♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Give Welma the D Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Give Welma the D Edition
I'm nervous to call this place.
When Bae asks you for the D
but you only play in E standard tuning
I'll drop your D
not giving welma the full D
I probably couldn't even take the full D tbh.
don't make me rub you!
My index finger is my D.
I sent a FB message to them instead. I hope I get the answer I want, nigs.
FBing a cootie?
No. Piercing places to see if they can do what I want. The first 2 were too scared.
where you getting a prick? ;333
tomorrow's the day!!!
The US rock bands in the 80's look like a bunch of fail-traps making music.
Glam rock was dumb, yeah.
Woah. I afk'd for an hour.
Guess I'll watch it.
pretty friggin adorable
adorable, great for blowjobs, apparently kinda rare for that special snowflake feel.
Just noticed that I hope it's more symmetrical than that example pic tho lol
great for blowjobs
you need rulers
I'm so pumped.
I gotta get ready for work though. Toodly-doos~
I could go for one of those.
See uou later cootie
what's the point in having internet friends if they can't give you blowjobs?
maybe we're all more likely to love each other for our personalities.
I'm going to go get my mind out of the gutter.
I don't have sexual thoughts about anyone here.
you've solicited me several times
tfw Limburgse Appelvlaai
100% armor pen on items, E, and black cleaver as Urgot with a flat 30 armor pen
E and 3 Qs kill most anyone
stfu finger boi
grim did you study like i encouraged you to? :)
I wish I'd learned to yo-yo as a kid...
It's so pretty ;~;
but I didn't do as well as I would have if I studied 1 week prior
I honestly don't know
japs are really enthusiastic about yo yos
at least it's over and done with now, and you can only move on.
i'm scared of getting my tooth pulled in a couple days.
Are they gonna give you drugs for it?
I really liked mine but i ate them all
They make them look SO COOL
I've had this stuck in my head all day and I don't know why. ;____;
cruelty against animal
Pony simulator theme music.
this reminds me of pulling off grass and throw it to some masked enemy.
everything was fun those days
i actually have nothing to do right now..
but check animus discord
Jojo anime is good!
it fills you with good feelings and determination!
they are going to stick a numbing needle in there
dogs can actually look sad
I still wanna keep mine though.
I think the other one pretty much died though.
What do you think?
Why are they taking it out?
That's the reason why people get so upset. Because it looks like they can convey human emotion.
that american one is kind of sad
like it's a grown man
Jesus christ what is that fucking data and boost post
is that even facebook
the other one died because the active ones moved to yours
the dog that killed that cat didnt show any remorse at all and this is bothering me
Yeah, when you manage a group, you have all this data available to you. It's pretty interesting and scary at the same time.
Do I even want to know?
*throws radish at you*
*picks you up and carries you*
my top left wisdom tooth chipped a piece off, all by itself over a month ago, and now has deteriorated into a bad tooth.
these were the shit
grown adults aren't allowed to have fun
Can't I just have both? Will that really not work?
I had mine taken out and it was pretty fun other than the blood and pain.
*is hit by radish*
*shrink to half of my original size*
where are you taking me!
neighbours were talking about it for days
now the owner seems to quarantine the dog.
Was the cat feral?
pony thread simulators were kinda funny cringe videos of pony threads a long time ago. and that music played while a funny text to speach voice read out the silly stuff said in those threads.
he's this fat middle aged balding guy looking really intense wearing special yo yo gloves and that's probably the height of his life
It is. But let him enjoy it.
What's that smell?
pony thread simulators
These are great! How did I miss the boat?
Reminds me of this.
*hands blinky star*
Waking up at 9:30 pm
i think you can keep it, many have their own servers. i get lower ping on yours.
but there must be a primary and secondary rule
cat was domesticated and had a neckbell :(
to keep u safe~
i dont wan pain ;~;
It's yo stanky ass.
Go take a shower.
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
feral queers, all of you
And I'm willing to bet he's still much happier and more fulfilled than you are or will ever be.
Candy flavored horse semen.
yeah its funny similar vein of those
Damn. If this was USA, that dog would have been euthanized or the owner sued.
