Ghetto Blaster

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

Ghetto Blaster

All urls found in this thread:
https://archive.org/animus/src/1459688761167.jpg
http://strawpoll.me/7268142
https://archive.org/lewd/res/190086.html
http://imgur.com/a/i9GCG/embed#21
http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/cumhole/photos/32636/slutty_me
Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

see https://archive.org/animus/src/1459688761167.jpg

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

I dont wan people buying me stuff

hnng

s h o t s

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

another guiness
two shots of patron
Bundesliga
Poifect sunday

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

ugh. people are confusing.
drama plsno

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

fuck drama llamas

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

being banned might help

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

[6:48 AM] Bebop: and a ban won't really help anything

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

spoilers

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

he went to bed

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

youre fine

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

~6minutes and it will be fully uploaded and i'll send you the link

Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

going hard I see

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

just leave it there, i'm going to sleep

headache is back

Ryan Sanders
Ryan Sanders

They'd like the idea of causing your butt to feel good

Just say EAT MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

bah
okay. nini

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

there is no way for me to contact them. did you see my reply?

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

oyasumi

Brody Brooks
Brody Brooks

Well they can just do that in other ways

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Yes and it was bullshit

Like what?

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

use the real ones

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

how?

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

You're saying you want posters to come fuck you?

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

We established last time we talked about this that you've done it before and it was just with shit people who thought detail was a bad thing

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

pff don't be ridiculous

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

well yeah but maybe i was overdoing it or im too elitist now and view everyone as shit
lmao

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

Just seemed like that was what you were saying

I became a better dom when I started viewing them all as shit

Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

I'm still a terrible narcissist. Should talk about it more not here.

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

What did you mean then, Tokai?

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

I'm not drunk enough to want such in proper things

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

It's a strength

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

the only way to be

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

That typo makes me think that might be untrue

See

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

are you as cute as the anime girls you post?

very true but it also annoys the hell out of me that people are so shit

Caleb Jones
Caleb Jones

Same sometimes but it's like getting annoyed at animals for doing what animals do

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

my problem is i try to help people too often when i clearly shouldnt or cant
that pic made me hungry af again omg

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

*nervous sweating*

hell yeah, Im popping some belgian

naah
cant show really

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

Another half hour til this Greek place opens

-pets your hair- :3

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

too shy?

you plan on getting anything special there? god how i wish good food places were here

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

FUCK YEEEEEEEE

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

Just a gyro

Actually maybe I'll go to this other good Mediterranean place that still has stuff I want to try but it's farther away and I'm lazy

I guess I'd probably learn how to cook better if I lived where you live

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

bruh ur gonna make me eat everything in my kitchen

i dont know how to cook much tbh lol. though everytime i go hunting i make sure to bring a good amount of meat

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

^ ^ mmh

naah just hadnt got pictures on the pc
heres one

amen!

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

tHIS IS OUR COMMUNION

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

http://strawpoll.me/7268142

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

results did not surprise me

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

we be heroes!

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

Part of me wants to live off of hunting but I've never hunted before

Weren't you going to wait until after you masturbated to start drinking?

Ah I guess I'm not gay

What a relief

James Hill
James Hill

I have a pussy juice fetish

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

it's fun as hell but it can really be hell. there's a special feeling i get when eating something i hunted tbh, feels more filling.
id hunt with u

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

And Kangs!!!

Berlin losing

God damn it.

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

Sucking dick is NOT gay!!11!1

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

is that even a fetish

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

erio i think you are i are the only ones who said it. oh and we really are too much alike

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

pussy lickers need to be banned

Michael James
Michael James

Furries need to be banned

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

I'm doing it whilst

avenge zem!

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

kikes need to be gassed

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

RACE WAR NOW

I will get the Gladbacheans for this treachery.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

Apparently

Squirting is something related to that that you can search porn for

It has five votes now

Cool

You should think of my cock slapping your face

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

you will lose

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

not bad

it was 2/2 at the time. the results surprise me rn.
it gave me an idea since i know this of these people now but no interest

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

Ah yes, I remember when I was given the option to go to an all girl private school, or a public school. Naturally, like the straight woman I am, I went to the private school. I shouldn't fall into such temptation as "love."

