Calexit Storytime: Commiefornia Edition

Matthew Fisher
Matthew Fisher

Are you ready? Cause I wanna watch you all squirm!

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

user, you will pay for this
not today, not tomorrow, but one day…we will see you fall, and nobody will be there to help you. consequences will never be the same again

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

What I really don't understand is how or why the President is supposed to be seen as a villain here? I know the page is supposed to be propaganda in favor of him, but even so this is all fine and rational. I'm not getting any kind of vibe that I as a reader should have a problem with this. Is that just me?

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

Beat me to it.
Thanks for storytiming, this is going to be great fun.

Don't know why they have Captain America and Wonder Woman randomly walking about. Surely that'd not count as parody.

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

Oh lawd, the villain is a cartoonishly evil dipshit. He talks like an SS caricature rather than what an immigration official would look like.
And also why does he look like Steve Jobs to me?

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

Protecting the Elephant
Real subtle, guys.

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

Fuck, this dialogue feels so unnatural. He literally refers to Birth of a Nation (1915) as written text rather than spoken naturally. And of course he'd bring it up in a way to lecture us the audience about intolerance.

the officer points out its not a klan icon
well lets say for the argument it is
Idiot, what point are you trying to make? This isn't a racist icon ffs

Turns out he is trafficking drugs to the officer
Huh okay, so why did you feel the need to lecture him about bigotry again?

Uses a exposition device that is gonna draw attention
Do you want to get caught, shithead?

He built that drone himself
Because of course he did.

Officer tells a story about he and his sister took care of a hummingbird just because he gets offed by the "heroes"
Well there goes the best character of the story so far.

Bad guy resembles Steven Bannon
Coincidence? I haven't read the rest but I fully expect even Milo Yannapolous to pop up in this series.

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

Let's get the obvious out of the way

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

because this comic wasn't written for you. It's for the faggots who don't understand why illegal immigration is bad.

Julian Green
Julian Green

So are we supposed to be confused? Because we're thrown in media res here, and I'm not seeing any indication of a flashback or an info dump.

Matthew Kelly
Matthew Kelly

something about an American "Neocolonial psychosis." Ya know, the same inane shit these dumb libtards are always spouting.

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

Shouldn't you be punching Nazis like in the movie
I am just a figment of America's Neocolonial Psychosis
Pfffft why not?

Do superhero punch fascists or contribute to political campaigns?
I am gonna take this as a commentary on Captain Hydra.

Suddenly this guy has a standards when he just got an officer killed
Turns out its a decapitated head sent by Trump
jokes about pegging a Nazi

Wonder Woman has bigger balls than Captain America
real funny

Sends a innocent woman to do his dirty job because he is too coward to do it himself
What a hero, huh?

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

They throw out some forced exposition here but they are totally horrible in their job

William Brown
William Brown

Meh, the art is good and the visual language is good as well. The villain is between being a caricature and being really menacing.
The writing is bad, too much text, lame exposition device, and the "leav, leave" looked ridiculous instead of dramatic. I guess If i were american i would find the politics cringe worthy as well.

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

California law is no longer recognized as US law
This is retarded on so many goddamned levels.

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

Steve Jobs is an immigration officer
Deporting illegals has never been easier. With our new smart touch screen interface, anyone can do it

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

you have the leader of the occupation you are agasint cornered
you let him go Scott free

Can liberals even into terroism/guerilla tactics what the fuck they already shot one guy

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Main protag makes a reckless act for no real reason and gets people on both sides killed and/wounded
Holy shit, it's Korra all over again
Were the comic writers fans or something?

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

sovereign citizens coalition
implying sovereign citizens can build a country when they can't even deal with traffic cops

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

Lets have a smuggler send a guy's head instead of doing it myself
Well that was a waste of fucking time.

Everyone is using guns
what the shit?

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

I think this editorial is the best part of the comic. Because it flat out admits that the Calexit movement is a scam supported by Russians and that a civil war within California would happen in the first place.

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. Pencils are decent, but coloring varies from passable to bad. Writing is pretty bad, too wordy, and characters make one stupid decision after another. On the upside, author acknowledges that comic is not very realistic in the editorial column and it looks like the resistance forces are limited to the coast. And seeing staunchly anti-gun suburb Californians packing heat is just silly.

What a hero, huh?
Not to mention corpse looting, dealing and doing drugs, and fucking whores on a playground in broad daylight.

I have 150k of student debt
Corrupt school in Chicago
Heavily involved in lefty activism
Must have gone to Loyola.

Demand the impossible
As long as we're staying inside the boundaries of the possible, we're being dictated to
That's a very good tactic. Forget Brzezinski and Kissinger, we have a new master negotiator and diplomat. At least he is aware of large corporations milking everyone dry.

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

I told you that Punisher War Zone was shit

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

9 pages of bullshit interviews in the end
For what purpose?

Blake Carter
Blake Carter

Not to mention corpse looting, dealing and doing drugs, and fucking whores on a playground in broad daylight.
Funny how in any other story, this would have been traits reserved for a morally ambiguous grey character. But in this kind of story, its all black and white. You were either California (good) or American (evil).

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

Wow there are almost no likable people in this comic.

The only likable people are background characters who get slaughtered because both sides are assholes.

However, so far the "hero" side is far worse.

Oh hey, let me sacrifice the people who protected me because I want to take shots at a guy I hate.

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

boring as fuck
beyond ham-fisted
whole-goddamned-pigs-for-arms-tier writing
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
Every character is a prick that isn't worth reading about, let alone caring if anything good happens to them
The main antagonist is evil Steve Jobs
No one working on this book has any idea how guns actually work
Follows up this trainwreck with NINE GODDAMNED PAGES OF SELF-INDULGENT EDITORIAL CIRCLEJERKING

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

Tijuana
unoccupied sister city
Gringos go home!

