Getting Wasted on Cum Cocktails Our new, crazy intern Gabe got a bunch of her girlfriends and guy friends together to drink semen cocktails. Here's how that went.
Who hasn't had a mouth full of cum at some point of their life? Whether you spit, swallow or gargle you will always be left with that undeniable dick taste after you take your lover in your mouth. Most of the time it's not always a pleasant taste either. It's either too salty, too sweaty, or it just tastes like shame. But never fear! Thanks to Paul "Fotie" Photenhaue's new Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook the taste of semen can be drastically improved. It's literally a book filled with drink recipes to make the perfect, cum cocktail.
We are reaching levels of degeneracy that shouldn't even be possible
Cooper Long
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Levi Sanchez
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Thomas Brown
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Gabriel Perry
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Levi Campbell
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Justin Morgan
This actually makes me want to gag, looking at that woman drinking semen.
Sebastian Foster
the faggot made an entire cookbook
Ryder Jones
someone was spamming this on trs comments apparently
Cooper Myers
He started bronies and tomgirls.
Ayden Bell
I'm sure its a somewhat novel experience to have the booze and jizz combined instead of in succession.
I'm sure it was a great story to tell their cats and effeminate numale life partners.
Luke Taylor
At least the fruitcake is doing something with his life.
Michael Hall
*fruitcake user
Ian Bailey
You'll cowards dont even drink yumyums.
Hunter Moore
womyn are not important
Joshua Diaz
yeah…
Gabriel Morgan
These degenerates watch all the fucked up videos Vice brings from around the world and think 'hey look guise even we can be as degenerate now give us a 20 minute video'
Dominic Morgan
Why take a good meme and ruin it?
Henry Butler
I was expecting a Jew Star on necklace between those flap Jack's
Dominic Allen
Heh
Jeremiah Ward
Oh, how much one wishes that a vengeful spirit would descend on this earth and purge it of degeneracy like that.
Shit like this should be punished in public squares by flogging - I don't care if it's brutal or that mudslimes still do it, shame needs to be real and filth like this needs to be burned out with hot iron.