Cause I'm edgy like that. (Some minor regret)

Anyway, after being here for so long, you soon discover that girls can love other girls. It's crazy, but listen to me for a second. When I say "love," I mean love. Like, not the mother daughter love... But like, intimate love. Like, they can kiss each other on the lips. It was crazy, because I originally went to this school to avoid relationships!

Anyway, after awhile, some of the girls here started to flirt with me. It was super weird, but I didn't mind it. It was actually quite the confidence boost. And anyone that knew me knows that I needed that. One of the girls that had a crush on me asked me out to play pool with them. Like a person that's afraid of rejection and hurting other peoples feelings, I gladly accepted. I expected the pool game to be at a pool club or a bar or something. Nope, it was at her house.

I was a little nervous to be honest, but I tried to keep cool about it. After a few games of pool, I felt her trying to hit on me, giving me compliments about my body, and other... lewd things. It got to the point where she started to "accidentally" touch me with her cue stick. But I didn't stop her. Something in my mind kept telling me that this was ok, and I was admittedly getting turned on by this.

This is where the situation started to go from 0-100 real quick.

After we set the billiard balls in the triangle, she started to feel me up with her hands, cupping my breast and giving off a small, playful giggle. She was silent for a moment, waiting to see how I would react, and to see if I would approve of this. I didn't deny it, but I didn't say anything either. She must've taken that as a green light, because she started to lick my neck and bite it softly.

I could feel her hands ride up my shirt. One hand unbuttoning my pants, the other was taking off my bra. While this was all happening, the only thing I could really think of was:

"Wow, she can do this with one hand?"

Because man, it was pretty damn impressive. All I did was lean on the pool table, trying to keep myself straight. She finally unclothed me and started to undress herself. She wore no undergarments since she probably knew how this was gonna turn out. We just started at our naked bodies.

"I... I don't know what to do." I stammered. I've never been with anyone before, let alone the same gender. "I don't have a penis, so I don't know if I can... do stuff." My virgin innocents was speaking for me.

She just giggles. "That's why we have toys." she says, grabbing her cue stick.

She put it in between her legs and started riding on it as though she was a witch_kitten . I just watched as the area of the cue stick got wetter and wetter. She started to insert it, and I could feel my face turning redder than Valentine's Day. Slowly, she kept inserting it, slowly, and slowly.... And slowly.......

And slowly....

Until the cue stick disappeared within her. I was so caught up, I didn't realize she stuck a whole cue stick up her snatch.

"I'll show you how to really play pool." she said as she grabbed one of the billiard balls and stuck it up her vagina. She did this with all fifteen balls.

Fifteen billiard balls up her vagina.

I wasn't even turned on at this point, I was just amazed. I asked her why she didn't insert the white ball.

"You never try to get the white ball into the holes." she said.

I was laughing, she was laughing, and I was laughing, and she was laughing, and I was slowly getting eaten by her monster vagina.

I'm currently posting from within the womb.

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

They just seem gayer than straight because there are mostly only penis-bearers here so lewd things are mostly done at penis-bearers

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

Ew

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

hence the whole no interest part

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

And that's why you don't eat pucci.

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

I'm not sure what your bright idea was

Henry Young
Henry Young

le u haf 2 gues cuz vagu

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

gasss

thats so lewd!

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

Tokai do you ever stop touching yourself

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

Not really interested

It's a good idea to leave you with

Gonna go get food, bbl

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

the whole problem is everyone having dicks

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

when im dead

bai bai

C;

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

when you're dead i'll do it for you

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

Ill be cremated

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

I'll eat your ashes and touch myself. Carry the torch.

Hudson White
Hudson White

Holy shit
I missed some good dramas last night

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

Relate them.