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

The only likable people are background characters who get slaughtered because both sides are assholes.
Word. The only character I liked non-ironically was the officer guarding the elephant statue because he was telling a story about how he and his sister took care of hummingbirds as kids, and then he gets snipped by the side that we are supposed to root for. Then the comic attempts to paint him in a tragic light by showing him as just a young men killed, but the main protagonist proceeds to desecrate his corpse by stealing his boots.

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

I'm telling you guys, this shit is to make people hate muslims more.

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

bunkerville millita
who
it's those guys that stopped the guard a while ago
rooting for those guys

Jace Myers
Jace Myers

Pretty bland. The political parts were so stupid and trite it didn't even manage to get a rise out of me. The storytelling technique was also pretty crude. What stuck out for me was how all the people the "heroes" kill are faceless so I'm not supposed to notice or care that the "good guys" are just as murderous, if not more so, than the villains? I'm so fucking tired of that cheap trick.

The interview with Bill Ayers was much more interesting to tbh. Not so much the content but the fact that a prominent leftest can literally have a background as a terrorist bomber and still remain respectable. Meanwhile I'm supposed to find Trump's immigration policy beyond the pale? The audacity of their hypocrisy inspires a rage in me which is difficult to describe. It transcends anger and enters the realm of callousness.

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

having your drug dealer go to your place of work in the day for everyone to see and buy drugs
Da fuck? I was hoping they were going to blow shit up
words words words words
guard gets sniped
All that fucking shit for nothing?! Wouldnt it be better if they just filled a whole damn page with their shitty backstory before starting the comic?
This comic is just bad, not funny bad, just bad.

John Brooks
John Brooks

All these cartoon villains.
I can safely conclude the person that drew this has the maturity of a 7 year old.

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

why illegal immigration is bad
Is not that bad, cheap labor and prostitution.

Bentley Sullivan
Bentley Sullivan

Robbie rotten for surgeon general

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

Sovereign Citizens
lol
Did Bendis write this dialogue?
muh feminism

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

The history is piece of shit to microscopic.

Henry Price
Henry Price

I was browsing the Mary Sue's review of this book because I'm a masochist, and for gems like these that pop up occasionally.

Fuck yeah, I want Robbie Rotten and Aku in the Cabinet. Even Trump haters admit memes are on his side.

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

Lexi Alexander is part of the ponsh de gnadse crowd fomenting antifaggots and saying that "freezy peach is shit, good is the h8 laws in germanistan"

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

Fuck yeah, I want Robbie Rotten and Aku in the Cabinet.
Aku
Aku is a globalist scum, he imports space niggers and exiles from over the galaxy and dumps them here on Earth. He'd work well under Obama or Merkel.

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

even the kids have guns
kek
But why would the government guys go into the neighborhood, burn down a house, and enter another without securing the whole area?
Only liberals would depict Muh Badass Grizzled Dude…knitting.
This isn't a place where I'm trying to shove a bunch of political rhetoric down readers' throats
No, that's what the comic proper is for.
Americans are weird about hate speech laws
I would incite a mob to protect Obamacare
Lexi Alexander is scum.
the Democrats…are trying to claim that they are the resistance, but that's not true.
Wow, Bill Ayers gets one thing right.

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

california belongs to mexico
Only if all the leftists die first.

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

Damn, for a moment there I read "Leigh" Alexander and I was reminded of that bitch that triggered GamerGate.

The Reconquista
If this bitch only knew the context of that word.

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

Basically the same cunt, a /tv/ version of her.

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

Give california back to mexico
It turns into a complete shithole
Build the wall around it now that a majority of america is Trump voters and wall supporters.
Everyone lives happily ever after except the asshats in california.

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

It turns into a complete shithole
I dont think that is even possible.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

California already is a shithole.

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

NCR comic when?

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

He calls a guy with Apache ancestry a "European Invader"
He doesn't know about the Mexican-American War
He doesn't know about the Spanish's Reconquista, which was against Muslim invaders.
He actually, honest to God thinks that Mexico is a Native American nation and that Modern Mexico has existed for 2,500 + years completely ignoring, or even worse: not knowing, that Mexico has only existed as an independent state since the 1820s and that Mexico was colonized by Spain, who were themselves European invaders, who then went on to conquer the lands that we now know as California, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, Wyoming, Colorado and Nevada.
He doesn't know that Mexicans are in of themselves European descent and are technically European invaders too.
I have never seen someone so unironically fucking stupid before in my entire fucking life. He's probably a Mexican too.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

Stop being obtuse retards. There is more than one kind of shithole. California isn't a third world shithole, just an ideological one. Give it to mexico, let the drug cartels move in, let the violent spics come through.

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

I grew up in Los Angeles, and the eastern part, and some of the western were pretty much indistinguishable from the third world. Homelessness, gun violence common, etc.

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Still doesn't sound as bad as mexico.

Jason Torres
Jason Torres

Give me your best fictional cabinet.

Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security
Trade Representative
Director of National Intelligence
Ambassador to the United Nations
Office of Management and Budget
Director of the Central Intelligence Agency
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Administrator of the Small Business Administration

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

New Cuck Republic

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

I would love a fallout comic so much, especially if it was zany like the classic ones

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

going with a government that will likely collapse after the sick old man at the helm dies

Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall

Don't mind me, just checking these.

Connor Hughes
Connor Hughes

I. M. Meen in Trump's cabinet
all the illegals are stuck in the fucking library maze until they speak English

Zachary James
Zachary James

Good news for these guys, they don't have to make a movie version of this. Escape from LA is perfect, all they have to do is release a special edition and roll in the dough!

Ian King
Ian King

father
Well fuck.

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

Calexit

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

Now I wanna see a Northwest Front comic

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

They were in Hollywood, where fags dress up as shit like Captain America to get some sheqels from tourists. Though Los Angeles should like hell given that they would have no water supply, no police force, and full of anarchists.

