I hurt myself today

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

i hurt myself today

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

Is this your OC…please let it be your OC..

Grayson Jackson
Grayson Jackson

Wow, this is Coldsteel-tier right here. I knew Marvel was already on Sonichu level of quality, but now this is a new low.

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

I assume this is supposed to be Logan and Banner's gay love child.

Brandon Lee
Brandon Lee

Kill it with fire

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

Marvel has done it again! Is there anything they can't do?

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

Who the fuck is making decisions at Marvel?

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

Ah I see they're following the DC formula of big grey behemoth now.

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

giving adamantium to a gamma being
This is flawed on so many levels. How is a character capable of changing size going to adapt having a unbreakable skeleton of adamantium inside them. Also why even give an adamantium skeleton to begin with? A gamma being is already a nigh-invulnerable engine of destruction on its own without any augmentation. This is literally teenager level of what a cool character should look like.

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

Shit I meant this is for OP.

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

Supposedly Project X or a ripoff version Hulk and Wolverine dna years ago so they mixed both to create this thing and added adamantium

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Since Marvel is doing oc's I'll do mine

Name: Albert the Echindna

Age: 382

Sex: Chicken Nuggets

Likes: chuckling, flexing muscles, being unlike Sonic, shitty movies, Knuckles

Dislikes: The Chinese, minions

Quote: YOU WILL REGRET THIS

Origin: Knuckles's 2 cousin Albert, lives on devil island protecting king emerald.
When he grows up he wants to be like knuckles and beat up Knox the minion when he tried to steal the king emerald

Power: can run like a black guy and can lift infintey

Dylan Ortiz
Dylan Ortiz

can lift infintey

Good for him. Infiteys are pretty heavy.

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

Actually in the future he can lift 3 infintey

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Good for him!

Jordan White
Jordan White

He has a small peener, so he's trying to compensate

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

WATCH THE ANYTOWN SHOW NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK!!

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

I thought the 90's were over with.

I thought we weren't going to do this shit anymore! No more EXTREME bullshit like being rad as fuck.

Come on, wake me up. Tell me it's all a dream.

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Dislikes: The Chinese, Minions
/ourguy/?

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

We must wade through the 90s to get back to the 80s user. When you're going through hell keep going.

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

I'd take EXTREME rad as fuck shit than the forced politics we have in comics today. At least in the 90s people were trying to have fun.

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

The bodyhair and adamantium penises really sell it.

James Evans
James Evans

Do you remember the 90s? That is when that shit all started.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

How long until he's beaten by quirky tumblrbait?

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

Albert is /ourguy/

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

What the fuck. This looks like they got the idea straight from an eight year old autistic child.

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

Probably doing it to cash in the horrid Hulk fanbase. It's trapped in some sort timewarp where he breaks continents by getting angry.

All that's left is giving him some 90's glasses

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

Don't make me sniktbub. You wouldn't like me when I'm sniktbub. Sniktbub smash.

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is get angry.

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

The 90s were cool.

This is early 2000s shit.

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

God bless you user.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Go Albert!

Go buy some infintey!

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

Wonderful

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

Noice, mind if I use your art to spread Albert?

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

With those 8s you can do whatever you want.

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

This is creative bankruptcy on a new level.

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

This is creative bankruptcy on the par-for-the-course level

David Harris
David Harris

Hey, Craig from school, stop putting my drawings on Holla Forums you piece of shit

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

not enchilada

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

Someone needs to swap the title out with this.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Looks like i'll jump on the bandwagon and strike the rusty iron while it's still hot.

Name: Donut Edge aka Epsilon-05M aka S.A.I.L.A [Super Awesome Infantry Light Armor]

Age: 500 25 in robot years

Sex: Pachinko

Likes: massacring robot scientists and human infantry, rust removal, batteries, techno

Dislikes: Jews, cash-in sequels

Quote:

Origin: After the events of Alias 3, what little remains of ALIAS were cloned and restructured by a group of hyper-evolved super mechanics and repurposed to be an even better killing machine, wants to kill everything in existance for funnies

Power: ripping off old flash games nobody cares about shooting missils eternally

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

FUCK

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

Chaos Theory at work

Gabriel Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez

Mind if I jump in on the OC Donut Steel bandwagon?

Name: S.A.I.L.A [Super Awesome Infantry Light Armor]

Age: 500

Sex: Pachinko

Likes: massacring robot scientists and human infantry, rust removal, batteries, techno

Dislikes: Jews, unoriginal cash-in sequels that only exist for the sake of profit

Quote: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WRONG STRATEGY

Origin: After the events of Alias 3, what little remains of ALIAS were cloned and restructured by a group of ragtag red mechanics and repurposed to be the strongest, deadliest machine in existances, serves only to destroy cthulu, god, and satan

Power: ripping off old flash games nobody cares about and firing missils 5evr

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

All Hulk needed to do was be strong as fuck.
That was it. So long as Hulk was being angry and strong, he was fine. Planet Hulk was good when it developed Hulk as a character, but he was always "angry and strong" at the forefront.

How do they manage to fuck up such a simple concept?

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

accidental repost because the thread didn't show my post
God damn i'm stupid.

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

Too soon.

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

user you made a donut steel out of another donut steel. You ascended to new levels!

You should be proud!

Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

Dislikes: Jews, unoriginal cash-in sequels that only exist for the sake of profit
/ourguy/

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

/ourguy/
Hey /tv/

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

Show that to the project thread.

Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

Giving him Bret Hart shades would be the only good thing about this mess

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

Project? Do one-off bandwagoning ideas even qualify as "project"?

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

Not as good as Albert

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

So much for that.

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

-

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

Next great Marvel event: EVERYBODY GETS CLAWS.
Dr. Strange gets retractable wands. Punisher gets retractable gun claws. Captain America gets his in red, white, and blue. Wolverine gets MORE CLAWS.

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

When is he getting a venom symbiote?

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

Second issue.

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

What am I looking at?
What are those things coming out of his shoulders?
Who bothered to make a utility belt that big?
What's wrong with his feet?

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

[Thunderous clapping]

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

Dont start clapping yet, nothings confirmed.

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

Anything else?

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

Writer Fred Van Lente and artist Ibraim Roberson will join the current Weapon X creative team from #7 onward for the retitled arc "The Hunt for Weapon H."

Ian Price
Ian Price

What the fuck would The Hulk keep in his utility belt?
Beans?

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

A picture of Betty.

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

Oh great.

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

Not really.

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

Is that Boxdog? That's a blast from the past.

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