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

My ashes will be in a tree

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

winky face

Levi King
Levi King

?

Gavin Cox
Gavin Cox

You know how I went HAM on spoilers 2 nights ago?
Well it looks like I cut pretty deep.
Babby's first ebully.
Apparently he was so scarred by it, he didn't want to do with anyone who was good friends with me, including Squashie.

So squashie fucking ripped into him, calling him out on how much a crybaby bitch he was, squash even defended him when I was in ebully mode

You know the funniest part?

He wanted to try to get me banned for it

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

Why bully Spoilers. He's a nice guy.

Josiah White
Josiah White

Who is this bebop? Manaka? Who? I dont know I missed some good shit it sounds like.

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

OH

Ham ON spoilers... read that like WITH spoilers... like these spoilers

lol i am sirry

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

Honestly
I was bored as fuck
and he's boring as fuck, so I tested the waters and he grabbed that bait like it was his last meal

kek

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

Pretty shitty thing to do.

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

He started shittalking me righ after I went to bed
oh lawd
someone can't handle the heat

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

I know man
I feel like Kanra, it sucks

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

what did u do

Brody Green
Brody Green

read some posts

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

Reminds you a bit of Grimmy, right?

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

i read the ones you just posted but i wanna know the full story without finding the threads from days ago

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

Some people actually come down here, expecting it to be a hugbox.

Like.
Nigga.
Go to fucking /lewd/
this isn't your safety area

wasn't grimmy/sci shunned from lewds too?
rofl

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

ill steam you soon

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

Lol why do people get so salty when you play with them lol.

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

ok cool.
oh also grimmy still posts on /lewd/ dont ask how i know :^)

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

Loco thinking he has any say on thread morality.

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

I might go make him mad again

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

Cause either
A. You're better than them, and sometimes you get mad at their mistakes and they don't like that
B. They're better than you and it happens to you and you don't like that

omg is he posting right now
I wanna say hi

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

I assume everyone already forgot about me.

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

i mean if you wanna
i dont see the point but eh

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

I messaged you like 2 days ago stfu

link it up family

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

People get so mad.
And grimmy was getting hyper mad at me last night because I was stealing tak's bitch with ease and he didnt like the "bullying" abloo abloo bloo

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

wanting anything that posts on that board

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

wat

nej

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

SEND ME A LINK TO THE ACTIVE THREAD HE IS POSTING IN YOU DUMPLING

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

Wait... You did?
Where?

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

https://archive.org/lewd/res/190086.html

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

I and tokai were merely pissing around. An opportunity for luls occured. I simply grabbed it.

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

On league.

it's lit

I feel u man
I was shitposting on mlp the other night

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

lol, gotta mix it up sometimes ey

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

that pic is horrifying

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

DID YOU!?
W-What's your summoner name?

Only select few knows me then!

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

Grim Echoes.

Counterbalance it with this one.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

the problem is when people from here post there it's really fucking obvious because you fire off posts like a damn minigun

supr scrt!

that one is kinda cute and fits the time here. +1

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

I AM THE INTERNET TERRORIST

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

I don't even have you on my friend's list...

Super Scrit?
What?

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

Holy fucking shit why is Holla Forums so toxic.

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

brb its colder in my house than it is outside so something must be wrong

super secret!

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

Are you not val

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

Mars

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

Subtle

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

ayylmao

now get the fuck out

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

Who the hell's val?
Hell no.
mfw that is my IRL friend that I introduce to manaka
Oh lord she's more popular than me eh?

What secret?

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

dont talk to me you irrelevant shit

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

me
irrelevant

You literally came over here because I told you to in your autism container
good god
go pound some fucking sand you fucking aspie

I think that's her.
Oops.
Sorry.
You should add me on league though. Maybe we can play together.

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

When getting that good epussy

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

okay so apparently its not even cold in my house. its actually 72 inside right now but it just feels like its freezing

you!