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

Many you find being rather extremist in their political disposition, ESPECIALLY leftists and Muslims don't understand history well.

William Flores
William Flores

There is surprisingly little non-video game media when it comes to Fallout. Even TES, Mass Effect,and Overwatch have tie-in books and comics.

lead by Roman fanboy who knows as much about Rome as the most pathetic weebs know about Japan
he is shortsighted enough not not even bother setting up a proper line of succession
bunch of indoctrinated raiders who can't think for themselves
don't develop their own tech
refuse to use advanced technology
<unless it is for personal benefit of the Caesar
'N-no go… I mean legionnaire, technology makes you weaker'
military tactics boil down to zerg rush
leadership is even more incompetent than that of NCR and falls for the oldest tricks in the book
at a stalemate with NCR despite severe number advantage and being better trained, disciplined, and equipped
'we are new Romans because we dress like them, but we don't embrace any values that made actual Romans successful'
Family unit is eliminated and replaced with commune (legion) - one of the commies' end goal
They are shit, and somehow manage to be even worse than NCR. House and Independent are the best options, followed by NCR, and then Legion.

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

Secretary of State
Earth-31 Ronald Regan
Secretary of the Treasury
Scrooge McDuck
Secretary of Defense
General Buck Turgidson
Attorney General
Rorschach
Secretary of the Interior
Pocahontas' John Ratcliffe
Secretary of Agriculture
silver age Green Arrow
Secretary of Commerce
Ebenezer Scrooge
Secretary of Labor
red son Lex Luther
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Dr. Strange
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Post coma Rev. MLK jr.
Secretary of Transportation
Speed Racer
Secretary of Energy
Shazam
Secretary of Education
Principal Peter Prickly
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Secretary of Homeland Security
Batman
Trade Representative
Director of National Intelligence
Inspector Clouseau
Ambassador to the United Nations
Captain America
Office of Management and Budget
Jared from Superjail!
Director of the Central Intelligence Agency
Archer
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Looten Plunder
Administrator of the Small Business Administration
Frylock

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

Stop talking about Mr House

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Looten Plunder

I found this funnier than I should have.

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

lead by Roman fanboy who knows as much about Rome as the most pathetic weebs know about Japan
Blame the bombs, not like there are huge amounts of information available
he is shortsighted enough not not even bother setting up a proper line of succession
He knows that at this very crucial stage of Legion, it's him or nobody. Besides, The Courier would make a great successor.
bunch of indoctrinated raiders who can't think for themselves
Exactly. They follow Caesar, instead of shooting up dope and robbing caravans. Those fuckers cannot be trusted to think for themselves.
don't develop their own tech
refuse to use advanced technology
Only at this stage. Caesar specifically states that Legion will drastically change after he takes Vegas and the Dam. Right now, it is a bunch of brainwashed raiders, who simply cannot be trusted with proper technology.
military tactics boil down to zerg rush
As soon as he gets the Dam, it's gg. He will have Vegas, he will have power, he will be able to start forming a proper society. Who gives a shit if a lot of raiders die? It's kinda like what Moses did with 40 years in the desert thing, so that everyone who remembered how things used to be died.
leadership is even more incompetent than that of NCR and falls for the oldest tricks in the book
To be fair, NCR is hailing things like "Let's booby trap a narrow city street" as genius tier strategy, so it can be chalked off to general IQ dropping double digits since the bombs dropped.
at a stalemate with NCR despite severe number advantage and being better trained, disciplined, and equipped
Oh, so they are no longer technology-refusing, zerg-rushing raiders? They are well-trained, well-disciplined and well-equipped now? Make up your mind m8
'we are new Romans because we dress like them, but we don't embrace any values that made actual Romans successful'
Wasteland is not exactly pre-industrial Italy in terms of civilization building. You don't have a nice source of food like the Mediterranean, you don't have a nice climate, no convenient Alps protecting you from invasions and you have shit like deathclaws. They can't just follow the Romans to the letter. Besides, they are at a very early stage. All that tribe conquering and landgrabbing means nothing, it's just force building. Without Vegas, the new Rome, Legion will not achieve greatness. Once they get Vegas and the Dam, they will start to change.
Family unit is eliminated and replaced with commune (legion) - one of the commies' end goal
I'm pretty sure the pre-legion raiders didn't have family units either. Blame the bombs, and human regression back to tribal lifestyle.

tl;dr: Legion is a bunch of savages right now, but it will change, and Caesar is right to base a society on violence rather than democracy. It has much more potential to make a long-term society than NCR.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

NCR built Shady Sands up to pre-War levels

NCR has a large, modern army whose members are not sociopaths that must be held in check like dogs and can't be trusted with modern weaponry

NCR actually has improved the wasteland and got Hoover Dam up and running in the first place

NCR had gold-backed currency and managed an actual economy

NCR doesn't enslave and crucify people for petty immorality

NCR has stable government which most people freely accept

tl;dr: NCR, gold, and New Tandism will conquer LARPing legiontards and ancap Housefags any day.

Brody Martin
Brody Martin

Inspector Clouseau as the Director of National Intelligence
10/10

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

Am I the only one here seeing Steven Bannon?
What is it going to happen next the evil site known ass 4channit saying mean things over the web, so the heroes can say the press has every right to dox them and expose them?

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

NCR built Shady Sands up to pre-War levels
What, in dire need of basic resources, and heavily dependent on perpetual war and landgrabs? Sounds about right.

NCR has a large, modern army whose members are not sociopaths that must be held in check like dogs and can't be trusted with modern weaponry
And yet they still lose to the tribals. NCR army is heavily held back due to overburdened bureocracy.

NCR actually has improved the wasteland and got Hoover Dam up and running in the first place
Only because they were the first to get to it. You can bet your bottom dollar, if both NCR and Legion were late for 5-6 years, House would own the Mojave and the Dam.

