Has your weekend been heralded in by fireworks, hot girls (or boys)((or both)) serving you pigs-in-a-blanket and root beer, and triumphant fanfare that puts Silverbolt from Beast Wars to shame?
No? Maybe that's just me then.
Anyway, if you're up for some movies that waver between mediocre, magnificent, and downright malicious, come on by!
Choose from the following: Pocahontas Gumby Movie The Jetsons Movie
OR
You can throw caution to the wind and choose from the Ted Box, which smells like terrorism and a religious quest, or the Yaki Box, which smells like excessive singing and roofies.
Carson Cox
Yaki Box, as per tradition.
Nathaniel King
Voting Doogal 2 Dub Harder
Hudson Baker
Allahu Ted box
Nathaniel Brown
Voting Yaki Box
Justin Perry
Voting Gumby
Mason Walker
Voting Yaki
Parker Edwards
Ted Box
Juan Robinson
First movie of the night is from the Yaki Box, and it's Strange Magic!
In this poor retelling of A MidSummer's Night's Dream that is supposed to be "Star Wars for girls", overly designed characters fight over sparkling liquid roofies while singing American Idol songs.
Ryder Bennett
pocahantas
Elijah Moore
Pocahontas
Juan Edwards
VOTE FOR NEXT MOVIE STARTING NOW. PREVIOUS VOTES DO NOT COUNT.
Justin Williams
Ted box pls
Ryan Hill
Voting Pocahontas again
Jack Russell
Voting Ted Box
Ryder Ross
Pocahontas
Connor Gomez
Ted Box to bring us out of this hell
Juan Bell
Voting Pikachuhontas
Jason Ramirez
Voting Ted
Jayden Long
Voting for the Ted Box.
Blake Johnson
The next movie of the night is from the Ted Box, and it's The Gods Must Be Crazy!
In this movie, a simple man gets attacked by a soda bottle and goes on an epic journey to return it while terrorism and war wage on in the background.