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

mfw

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

put on some clothes

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

mfw

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

oh come on. its almost 9am. the blinds on my window have been open for a couple hours now for the light and im not about to be naked in front of all the people who walk by my house.

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

I think you once told me to add you.
I was busy adding Isla and then I forgot about you
I think that's what happened...

Me? Secret?
How am I a secret?

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

people who walk by my house.
too close for comfort, you should shoot one of them to give them a warning not to fuck with you

:^)

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

le "i won't be ur friend if ur this person's friend" meme

Oliver James
Oliver James

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.

Isn't it fucking subarashii?
Literally 7th grader mentality

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

Dont use such harsh language while you talk to me,tyvm

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

I want to stick it in Marsy.

William Ramirez
William Ramirez

I AM SORRY!!!!

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

ahhh nevermind. it was a play on what you had said about people not knowing about you

yeah i mean i should just burn down their houses for thinking they can even live on the same street as me!

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

the amount of bs in this still haunts me

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

loading
Loading
LOADING
I don't get it..

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

w o t

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

My sweet Deutsch poster. You seem to be extremely weary. I kindly guide your bejeweled, sugar-coated cinnamon buns into a comfy satin and silk seat, where nobody will bully you.
Come, my child.
/lewd/index.html

Julian Foster
Julian Foster

tfw no russian trap gf

yeaah long story

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

tfw no true female tokai

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

what is loading?

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

Grim that person is 15

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

My brain.

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

TOKAI POST RUSSIAN TRAP

Asher King
Asher King

I-I-I'll add you now!

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

Good stuff.

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

oooh
dont worry bout it

i dont know what to believe anymore man. stop saying lewd shit to little girls who will get your ass thrown in prison

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

I'm glad

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

weirdos.

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

Oh bb she cute

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

hey toki

http://imgur.com/a/i9GCG/embed#21

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

WHERE DID I SAY LEWD SHIT TO WHO

DO YOU MEAN VAL
OR MARSY
OR LAMBDA
IDK MAN

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

you literally just told a 15yr old girl to "succ not bite"

David Wright
David Wright

bebop creeping on 15 yr olds

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

Lmao

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

I didn't know they were underaged

how do you know their age and gender tho?

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

b-but im 14 >.<

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

because they told me? how else does one get to know something like that, grim?

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

by doing bebo things :^)

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

Who did he say that to?

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

ur doing bebop things

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

uhhuh

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

when I was 14 I thought vaginas were located at the front

kawaii as fugg

ayy

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

someone onlewd

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

glorious sharing

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

they are tho
right under the belly button
it's like a door

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

Which one though

when I was 14 I thought vaginas were located at the front

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

15
Absinthe
Damaged goods already, jeez

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

Ema
i bet he'll end up hitting on her because of the name gets him offit's a "prank" though

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

Good taste

This is why I wanted to know

I've posted there a bit and haven't been around that person yet but I think they're kind of kawaii

This pivotal information will change my behavior set

David Diaz
David Diaz

I always thought up intil 7 that is uyou poked someones belly button their guts would fall out

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

This pivotal information will change my behavior set

4m I swear to fucking god if you try to sow any seeds of chaos or any bs like that

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

need more traps
cute dommy traps

ye but like I tought it was more up

you too??

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

ITS NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT BELOW THE BELLY BUTTON YOU FUCKING VIRGIN

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

dommy traps with.....er doms./....

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

What? I'm just saying I won't cyber her

Not saying anything regarding of seeds of chaos

Yeah

And I thought girls peed/gave birth from their butts until I knew about vaginas

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

GOOD

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

you seem to be showing that you love the idea already

what's it called when you act like you're multiple people in different places? i've been doing that for a long long time everywhere and i don't think anyone will ever notice.

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

Seeds of chaos just kind of happen though and they're compulsive

I don't plan things

Do I look like a guy with a plan? : ^ )

You're more than one poster?

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

When I was a child I watched animal castration videos on YouTube.

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

Absolutely not.