NCR had gold-backed currency and managed an actual economy
Which is currently imploding. 40 caps for $100 NCR. Talk to the miners north of Goodsprings.

NCR doesn't enslave and crucify people for petty immorality
Yeah, they shoddily imprison them, instead. Legion is not dealing with citizens, Legion is dealing with ex-raiders. Caesar doesn't have a choice, really.

NCR has stable government which most people freely accept
Almost everyone in the Mojave is vary of the NCR at best. Go to the westside, go to the North Vegas, talk to people about NCR. Most people dislike it.

William Bailey
William Bailey

No, it's obviously supposed to be Bannon.

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

California spends so much that they firmly rely on federal money to not go under every year.

Them seceding would result in government bankruptcy and a stuggle to maintain even basic services, much less what would be needed to band together and fight a war too.

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

Congrats, you just described socialism.

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

Still doesn't sound as bad as mexico
Hey, at least in this shithole nobody is bitching about pronouns.
House
house will never take you to space

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

Hey, at least in this shithole nobody is bitching about pronouns.
Like I said, different types of shitholes.

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

Make up your mind, user.

Josiah Lopez
Josiah Lopez

You do realize that New Vegas is not the only game with the NCR, right?

Also the Mojave is in the process of being incorporated by the NCR so some ambivalence is expected. All of those people, by the way hate the Legion.

The NCR can't deploy its entire army to the Mojave because they have to guard the rest of their *developed* civilization, while the Legion is merely a traveling caravan of slaves and raiders. Which the NCR can still defeat.

Legion wasn't merely killing raiders, they were crucifying and destroying whole towns for being immoral, which also shows their inability to implement their ideas constructively (the Roman saying "They make a desert and call it peace" comes to mind)

Also, while you're right House would have the skill to repair the Dam, the NCR improvements are not solely in the Mojave. They have restored infrastructure including roads, water, and electricity to much of their territories and also patrol the major trade routes.

With their gold reserves destroyed by the Enclave, you are right the NCR is undergoing economic turmoil but they have still managed to keep trade moving and maintain order, an impressive feat compared to the Legion which haven't show administrative competence at all, merely running camps.

With a few reforms and revamped bureaucracy, the NCR political flaws can be fixed whereas the Legion is a group of bloodthirsty sociopaths barely held together by a sick, old man who relies on razing and raiding to get by.

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

Oh, so they are no longer technology-refusing, zerg-rushing raiders? They are well-trained, well-disciplined and well-equipped now?
They refuse ADVANCED tech. Sure, they will use conventional firearms, but plasma rifles and robots are a no-no. They also receive better physical training, but are borderline useless without a leader. And explosives are apparently best used to bobby-trap enemy corpses.

[Legions refuses tech and doesn't develop it] Only at this stage
Who will develop it after dam is acquired? Who will maintain the dam? Legionaries who see the advanced tech as borderline evil? Caesar and his cronies who could not even fix an auto-Doc and could not manage to find anyone competent to deal with the tumor? All the tech savvy groups that Caesar alienated? Mr. Fantastic tier slaves?

You don't have a nice source of food like the Mediterranean
What about farming and raising livestock? You know, like all non-raiders do.

They will be modernized once dam is won
But why wait? Why can't they just take advantage of old power plants, generators, energy cells, and vaults to get power? Why indoctrinate raiders twice? Why not turn them into something more constructive and versatile than mindless killing machines?
What Caesar is doing resembles Mongols and Huns. Legionaries' home is where Caesar says it is. Unlike in other successful, long lasting civilizations, Legion soldiers lack ties with land, proper families, and national identity. Caesar's Legion will end just like the Mongols. Once the revered leader is gone, cracks will show and whole thing will crumble shortly.
Patriotism, safety of families, and reverence for the land were what kept Roman legions going through hardest of times, even when their consuls, Caesars, and generals perished. And guess what, in the initial stages of Roman empire most of them were farmers. If Caesar had some foresight, he would indoctrinate his soldiers to be more like that, or at the very least set up a proper succession line just in case.

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

never have I rooted for a villain more to catch a fucking wetback.

Samuel James
Samuel James

All of those people, by the way hate the Legion.
But unlike NCR, Legion is not a democracy. People's opinion is irrelevant.

while the Legion is merely a traveling caravan of slaves and raiders
It is, at the moment, Caesar admits that several times. However, it will change, and become more civilized.
NCR's greatest weakness is democracy. It is not a homogenous group, with everyone believing the same ideal. There will be defectors to the Legion's side, there will be neutrals, there will be those that will simply flee the area. NCR lacks the ideological strength of a dictatorship. Kimball's entire political base is built on the Mojave and the Dam. After failure, NCR will most likely have a civil war. Even if House wins, he predicts NCR falling apart, just because they lost the Dam.

Legion wasn't merely killing raiders, they were crucifying and destroying whole towns for being immoral
No, that was a tale for the Legion troops. Caesar has to keep up the ruthlessness to stay in power and keep tribals down. Walk around Nipton, read the mayor's logs, talk to Vulpes. The real reason behind Nipton massacre was not because Caesar. wanted to burn degenerates so much. It was a terrorist attack against NCR to drop morale. Plus, Nipton was uncomfortably close to the dam, while not being officially aligned to the NCR. With the town being so sellout-happy, it was a matter of time until NCR bought it out. Having a massive NCR base this close to the dam would be terrible for war effort.

They have restored infrastructure including roads, water, and electricity to much of their territories and also patrol the major trade routes.
Talk to the NPC's. They do mention that NCR restores only what it uses. It does not concern itself with the people. And while I can understand that, NCR is claiming to be fair and just. I do not have problems with NCR not protecting frontier natives, I have problem with their hypocrisy.

compared to the Legion which haven't show administrative competence at all, merely running camps.
Like Caesar said, Legion is a nomadic army, which needs to achieve synthesis with the NCR. What do you expect, for all the tribals that knew nothing but war their entire lives to simply settle down? No amount of cruel dictatorship is going to make that happen.

