talk about

So someone you talk to sometimes, not a good friend of yours.

Wish I knew a fix for this. Wherever I go I can generally slip into conversations and people will generally be pleasant and accomodating. Maybe you are surrounded by pod people. As for your friends, don't hang your hat on it, good to have but people will abandon you seemingly out of nowhere for no reason. Best to have wide circles of friends and acquaintances.

It helps to have broad interests and lots of neat trivia. Not everyone will give a shit about what you care about specifically but if it's interesting in a general sense they will perk up. Some won't, but they are probably boring fucks who are equally autistic about sports or the ins and outs of reality tv. What are your hobbies by the way? If it's something like vidya or anime then people will switch off almost instantly.

That's what want you to think, hint japanese men invented hiding power levels, so what does the myth that they have the smallest penises actually mean? waifus are a form of mental brain curse enacted upon us by the JPN Warlock cult, ww2 never ended

You could try Firelink Shrine.

This has happened a lot lately, and it's really fucking killing me dude, makes it even harder to try and expand it too.

Doubt it, very few people have waifus. If it was a conspiracy to destroy the US through the power of Japanese wizardry, it'd be more widespread.

I mean I'm here so obviously vidya and anime, also film since we're posting on Holla Forums used to be a film major before I quit that follow Pro Wrestling and MMA pretty hardcore, following conspiracy theories I guess too. Any suggestions on what would be good things to pick up? Not just for the whole social thing but also just for the sake of finding something new?

They're only meant to cut off the ones closest to attaining basic magic levels. Actual plan to destroy the US is let it consume itself like rome and endear the survivors to the nip way by reminding them of all the good content they have sold them over the years.

Shooting, actually maybe not that great for you since people might think you're going to shoot them or something. I guess hunting would be a milder thing that's similar, unless you don't live in a state that does a lot of hunting. Gambling is pretty fun, personally I'm very keen to Texas Hold Em Poker. I guess you could always volunteer or some shit?

That's pretty funny actually.

I did really enjoy rifle shooting when I was in boy scouts back in the day, Have to buy a gun first though, not hunting though can't dedicate the time off for that.

ah thanks bruv

Not necessarily. You could build a gun, there's so much shit now a days, and it's easy enough that even a monkey can build a gun.

Yeah but I'd still have to buy the parts to build it, and tools to assemple it probably too metal cutting ones if we're going that hardcore.

It'll give you some hobby though.

It sucks, i've generally found it's not out of malice or any desire to hurt you, people just have a lot of friends and can afford to not give a fuck

Vidya is bad, normalfags only play sports games and FOTM garbage
Anime is bad, normalfags don't know it and the ones who do are way worse
Film is bad, even a lot of film students have bad taste more than one has told me their favourite director was Jordan Peele
Wrestling is bad unless they watch it and then it's totally fine

Conspiracies is really great though, I am a conspiracy theorist myself and people are really receptive to it in general. You have to feel around for what they might like. Military enthusiast? False flags, secret projects and DUM's. 'Spiritual' grill? ESP, lucid dreaming, thoughtforms etc. Outdoorsman? Aliens, cryptids, Missing 411 etc.

Pursue along these lines even into stuff you think is bullshit just for varietys sake and you will have enough material for years of conversation, people love getting their mind blown and if you keep a skeptical angle they don't think you're nuts

Just avoid sore spots like 9/11, sandy hook, princess diana, pizzagate etc. unless you want upset. It's too "real" and close to the bone for most

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What the cutoff point for Gen Z? Isn't it somewhere between 95 and 98?

Discussing film with normalfags is like walking through a minefield, most of them like it so being able to casually talk about it is important, but as I said if you go to deep into shit or start saying what you actually think you can butt heads with people.

Conspiracy theories are almost universally loved though everytime I go into that shit it gets a great reaction. It's always good mental exercises too because I usually won't give a full on real theory like the sore spots ones you mentioned but bastardize a few of them into some crazy ass shit.

I put it around 96 or 97 myself, my measuring stick is if they remember 9/11 I don't

Kill yourself. You're a loser.

Usually they just get bored of me and move on to something else. I can feel it coming too usually which is the shittiest part.

Enjoy your roastie whore, cuck.

Oh also on wrestling, that's one of the few actual pure hobbies left from what I can see. People who like it like it a lot, and there really isn't too much of a stigma about you liking it to the general public like there is with vidya and anime. Maybe it's because it used to be super mainstream so it doesn't have that nerd stigma even though only nerds like it now.

Kill me yourself faggot, don't be a lazy bitch

It's just the end of the conversation, not the end of the world.

Oh I know, usually they break it off in really shitty ways though which always hurts.

So just eat a bullet already and stfu about it. Nobody cares. Everybody has their own problems

Fuck off nihilist scum

How about a movie about endless loneliness, being abandoned by all "friends" and being a virgin?

What the ever loving shit, young people are cancer and im 26

You could just watch perks of being a wallflower and get hit in the feels by feels you never had

ew, just ew
get some standards, OP

you're missing a few J's there

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Lol even in hypersexualized drawings jewesses have man asses

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I wonder how you would react if you saw some actually sexy drawings…

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I know this feeling too

fuck.

Holy shit, this guy looks like such a massive faggot. Go beat him up now you fucking cuck

I got unfriended by both my high school crushes. No idea why people do this honestly, feels kinda petty.

You can do better than her, OP.

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