Well aren't you special?

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

Still not over amy

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

*14yr old

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

LOL SHUT THE FUCK UP

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

i think thats what i said. yes.

im just fuckin with u m8
oh i saw you ask them why theyre on that board lmao. you gonna tell me you werent doing worse shit when you were that age?

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

you need to calm down

noo well maybe, both dom is danger

same
oh how things changed

explains a lot

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

When I was 14 I was playing runescape, fuck off

Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers

calm me down then

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

when i was 12 i got a year ban for erping in runescape :)

Justin Hill
Justin Hill

When I was 14 I was skateboarding and drinking and setting fires.

cutie trap who chokers and candle waxes?

Gabriel White
Gabriel White

You're probably Nyara or some shit

It might be part of why I kind of liked assholes more than pussies until the past year or two

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

tfw you're a "failed" animus poster
What did I do wrong ;_;

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

at 13 i bought a webcam and did bad things with that
at 14 i was into some really bad shit and my mom found out and took my computer away from me for a year

what makes you say that??

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

Cute Dommy Traps
This feels counterintuitive.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

why are you crying back here now

LOL

make up your damn mind

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

Because he barely posts and he just kind of feels like someone a different poster would be now that I think about it

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

he comes to fail again

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

That makes it hot.

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

I'm not saying I can't see that at all, but why.

I can be in two places too.
Does it matter?

Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

do you want me keep going on?
oh did i ever tell you about my high school principle? my life is legit crazy but i like to think everyone elses is just as much

well youre uh. youre wrong.

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

Can I atleast cry in your lap?

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

tfw no ui

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

counter shitposting tho

tell me about it

Juan White
Juan White

that is not in my jurisdiction

wait what do you mean candle wax

hehe
I just defended lgbt stuff cause of proggressive
and then I became what I defended

Kayden King
Kayden King

Hm?

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

I dont understand this meme

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

when the doms light a candle and drip the wax on you.

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

I seriously guessed it?

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

I wasn't expressing a gender preference in that post; I actually mainly mean girl assholes

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

dude was like in his 40s. was fucking a few girls and they liked it until one of them got the idea of having him change her grades and when he refused she called rape and got a his investigation on him. the other girls did too thinking they would get money or something from him.

was in under house arrest for a while but managed to escape on a motorcycle going like 100mph+ until he crashed and got captured again
uh i could keep going on about because of him my friends managed to steal a shit load of apple products and sell them and make ~2k a month from it

i just said no!

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

You said it in a weird way

Have you still not lied since 2013? Does that count this?

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

that;s not sexy

ohh hehe.. right girls do have that

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

that;s not sexy

Have you tried it?

It's nice.

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

yeah this is boring

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

i have no plans to break that and hold it as a great personal achievement.

hi blood-chan

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

to each their own really....

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

no

yeah true dat

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

Do it.

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

Yes

You like buttholes too? I guess cocks are probably your favorite lewd part

Seems like it would be a pointless limitation if it were true

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

when they so thirsty

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

i saw it as sort of an addiction that needed to be eradicated

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

You do seem like the pathological lying kind of jew

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

sadly i think people used to like me more when i did.
i might break it once i turn 21 and turn into a monster again

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

nice

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

hell no

drink more fam

yeeah.. the best of all

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/cumhole/photos/32636/slutty_me

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

mfw participating in computer games tournament on campus and there's only a few memers and fedora tippers
I had expected more

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

i used to think about being a UN peacekeeper
then i realized theyre always around poor as fuck countries and always getting in trouble for doing shit i dont want anywhere near my name

James Ross
James Ross

ive ripped through this 4 pack in no time

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

gotta love dem psychoactives

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

*tips meme*
M'trollface

David Wilson
David Wilson

ohh..

noice, imma rip some more flemish

tfw srebrenica

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

Maybe you can control it more now after not lying as much for years

How drunk are you? You said you didn't have much alcohol but you seem rather drunk

William Anderson
William Anderson

sounds like either a terrorist city or a slav town

i imagine i could. though i dont know what all i would lie about. i could very easily do it right now but eh.