With a few reforms and revamped bureaucracy, the NCR political flaws can be fixed
But that's the thing, NCR is flawed by nature. You cannot fix democracy's inherent flaws. If you do that, it will stop being NCR. And you know how do you fix it? By having Legion conquer it.

he Legion is a group of bloodthirsty sociopaths barely held together by a sick, old man who relies on razing and raiding to get by.
Relies on razing and raiding to get by UNTIL he manages to conquer Vegas and start transforming the Legion to an actual society.

William Turner
William Turner

but plasma rifles and robots are a no-no
Caesar never said anything against plasma rifles or robots. Think about it, his Legion is almost entirely former tribals who don't know shit about energy weapons. Energy cells are not exactly gun ammo, you can't just make it out of lead, gunpowder and brass. Even if he finds a stache of plasma weaponry, he simply doesn't have the logistics for reloading, maintaining, repairing and training with these weapons on a legion scale. And the reason he refused to employ House's securitrons is because he's literally building a nation, and it must be done through sacrifice and spilled blood. You can't build a nation on robots doing everything for you. Plus, again, who the hell will reprogramm, maintain and transport the damn things?

Who will develop it after dam is acquired? Who will maintain the dam?
The conquered NCR and Brotherhood. Did you even listen to the guy? His goal is not "Let's slaughter everyone to the west and keep on raiding forever". It is "Let's conquer NCR and change both our societies towards a more stable and homogenous empire"

What about farming and raising livestock? You know, like all non-raiders do.
Caesar is going all-in. If he wins the dam, he wins the NCR. And then he gets all the farming and lifestock he can handle.

But why wait? Why can't they just take advantage of old power plants, generators, energy cells, and vaults to get power?
Because they are ex-tribals who are convinced guns are magic sticks

Why indoctrinate raiders twice?
Because every single tribe has started their own thing. How can you build a new society, where everyone starts deviating English into their own language, splitting culturally. Caesar makes a point at obliterating all the backwards tribal cultures in favor of one. That's why he picked Rome, because it was so damn foreign, because no single tribe ever had that, so it would be new for everyone. Plus, Rome is dope as fuck, and followers are obviously Latin nerds.

Why not turn them into something more constructive and versatile than mindless killing machines?
First generation ex-tribals are not fit for anything else, really. You have to teach kids from birth. It's like modern times Africans, you can't just start teaching a 30 year old how to live in a proper society and do things the right way.

What Caesar is doing resembles Mongols and Huns. Legionaries' home is where Caesar says it is.
They do not have a home. Caesar's goal is not roaming forever, it is making a capital and becoming a proper government. A totalitarian one, but it is fitting for the post-apocalyptic world.

Once the revered leader is gone, cracks will show and whole thing will crumble shortly.
Not if he succeeds, and he has enough time left for that. He's not THAT old, he's like 50, come on.

Patriotism, safety of families, and reverence for the land were what kept Roman legions going through hardest of times, even when their consuls, Caesars, and generals perished. And guess what, in the initial stages of Roman empire most of them were farmers
You can't exactly repeat same process as Rome did, you have to account for the post-ap world.

If Caesar had some foresight, he would indoctrinate his soldiers to be more like that
He already started to. Think about it. He forbid all drugs alltogether. You can bet without that, tribals would fall easy prey to jet. He installs a chain of command rather than warchief ruling everything. He split them into legions, into squads. He taught them survival and SOME medicine. He taught them warfare tactics. Not much else you can teach them, while still retaining their military capabilities.

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

I was thinking of making fan-comic based in New Mexico, where NCR and Legion meet Texan forces. I am decent enough drawfag with traditional media, but would need to improve my writing and digital skills before I could do it justice.

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

But unlike NCR, Legion is not a democracy. People's opinion is irrelevant.

Just because people can't vote doesn't mean their opinion doesn't matter. If the people you rule think you are bloodthirsty sociopaths who pillage and rape and said people are only kept in control by force of arms they will either flee or revolt at the first opportunity or sign of weakness, ensuring massive instability and crippling any attempt to construct a state.

It is, at the moment, Caesar admits that several times. However, it will change, and become more civilized.

.NCR's greatest weakness is democracy. It is not a homogenous group, with everyone believing the same ideal. There will be defectors to the Legion's side, there will be neutrals, there will be those that will simply flee the area. NCR lacks the ideological strength of a dictatorship. Kimball's entire political base is built on the Mojave and the Dam. After failure, NCR will most likely have a civil war. Even if House wins, he predicts NCR falling apart, just because they lost the Dam.

So your entire hope for the Legion entering the civilized world rests on the assumption that a group of drugged out murderers, pillagers, and thugs under the twilight years of a LARPing madman will form the basis for a robust and energetic state? Also, it's a bit premature to proclaim the NCR on the verge of total collapse considering they are largely cohesive, have built a sense of national identity, and have formed institutions do not rely on ultra-charismatic madmen.

No, that was a tale for the Legion troops. Caesar has to keep up the ruthlessness to stay in power and keep tribals down. Walk around Nipton, read the mayor's logs, talk to Vulpes. The real reason behind Nipton massacre was not because Caesar. wanted to burn degenerates so much. It was a terrorist attack against NCR to drop morale. Plus, Nipton was uncomfortably close to the dam, while not being officially aligned to the NCR. With the town being so sellout-happy, it was a matter of time until NCR bought it out. Having a massive NCR base this close to the dam would be terrible for war effort.

Vulpes just rambles about degeneracy and how the city was a slippery den of sin that happily served both sides. So the Legion repaid Nipton's cordiality by having it burned to the ground and its inhabitants crucified? So instead of destroying the the town and driving its people out, which they would do if the issue is merely strategy, they set up a sadistic lottery and ritually murder everyone? Again affirms point about how Legion is not capable of building lasting civilization.