But prey drive is prey drive. The animals will not feel remorse for natural behavior.
also, i unconsciously grabbed and took a mint when you called earlier
i totally forgot you wont smell my breath either way
*sprach zarathustra plays in the background*
but i want to be comfy!
post what you're listening to
I already did
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
i'd forgotten about this. thank you.
nope looks like he probably jerked off and cried himself to sleep when he got back to his stinky room in his parent's house
my room smells of art and only partly cum and i don't cry because i'm not 30 and fat and a yo yo enthusiast.
A primary and secondary rule?
I pretty much just use it for talking to people while playing video games.
The pain sucked but the painkillers are fun.
i think it can happen too if the cat owner was pressing charges.
i'm not following the story, the owner was pretty "okay" with it, or have solved the problem within themselves without police.
yea where to chat and when to move to other server
i appreciate the jester though.
i keep you comfy!
i dont have any :(
I mean shaco
Here comes another Chinese earthquake! Brbbrbrbrbrb! Ay'oo.
At the part where someone typed "big amerikan tts", I thought I heard it say "bacaon ma'rakin' GPS", which is somehow way funnier to me...
That's more like it!
punch first, ask question while punching
the bed was comfy :(
I also like how mine has less people.
He's 21 and getting paid to do what he loves doing and he's having a shit ton of fun doing it.
You're like 18 and depressed and pining over autists over the internet because you have nothing going for you.
But yeah sure, the yoyo enthusiast is depressing. Sure.
Size doesn't mean everything - Ahri
he looks like that at 21
Yam is right.
Time to finish arc2
And you have a mole covering like 25% of your face.
How have you not killed yourself yet?
you gotta come down to my club it has everything
yea i recognize everyone and can confirm they're Holla Forums
but he's cool
english "o" is difficult
Of course I am. I'm always right. <3
What club are we talkin' about?
I also don't know who nippleboy is though.
You'll be fine
you sure it's not your waifu?
I want some now. I may make French toast when I get home.
Yes because I know exactly who that is.
night manaka <3
you mentioned blood... :(
i only have hash browns... so i guess i'll make that instead.
You will probably bleed but it wont hurt.
That's you when you see a vagina.
Luka, if y'all call triangular ham bacon, what do you call bacon bacon?
How's life, bby?
sounds scarey... blood gushing and stuff...
Anyone here able to help me with a quick photoshop?
The needle thing makes you feel nothing though.
There's something quite annoying about someone like you shit-talking a guy like him.
but while siting in the chair
the blood will suffocate my throat?
Pretty good right now! I'm kicking myself for not holding on to my yo-yos though.
They have a little thing that can suck up any stuff if needed.
doing what he loves
getting paid to do it
gets to travel all around the world
is a rolemodel to little kids who think yoyos are the bees knees
masturbating alone and hating life
no money, no prospects, nothing
stuck in England, previously Spain
is envied by literally nobody, has no talents
I mean the only way you could be inspirational to anyone is if you jumped off a tall building and somebody followed you.
Yo-yos are the shit, yo-yo.
I never managed to yoyo ;_;
he doesn't watch my little pony
ha, what a fag!
so does he if he plays with yo yos
probably a pedophile too
*snuggles with comfy sabby*
just making shit up now
Well shit, looks like someone's a little pooper perturbed.
I'm not making anything up. Look at him. He's a balding overweight middle aged looking 21 year old who plays with yo yos instead of getting a job or going to school. That's an infantile fixation. He's very clearly into that shit.
I mean if the only thing you've got over this guy is, "At least I don't like yo-yos" you should probably just buy one and hang yourself.
If the choice was between watching him do his thing and watching you do yours, I'd pick the yo-yo every time. There's just nothing fun about a mole crying into its wank sock.
I'm going to fly over there and hit you with a yo-yo. Gonna go straight-up Star Tropics on your ass...
The worst taste I've ever had in my mouth is from have a mouth full of blood.
you guys get in the stupidest fucking arguments on the internet, and i've looked really damn hard
though now i want to see someone attempt to hang themselves with a yo-yo
ive tasted mine some times and it's not that bad.
I'm not talking about a small amount like my mouth was FULL of blood and it was the worst thing I've ever tasted.
i've had my mouth full of worse things than blood before, but it does go from "vaguely metal tasting" to "oh my god this runs through my veins??" very quickly in large amounts
funny gif? i guess...
i dont want that :(
I hate fun. Look at me. Look at how mature I am. Watch me as I hate things and mock people for enjoying themselves. Look! I'm so adult and cynical!