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

like a true champion

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

i wonder if this is why i've been feeling dead inside for so many years. i took the fun out of life and live my days like a damn drone.

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it

John Brooks
John Brooks

I think Erio would make a great IRL boyfriend.

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

imma eat dinner brb

ehh juust some cans, feel woozy

ehh

it was a massacre

ave!

Evan Price
Evan Price

I used to lie to myself more than I would actually lie to other people. Sometimes my lies were so good that they became the truth not only for myself but every single person I told them to.

oh.. what happened?

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

Modern medicine and technology is amazing.

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

You like?

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

Just beer? Enjoy

How do you know you don't still do it, then? What if "I haven't lied since 2013" is one of those lies? : ^ )

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

Future medicine and technology will be even better.

Ayden Jones
Ayden Jones

Like, we have a software development line and when they're in the friday bar it's kinda cringy at times

Jackson James
Jackson James

p good pic

if i do then i do a pretty damn good job. i mean for all i really know this has all just been a dream and i'll it'll end just like all the others, me dying.

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

Naturally.
Got predicitons? What are you looking forward to?

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

Won't that happen eventually either way?

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

Physical avatars

Being able to be a girl or a hung dick girl or both at the same time while they fuck

Hudson King
Hudson King

yeah. though most of my deaths in dreams have been from getting shot. i imagine i'll actually die doing something fun/dangerous or stupid. if i'm lucky i might just die from old age.

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

yooo
kyuss is nice

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Neat.
I'd like a different body of my choice.
It's still be similar, but better.

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

Holodecks. Faster-than-light travel. Inhabiting other planets. Quantum computers. Flawless prosthetics, or even prosthetics that work better than us currently.

Better medicine. Better ways of solving cancer. Better graphics in video games. Faster local travel (better public transit).

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

They got dicks though. May as well just go all out.

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

hey no homo but kinda wanna suck your dick

SALVE

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

those are wayyyyy too many star tattoos

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

Alright.
Anything in our lifetime, though? Give and take 80 years.

Sounds pretty homo

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

girl dicks are best dicks, yo

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

I want humanity to come closer together, rather than further apart.

Not sure if technology is the answer.

But it's going to be part of every solution we come up with for the next long while.

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

Chat.
I can still feel Colbs tilting.

Of course. It's how we make progress.

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

no bb

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

Not in my lifetime.

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

Pretty sure sucking dick as a guy's pretty gay.
Unless it's a feminine dick.

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

thats waht i am saying, its like sucking erin or tokais cock

James Cooper
James Cooper

Nah. There'll be plenty technological breakthroughs in the next 30 years.
Probably not warpgates though.

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

Guess I'll have to work on making cool shit in my lifetime.

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

Create stuff? Like what?

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

why is there a dead guy over there and why is this car pink?
I support breast cancer so..

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

Unless it's a feminine dick.

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

Not sure. But something others will find either an amazing waste of time, or pointless.

Robert Reyes
Robert Reyes

Sounds like my kinda thing.

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

feminine dick

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

I don't know what it is about this song but it's giving me some type feels.

Camden Hill
Camden Hill

But today I'm taking a break.

So whatever.

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

not like you kt you fucking cunt

Camden Gutierrez
Camden Gutierrez

ikt's is too ginormous to be considered feminine tbh

Chase Price
Chase Price

Hmm?

Robert Watson
Robert Watson

plus that pic with casper lol

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

what

Carter King
Carter King

btw Nascar is on
not that I'm watching it or anything..

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

pics from the meetup

Lincoln Robinson
Lincoln Robinson

serbs killed bosnians cause un didnt do anything

yeahh..

and now for some gin!

hail!

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

Nascar
watching cars drive in circles for 4 hours

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

serbs
bosnians
kek i was right
ah i guess calling it a massacre is true.

