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Christian James
Christian James

So has anyone heard of this movie? I've never seen a movie where snakes are the main protagonist and it looks comfy.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid
Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

It's shit.

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

Is it already out?

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Yeah. On one hand there's a love story with a green snake and black snake who plays the hero, so /pol/ wouldn't like it. But on the other hand, the green snake's brother is a dude weed lmao character in a kids film and he's actually funny. Also the whole story is about black snake and weed snake going on a journey to save the girl snake and its been a while since I've seen stories that play this straight especially in this political climate. Animation's pretty cool, especially the scenes with the snake charmer.

Landon Perry
Landon Perry

one hand there's a love story with a green snake and black snake who plays the hero, so /pol/ wouldn't like it.
They're animals. Animal interbreeding triggers the fuck out of me because they can't mate unless they're from the same species/subspecies.

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

I wonder if they are actually going to address the animal abuse issues? Most snake charmers sew cobras mouths shut for tourists, or kill them for snake stones for jewelry or medicine.

Be a great way to educate people.

Carson King
Carson King

There was a thread about it some months ago. I remember the snakes being hot.

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

Wrong.

See the hybrid between polar bear and grizzly bear.

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

You can tell by the story, dialogue and humor, that this is a black movie, much like Shark Tale and Open Season are. I dislike black humor and storytelling in general, I began watching the movie and kept rolling my eyes until I just coouldn't take it anymore and stopped. The thing with black movies is that they are always about "male wants thing/female, does stupid morally obtuse stuff to get money/fame/thing/female, get female". Because there's always a love subplot, and the female love interest is always nice, understanding and easily tricked, despite the male being an idiot loser without much character depth. The humor is always mean and selfish, taking advantage of someone, this applies as well to pretty much any action/plan the male lead comes up with.

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

black snake
Are you talking about the blue snake? If not, anything black about it besides the color?

Jackson Martinez
Jackson Martinez

The snake with hair pisses me off more than anything else from this pro-immigration bullshit tbh
That's borderline sparkledog tier.

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

Forgot to mention that the snake charmer is the villain and was the one that kidnapped the girl snake kickstarting the whole plot. They also mentioned snake abuses by mentioning how the snake charmer would skin snakes he doesn't use anymore.

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

going on a journey to save the girl snake
Thats very problematic and my fetish.
kill them for snake stones for jewelry
kill them
for snake stones
stones
Wut?

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

Defiantly worth a watch. Plus Netflix animation been on a roll lately. I love snakes. I'm glad they're covering that.
vid related
They take those stones ( made up of built up poison) and make jewelry and "medicine". They sell for quite a bit, so third world countries don't give a shit if they are killing endangered species.

Well America is no better with the Rattlesnake roundups. But at least we are protecting the endangered species.

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

One might think having no limbs would put a damper on the love life, but not for snakes. When a female snake is ready to mate, she begins to release a special scent (pheromones) from skin glands on her back. As she goes about her daily routine, she leaves an odor trail as she pushes off resistance points on the ground (See Getting Around). If a sexually mature male catches her scent, he will follow her trail until he finds her. The male snake begins to court the female by bumping his chin on the back of her head and crawling over her. When she is willing, she raises her tail. At that point, he wraps his tail around hers so the bottoms of their tails meet at the cloaca – the exit point for waste and reproductive fluid. The male inserts his two sex organs, the hemipenes, which then extend and release sperm. Snake sex usually takes under an hour, but it can last as long as a whole day.

Female snakes reproduce about once or twice a year; however, the methods of birth vary among species. Some snakes give birth to live young (from one to 150 at a time), while others lay eggs (from one to 100 at a time); some even combine these methods by holding eggs internally until they hatch, and the babies are born live. For the most part, female snakes do not sit on their eggs like a hen, but in some cases they will protect their eggs (and their young) for a few days after they leave the mother's body.

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

killing qt snake

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

<this kills the snake

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

NO KILL SNEKS

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

I think you're probably projecting your own feelings onto the animal.
If snakes were big enough to eat you they would, they lack the parts of the brain that allows social boning, affection, loyalty, and love.
Just like hasidic jews, most anime girls, about half of all women women, orthodox jews, most politicians, most bankers, most people in positions of power, and insects.

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

Some snakes give birth to live young (from one to 150 at a time)
<not actually reptiles

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

Can this be an anime hate thread now?