Talk to the NPC's. They do mention that NCR restores only what it uses. It does not concern itself with the people. And while I can understand that, NCR is claiming to be fair and just. I do not have problems with NCR not protecting frontier natives, I have problem with their hypocrisy.

NCR is still in the middle of incorporating and securing the Mojave, you can't really begin investing in massive infrastructure in the middle of a war zone. But, still, they provide. In Goodsprings and other settlements, people affirm that the NCR is securing trade routes and roads across the Mojave and they have set up the sharecropper farm to begin reclaiming the Mojave.

Like Caesar said, Legion is a nomadic army, which needs to achieve synthesis with the NCR. What do you expect, for all the tribals that knew nothing but war their entire lives to simply settle down? No amount of cruel dictatorship is going to make that happen

So you're basically admitting these people have absolutely no inclination or intention to creating civilized society, the basis of which is settlement.

But that's the thing, NCR is flawed by nature. You cannot fix democracy's inherent flaws. If you do that, it will stop being NCR. And you know how do you fix it? By having Legion conquer it.

NCR has many flaws and a democratic system is not exactly perfect, but if you think the people who're going to "fix" the NCR are these mongoloids then I don't know what to tell you.

Relies on razing and raiding to get by UNTIL he manages to conquer Vegas and start transforming the Legion to an actual society.

They don't have the actual city yet and as mentioned previously they're not exactly grade A civilization creating stock.

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

Ripping off the NCR flag

I hope Bethesda sues them.

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

Wow, how can this be so fucking painful and the protagonist so fucking unlikeable?

Also, the Intolerance shit must be some hipster crap trying to worship a useless and horribly made film, because I did audiovisuals and some video editing courses with cinema history and nobody mentioned this crap.

I need a rape and guro doujin about this crap.

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

one entire page is black with one dialogue bubble
So this is how you make comics

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Chamaquitos believing this shit.

This is all your fault america. If you didn't fuck with the spanish colonies we might not be full of this crap.

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

wtf I love steve now

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

11/10

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

Don't liberals usually make fun of conservatives for having these sort of insane armed revolution fantasies?

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

it's a crime in most western democracies to say the jews need to go
<never stops to think that maybe the jews really DO need to go
failure of a Palestinian

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

Director of the Central Intelligence Agency
Archer
not CIA
ONE JOB

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

I though Mary Sue was going bankrupt

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

they will either flee or revolt at the first opportunity or sign of weakness, ensuring massive instability and crippling any attempt to construct a state.
And that is why you don't show any

So your entire hope for the Legion entering the civilized world rests on the assumption that a group of drugged out murderers, pillagers, and thugs under the twilight years of a LARPing madman will form the basis for a robust and energetic state?
Fun fact: That's how all empires started. Even USA was founded by violence.

and have formed institutions do not rely on ultra-charismatic madmen.
They have not-so-charismating brahmin barons, nepotism and corruption, instead.

Vulpes just rambles about degeneracy and how the city was a slippery den of sin that happily served both sides.
Exactly, it's sending a message.

So instead of destroying the the town and driving its people out, which they would do if the issue is merely strategy, they set up a sadistic lottery and ritually murder everyone?
Well, destroying the town and driving people out wouldn't exactly horrify the NCR troops so much, now would it? It was a terrorist attack and a strategic attack at the same time, and it worked wonders. Why do you think Vulpes wants you to spread the word? Just because he likes it? No, he knows that it was a terror act.

In Goodsprings and other settlements, people affirm that the NCR is securing trade routes and roads across the Mojave and they have set up the sharecropper farm to begin reclaiming the Mojave.
The hell are you on about, NCR cannot handle securing the roads. They outright abandoned the quarry and the entire western road to Vegas, and they can't even patrol the eastern one well. Go on, walk from Primm to Trading Post 81 by foot again, and count how many times you get jumped by Viper gang alone. And that's supposed to be the main lifeline to Vegas!

o you're basically admitting these people have absolutely no inclination or intention to creating civilized society, the basis of which is settlement.
There's a difference between settling down as farmers, and settling down as a standing military/police force. Basis of any dictatorship is easily applicable violence. Don't worry about the surviving raiders, they'll settle down just fine.

but if you think the people who're going to "fix" the NCR are these mongoloids
They're not gonna fix NCR per se, they'll take everything that NCR have accomplished and put it to better use.

They don't have the actual city yet
That's exactly what is happening in the game, Caesar wants you to take Vegas for him by killing House and establishing alliances with the Strip Families.

they're not exactly grade A civilization creating stock.
A very smart, charismatic and technically skilled guy on top, with shitton of muscle to back it up. That's exactly how grade A civilizations start.

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

But Trump got elected.

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

Comic starts a while after the initial seccession so the author doesn't need to explain how the Californians established the territory they had in the first place.
Guy standing guard on a rooftop just so the protagonist can establish that the regime is racist.
Gets shot for literally no reason.
Previously passive area all join the seccesionists.
Seccesionists spring ambush for government forces but wait until the government have burnt a house down for no reason and are aware of their presence to spring the trap.
Story is going to be all about smuggler joining the resistence against Trump THE PRESIDENT.

10/10 Complete shitshow, thanks user. I really liked how Steve Jobs was acting like a bloodthirsty maniac for no reason and that the leader of the seccesionists is some girl who's apparently ultra charismatic despite not actually doing anything other than run around shooting people.

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

CIA is /tv/, not Holla Forums.

Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

I though Mary Sue was going bankrupt
It is, they are running out of money, but keep in mind they're socialists/leftists so they'll keep the lights on for as long as possible because profit is something that doesn't exist or something something.