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

lmfao i almost got killed when i was like 11 or 12 and went to Daytona to watch a race
it was fun af though. a lot of people just watch if for the wrecks though..

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

What's good about NASCAR actually? I just imagine the cars just driving in ovals for a while and the best engine wins. Can't imagine that'd be fun to watch.

Bentley Powell
Bentley Powell

just be like
mp
they dont do wrong things

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

when your friend can't join you for movies because he just dropped 1G on a VR set

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

Hearing those cars roar on by is pretty loud/exciting. Really it's not worth actually watching though.
A lot of the cars are on the same setup, it's all about the driver.

I'd rather join the Marines and do my best to be a damn good medic, get out and work for a PMC.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

Somebody give me a quote showing Trump being blatantly racist.
It can't be vague.

My father is being a moron.

Cooper Johnson
Cooper Johnson

So it's just cars driving in circles?

F1 has corners and the most interesting things/overtakes happen there, the straightaways are just how each engine performs and not so interesting to see.

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

There is none.

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

He questions whether President Obama was born in the United States

Long before calling Mexican immigrants “criminals” and “rapists,” Trump was a leading proponent of “birtherism,” the racist conspiracy theory that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States and is thus an illegitimate president. Trump claimed in 2011 to have sent people to Hawaii to investigate whether Obama was really born there. He insisted at the time that the researchers “cannot believe what they are finding.”

Obama ultimately got the better of Trump, releasing his long-form birth certificate and relentlessly mocking the real estate mogul about it at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner that year.

But Trump continues to insinuate that the president was not born in the country.

“I don’t know where he was born,” Trump said in a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Saturday. (Again, for the record: He was born in Hawaii.)

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

Also Trump is stupid.

we must shut down the internet because terrorist use it let's go to Bill Gates and let him fix this shit because obviously Bill Gates is the internet inventor man.

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

“I have a great relationship with the blacks,” Trump said in April 2011. “I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

THE blacks

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

Just loosely do the one where he said all Mexicans are criminals/rapists/murderers and it's why we need to build a wall
Maybe look at how he's saying he wants the US to be great but he is in love with China and his hotels are FILLED with shit made there

I love the guy though

Pretty much. To be honest I have it on my tv but I'm only glancing at it once in a while to see if there was a wreck.

Oh well if you wanna go into it like that, there are a few tracks that aren't just big ovals and have tight turns. When it's all good and straight for a bit it's all about drafting.

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

It's true

t. the blacks

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

At a November campaign rally in Alabama, Trump supporters physically attacked an African-American protester after the man began chanting “Black lives matter.” Video of the incident shows the assailants kicking the man after he has already fallen to the ground.

The following day, Trump implied that the attackers were justified.

“Maybe [the protester] should have been roughed up,” he mused. “It was absolutely disgusting what he was doing.”

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

Yay turns :D

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

jeez

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

tfw no throbbing dick pushing your lips

that looks kinda dirty

reeee

oh yeah thats cool specially medic

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

politics are great aren't they
LOL

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

He stereotyped Jews as good negotiators — and political masterminds

When Trump addressed the Republican Jewish Coalition in December, he tried to relate to the crowd by invoking the stereotype of Jews as talented and cunning businesspeople.

“I’m a negotiator, like you folks,” Trump told the crowd, touting his book The Art of the Deal.

“Is there anyone who doesn’t renegotiate deals in this room?” Trump said. “Perhaps more than any room I’ve spoken to.”

But that wasn’t even the most offensive thing Trump told his Jewish audience. He implied that he had little chance of earning the Jewish Republican group’s support, because his fealty could not be bought with campaign donations.

“You’re not going to support me, because I don’t want your money,” he said. “You want to control your own politician.”

Ironically, Trump has many close Jewish family members. His daughter Ivanka converted to Judaism in 2009 before marrying the real estate mogul Jared Kushner. Trump and Kushner raise their two children in an observant Jewish home.