YOU FUCKING ASKED ME TO MAKE THAT
I had my mouth full of ink twice
You misunderstand the post. I was saying you touch yourself to the belief you're in any way mature.
It was rather disgusting.
I doubt yours will be like that.
omg dont tel lanyone about that
what part of me accusing a man of being a pedophile for liking yo yos makes you think i think i'm mature
You know what!
you know what's really mature? spending a bunch of time on an image board telling how people how mature they are not
-one of those how's. you know the one
yeah amy you're so immature
You fucking child
You know you love it.
Why haven't Loco and Amy met up to hatefuck yet?
You know what's even mature? Pointing out how immature it is to spend a bunch of time on an imageboard telling people how immature they are.
It already happened :^)
Don't go down that rabbit hole.
You know what's even mature? Pointing out how immature it is to spend a bunch of time on an imageboard telling people how immature they are for spending a bunch of time on an imageboard telling people how immature they are
"This man is having fun and that's depressing. I'm totally not pretending to be above that though."
Real mature, grim
I'm just saying don't let your kids near him he looks like he stinks irl
I won't do it again. Cross my heart.
If there's anything we can agree on, it's not letting our kids near Soto.
Grim these jojo videos are really good but you can't watch them yet.
Let's measure it on the capability maturity model.
i literally just got here and made two or three posts about it, i came here to link music, but good try otherwise, we even have matching typo's :D
It's alright to be jealous of him, Ciaran. I mean, it actually isn't, it's fucking pathetic, but you should still stop pretending.
are you doing okay friend
it's pathetic to be jealous of this man
Make it go awaaaayyy.
im doing alright, just trying to get some emails sorted, feels like i always have a mountain of this shit to go through constantly and like 80% of it is junk, i need my music fix for days like this
I swear to fucking god luka
Iam like one of the most mature posters though
Maturity is for people who've given up and given in.
I'm an adult
Are you done with act 2 yet?
But it's so cute!
What are you listening to today?
I hate how hey talks about honor and shit when he uses tricks and traps during the fight
Well whammu wasn't that bad of a guy
I know. I was talking about Joseph
switched to vids, eyes are getting tired from the text
do you have any big plans for the upcoming month
lots of going to the gym and saving money
what is up?
Dorito - "He's not judge judy and executioner!"
ITS THRUSDAY CHII POST GACHIS
That game had a weird fascination with Coca-Cola.
going solely by that image of the shirtless overweight south american man I would say it's commmentary on cultural appropriation by the west
as in America takes Colombian coca leaves, a staple of tradition, and turns them into fizzy pop that's bottled and advertised for the masses
that's probably it
I want to make videos but I just don't feel funny tonight.
brb, becoming an hero
Anyone else played layers of fear?
where is chii and why is she not posting gachis
that's what I called BERN
wait I don't do that..
My ears say thanks
Did you feel the BERN
WHo the fuck is dorito
bern said that way before i heard bernie say it
nigga i just posted tthat
You are being willfully retarded
always a good time for gachi
Thursgay is not for wednesday
strumming a nearly dead woman's leg like a guitar
how do I secure bitches?
ehh I forgot
I kinda want you to stream the last of it
straits is like a b-tier villian at best
And the first episode of arc 3 is pretty good.
I hate straights too
I SAW THAT FUCKING COMING BAN
I FUCKING KNEW WHO SHE WAS
Sure does make things weird huh?
Dio is the only psychotic reoccurring vampire maniac for me
It's not like he could help it.
Everyone here hates cis
YOU ALREADY KNO
which jojo lady?
cis = cyst
I don't. I hate everyone.
The sexy one.
that does not
Well its still kinda weird though
gimme hint ;~;
IS HE TALKING ABOUT SUZIE Q?
IS HE TALKING ABOUT LISA LISA?
IS HE TALKING ABOUT ERINA?
Gonna stream the final 3 eps of arc 2 in like 15 mins
just gotta get a fix
with her big reveal
tokai addicted to fingering his butthole
more at 11
People do this
lisa lisa is pretty chill
oops i didnt see the second half.
Hes just not entering the family zone.
there has to be someone more deviant than me.
I refuse to believe there isn't.
woah... that's a lot!
i have a lot of money
but a lot of shame
i have almost no money
and very little miniscule shame
Called up my boss and asked him
'hey boss, what's the difference between work and your daughter?'
told him 'I'm not coming into work today'
its better that way
are you fired?
whats that supposed yo mean
Stay classy, KyoAni.
i like the pink haired one the most i think~
KyoAni finds a way
They're all shit tbh.