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

(snort) just like Streetwise Comics. When the right-wing Australian big-L Liberal government got in power, they basically stopped doing anything. They were government funded, but run by lefty lesbians, who basically just showed up and did nothing but send their old comics off to schools and libraries, collected their pay and went home. I think they were hoping no-one would remember hem until the historically leftist Labour party, which was once closely connected with our trade unions, got back into power, but by the time they did, the party had done a Obama-like political drift rightwards into the place occupied by the Liberals in the 80's, while the Liberals were flirting with we're-not-Nazis-really One Nation.
They pretty much coasted on liberal arts funding for decades, becoming "Streetwise Media" before finally folding up.
I think they were running themselves as a vaguely leftist propaganda/charity outfit, because to lefties, propaganda is a humanitarian occupation. Observe SJWs working for peanuts for Marvel.

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

The be fair the Mexicans are half Spaniards who were stupid enough to blanda up and half the worthless injun trash that they blanda'ed with.
Thank God for racism and the one drop rule that ensured 99% of the whites in America are 100% white. Latin America is a object lesson why mixing with sub-85 IQ shitskins is a BAD IDEA.

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

(snort)

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

CIA is /film/, /tv/ & Holla Forums all rolled up into one: /bane/

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

It's also /a/.

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

Not to mention /v/ as well.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

Seriously, is there something CIA isn't?

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

no bane /fur/ries

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

I know criticizing Jews in Europe is against the law, but I have to wonder, if you are a Palestine supporter can you get away saying that the Jews need to go?

t. Latin American

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

if you are a Palestine supporter can you get away saying that the Jews need to go?
You can say they need to go from Palestine, but anything further is not kosher. Obviously both Jews and Levantine Arabs enrich our own countries.

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

There is a difference between anti-Jewish and anti-Israel. The irony is that many pro-Israel people use the proto-SJW tactic of "you just support Palestine because you are antisemitic" to silence criticism.

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

I guess we were right

This is shit. Who expected anything more?

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

leftists and Muslims don't understand history well.
leftists don't understand history well.
I wonder if it's because they continuously say uninformed BS all the time.

Muslims don't understand history well.
That's because Allah is the history.

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

copypasting the security guards on page 1
well it seems I can still be disappointed by these awful comics

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

99% of the whites in America are 100% white

implying

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

"White" is the lowest common denominator for "pale enough to tan", so he is not wrong. With enough luck a 50% negro can be "white".

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

“Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild West / A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness” - Dr. Dre

Calexit is a book that hits your brain like a slug to the chest. You finish it and your ears get a little hot. This is a work of fiction, but it feels so real. And that’s part of the strength of what writer Matteo Pizzolo and artist Amancay Nahuelpan have created here. They imagine that the California secession movement, Calexit, was successful, but to somewhat tragic ends. A state already dealing with massive infrastructure failings as part of a large country would hardly be self-sustaining on its own. But rather than tell the story of how the revolution started or how it ends, Pizzolo and Nahuelpan take the road less travelled - they show us how people survive.
The reality of these characters’ lives is unsettling, but they are doing what they have to do. For Jamil, that means dealing drugs to local Homeland Security agents, delivering packages and cracking wise. He has a drone with a built-in AI that serves as his companion and enables him to work by keeping track of various customers’ orders ad information. He’s a bit of a scamp with that smuggler’s charm that works so well for Han Solo minus the overcompensating masculinity. Jamil’s easy to like and provides an easy point-of-view character for readers. It’s hard not to root for him despite the contradictions in his personality and actions. He’s a fully formed character, and that’s what is key to this book. That’s how Pizzolo treats all of his characters. We don’t get that much time with Zora McNulty/Donato, but we come to understand her quickly. She’s adopted. She’s the de facto rebel leader. She’ll resort violence seemingly only when pushed to it. But even her patience has a limit, and her anger is real. These are the different ways in which survival manifests itself.
Pizzolo’s approach to pacing really impresses me as well. Mostly because the story moves but the exposition isn’t overwrought. (In one scene, it’s actually played as a joke.) And for any reader that thinks they need to suspend disbelief to have read these characters talking about the crazy state of current events in their world, I invite you to eavesdrop on basically any conversation going on at happy hour in the wake of the latest storm of tweets. It’s all we talk about. Why wouldn’t these characters?

And despite the dire circumstances that Jamil, Zora, and the rest live in, this book does have a sense of humor about it. Pizzolo writes a whole sequence outside the Chinese Theater that features some familiar costumed heroes juxtaposed with villains who look eerily (and no doubt purposefully) like Steve Jobs and Steve Bannon. But none of these shambolic imitations of Captain America or Wonder Woman are going to have the save day. Jamil isn't even going to be particularly heroic. He’s going to do the job that gets him some cash and keeps him out of trouble. Survival remains the key theme, even in the face of evil.

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

Artist Amancay Nahuelpan does an incredible job bringing this world to life, and that helps make Pizzolo’s work so much more effective. By creating a California that looks recognizable but just slightly off, Nahuelpan is able to sow the seeds of discomfort in readers. It all looks right, but something is wrong. L.A. is overrun with a faceless enemy. It’s unnerving. And the faceless helmets of the soldiers helps underline the characters’ existence as well. Nahuelpan’s expression work is excellent, whether he’s using it for comedic or dramatic effect. We only get to see the characters’ reactions to the soldiers. We don’t get to see how the soldiers feel in any given situation. Their presence in any scene is in human and it draws your eye in every panel. Danger is always present. Colorist Tyler Boss keeps his palette fairly simple, opting for consistency over experimentation. It works well because when he does stray from that the intention is clear, whether is a wash of red in a panel signaling impending doom or bright pinks and oranges to show the changing light of the day.
Calexit is the most political book on the stands right now. Hell, it might be the most political book of the year. But it doesn’t succeed just because it builds a story our the worst fears some of us might be able to perceive under our current administration. In part, it succeeds because at the end it acknowledges the context of its existence. The creators use the backmatter to speak directly to their intentions and to show readers that resistance isn’t futile. Pizzolo interviews activists and fellow artists about the ways they resist and how their personal politics intersect with what they do. A comic book isn’t going to change the world. I know that. You know that. The creators know that. But art can be part of what spurs people on to do things bigger than themselves. Calexit is a triumph not just because the craft and the storytelling is good, but because by the end of it, it asks “so what are you gonna do?” Moments like this never last. Books like this don’t either.

