Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

Why would the US Govenrment recurit two teenage orphans to find terrorists who are so above everyone else they can succeed in stealing the Great Pyramid og Geeza from an airplane?

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Jackson Hughes
Jackson Hughes

The agency that hired them was probably incompetent, and they were probably hired through some contracting company for the gov.

James Price
James Price

A.C.M.E. seemed pretty competent otherwise, tbqh

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

Severe budget cuts and low salary loopholes for teenage workers?

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

pulled me out of school to fight terrorists
now I'm a grown ass adult and can't do long division

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

Let's not panic here, I have a master's degree in computer science with additional courses in advanced mathematics, and I can't do long division either

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

Because it's for children.

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

Wow, just wow. It's 2017 and people still believe cartoons are for children. Let me ask you this smart guy, if cartoons were for children, would an anonymous imageboard filled with 30 year old virgins be talking about them?

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

Because it's the current year and they have a diversity quota to fill

David Hughes
David Hughes

Because it was a video game.

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

because pedos.

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

If the porn of the show is anything to go by, it's so the siblings can use their constant fucking to draw in Carmen Sandiego. She's a huge Shota/Onee-san fetishist.

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

They look nothing like the characters

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

Orphans are emotionally vulnerable, making them desirable targets for trauma-based mind control. They can be easily shaped into couriers and spies. "Terrorists" operating at that level are obviously agents of one of the major intelligence agencies. What we're seeing in this cartoon is a superficial representation of the world of espionage. The teens are clearly not meant to catch the terrorists. So what's really going on?

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

Hey /tv/

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

Because it's a video game inside a cartoon. We're going through two different layers of suspension of disbelief here.

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

I wonder if any of the players felt cheated they couldn't catch Carmen.

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

Aren't they trying to make a new movie with the property?

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Adam James
Adam James

You can catch Carmen Sandiego in the games. The kid on the cartoon is legally retarded and needs to git gud since he is worse than a pleb.

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

Lovely animation, but this is the superior theme song.

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

I wonder what she will steal next?

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

Aren't they trying to make a new movie with the property?
user, I…
https://archive.fo/MWfQH
she will never steal your heart

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis

https://archive.fo/MWfQH

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

The election from Hillary.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

Across all the games, shows ect. Has Carmen ever stolen the kilogram from France? It seems like it would be the perfect object for her to steal, a combination of her ability to steal abstract things like languages or the international dateline and an educational show.

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

She didn't steal abstract concepts in the show, she stole impossible things to steal like the sphinx or the eiffel tower.

Owen Rivera
Owen Rivera

She didn't steal abstract concepts in the show
I believe in one game she did.

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

Why isn't this thread more popular?

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

Carmen Sandiego stole a bunch of posts.

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

That just dawned on me how fucking scary that would be actually happening.

Nathan Brown
Nathan Brown

Are you talking about Carmen Sandiego Word Detective? She was only kinda stealing language that time.

We're soon 2019 switching over to a better kilogram definition that isn't based off of a hunk of metal. Or we should, if the CGPM does their job.
But yeah, it would not be good if that was stolen before then.

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

Wait, never mind. She was "stealing peoples ability to speak".

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

We should have a dedicated DIC thread tbqh. An Under-represented cartoon company, despite the post-buyout public image.

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

I used to get excited for this show but it always disappointed me. They need to put her in the 30's where she clearly belongs. Maybe as a supervillian for Tintin to track down, that would be awesome.

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

DIC
I remember this dinosaur cartoon done by them. It was similar to Land before time in that they were young dinosaurs that were friends and had some adventures. I remember my mom either renting a vhs of it from blockbuster or buying it. Either way it was kind of surreal in my mind.

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

do you mean this show my dude?

Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

why steal the KG when we can just wait for the natural fluctuations of mater and gravity to render it worthless, trying to pretend physical things are constant is funny.

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

(Checked)
Embed re;ated is the better Dinosaur Show, tbqh
This?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaucers

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

That might've been the one.

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

Dinosaucers
Never heard of it but sounds like I would've liked it as a kid.

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