The bi-seasonal posters are always great ^^
I like you the most
in amazon account
share it with mum
looking to see when my trump hat arrives
see this shit
Guess what ghostie, your mother had sex to have you. dont be ashamed
Fuck Cardboard is cool but my phone too tiny
Thinking of upgrading my phone... Hmmmmm do I sell out to apple? Or do I go with Samsung?
Somebody give me their unused phone if it happens to be >= 1080p, >= 4.7" and has a gyroscope.
I didn't want to see this ever
I wish I could unsee
Vibrators cost a lot.
LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW
ACTUALLY SOME SCREAMING OUT LOUD IN SKYPE
I know she did.
I don't wanna know what sex toy she orders
*smells like single life
OH. I didnt read properly and assumed it was yours. Lol.
korea all the way
that's way too much
It's fucking nothing. Stop being a bitch.
Think of what your mom had to go through seeing your change.
Stream starting in 5 mins or so
is ghostie the one who pretended to come from a really prestigious english school?
sometimes i get people mixed up
It is not mine.
It is my mothers.
Well yeah, but like
Her sex toys-
Either way, yeah she did have to go through a lot of shit.
I just really didn't wanna see that
I am like, 60-40 to samsung at the min lel.
Shit happens. lrn2deal
just making sure
That's nice of your mom to buy you a vibrator
At least you didn't walk in on her using it
And she doesn't know you know
All the embarrassment is only on your side ^^
someone should probably teach her enough to know that when you are USING SOMEONE ELSE'S ACCOUNT FOR PURCHASES, they can SEE WHAT YOU PURCHASE
i mean how hard would it have been to convince your mom to make her own amazon account
i am dealing but gross
she bought it.
yeah youre right
I let relatives use mine since I have Prime and when they use it, they always end up adding something to their order for me so it kind of works out.
Imagine ghosties mum shoving that up the pooper
They're probably gonna share it too tbh.
Up Ghostie's pooper?
why not use those toothbrushes
good joob, I use samsung too
that's fine, sharing is a-fucking-okay, but you should be made aware of your privacy conditions
trump hat still has yet to ship
Maybe it's just a difference in family structure.
My dad uses my Amazon Prime account to buy shit for him and his long term girlfriend and I have to deal with the suggestions that always adds to my account whenever I use it.
It's not that weird. Parents have sex.
tbh I think it shows ghostie as being in that immature part of life... People have sex.... deal with it
i make my mam's amazon recommend her fetish gear idgaf
But not in the pooper though!
that's true, so long as she knows that he would be able to see what she bought, it would suck to be unaware of what other people see you doing, another story if they know and are okay with it
people have sex
Corpses, too, if you don't get caught.
its my own mother like
i never pictured her like this and my imag eof her is maturing now
to something not bad
this is getting creepy
isla x isla's mom OTP
its less like oh my mom is pure and innocent
oh yeah my moms a person too
You'regonna be callin me grandaddy
..what's that on the tongue?
Just seems like a weird thing to get squeamish over. Then again, I didn't grow up in a puritanical household and everyone flaunted their sexuality.
black butler is gay
I fail to see how this is gay
I enjoy homosexual animes.
It's literally a shitty yaoi bait show.
tongue tattoo's are gay
i might tattoo a dick on my tongue
tattoo a tongue on ur DICK
HOW IS THIS GAY????????
Why not both?
biting a young boys tongue off in a homoerotic manner to break a contractual seal is gay
also necrophilia is still illegal
how the fuck is this gay
No, parents aren't people.
This is not proper.
There must be boundaries.
Move on. Pretend you didn't see anything. Get your own Amazon account. A little repression never hurt anyone.
This is a terrible feeling.
kanra give me money
Bard, it's too late.
You've became a complete faggot.
black butler is gay?
holy shit that explains so much
i think you're fucking with me
what is my motivation?
You're a young star in hollywood looking for her big break and I'm the succesful movie producer
Go to church.
Pray away the gay.
this isn't GAY
if you give me
250 dollars for two painting books
i will give you a coupon for one portrait that you can use in like
it's a sweet deal
I just want a flat-chested qt to pump full of drugs and cum.
but it has been a while since I've slept. being a bottom is a little too gay for me.