It’s maybe not surprising that Trump has brought so much racial animus into the 2016 election cycle, given his family history. His father, Fred Trump, was the target of folk singer Woody Guthrie’s lyrics after Guthrie lived for two years in a building owned by Trump pere: “I suppose / Old Man Trump knows / Just how much / Racial hate / He stirred up / In the bloodpot of human hearts.”

And last fall, a news report from 1927 surfaced on the site Boing Boing, revealing that Fred Trump was arrested that year following a KKK riot in Queens. It’s not clear exactly what the elder Trump was doing there or what role he may have played in the riot. Donald Trump, for his part, has categorically denied (except when he’s ambiguously denied) that anything of the sort ever happened.

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

Politics
Stop before I get moddrama flashbacks.

Slut.

William Reed
William Reed

Hey bb maybe I can be pushing them lips

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

I kind of like it like that.

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

Nascar got big because of its history, not necessarily its content.
It started as souped up bootlegger cars during Prohibition, racing around tracks in the middle of nowhere when racing itself was completely primitive.

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

ya
fun fun fun

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

This is an Onion article.

It has to be.

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

it isnt

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

lol my parents love watching it though because it's an excuse to just lay back and drink
we all have our favorite drivers and sometimes bet money on races
i think it was back in 2003 when Dale died.. that was my dads favorite driver and he had even met him years before. damn good driver too.

mhm I wanna save lives 100x more than I want to take them. the whole PMC thing is just so I could be in a more dangerous area/do my job more/get paid a LOT more
move the the US

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

and it turns out Trudeau might not even legalize weed.

politics are awful.

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

Prohibition: 1919
Grand Prix motor racing: 1894

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

tbh Jews are pretty good with money. every single one that I know irl is amazing with the stuff. hell we have a family Jew who currently has like 20mil of ours that he just fucks around with in the stock market
for as much of a racist I sound like I am, I really do like them.

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

huh

no you

wew

eww

Yeaah that sounds really good
way better than just gunning stuff

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

I like how you made lenko go full fag on you

nice job

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

Politicians are criminals

w e w ;3

Wyatt Butler
Wyatt Butler

Neat-o.

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

shutup

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

That's because Jews are ESPECIALLY racist towards themselves.

Racism as generalizations about a population. isn't a bad thing.

Just depends on how it's used.

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

I don't want a cock on my lips, hun.

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

Automobile racing was pretty primitive, technologically and by defined rules, until the postwar era.

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Your point is that it was because history, but NASCAR had less of a history than racing in general, it being primitive didn't have a lot to do with it.

Eh, guess it's just an American thing.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

I don't do anything

popping gin nao

thas not me

you want it

Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

I want to fuck Twilight Sparkle.

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

to think i originally wanted to join because i was blood thirsty

i was in voice with him last night and i kept saying how he was a faggot for saying the things he was and his excuse was "it's okay because it's tokai"

just noticed tsuchi was alive and well, posting here. everything he said is about it is true.
tbh i would be a driver if i could because the idea just seems awesome but actually doing it seems not so fun. it would def get you pumping though

in my band class there was this Jewish guy named Matt who played the Trombone and Baritone. he had red hair and was at least a foot taller than me at the time. he used to think I hated him because I was kind of obsessed with WW2 when we were learning about it, I'd always talk about it.
ah ya those Nazi uniforms were p cool and the idea of the SS is genius
for whatever reason his fear or whatever of me had him not fuck with me at all where if i were him I would have smashed my head against some lockers one day and told myself to stop turning into such a god damn racist mini-hitler

whoa i typed a lot

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

omg stfu

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

I want to cum inside Rainbow Daesh.

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

You wish it was.

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

new

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

I don't like dick.

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

You're asking why Nascar is big then just saying its irrelevant.
It's history relevant to its market.
Television was a luxury pre-war and racing events weren't televised. Nascar and it's forerunners were centered around manufacturing areas where it was able to be attended by a mass market. European style racing has always appealed to affluent audiences.

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