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

If snakes were big enough
Just imagine

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

Funny you should post this, because he's back /tv/res/786981.html#792751

He's afraid to post here for some reason.

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

Thats who I was trying to summon

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

HOT HOT CLOACA
CLOACA SO HOT
U FRY AN EGG

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

This. It is literally that story with the Brazilian birds.

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

that first one

I don't know why proper monstrous snake chicks turn me on, but they just do
Sauce on that?

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

I missed him.

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

Plagueofgripes.

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

replacing a funny line with one that isn't funny
Sigh

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

SNEK LOVERS BTFO

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

wait is it just me or did a lot of posts get deleted here and in other threads?

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

We did get raided by some kind of bot spewing gibberish paragraphs.
Out of curiosity, I tried running the crap through a few online cypher crackers, but I'm pretty sure it was gibberish. There's no two letter word with the same letter, surely. Unless it was "gg" or something equally retarded.

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

I'm a sucker for stories where a boy has to find a girl he loves taken away from him on a giant journey even though the weed lmao snake knew the hero longer than his sister Are there more stories like this?

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

hybrid
Or they were never as separate as retarded modern evolutionist fanatics like to pretend.

You only need to look at dog breeds to see how retarded it is to think a polar bear and a grizzly are too separate to be the same fucking species.

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

So is the film any good?

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

Got more?

James Williams
James Williams

improved
I hope you're referring to the tits and not the animu face.

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

How much does a talking qt snake cost?

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

Downloaded it a long time ago but only watched it a day ago. It's crap but the sneks girls were cute. I cringed at the dance-off. The fat matron snek reminded me of that gif of a chubby snek drinking water. I still don't know what the fuck those glowing slugs were. I thought they were aliens.

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

I think they were glow worms.

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

the snek girls were cute
They sure are.
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Y6g9q

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

The fat matron snek reminded me of that gif of a chubby snek drinking water

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

last pic
no qt snake companion
Fuck this dimension

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

das cute

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

Have the actual gif?

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

Only the youtube video.

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

I like sneks

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

My heart.

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

the sandsneks too?

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

All sneks.

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

Who's the artist?

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis

Isn't it in the link in

Also yes the snek girls are cute.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

too small to fug but can hug

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

Thanks

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

No one's going to talk about about this?
Fucking Europe at 0:40

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

too small to fug
I wouldn't say that.

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

What ami looking at?
Do not lewd qt snakes?!

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

What do you guys think of the stoner snake anyways?

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

Meh at best.

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

Why is it so cute when a snake drinks water?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid
Well that's something.

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

I saw a man fuck a snake once, it was odd to say the least

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

HOT HOT CLOACA
CLOACA SO HOT
U FRY AN EGG

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

-3/10 when he's not wearing the wig

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

Animal interbreeding triggers the fuck out of me because they can't mate unless they're from the same species/subspecies
Um, what do you think mulattoes are?

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

Breeding within the same species, obviously.

Connor Rivera
Connor Rivera

black humor
Means politically incorrect. You mean "ghetto" or "nigger" humor, not "black".

What happened to >>889213?

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

A visual interpretation of the girl snake getting charmed by a snake charmer and that includes visual analogies to sexual fertilization and the origin of sin.

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Whatever you say, fam.

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

lol

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

Huh, what's your point?

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

Ah, thanks, English is not my first language. Then, what I wanted to say is: I dislike nigger movies with nigger humor and nigger plot. Even when they are depicted as animals, you know it's a nigger movie with niggers all because of the argument and general ghetto feeling.

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

I saw a man fuck a snake once
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS!?

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

I remember that webm
Unsurprisingly common on /v/ when XCOM 2 came out

William Wilson
William Wilson

I wanna fuck that snake's tits.

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

Hey /tv/

Isaac Nelson
Isaac Nelson

<abusing qt animals
Shameful

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

Welcome to the internet hate machine, newfag.

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

You're kind want's to fuck anything with tits

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

*Your

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

Abos
Human

pick one, cuck

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

doesn't look like it feels all that good for either parties.

Joshua Rodriguez
Joshua Rodriguez

Fucking beasts, the only humans are the choosen people.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Forgot to add these also.

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

teasing

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

Turning cute sneks into interracial propoganda

This is ultimate disappointment

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

so /pol/ wouldn't like it
Nice job politicizing a fucking snake cartoon, /leftypol/

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