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

Wow this thread died fast.
I'm not surprised. Of course they're praising it.

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

This is straight up from Newsrama just for the record.
Wow this thread died fast.
I am afraid there isn't much else to discuss, except how libtards react to it.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

Try looking up it's rating on comicbookroundup
It's 9.1/10 according to "critic consensus".

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

Christ, this is stupid. I am actually rooting for the villains because of how unabashedly cartoony they are in the face of the sooper cereal resistance.

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

Comic book ratings from professional critics are worthless. Its always near perfect scores, even video game bloggers have more standards than comic book journos do. That is how low the bar is set.

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

2nd pic
lol it's just a comic, don't take it seriously
I hate that argument, and I especially hate how often it gets misused. It's justifiable if someone is getting nitpicky over trivial minor details, like those typical in a fantasy setting, but you can't use it to handwave arguments pointing out major failures or inconsistencies with the series' setting as a whole (more so if the setting is trying to be "realistic" in some way).

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

I bet they are playing us like a damn fiddle.
One MC is a disabled triggered happy girl that puts everyone in danger and the other a drug dealer, both have hit rock bottom in life and the only way out is up, they will get better, and turn into role models at the end of this comic.

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

In the end, neither MC will grow as a person, their struggles will only result in the possible death of evil Steve Jobs and the comic will end with "a new hope" or "the fight continues" implication. Possible baby to signify this.

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

turn into role models at the end of this comic.
I assumed they were supposed to be viewed as role models from the beginning, with the drug dealer ranting about racism and this sort of shit. You give these fuckers too much credit for thinking they will evolve or turn into better people.

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

Be the change you want to see in this world. Edit this piece of shit into something readable.

James Martinez
James Martinez

A work of art

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

kek, makes it tolerable
I'm actually surprised Napa and a few others got on there.
occupied
Good.

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

As per usual, leftists don't know shit about gun safety.

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

Of course the nigger takes his boots.

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

No I mean that large samples 50,000+ were taken and of those who were designated "white" ie not spic or other mud, 99% had zero non-Europe haplogroup input. They were 100% European. The one drop rule insured that everybody who wasn't white was lumped in with the muds and niggers as they should be. Half a pile of shit is still a pile of shit.

Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

In the Bush and Obama years they did. After Trump got elected their minds broke.

James Garcia
James Garcia

No I mean that large samples 50,000+ were taken and of those who were designated "white" ie not spic or other mud, 99% had zero non-Europe haplogroup input.

You got a link to the study or whatever these samples came from?

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

The extra irony was saying that he died with his boots on.

Leftists can't into humor nor simpathy.

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

I sort of thought he had him sniped for his boots.

John Richardson
John Richardson

Dr. Paul
not Rand Paul or Ron Paul

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

No, not /a/ in anyway you dumbfuck. I don't care if it's in a Japanese dub, that doesn't make it /a/.
Undertale is shit, and neither /v/ as well.
/tv/ is shit but is right.

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

*neither /v/ as well meaning it's neither /a/ nor /v/

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Amanda Weaver
muh worthless libarts degree cost me 150 grand
Meanwhile I went to school for Geology and graduated debt free. And had a job in a local oil company after my sophomore year
(talking about door to door negro solicitation), because the commuity I can afford to live in has a lot of gun violence, food stamps
So a wigger who wants to live in niggerville rather than a small white town where 25,000 a year is a middle class income. Aren't you glad that libtards in cities want to share their lifestyle with us?

Lexi Alexander
what they want to avoid is for people like the Nazis in Germany to become a mob
Revolution for me, not for thee.

what hate speech laws do is they always protect the weak from the bullies. So when you are an oppressed group or a minority, what you can never really be laid out against you. But the other way around, for a bunch of Germans to says "Jews need to go," that is a crime
Jesus this isn't even a double standard this is "I want everything to go my way with the direct support of the state and if you want anything different fuck you you evil racist bigot."
Cunts like this mudcreature need to be exterminated.

BillAyers
muh socialism
muh evil corporations
Ever notice that they don't point out that it is finance, walmart, services, and investment corporations which are caught breaking the law or cheating the system and they are all run by liberals or jews while manufacturing corporations or resource extract like say Exxon Mobile don't hurt anybody while taking all the libtard flak?

nigger lives matter, rebuilding communities
Join me in a snicker.

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

Ron Paul IS a doctor.

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

Yes I know this but the picture mentions Dr. Paul but never shows him.

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

leftists have guns
More importantly:
californian leftists have guns
kek
californian leftists able to stave off US militiary
apex kek

A more realistic sequence of events:
californian leftists initiate calexit
northern california separates from southern california and forms the state of jefferson all according to keikaku
north california uses its guns to its advantage and keeps south where it belongs
south california starves and implodes from the looting and beanering
US repos southern california and deports like planned

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

the best option
hitting the eject button and realizing you are actually cancer

Brody White
Brody White

I would love a fallout comic
Fallout: All Roads

all those triggered Legionfags
They sure love their Roman theme ISIS.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

Lake County
anything but tweekers and Konocti on gibs

Humboldt
anyone but the People's Republic of Arcata giving a shit about your halfassed revolution

Clearly these faggots have never spent more than five minutes driving through these places. An hour max in Humboldt picking up weed.

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

I feel sorry for the sniped guy.

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